Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura - 447-Sarah Tiana-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Episode Date: May 9, 2018

The Poop Pile is REAL. The question is, do you believe? Some people don't want the truth and some people are building their own piles.  The great and wonderful Sarah Tiana joins us to discuss everything from meth to scatting like Kanye to whether or not an old guy saying nasty things is really that offensive.  Sarah is hilarious and insightful as always.    Please support our sponsors:  Stamps.com Code: MOM forhims.com/house fabfitfun.com Code: YOURMOM

The motherfucking masterbars. The motherfucking masterbars. Big announcement, Jean. Oh yeah, what you got? I don't hear you on yours. Oh you don't. Meow meow meow meow. Meow meow meow. Meow. I don't hear myself either. I don't hear yourself. I don't hear you at all. I don't hear me at all either.

Did you press a button again? You did it again. I haven't been in here since the last time you touched them all. I'm going to get my own entire studio so that you don't get mad at me ever. I'm not mad at you. I'm mad at you girl. Touching my buttons. Alright I got four new shows. Holy smokes. Are you ready for this? I'm ready. I'm ready. I am coming to Boise, Idaho, Sacramento, California

Fresno, California and Bakersfield, California. Damn. These shows are on pre-sale Wednesday. So it should be the day you're listening to this. Wednesday, May 9th, the pre-sale begins at 10am local time for you in Boise or in California. The password for the pre-sale is CHAMP. C-H-A-M-P as in the water champion.

These are not case sensitive passwords. And not accurate, but that's okay. But I will be at the Egyptian Theater in Boise, the Sacramento Community Center Theater, the William Sarayen Theater and the Fox Theater. Those shows are all in October. The pre-sale is Wednesday. The show goes live this Friday as a general on sale. Get your tickets while you can. I have another update. There are 25 tickets as of this recording

for the late show May 31st in Charlotte. That's it. The rest of Charlotte's all sold out. Spokane is sold out. Omaha is sold out. Brea is sold out, but they did tell me something. They're going to be releasing some tickets because what's happening is the Brea Club is moving. So they don't exactly know the exact capacity. So if you didn't get tickets for Brea, just check back a little closer to the date. Breastballs Beach, Florida is on sale at the Improv in August. And let's see

just a few tickets remain for that New Orleans third show. Tickets are on sale for Jack Mioffville, Florida, Orlando, Fill Her Up, Delfia, Pennsylvania at the Merriam Theater November 16th and 17th. Thank you to who is this Jean. I always forget to do this and I should. The motherfucking mastermind trying live for this instrumental. Where are you going to be Jean? I'm going to be at Cox Hard California, Ox Nards, May 9th at Leavity

Live and then November 24th in Man Diego California at the House of Blues. Wow, I did not say that. Didn't say that. And then I start touring across the country December 8th. We're going to go to New York City, Jewdork Titties at the Gramercy Theater. That one's moving really quickly. Legendary Gramercy Theater. Yes, very excited, very amazed. And then July 18th, I'm going to appear at the hospital.

I'm going to squeeze a person out of me, theoretically, hopefully. Are you putting that on your calendar? It's on my... My veg is going to be blasted. That's it. That's all I got. Jean jackets. It's fantastic. When you sit here to do, do you just press all the buttons or something? Are you like Alice, like buttons and you just push them?

Because I was like, why isn't that playing? What's your approach to say, how do you mute a channel? Do you press two buttons? Is that what you're doing? Well, when I come in here, what I like to do is I turn off all the lights so that I have to fumble around and then I just slam on the board. I just slam on all the keys until something happens. Why are you pressing this white button? I'm not pressing the white button. After you used it, they both were pushed. I don't know why. I didn't push.

You pushed. I did not push. I did not push. Are we rolling on these video cameras? Not yet. Listen, I'm very clumsy right now. I fall down a lot. Why don't I get the cameras rolling so we can get this going? I don't know what I'm doing right now. I'm seven months pregnant. I don't know where I am. Okay, so now we're recording and we were just talking about how you push all the buttons. I'll stop with that. And kind of ruin the settings and things.

What are you talking about? Do you turn the knob? You go like a kid would because I'll come in here after you sat here and it's like I can't hear this mic. The soundboard doesn't work. And then I'll go to the board. Buttons are pushed. It's kind of like when I use the toilet after you and there's a brown splatter of diarrhea in the under-rim and there's toilet paper everywhere. Is that the equivalent? I guess you threw a handful of walnuts in the toilet with blood

because that's what it looked like when I came home the other night and you had elk diarrhea. Now I know Joe gave you some elk and then you fried it up with some butter and then you ate it and it made you violently ill. I made it too greasy. I know what it is. I had it before and it was fine. I really think I just used too much. You don't think it's the elk? I didn't prep it right. Are you going to eat it again? Of course. You're going to prepare it the same way probably.

No. I learned my lesson. Seriously though, I've never really seen your diarrhea but I saw it. That was by the way that was that was waves of it. One, two. It's still in the toilet. It's still splattered around the inner rim. Five, six waves. Really had to clear out the system. Did it hurt? I hate when it hurts. No, it didn't hurt. You don't get like cramps before you brown? I mean my stomach was

gurgling. It was like oh this is about to yeah. I remember the first gurgle I heard I was like oh that's just whatever and I kind of turned laying in bed and then I was like oh do I have to fart? And then my stomach was like I wouldn't even think about doing that. But you never have diarrhea cramping before where it hurts and then you have to. See because I think what you're describing when it's immediate, that's

trouble. That's like that your body doesn't even have time to give you painful cramping. It's like get this out of us now. This is immediate evacuation. It was too much grease. I put way too much butter in that. Because I think what happened was I think he told me how lean it was so I was like okay I usually would put like a little bit but I put a big chunk of butter in there and I remember looking at it as it was in this pan sitting in a pool like it was a pool of oil basically.

I was like wow that's really way too much but I just totally didn't think more about it. And I don't have any bread with it so nothing soaks it up. You're just doing straight up. You're not doing your no carbs. No carbs buddy. You're on your ketogenic diet. Ketogenic diet? Where does that guy drop? I don't know why that makes us laugh so much how he says it though it's the best. That's really funny. Ketogenic diet. Let's open the show properly. I have so many topics to cover with you

before our guest arrives. Alright. Let's just get into it. I've got so many things I need to talk about with you. Especially for the listeners who are going to love it. Officials at Holmdel High School have been trying to figure out what would have been defecating. Yes defecating on the school's track every day. Officials say they eventually caught that man his name is Thomas Tremaglini in the act. And he is the superintendent of the nearby Cannellworth School District. Who is Randy? Don't bring anyone loving to this.

Don't burn me in the fucking stand. Welcome. Welcome to your mom's house. With Tom Segura. Christina Pajitse. Welcome to your mom's house. 你. You. You. You.

You. You. You. You. You. Well I think this guy's been listening to the show. Clearly your mom's house is sweeping the nation. Very quickly before I forget we have a

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Today or through today twenty percent off everything in the store. Things have sold out. I tried to have a couple things restocked quickly but anyways thank you for getting stuff through the store and that's that. Now back to open defecation and this is going to really blow your mind. This guy isn't the only one. Browning outside but this is the story here is how this happened. Wow listen Dave you know

we talked to a lot of people today and it has a lot of people saying what the heck and why and what happened was the school started monitoring that track and field area and they quickly nabbed a suspect. Humbdale police announced on its Facebook page that the school resource officer and staff monitored the fields and caught the culprit in the act. He was identified as Traumaglini who's forty two years old and that was charged with lewdness littering and defecating in public. Open defecation. Yeah what do you think first of all I mean look at this guy. What do you think

is motivating him to go shit on the track. He's square city. You think it's just a form of rebellion. No I think isn't he doesn't he work for like the other high school. Yeah the neighboring school district. So it's rivalry. That's how much he hates that school. He doesn't like their football team and he's rooting for his home team. What do you think. I think it's just so silly to be doing that and think that you could get away with it multiple times because the fact that he's repeatedly doing it it's like. Well and I read too that he was jogging at 5 a.m.

excuse me and you know what I bet is happening is that he's jogging. This is horrible I mean you are seriously ruining the show for so many people. So he's jogging at 5 a.m. and I bet he has to shit on his jog on his run. Yeah no and he's like I'm just gonna go shit on the other high schools thing because no one will even think that I'm doing it. I can't do it on my high school track. That's how I would think. I'd be like I know I have to shit during this run. I can't go run

at my high school. The bathrooms aren't open. This isn't about this isn't about like oh I gotta shit you'd find a bathroom this is what he's gonna say probably the police he's gonna be like I was on my run I didn't know how to shit. That's what I would say yeah. Right but they're gonna be like nice try that's not gonna work. I mean this is an act of vandalism you know this is this guy is trying to send a message. Says the poo piler I mean what about your act of vandalism. In my own yard. Still out it's open defecation

yeah I know but I was to celebrate like life that was to get everyone together that was. Whatever. Yeah that was a big deal for everyone. You would do this in a second No I wouldn't. I might do this I think it's funny. To go to the same high school every day and take a shit on that track. You know why because it's your secret. Yeah that's what it was. That was his secret. It was his little dirty secret. The only thing I don't like is the cleanup. Cleanups gotta be horrific. Cause I like my bidet. I like my total washlet 350 each. This is so far removed from having a bidet. I know. To shit outside. I mean the wiping

can't be good. He's not wiping. That's what I'm saying. How fucking horrible would that be. He's not and he's running. It's no good. That's a real dirty. It's no good. Dirty Kulo after that. It's no good. Speaking of dirty Kulo you've been doing this move now where you you know you walk around in your boxer shorts 24 seven in front of nanny and everybody it's fine but you are doing this thing in the kitchen the other day where you went to scratch your butt. Yeah. No you farted but then

you opened your cheeks with your hands. Yeah. Like you changed the pitch. Yeah. Well no it's different than that. It changes the pitch. You've done that. Yeah but this time I felt like you were just kind of fondling your your cheeks as you were farting like a special bonus for all of us to see you know. Yeah. And the nanny's like right there. And good scratches you're doing like a real intense scratch. Oh that's what you kept saying yesterday. You're so gross. What's happening to you. Is it because of the elk diarrhea.

