Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura - 576 - Marc Rebillet - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Episode Date: November 4, 2020

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the store has moved all the merch is now at store.ymhstudios.com what's up there chomo hey guys you don't like it oh my goodness we're starting off on a feisty note today okay charo oh charo why did she say that i don't know why she said that is it because you're not dating her anymore oh yeah that's probably why can you you can have sex with your mom but you can't marry your mom is that legal well it's what everyone's talking about because here's the thing well hold on let's wait a few minutes it is what everyone's talking about let's let's wait a minute

so um yeah yeah yeah sorry i want to say what's up to all my queens above 18 and um i hope you had a great week um there's a lot there's a lot to get into number one we have a whole new store new websites all around but the new store is store.ymhstudios.com and in this store it houses um all of all of our stuff but it also lets you break up things into different categories so like there's a merch store just for your mom's house right there's a merch store just for where my mom's at just for christina p just for time so there's even the gene collection so things there it's a lot easier to navigate exciting um it's a beautiful design yeah they did a great job so um thank you very much uh that's where everything is now if you want to support and there's

there's a bunch of new stuff coming to the store there's things like holiday stuff limited vinyls things that are have been um just sent over there so we're very excited about it thank you guys as always for supporting that um the other huge thing that we have to announce is of course we are returning with ymh live number three so the live shows have been a lot of fun the most fun thing that has happened here because of the pandemic has been the live shows um so we're doing number three on friday november 20 tickets are on sale at ymhvirtual.com and you'll probably hear me say this a few times only because it's been brought to my attention so much if you feel like you're definitely going to be you know get a ticket and you want to watch it try to get it in

advance the only um hiccup or problem that exists on the day of the show is that so many people go day of that it it becomes like it overwhelms the tech um yeah don't stress yourself out yeah you'll still be able to get in but that's why people are like i'm trying to get because try to get a ticket even if you get it a few days in advance it's it's much easier you'll get the access code and it will be available for you to watch we're extending the because it's going to be thanksgiving week instead of having it available for a week we're going to have it available through thanksgiving weekend oh well that's so you can watch it you know friday saturday sunday after thanksgiving so it'll be available the whole time and you can watch it of course

with your family this i think is the best family entertainment would be get together with everybody and be like you know what you guys got to sit down and watch this one of my favorite podcast and they do an incredible show of course and that's why we chose november 20th it's right before the holiday it's a great way to celebrate with your ymh family i can tell you a couple things there's going to be a special musical guest on the show um there's going to be a special commete celebrity guest and it is the return of my sister omg maria this is huge omg maria has not been on the show in a long time and she used to be legendary she's coming back just for that live show oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god seriously seriously seriously

seriously oh my god take your fucking scissors oh my god your pudgy fucking monkey hands seriously press the box open cut a hole in it and pour in the goddamn bottle oh my god seriously now what's interesting is that maria was a karen before karen's were invented she was calling the city and getting them to work on potholes and complaining about starbucks long before it had a name yes long before it was trendy yeah maria was paving the way i mean maria if you don't know she would she would call in regularly and she would vent about this is she's since quit coffee which i think is a good thing for sure she used to drink um like the four or five times a day like these triple macchiato things at a certain temperature

caramel drizzle on the bottom of the cup on the side of the cup uh top of the bottom of the wub crib and she would get so and then she was like these lazy fucking cunts don't know how to make it around i was like oh my god no lc's and dc's yeah lazy cunts and dumb cunts lc's and dc's he had a whole code yeah whole code for her world yeah i do i love your impression of her because she talks so fast and i've known her and she goes i don't talk like that like as soon as i go you're doing it right now but the last time i was in person with her she spoke so fast i was like i i watch her lips because i'm like i don't understand and remember i think you're in the room and i was like i don't i don't know and you are like maria you're talking too fast christina can't

understand what you're saying because like it's so hard it is like growing up with someone who speaks another language because i would see she'd be like i'll be able to talk about and she would people go what and then i go she really wants you to bring another fork and they're like oh yeah the caramel drizzle she's like she used to order food she'd go oh my god i was ordering when you prepare those there you know there's a little bit of oil i don't like that it's talking about it like that actually a little bit of oil but i know you guys that usually break out the and they go oh my god what and i go she wants she wants to use a little bit of oil when you prepare this not like butter or anything and i go okay well she's like i know you can do it

because she worked in the in the restaurant business for a while i'm in the business yeah so when she she would go to restaurants and she would customize everything yeah like they love that restaurants appreciate that especially during a rush you know how we have a menu it's just like let me uh let me rewrite it for you right now she's one of those people that has to ask 50 000 questions so let us is the meat like is that organic is it grass pad okay this is grass pad okay okay how we could cheese this on there do you have my chico cheese my chico and i remember there was a point where she we didn't have children yet and she told us that her two-year-old son's favorite food was salmon yeah and manchego cheese yeah and i was like there's no

way you don't understand there's no way it's like that's my jam we call her hurricane maria in the family so she used to be on our show regularly then she got she got gun shy because of like the reach of the show and the fact that she's in the workforce right so now she's uh she's really excited to participate in the live show because there's a little more you know of a bubble around it and it's uh not safe for work which is perfect for her so she's so much fun you guys are just going to love her we love her yeah she's great she's hilarious okay let's start the show yeah oh my gosh you have so much to get in yes here here you go blow me up i think you're really gonna like this okay here you go question for the ladies why why do you always

push away the nice guys and go for the douchebags oh is randy don't bring anyone loving to this okay it's pretty valid question for the ladies out there and since you're the only lady here what do you think well I mean just on a cosmetic level you know you got to look in the mirror first and go am I ready to go outside today am I ready to make a video I mean I understand that men don't care as much sometimes about their appearance but brah you got a whole white baby between you that's a whole white baby right there oh shit what is that I don't

understand what happened wait what's what what are you talking about the crater the gunshot wound in between his eyes this poor man needs medical attention he's got a hole I don't know what you're talking about he needs help yeah yeah he needs medical attention yeah I mean it's not it's not lost to me that I looked just like this guy you do not you just because he has a beard and eyebrows I get I get what the staff did they're like oh we found a tom look alike and then this will be funny I get it but like look I'm looking in the mirror right now not really do what's going on can we show through this he needs to yeah I mean I think he just has like some lesions and like some acne and then there's just a hole

like a pretty decent size hole in the middle of his face brah but he's like I mean what's up with you ladies you know just why just curious just curious rejected more times and I can count yeah only to find out that they go for these days either him cheat on him treat him like shit and every other thing under the sun but yet push away the guy that's gonna be there for him like gold and not insult them just curious why it's a mystery guys I think he's probably a really nice guy he's a sweet guy I think he's a sweet guy and he's a he may be is a little like a little detached from reality a little bit a little bit a little bit in that you know what there is that there are ladies for him there are yeah this guy can get a lady you can not

