Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura - 417-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Episode Date: October 11, 2017

This is one of the most fun Pomcasts we've done in a while and it's just Jean and I.  We do what we do best - make fun of people. From the c*m huggers to the people who struggle to string together a sentence we simply don't hold back.  When a juggalo dreams of writing a new song, well, DJ Dadmouth helps make that dream come true - IN THE MOMENT. Is there a hit on our hands?  Don't forget to watch CP's new special, Mother Inferior only on NETFLIX!  

Mm-hmm Huge thanks to everybody that came out to the sperm vine improv last night. That was a lot of fun and We are doing our regular weekly studio show today A couple things to bring up First of all this weekend In the Midwest I'm gonna be an Ann Arbor. There's just a couple tickets left. I'm super excited October the 12th Indianapolis Egyptian room at Old National Center sold out in Indianapolis October 13th

The hard cock live Northfield, Ohio outside of Cleveland has a few tickets left again. I'm amazed and very thankful St. Louis tits October 27th sold out first show second show has some tickets left if you want to get those Same thing for Fartgo, North Dakota sold out the 28th early show. We added a late show From there I go to Albuquerque San Antonio in Austin very few tickets left in Austin and San Antonio Port Chester, New York the Capitol Theater where? Port Chester. Oh, I thought you were Joe. I thought it was pork. No pork pork chest flaps pork her inner Chester

Yeah, yeah, dork Chester. I would go dork. Okay, dork Chester, New York November 9th the Capitol Theater If you take us left November 10th one show only a town hall in New York City Do you dork titties? Yeah, and then Barfalo, New York the University of Barfalo Center for the arts For the farts. Yeah for the farts. I'm bringing Josh Potter I was gonna say that's his hometown. So it is very excited and then we go to out here in California We're at the Fox Performing Arts Center in Riverside Okay, November 22nd and a big show Los Angeles doing it really tight at the Wiltern Can I tell you as a proud Los Angeles?

Angelino native that to me is the most exciting thing that you've ever done really and I am so excited It's it's filling up. So if you're in LA people ask me all the time. That's the one to go to I added December 14th the Maui Arts and Cultural Center in Maui We're gonna fly over to Hawaii and do a show there So if you're in Maui, my he comes see me with your lay Mahalo, Aloha Very excited. I love Hawaii. Oh, I can't wait. We're going with you. Yeah, I can't wait to go to Hawaii We always say Aloha for real too

I am I am not touring for the rest of this year. My special is out on Netflix So exciting search for it Christina P. It's not Pajitsky just the letter P So if you started a spell, yeah, it should show up. Come on guys mother inferior It is out now. So watch that only on Netflix So I got I got to write some stuff. So I'll be at the comedy store I'm gonna stay local for a for a little bit holla at me, man And then I'll Christina P online. Yeah The Christina P on Instagram and I hit me up Tom Segura

Com slash tour for those tickets to my show also. Hey guys The holidays are coming fast and if it's one thing I know it's I don't like to leave the house to shop So do your shopping on Amazon and why not use our banner your mom's house podcast calm Just go to that website click on the banner at the bottom of the homepage Do your shopping as you normally would it kicks back some change to the show also if you're like to email us Please email us directly at your mom's podcast at gmail.com We do not unfortunately check Facebook or these other places sometimes I log in to Facebook And that's a good thing to announce and I I'll see like hey thought this would be good for the show

We don't even it's too many places to direct things to I know it's too many places and it's just it Your mom's podcast at gmail.com. Yeah, okay All right, here we go Jean okay, and he Show that was terrible that's what we're gonna start doing stuff like that I took such a squirrely dump this morning. Cool. I feel like we didn't really get to talk about it. We don't need to here we go How does this work? What are you doing? so what we're doing is we're practicing Tantra and One of the key things that most people don't realize is that

Orgasm is different from the traditional release that comes from climax Okay, there we go Plug in whatever thing needed to be plugged in you got it Who is Randy don't bring anyone loving to this Welcome to your mom's house with Tom Segura Christina You

Well that was fun So I don't know if you remember the Hi, Melanie, I'm scabby old with ecstatic hearts Tantra We just want to share that there are many ways to orgasm You don't actually have to be having sex you can orgasm just from hugging Yeah, so we showed you these Discussing people a while ago. Yeah the cum-huggers and apparently now they're doing international interviews about it

It's a stupid. Yeah, it's so dumb. It's so horrible. She's real gummy and I don't really like to Shit on people's mouths too much. You don't no I'm like kind of really open-minded and stuff about it seems like it's there's so much more to go after that you Didn't need to do that, but go ahead No, it's just a little gummy okay, but I I hate them so much. I'm trying to like What do you hate about them? I just feel like it's it's total nonsense like it's it's just it's horseshit It's so and it's such like a waste of Energy like I feel like they're good people. They're nice. You could tell they're nice people. They're totally nice

But like feed orphans in Romania or like dig wells in in Uganda You know what I'm saying like does it really have to be about coming? Haven't we haven't we done enough for orgasms in in society? I don't know I mean if they could really teach everyone to come hug. That's pretty big There's so many more problems in the world. I mean Instead of having the traditional trajectory where you kind of get excited and then climax and then go to sleep You're able to have Experience we keep going and you can start having multiple experiences. No, you mean that the awesome part where you nut and you're like I'm out

Let's go and then stop talking good night. Yeah, get out of here. Don't touch my stuff That is the best part. I know did you notice that he's shorter than her when they're standing? And then they've made him taller than her in the sitting. He also looked like he put on some weight Interesting. Well when you're come hogging, maybe you're just laying down all the time, right? Doesn't he look bigger than the no I don't think so. Well look at his face there. Okay. Yeah Hi I'm Scotty. Oh, you know the game way hearts Tantra Maybe yeah, maybe

When you decide yeah, he's hot max you might come down here But you're in an orgasmic state that can then last for a long time So then it'll start kind of going down again so you can eat and you know play and then make light and bring it back up again Look at this guy. He's so excited the dude listening. Yeah, I just Just come you can get me coming too. Oh, oh, so Can you get me to come when I hug my mom? Every Sunday for tea may you get me to come want to do that normally my wife has to tug on my bowls How about that pairing studio London may not yeah, I love it. She's like 20 years old and he's a thousand

Totally normal someone's not camera ready. No, he's gross I get that from the coming point of view okay your point of view because there is that ultimate You're not doing that for 80 hours. I mean you've been it you've been empty shell You have no more come no more coming your bowls Do you know what's really annoying about these two is that they're always like they're always having a smile and being character like We're just always Six-day orgasm feel great. Yeah But that's the thing two different things so you can actually have a full body blissful orgasm

It's actually more powerful than anything you've done before without the traditional release and the drain of energy I think this guy is confusing Content feelings with orgasming. Yeah, you feel the tingling you mean like if you hug someone and you're happy about it Like endorphins or whatever just feel good and he's like we're orgasming right now. No, you're not. Yeah, maybe I don't think he's having an or I think he's confused. He's thinks that we're confused. I think he's confused Yeah, I think he's well. Yeah, clearly these people are misguided. Yeah, what do you mean? Like you're tingling? Yeah, it feels good. I gave someone a hug. I like it. Yeah, but they're all they're not hooked down They're rolling sensation. How's he teaching you to come on?