No I just was I was noting that you know my butt itched and I was scratching it hard but not my but hole no because that's a very you don't want to get shit on your finger. That's right and I wanted to make it clear that I wasn't scratching my butthole. I was scratching my but cheek. But you also do scratch your butthole and don't you do that with your bare finger. No never. Are you sure. Of course I'm sure. No of course. I don't know because you were telling me. I was telling you about how

sometimes the crack like the top of your crack. Yeah it gets sweaty and it gets itchy and I'm like oh there's no better feeling than going nail to skin and really grinding that crack itch. You're so nasty. That is so damn nasty. But that's why I think you wouldn't be averse to that finger nail going a little lower. No I've never been into that. I won't even scratch my butthole over my underwear. That's how I do. I do that all the time. That's how scared I am of scratching my but what I do always if my

butthole itches is I go into a bathroom. No absolutely and I go with toilet paper to scratch my butthole. Wow all these years I've been with you since. I never do it like over the underwear. 13 years and I've never known this about you. That's my secret It's your secret. Well I'll tell you honestly I'm a savage then because I just when I have a buttage and you know how severe a butthole itch is. It's like you gotta scratch it. So for you to have the discipline to go

I grind my teeth and I go in there and look sometimes it's really nice. You go in there and you take toilet paper and you scratch. Yeah. You don't see anything but there's times where you scratch your butthole paper and you see chocolate. There's leaky but. Yeah. But see yeah because but because the washlet and when I'm pregnant I don't have a leaky but. No that's the best. But I know that there's no chocolate there when I'm doing it. Yeah. I just but the itch is like it's like no other itch on any other part of your body. What is that? Bacteria. The but itch is like

you have to get in there. And yet when your but are you waiting. And you sit and you feel the total washlet for the biopid it's the best. Barrel your asshole with water. High pressure warm water. Yeah. It's cold too. It has to be cold. Oh yeah well I like either one but it is a sexual experience. Yeah. It's so good when you get that butthole itch. Check out they talked to a couple of the poor track girls who were running by the shit. We spoke to these young ladies who are on the home

high school track team and who use that field regularly. I didn't know an adult would do that. It's not like a kid would do but I was like oh it's a grown man that just went to the bathroom behind the pictures. That's life sweetie get used to it. Now by law, Tremaglini is allowed to take paid leave while this is going on. Oh paid leave. Unbelievable. On Monday morning. Paid leave. Paid leave. I just go straight to firing that kind of thing. I would think so but I guess he gets his you know he gets his whole cheese. Maybe he can go buy some toilet paper

Do process. Is that what it's called? I guess. Paid leave. How do they know that? It's so fun. So check it out. We got this letter speaking of open defecating from Katrina in Thunder Bay, Ontario. Thunder Bay. She said there's heavy debate about the validity of the poop pile. I just wanted to throw my two cents in. Christina your claims that women would be off put by the idea of a poop pile. Ergo would discourage a group of young men from partaking in such an activity as absolute bullshit. My boyfriend recently heard about the poop pile, took it upon himself

to build a prototype for the community in our back lane. I couldn't be any more proud of his contribution to our neighborhood. All I'm saying is I'm a woman pronoun preference her and I'm a big fan of what he created. So obviously there's some photos here attached. Clearly labeled even has a branch as a backrest. My hope is that as more wastes added to the poop pile, the neighbors will get more involved. We could actually get a proper toilet seat and a safety bar and make Tommy proud. All I'm saying

is before you knock the poop pile and claim it wouldn't be possibly real. Why don't you try it out? Try it out. Katrina. So what do you have to say to Katrina? It's nonsense I think. I don't see any visual evidence of said poop pile. Oh my god. Hey there. No Canada here. My god. I heard about your poop pile a while ago and decided to build it for my lady friend. She loves it. Let me take you on the little tour. Oh no. As you can see it has a step up which says poop pile her initial K&D on either side. Now it's got a squat and rack

here and also a backrest. Oh my gosh. This guy's handy. Now if you want to use this thing what you gots to do is drop your doors right here out in front. Move over. Put your feet up on the step and your butt over the squat and rack. Put your hands back and just lean back. Doesn't look comfortable. Now Katrina I know that you're pregnant. My girlfriend she's pregnant too. That's why I built her this poop pile. I'm in trouble talking this fast. Anyways pregnant women get constipated all the time. Now that she can poop outside

nature she ain't got no more problems for all the other pregnant ladies in the neighborhood to come on by too. See you later. Maybe I should check it out. Of course it's a woman filmed it. She held the phone vertically. Hey look I'm not saying there's exceptions to every rule. Clearly this woman has severe emotional problems. He did a nice job with his poop pile though. It's a very interesting adaptation of what the lie is that you say you built. No the poop pile is real and people believe and I get a lot of I believe messages. Yeah. I believe.

That should be the next shirt I believe. Well speaking of that by the way I wanted to bring this up. So obviously last week's episode was one for the ages. It really was. You know Bobby Lee and I always forget how to say her name. Kalyla. Kalyla. They were fantastic guests. Such great guests my goodness. The great hosts of Tiger Balli they were really fun they came on and it was just I don't know it was just amazing

anyways I lost my shit particularly on one video on the meth video and a lot of people have contacted me saying how much they enjoyed that clip and anyways it's a hit and it's been a hit in our home. Oh yeah it has not stopped. We've actually watched that segment from the show. Multiple times. A dozen times because we enjoyed it so much and so I threw out to Christina this week and I just wanted maybe this is a first you know I wanted to listen to her feedback on this.

But I was really excited to get a four stroke gang shirt going. Oh well. And you said He's out talking four strokes. You said absolutely not nobody would wear that and I was like. Not nobody. Not nobody but you're definitely cutting out 50% of our demo. I'm guaranteeing you said everybody knew would know that four stroke. Of course you know what four stroke gang four strokes means is jacking your cock.

And you think listen there's an anomaly there's like this animal who likes the poo pile there's the anomaly the woman who would wear something that disgusting. I'm gonna throw up I hate when he says that. But I'm telling you that most people don't want to wear. I remember cute girls showing up to my shows in rub rub rub shirts. Yeah well those girls are mentally ill. What I'm telling you is most people when they at the most it's not gonna be our most popular shirt. With your come beard saying rub rub rub. Yeah it's just not a hit. It's not a winner. So you know what was a winner. Just glassing.

Well here's my question. What about so you since you think four stroke gang is disgusting. What about four or less. Yes that's you know something with like four. Yeah yeah right. But it's got to incorporate meth somehow there needs to be. Maybe there would be like a meth pipe. Like four meth pipes. Fingers that look like meth pipes. That's cool. See I like that. I just don't like the dick jacking. And I'm telling you that when I brought this up in Huntington on stage. Yeah. I was like how many women here like it

when guys talk about their thick hot white. Yeah no I get that. That's gross. Ew gross. Yeah of course that's gross. Nobody wants that. I don't want to have a shirt that says that thick hot white. Yeah you do. No I don't. You're like I got a great idea for my next shirt. It's called thick hot white. No I don't. And the shirt's all white and creamy and it comes with a vial of my calm. That. Come on. No you come on. He turned me up a little Jean. I like to hear myself louder. Well that's your headphones over there. Yeah yeah. I'm pushing the buttons. Oh my god. Do you hate it. Do you hear yourself better. That's so much better.

I like to be loud. By the way I got a lot of messages about your headphone cable so I don't know if you know that I unwinded it for you. Thank you. Thank you so much. Thank you. I really do appreciate that. Everybody was like I have an LCD. I can't watch it anymore. And you know it's been that way for so long and I never have the time to unplug it. The time. Well I don't think about it. Do you know what I mean. Yeah. Like when I'm here I'm working I'm like oh shit it's gone. I've been working man. You know what I'm saying. Yeah. Oh my god speaking of you know what I'm saying. We were at a store and we saw

one of the all time great you know what I'm saying. And by the way somebody could look it up. I know semi recently mentioned on our show that I flew next to Kenyan Martin and I found his old you know what I'm saying clip. You know what is really crazy about you know what I'm saying. About him and that clip of him saying it's crazy. What's that. I couldn't find it online anymore. Really. Yeah it was like it was wiped out. Maybe he had

his people. No. That's my favorite one. That one's the best. And not jail. You know what I'm saying. Yeah but I'm like you know what I'm saying. That's my favorite one. Yeah that one was great. Sugnight. That might that is my favorite. You know what I'm saying. No that's the best one by far. You know what I'm saying. But we saw him in the store and I pointed him out to you. I was like oh that's Kenyan Martin. You go who's that. I go he's one of our all time great you know what I'm saying. I couldn't believe it.

