You Be Trippin' - TRIPPY Awards 2024 | You Be Trippin' with Ari Shaffir

Episode Date: December 30, 2024

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Hi guys, welcome to a special bonus edition of UB Trippin. It's the end of year one. What better way to wrap up a great first year than with an awards show. Welcome to the 2024 UB Trippin Awards. That's right. This is the Trippies. Play the music. Now play the music. Play it. For now though, for real, go, play the music. We're gonna talk about travel today It's UV Trippin' UV Trippin' UV Trippin' Yeah Well what a great year it's been guys so let's break it down first of all thank you Pepper Goins for making the theme music for this um stop podcast we got to 100,000 subscribers that's a great first goal that's a great first goal we got it legitimately a day and a half

ago right in I wanted to get it by this by January 1st and we got it thank you very much great first year now there's the next 200,000 to 200,000 let's do the awards right it's been a great one. I wanna first go down the list and explain to you all the great episodes we had. Let's start with number one. Andrew Santino, the Sicilian Islands. Let's go over memories

and then we'll go over the award shows. Here's the awards as I see them. Best pictures, worst trip, best guest, most surprising, dumbest move, best sexual adventure, best drugs, best meals, most adventurous, biggest piece of shit, and best trip, and least adventurous. It's Luis Gomez. Let's start with episode one,

Sicilian Islands with Andrew Santino. That was a fucking great one. What a great way to get us started. A guy who's a fellow traveler friend of mine, we talk about it all the time, I've multiple times on Whiskey Ginger, we've connected on this stuff. I'll go in and see in the world and staying in hostels

and just like, he's a real like hippie piece of shit. Nobody gives him credit for that because he plays golf and he seems like he's upscale, now that he's got money. But he's like a hippie piece of shit he if if I don't know if red hair can dread hey but if it could he would have it in a different alternate universe and he went on his boat trip to the Sicilian Islands episode one it was so good it just felt like he saw the end of the earth and that was the first one

where I got the idea that at the end of these earth. And that was the first one where I got the idea that at the end of these, sometimes I just sit and sigh with the guest. And that was one, that was a great one. Then Mark Norman in Australia. Good pictures from Mark Norman. Petting the quokkas. One of my biggest regrets in life

is not petting those quokkas. Nope. Salomon from Mark Norman. Dan Soder, Iceland. Also great, what a great trip to go see Queens of the Stone Age. Germany, Kevin Ryan. Age restricted under that, I don't know why.

But just talking about being there in Hamburg. And we've gotta do another one at some point. Maybe a live one about Oktoberfest with some of the guys who have been there because there's been a few, that would be a good live episode. And then maybe my, honestly, my gold standard for this podcast is Joe List in Peru.

If you haven't heard that one, go back and listen to it. It's about this epic trip to Machu Picchu where the whole time he's just trying to get his chick back. He's trying to get his ex-girlfriend back. Spoiler alert, he's married to someone else. And along the way, you just sort of get a sense of like, of what it was like on that hike to Machu Picchu and what it was like in Peru.

He got scammed hard, dumbest move nominee, Joe List. The USO with David Tell, a so-so one, I'll be honest with you. Kenya with Monroe Martin, also a super jealousy-inducing one. Being on a safari, seeing those, good pictures in that one from Monroe. In Nairobi, by the way, neither one of us knew Nairobi was a city and not the country.

He might have known, but I definitely did not until the episode came out. And then the comments came and said, hey, you know Nairobi's not a country, right? It's Kenya. And I'm like, yeah, I know that. UK with Danny Brown, great one. Tulum with Corinne Fisher and Christina Hutchinson.

That was interesting because they went there during the first week of COVID when it was cleaned out. So they got to experience, one of the first ones I do, I have one with Yoshi coming, where it's like, you get to experience a city that doesn't really exist much. The best one, which I can't get a guess, is Nazi- Nazi occupied Paris. Be an interesting time.

Bangkok with Colin Turrell, he's gotta come back. That was great. What a piece of shit Colin Turrell is. Piece of shit of the year nominee. I mean, just getting hookers, skipping out on them, not paying a hooker in Thailand. Dude, it's already third world and it's not a great job. It's not a great job and it's already third world and it's not a great job.

It's not a great job and it's already third world and he's skipping out on that bill. What a piece of shit. Piece of shit nominee, call him Terrell. India with Duncan Trostle. Possibly trip of the year. I mean so connected to that place. I can't think of a better place I'd wanna go with Duncan than to India, at least on this podcast.

God damn, I mean, he's made for that place. The original white Buddhist. Jamaica with Louis Gomez convinced me to stay in villas, maybe. A.F. Amsterdam with KFC, yeah, when Burt Kreischer called him at Feitelberg and said, hey, can you be ready in 24 hours going to Amsterdam? What a fucking fun trip that was.

Burt called in. And then me. I was a guest for the first time. In the new studio. No, Danny Brown was the first one, not in the studio. Oh yeah, we should go to that. Andrew Santino, Australia, Iceland, Kevin Ryan, Joe List, David Tell was the first one in the new studio.

And then I left it, went back, Kenya in the old one, UK Danny Brown in the YMH studio before we built it up. Bangkok, India, Duncan Trussell in front of the green screen. Then me on China in front with the first one. I'm gonna go with the second one. I'm gonna go with the third one. I'm gonna go with the fourth one. I'm gonna go with the fifth one. I'm gonna go with the sixth one. I'm gonna go with the seventh one. I'm gonna go with the eighth one.