Asmic he how does it how do you teach the come hug? That's a very good point No, I don't teach a come hug either. You can or you can't come. Yeah, I think it's it's a It's a little suspect when there's two people in the come hugging You know business and everyone else is like I hug I come how come I can't make them line up like you guys And they're like, oh, you need to take our class That's true If I if I met other couples that they've taught to come hug successfully then maybe it's always them You know, I wish we could send your parents to go learn to come hug with these two. Oh my god

That would be the best that would be the best segment ever ever on anything Your dad would love it. Yeah, I'll just keep hugging I'm gonna come after that Sounds like fun. Did you come buddy? Hey, buddy? Yeah, I give you a hug. I want to come on you dad I got trained to come when I hug now pal Dad We practice Tantra, which helps us to pull the sexual energy up our bodies

So the longer we make love the more energized we get Okay Yeah, I hate that they're from Los Angeles these two. I did this is the these are the people that give us a bad rep Yeah, you know, I mean she could be going to sleep at 10 and by dawn. We're like, yeah Sleepy at the beginning and he encourages me to keep going and then I just keep getting more energized every time How about that raw post though, right? I'm out when they're not actually fucking baby No, they're talking about fucking too. Oh now they're talking about actual fucks. Yes Well, I don't like her voice. She talks like the dumb girl that you do the impression of

Helby like we should keep doing that. I'm like And then I felt energized afterwards I Like don't you you do know what you sound like when you talk, right? Like she doesn't awareness that she sounds totally ridiculous Yeah, are you are you not? Never burst out laughing. Huh? Nothing. Oh, yeah, we

As we experience all of our emotions and love making so we laugh We cry Where's that dry plus question though? I think that's the question that everybody's thinking about is that her vagina will dry out from So much of it. I mean, can you imagine if we had 18 hour sessions? No, I can't I don't know Like you said like at night and then by fucking sunrise. It's like where you want to fuck for nine hours These two don't got no kids. No, you know saying they ain't got no Even if you I mean, let's say you didn't that do you want fuck for a day? I got something to do. Well, here's the thing is that I want to do that Trish and Bob Bobby

We get our freak on and then it's straight to the the routine we got flipping out to catch up on we've got the shows of Sunset there shows to watch we've got finished Ozark Ozark You know what I mean like real married couples You got it. You got to fuck and then do the stuff married couples do yeah, you can't just fuck fuck fuck all the time It's silly. No, there's other parts to a marriage college, you know, I'm saying, you know, I'm saying you guys got to go down Stairs get your snack get give the dog's treats. Yeah, you know, I mean, there's all these things I do I feel you in order to do this kind of thing you have to be connected with your emotions and your feelings and your channel So that you can feel the energy moving through your body

And that's what makes it kind of a spiritual practice as well as just Doing love making all the time it totally Gasmic experience as well Oh I feel like studio London might think the studio Los Angeles is retarded. I think they're right Yeah, I'd agree with studio London on this one. Yeah, this is embarrassing. I'm sorry Angelino's Apologizing You talk like

Hey, I hate when LA girls talk like that. It's so embarrassing. What time are they doing this show? I'll saw a lot of us all like You don't necessarily have to be together To make this work because this is an energy exchange. What I'm thinking you can be in separate rooms and do this Yeah, um, so first of all, we can feel each other even when we're apart We can all by ourselves Just breathing and like feeling Orgasm with God

Okay, I'm sure your mom would like that part, right? Yeah, that would be the best part for my mom for sure Like religious people. This would be my mom's face right here studio London guys face Did you just say you're gonna come with God? Yeah Unfortunately, that's the end of the clip that we have. I would love to hear the follow-up to that I could come with God I'm sorry. What did you just say? Okay, super disrespectful. You ever come with God? Yeah, buddy your mom and I

Fuck me game with God. Yeah Anyway, it's so gross To when your dad would talk to you about his cum hugs all the time if he could do it Maybe I don't know he never he was never that guy. I know some guys, you know, their dads would Get a little too familiar a little personal with that stuff. Thank God. He wasn't like that He was I mean he's like obviously with bathroom stuff. Yeah, but now with sex stuff. Thank God And it's real traumatizing as a child. I want to hear that what makes who does I've prodded him for like full bush Like big cans. All right, but he doesn't actually like no details. I don't want to discuss it. Yeah, I've never heard detailed

It's it's it's borderline incestuous when your parents tell you about their sex lives or what turns them on It's like I don't you're never supposed to know that stuff one time. We were we were on the like a little weekend trip that nasty and There was a couple they had they were new they were each other's second marriage and they each had their own kids and the dad I Was talking to his son was 15 and he had on some high school Sweat shirt with football on it. So he started talking about football and he was like, yeah I was like he's big kid and he was like, yeah, you know, he plays whatever position

blah blah blah and then I'm sitting there talking to him. I remember this guy now. Yeah, and he goes He's like, you know, I told him man. Just get all the pussy you can you know, and I was like what he's like I told him, you know, it's this you gotta get all the pussy you can right now. Yeah, I was looking at him like Dude, do you really think your fucking son wants you to talk to him about all the pussy he can get? No, no, no kid wants to hear that from his dad. No, you know No, let his uncle say that if it's if someone has to but like yours do you have to fucking It's weird man. It's weird. It's wrong. I don't even like hearing sex jokes

Look from like parents shouldn't be telling sex jokes. Somebody else. It's nasty as hell. Yeah. Yeah. No, it's wrong It's totally could you imagine saying something to LJ like you getting laid kid like it? No, I was so wrong I want to shut that whole thing down for like I'll talk like that crazy to somebody else, but not my own kid Oh, it's wrong. Yeah, I looked at the guy. He was like right and I remember I was like, uh, yeah Yeah Get as much as you can and you can tell the kid was like Hmm. He knew he knew he's a he's a cute boy. He's a good boy, but he knew he knew like Which my dad didn't do this, you know, yeah, just be normal. You just want them to be normal

Yeah, just don't be gross don't be and I was also a new guy, right? I met them at this thing and here his dad's talking about some stranger and pussy in front of me Strange man. It's weird way to way to do it dad. Here's a fingernail question Somebody wrote in what if you're dating someone for like six months and they're like, hey, I need to tell you I used to have 12-inch fingernails Obviously a deal-breaker. What is the right time to tell someone you used to be a fucking maniac? I Think that you wait on that you wait you sit on that knowledge But the fact that they used to be and now they're reformed. Yeah, it's fine, right

But you still wouldn't want to give that away early. Yeah wait told you got way to the I love you's have been exchanged Yeah, and there's like you if you have like a weird thing that you're even that you're into now I don't I'm not an advocate of sharing that up front Just kind of no I'm saying like don't you don't have to introduce like Pissing my mouth. I love it. You know, like that's not a date one thing to introduce not a day one But soon ish because why well because that way you weed out the the ones that aren't gonna do it You get it you knock it out early Yeah, not too early because it it's not your soul identity. So since it's not your identity

You can I mean if you're like all I do is drink piss and that's what I live by Yeah, then you need to but if you're like that's kind of my thing you don't need to bring that up on the third date either You kind of want that you want the girl to like you like you kind of want to rope her in and manipulate her a little bit more Emotionally Thomas say Crop like yeah, how about fuck off? I'd like to call her like well, you remember the other day when you were going to the bathroom and you know, she's like Yeah, I really wish you'd have gone. Hi hair. She's like wait what and you're like Fucking Fiji so I guess you're gonna have to piss in my mouth. Yeah, you're kind of manipulating the situation a little to me It sounds like yeah, that's what I'm suggesting roping her in and then like you want this free trip, right?