I couldn't believe it. We saw one in person. Here it is. Here it is. Oh my god you have him. It didn't get away. You know what I'm saying. They made a player at the end. It was a questionable travel call. You know what I'm saying. It didn't go our way. They made a decent play. You know what I'm saying. I had a good look. The MC had a better look. You know what I'm saying. So it was just. They made one more plays and we did man. It wasn't. No one like the game got out of control. They came out with a lot of energy which we knew they was going to do. We fall back. We took the lead. We were like we were really counting you know what I'm saying. Yeah.

And this was like a legendary. You know what I'm saying. You know what I'm saying. You know what I'm saying. You know what I'm saying. You know what I'm saying. And when we saw him he wasn't saying a word. He was very quiet. Very quiet. Yeah. He was quiet on my flight too. But when he does talk it's a whole lot of you know what I'm saying. Wow. Yeah. Yeah a lot of going on. So you and I had a hot debate in the house too. You fell in love again with the piss on me beat me guy. Yeah. Oh yeah.

We were discussing. Yeah. You got to pull it up. Yeah. You got it. We got to do this. Are you ready. Not yet. No. So we were discussing. You brought this up to me. It was like you had thought about it all night. You had been ruminating on him. The next morning in the morning I go down first. I make Tommy a coffee. He comes down and you came down. And the first thing you said to me you go listen I've been thinking about it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And the craziest line by far about that guy's

whole monologue because I've been analyzing it is that he says your friends can come over too. Yeah. Yeah because so I mean I was so fired up about it because I got really into his speech. You know things kind of go into him and I started thinking about it and I'm like. There's layers to this shit now. Yeah everybody you know you think of like piss on me beat me as being the craziest part but then I'm like this guy's putting out his call to the universe or whatever

and then he's going hey you know what I'm so I so want I'm so down for it that you can bring up you can bring a friend over a stranger totally unaffiliated not just the guy that right who's deciding to fuck me bring your friend he can he can move into that is crazy because think about he's he makes a call he goes with your homeless homeless bring your friend over but see that's where I think

I go I understand the friend parts crazy for you I think the homeless and out of jail get a lease and a key that to me sounds and bring a friend because a lot of times weirdos have friends they come you know but if you're homeless or out of jail I mean that's there's no that's the bottom of the the barrel of humanity really and I don't mean that like you know what I'm just saying you're that especially to have someone F you yeah it's like well here's a here's what we kind of went for out of just out of jail

well who's that this is the subway this is what I went for black guys who love to fuck and fuck you're a hot black guy you want to fuck me come on over man move in you can move in I need to be fucked a lot man deal man from jail homeless your thug you get a lease and a key you got a friend you friend can move in too man free food free rent but deal man I need to be fucked a lot man

you gonna piss on me come on over try it out today man you wanna try it out you wanna piss on me try it out you wanna beat me try it out man you live in my building you wanna come on over and fuck me I'm looking for hardcore guys that mean it and wanna do it come dumb what the fuck wow listen listen that is an acting champ moment you deserve an Oscar or whatever it is

the fact that you memorized it you got the beats down you got his weird hesitations his word fumbling the lighting is too good you pointed that out listen this is all production stuff but your performance was outstanding thanks yeah definitely we need we need to make it way darker I'm so moved by him inspired

that's why I wanted to do this and I also wanted to put the call out to our listeners if you would maybe submit your own try it out videos what I'll do is I'll put this on my Instagram page I mean it also be obviously on the YouTube I'll send this over to BlueBand but I will I'll post on my Instagram page this video and if you swipe to the right of this video I'll put his right next to it so you can see mine you can see his and then give us your best try it out vid

and we'll share it we'll post them we'll share it on the show yeah yeah just you know it's just fun to see other people's interpretation try it out it's just I don't know it really has tickled me in such a way it's tickled everybody it's moved everybody yeah people are really like yeah that that guy's he's taking over the world yeah that's one way of putting it I know we need we need poor production quality

I know what you're gonna like can I show you something yeah you want to yeah poor production value yeah it's gotta look shittier right mine look too good maybe I'll do another one on the couch here turn the lights down do it that way maybe I'll post that one moving you can move it

now there is a line that you couldn't quite get remember what he's saying here yeah what are you what's the line again on me and out on me and out I don't know what he's saying there I should find it right maybe the listeners can help us translate that's very true

I was looking at this video and I was like why don't I understand what he's saying here right um men from jail homeless or um you're a thug you want to come move in a friend can move you too man free rent you can listen okay fuck me piss off you beat me a homie and out

there it is homie and out what's he saying you beat me a homie and out you see me when I come up home and now you're confused home and now

I don't know what he's saying there piss off you beat me a homie and out homie and out someone's hearing it clearly and they're screaming right now yeah I know so guys submit that line I don't know what that line is because that's going to be imperative in people's monologue fuck me

piss off you beat me a homie and out you see me when I come over today and try it out watch for it out man home and now home and now yeah let's really get the verbiage down correctly if we're going to be doing these monologues very important

okay I also have a would you rather can I do a would you rather right now well I mean all right go for it because it makes sense only for you the guest won't this won't make sense to her okay give me the would you rather yeah okay ready yeah go ahead

okay you have to eat for three meals a day at first McDonald's and then you got to go across the parking lot to Taco Bell wait every day I have to start my day like this yeah three meals

three meals a day three meals a day you eat McDonald's and and Taco Bell and you got to get two entrees each at each place what are you trying to do to me but you can fit it you can like mix mix them up okay like Taco Bell you might do

so you're saying just get really really sick for a month no no no one week one week this is a doable challenge hear me out it's doable okay but you're talking about getting very ill like very very sick yeah and feeling terrible for a week okay so let's

say first it's lunch no why say lunch sorry breakfast so breakfast I'll go get my egg McMuffin and your hashies which is delicious and then I drive over to Taco Bell and I get their breakfast whatever breakfast tacos

seven layer breakfast and then for lunch I go have a Big Mac and fries you have to get two items okay two items so french fries and I drive over Taco Bell and I get some burrito that's summer you're gonna get a Mexican pizza

you're gonna get a taco supreme and then for dinner I go back and I have like a quarter pounder with cheese and then I drive over to Taco Bell or chicken nuggets you can mix it up Nuggets a Sunday I mean for sure day two

I would be in some type of real pain yeah and I like that you like it okay and it's calorically very high yeah of course and nutritionally very low yeah

right they do double ups the double ups what's the other option that you're gonna present see this was hard for me to come up with something equally distasteful or for one week three meals a day

you're doing your elk meat in doused and butter the same exact way oh I get sick but wait three meals a day you gotta eat the elk breakfast lunch and dinner always the same always with too much butter so just live with diarrhea

like violent explosive diarrhea yeah yeah but it's only a week of your life like you're not gonna go to the hospital your body might build a tolerance to the elk with butter I think that's the I think that's the key I think the other thing is so revolting

there are no way you being so much pain eating that talking about McDonald's every day three times a day so would you with the elk butter you'd have diarrhea you'd be so doubled over you would build up a tolerance to it your body would start to adjust

oh you're a greasy motherfucker huh and then it would start processing but you'd have a consistent diarrhea a persistent diarrhea and you'd be dehydrated you wouldn't be getting nutrients it would make you very ill how about we do it for just three days let's cut down the time

or even better one day just let's do one day let's really let's really make it one day you can get through you can get through the double enough I think I mean you're not gonna feel good at the end of the day but I think you could figure out a way to do it do you know how sick you would feel why do you have to have double meals for every meal

because that's the most fun that's the that's the worst thing I could think of it's the work I I've never done that before where I've gotten one entree from McDonald's and one from Taco Bell because both make me feel so sick could you imagine doubling up

there are people that are doing it right now it's really gross God I made me laugh just thinking about that I would double up I would do McDonald's and Taco Bell for one day I would do it for seven days I'd rather have diarrhea I think those places would make you feel really sick

in a different way I have something I really want to show you though okay here we go but good job you're really are gifted at these you're what your others are really you got it you got it here you go good morning from California

I'm recording this video for YouTube for Mistress Rachel on Fedlife Groups she wanted me to because I have to go for her and I'm in my diaper in my pink niggies look up I can't I can't

I'm on the tag I'm a royal guy in Central California and I'm just a fag just on a sissy fag and I'm owned by Mistress Rachel on Fedlife Groups I think I found a new favorite I wear my diaper

and I wear my different clothes and cross dress and do all kinds of things online you can find me look at my bottom and my diaper yes oh isn't that cute yes and I'm doing all this for Mistress Rachel look this guy's home office by the way you know he actually is

is actually running a business out of there right sure I mean he's probably an accountant or something sure people have appointments with him and making sure that their you know federal taxes are done correctly right right at least he has a good sense to close the blinds

yeah he does close the blinds is that Mickey and Minnie on his shirt I don't yep huge fan of Disney look at his balls they've done a lot of cool things all kinds of things and I dance like this and I dance like this

I go round and round and round and round sing for you sing for you sing for you do you know the best part is that Mistress Rachel has the best racket yeah this dumb fucker he pays her to do this

he just makes his dick hard right and in paying she's like put yourself in your diaper in your pink shirt and pay me and make a video and say that you're you're a good boy or whatever and sing and dance

it's so disturbing what if this was your dad it's somebody's dad and they're like dad oh no please don't take that oh no please absolutely have to do what she says no please don't

and this is for adults many women over 21 it's restricted bye you want to see them take a shit no do I have to just so you know you guys you can see this all these videos we play

on our YouTube page because I've been getting questions how do I see these videos it's on our YouTube page not the video themselves but embedded these episodes we cut to these videos so you can see exactly the horrors that I'm seeing right now this is disturbing