ugly but I would first just like it's like get a bandage you know I mean no seriously like why wouldn't you just put a bandage on right just a band aid or a band aid even a hero themed one like a spider-man one yeah you may want to pack the open lesion pack it or you know what have a medical professional do it I wouldn't even do it myself I would just go to like a nurse yeah be like do you notice something can you cover it for me that CVS pharmacy has that walk-in clinic the minute clinic hey you know how there's an open wound on my face could you yeah cover it for me yeah before I make a video about how women are tripping yeah yeah yeah I mean I'd say women are very forgiving of people's appearance men's yes they are yeah women are unbelievable in that I

mean they there's no comparison yeah men I've hung out with so many men who nitpick I mean the that's why I can't date her you know you're like what yeah like they're like you got that one tooth like what are you talking about men yeah is it weird she's got weird wrists and you're like the fuck and then women will date like any guy that they like no matter his physical flaws as they they see the value in the personality the sense of humor you know the good nature like I feel like you see that so much more from women than from men yeah that in and of itself let's be and I've seen men that you cannot believe have a girlfriend or wife I know and and they found it so like the idea that this guy you know he's down I get it but here's the thing oh sorry no no go ahead I don't know

if it's the altruism of women necessarily but I think that they're really good-looking men out there who know it it's like a loaded gun it's like being a hot chick and they can't handle that much power so they're generally not in my opinion as cool as like a yeah it's like a regular looking guy but the same that also goes for women because like women that are really beautiful and like like not just know it but let you know that they know it it's it's it's incredibly unattractive right yeah and then you're attracted to the woman with a personality you know like I mean she can be obviously wanted to be attractive but like the the girl who's not like relying on that only yeah yeah so I guess vanity is just unattractive it's unattractive of course

gender sex yeah they don't exist but you know what I mean but this is wild like this this too is is a lack of like self self-care like neglect you need to go to doctor he probably has I bet he has a real like an explanation for it which is fine but just like just chill on making videos or blaming yeah you know I mean like just be like I'm about to shoot a video I'm gonna get a hat you know with a really low brim yeah I'm gonna pull a hat down below my eyes or a scarf he could tie a handkerchief or a scarf around his bandana bandana would be perfect good look yeah good low low bandana on those eyes aviatorer yep glasses wide glasses there you go yeah Tom show them your Gucci's I'll show you right yeah this is exactly what he needs to do

hey I got a question for women out there okay how come you always go for the douchebags and not the nice guys you look so crazy how about that you look why do you only date guys that hit you and cheat on you we have to get mad you stupid bitches no because he's not like that he's gonna be he's gonna be but he's not like that turn in cell soon enough no he's in cell he is he is that might be a hole that he dug in his face from not not not not in so long he's just like he just tore his face over it's the calm eating his this is the calm eating his face away inside babe you look super crazy in these glasses I feel cool if you wore those like if I were to meet you today and I had this I'm like that guy's freaking out of his you wouldn't go out

with me no why not be a deal just role play go ahead how's it going how's it going with you man I'm doing good you're looking in in charge what kind of coffee you got there can't take you seriously why not I'm a fucking joke to you bitch that's the kind of guy that's the kind of guy because you don't I want to say I want to say that you didn't pass the psych eval to work in law enforcement like you desperately want to be that's a very common theme amongst guys that wear those amongst guys that have a lot of rage they're like what's going to be a cop I don't know they were fucking assholes okay right for some reason I can't care man I don't know I'm doing security right now that's what you look like really you like society won't

let you carry a gun yeah but I know I know how to read the law I know what the law says and I know how to fucking enforce it too you know I mean yeah like for instance yeah if you fuck your mom I'm going to put you in jail wait but it's not here's the deal man is it illegal to fuck your mom it's a really important question and legal scholars I've seen I saw this segment on CNN last night where they were going back and forth about it was this part of the presidential debates that we got to see if you are elected president will you allow people to fuck their moms vice president Biden you answer first you have two minutes uninterrupted okay read it well you know I used to fuck my mom so let's see sexual relations between family

members who are not spouses formerly known as incest formally oh yeah I thought it was illegal across the US because of the harm that can cause to family relationships really they're protecting the relationships with that law incest is illegal incest often can be charged as a violation of a different law such as child malice child abuse child molestation rape or statutory okay let's be clear here we're talking about adults having sex I'm talking about somebody who's you know 25 having sex with their 55 year old mom that shouldn't be a problem and it looks like what they're trying to do with the fake news media and some of these motherfuckers in Washington are saying is no you can't fuck your mom what I'm here to tell you is that you can fuck your mom or

your dad as long as you don't flaunt it if long as you don't you know make it a big thing and post videos of it online I'm encouraging you to as an adult have sex with your parents have sex with your siblings but do it behind closed doors and do it as consenting adults good point but what if you're so taken with your mom or your dad that you want to marry them shouldn't you be but that's the thing I think what you have to do is they they they hate us because they ain't us and the what they're trying to they're trying to prevent that from happening they're trying to say that you can't and I and here's the thing they legally they don't see the upside to that and what you're going to have to do is pretend you're going to have to put rings on each other's fingers and say

you know do a ceremony in your living room but you can't announce that you're marrying I wouldn't announce that yeah who would you who would you marry your mom or your dad I mean I would have to say I'd marry my dad we just get along so well and I think that like getting along is the kind of the key to a marriage it kind of is it's really is in the long run it's really as important as sex but you may not have an active sex life when you marry my dad would be so upset to have sex with me like I feel like just talking to him a few times I don't think he would do it I don't think he would I don't think he would either because I was like dad will you go down me he'd be like what like dad we're married dad we're married yeah marry your dad god then you'd have to do his little

back scratchies every night and see him in his boxer shorts every night and be excited you'd have to clean out the skids on his boxer shorts you remember what time he wiped his ass with the Comforter yeah remember that yeah then he goes he just left shit on the Comforter he goes what it's just a little bit of shit like you're gonna have to deal with all of that that's what your mom deals it's just a little bit of shit but wouldn't you rather marry your mom she's way cleaner she cooks she cleans yeah it's just a better arrangement your dad's kind of a grody very gross it is true hello hello okay oh boy uh i'm in the farm in the farm you know what i'll call you back in a few okay i'll call you back okay okay okay sounds busy okay he's one of those guys still that he's

he's old enough to not have the idea that you that you don't answer calls you don't know like he's still will he'll answer any phone call you know i mean like you know anybody like under 50 is like oh it's a it's a number i don't recognize i'll just let this go my dad's still like who are you what do you want from me i know i just assume it's amazon and i'm always like nah straight to voicemail dude every number that i i think every once in a while i'll see a certain number where i'll i'll be curious i'm like oh is this somebody like my agency's office or something i don't answer you don't know but i feel like 95 percent of the time if it's just a number i don't answer yeah i don't answer and also i don't listen to voicemails if you call me just don't don't do that don't you know