Then you have to be in my mouth. Yeah, exactly if you want to get away with something that weird you got to manipulate a little bit That's what I would that's what a doctor would tell you to do. It's interesting or just be super rich Like that also get an air status like that guy. Yeah, I think rock-win hammocks or whatever right shit through the hammock in my mouth Apparently that's all you need is a few mill and women are like, okay I mean other than that being disgusting that that's fine because he was like I'll give you a hundred bucks of shit My hair and they were like, all right, even Steven. Yeah, even Steven. There's no problem with that. No, I like it I like the I like an honest exchange. Yeah, you know, like I we talked about this on the live show a little bit With Hugh Hefner's death. I don't I don't think he was some great fucking pioneer. I think he was kind of a creeper and

He had a mansion full of broken broken girls who he you know, he let live there for free But he didn't pay them. He had like a weekly stipend and then it was a you come watch a movie Yeah, and we still like pajamas and then he butt-fucked a lot of them but sex them because I don't like anyone praying That's true read read Holly Holly Madison's book about the butt fucking. Yeah, it's disgusting. I fucking such a power move like I know some people It's some people are certainly is it certainly is some I know women that are you know, very much into it for the Physical sensei like that that's for them is euphoria, right? And there's obviously people who that's their sexual turn on But in and of itself like if you strip, let's say someone's preferences to that away

That's an aggressive move. Yeah, it's a it's a dominant move Fuck you in your ass in your butthole gosh It's so nice. Yeah, yeah, your butthole is very sensitive and and comes out. Oh my god. You guys are so disgusting Yeah, it's poop. Yeah, I guess they had credit in that pervert. He's like all the big sexual revolution Yeah, but it was still according to like a white guy's preference I thought fucking though and only blonde it was like it was one type of woman that he liked It was like, you know, the cookie cutter big tits Pam Anderson Yep, if you had little hungry tits forget it. You had a big ass for it. It was like his way

Yeah, and I like Larry Flint way better. Yeah, we talked about that smart peddling Larry Flint Yeah, just because it's honest or he was like put that fucking candle holder in your purse. That's right. Yeah, you want a hundred dollars? Yeah, spread it He put your hand further up there. Yeah And there's no horseshit mystique of the mansion and living with Hefner and he was a real Oh It was just like like I'm a pig. He's a pig. Yeah, I'm a perv and it's an even exchange Yeah, here's some cash spread your beef and there was no convoluted thing of like how many girlfriends does a guy had

I'm over here. I'm gonna bust in my gold wheelchair real quick. Yeah Well, and he said to like that well Holly said in her book that they he would be like alright you two make out and Then they'd make out and he'd you know jerk it That's cool And then they'd throw like the new girl at him so that they were off the hook for the night Oh, right. Oh my god deal with him. Yeah, like how about that? You got heft tonight. She's that that was cool It kept fucking my butt though. Yeah, that's what he does. He's 92 today Exciting and I fuck your great-great-grandpa. Yeah

And I and I and I and last night with the live show and people were like, yeah, it's great exposure. Okay. Well you think about it Yeah, let's think about the stars that really came out of playboy. You had your Pamela Anderson. That's the anomaly I think she she was Pamela Anderson is a genuine like an icon. She's Canadian, but but became an American. Yeah, sure Maybe Jenny McCarthy. Yeah, she was famous before she did it. She was you know, I don't remember but other than that I mean who's who's really stuck on an electro playmate. Yeah. Yeah, but she was also fucking Prince and Yeah, no, she was a chicken or the egg. Were you were you a hoe before? You know, I don't know. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know I don't know. I don't I don't I just I just wouldn't die And they gonna do their thing, you know, it's funny too. Holly was saying that the mansion was all run down and shit, too

She's like, it's not nice. The shit's old. All right, but you know, they put in bunk beds in the playmates room I don't know why you would give up on keeping it like super night because it's expensive. I'm sure yeah But he's got the money. Yeah, retail the grotto. They're like, hey, do you want new carpets in that room? He's like, how much is it? It's three thousand dollars. That's a lot of money. Yeah Leave the old carpets there. Okay, I Don't think I don't think there's playboy selling anymore somebody in the box Okay, we'll get the new girl down here immediately But don't you imagine that once the internet started that who the heck is even looking at playboy?

Oh, of course when you can see everything. Yeah, like no one's buying that shit for the last 20 years Yeah, because you used to get I mean when I was a kid Obviously, there's no internet and the magazine was just tits. That's the one thing. It's kind of nice, right? Because you were excited by that you're excited by seeing some bush, right? You're like, oh and just like a beautiful body. Yeah, man That's I'm gonna jerk off to this right now, right and then the internet ruined Desensitized you completely Yeah, you're like a naked body. So yeah, what can it do? Can I can we stab it? Can we put it in a toilet bowl?

Why didn't she cry in more? Yeah, is she gagging choking? Can I put my fist down? Now you gotta get hard on with that. Isn't that funny? Yeah, it's so funny. It's really crazy, man Yeah, I guess my only beef too is like I always want to see women Exploiting other women and not make the money. Yeah, make the money If you're gonna exploit the women at least give them the fucking the money dickhead. Yeah Yeah, make that money. Come on sluts make your own stuff. Yeah, you know Because it all boils down to the finances dude. He's got the power. They don't have the power sucks

I think these days. I'm not I mean, I don't know the specifics the names Specifically the things but there's definitely some women. I think doing some Producing definitely are and look and I'm listen. There's two sides to this debate and in the women's world There are girls who find being naked very empowering and very, you know, awesome And then there are other women that just are like, it's not for me So, you know, I it's just not for me personally, but I understand why some women think it's a great thing to do It feels good to them feel powerful. I mean, you know a more power to you, but sure I think that guy's a fucking creeper Yeah, yeah, old as hell. He's super old. How old was he when he died? It's like over 90. Damn

I would think it's even grosser just to sleep next to him He's you're all just old smelling and your body's just you know, just falling apart literally decaying. Yeah And like, you know, the muscle has gone in your face and you know, like he probably he's like And they're like, you're right. He's like, but it sounds like when I breathe They're like, oh my god, I'm gonna sleep next to you. Yeah, but that's why he's up fucking in the morning I gotta take my shot and I'll fuck you in the butt in the morning Okay But that's why that house was so damn old, you know how old people's houses look like them and they start they start to smell

