Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura - 382-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Episode Date: February 8, 2017As perhaps the leading non-binary couple in the podcast comedy world today we are thrilled to bring you this aspect of the wonder from the perspective of our obtuse reality. Hope that was clear. Som...etimes when you are making a brown someone will crawl under the stall to see if you are indeed browning. What would you do in that situation? The Mommies saw another horrible movie. Hope you get to have a night ruined by it as well. Plus another guy had vocal fry and it wasn't even the worst part of his personality. He also liked to....kill and eat people. Can you guess who? This episode is full of such a good time we HAD to find some boring audio to dull it down. Hope it's boring enough for you.Â
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okay pittsburgh uh... there's one thing i have to make clear later in the show we
do our dates
i was unsure
uh... what the status was of my show there we have added a show
to run into shows in pittsburgh thursday
april six we added the
ten p m show
it goes on sale
uh... this friday february tenth at ten a m go to toms grow dot com slash tour
and that's where you can get tickets
for the added
pittsburgh show thursday april six
thank you
pittsburgh
yeah
so here's what we're going to do first we're gonna fingerspell it
so it's
t a i m t
so it's
t a i m t
so it's
t a i m t
so it's
t a i m t
and then we're going to explain what a t is
so first we're going to sign vagina
nope, not the vagina
asshole
nope, not the asshole
between
so you're going to sign the nautical onion prosper sign
but on its side when it's palm facing towards you
then you're going to chop that a couple of times
so again, e a i m t
so it's
t a i m t
so it's
t a i m t
so it's
t a i m t
that was ramsie
it's really good work
totally amazed
really special
the taint song
t a i m t
well it's t a i m t
i really like her
alright
you ready to open the show?
yes
do you want the clip that you wanted or do you want a different one?
um, you surprised me, i don't know
okay
here we go
let's open the show
with me here is erica fineman who is
honestly the world's first student body president
who identifies as gender non-binary
this shit is big time
who is ramsie?
don't bring anyone loving to this
your mom in the fucking stand
welcome
to your mom's house
witton segura
christina pizitzitz
christina pizitzitz
welcome to your mom's house
this was on
fusion tv
and
this is fantastic
this
first student body president
who is ramsie
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