I'm not processing it do you know what I mean it's a cool older guy he's not cool he's old shit you looked horrified yeah I'm still processing what I just saw um what's wrong with people

that makes a schmacklehard that's why he's doing that of course it does it makes my schmacklehard yeah that diaper's not really a diaper I don't know do you think he makes his potty in there or no yeah you do and he's like oh baby made a boom boom

yeah yeah that's so troubling babe you know who's back same kind of lane traumatize another one well it's just the same lane but he's just one but oh fuck

oh this guy it's a freemont system yeah he puts his phone number out there put me in her clothes and make a fool out of me this is a real lane and again this is really good at framing we've got the light

the light's good he looks good he's shirtless the face is on point yep it's the sissy of freemont yes I remember him he's consistent always looking for white bitches tattooed

little who's got time for this shit I don't know how these guys have time to do all these videos and putting diapers on and sucking their thumbs and I've just got time for all this shit

do we need to take a break because our guests are now let's do that they should be here momentarily right we'll take a quick I always say it like they're gonna hear a break it's just gonna be alright

the break that we took that you didn't hear is over and we're now joined by our good friend returning for the second time third time how many times I don't know she's on that steep row I think this is my third time

because the first time it was just me and Chris because you were out of town and I was at Red Band's house it was like the fifth episode or something you're old school and I was wearing a hat because I didn't know we're gonna be videotaped and I was like

why don't you tell me to put on makeup it's the great Sarah Tiana if you have a guest she was mentioning she's gonna go to adult con coming up next week there's billboards all over LA right now

and it's funny because you drive by and it's like it says adult con and it's like you know like comic con but it's just like porno con but they can't say porno yeah basically no they try to make it a little more grown up by saying adult con as if there's a lot of adults in LA

like they're really trying to target adult subject matters like bills and mortgages and taxes the funny thing is like to go to that like to actually show up at porno con is so absurd did you get your tickets?

I don't wanna I'm not shitting on the industry or the people that are involved because they like that too much well they to go into this clip we have just in time I don't know man it's one thing to be like

yeah I mean of course like you know watch porn or something but it'd be like I gotta go meet that girl at a booth and be like hey I love your tits huge fan of your work coming to you for I don't know how many years

every time I look at you I can barely keep my load in yeah and how horrible for that girl who's gotta pretend that's the part is that she's like that's so hot and they always have to do that I love meeting my fans I love to fuck and I wanted you guys to know it

and they're like I knew you'd be like that so cool just so down to earth exactly what I've always thought you would be and then that guy has to go like she's pretty cool she's like not a normal

porn star she's like a normal adult she just happens to do this for a living and then he's like I get a picture that's 45 hours we're friends or I love it too where I've seen videos of these things

these cons where you can buy like Terra Patrick's asshole and vagina and then it's cut off at the thigh her asshole and her vagina it's modeled after her and she's like thank you thanks for buying it this is my favorite part of you anyway

I need to see your face and then she has to she has to keep saying things like fuck my pussy and he's like you bet it is interesting that porn stars are recognizable to people's face

that means you're really looking you've seen it a few times you've seen their work you know you're watching too much when you recognize them by their genitals that happens for sure I mean just recognizing them in general I would

I'm not like a big I don't watch it I don't know my boyfriend I tried to I was like okay I want to watch it I'm gonna do it just googling it I was like no I can't

what was the tap out moment cause I know what she's talking about for me right now it's pregnant ladies I don't want to watch MILF anything cream pie I tap out on what is that a cream pie

I have no idea go ahead and explain it Tom that's the industry term for when the man doesn't pull out and shoot it on her he finishes inside of her and it's creamy I guess you don't have to say it like that

thick hot white four strokes so uncomfortable so what was the clip for you I don't know I think he just the name of the site and then it came up and I was like alright just that's far enough did it just gross you out yeah I just was like I don't know what to search

for and I'm afraid to see what you search for so I don't want to know what you're like that's true that scares me with Tom yeah it's more about what he's into than I'm like I don't want to know yeah I'm like by the way you don't want to know so

you never search alone no I don't have an I don't even know like the name I would think I've heard of like the word porn hub or something is that okay yeah so I don't know I would probably have written like playboy I want to say by the way

on a news site they were doing the most heavily traffic sites in the world and that is a top ten site in the world what porn hub I would imagine the bigger problem for me is that I used to be fine

with it and then it just became like I dated somebody that was so addicted to it that it made it so bad that I just like completely went the opposite direction where it was like our sex life is so bad that like I like this is not fun for me and like this is a problem

and then it just became like this thing that I just didn't feel like I was a part of yeah it's like you date somebody who's like really into meth and you're like trying to get to enjoy it I mean I just would do it like dabble but for you I thought I thought okay because I thought it may have been like a lifelong thing

where you're like well Jesus is watching but it's not you are Southern girl yeah yeah well it's more that I'm just a lady you know like I don't want to well does this turn you on at all no we don't California California I'm recording this video

for YouTube is that your grandpa is it wearing his diaper oh he's wearing a diaper ha no that does not turn me on I was going to say I can send you the links the shirt is really nice

it's tucked in it's very formal he's going to have brown all over his shirt my favorite part is just like the atmosphere you know it's his home office this is where he does his real work this is where real work gets done

and this is how he gets a break he's like I need a little just I'm stressed out at least he has the blinds closed that's exactly what Christina said that's exactly what I said at least he's cognizant of how fucking weird this whole thing is oh by the way can I pull you real quick

on something we discussed it do not jump in on this okay so t-shirt idea okay tell me what comes to mind when I tell you this okay ready no it's not bad I just want to know what you think

it's just a t-shirt four stroke gang what does that mean to you anything four stroke gang I would think it's golf oh that's interesting see now that's a nice way of doing it what's your handicap

par three it's a four par course you and your boys hang out and play golf so four stroke gang am I completely naive does that mean something gross it does mean something that's very gross okay do you want to see what it means oh shit man not real

I mean you're not going to see anything graphic but this way I'm sorry Sarah okay I appreciate you warning me in advance as you probably like push me out of the way to watch it no no this one actually I'm I've got mixed emotions on well

we'll watch it and then we'll go through it if you've had any kind of a rectile disorder problems I'm here to tell you forget that bag or forget about salads forget about dick and plants and all that stuff so I don't know if you believe you're not but if you like to see me

smoke some meth with a small limp dick that don't get hard in the end of the way and watch it get harder and harder the more I smoke the harder my dick gets it's unbelievable I didn't know that that was a side effect no I didn't either it really opened our eyes but to further

kind of a nice side effect won't believe how good it feels if you're straight you won't believe how good it feels your dick head becomes so sensitive that you don't need lube you don't need spit you just stroke that dick head this up and down four times it's fair to do it and you'll

shoot an enormous dick hot white cubs I'm so glad he explained it he really broke it down scientifically ah man it's just his sweet voice you didn't even believe him by the way that it was this effective

who didn't believe him in his life his brother didn't believe him my brother didn't believe me but when he smoked with me he put at his dick I couldn't believe how big his dick was he jacked off in four strokes and shot the most cubs he ever shot in his life he's only 49

he's 49 he has no drop he's only 49 I think it's even harder and thicker and even more coming he believes me he has no neuropathy he's bad this is a real no neuropathy issue

there's some real connection well Christina pointed out too there's a lot of background noise and it seems like he may have taken a break from what he was doing like he's in a restaurant he's like I gotta get this out and he runs it about and he's like oh my god

I gotta tell this back you just hear the birthday song going off in the background where's Earl? he's like gotta smoke man it won't take him long trust me he's just on a quick five minutes no neuropathy issues meaning

neuropathy is like a neurological thing where maybe like fingers and feet have tingling you know like a neurological pain he said neuropathy? he said my brother's only 49 healthy

as like an endorsement of him smoking meth and having this great experience he has no neuropathy problems at all and he's fine he has no neuropathy problems at all but his dick gets even harder and thicker his brother

harder and thicker he really meant to enunciate that just two brothers just doing brother stuff see that's what you're raising two boys this is the kind of shit they might end up doing you never know as long as they don't have neuropathy problems

if they do this at 49 I'm fine because I won't be around he put this on youtube this guy? I don't know where he put it I don't know where he put it my brother did it this is just our own internal fire oh my god