And yeah, you're like, that's broken and they're like So am I that's what I'm saying like somebody else should have been like I'm gonna run this keep this house pristine I know I think his daughter took over the dealings of the the magazine and don't waste money on his house Yeah, old piece of shit. He's gonna die and then we're gonna kick out all these sluts and then I'm gonna take over So what do you think what do you think that house is I think the house is like the property's worth a lot The house is but I think it's yeah, the house is probably dog shit But then it's like what's the house worth in terms of its significance? In other words, you know the historical value of it being the playboy mansion all the aides

It's been transferred all the herpes and gonorrhea that have been transmitted the grotto Do you think of anything grosser? I At least I mean Larry flint I feel like was just straightforward and and you know didn't yeah send the girls And you know the girls can't say no. Yeah, no one's saying no Like why couldn't it just be an even extra deal? You know people said no over the years and that was definitely the day you found your strip right up Yeah, you should out of here, which is terrible like that's a harem then you're you're keeping women hostage

You're not it's not me. It's not a fair exchange. No, you know this ongoing hostage situation Yeah, yeah, yeah, if you don't do it, then you're homeless. Oh, that's fucking terrible unreal People think he's a big hero this fucking asshole. Yeah, I mean I get look he's great entrepreneur He built an empire everyone respects that in this country, but yeah ever did by the way How do you feel about this our shower farts the safest huh? Some as if you fart in the shower, you never have the fear that brown is running down You know it feels like a little extra you're close enough to the toilet. You can just stop it down There's a trouble of browning yourself is now removed. This is a stupid question. I know I don't understand why we're doing

I don't know. It's just it's in my emails. I don't know just brought it up No, a shower fart is not this I know what the thinking is that if I fart in the shower Then the brown comes down I can just put it through the drain. Yeah, that's silly The the safest fart the only safe farts are on the toilet. Everybody knows this. Yeah, that's true That's the safest place you can fart. It's true Why would you just don't go just do it on the toilet don't go in the shower yet? Yeah, but if you have one in the shower, they're saying do you let it out? Of course that's that's the but that's the joy to leave that's the whole reason you live you take the gamble on a far like

That you are talking about gambling Here's a colonoscopy fart. I try to play it at the live show, but it's really a studio piece. I think This is a lady post-colonoscopy a piece She really gave a proper. Oh my god. Oh my gosh. That's like old school. Yeah. Oh, you know, just like that porno girl Yeah, oh my god. Oh my god. I don't know Oh my god, that's like that's classic. Yeah when you OMG OMG part like and she looks like the moose soup lady, which is neat too. You think she does. Yeah, that's not very nice That was like the moose soup lady after she had a colonoscopy for

Oh my god, so but what I'm trying to figure out is this somebody who did the oh, I'm oh my gosh for the show Or is that just a coincidence another lady? Yeah. Oh, that this is what she does in our show I think it might maybe the lady recording. I'm saying. Oh, maybe and she goes. Oh my gosh No, no the lady that recorded said it. Oh You know what I mean? Yeah, I guess it's you know, it's fun thing to do. Yeah, she's got that smokers laugh. Yeah, she does she definitely cheese moose soup on the regular Siamese twin question is this good? I

Was wondering if Siamese can join twin murders. Oh my god someone with the other twin vehemently protest protesting and trying to stop the murder. How is the guilty twins sent to jail assuming they can't be separate? That's an interesting question So to be clear they're saying Conjoined twins one of them is like I'm gonna kill this person. You know, it's like you can't fucking do that, right? What do you do at that point as far as punishment? Well, then that they both have to go to prison. Well, how's that fair to the one who's like I objected? It's not fair. The life's not fair. They were born conjoined twins. Their whole existence isn't fair

I don't know. I think they would have a really strong case To keep the the the guilty one free. Yeah, I know here's solution ankle bracelet on the guilty one So that the good one can lead their life and then but no, here's what does the court will say you should have called the police Why did you go further than that? Then he's gonna be like I tried and then he fucking threw the phone down and I was I was pulling his arm away And he was insisting on you know, well, you're the murder champion. You tell me what happens I'm talking about the ramifications not the actual murder itself I know, but you've seen enough sentencing shows and murder shows you were the court's leaner

I don't know. I think that but I've never heard a case like this. This is what would be so exciting about it Is that it would be a whole new field a whole new arena within Crimes and you know punishment It's terrible. I imagine they put the bad one in prison and then the good one just gets to like watch TV and eat real food In the cell maybe like like they divide the cell in half and no No, she gets to go for a walk that person those people that are conjoined are either free or they're locked up Yeah, I know you would be really I mean It's completely unfair to the other person in either scenario. It's fucked up man. The whole thing is fucked up. Yeah

Very fucked up It's not cool hate to be a conjoined twin. That's gotta be the worst by the way. We're talking about this What do you how do you feel about this? Did you read any of the Harvey Weinstein stuff? Yeah, I mean I I did so great. It's so funny because people that don't know we should introduce That is so Harvey Weinstein founded mirror max the film production the playboy of the film industry and

mirror max eventually sold to Disney and then He started he founded the Weinstein Company with his brother and they're you know, they're big-time Hollywood producers is what they are they make movies their movie producers They you know his early stuff was like he did all of Quentin Tarantino stuff So he did Pulp Fiction. He's done the whole Tarantino catalog. He did clerks. He's done a bunch of Matt Damon movies. I mean they're He's big time. So you look at Harvey Weinstein and the Weinstein company you see that every every movie It used to be mirror max, which was his

Let's see. Let me just to give you I mean I want to give you like a full a full, you know idea of When you're gonna get those fart mics installed, you know, is that just a pipe drink? I have to like double-side his his MTV yeah, it's not even like one list of things it is right. It's just every every movie this guy did it's so many movies, man Let's I'm trying to look for like the the huge Wow Mandela thing here. Oh the butler. I think that one an Oscar

Let's see Django Unchained Silver linings playbook. That was that one. That's a good one big Ang you know me. I love that show I miss her and rest in peace big and scream all good things the fighter the king speech I think that one an Oscar or at least Right actor one right All right, well you get the point it's dozens and literally dozens and hundreds of movies is what he's produced hundreds of movies Anyways, so it just came out that he

Has been sexually harassing I guess it's like a big open Hollywood secret. He's been sexually harassing harassing Women for years for everyone from interns to actresses to co-workers All these people he's had eight settlements Yeah, so he released the weirdest statement where he was like I didn't behave The way I should have I'm working on that And now I'm gonna go after the NRA like a total no he took time off He is this before the NRA he takes time off or no now. He's just distracting people with the NRA Yeah, that's total bullshit

nonsensical thing to do it's saying You don't be mad at like you're mad at me for doing this thing, but guess what I'm gonna do I'm gonna do something that you can get behind right. I'm gonna go after the NRA Fucking absolute nonsense And if you fall, you know, he wants you to fall for that like well, he's gonna go out He's gonna go after these gun lobbyists It's to just to get you to not think about right smoke and mirrors guys. Yeah After that was released