I'm gonna go with the eighth one. I'm gonna go with the eighth one. I'm gonna go with the eighth one. I'm gonna go with the eighth one. I'm gonna go with the eighth one. I'm gonna go with the eighth one. I'm gonna go with the eighth one. I'm gonna go with the eighth one. I'm gonna go with the eighth one. Paul Morrissey, but it's a me trip. It's a two of us together going to Switzerland. And it's guys, it's going to be a great one because that's the trip that got me started traveling. And we talked about how we made these plans and how we decided,

like, let's see the world after this. We got flown to Switzerland for a comedy festival. We stayed for like three weeks. We were there for like five days. We stayed for three weeks with the Amsterdam after that. And anyway, watch that one. Start the year right. That's gonna be a great one. Cambodia with William Childress.

William's the one who brought me to, well told him about me and why I was living there. Brought me to Bangkok to play. William Ruhls smoking opium at Angkor Wat. Commuter to Santiago with Jasmine Shah where she hiked the fucking 30 days from France to Spain. Brazil with Matt McCusker, piece of shit of the year possibility.

Morocco with Zane Jureski, first remote one. First remote one. Oh, Matt McCusker was the first one with the studio built up, right? I believe, I believe, yeah. The first one with the studio built up, right? I believe, I believe, yeah. The new YMH studio built up. Yeah, Morocco with Zayn Jurecki. We did it in a hostel in Paris.

Man, what a good time. What a crazy trip to Morocco. Still traveling, Zayn. Still out there. Then Ibiza with Sal Vulcano. Last one in the old studio I think. Is that right? No it's not.

Piece of shit of the year nominee for a trippy. Just a piece of shit club guy. Dominican Republic with Ian Lahr, Solomon, Russia with Daniel Sloss. Interesting, talking about the gays who can't admit they're gay, I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure.

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I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. Norman. Not as good as his first one. Decent, but not as good. Grease with H. Foley I love because that was, I think that was the first one in the new studio. It was. Built up new studio.

Because listen, he's not a crazy traveler, but he really tackled his fucking fears and went for it. And that's what this is all about. Get your passport, get out into the world, have a good time. By the way, my new special is coming January 14th. You can now you can now click on Netflix and go, Hey, I want to watch that. Like remind me, go find America's sweetheart on Netflix. Enter it. Do me a favor. Hit remind me. And then the day it airs January 14th, it'll just tell

you, Hey, that's that one you saved. And I think the way it works is like, if a bunch of people watch it once early on, then it tells other people, hey, everyone seems to be watching this right away. And also let it play all the way through when you press play. When you do, even if you can't watch it all the way through,

just let it play, you know what I mean? Like leave and let it play. Fucking dumb algorithm. We're slaves to computers. Then Rob fucking Lowe, get of the year. Brat Pack? Member of the Brat Pack, Rob Lowe? How am I getting that guy?

And by the way, so they were like, hey, can you guarantee, cause he's got a new show coming out, he wants to promote it, and I was like, sure. were like hey, can you guarantee cuz he's got a new show coming out He wants to he wants to promote it. I was like sure is there. Oh, can you guarantee? That he'll be on next week and let's guys I do these way ahead of time if you haven't noticed I've been doing way ahead of time by the way solid move. I mean I was recording these Almost a year out not every week But sometimes learning getting the right ones getting the right order if I have two people doing a you know Australian Well, I'm not gonna put him out in a row. Learning, getting the right ones, getting the right order. If I have two people doing Australian roll,

I'm not gonna put them out in a row. I'm outside the box. So they say, can you guarantee? And I'm like, not really. I mean, what if it's bad? If it's bad, I'm not gonna put it out. Oh, I buried a few, by the way. Insider knowledge, I buried a few of these.

They were just like, not very good. And they were just kind of boring. I don't do resorts anymore, and buried a few of these. They were just like not very good. They were just kind of boring. I don't do resorts anymore and I'm done with Amsterdam. I did my last Amsterdam, hasn't come out yet. And I'm like it's all the same story. It's all just the same story, bro. I got too high, can you believe it? I get it, but like, there's one coming from the Netherlands

with Emma Wilma, which is good, which is not that at all. And like, some Lesbo shit going on there. But yeah, Rob Lowe, so they're like, can you guarantee you'll be on this week to promote it? I was like, no. So everyone who asked me, like, can I get on for my special? I'm like, dude, I'm like 20 weeks out.

Like, no, these are all evergreen. Doesn't really matter when you do them. We don't talk about politics, by design. And I was just like, all right, let's just say I will. But man, it was so good. There's something about connecting on travel, that when you connect with somebody on it, it's just like, you can talk about anything.

And the way he kept saying it, he was like, guys, yeah, I don't travel the way poor people travel. I get not everyone can do this. He was like, dude, I listened to two albums in a row once, two vinyls in a row. One was, Bill Cosby two albums in a row once, two vinyls in a row. One was, one was, Bill Cosby got in a fire sale in,

in San Francisco. Like an absolute fire sale, 25 cents each, somewhere 10. Just fucking trying to get rid of him. I mean San Francisco is a very liberal area that hates that Bill Cosby stuff. You know, you used to love him as an academic, successful like black, and now they're like, oh we can't, so we have to get rid of it. So I bought a bunch.

Why not just throw them away? I mean how much do you need to make a profit? Just chuck them. So everyone has morals and still money's involved. And then it all goes out the window. We don't like doing this, but this guy's making us money. You know what I'm talking about. It's not a great example here.

So I listened to that, and then a Sam Kinison album in a row. Wildly different takes, wildly different styles. Bill Cosby's great at setting a picture, really putting it in your head, like what's going on. Setting a scene, slow, long stories, and Kinnison's just, pa, pa, pa, just out of the gate, just punching so hard.

And what was I gonna say? Yeah, but one thing I noticed with Kinnison that I really liked was that he didn't apologize. Do you know what I mean? I see that a lot in comedy today. And I'm sure I've done it too. I definitely have. A bunch of times where I'm like,

listen, I'm not saying not everyone's equal. I'm just saying sometimes, you know, they should keep the this and the that. You know, I'm not saying women can't do anything, but I'm just saying blah, blah, blah. Here's the punchline. Here's the shitting on them. Sam didn't even go for it.