I love the idea that he's waiting for his appetizers to say hold on my brother didn't believe me who else didn't believe him I don't want to know my daughter didn't believe me my wife, my girlfriend, neither of them I make everybody smoke me

he's at a family reunion he's like everybody come over here I want to explain something to you little show and tell wow well he wants to show you too that's the other part of this you can watch me this weekend if you're curious

your dick will get hard so if you want to see me go from a limp dick to a hard dick I will do it this weekend and I will be able to tape it from this small dick we get it just a small dick that's a proven factor right let me know

if you say yes I'll show it to you okay I love how he has to clarify at least he's being like if you say yes but I like how he has to clarify it again it goes from a little small dick to a big hard dick

again it's a tiny little thing well fucker we heard you he's like low expectations by the way when you first see it I just want you to know but it will get really big that's it wow okay so that's what you mean

before stroke game you want to take a t-shirt well then you should just make them green and it's just a four stroke gang and then like you know the K is like two golf clubs maybe the golf club is a meth pipe maybe that's the whole thing

and then the O and the U are like balls there you go I mean you guys so clever Christina was really anti four stroke gang sure yeah it's pretty gross I mean who's gonna wear it first of all no woman's gonna buy it

if she was like super into it like alright babe well there's a there's a shirt that we sell called rub rub rub and it's got Tom with a cumb beard and it's nasty what is it then

it's me just feeling good it's so nasty and we sold like four no we did not two retired kids mentally ill people buy that shirt no it was a very popular shirt

it's not popular it's not popular what if I was like I have three so you sold four I wear it all the time I need to get in the shirt gang I'm thinking about patting the term or what trademarking

roast is with the most is and then just doing you know the initials like RW TM shirt wise because I feel like I never I never know anything in my act that would be like funny on a shirt have Tom watch it he'll come up with some

real nice don't you do some cat stuff oh my god that's a real shirt that we sell yeah so nasty rub rub rub would you wear that Sarah

of course not I really wear yeah I don't wear shirts what am I saying I just go topless I just wear jackets with no shirts like what am I saying I'm not a big shirt person

topless I don't even like yeah the shirt game in comedy is like really specific like some people are really really good at shirts I remember bikes was always like a big popular one huge I feel like people have worn those shirts

too much shows yeah yeah that's a big one yeah and then just glass and was big it was little and then it got really big it got that's right it started small if you want to watch me I hate his cadence I hate how he talks now you get the penis out

you pull the skin a lot of people they never circumcise so they have the skin so you pull the skin and you get the oil in the hand and you rub hand go like this rub rub rub rub rub them 50 times

because you make them strong and not sensitive yeah wax on huh yeah who would you rather makes we love to rub rub rub the rub rub guy was he saying tub but it just

came out rough rub rub rub would you rather do it with him or the math guy for sure him because he looks like he's showered before I cannot believe

and that's not just me being southern and racist yeah yeah who would you rather the math guy or the masturbating expert okay what about tried out and the math guy well okay so now it's rub rub but let's show her the tried out guy try it out you'll see

you'll see this is just like it's always such a learning experience for me to come into your house because I never know anything and then you guys completely you want her to see you try that guy from the beginning yeah show oh my god oh my god

right guys we love to fuck and fuck good is he wearing a bow to that guy you want to fuck behind the 2395 if you want to move in you can move in but you gotta fuck me I need to be fucked a lot man get rid free food free rent and everything else man

deal man well yeah I mean those are incentives now let's listen to how open he is to any type of man men from jail homeless or a thug want to come move in a friend can move to you man free rent to get a lease and a key fuck me

is he drooling? you see me want to come over today try it out try it out is he like a paraplegic and he's like wow we never conceived of that we never even thought he looks like he's drooling so it looks like he can't stare at that I think he's so excited

about his video that he's got some spittle fired up yeah by the way do you know I was just we were talking about there's one thing that he says in here that I don't know what he's saying so he goes uh free rent to get a lease and a key fuck me

piss on me beat me a whole man out right there hold man hold man hold me down hold me like it's piss piss on me beat me hold me in it I don't know what he's saying hold me down piss on me beat me a whole man out right is it confusing to you too

hold yeah hold hold hold hold me now hold me now you want to fuck a piss on me try it out seriously play it only this fuck man I'm looking for hardcore guys that mean it want to do it and I want to deliver it I'm a hot fuck like trash

come down flip fuck yeah I don't think he knows I think he's just streamer you know he's just like I got lots of ideas and they're all coming to my head so fast so it's not gonna be easy for me to get some comics work like that genius so he obviously

writes on stage he's not a pen to paper do you feel like that was definitely a one take yeah oh yeah he wasn't like I'll do it again no I didn't say that one part I should sit up for this one

or turn the lights on for us Christina's question though for her was try it out guy okay so now this guy or like my dick will get bigger these guys oh jeez wow it's a hard choice one of them does have a nice

big stiff one the other one you get a lease and a key free food free rent free rent yeah I would I guess the meth guy because I'm hoping that he'll just pass out before and I'll just like not be and he asked for consent you know

he seems like a real down to earth kind of fella he does change him you know if I just got him off the meth he'd probably be a great guy I changed that guy yeah that's a very good point actually you think it's oh yeah he's beyond meth is like so messed up

powerful yeah well there's meth in both of these videos by the way yeah just one has already been taken yeah that's exactly right that is exactly right nailed it yeah the shirtless guy he's whacked out of his mind

the other guy's not not high enough I really appreciate his mustache so I know that was like a real that looks like like one of those mustaches that you wear on Cinco de Mayo yeah I'm a I'm I'm like no you're not it looks pretty like nothing like to have a

genuine one pretty awesome like that was a model for the poncho those yeah yeah those costumes that's so true like Al Madrigal on that I'm dying up here he's got one of those like ridiculous yeah but his is real right

I don't know if he grew that out he grew it out but then they probably just dye it a little bit because yeah there's no way so this reminds me by the way of something what are you talking about his mustache okay I'm now thinking about it because I love that show I watch every episode

so thick should be your shirt so thick four strokes so hot and hot we got an email he's so nasty he's nasty they're all nasty who's nastier the tried out guy or the the math guy or rub rub rub

they're all nasty that's my reaction the tried out guy is really nasty because he definitely has like didn't have all of his teeth for sure that's why he's talking that weird and I think he's there's definitely like some sort of a palsy happening something he's real fucked up

question my wife and I welcome to our first very own baby jeans in the world congratulations well this experience has been amazing more amazing than the trans canada highway I've got a problem with mommy daddy all day I have no time to rub rub rub 50 times down 50 times up

additionally my wife is too tired to piss on me and beat me and I've got all this coming my balls I'm hoping I can get some advice this is the best answer to just smoke meth or what and watch it get harder and harder the more I smoke the harder my dick will get until I only need four strokes up

and down to shoot enormous alright hopefully you have some advice for me till my wife Peyton is feeling better and can once again hog them my balls he didn't mention his name but he just totally put his wife Peyton oh no no no that's a joke okay okay okay

so this is from JP you're the expert on this you just gotta start cranking them out yeah you stroke off that's what guys do and then you go in the shower or like if you really resent her you go in her drawer her underwear drawer

or pillow or what for having a baby not putting out so you send her a message like do this again this is what's gonna happen that's what the dogs do when we're not paying enough attention that's right then they shit in the house playroom on the kids stuff

you like that kid so much that's right he's a turd for you well yeah I think he should just put a diaper on himself and stroke it off and go in the diaper and then go away four strokes in his own dye dye we've been talking about scatting a lot

not poopy but um that's great yeah that was professional we've been mocking it as you should he's some woman want a Grammy for a scat

that's how we started on this topic she got a scat Grammy then Kanye so stupid Kanye West has been in the news a lot lately put out a song a couple songs but the first one he put out was I think Lift Yourself

and he said it was like a crazy beat and he's like oh here come the bars they're gonna destroy and then this is uh what are you is it not here whoop the scoop the poop whoop the scoop the scoop the whoop yeah that's real

whoop the scoop whoop the whoop scoop whoop whoop the whoop whoop the scoop I'm into it he's lost his damn mind he's gone

that TMZ thing was the craziest thing but how great was that TMZ guy yeah Van Lathen guy do that guy's twitter followers doubled he was like he said that's so perfect but yeah Kanye is like there's an article today I saw that that uh

Tana Hasi Coates wrote I was just I've only read half of it yeah I got it oh he's an amazing writer and he um you can't you can't summarize it in a simplistic way because it's so

his writing is it's very deep there's lots of layers but no really you can't just be like he eviscerates him he eviscerates him in a a very deep meaningful

almost academic way um and it's not surface level stuff like yo that's dumb no it's like the whitewashing of a black man he compares him to Michael Jackson Michael like continually here's this black role model for kids

and then he continually starts to get wider and wider and changes his nose and his features he shows them in like different eras so that Michael was the person that this happened to in the last era and Kanye is this generation he's trying to become wider and wider to become more powerful and it's uh

it's really fucked up but it's also about how being wider it's not in the general sense that you hear someone being white he's he's also saying that by making comments that have no repercussions

that that is in itself a white persons uh freedom that you get to say something and you're like I don't know nothing's going to affect it like that's a white thing to do interesting alright really complicated problem

I just think the guy needs to be hospitalized sounds like he's not taking his meds or he's bipolar or scoop-de-dee-woop he's got some fucking drug problem I don't know if it's this complicated but he might need to go to rehab whoop-de-dee-scoop

that sounds like a song that you guys would have written just to be funny totally just like around the kitchen like when you're making dinner you're like you're like getting ice cream and you're like here we go scoop-de-dee-woop and then it's gonna poop-dee out that's right

this is crazy this is what my toddler would say it's like it's so it's like Kanye it's like nah he's on drugs this is all this is you know to quote my dad everybody's on drugs this guy is on drugs do you think that

this girl's on drugs hey you ain't know I'm ATL I just bought my brand new car I'm a billionaire you know what I'm saying I'm a billionaire I'm blessed I'm a god you know what I'm saying

I'm a good billionaire I got your rent on my shoes I just bought my brand new car you know what I'm saying I'm blessed I'm made it out the hood I came for nothing as you stand in your house in the hill I'm in the hill still trapping

you know what I'm saying you know what I'm saying y'all want to get rich y'all want to live in the hills y'all can't I don't know if that's the only thing you have to do no how did she make her fortune I wonder wow that sounds like that looks like someone

who turned a speech impediment into a really great video yeah that seems like cause her black lady accent isn't that good she's just screaming cause at first I was like oh what accent are we trying out here and I couldn't really identify there's much better ones than we've had

of like um you know what I'm saying there you go Sarah you're doing that she said I'm a billionaire she's driving like a Honda I think she was like I think it was like a C class Mercedes

or something I'm a billionaire C class uh describes her a lot can I watch it again I don't know why I'm drawn to her I like this hey you want to know I'm a billionaire

you know what I'm saying I'm a billionaire by the way the way that she made that rain in the car like that's her always having money to where she just threw it and like she normally does you know like if you just

learned to make it rain and you're like really excited about your money you really take some time but she just like tossed it in this is your changed fuck face she also like I want to make sure I don't lose any of this she threw it on her seat this is clearly not mine