More women came forward and then a couple where it wasn't like it like where he cornered someone Jerked off in a plant in a restaurant and then and then a couple others and then the board of directors at that company Fired him because it finally went public Yeah, they know of course everybody knew no one gave a shit until it was made public and then they had to be held accountable but anyway, I Mean if you're gonna get into the movie producing business, there's no way you get into it Yeah, of course in front of people. Well, especially if you're You know, he's not an attractive guy. He's kind of nebishi looking

Right old nebishi Attractive that's why you become a big movie producer so you can be like look do you want a part in this movie? You gotta suck my stuff. Yeah, I have come all over my face, right, right? And now you have a part in a movie, right? Yeah, but but now here's the thing. I honestly think that's an even exchange Which is which one which is hey if you suck my stuff You get to be a star in my movie and then the girl. Yeah, that's totally fine. That's how you feel Of course because this is what this is fucking show business is the most corrupt and stupid thing in the in the world Yeah, and that that's just how are you saying people don't sleep with each other every day

Of course the right thing no No, no, but I feel like it's at least a more honest Way of dealing with shit like in our business everything else is such a bullshit Yeah, like sometimes I kind of wish someone had been like look do you fucking you want this deal But yeah, what do I have to do for it? You just got a I got a giraffe in this plant You got a watch they are okay. That's it and then we're straight though. Everything's like on the on level. Yeah Yeah, it's a way more honest way of doing things. I know didn't take as long to somebody would offer that. Yeah Go you have to struggle all these years. That's what I'm saying get a special, you know

That's why it took me so long to get that. I was like, who's dick do I just show me the dick? I know who would Netflix that I you know who's dick can go. Yeah, right here I would have done it ages ago instead this a clean system of you know normal deals and this and that I don't You but you wouldn't say no, would you know I would have been like, yeah do it There's this guy he said he's gonna make a special for me. Yeah, great Like I he's got a jerk off like on me or something fine. Yeah, but who is it? Is it like a big producer? That's like a big producer. Yeah. Yeah, of course. Yeah, but then then you're out then the deal is like Again, it's the Larry Flint School of Business where it's like it's a it's a it's a contract

Look, I went to law school for two weeks Here's what I learned a contract is an exchange of something for something else, right? Very cut and dry You give me this I give you that that's right. You give the guy a handjob you get a part in the movie It's so fucking clean. I can't that happen more. I'm sure it does I mean, I'd like a part of movie. What who do I have to I know, right? I wish he was attracted to me I would have done it too. He's not he's in it. He's in the pretty girls. I have about like 41 year old moms Yeah, he was she perps for sure. Yeah, for sure. And I love how you know the look Hollywood has never been known for being a Non-corrupt horse shit business, you know, like actresses are like, I can't believe it

He invited me to his hotel room. Yeah, why'd you go to his hotel room? Oh, well, like you know what? I mean, you think that was where the business deal happens. Come on up. Yeah No, actually Judd came out and she said that it was Weird, you know, she goes like I went to the hotel to meet him and like come up to the go up to the suite He's like she's like, okay, and then he was in his robe. It's like She had to bullshit to get out of there Poor girl. She's and she's a legit Yeah talent like she didn't she didn't need to suck his dick. No, no, of course not no

But yeah, I mean, he's uh, he's out. He's out now and there's so many other dudes doing that stuff. Oh, yeah A lot of guys doing that A lot of guys Forcing their dick and balls on you. That's the thing the world is always gonna be full of creepers I mean, I hope to some extent we can wait them out by shaming them like we are now Creepers in a position of power is scary though. That's all they're always going to be Yeah dudes that are powerful are going to some of them are going to abuse that

I know it's too bad Creepers so a lot of people out there know Um refer to me and understand that i'm the hat comic but then yesterday Someone decided to be a swagger jacker and uh swagger jacker. Did you come up with that? No? but I You can see that um Looks so much better on me. You were clowning me and you were just like, oh, I can't believe you're wearing crazy hats and then all of a sudden now

The swagger jacker in charge Took my bare brine hat called a style sucker. Yeah, and josh gave this to you last night Right at the pod, but the problem is your head is too big. Let's show them what it looks like on my head It looks so good on me. See first. I'll look at me. Look how good I look and look at it looks like a baby hat Yeah Looking like a toddler hat. Yeah. No, it looks terrible. Yeah, so this is his grandfather's hat. Yeah his grandfather's bare brine and uh Yeah, but I mean like it fits my persona and then you're like, what about me

I want to be the hat person now, which is the thing is oh, I thought you were ragging on the hat person You're like, no, I'll I'll do it. I'll be the hat It's not that it's that that hat looks terrible on you. Okay This hat looks so much better. Look how much better Put a taco on it That looks good on you though on the taco hat guy I don't know who gave this to me. It was either given to me by the taco people in houston that came and and gave us a bunch of tacos

Or I feel like maybe richard Franco the uh competitive eater gave it to me Maybe I'm confused. But James Franco the actor James Franco the actor. Yeah, he gave it to me I just feel like uh baseball caps look good on you. Yeah, but advanced hats like the one I'm wearing Yeah, don't look good on you. Okay. This is like a varsity level Hat and that's for you. Yeah, but you don't wear hats, but this one I will because look how nice it looks But look how good I look in this. It's roll tide. You're gonna say that I don't I don't Subscribe to that say it. I don't I don't say that's the hat you're wearing. This is not an alabama

Football team hat. It's a hundred percent an alabama football team hat. You want me to show you? Yeah, okay It's called a fedora hat. You don't understand anything This is worn by justin timberlake. He likes these hats. This is a roll tide hat. Okay I don't it's you mean that the only people that wear these are roll tide people. Yes. Oh my god. Yes I look like that old man or this old guy. That's the same guy And that's his hat and you have it on Oh my god the famous Head coach former head coach of the alabama crimson tide. See here you go alabama on it. See so he made this popular this style

100% well, I want he's got good taste and so do I okay. So now what you say it Roll the tide. No, not No rolling tides. There you go Jesus Unbelievable How old's that guy? Well, he's very dead but Um, I don't know how it was. Yeah, so he started it and I'm carrying the tradition on you're carrying it on

Yeah, you're the person I feel like I'm the one qualified. I definitely look great in this hat. You definitely do Actually, it fits you well. Yeah. Yeah, because I'm cool justin timberlake too. You're not cool. I'm so much cooler than you Oh What are you looking at who's texting you who's texting there's a big group text going on right now about the bet and Um, apparently airy and his podcast said he like I guess he had said something about not doing some poses So then uh, you know Joe called him out said are you not doing all the poses? Uh-oh airy was very defensive Bert's real excited that his uh