what the other worst thing is just text me bro when like when friends call like uh unless it's somebody you feel like talking to like when one of your friends starts calling i'm like what are you calling me bro like text me let me let me decide whether this is something that merits a phone call because it feels like such an assault it does just call you it's like whoa i didn't we agree on that of all my friends there's only three i want to talk to yeah the other ones i don't want to talk to like i want them to live not spend and have healthy lives but yeah but i don't want to talk to them not not in the middle of your day yeah exactly oh i'm here with the kids we're cooking dinner and the phone rings no i want the tech i want a text to be like hey you

know i want to talk to you about blah blah blah and then i can be like meet me somewhere maybe i'll talk to you then meet me somewhere yeah yeah okay that's a loud itch all your scratchies are so loud i like to make a formal announcement um you're jewish i know well that too yeah that's unconfirmed but since the beginning of uh this pandy as whiskey ginger says that's that's there bobby lee and sentino called the pandy that's tiger belly no that's uh bad friends bad friends yeah um so ever since the pandy began i've been um unable to sleep um unassisted yeah i basically get drunk or high every night now here's an i'm sorry drunk drunk sorry drunk and i've switched to getting high now i am now joining you i am two milligram tina what's up what's up

and big time big time i might go to two and a half this week because i am building up a tolerance to my edibles yeah i really enjoy it the only problem is with me and pot is that it really activates my brain gene like it relaxes me but then i have such clear visions you know like i see the world too clearly it's like i see the matrix um it alcohol shuts my brain off milligrams yeah alcohol shuts it down yeah and all my thoughts are like that's fucking lame bro pot activates it does so what do i do do i just keep persisting if i'm being honest to you yeah mix them up mix them together mix alcohol and pot yeah that's the best seriously yep but well okay i'm afraid no that's fine you're taking two milligrams

yeah cross phados barbados dog that's what they call it hello hey man hey buddy how you doing good hey how's it going what are you doing well i just got in from uh car wash and the pharmacy you know good good i have an exciting day right can i ask you a question yeah uh do you think people should be able to marry uh their parents and their siblings if they want to no how come because the next generation of uh in that family tree could be really ugly okay yeah i mean you got me you know they could they could be born with you know 35 teeth and sure more toes do you okay well hold on do you object to just the act of uh of people in their own family having sex with each other

yes yes thank you but wait what if they're not you know what if they're not like procreating they're just like having fun yeah they're just having a good time they just love having sex with their dad or their mom or their siblings that's too bad it's i don't go for that you don't go for that why no don't go away why why jeez no one's getting hurt i think no one's getting hurt it's like a 25 year old guy and his 58 year old mom and they just they enjoy each other's company they want to have sex what's the problem i think it was just and it's disgusting to even think about that well i don't i love you i know too buddy i love you too but i'm not having any desire to have sex with you okay that can i tell you something

yeah that really hurts my feelings you know okay i think i mean ask him where he doesn't find attractive you know there's something i don't think some past in life i've never even thought about yeah i know this is a new one for me too and you get on a couple of them today so you don't think i'm attractive at all i thought i thought about some awful things in my life you know and and entertain some horrible things but but this chapter is one that uh i've never even thought about so just to be clear you've never thought about having sex with any of your siblings or your parents or anything like that no okay nor their dogs nor their dogs and or might as well get on the table none of their animals

and none of their anatomical correct dolls okay okay cool well now the point is clear and although everybody here is disappointed i'm glad that you were honest i know you are um look i gotta run but i'm gonna call you i'll call you later okay i love you i had to tell you a little bummed out i'm surprised my dad doesn't want to have sex with me at all you know what we haven't even addressed yet because we record these in advance what the election was yesterday oh right and we're like la la la that's true i don't think i don't i wonder if you're watching this right now we don't know i don't know if the election results are known yet like by the time this is coming out but i don't know the world could be totally different today

yeah could be we could wake up and uh oh my gosh who knows hello mr farthing no no no no no no no diarrhea today no it's really weird to have your dad be like i'm not attracted to it is weird you know i mean because you guys do look alike there must be some like that guy like that guy some attraction and you are the most attractive of your siblings arguably i would say he brought up fucking dogs tom i know you met a pug this morning so here's what happened yeah on our way here i stopped to get coffee and i get out and of course i put my mask on and i went and i got a coffee and i see a lady sitting there with a pug on her lap right at this coffee place and i'm right away i'm like this bitch you know i knew she was trying to get attention and she's using

it to get laid so i go nice pug you fucking whore you know because i know what she's doing because i i realize there's certain pets yeah that you're you're that they're basically call signs they're signifiers yeah they're signaling you know exactly what it is yeah like you know what a what a corgi is right a corgi i think represents animal cruelty yeah because you're like i like a dog to be so disproportionate like those little legs barely do anything exact or just like the what is it the hot dog the wiener dog the wiener dog you're like oh you're mocking the disabled because that's basically you like to see people in wheelchairs and crutches and yep and you're saying to everybody you like animals to suffer because at some point that back is gonna

it's gonna it's gonna be older and it's gonna cause pain to that dog so you enjoy animal suffering is what a doxon says i've every single time i've seen someone with a german shepherd holocaust denier every time without failure without failure without failure you go you walk past the german shepherd and just say jew and they'll start barking yeah i know and they bark right away and they're violent but i'm being serious don't you when you see someone with a german shepherd i do i do and unconsciously i just i go like that guys guys racist this guy's racist is because they are they're like aggressive now now also pitbull i go gangbanger now i i didn't say mexican i said gangbanger or someone who is it who wants to be

tough you're like oh you're a tough guy of course tough guy of course what do you think about huskies huskies who owns a husky who owns a husky i think of a dirty pussy and i think i think of birkenstocks lesbians lesbian vibes yeah strong lesbian uh in the mountain west i think i think she's in colorado she's in idaho she paints she sculpts you know sculpts that in her husky like legs she has hairy legs and she's like you know the thing is with medicare for all and you're like shut up husky so yeah that's what i think of now what do you think of somebody who's got a snake for a pet mental problems yeah i think severe emotional disturbances really you know who you are you know you are you know you are if you have a fucking python if your pet can murder and eat

you like you're all kinds of fucked up but here's the thing is that those pet owners will say no snake he loves me do you know you haven't spent enough time with snakes and you're right i haven't but the snake has a brain the size of my thumbnail and that that snake all that snake knows is like this guy brings the dead mice yeah this guy brings rabbits to me yeah choke out and i eat in one bite so that's who you are am i gonna eat the rabbit or the guy today the snake owner the snake owner is like he loves me no he doesn't he loves the rabbits yeah he loves rabbits doesn't love you bro there's no love in their heart what are you talking about those emotionless eyes yeah i mean snakes 24 7365 are just like they don't even have eyelids bro yeah they don't have eyelids