I know this is $380 I'm going to count it as soon as I get back in the car she looks like Winnie Cooper from the Wunderers she does she's a really pretty girl she's very pretty she's mentally ill too I love it that's her name

that's how she's known you know what I'm saying I threw rain on my shoes I tear on you for my brand new car you know I'm so blessed I'm getting out of the hood I came from nothing I love this girl

nothing is the name of her second home you liar I wish there was more I made a lot of content out there you like her? yeah I'm enthralled I think it's ridiculous yeah I don't know what this is like is this her

like trying to get alright so our favorite black girl Vicky is back and she is still giving zero fucks whatsoever okay don't quote me on this alright but I'm pretty sure last time Vicky gave a single fuck saw one guy get beat up by three other guys alright and keep in mind

these three guys enjoyed it I just comment I fucking hate these yeah yeah over to you Vicky is such a street name you know Vicky Vicky is like this girl is gonna be a nanny for sure

your nanny miss Vicky is here yo I got yo red on my shoes you're like no you don't I can't tell if she comes from money and is trying to act like she didn't or this used to be Bo Vicky

a sweet and innocent child kind of awkward looking in the face some crooked ass teeth and a head that was way too big for her body but I mean it didn't look like a deformed little alien oh my god is white and that's saying a lot so the ultimate question of all

questions the question that all and now that we got that out the way what's going on guys it's just destiny and welcome back to the channel and man right now we're gonna be taking a look I can't believe it wow she's fucked up

see that's why you should be glad that you're not having girls I'm always I love Vicky I'm always into these white girls that act black and they really get upset about it I'm a clap back and the bitches and I got us I never said I was skinny remember that chick

yeah I'm thick like what are you doing with it what do you what's the thing I'm thick what's her what's the deal in the head I was I was bragging like for what so you want people to jack you you know what I mean I think she's making music though this girl

yeah don't you feel like like we're like just in the even in the sense of Kanye like people who say I'm the best I'm the best it's like remember that old who's that I think it was a Chicago Bears player that was like when when you're good you tell everybody when

you're great they tell you yeah and that's like that's like what I like I feel like I'm always saying that to like Tony and Cliff I'm like all right calm down like just let people tell you you know and that's how it feels like when when Kanye's like I'm the best I'm the greatest and I'm like

it's funny it's cool at the beginning but then it keeps going and you're like okay well just calm down a little bit I thought it was weird even a few years ago when he was like I'm the Michael Jordan he said that I'm the Michael Jordan of this year yeah maybe the baseball Michael yeah

so it is odd though it's weird especially when you do have a level of success mm-hmm where you go like it's obviously people are recognizing you're good at something right so why do you have to keep saying once you get there you shouldn't have to

continue to say that that's a good point he's already there it would be like a Michael Jackson telling everybody how great he is everybody knows it's already everybody knows that you're you're fantastic imagine if Jay-Z was like you know on the it's like the shit yeah we are

Beyonce we would think that that would be super fucked up like you shouldn't have to why do you feel like they need to prove it if it's already didn't you prove it by like the fact that you're a multi-millionaire and hugely successful and your songs are number one I feel like that songs number

one you're selling out arenas and you're like yeah people think so yeah I'm pretty sure people it's clear charging $80 but this backseat but this form of bragging which is like I got so much stuff I got so much stuff it's like first of all how you gonna prove that

saying like she's throwing stacks of money into a Mercedes how do you know the Mercedes isn't rented how do you know that's even her house like she's just making all these black creams I mean this is like a whatever a 30 second thing and it's also pretty I think

clearly a copy of what she's seen in other words she's seen this style things I'm gonna say I need to know if this is true or not Tom I feel as though I'm not I need to know the validity of her claims what is your idea of all this stuff

what is your idea of a lot of stuff I'd like to see who's on the mortgage if she is in fact paying her mortgage who's on the car I'd like to see how much her parents pay towards the cart does she play for her insurance? let's see some tax returns too

I need to see actual I mean come on anybody can say this shit you can rent a fucking car and throw some money into it it's like a very bizarre thing too and it's like you're making it rain or like athletes when they first come into money and it's like

maybe you should just put a little bit of that aside no you gotta get a van my favorite one that you told me about is the van that this guy decked out in Versace or was it Louis Vuitton? so tell what I forget well I was just a guy who got

a sprinter van, you've seen the Mercedes Sprinter van oh yeah and he had the interior redone in Louis Vuitton sure sure and like 12 TVs 12 TVs 12 TVs in a Sprinter van

that's a lot so you're spending like five times the cost of the van on the interior and then he wrecked it no it's just like he uses it sometimes remember the I think it was the Bieber roast

when we wrote that joke for Martha Stewart I was like I don't know what that's called I think it's African American rich oh my god hilarious that was a joke about Kevin Hart I remember because he bought like a $30,000 watch or something

and it's like what are you well cool cause also the resale value on something so specific like a trick down Louis Vuitton van like you're not gonna sell it there's one other person on the planet who's gonna be lucky to unload it

yeah that's what I'm saying it's worth about $10 or someone's gonna be like I'll take it but I want to rip out that interior he's like what like who is that boy that's for like a rapper with tons of kids pretty much

it was bought by an NFL player yeah there's this NFL player Antonio Cremardi that has like nine kids I think no he has 14 he's had his second vasectomy he has had two vasectomies and he's had three sets

is he sure those are his children most of them are with the same woman the first seven are but the last seven she has 14 no no no the first seven were with different people and then the last seven were with the same woman they have a TV show now

the Cremardi's we need a TV show to pay for all that shit go nulls yeah that's a very specific well you guys should buy that Sprinter Van just to have fun in to deck it out can you imagine pulling that into the

Carmody store a lot try not to scratch this guys come check this shit out sit in the back man all of your specials are running out all the 20 by 7 that'd be the best that's a loop

that's what you guys should do your podcast province Sprinter Van take it on the road if Louis Vuitton will sponsor us I'm open to this idea only if it's free you know what I'd like to see remember that show Cribs

was it in the early 2000's where they were like I built a waterfall in my closet this is just for my Jell-O it's a special Jell-O case I would love to do Cribs where are they now and what happened to the resale value it's a Jell-O thing

we took out the purple drink fridge and we just put the actual now we use that for ice and show the devaluation of everything that's what I'm saying this was bought for $2.6 million it just sold for $120,000 we took out the

we didn't need the lion cage anymore we just like now it's a chicken coop we make our own eggs it's my refrigerated garage that's so stupid I had all the plumbing instead of water it was so bad

the grape drink comes out of all the grapes we forgot to put in an ice we forgot to put in a Brita so we just drink out of the faucet it was $30 million dollars and you drink out of the faucet it was so crazy and then Redmans was the best where he took you to

like an unfurnished apartment in Newark and there was a TV and then like a mattress on the floor this is where I come totally mocked what people do that's the best that's true comedy right there

there should just be some kind of mandatory thing where they take the athlete's money and they put it in a trust account they've been trying to do that they've actually been trying to do something like that that was actually done to Alan Iverson no shit today's the 16 year anniversary

of talking about practice someone texted me today's talking about practice man my favorite clip of all time I don't like sports but I love him saying this stuff yeah, yeah, yeah yeah practice talking about practice

not a game I love him anybody tell you that I miss practice if you'll co-say I miss practice and y'all hear it then that's that I mean I might have missed one practice this year if somebody say

he doesn't come to practice it can be one practice out of all the practices this year that's enough if I can't practice I can't practice I'm hurt I'm hurt I mean simple as that

it ain't about that it's not about that at all you know what I'm saying I mean it has everything it's easy to talk about it's easy to sum it up when you just talk about practice we sitting here I supposed to be the franchise player

and we in here talking about practice I mean listen we talking about practice not a game not a game not a game we talking about practice not a game not the game that I

go out there and die for and play every game like it's my last not the game we talking about practice man I mean how silly is that we talking about practice I know I supposed to be there I know I supposed to leave by example

I know that and I'm not shoving it aside you know like it don't mean anything I know it's important I do I honestly do but we talking about practice man what we talking about this should be the recording at a doctor's office

we talking about my practice we talking about practice we talking about the game we talking about practice man alright Tommy I think we got it it's worth listening you see me play don't you come on that's legendary oh ok so you remember

uh jesus how could you forget shame what the fuck so this is a guy who he does singing lessons and we reached out to him

we reached out to him and I would send him requests I'd be like will you sing uh prince diamonds and pearls and then I yeah I asked him to do oh my god this guy so I don't know this is gonna yeah but then I asked him to do

um Mariah Carey Emotions and that has the crazy uh you know what she does yeah yeah so oh god so excited so good so on Mariah's just so like to hear what she does

she does that's so crazy that is terrible he does it he does it here they just joke a little bit hot for him a little bit hot

sounds like fifo when he coughs up yeah mm-hmm yeah just need a little tea alright so look at the dog is coming around is that another dog I asked him to beatbox

oh shit sweet everybody is shambly I want to do a new video oh he changes facial hair beatboxing hello everybody I've got to tell you yep here's the thing if you watch these

you can learn how to do it too that's the cool thing about what Shane's doing and then somebody said that he may be scatting which we've been talking about oh yeah I was gonna say we need to get him to scat no he's touched babe that's all no

good message and he's spitting he's spitting he's fully spit he's touched right I think he just scatted in his pants I think somebody's scatted on his chin

what's this what is that he sounds just like Korean effects cause look at the spit here at the time that's all that is that's really some of the best beatboxing I've ever seen

have you seen that guy Korean effects before oh man he's this kid he's like this Korean kid but it literally it sounds like every possible sound effect you could ever he'll have people dance to it but then they'll play ping pong and he does all the surround