Sitting heart rate his resting heart rate is 47. Um But anyways, I um But he also takes like blood pressure medication which lowers your heart rate. So he doesn't even Jesus So he's tanking stuff to To alter it. Isn't it? Yeah. Yeah, and then he's like my heart rate's really low. Nice. Well, you're manipulating it You didn't think about that. What's your resting heart rate? Do you know it's actually lower? Yeah, but you've always had like No pulse my resting heart rate is so low

that they My physician sent me to a cardiologist. The cardiologist sent me to cedars imaging institute They were like, um, that's you know, I even used to talk about it in my act and they were like So did you use to run marathons or something? Sure my my resting heart rate is usually between 36 and and 44 So that's like you either have like something wrong Or you have like a really strong heart, right? Like that's like elite at their hearts don't have to work as much I know I've heard your heart. I put my head on your chest and it goes like this. It goes do

do do Do it's like you're practically dead. Well, I went this way for 10 years. I had every test run. I mean like I think $30,000 worth of tests done. This is a few years ago And at the end with like after all that's multiple days of going injecting me with things Having me run on treadmills all that stuff. They were like, oh, it's got a strong heart I was like, that's the conclusion. I'm like, yeah

Okay That was it. I hope so. I hope it is that you just have a superior. I mean, I I I did the test Did they have you've gone to where they do like the ultrasound and you can see it and you can see Imaging institute like it was a full like multi-day Do it again. I think that was 10 years ago, babe. No, I went more recently. You did. Yeah, okay. I also had the um The cardiac calcium test done Where they score Basically, it's like a basically like a like a plaque test. Yes. I've had that done too zero to a hundred

Yeah, zero, that's great. Good. Okay Yeah, I don't want to lose you yet. I'm not going anywhere I don't know. What would I do if I could hate that so much? I'll be right here, you know Yeah, here you go. Thanks. Yeah Um This is always adorable. The kids say the darndest things, you know Right now dew points in the 20s and near 30 degrees across central mississippi. Well, hey there Wait, I don't know that someone's kid but check this out. This is fantastic. Well

We've got a little bit of uh, interesting things going on right now Tell you look at what's going on right now. You want to point out the weather right now? Yeah There are farts everywhere. I like that kid. Yeah, is that our son? I wish I would I wish I'd been watching the news when that happened me too That would make my day 100 percent. I mean to watch that kid What's the ratings go through the roof and they hire that kid to do the weather the news Farts everywhere and there's toots

And it's gonna rain today What could be better news than that? I'd love that. Yeah, I wish LA would do that There are farts and toots everywhere God that's fantastic. I know I love it What's the deal with weathermen anyways? I mean would do we even need them anymore? You know guys What's the why are the toots? Why are there toots? Why Um, do you remember a while back we did the uh

The juggalo episode. Yes Yes, what do you remember about it? Well, the fans are very unique Um, they tend to attract they tried a lot of people. It's it's a very accepting community it's like a catch-all community and There's a little bit of mental illness in that community. I'd say you think so some drug use But I think overall it's a positive theme like the whole thing is like Being accepting. Yeah, they they were pretty accepting. Yeah. Um, it was like a nice theme

There was a lot of like tattoos Right face painting and yeah a lot of the face painting is part of the culture I think a lot high sugar diet seemed to be part of the culture too a lot of car bloating Yeah, I mean that's just yeah, I didn't see any verification other than faces, but um It felt like that was kind of a theme, you know sugar sugar seemed like it was a theme to me I don't know if i'm wrong on that, but it really felt Very much like that

So anyways, we uh, you know the the juggalos follow the uh, icp, bro and saying clown posse, right? There was a few people that wrote in and told us that they were They used to be juggalos or they used to follow icp and Told us a little bit about you know what you're talking about that it was Accepting it was something to do was a place to go. They're very successful. They've got a lot of ICP. Yeah, yeah Excuse me there I think there was some discussion of like buying an island or something and having a central location for like all the juggalos to meet and

You know like like margaritaville kind of thing like what jimmy buffett, right? So all the fans can be together because they had when they have their big, uh, get-togethers it is huge turnout. Yeah Yeah, oh, yeah, huge turn out That's a juggler That guy's great. This is from that movie about them. I'm a fucking nice person I could cook like a motherfucker to make some fucking straight up fucking grub Fucking chicken fry steak Fucking collard greens fucking mashed potatoes all that fucking good as sausage gravy biscuits fucking

Everything man. I could like a motherfucker. I want to find a skinny ass a little bitch I make her fat and we go lose weight together and we'll bond There you go, that's right. Yeah that I missed that one. That was really funny. That was really fun. Yeah, the juggalos dude There's that documentary but This was sent to us and it said that this is a juggalo. Uh-huh. This is and he's he gives you uh Well, he introduces that That he wrote a song and then he wants to freestyle his song just for the public, you know, okay?

So this is a guy. This is an original work. Oh cool I'm trying to see my song trying to see my song Um, okay. Here we go. Here we go I'm another beat down for you. I try to practice Practice my own song. This is my introduction to my song same one thing Know that I think Mistake number one is if you're gonna sing a song you may want to go in a nice sound-proofed environment or like a Somewhat sound like even just indoors, right?

No, that's not what you can hear the traffic driving by right like not in front of the freeway off ramp Right in a parking lot somewhere, right Good point just sit in your car even with the the windows up very true Very true So there's sound problems number one. That is a fair assessment But now you got to give at least give him a chance to do the song. Of course. Yes. Okay. Here we go. Here's the song I can't say machines with thin machines with thin. I got a gun. I got a gun. Yeah, I got a gun Terminator gun. Yeah machines with thin machines with thin t 16 t 16

100 t 16 machines with thin machines with thin It's not I actually I don't think it's bad. Why you cut them off trying to break my wrap trying to make my wrap Trying to practice on my flow trying to practice on my flow machines with thin machines with thin Machines with thin am I on the street? I don't give a f F the haters if all the haters much love no hate machines with thin Was that a bush like a leaves that he bush pressed aside? I heard like Because it felt like right didn't he like rush up against something right? Yeah, there's a wrestling of some sort. Yeah, like I heard practice on my flow machines with thin machines with thin

Machines with thin stepped on something on the street. I don't give a f F the haters if all the haters much love no hate machines with thin Machines with thin wrapping on my song wrapping on my song machines with thin walking down the streets walking down the streets Walking down the streets. Yeah Here's the thing so far He is he says a line Repeats that line. Yeah, let's call the song come and then finds another line repeats that line and then goes back to the Okay, yeah, but that's what that's what a song is. Is that what a song is?

Yeah, they just repeat the same crap over and over and a I actually think so you'd put that he like him tom petty Yes, same the same category all he needs is a better producer. We got to hook him up with like What's that guy's name jimmy john with dr. Dre and that jimmy ivy. Yes, right put that guy with this guy Would say if he If he would he be because jimmy ivy has m&m known it is the elevator You think he'd be like the problem is he was great at pairing people up. So this guy would do it go Oh, you need to be with like that, right? Like you should you and dreisha get together problem is this guy's too heavy for the elevator Yeah, a little bit

They said after haters here's the thing the machine machine within yeah the machine within it's kind of here's it's I like it Because it's deep it's it could be kind of a catchy In punk industrial jam. I don't know just needs help with the producing machines with thin. Yeah machines with thin Yeah, huh Machines with thin and you got a gun got a gun terminator gun Terminator gun yeah coming at you. I mean you and I both come at you. Here we go. I'll sing it. I got it Him and nick hawk Now that's an elevating like rap kind of guys right both have lyrical talent