He was almost like, with an understanding of the crowd, like you know I'm joking, but it's also based on my real feelings, so yeah, I'm just gonna say, like I fucking hate women, or whatever. They asked him once why he only does jokes about women and not men also. It's a spliff.

And he said, a man has never wanted me to drive my car into a tree. This is recording. It is. Where's the bottom there? Ooh, back there. Okay. Anyway, he was never like, oh, I'm so sorry about this.

Wait, why did I say that about Sam Kinnison? Connecting, no wasting time, Rob Lowe. I don't know. But on the way to, he said, can I smoke a cigar? Your studio? I'm like, bro, that's why I cleaned out like a place and made it like a living situation instead of an office because yeah, for sure. I want to smoke cigar.

First cigar I spoke with fucking step back he stepped back and said Rob Lowe? I'm not supposed to ever meet that guy. I'm definitely not supposed to connect with him on some level. Oh, that's why, because he was like listen, I know not everybody can travel this way, you know, get a private helicopter to see all of Egypt in three days.

But I have means, so I did it. Hey, get out of there, no digging. Rob Lowe is a great one. We're about halfway through now. David Cross, do an acid in Turkey, possible piece of shit of the year award. The Trippies, worst trip, best guest, most surprising, dumbest move, biggest piece of shit.

David Cross, nominee. Okay. What do we got? David Cross, Paris Olympics, Tom Schar, not a great one. Everyone was like, Maddie chewed gum the whole time. I didn't even know. We're just having a conversation. It was interesting though, but they didn't really let him leave the Olympics.

I was hoping he'd be fucking some gymnast from Russia. But it was cool to have a guy just back from the Olympics right then. I like that. Greg Fitzsimmons, Ireland Possible Guest of the Year Award. Hey guys, no,, possible Guest of the Year award. I mean, that was fucking sick. 19-year-old piece of shit, Greg Fitzsimmons, writing a love letter to some chick. A whole script that he fucking, no, that was Shane. No, that was Greg. A whole script to a lady and handing it to her because he was in love with her.

Talking to some pasty-faced, orange-haired lady? Oh, maybe best moment of the year was when he showed me that fucking commercial. I like those odds that he wouldn't go bald. Oh, can you believe it? Yeah, that was a great one. I mean, pictures too. Oh, and it just goes to show you,

you could do one from so long, and it just goes to show you. You could do one from so long ago and it's still really good. Okay, I'm gonna come over here and do the rest of this. Get it close to the camera. Keep going, keep it going though. Oh yeah, I can put this here and read it. Oh yeah, buddy.

Oh yeah. I do this DIY, everybody. Because there's no why like DIY. Stupid. We should do best commercials of the year. Why don't you guys vote on that? Leave a comment on YouTube with your vote of the year. I mean, a commercial of the year. Why don't you guys vote on that? Leave a comment on YouTube with your vote of the year. I mean, a commercial of the year. I had a bunch of ones for Shopify

that were pretty fucking good. Put this over here so I can see it. Oh yeah, can I read that? Yeah, almost. Okay, what do we got? Hey, buddy, chill. Greg Fits it. Sean Patton, Cuba, Piece of Shit of the Year Award,

Possible Worst Sexual Adventure Award. Hookers are always gonna be up there. I'm surprised we didn't get more Hooker stories. I think people are embarrassed, to be honest. I think they're a bit embarrassed. Sean Patton, Spain with Shane Gillis. Dumbest move, possible award nominee, Overdosing on Ham, possible dumbest traveler

move of the year, but also great trip. Possible trip of the year. Let's nominate him for trip of the year. Best picks, no, worst trip, best guest, most surprising, dumbest move, best sexual, best drugs, best meal, most adventurous. I'm gonna put him into most adventurous. Shane.

Biggest piece of shit, best trip. Yeah, Shane, he'd be in there. God, that was a fucking good one. A fucking, pretty much a year abroad. In the best possible time to do it too. Then Joey Diaz talking about coming to America and all that stuff, that was fucking great. I mean, obviously I had to try to find Joey Diaz a way in

and he was a ski bum? I've known that guy for 25 years. How did I never connect on that? He's been with me through multiple broken bones from skiing and never mentioned not only that he had a ski before, but that he was addicted. What? Big Jay Okerson, very interesting trip.

Possible worst trip award. Going to South Africa in the days before cell phones when his chick found out that he had been cheating on her and then immediately had to leave and go to South Africa around the world. I mean. Oh, Big Jay, that was such a fucking good one. And it kind of goes to show you,

it's kind of what this podcast is all about, is maybe I'll stand here and zoom it out a little bit. Yeah, that's what I'll do. Okay. Yeah, that's gotta be good, right? Let's see. Yeah, should be good. Yeah, it's not about exactly like what there is to

do in these places. It's not what it is. Obviously, you're gonna get some of that. The the Joe list Machu Picchu thing is a lot of instruction, not on purpose about how to do Machu Picchu, which route to take, all that stuff. But, but oh, one thing I got to get better at is bleeping out names of like specific hikes specific trips I don't want to ruin any of these places. I don't have any part in it. I Know people like well who cares only if you people it's just it's getting it started

It's like you don't litter in Joshua tree. You don't throw your beer. So who cares your massive park? Who's gonna see it? It's just like you don't do that Find your own place. It's fine. Those guys did Go to lonely planet find the tourist ones, but you wanna be able to protect the place that no one knows about. That's how I feel, so I gotta do a better job. Not things like Eiffel Tower or the Louvre, but like little small towns to stay in.

I mean, Anthony Bourdain knew this when he was talking to that chick who killed him. And she was like, oh, let me name the restaurant. He goes, no, what do you want want a line of American tourists around the block and here there's a classic Italian place it's not not in need of money you go to a high-level nightclub oh bleep that in Germany they don't want tourists there they're packed they turn tourists away they don't want them there. They're fucking up the line, to be honest. 22, Ted. Let me make a note of that.