Sarah have you watched your mom's house that sounds like it's good yeah it's good he's comparing him to how good he's almost to the level of Korean so this looks like a brand new clip and he looks like he's changed his facial hair chain

can you comment on the facial hair what do you mean well if you've got a husky face I'm pretty sure narrowing down the hair to just the rounded chin makes your face look fatter change an artist though

it's just different than your everyman walking around I always like the chin beard like a mustache and then a separate beard there's an empty spark right here on the sides for your drool to actually come down well the one my favorite

is either I like when it's just a thin Puerto Rican line I love the Puerto Rican line or when they shave everything but the chin that's weird it's like a Kevin Euclust kind of thing like gross

I like the Puerto Rican drawing though it's like the eye brows for the girls and then the guys do it with their chin beard I think we've mentioned this before do you remember not too long ago George Bush the older, the eldest, the first

was in some hot water for touching and making like a lewd joke like a dirty old man joke as a dirty old man now I'm a guy so I feel like I have a bias

and my thing at the time I'll say was yeah I mean I think it's kind of harmless to be 92 and be like my favorite magician is David Cosworth and they were like and then he like squeezed

whatever out of his wheelchair that's a good point I also went further on to say that if you're up in that age as a guy and you're saying things like that

I don't think it's probably what everyone wants to hear but I totally get it and I feel like it's kind of excusable but I know that that's like a male me too, time's up Tom even if you're 97 and out of your fucking mind you should be with it politically correct no he's out of his mind

and I hear that it's very common in old men to grab and say I actually have video of a different man who's old saying some things talk some shit she's a pretty lady you

with all those colors and everything wow and the boobs you are a piece of work is that whitey bulger that's like it right so he's that I like suck on

oh my god let's go to my house why can't suck on why would you want to suck on my chicks because they look lonely there and they're very tempting oh I'm sorry her husband is going to get you

fucking I like to fuck her you're going to have a heart attack but an ass like that is a good way to go you have a good day sir I'm sorry am I wrong to think that it's so funny am I wrong

I'm a terrible person you're women so I have to you know what I always think is really funny and you had a joke like this very early in your comedy career when someone says something messed up to you and then you're like you have a good day but it's like passive aggressive I hope you have a blessed day

I hope you have a blessed day there's some homeless guy your joke on the premise was when you don't give money to the homeless guy and then he's like I hope you have healthy children that's right I hope you have a blessed day that's like how she's diffusing it

I want to suck your tits you have a nice day I've never done that before but it seems like a pretty effective tactic bless your heart I'm so southern that by the way is also what Jennifer Garner said about Ben Affleck

after they split and he got that huge enormous back tattoo and they go so your ex has a phoenix rising out of the ashes tattoo what do you think she goes well as we like to say back home bless his heart

which probably is also covered in a tattoo we just didn't see the front I don't know like I think I've been really torn with the whole movement itself because I never really feel like a good feminist ever

I'm actually writing a TV show about it because I would rather march madness than march with a bunch of you know but I get the upsetness but I feel like there's a lot there's so much false outrage where it's like

I mean at one point it's hard it's like especially with like the comedy the way I grew up at the comedy store when guys were gross and rude to me I'd just be like go fuck yourself get out of here like if somebody they'd kiss me on the mouth and I'd be like

get the fuck out of here you don't get to do that and then I just like ignore them for a little bit and then it's like okay now you're my brother and I know you're never gonna do that again and you would punch the shit out of somebody that tried to so it's almost like I feel like if you tell a guy no and then he does it again

and then there's a problem it's the first time it could be just like them just like not reading the signs right and my like that's how what I've noticed and I mean there's definitely so many scumbags out there but I just feel like I never you get creeped on a lot by comics starting out at the store

oh yeah of course because I was like the fresh me and like that was also when nobody was at the comedy store except for a bunch of degenerates you know and you know there was like that like that guy that had like the like tried to kill himself do you remember that guy no he never talked about it like he tried to kill himself

with a shotgun but he just like never even brought it up on stage that was like the crazy I'm not kidding we're like the complete opposite of Damien you know which I knew Damien before she lost her arm but like after she like never quit talking about it and but

and I was like that guy was the complete opposite where like he never one of my friends in college his uncle shot himself to kill himself and lived yeah and is now it's a hard way to go you don't want to shoot yourself because you got what happened now so you have to do it under here are you do it in the mouth

he did it through the mouth it also depends on the caliber of the weapon you use right like a shotgun is like real he used a shotgun yeah clearly yeah yeah yeah I know I know I have that whole bit about how women are so clean like that's why like we never commit mass murder

because like we would never leave a mess for someone else to clean up well like how we also like when we take our own lives it's really cleanly it's like I took all these pills but I mean I threw the bottle away because that's not your responsibility you know it's not you know I just slipped my wrist in the bathtub so you just drain it I made you breakfast so I'm sorry about your

drain is a nice thing to do just drain it and I made you breakfast so just call somebody and go on with your day but like but it is like it is such a different I don't know how we got on I'm sorry I just completely I think by the way the reason

that an old guy to me it is humorous is the same reason that a kid yeah saying something like yeah curse word it's because there's no you interpret no threat level no words right an old guy being like I'd like to suck on your tits

yeah he's like that guy's not going to do it he you know I mean and you could also hold him down yeah yeah and beat him away and you could completely same reason though old bush saying that joke and like it's like well yeah but he's not he can't do anything he's in a wheelchair

you know you don't know how lucid this guy is I yeah that's the other thing you don't know this kind of stuff probably has been trapped in his mind like 15 it's all just coming out now he's got the Alzheimer's dementia saying I'd like to suck on him is pretty he's gotta have to

he doesn't have teeth so it's not going to hurt oh my god baby yeah it would just be like nubbing like a big you know oh my god like she's never heard this shit before what's wrong with the booze that looks like the uncle from the soprano yes

yeah what's his name old guy I know he's talking about him he's great what's wrong with the booze uncle junior get him out of my house why can't suck on him why would you want to suck on my tits

because they look lovely there and they're very tempting oh I'm sorry oh I'm sorry she shouldn't have apologized see I agree with Tiana on this too it's like you know there's also a level of we need to encourage women to fight the fuck back

yeah you just say shit and to shame people and to call them out and I know that's part of the movement it sounds like that's what's happening but yeah what about like calling them out in the moment in the moment because I think also like I remember certain moments where I would laugh because I was so

uncomfortable and I didn't know what to say and then you get a little bit more confident in who you are and like what you're doing to where you could just be like no get the fuck out of here you know better than that what's wrong with you don't be a creep you know one time I remember Tommy this is years ago when I first started dating

and we showed up together to do a gig I'll never forget this and we introduced ourselves as the comedians and the guy running the show to me goes you're a comedian and immediately you go what is this 19 fucking 50 yeah she's a comedian and I was like wow

like you were so quick on the draw and that's the kind of shit that you know needs to happen I think in terms of the sexual crap too I also like learned so much from you I remember because I remember one time you were telling me about or like John Lovett's or something

was like saying something and you just like put your fork and you were like get the fuck out of it and I was like really you said that to John Lovett I mean we were like so early on in our career like I couldn't even imagine doing that and because you did it I was like

yeah I could fucking say that when these old creepos come walking around and they have all this power I was opening for him in Vegas and I was doing a fine job I was pulling my weight I wasn't bombing or nothing and we go out to a meal after like all the comics that were working

and there's a commercial for bridesmaids and it's killing it's one of the first female cast that's making millions and I go see that and they say women aren't funny and he goes they're not and I was like and I was like what I got so mad at him

and I left I was like okay bye I'm done and I'll never work with him to this day because of that I remember when he was not like he's asked me to work with him well not like he's had a gig for you to work with him that's it there's been a demand for us to work with him we were at the canyon club

and he was hosting and it's such a great host he's good with names he's so fucking bad he was doing like his street jokes and then then he brings us to comics and he was gonna open what became his club

at Universal which was open people don't know but that was around for a while around for like 10 years or something so this was before it opened but he has the plans on his phone so he's like check it out at the club and I go okay I go yeah

yeah the cool like you know comics like we like to have access you know from the green room to the stage he goes I know I'm a comic and I go alright and then we go and then like the sound system I go yeah like what we like is basically when the monitors

he goes I know I'm a comic and so everything that he showed me I would go personally from a comics perspective I feel like this would be the thing to do he's like why do you keep saying that I'm like just to get you he goes I'm designing it the way I want it

it was a completely un-conduced comedy it was like that's the worst it was like the complete opposite first of all here's why it sucked it was three levels stacked like a balcony section so first of all for stand up that has to be the worst layout because laughter dissipates

and people don't want to be looking down it was a Hawaiian theme which made no sense because he loved Hawaii everyone else does too it was so slimming the acoustics were terrible and the audiences were just like

you know whatever tourist washed up wrangled into it used to be a BB Kings that's what it was he had to bring me up one night and they were like he was like the next comic

and who is it and I was like they were like Sarah Tiana I was like it's Sarah Tiana and he was like Sarah Kander couldn't even repeat what the name was

and I just had to be like sorry, remember there were flip-flops on the stage yeah so weird it really went deep on the Hawaii theme it was not fun it was just anybody it was a fucking psycho

this is a video of somebody who at a university they accidentally deleted their thesis from the computer there has to be a failsafe the people recording this learned this afterwards

so that's why it says something but this is what they hear it but you think by now they discovered a failsafe you'd have to hit it the button three times are you sure you want it I don't know