Yep, I see him like he should be with like rage against the machine or oh wow Like now you're thinking like jimmy. Yeah, like I'd pair him with like That kind of a thing. Yeah, but we know how hard it is to compose music. You remember animal song That's right. And then what was yours called? Um I did the butthole song right. It's hard. I think you did kentucky. Yeah kentucky song Yeah, those are yeah, those are those weren't easy to make no music is very difficult It takes a long time to make music and I did the uh, that should we bravo song remember? Yeah, that was a good song

Yeah, those are like Those are really hard actually. Yeah It's the animal song right this is my song my first hit animal song See I could see what's wrong with it already. I'm hearing the flow I would have come in sooner with that Here we go, I'll sing it That's good

I That's all I needed was this guy's lyrics. Well, you need a producer. Oh, you're the you're the producer I just did I just made magic happen. You just elevated it by putting me together with this guy. Yeah, damn dude. That was awesome Homie. That's powerful. That's pretty cool. That's what I did Let's see what I have. Uh, that was really tight. This was my first song. Let's see if it might if I go better with them Butthole butthole butthole Butthole why do my eyes keep smell like a butthole? The smell she's with it. She's with it

The smell It was like like really powerful It's kind of good Butthole butthole, but we don't eat anything that smells like buttholes Wow See, this is how magic happens right here She's just got to get the right people in the right room together at the right time And that's how classics get made. That's what's happening right now

This says charo at it's so old of here. Hey, listen up. This is charo the original mommy I'm in charge here. I want you to listen to me All you niggas need to go to your mom's house Come and scoop at some of that new hot chat You need a new poster the ring told all that Gucci shut up You know what I'm saying Go to the side click on the store support tommy and tina. I got kids to fit Keep it a hundred peace god

Wow, she wrote that copy and little aggressive She would just that's the great thing about her. You can just be like read this All right, right Yeah, big words big words machines It's catchy. See big words Here we go, here we go here we go again. Here's my song trying to come back at you trying to sing on my song. Here we go I kind of like it machines with it Machines with it. He he hears it. I sing my song

Yeah, he I wish he could tell us the beat he hears because he hears the beat and he does that's what I'm saying There's some vision here, but he needs a strong producer like you. Yep Damn, you're like the jimmy iveen of the juggalo world. Yeah, I feel like I could probably help this guy I wish we could have a talent show Yeah And get and get these people to sing It's another good singer All right

Machines with machines with it I don't know. All right. I've had enough of the machines with already one last part say it again She's with them machines with them working on my song machines with them machines with them machines with them machines with them happy halloween happy halloween It's my favorite holiday. You know he um I really wish you would have played that earlier because I feel like that was the That was a hook like that was a hook. I had to build up You know

I like that. Yeah strong finish. Anyway, that's one of the things I'll be working on Since my special shot. I have things to work on now So like passion products projects, you know, I mean, yeah So this guy could be your opener when you DJ Uh, we have a couple dad boners. I love dad boners. Do you want a justified or unjustified one? I like unjustifieds unjustifieds. Well, I guess this kind of I guess technically this is justified because of why but it's still pretty entertaining machines with then machines with then He's like that justifies it right he's smoking pot. Yeah taking his drugs, but his reaction is pretty

Shadows the shadows They're forming some kind of thing and there's He sees shadows and he gets like these shadows look like they're coming together to form the Fucking trees growing out of them. Holy fuck. Look at those trees They're showing up through The other tree shadows Look at this fucking thing Yeah, drugs are good. Yep

You get that excited about shadows. I mean you should be that excited about him I can't I mean he just smoked pot, right? Like that's all that was salvia Oh For his tree I feel like if I had stayed in hickory, north carolina would end up like this guy without a doubt What is salvia again? I remember red band was smoking at a million. I I never a million years ago I thought he meant blue band. No, no, not blue band. I didn't know that Like that's what was that stuff like it's like some weird hallucinogenic. Isn't yeah. Yeah induce visions and oh my god

No, thank you Psychoactive plant. No, thanks. Yeah I'm too overall that shit. I just need a glass of wine and I'm like I'm seeing shadows Yeah, no, it's you know glass of pinot grigio's all mom needs Look, there's another tree right there. Okay, mom and dad Whoa But again, I mean, I don't know his borderline unjustified. It's justified because he's on drugs. He's high, but I mean You shouldn't be that excited about shadows

No, you know, no, what's the drugs talking though drugs will do that to you drugs get you excited Here's a here's one. I think it's a little different Guitar dad boner. Anyway, one of the lots Is this Gibson USA guitar case Now in the auction and it had a lot on it And that's apparently the reason that it was a mystery lot was because it had a little parallel on the kudnuut net Oh, so this guy bid auction. Yeah mystery, but on a mystery item right and now he's like about to

Because it's like if this is if this has what I think it has inside of it I'm gonna jack off right now. Okay, you know A couple pairs of pliers because it was quite a flimsy lock and I've managed to um Sort of twist the lock off. I've managed to force it. Eventually. It took us a while but So now he's got the lock off of the guitar case and he's like does this or does this not have This amazing the jams. Yeah side of it Let's just hope that it is what I like exactly Just hope

Wow Wow, that's awesome. Yeah, it's a real one. It's a real one. Oh wow it is. Oh wow Any pound? Well, that's the biggest bargain I have ever Ever had I love seeing someone that excited. Yeah, this one's making me happy Yeah, like the douche. There's the guy like doing salvia at 40 in his backyard is kind of a bummer Seeing shadows. Yeah This guy is like genuinely stoked about something that matters. Oh, yeah Like your guitar

Little trance Canada Oh man stories that this road tiles Oh Trance Dude, FIFO woke us up at five in the morning with diarrhea. It's a fucking guy That was cool Unreal What did he eat? He ate everything that the baby drops, you know, yeah everything spinach

Are just like it's not even good for them and not tasty and they love to eat everything that falls scrambled eggs Chicken everything man everything just apple sauce. You look it up. It's Bitsy's so fat from eating toddler droppings. It's really bad I know he um FIFO man, he hasn't had diarrhea in a minute. So should we try giving top doctor call? Yeah Yeah, what what are we gonna ask him about anything in parking caught up in a while? You know Sure

I love talking to him. Yeah, I miss him I know I wonder he's supposed to come out I wonder if he's gonna answer. He's my favorite bad at answering Hey Dad Buddy. Hey, what are you doing? I'm driving back from uh seeing my brother. Oh, yeah, how was it? Oh, it's great, you know, we're absolutely the same conversation every time I go up there. Yeah

Nothing ever changes. We say the same things And then same joke. He's still a total animal, right? We go to that. What's that? He's still a total animal Oh, yeah, he's still a total animal I mean He spilled his soup all right. He's not for lunch today Yeah How have your um, uh, and then how was how does driving like because that's a good drive

How does that affect your going to the bathroom? Does that make you go More or less or how does it affect you? Well, uh, you know, I I made sure Before I left the hotel this morning to drive up to see him that I dropped a load Yeah, which I did and then when I got up to visit him I dropped another load. Okay. Yeah And then when we went to lunch, I had a mini load So I've I've I've had bombs away three times today. And what I'm a good shake. What kind of consistency though