Okay. So anyway, it's about what people do there. So you're going to get some tips on Machu Picchu from Joe List. Naturally. You're going to get some tips from people just like they say, like, I did this and this. It's like, oh, cool. So you're gonna get some tips on Machu Picchu from Joe List, naturally. You're gonna get some tips from people just like, they say like, I did this and this. It's like, oh cool, I wanna do those things too. But also, it's just about their experience.

So it's not what to see in Ireland, it's just where Fitzsimmons happened to stop. My, I'm sure I'll do one on the Great Ocean Road that I did in Australia. I just stopped at places. It wasn't like what you're supposed to do. It's just like, this is what I did. You want to go buddy? No. Okay. Stay with me. So Jay, it's like, wait,

we better got barely got to know any of South Africa, but we got to know what he did and what a fun and weird trip to South Africa. Cause also everyone's trip to places is going to be different. I told you, my Paris is taking a writing class. Everyone's trip to two places is gonna be different. I told you my Paris is taking a writing class Normans was all romantic Sam talent coming soon Fun see insights

Tommy tier oh no no no no no no god what a good run Greg Fitzsimmons, Sean Patton, these are all great ones. Greg Fitzsimmons, Sean Patton, Shane Gillis, Spain, Joey Diaz America, Big Jay Oakes in South Africa, Stavros Halkeis, Greece. Oh, learning how to become a man in Greece. Harlan Williams, Trip of the year nominee for sure, around the world, he was like, I was like,

dude I only do one country usually, and he goes, I think I had a different idea, and I was like, well, you just kind of center on one, you know what bro, you know what you're doing, you're great, go ahead, fine, if that's what you wanna do, we can do that. And told me about this trip around the world that he got on a National Geographic for 30 grand,

on a 38 trip to, it was like 15 countries. Oh my God, what a, what a, what a trip. And every time you think Harlan Ziggs and Zags, I mean he's Zags. And when I, just when I thought I knew he was going jokey, to go serious with a poem. I mean, that was the moment of the year. I mean, that was the moment of the year. I mean, let's call it that. There's probably a couple moment of the year nominees. Fitzsimmons, showing me the ad for his hair loss. And Harlan, with his, that poem at the end.

Yeah, he came in, he was looking at the map, and I was like, you been in these places cuz the map draws you in And he goes yeah all of them Another green me. I pretty much everywhere dude. I loved I loved going places and I was like, oh Yeah, he's got to come back Rolf Potts Syria the fucking list goes on Rolf Potts doing a backpacking trip when he was a fucking young lad in And the list goes on, Rolf Potts doing a backpacking trip when he was a fucking young lad in Syria, staying in a monastery, best meal nominee for sure,

him up there in a monastery in Syria, eating free food in the mountains. Yeah, what a trip. I mean, Rolf obviously, massive influence on me. I have him back a thousand times. You never check out his podcast. I've been on there like four or five times. Deviate with Rolf Potts and obviously read his book

that I reference all the time, The Vagabonding and The Vagabond's Way. I told you this a bunch of times, I read Vagabonding when I was on an island in Cambodia. On Cambodia? On an island in Cambodia. Finally settled into like, I'm not gonna do anything. Just get a mixed drink drink get some Lok Lok. They make it with fries instead of rice. Weird.

Yeah I was like I read his book. I was carrying around for two countries. All through Myanmar. Did I go to Cambodia next? No, Thailand next, didn't read it. Then, Kambo. My fuck, I gotta know what that trip was. It might have been Indonesia first. Who knows? No, Indonesia had to be last.

Anyway, read his book, whatever. Old Skeptic Thanks, go check those out too. Rolf Potts, Somalia with Tommy Tiernan, saddest trip, maybe possible worst trip of the year, or just sitting in poverty in Somalia. Great guy, great guy, great comic. I mean, maybe Ireland's greatest comic of all time. Him or Colin Terrell.

We've had two Irish born comedians on this podcast. How many Canadians have we had? One, the next one, Russell Peters. Get into fights in Lebanon. The Tobe McMullen, Scotland, or the first one we did in the new studio actually, the first one I recorded, but the last one out, or one of the last ones out.

Him as in skateboard world out there. Portugal with Adriana Apolouchi, one of the worst ones we did. She really didn't do shit in Portugal. All she did was say how, I don't know, seemed cool, people seemed weird. She went outside, but she's so standoffish, who would talk to her?

Dan St. Germain, Back to Ireland, that was a great one. Mike Cannon in Bali was fucking sick. What a dork he is. That was a really good one. I really liked that one. I knew that was gonna be a strong one. I don't think many people watched it, but that was a really good one.

Shit and Naked, just having an emotional connection to a new place. Southeast Asia will do that. And then the wanton Don finally got him on for Laos. God, he's gotta come back. What a real traveler that guy is. And what a weirdo, what a fucking drug, possible drug, drug, piece of shit of the year award

or drugs of the year award. David Cross, doing acid in Turkey with Tweedledum and Tweedledee. Was it Meow Meow? No, Yah, Yah, Yah, Yah, something like that. In Laos. And then Afghanistan Sad Saddam Hussein. Kinda serious, but interesting.

He wants to bring me out there, I wanna go. And then the last one. No, sorry, I'm missing one. Possible trip of the year award, me and Bobby Kelly in Cuba, from Cuba. The second remote one I've done, first one was in a hostel in Paris about Morocco. This was the first one on location.

Me and Bobby Kelly in Cuba from our trip in Havana. We did it on the last day. Had a hurricane, also pictures of the year award nominee for sure. Then Europe with Ronnie Chang, and then that's it. And then this. Congratulations to us, everybody. 100,000 subscribers.