they're like this guy's special this is a he's a real sweetheart that's my favorite one pet owners say that about like fucking spiders and shit oh now you think the tarantula owner well wait we've talked about horse girls and how horse girls are crazy they fuck they fuck the the female tarantula owner is bonkers yeah now a guy doing it you're like okay this guy's anti-social he's got incel proclivities but a girl that's super weird super weird yeah of course yeah i think uh what about retrievers golden retrievers i feel like the girl would be the kind who wouldn't i wanted to golden retrievers you're onto the tarantula go ahead go sorry so i feel like the girl with the spiders is the one who if her spider got out she doesn't overreact oh that's terrifying i mean you'd be

like is that a fucking wolf spider on your wall and she'd be like that's sammy got out i'll go get him and you're like oh my god and i would i would break up immediately immediately you would dump me if i had a spider absolutely right away as soon as i found out i'd be like i don't want to be a part of this yeah what about um giant snails i saw a woman on youtube i saw this woman who she has like a big french snail and she's like i've got to clean it every day i mean clean it's poop okay and you're like what are you doing with the snail i think it's less it's definitely less of a red flag i just feel like you're kind of weird you know slimy i question your hygiene but like i don't feel like it's as revolting as huge spiders and stuff mm-hmm what about golden retrievers what

kind of people um i think actually usually that's like sweethearts kind of classics they're people who like vanilla ice cream yeah they're they're like basics no i mean like they're golden retrievers are the only dogs that i've ever been around where i'm like this is like an angel dog i know it's like the stereotypical dog it's like when you think of a dog you're like a lassie right it's a dog no no lassie's a collie oh i like collie collies are kind of dumb right yeah they're dumb no i think they're great i don't think so but what about people with a french bulldog i feel like those those are so 2018 you know oh my god they're so cute they are dogs are great dogs are so much better than and if you don't like dogs you're a fucking cunt that's so true speaking of um

um hot topics yeah the megan megan megan megan oh that was a big discussion do you want to read some of the sure emails right here okay the feedback on megan megan the megan debate hey mommy's christina is right on this one my parents did the honorable thing and spelled my name phonetically correct megan pronounced may gun most people spell it megan and pronounce it the same however there are some megan's out there with an h that that might pronounce it megan but they are just sound r-worded the megan in question pronounces her name megan like tom thinks it's pronounced and they are likely a dumb slut but as a general rule megan's are good girls it's the rachel's heathers and britney's you gotta watch out for that is so true hope this email was insightful

keeping high and tight megan so insightful thank you megan here's the other megan dilemma here we go what's up tony and chris i was not born a megan but i identified with their community as i am a reagan more often than not illiterate tomos like tim pronounced simple names like this wrong it's a common mistake many people with chromosome issues have so i'm not surprised that todd had difficulty you pronounce reagan just like ronald reagan this is also the way you pronounce megan just replace the r with an m clearly the always hydrated mommy crystal understands this one of the many reasons she is the true personality champ it's so simple simple even brent would get it right so toby please do us a favor tighten your jeans a bit they're pretty low and loose

tata there reagan okay so far that's two for team i mean did you only pull those i didn't pull josh zolo pulled emails okay hey trinton christa i'm writing in regards to the whole megan megan debate i'm married to my super cum slut wife megan pronounced the right way megan oh all the time people ask her how it's pronounced i don't know why the fuck anyone would think it's pronounced megan unless they are totally talked out of their mind though there are many ways to spell this name no matter how fucking stupid it gets like the whores whose parents decided to put the h in their child's name it will only and always be pronounced megan so like usual christina you are totally wrong and our triple c thick king tom is right as always keeping it

high and tight piss on me and beat me justin from jacksonville well i am a offended and surprised shocked yep mm have you changed your position on megan are you still here's one from a megan herself let's hear it she says per your request here's an explanation from megan as tom pronounces this has always been an internal debate my entire life i think after 33 years i've figured it out first of all the proper pronunciation is in fact megan but in christina's defense that's only because of how my name is spelled those poor ignorant cum guzzling whores named megan have different nonsense ways of spelling their what in their names like m a g a n the fuck is that m e g h a n m e m a e g a n and i've even seen a m e e g a n from time to time

like the word me followed by again so megan is for the real bottom of the barrel dumpster fire twats if someone's name is spelled like mine and still pronounces it megan it just means they're illiterate tick-tocked are worded mentally handicapped most people most often these types have so much crusty semen in and around their mouth it prevents them from speaking correctly now being referred to by the less educated as megan doesn't necessarily offend me because we can all be disgusting whore bags from time to time i was a megan in college it sometimes reminds me i'm still one of the cool guys however the responsible adult version of the name is in fact megan big fan of the show love you both and all of the ymh family keeping it high and

tight and not being stingy megan it's megan so we had you know listen back and forth i understand you would not believe how many emails came in came in wait that's two milligrams talking what are you saying right here in a dove so uh me and any were having lunch with zolo the other day any and i excuse me yes and uh zolo was telling us about his friend greg but he kept on calling him graig oh boy graig oh boy and he couldn't even hear the correction huh graig graig graig graig it's almost like craig and graig graig together craig craig but he's saying graig yeah graig that's gotta be wrong that's so it definitely is a graig why did you say it graig yeah graig that's just silly hey what's up zolo

are you there yeah so what's your friend's name graig wow graig yeah but you don't say graig now i do let's hear it can you say right can you say graig graig but you were saying graig graig graig say milk milk okay some people say milk well i was saying egg oh egg like oh instead of egg an egg yeah egg i think i say is that like how your parents pronounce it an egg maybe i don't know where i got it from but like you know and how do you pronounce me g an i say megan yeah could be california thing it might be but yeah i'm gonna try to shift my pronunciation on those from now on well i think that the jury's out on megan megan because we've got two in

support of my jury's in on egg so you just know that and graig yeah graig graig graig's clearly graig yeah i got it now i mean this kid's in college he's still learning you know i know i stopped finished yet he's not he didn't get his degree yet watch he's gonna leave he's gonna graduate and be like i want to talk to all the gregs eggs and megan's out there he's gonna know i have all the confidence in the world yeah yeah yeah hot topic it's very hot very interesting especially in today's world we cover the most important how do you say bu ff et buffet yeah i say buffet sometimes you do that's how top dogs does it buffet he's like they got a buffet there but i wonder great deal but he's going back and you can just keep eating until you feel sick i love buffet but is it is that