Well, the the the third one really was a just kind of a mini blaster The first one was was okay. The second one was okay, but it's important if I if I hit the road It like 7 30 in the morning Then I'm totally screwed up for the day. Oh really? Yeah, so, uh Are you drinking mcdonald's coffee on your way? You know home? Is that what you do? You stop there and get a coffee? Oh, yeah, I go to the drive to get a coffee. Yeah, and three creams just blended three creams to blend Uh And that's your it's the best coffee, right? That's why he's shitting so much me. Oh, I love it

Yeah, it's such good coffee, but you shouldn't drink coffee as you're driving Yeah, I know it's that's probably gonna make you shit more. Hey, I wanted out you were at sea on a cruise When that horrific hurricane came through Um Yes, how was that? What was that experience like being at sea during that? Well because we um Cube we were on the south side of cuba

And the storm was kind of coming Through the north side, you know on the northeast side there That is like the ultimate barrier reef. You have a whole island in between So we didn't get a single Wave. Okay. It was as calm as you can get You know, yeah, my big concern was I parked my car on the ground floor Yeah In miami of the miami

Yeah Of course, I'm watching tv And I'm thinking that my car's gonna get flooded. I even called the insurance company From the ship just to you know me just to check the protocol and how do you Well, you're not gonna believe and then I hear we can't get in miami because there's a sunken sailboat Well, wait, what did they tell you was the protocol? It's a water comes up of the rocker panel. Yeah, I think it's a total loss for them. Oh, wow Um, how were how was the cruise food wise and and and you know dumping wise for you?

Oh, the the food was good and uh, you know, I I was in my normal routine there on the and uh, you know, basically You know, you can't eat a little bit more cruise ships. So basically Two or three a day. I probably in the extended the cruise 25 drops on the cruise. Oh, you counted the whole week. Wow Um, hey, we got four four today. Would you would you be willing? I found a seminar where they can teach you to orgasm From hugging someone would you go to it if I sent you to it with mom?

You know, I think that I probably Uh Little it's a little past that point I mean, there was a time when I was in high school that I could orgasm without hugging anybody. Okay. Yeah But would you like to learn this would you like to learn this tantric technique with mom? That would be fun. That would be really exciting. Okay. I'd have to have to explain to mom what entering means, but Yeah You don't want her to think it's some Indian religion or something. You know what I mean, right?

I will um, I'll get all the details and send you guys And and if you guys want to go it'll be all expenses paid. Okay Oh, wow Wow So if you want to go Okay, that's exciting. Okay, so we'll do some research and you know, you let us know if you want to go Okay, it's supposed to say buddy. Yeah, it's supposed to really, you know, enhance things So I was just I'm just thinking about it. But look I have to run. I love you. I'll call you in a little while. Okay

Okay, buddy. Love you too. Okay. Bye I think he was more excited about the all expenses. Yeah part. Yeah, he was like, no, I'm good and then like I'll pay for he's like, wow It'll be neat Now is it in florida? I have no, I mean, I have no idea where I wonder where I will look it up And if they teach a thing I always said I would send them Yeah, we just have to have a crew follow them around. It's so funny. Yeah. Yeah, I would love to see my folks reporting on that because like My dad be like, it's kind of goofy and my mom would just be like

I'm so disgusted. It's so crazy. It's so disgusting. Yeah, disgusting crazy people. Yeah, I mean she Was a little reticent to even Buy a new bra with me. Right, you know, let alone Learn to come hug, you know, nothing we played during our live show, but I'm just so obsessed with it Is that guy's weird speech pattern? Yeah, he does he does youtube videos. Yeah, I can't get him out of my head This is the guy Texas has really been on my mind a lot lately and I wanted to honor the state in my own way with a countdown I respectfully dedicate this list to everyone who has been affected by hurricane harvey

All the inflections are wrong. Maybe it's a computer harvey I feel like it's a computer program talking No, like a highly advanced one that sounds like a person another video taken one night showing a door pop open for no reason at all This wasn't a regular door either. It was a lock security either and nobody was near I guess this could be a publicity stunt to draw visitors to the institute But I doubt they would disrespect native american culture by faking all of this Do you think he talks like this to to people in conversation? Do you think because he's reading comedy? Maybe the performing aspect of it. Megan and I have been together for nearly three years

It's hard to tell if they were tiredly pulled out by a ghost or if someone was just pushing On the other side of the shelf and playing a prank. We'll never know for sure But if it's so weird, it's like up speak down speak, you know, I mean, let's all combined I can't place where he's from either. No, it's so bizarre Texas is hard. Things were very bad there. I've never heard that before. I can't hear this this guy named his name is Chills Chills, what's up chills? Let's see if he uh has

If he has a bunch of stuff on there or not talks like a weird computer robot Yeah, it's so weird. I don't think that's it And so many people he does remind me of the guy from uh married and dating the polyamory That fighter that you just played. Yeah, Megan Vocal fry he has a similar so I'm still a bit shaken up from what happened There's him. I have no clue what I saw and I just want some answers. Oh, wow I guess I should explain explain My family has managed to keep its hands on a good chunk of land out in the middle of ochigo national forest

Forest, it's a beautiful place down there. So it's got some problems There's no cell service no paved roads And the closest person to us is miles away. So it's a person. So he's talking like this 611,000 subscribers on his youtube channel. It must be the cadence You're wrapping people in Yeah, because I'm intrigued and I I'd like to see his face. I wonder why he's not showing his identity sweet And the front

Add on that. Sorry. Um, yeah, I don't know this. I don't know. Let's see To the face reveal. I wanted to talk to you about the new channel. I'm launching called game I may be posting photos of myself through my personal account on instagram Please add me on both platforms if you want to stay connected and like I said before my dms are open If you have any questions or suggestions, so let's Suggestions suggestions How's it going guys marvelous mickey here and I am pleased to announce that I am actually the winner of the raffle The new iphone 7 from dylan and the top 15s. I guess he keeps his uh

He keeps his face Concealed for I don't know To keep it intriguing a lot of people don't know who he is Same smart. We should do that. Where are you from? Why do you talk like that? Please let us know chills make a video where you go The reason that I talk like this is that my family when we saw a ghost as a kid There goes would talk to us in a higher language than you can process in your brain And it affected the way that my english-speaking skills developed

That's exactly how he talks gene. Yeah, you nailed that right there pretty wild Um, all right gene anything else? No, no all right Love you. Please uh go to your mom's house podcast.com. Tom cast please go to tomsegarer.com For tickets, please go to our store merch Online watch my nephelix special to mother inferior and if you go to christina p online Um, I have a store yeah merch store and she has new New product shit. I remember yeah, it's helping. Uh, that's that's related to the special

That's right. So I've got some shirts that uh that I designed we designed these people Yeah, and that's merch method.com slash christina p. It's it's on christina p online. There's a tab there. All right, so cool Check it out guys. I got some shirts I got a special There you go. Very exciting. Thank you guys. We love you. See you next time. Bye gene He's in pain, babe. It's not funny His legs are broken. You can't stand he's collapsing because his legs are broken and Screaming

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