I will be better about the Patreon. Colin's gonna come in and help me with some. Maybe Sagalo also, so I can fucking bounce off. Be more fun. I owe you some for sure. Still gonna send someone around the world for a year. So now, let's get to the trippies. Okay, best picks.

Mark Norman on Australia. Dude, those are great ones. Him with the cuoca was fucking great. Him with the cuoca was great. Him just all over was great. Yeah, he had some really good ones there. Seeing all the birds. Bobby Kelly from this last trip to Cuba,

I mean it's partially me having pictures, partially him, but they were just laced in. If you guys haven't seen that one, it was two ago. Also go see Bobby Kelly's special Killbox, now I finally convinced him to get it uploaded onto YouTube, Killbox, directed by Louis CK. But it was just woven into the whole thing. We had a fucking blast for six days.

And it wasn't even like, so some of these are gonna be like fresh right when they got back, like Norman's Australia trip. And then some of them are gonna be like way, way later. We're never gonna get as fresh as, hey, we're still there. God, that was a good one. Me dancing with that lady at the fucking, whatever it's a social club Club. I mean dipping her. Such a fucking fun trip bro. It was such a fun trip.

When I got back I was like I don't want to be I called Bobby. He's like dude I don't want to be here. I don't want to be here anymore. I like it now again. Best picks. Be Bobby Kelly. Harlan Williams from his trip around the world. God damn, those are great pictures. Him petting a baby rhino, him getting the picture of that guy picking his nose. Ugh! One of the best pictures possible.

Pick of the year nominee. Bobby Kelly's me dancing with that girl also pick of the year nominee nominee even though it's a video Monroe Martin on the Serengeti or whatever the fuck it is um pick of the year nominee just makes you jealous just looking at it sunrise or sunset all over the in safari in Safari. Whew, Sal Volcano, all of his pictures from Ibiza with him as a fucking club kid. What a human piece of shit that Sal Volcano is.

I mean, what a legitimate garbage piece of shit he is. No one gives him credit for being such a fucking piece of shit. And then Jane Jureski from all his pictures from Morocco. I mean, making bread, tilling the soil, getting dressed up for Eid, Eid, something like that. Okay, let's name them after us. Worst trip,

Jane Jureski, almost getting married off in Morocco. Great trip, but terrible trip. Tommy Tiernan going to Somalia to see literally suffering and poverty. One of the worst trips I could imagine going on. But, big Jay, I already told you, going to South Africa in the midst of being in the craziest dog house possible

with his chick and having to like get minutes to call her to get yelled at every day. Ho ho ho. I think that's it for Worst Trips. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Donn and Lewis, yeah, KFC. Yeah, I think that, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, the whole way. Shane Gillis, obviously always hilarious. Generational fucking charisma, you know, fat, hey, hey, hey, you know, disgusting body. Everything he's gotten has been, you could not imagine by looking at his face. That's how talented he is. Half-tart. Successful. But great fucking trip and jealousy

inducing. Duncan Trussell on on on I mean that was he's so good at describing all that all that emotional stuff because everyone else has these emotional moments on trips and they don't know how to like say it but Duncan gets right to it and just like puts you there. Matt McCusker on, in Brazil, just funny and just also, what a piece of shit. Santino talking about the Sicilian islands, goddamn, Joe List, whoof. So funny about that trip to Machu Picchu and just like talking about shitting

on himself the whole time just down on his luck while he's at Machu Picchu. Rolf Potts in Syria, all finding out about that, that they're way into the NBA and stuff there. Colin Tyrrell about Bangkok and Wantan Don about Laos. Whew, those are all great guests. Most surprising, Harlan. I put Shane, but I kinda knew about this trip from Shane always, and so even when I was like thinking of starting this podcast, I was like,

no, I'll get Shane on to do that. That's an interesting trip for sure. So I guess I'll take that off most surprising. Sal with Ibiza, one of the most surprising ones. Taking Shane off. Sal and then maybe Zane Jureski. Yeah, maybe Zane because you guys were, you don't know him and you're like,

this won't be crazy, it was so good. One of the greatest trips I could ever hear about. I'll do Zayn. Dumbest moves. Okay we got a few. Shane overdosing on hormone till his tooth, till his tongue dried up. Duncan Trussell getting shit sprayed in his shoe and falling into the scam to help him clean it up Louis cats in India also in India just like Duncan Trussell getting shit sprayed in the shoe and having to pay to clean it up Me for paying 140 Canadian dollars for a 10 pack of clear I mean not even like I'm suspecting they're fake. I mean like like yeah we all know they're fake and still somehow getting roped in to Joe booze master servant just to get out of there as Bobby Kelly did nothing to help me

dumbest move all a minute and then Joe list change your money in Peru falling for a scam that he has no idea. Best sexual adventure, Sean Patton, hook her. Matt McCusker, hook her. Joe List, trying to get laid by a girl in a tent while she has violent diarrhea. And then Shane Gillis, not trying with that chick, and with that teacher that he had a crush on and Greg Fitzsimmons giving away his script

to a woman he had a crush on in Ireland in 19. He'll never get that back. Best drugs want on done, obviously. Zane Jurecki. Oh, yeah, doing all that hash and stuff in Morocco, just at the fucking, god damn. David Cross. Acid in Turkey.

Dude, adventurous guy. He's gotta come back. And William Childress. Smoking opium at the fucking whatever. Oh, what a great podcast we've done. Best Meal, Shane Gillis again, with his hormone overdose. Rolf Potts and the Syrian Mountaintops. We had some good, we had some good meals though.

We had some good meals, hold on. Soder on Iceland, we had a good one, we talked about that. On Iceland, we had a good one. We talked about that. Duncan was talking about the Indian food, I think. Maybe maybe I have not had that many great in like a food stuff. Or Norman Paris. Yeah, a little food. All right. It's not.