improper to say buffet because your dad says that he's american you can go to the buffet it's not a is it buffet buffet what do you say zolo buffet buffet i say buffet yeah that sounds correct to me buffet okay all right i got something to show you okay oh and also i'll read this in a moment but just so you know i have an admirer no tom i'm jealous i know i'm your admirer no there's somebody else there's some competition out there no i know i'm not shaking hand with anybody yeah but uh so don't you i don't like guy what about me don't you understand i don't like you don't you fucking get it porno and dipshit rubs off i wouldn't piss on your face it was on fire god damn why is it so fucking hard for you to understand that i'm not bullshitting you

yeah all i see is a thousand problems in the room i i don't see a one fucking solution there you go just a little damn pain i lift up your spirit today i hate you because it's like your porno and your loser is rubbed off Jesus he's unbelievable is that it that's it that's the clip yeah i've been following his instagram account and it's just full of bangers like this oh shit is so funny dude this is something that i wasn't sure of for a long time and now it's been confirmed so let me remind you first of the benadryl guy if you don't know okay this was a big clip for us the benadryl guy a lot of people still still bring up benadryl with every post so he definitely left an impact on people before you have sex if you want to be horny for two or

three hours like you've never been in your life no thanks and you have access to marijuana too good weed listen to me true weed alone can get you really horny or the normal but benadryl take about 10 12 benadryl before you want to have your sexual fun with your partner or whatever you do your masturbate all right so he was he he goes on just to give great advice but this clip then brought about other clips and he was just known as the benadryl guy i had heard last year that he died no and i and i didn't get any yeah i didn't get any follow-up and now it's confirmed oh he did he passed away are you serious yes we lost another ymh star i know it's too bad we didn't get to know

him at all but because of the fact that he has since passed and we were able to locate his library of of videos and messages we pulled one just to kind of honor the benadryl guy i think we should because he was he was pretty cool he brought so much joy found this one just um rest in peace benadryl guy why would anybody want to want a girl around i mean all they do is talk a lot and it doesn't even make any sense they're not good at chess they're not good at video games all they do is talk a lot and show their their gorgeous little body and then they pretend like it's god's gift to the earth and you can't touch it or have it well who cares the hell with them don't think they're good for a sex a cat is good to hug and love and love forever

you're stupid enough to want to marry a stupid woman of any kind of this place a human woman man are you are you out of your mind all they do is make you horny and then they leave and that's it that's how they've ever been good for go ahead and marry a dog or a cat but don't marry a human woman they smell bad everything they expect you to be uh god's gift to them and never give anything to you do they know why you gotta go out with them a hundred times you never get to even know anything about them to hell with them they're stupid they're women they're human especially american women man they don't even allow hokers why because oh it's so horrible it could sell everything else and screw everybody but screwing and screwing people out of their money is a whole

different thing isn't it rest in peace benadryl guy gosh i really wish i i'd seen this video before because it really rounds out who the person is we just thought he was the guy who liked to get super horny and for two hours and benadryl but now he's very sad he's so he does look good there he looks good this is one of his best looks yeah the beard is trimmed he's a sweet guy he could have found a nice woman you know a nice chair yeah good fan there's a lot of box checked on this one you know i mean well he's got that nice fold up chair in the back too the girl could sit down there yeah welcome over sit down my fold out chair this poor man well i mean rest in peace yeah rest in peace benadryl too bad that he's gone because he and i could have been friends i

got i can't even look at you there's a thing i am married um it's open it's an open marriage not an open marriage but all right well we're working out the details we're working out the details but people people think that we're swingers and stuff because we joke like this and we're totally bad you have to stop saying this we're not into that so wait do you like being married yeah to a human woman i do i like cats more but i like i like a human woman yeah women are fucking stupid and they're not good for anything but women cancel tom but here's an email i got and i i don't mean to make you jealous but i just want you to know this came into my inbox and i'm kind of curious i want to put out there a response first i'll read you the email this is unsolicited

what are you trying to do to me i'm just saying this is unsolicited and i i haven't had it something like this happened to me so i i feel like i should are you telling me that women don't constantly hit on you look let's let me read this email and then you can comment okay here's what it says hello how are you today strong open okay that's that's what i open my email and i see and i i'm like hmm what is this okay hello how are you today i am mary single woman and you i am looking for a man who is honest faithful loyal sincere caring and loving man who is willing to give me his love and heart well i'm a loving caring honest woman with average smarts although not into games i have morals looking for a man who is the same i'm man of his words i can be independent but looking to

find someone i can rely on this is my a email you can message me or hit me on google hangout she sounds like perfect do you do do not do you do you she's unsolicited i'm just getting messages like yeah but i don't i'm so jealous she sounds perfect why don't you go makes we loved her and then well you like her so much i'm just saying mary mary photos of her or they are oh she's in a picture well i'm jealous i don't want to see me i forgot that she better be something special writing to my husband like this what do you think you are bitch i'm sure this is definitely her claw her face up oh my god seriously there's there's no way

that this girl is not the one who wrote the email of course that's the same lady her english looks that's her it is her and she's probably god she's desperately sending unsolicited emails to just the men across the world you know i i can't compete with her tom do you do you you are not do you do do you do do are you here for games are you here for games um she's not the author something tells me she's not the author of that letter oh wait did we get an email about the coach slapping it we did oh i did hear yeah can i see what it is sure because i'm so curious this is a video that came in last week let's see here if you guys missed it i respect his adidas suit that's the newer one okay so we got the translation this is a coach

and what he says as he's slapping those players is i'll kill all you bastards you motherfucking faggots i fuck all of your pussies i fuck your mouths and faces you brats what is this disgrace that is your turkish translator uh zenyep oskan thank you very much for that translation zenyep and that is a lovely message thank you for bringing it to our attention you love abuse of coaches i do love your favorite language i love it yeah it is one of my absolute favorite language yeah yeah yeah um probably because your parents never talked to you this way you think so yeah yeah when you have someone in your family that does their shit too you're like that's good i'm good i'm good yeah you don't like that and this is like every eastern

blocker parent calling you and just be like you fucking yeah of course it's terrible oh it looks like there's something i should bring to your attention yeah before we break here i'm excited this old clip from our show uh oh oh no better um celebration of this podcast than if legitimately in episode 400 we can get you to open up your eyes open up your heart open up your mind and ultimately open up your mouth to lick my rear end never it's never gonna happen can you just but can you just for this episode no for the episode can you entertain the idea listen if we have doctors right in if somebody can assure me in the medical community listening that it would not result in me getting hepatitis or some horrific disease then yeah go ahead look how full my hair