I remember doing this by the way in 6th, 7th grade having a paper at home and the big thing was you would get scared of the home computer almost overheating this thing has been on for a couple hours so I remember I wrote

and I hit save but not save as and it's like the old system and then I had written my thing and then I just hit it off and then go upstairs we had a basement, go to dinner

come down and open and I was like and then the next day I went to my dad's office and used their computer at his office and he had to redo it I'm sure I did it a million times I remember that vividly

my sister just got her PhD and she told me so much about constantly rechecking and rechecking and it's also like you do the thesis you might write 40-50 pages of it

before it can get approved for you to continue writing it and then hers was not approved and then another she called me crying so many times that's exactly the sound I would make the same fucking sound

imagine if you taped your special two times and then they were like we forgot to hit record you'd be like I've had that nightmare where it's like Delia when he taped his last one used a wireless mic

I always do I fucking hate wireless I won't use them the mic went out so he's shooting a special did they pick up audio was he mic'd I mean I don't know

I know he was pretty upset about it I would think so wow that's unnerving that's why I use google drive it automatically saves everything on your document you don't have to save when you're just online

if you open up a document at google docs you don't have to save every 5 seconds it automatically does I just have this one last thing to show you of your dad that I found yeah let me explain let me tell you

the lady called wanted you out of the restaurant wants to have you arrested for trespassing she already served me you want the answer there's the answer you're under arrest for trespassing she already served me

asshole she already served me she already served me you wanna butt fuck me that's what I thought you got a reason to be on top of me motherfucker you have shit

that's a bad day why was your dad so upset he wanted to go eat there he's like why is this guy sitting on me I was sitting there having a drink eating dinner and you decided to fucking molest me and you didn't have a fucking reason to

he's got some spittle period mother fucker period mother fucker period mother fucker period mother fucker that's also one of those things you know you have a good day

if you say period mother fucker conversation is over period mother fucker kiss my pussy kiss my pussy if you're negotiating with someone and you guys are going back and forth and then you say period mother fucker

that person knows you're not giving anymore no more wiggle room it's over you have a good day period mother fucker that's good so that guy was just in a diner

I love the idea too that assholes like this he's just like I was just having dinner he didn't know that they weren't like I was just laughing I was just laughing and you get the full story later that he just threw something

across the restaurant told him he didn't have any money tried to suck her tits those diner crowds you just never know that's how my aunt and uncle met my real terrible redneck aunt and uncle they met because my uncle JR was coming in there

looking for his ex for his wife he had a gun on him because he was gonna kill her and then my aunt was waiting tables and then that's how they met they were both married at the time and they got divorced on saturday and married on monday

on monday? real lucky see buttfuck me that's from the 80s yeah buttfuck buttfuck is like I think buttfuck's gonna make a resurgence

bring it back right now the F word for gay people they just called butfuckers was like the 80s term and then the F word was the 90s term and then buttfucking got so popular it really took off it really took off

it's true buttfuck it's the worst have you buttfucked? no you learn it once and then you go nope not doing this you wanna try it then we'll put a frozen hotdog

up your butt and if you like it then we can do it to me but if you wanna feel like you're giving birth in reverse we went to buttfuck class with nickie lazy we did wait but why a frozen hotdog you know you can buy dildos well yeah I don't know I'm just saying what I have on hand

why don't you peg him with like a little chapstick to get started yeah to get started to warm it up no it's gotta be like what he's gonna have to do to me I'm like no it's gotta be even Steven's round chair will you eat his scrum though what does that mean

will you put your mouth in his dookie shoot no I don't think so no butt licks no butt fucks no butt fingers no butt stuff you don't need butt stuff guys only want butt stuff because it's

you're not allowed that's the reason they want it you're telling them no so we just tell them no on the vagine no you can't have it no more vagina eat my scrum

you wanna butt fuck me this is so romantic really getting into the mood we got ball sniffing yeah sniff those balls it's easy we do that inadvertently you're like well I guess I know

now you always smell balls it's part of the game I could smell it on your hands because you're playing with your favorite toy all day Sarah's speaking truth right now there you go I already know what it smells like

of course lightly graze my face you've asked me where were those hands the hands are always on your nuts and on your asshole and in your crack mostly your butt lately though I don't even care anymore I'm gonna get E. Coli from those hands

we're gonna have two kids together it's all meshed you guys are in it for the long haul yeah that's true maybe I should eat your scrum I feel like everything else is in me and yours I like you know we're so like

you have a cream sickle or what is it called? fluid bonding the what? cream sickles what is that called? a cream pie that's how you think we got here cream sickles that's right Sarah to you working people

see you coming up well I'm gonna go to that diner see if I can get kicked out get arrested all my tour dates are on sarantiana.com I think well this I don't know when this comes out tomorrow night okay so I'll be at

Salt Lake City at Wise Guys this weekend that's a great club so much fun I remember the first time going to Utah I was so nervous about what those crowds were gonna be like and it's insanely great they're so much fun so yeah I think I have that coming up and then

we're writing the VMAs with Tiffany isn't that great when you get to do with like a friend someone you like yeah and the whole reason I have that job is because she just specifically requests so nice she's like such a cool chick and like people don't realize

how amazing of a real person she is and like how she's like I'm bringing everybody with me you know she's so much real real so we just started working on that so I'll do that and then I think next month I'm in Mohegan Sun

yeah the one in Connecticut and then I think I'm in Pittsburgh nice venue what about your roast stuff so for those of you who don't know Sarah she's very involved in all the roast stuff what are you doing with that we have our new roast coming up with Bruce Willis

oh how fun we're roasting Bruce Willis July that's a huge get so I think we start on that at the end of June so literally like it has been a minute right it's been a minute it's been over a year and a half it's usually every year

yeah because the big thing I know about these things too is you want to get a star the bigger the name the better for the whole thing so that is a huge the sweet of the juice yeah it's going to be real fun I'm excited to see what

who else is going to be on there you know with Rob Lowe we didn't you know we had no idea that was to me was like the bad news bears of roast where we were just like oh my god this is going to be awful and then into that being one of the greatest that I've ever written for it was just like

this group of people that were like the bad news bears basically but I have no idea who's going to be with Bruce Willis I'm hoping it's Ashton Kutcher so there's just some like Demi Moore oh sure that's fantastic Demi Moore Eskimo Brothering

I always like when you're surprised by I don't I don't think I guess I don't know him obviously of him as someone like who would laugh at himself that much so that's kind of cool when you see somebody yeah you know because he's a he's obviously a big action star

please make fun of his harmonica playing from the 80s remember when he was look up he was in a band and he would play like the House of Blues and shit and we made fun of him on this show full all the musicians fucking harmonicas you got to take that out

it's not enough to be the biggest movie star I also am a half ass harmonica player it's like all comedians want to be rock stars and all rock stars want to be comics it's like the same thing all actors want to be in a band it's so weird it is really weird

so yeah so we have that coming up and then we'll see hopefully that goes exciting stuff T-bones good for you thank you for having me it's always fun to come over here you remember I think people will remember this

but you guys never told me that you were dating for like three years do you remember that no did we withhold it on purpose? no because each of you thought that the other one hated me that he thought I hated you and you thought that she hated me it was like some other Sarah

and one day I did think that you didn't like Sarah so I was like I'll just not bring it up so I never knew because each of you thought the other one hated me even though we'd see each other and I'd be like so funny I forgot how one day

I love Sarah Tiana and you were like what I fucking love her too then the next day I found out and I was like what they were my favorite people together I didn't expect it to last I'll be honest which thing would happen because it's just two comics

I don't think I'd ever heard a story where two comics really worked out back then it just wasn't it was like Bonnie McFarlane and Rich I think were the only two that we were together back then I don't know people don't realize too we're from the

this is like pretty much our OGs class in other words we were doing bringer shows together we were doing the funniest female contest in Orch County together I think that's actually where I found out that beach what was that club I remember

Martini Blues I just did Huntington this last weekend and it was like down the street from where it used to be oh yeah it was us, Sam Tripoli, Jay Larson Matt Fulcheron Sickle Cell Sickle Cell for sure you know all these dudes

Sam or Tiana all these guys Ari, Natasha most people just drop out man yeah I always tell people the secret to comedy is like not quitting just be here just stay in it

and you get better and then here you are just a quick 15 years later overnight sex the thing is that I remember people who would go nah if it can't happen now I can't do it those are the people that leave those are usually the actors that start in on it or whatever

but no we're all still doing it the other thing I have is that I have a podcast with Rob Riggle he's delightful yeah he is really delightful literally it's called Riggles Fix and I just make fun of him the whole time for not being famous I act like I'm the famous one

but it's very sports centered but we end up talking about ourselves yeah that's how I well if you're gonna find a man okay I know thank god my boyfriend's a sports reporter so it works out perfect I know

you do a podcast with Rob Riggle yeah it all works out yeah all right this closing song is by DJ TJ it's called but you gotta fuck me but fuck me but you gotta butt fuck me you gotta butt fuck me

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