Shane, great, okay. We should start naming these. Okay, the Trippies, best pictures. Norman, Robert Kelly, Harlan Williams, Monroe Martin, Sal Zane. Let's eliminate Monroe Martin. He had one great one, but Sal, piece of shit. Honestly, he had more pictures, he wouldn't let me show you guys. He was like embarrassed one, but Sal, piece of shit. Honestly, he had more pictures he wouldn't let me show you guys.

He was embarrassed about how he looked back then, which is, I guess, more of a piece of shit than now. He looked older then, to be honest. Take Norman out. So it's Robert Kelly, Harlan Williams, Zane Jureski. Zayn Jurecki. That's a tough one. They were all pretty great.

I think it might be, overall best picks was the Robert Kelly, Ari Shafir episode of Cuba. It could be Harlow Williams. It could be Harlow Williams. It could be Zayn, but I don't know you guys know him, but those are great pictures. Worst trip, Zayn, Tommy Tiernan, Big Jay. I'm going Big Jay, because Tommy Tiernan at least was there

feeling like he's doing something. Jay's just a hell. It was just hell. Worst trip, worst trip. Hold on, it's Big Jay Okerson. It was just hell. Worst trip. Worst trip. Hold on. It's big Jay. Ocar said congratulations. Big Jay, you've just won 20, 20 force first trippy award for worst trip. Best guess. Harlow Williams, Shane Duncan, Matt McCusker, Santino, Joe list, James Williams, Shane, Duncan, Matt McCusker, Shantino, Joe List,

Rolf Potts, Colm Terrell, or Wong Ton Don. It's Harland. It's List. It's Harland or List, or Duncan. Harland, List, Duncan. Damn, that's a tough one. I'm gonna get back to that. Harland,

Joe List, Duncan. Most surprising, Harland, Zane Jureski or Sal? I mean, Harland-Mane Jurewski, or Sal? I mean, Harland Williams. It's Harland Williams, most surprising, like just trip in general. He's such a traveler, one, that's a huge surprise, and two, this trip was fucking, I didn't even know existed.

And also, you're telling me you're not gonna pick a country and it's still gonna be good? That was the issue with Rob Lowe, he was like, we should've just stayed in Egypt the whole time. Or any of them, it was like, I went through Europe, or I went through whatever, it's like was like, we should have just stayed in Egypt the whole time. Or any of them, it's like I went through Europe, or I went through whatever, it's like, nah, we should just stay in one place.

But he didn't stay in one place, and it was amazing. Most surprising, Harlan Williams, congratulations. You've just won your first Trippie Award. Dumbest move, Shane's overdose on Hamon, Duncan's shit shoe, Louis, Kat's his shit shoe. I don't think I can give either one of them because it's such a dumb move, but both of them fell for it. So how dumb could it be?

I lost... 140 Canadian dollars for fake cigars. By the way, I smoked half of them. The other half got confiscated at the airport. If I didn't have those, I could've gotten away with the other ones. more likely to have gotten away Joel is changing money say Shane's Hamon maybe Damn.

Shane Simon with the dumbest move? Nah. I mean $140 and I'm supposed to be a traveler. It's me. Joe List changing money. Shane Simon. Joe List changing money. Shane Timon. I mean, I got bullied into it. I'm gonna give it to Shane.

Nah. All right, let's get back to that one. Best sexual adventure, Sean Patton, hooker in Cuba. Matt McCusker, hooker in Brazil. Joe List, diarrhea tent. Shane Gill is too scared to act. Greg Fitzsimmons too scared to act. I'm gonna give it to Joe List.

Best sexual adventure, trying to get laid, Wall of Woman has crazy Montezuma's Revenge diarrhea in a tent on a hike to Machu Picchu. Joe List, congratulations on your first Trippie Award. Best drugs, Wanton Don, I mean, he fucking goes for it. Zayn, David Cross, and Childress. I'm giving out to Wonton Don.

Best drugs, congratulations, Wonton Don, for a 2024 Trippie Award. Which will be best meals. Shane Gillis, I'm on R with the best meal. I'm gonna go with the best meal. I'm gonna go with the best meal. I'm gonna go with the best meal. I'm gonna go with the best meal. I'm gonna go with the best meal. I'm gonna go with the best meal. I'm gonna go with the best meal.

I'm gonna go with the best meal. I'm gonna go with the best meal. I'm gonna go with the best meal. I'm gonna go with the best meal. I'm gonna go with the best meal. I'm gonna go with the best meal. top restaurant in the world, not by my standards, like four out of six years, three out of four years, something like that. The year we went, it was also. Best meal, right? But that's not what this podcast is about.

It's Rolf Potts. Rolf Potts, congratulations on your meal in the mountaintops in Syria as the best meal of the year. 2024 Trippi Awards. Congratulations, Rolf. You finally accomplished something with your life. Most adventurous.

Okay, I'm gonna go H. Foley just because he doesn't do that and him on a doom buggy. That's like, it's not about how crazy you've gotten. It's about how crazy you've gotten compared to you. This is what I'm saying also for when we tell people to turn it up drinking-wise. You shouldn't tell people to do shots. I'm talking to you. Joe DeRosa You shouldn't tell people to do shots

We should tell them is heck you turn this up 10% because some people have a lower tolerance By the way, Joe also every time we do a shot you leave within 30 minutes H-fold so H-folding fucking got loose for himself That picture of him in the doom buggy is like that's what it's all about H-Fold, so H-Fold fucking got loose for himself. That picture of him in the doom buggy is like, that's what it's all about. Rolf Potts going to fucking volunteer on a mountain top. See, that's so adventurous. Tommy Tiernan for going to Somalia.

KFC for getting on a plane last minute at Burk Kreischer's request and going off to Amsterdam to have a time of your life. That could be it. Zane Jureski going to Morocco. Mike Cannon somehow, Simeon Goodson for living in Wuxi, China for like two years. Ari Shafir for going to China at all. I mean, it was frightened as shit, you guys.