was excuse me then yeah go ahead i mean i'm i'm just marveling at how good i looked excuse me pregnant here excuse me i think i was pregnant your your yeah sorry i was you said you would if the doctor signed off on it yeah so can't even grow my hair that long excuse me what you said you would if a doctor signed off that you wouldn't get hepatitis which doctor signed off on that you said if doctor who did no doctor signed off on it what do you mean we just have to ask the doctors to write in the doctors can i can i have a doctor of my choosing sure sure well but here's a deal man will you groom back there i'm afraid of licking hair yeah no i want to get professionally waxed i'll get professionally wax if you wax it yeah and i can have a letter from dr drew

can we call him right now ask dr drew ask him if it's if i can't get any kind of disease from what you call my phone and the boys have it for lunch okay if i cannot get a disease hepatitis or fecal to oral bacterium then you'll do it i will strong i mean look you have me on tape if it's something you really you really want yeah you really want this i want to hold your head down there you didn't mention that part well that's just going to come you didn't mention that part that you can hold my head down there how will we do it will you be in the baby the happy baby with your legs pulled back yeah or will you make your bend over and push my face in there like a dog no in the change my di di position that is so vile i'm going to get it all waxed and

clean for you and you'll have a doctor's note i promise and you can bring the nose and you can say you can go the doctor said i was supposed to come here and get my medicine and i'll be like oh yeah yeah i'll be the pharmacist here's your medicine right here but i'm pretty sure licking a b-hole it's gonna stop wondering stop fine call drew i will how about we take a break call him we let him know because we had a column from this line just let him know their phone calls come okay make sense let's take a break you'll eat my ass soon we'll be right back and we are back with a very handsome and talented performer you maybe have listened to his uh music you may have watched his youtube videos we're incredibly entertaining may have seen him on tour

it's the very very talented and funny mark ruby oh yes well done tom yes you like that yeah how was your french by the uh it's exceptional it is it's exceptional is it really yeah i mean well it's not exceptional but it's it's conversational and oh it is yeah yeah i'm half french dual citizen you're a dual citizen that's one of the dopest dual citizenship you can yeah it is it is i mean it's all of the eu i couldn't do uk now could i i don't think i know you're you're about yeah that's it it's over if it's not over it's about to be yeah yeah i mean they were on their way out yeah and it's gonna be real fun for trade and travel it's gonna be great everything in your it's really gonna be great yeah i did a tour there last year and and that it had already been you know

voted on and they were like you will not this will be a burden next time like you come in and to leave and everything just like enjoy this now enjoy this now yeah world dude yeah i have french envy a little bit i'll just admit it you know but you know what it is right i am but it's that you guys the french are are a little aloof and and and it's like a club yes that didn't want you to come in that's exactly right then you're like oh i want to be in yeah and then yeah you know and they're like one of the only they're very bitter bitter and if you like um you know like in a lot of places if you travel if you're like um uh uh bonjour no and they're like good try yeah and then the french are like please don't try yeah they're like jesus christ what are you doing they're correct you over

and over oh yeah yes because i if i know anything from watching emily in paris that's where i've done my research yes can i can i absolutely make yourself comfortable be very comfortable it's that the french are not very welcoming of her oh god yeah they're not who is that's lily collins i don't know her name she's gorgeous and she's fun and but how do you so how do you make friends with other french people do you just i generally don't oh generally to also your english voice is like broadcast worthy you know that yeah you have like a coming up next on your mom's house right i mean it's it's kind of freaky yeah you've got the whole look like the announcer decade of smoking i think that's what it is and that's a very french way of explaining it yeah i smoke i live life i smoke what

yes what do you want from me you don't smoke or you one of these people can't say what you don't smoke so stupid what the fuck is wrong with you yeah but the french do you have something in that their culture is pretty rad like food's great sure it's a paris is gorgeous the language is gorgeous the people are gorgeous i went into a full fantasy in in paris last year so i had this run you know like ten city run yeah and i had two days in paris and the whole time like i would go on walks and be like you know i could i could move here i could i could do that you're talking to yourself you're like i could i could just this is something i could do like that whole time you're there you're just like it's like a magical place it really is i i live there for a year i was extremely poor and

it's just like it's not a good way to live it's hard when you're that's like new york city living exactly it's the worst it's just like it fucking sucks yeah i remember going to new york uh in my early 20s yeah and you know like when you live in other parts of the country and you're like i'm gonna travel i i have 300 dollars for where i'm going and you're like that's fine trip and then in new york you're like i had lunch and it's over yeah same in paris i can't even go home i can't afford to go home it's such a bummer i went to paris in the late 90s in college oh yeah and i couldn't afford like a baguette and a coke i remember it's like 20 euro i remember it's like i'm not prepared for this you know the bar always changes for like the uh the price of what is the

beginning like the entry level expensive hotel room and like 20 years ago if you traveled most of north america and you would say 300 dollars right 300 dollars really that's a 300 hotel room that meant like a five-star hotel right yeah and i remember staying i was like i'm staying in a 300 dollar hotel room in new york and it was a fucking dump it's like i was like did i get the wrong hotel and they were like no no no just you only have 300 dollars so this is why you stay here i was like this leads you into the cellar it's so bad and i remember shopping and i was like how much are nice hotels and they were like 1500 dollars and i was like what i didn't even i couldn't wrap my head around i was like who has that i know who has that to spend the night i didn't

understand and even those nice rooms in new york are teeny tiny yeah they are they are they're like beautifully done they're decorated they're well designed but they're cute little cubicles yeah when was your year there uh like in college like abroad a year abroad it was after college i dropped out of college oh you did yeah and i was i like worked a few jobs and broke up with a girl and felt shitty about it and i was like i could and like a co-worker of mine was like you know dude you can just like you have citizenship you can just like move yeah over there you just like do that so great oh shit you're right i was like 22 maybe and you're both your parents are from france my dad is or was rest rest in power um rest so did he look did pops um do the thing

were you were born in the states uh yeah i was born in i was born in texas but he right away reached out like to the consulate or whatever and was like it's i it's like a birth oh they don't even care i think i just like hat or i had it yeah and have it but i guess you have to like get the passport but i just think by birth i'm a citizen that's it i think yeah great to check with my mom but yeah when you get when you so your mother's american though yeah she's from south carolina so like real white lady super white lady yeah who speaks beautiful french wow she has a great ear like she's developed the accent and did they did they get to know each other in france though or in the states yeah she met him in paris like oh it's total fucking slimy romance story where she

was at like place de l'opéra and stopped you know my dad was like rolling through in a car she asked for a cigarette he asked her to dinner oh wow dinner and then they like walked around paris and kissed over the senate everything i was like yes that's like our story that's exactly what happened exactly what happened you were smoking a cigarette when i met you yeah she was outside the cat club on the sunset strip oh really and i was like i'll give you 60 bucks backside of this building that is so sweet yes that's just so adorable and i was like madame bonsoir bonsoir get out of here yeah that was really one time okay i remember this for my first time in paris i went i've been to paris what three times i think yeah the first time i went

i went to uh the notre dame i've been there notre dame well almost lost it recently i know i know and then homeboy lva gem donated like 800 million dollars like the richest guy france was like i'll fix it yeah which is amazing but so we this is back before the euro right so this is like everyone has their own currency yeah and so we're you when you leave there's like a there's basically a gift shop and it's all americans in line and this guy's like uh you know puts his stuff there and the lady goes 40 and he goes uh dollars and she goes sir we are in france we speak french and we use france why would it be dollars perfect answer and he's like i'll be not just i'm just trying to get it i was it bucks what that's the answer you're going to get from any french store owner yeah

shopkeeper well it's as anything it's as insane as somebody coming here and be like was this uh are you doing pesos or what are we doing like no dude this is the united states what the fucking talking about it's so insulting one thing i did love about the france is the men are very forthright they're very aggressive almost to an uncomfortable degree i mean i dig it i was like i got off i took the channel from london and i i was in like this the train station just sitting on my suitcase like i just got to paris it was like they were all just swarming around me and i was like oh no pierre okay but no yeah lucky so you were hooking back then too nothing like the italians though the italians like oh my the italians are like what is rape

but oh i like you no no is different in english i mean like kit like actual kissing come up and kiss somebody you can't do that why why i love you or she's a beautiful woman like they love you already heckle women like i love you and why does my dad call the italians the cockroaches of europe they really are he's hungarian and he was i used to explain this because i would say it on stage oh and then like sometimes people would be like jesus i was like look he was in an italian internment camp for a year so like it's it's like when you're a prisoner a war but like you're always going to be like fuck those people yeah so because he escaped hungary and went there and they housed a bunch of hungarians but in a camp you know yeah so i'm

sure he's not like no he lived they lived in italy for that year before they escaped or they got whatever a pass to go to canada oh so yeah yeah but everyone knows that everyone had to do the cockroaches that's one man's opinion yeah but yeah that's my dad my dad i mean he was like very french his whole life and that was part of like i love it i think it's part of the fucking why he was this fucking italians dude they fuck up this the currency inflation you know they don't clean roams a fucking mess walking around raping people in the streets the fuck i hope we get on some french heaven elegance we need to get on an italian hate radar you know oh yeah well that's so funny anyway i'm not gonna get into this but uh so what was he like because i i see this i follow a french

tiktoker and he makes fun of his french mother and the mother is always like you know he's pretending she's smoking like you should really lose 10 pounds yeah oh my god i'm drinking champagne again for breakfast yeah and the smoking and what the fuck you know like totally that 100 percent that a little less like less say fair he was much more it's like a higher energy dude but he was in fashion his whole life and he would always be like you look like shit let's fix this and do this you look like a homeless person come up to you and just tell you that you look like a homeless person and do that pull your collar out pull it down he takes something from his closet put a fucking ascot on you and it's like okay that's good turn around yeah he was just very much

awesome dude he was the shit i mean it and it was always done would he always look amazing always yeah like at breakfast like what the fuck flawless fully dressed and he would do it i mean you know he would do it to you with this panache and charm that would make you this i i do look like a homeless person yeah fix me fix me yeah yeah yeah so it was by the way you're very fashionable yeah thank you very much say you got that you must have picked that up from him i'm repping russian daughters yeah repping new york and then got these stupid little cosmic politics shoes but yeah i don't know it's my it's my little homage to him of course i think the foreigners are also more direct play like my family which is from for sure south america

yeah like you know my mom definitely is much much more direct than my dad oh it was american it's it's the opposite in my house my dad's american but like you go down there i mean my whole life they would just be like why are you fat what you don't have to be fat i i just got here i don't want to is this really just arrived hello yeah can i take a nap or something we do it's a very different thing like we have this we just have this desire to be we like platitudes we like social yeah gentle social etiquette mm-hmm for some reason that's just not really a thing i think it's because we're from the english oh you know what that's a good point so we're like english light i never thought about the english are very conscious of embarrassing or being embarrassed right so

they're very it's very polite and there's you don't show emotion right stiff upper lip all that so maybe we adapted some of that and the puritans yeah we're very polite we don't like it's like the japanese are like the the far end yeah of that and then the english and then us yeah and the it's canadian somewhere in there canadeans are so polite canadians have got to be before us right they're way nicer than us yeah they're way better way better people with us i'm sorry yeah also um and hungarians i know um my father had had a completely disdain for the way americans dress in public yeah oh really oh this is so disgusting everybody about these and fucking blue jeans yeah going to going to court dressed in shorts and blue jeans

are going to the doctor not dressed up oh my parents was like yeah are you crazy go show some respect you're going i did uh i did a semester in madrid and i lived with a this old lady and her son who was i was 21 and he was you know in his 40s yeah and he would come for a lot of like lunches you know the lunch is a big thing right so you come by and he was like he's like you look nice but uh so many americans they look like shit you know and i was like yeah he's like he'd just be like why why why do you dress like this explain explain the american population t-shirt do you sleep in a t-shirt i'm sorry i don't know i can't explain it my parents i like i like being around well-dressed people yeah i don't like the effort myself no but like it's okay when i was in london

like you know you're walking on london you see all these like bespoke suits and this looks great fucking like i'm not gonna go yeah i love the whole thing i love the whole getting everything ready and putting you know the colors and layers and should i just like it yeah it's a thing i guess it's it must be from my dad for sure i'm sure it is and i think it ends up being like it's ultimately a very positive thing because it's like yourself you know like value and self-perception yeah and then it reflect people remember you that way it's like a decoration you're like decorating yourself yeah so true with some fucking put some shit on yourself but you'll even do things in robes you know yes yeah so that's the fashion statement in and of itself and it's very comfortable very

comfortable very comfortable and it just looks like whoever's in a robe that's not home has to be a baller like unless you're just like walking in on a sidewalk in yeah that's true that's a problem that's the only place we're like you're either mentally ill or a billionaire yeah well i think la has um the the homeless rich person aesthetic they do like in la the more hobo you look just richer you probably are yeah it's actually really lame in la and it almost feels it's intentional it's like i'm going to i'm gonna get i'm just gonna dress shittier and shittier yeah to to exemplify my wealth yeah you know it's i don't give a fuck there's even like you know there's like cool dress down but then there's like dorky dress down right and like you'll see rich people like

that like i was in a public place with a friend and i was like do you know who that is over there to my to their friend and he was like who and i was like that's the ceo of this like of very well known and he was like really i go absolutely yeah and he had like socks his shorts on socks pulled up like halfway up his leg you know like dad sneakers stain t-shirt i'm like that guy's a fucking like multi like hundreds of millions of dollars and he's like he looks like shit and i was like yeah yeah yeah it's like you don't have to care but then there's another other level just like purposefully fucking your shit up it's very bizarre mm-hmm i don't know yeah it's interesting i guess it's almost like a flex right before you go out it is a soft flex