But I still went. Bobby Kelly for going to Cuba. And Shane Gillis for going, maybe Duncan too, and maybe McCusker too. I know what I'm gonna do. I'm giving it to Zane Jurecki, most adventurous. I mean, Morocco and also living and everything, almost getting married off to somebody

and having to worm your way out of it. That was a crazy trip. That was so fucking out there to go do that. Biggest piece of shit, Sean Patton, Colm Tyrrell, Matt McCusker, Sal Vulcano, or David Cross. Well, I mean, you gotta narrow that down to Colm Tyrrell skipping out on a, skipping out on a skipping out on a hookers tab

or Sal vocano. Sal, it's you buddy, because you expect this kind of behavior from an Irishman, but you're a hardworking Cuban immigrant. To have that kind of piece of shit Italian behavior? I mean you can't, you can take the man out of Staten Island, but you can't take the Staten Island out of the man. Sal Vulcano, you've won a 2024 UB Trippin Award for biggest piece of shit. Congratulations Sal.

You've now done something with your life. Biggest Piece of Shit, Sal Vulcano. Nice. What do we got? Best trip and least adventurous. Least adventurous, I already gave it to Luis Gomez. What also have I not done? I mean, we gotta have a best trip, right?

Best trip and best guest. What are we down to? Dumbest move. Let's go with... I don't know yet. I showed those before. Best guest, Harland, Duncan, or Joe List? I mean, it's Harland.

Damn, Joe List is also right there, and Duncan is really good too. I mean, Joe List had such a fucking thing, but Harlan was so prepared. I mean, he had just pictures and the National Geographic magazine from fucking 30 years ago. Okay, I've decided. The 2024 UB Trippin Award for best guest goes to Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr episode. So fun as a fucking conversation, too. I mean, talk about jealousy for something. It's Harlan. Duncan. That was also great. Joe List. Gold standard of what I expect from people if they're

like, what's the show? Can I listen to an episode? Listen to the Joe List episode. Best pictures. Savile kind of Harlan Williams. Harlan's pictures were great. I'm going to go to Bobby Kelly. Bobby Kelly, you've got best pictures awards. And then,

dumbest move. I mean, Shane Gillis, was it dumb, I mean, because you keep eating that much ham. That's just on you, kinda. I mean, that's just kind of on you. The rest just fell for something. I got bullied into it, to be honest, so it wasn't a does, like I got out of there

without getting robbed, someone's like, just give him some money, let's get out of here. It was actually kind of a smart move. Duncan and Lewis, that's not, what do they get? First of all, once you get shit on your shoe, you do need someone to wipe it off. So what do they really fall for? Joel is changing money, but it worked out for you.

It's Shane. You might've taken a year off your life. Eating that much ham, having your tongue dry up, but now you can drink so much Bud Light, it never gets through to you because your tongue is so withered from an overdose of hormone. Ladies and gentlemen, you know, I worked for a time, I was temping at the

Beverly Hills Chamber of Commerce. We had to give out our awards every year. And this, sometimes the restaurant department got one year, and then hotels got one year, automotive got one year. And they gave it to Jay Leno as guest of the year, and why? Because they said because he has so many cars. And I was like, does he live in Beverly Hills? And they go, no.

I'm like, oh, but he work in Beverly Hills? They go, no. And I'm like, then why give him an award? They're like, so we can sell tickets. Shane Gillis, you've just won a 2024 Trippy of the Year award for overdosing on sweet Spanish ham. Congratulations, Shane. You've not done something with yourself. Okay, so that's it. We're down to the last one. Guys, don't forget, I have a tour coming. I should have mentioned this earlier.

Pittsburgh. It's the farewell tour. I'm only touring a little bit, and then I'm going off and seeing a little world myself. Maybe this place. Probably not this place, but we will have an episode about Japan coming from, hopefully, Che Durena, or also from Dragos that we did in Romania. Maybe that one first.

Should I read you who's coming? So anyway, Pittsburgh. Providence already sold out. Pittsburgh's almost sold out December 3rd, 4th, 5th. Agent Apollouche is opening for me that and Providence. I think we added a late show Wednesday in Providence, whatever. Let's just run them down. San Jose, San Antonio, Tampa, Orlando, Fort Lauderdale, San Antonio. With the special surprise guest. I will be doing two screenings of my special.

January 7th at the stand in New York City. Please come on out, tickets are like 20 bucks. I'll be playing it ahead of time. My special's coming out January 14th. I'm playing it for you guys early and then I'll be there afterwards to do some new jokes and then also like, maybe take some questions or something. don't know come on out if you want 7 p.m. at the stand on the 7th and in Austin Texas on January 12th at the Creek and

the cave come on out also if you're a comic in town not an open mic or you can come out and watch it let's have a little party too be fun screening both those tickets are up my website and. And then Atlanta, Portland, both with Adrian. Second show added in Portland. This is in March now. And then in April we got Vancouver, Seattle, Edmonton, Calgary, shows added in Edmonton, Calgary, and Vancouver. And then, I don't know, I think that's it.

San Jose, whatever guys. There's a few more. Tampa, Denver. Oh, Denver, oh Denver. Best of week. Whew, get tickets for everything right now at rrechauffeur.com. And now,

for the best trip award, should I tell you who's coming later? Guys, next year's gonna be great. You should subscribe if you haven't already. We just got to 100,000, but like, you should subscribe. Paul Morrissey's gonna be the first one, and that's that trip I told you that we both fucking went great together.

That's gonna be a great one. Yeah, restore pages. Crash was like all the time. I said, yes, restore pages. Oh, you mother fuck. Bookmarks. Listen to all these people we have coming. Oh, it's going to be so fucking good.

Episodes coming. Okay, here we go. Ari Matty in Canada. Me, about Thailand, with Toby Mullin interviewing me. Oh, me again, with Ethan McKenzie talking about both of our trip together to Guatemala Brett Ernst about Melbourne Byron Bowers on Israel Carmen Lynch It's a good one. I'm a Peru with a certain All-knowing drug Dan Soder in Stockholm Danny Polish second Laos. That was a great one

Does Bishop China draw goes Japan? Earl Bernie, New Zealand Emma Wilman Netherlands really good one for him is coming Jeffrey Osmous Israel an Afghanistan one Spain China Denmark. Oh Ian Sterling, that's right. Hamilton Morris. Oh Dude, I got some great ones carnival And then just the be Paul Verze, Ronnie Redid, Punky Johnson, oh, Tucker. Okay, I got, Burt is gonna be on, coming on January 14th, the day of my special. So Paul Morrissey, day one.

Burt, day of my special. Did I do the final award? No, I gotta do it now. Burt, day of my special. Tucker Carlson, the week after, final award? No, I gotta do it now. Birthday of my special, Tucker Carlson the week after, on January 20th about UAE. Bert will be, he said, well I don't know,

we'll see where he takes us, but I don't, he's gonna wanna do Russia. But like, fuck that. I mean, he's been other places, he's gonna to do Russia. Jim Gaffigan. Portugal, I think. Anyway, guys, it's going to be a great

it's going to be a great second season, as always request in the people I've been talking to some people that like, yeah, maybe a high level musicians and stuff that seems so cool. Also travelers, if you know, they've been somewhere suggested in the comments. I read those and if somebody I know or have heard of or look up, I'm like,

yeah, they seem cool, they seem like they've been places. I've reached out, we've started to get it going. I don't know who's been places. If you know, let me know. Michael Malice, that's right, on North Korea. North Korea, oh, maybe I'll do that one in, in January, yeah, maybe the first one in February I'll do that. Okay, now let's get to the final one.

And then let's fucking leave this, right? I don't think I have anything else to say. The final award, best trip, Zane Jureski, Rolf Potts, Harlan Williams. I mean, my China trip was great. I don't think I did a perfect job of describing it. It's Cuba though, dude. Zane Jureski, Rolf Potts, Harlan Williams, Joe List, Jasmine Shaw, the Camino de Santiago,

Monroe Martin, Duncan Trussell, ooh, that was a great one, Shane Gillis, Matt McCusker, Greg Fitzsimmons, and Stavros Halkis. Lisa Ventures, Louis Gomez, staying in a villa. In, what's it called? Jamaica. Still a fun trip, though.

Best trip. Zane Jureski possibly, Rolf Potts possibly, Harlow Williams possibly, Joe List, I don't think it was the best trip. Jasmine Shaw, I'm jealous of that one. Monroe Martin, Duncan, I'd say Duncan, Shane, McCusker in Brazil, Fitzsimmons, Stavros. Best trip. I guess guys, this has never happened before in a trippy. Stavs was very interesting. Gregg's seems amazing.

Cuscar will take off. Duncan's was great. Monroe's I'll take off. Jasmine I'll take off. Rolf I'll take off. Sainz was amazing. So was Harlan. So was Shane.

So was the other guys. I'll take off. Jasmine, I'll take off. Rolf, I'll take off. Sains was amazing. So was Harlan. So was Shane. I mean, Shane just chillin' there with everybody. For a year, I mean, that's so cool. It's so fucking cool. Guys, for the first time in UB Trippin' Awards history,

we have a two-time award winner. Best trip was around the world. Harlem Williams, congratulations on winning your second Trippy Awards. We gotta have you back next year. Well, guys guys that's been pretty fucking dumb. Thank you for a great year for real. Hundred thousand subscribers is fucking cool. I've had a ton of fun doing this. I

was worried when I stopped my other podcast knowing I wanted to do this. I wanted to overlap them but whatever. I was worried and then I've had so much fun. I've had so much fun. They're great to do. The ones I've had to bury I've had so much fun. I've had so much fun. They're great to do. The ones I've had to bury, I've just buried. I've got so many left to give you guys. And I have so many still that are coming that guys have to come back.

We still never got Tom Rhodes on. That's crazy. He's gotta come back a bunch of times. Harlan's coming back. Maybe Rob Lowe. I mean, so many people. Some people still to come that it's like, Oh, that's about to DeRosa's got to come on. Oh, anyway.

Um, guys, yeah, it's been fucking great. I don't know. You having a good time? I'm going to put stuff on my, on my merch also, passport holder, that leather maker, whoever that was. Did somebody ask me about building a camping bag from the ground up? I've been looking for it as a comment or as a message on either Instagram or like a comment on the YouTube

and I can't find it and I wanna do it. I wanna build one like me and Rolf talked about from the ground up, design it, make it exactly to my specs. There's a few things I just want but I don't need any money off it, I just want to build it. One is a grinder that's also a funnel, so you grind funnel it, you know? So it didn't get everywhere.

So you gotta put it in your hand and then it's like, come on, just make it, I just want a free one. The Billy Strings, Danny Brown collaboration. I don't want anything that I just want to listen to it while I'm skiing Anyway guys, it's been a fucking great year next year's gonna be even better. We're gonna go to more locations more remote spots All right, buddy. Chill out and that's it. Ladies and gentlemen, until next year. So this is what we got. Me and Paul Morrissey, week one. Bert Kreischer, week two.

Tucker Carlson, week three. Jim Gaffigan, week four. What the fuck, it's going to be a great one. Goodbye everybody. I'll see you next year. That's been the Chippy Awards. Let's do this every year for real Like towards the end of the year, and if you live you about this I'm open to suggestions

But if you have like a comment, it's like oh this nominee for best best guest nominee for worst drug I was like oh yeah, right good point and then I don't know Heather. What are you guys like start? Let's like get them all Let's have a fun award show if it gets good. I'll like get a piece of hardware and do it and send it to people. I won't put it up but alright bye everybody thank you till next year.