like everybody is like yeah trying to look like they're worth more and then it's like he could become so wealthy that you're like i'm not trying to make anyone think yeah like it's like the opposite right right like uh i talked to a wealthy person one time who said he goes i'm post rich which i thought was really funny just living we were talking about watches i was like what do you have on he was like um he had like an eye watch i was like oh you don't have like a he's like oh no no i'm past that he's like i don't have to show people anything anymore jesus christ dude it's another world for this yeah now how are the franch so fucking skinny and you guys have the best food i think i don't know that yeah that's the thing is like our the food is drenched in duck fat yeah

and butter and tons of sugar and garlic sugar but the thing is i think they they you know it's portions man yeah it's portions yes it's like knowing when to eat it's like everything snack they don't snack but they also like you go if you're like with authentic french eating like something's very rich yeah like you have a few bites and that's it yeah right where we're like how many bowls of it come like bowls you're supposed to have two bites bookity beppo we got your family pasta yeah it's all you can eat pasta this week yeah you shouldn't do that it's not good for you sir oh my god my favorite appetizer will you google nadov calories in the awesome blossom oh my oh dude do you remember out back now that's the fucking it's a fried butter

onion that's how many calories i'll look at the screen how many i'm gonna say 11 do outbacks close 1150 okay i'm gonna go oh it might be called the blooming onion the big that's it blooming oh my god oh my god turn your head to the left dude the article says outbacks blooming onion has a truly terrifying what the fuck 3080 which it's an appetizer yeah should be noted that is more than half of what your daily intake should be for most americans that's my day but that's over that's a time and a half yeah what you should be having isn't it yeah yes you're right what is it 2000 2000s like the average intake right but i mean obviously it's a sliding scale that's a lot so good too it's so good so

what do you like butterfly and onion and then they just toss it in fried and they fry and then you dip it in a mayonnaise yeah it's the best thing you've ever you feel your body shift like while you're eating it you're like things are slowing down you feel your heart just like for me too that's just like automatic diarrhea i would just be like i'm gonna shit here on the floor right now i've been doing a lot of tacos here because it's why yeah i'm in los angeles yeah it's just a real it's just a butt where you going but it's a butt the butt issue for sure but issue of course it's a catastrophe especially if you're doing we did um he's just trejo's show oh yeah and what's it called taco 1986 yeah tacos taco or tacos and we that day we ate

at tacos 1986 right because we're filming the show oh yeah a bunch of talk bro the next morning it was like tom was on on the upstairs commode i was on the downstairs and we're like what is it we text each other and then we text in haste is like hey man fuck your show just ruin my asshole i did a tacos arabes yes we went there too we went there too were they that's on the spit yeah it's amazing dude unbelievable and then the other one where they where they fry it and they give you the the it's like a what the word is right there it crackling it's no it's a sauce it's a it's it's like the dripping sauce they fry the shit and then al pastor no but i think that might be in there no uh uh uh uh uh uh birya birya okay damn they fry it it's fucking incredible it's basically

like they're just doing the same thing 10 different ways in a way you get it it's fried you dip it in like a what's the word but it's it's a dripping they give you a a cup i don't know i want to drink it right now drippings i would drink it in europeans love their drippings the hungarians you keep my keep yes the duck fat and he would spread it on his toast duck fat on everything foie gras foie gras what do you say it how do you say it how do you say it foie gras foie i can't something like a full roll but yeah foie gras i had a french teacher i had a french teacher who would like you would say like you'd say foie gras and then she'd be like no no the fuck is wrong with you okay i'm sorry did you guys really invent um french kissing

three ways and stuff is that true yeah we do they did yeah we did that we did that they're the first ones they're like we were using our tongues tom show me show me you like me oh yeah this is a cool thing if you're if you're watching and you're wondering like how can i send a woman a signal to let her know that i like her but without being like too overt and without being too subtle what you do is you look at her right stare at her a little bit make her notice you and then just real quick you go like that and it works every time i've wanted to do and now i asked him yeah real quick that's it oh you got it so then she's like what was that i did i wanted to do i just love to go to like a best buy and just

just holler at at an associate that's pardon me ma'am yeah yeah she will head to the immediately you can you can do this yeah i don't think it's a good move that story right away i think there is a guy in tv's right now and he just wiggled his tongue yeah he just but i like the combo of your two together can you well we could probably go to as a team approach woman together yeah right that's the thing is like one of us could like do it and then as soon as that woman turns away the other guy's there she's like oh my god jesus jesus one guy suck his tongue out and the other guy wiggled his tongue yeah could you imagine and then if you're like if that woman told me that i'd be like sounds like guys like you i mean yeah sounds like you're hot what's

the problem right do you not like getting licked or something you don't like positive male attention you stupid bitch there you go god yeah don't leave the house dressed like that yeah but my favorite thing you do walking outside fuck is wrong with you is that i asked tom from time to time like show me you're attracted to me yeah show me you like me and then you do it yeah here's a cool i found a cool chick it's very rare lots of cool guys out there and i say cool guys um i mean it a hundred percent um but if you throw throw on your headphones and i'll show you a very cool girl let me can up uh can up and this girl uh we found like i said usually yeah it'll be on the screen usually it is almost exclusively men that you find making messages like this yeah it's very rare

find to find a woman yeah i'm convinced one day that i'm gonna become a serial killer you want me to explain why i'll explain every single person in my life i've thought about how i would kill them and i've done my like due diligence to make sure i could get away with it and i'm not just talking about like think about it like i've actually planned it out to the teeth if someone cuts me off in traffic i'm not the type to just yell at them or flick them off and just let them go on no no no no i will follow you i will follow you and if you stop i will stop and it can get heated and very very aggressive and very dangerous and i don't listen or watch murder like podcast or tv shows about it or anything like that you are the podcast yeah

be like oh my god no i do it simply because i'm like oh that's amazing and i like compliment serial killers and i'm like just give me an idea we own it okay hannah hutcheson ladies and gentlemen yeah hannah hutcheson for any law enforcement listening that's at hannah hutcheson on tiktok okay i know you guys like the show shout out to the men in blue little pauses are the little yeah i like oh her tiktok has been taken down since really well i'm guessing that a couple followers were like hey hannah i don't know if you know how this comes across but first of all big fan big but here's the here's the kind of added freakiness to this kind of thing she's kind of cute you know she's really

yeah like she's an attractive person and i do feel you have a lot in common with her i like her i feel like a kindred spirit following people i've been following women home in the pandemic because it's a thrill it's an activity it's something to do that's fun you know i do i leave messages in their house i you know i i find things that they picked up in the grocery store and put back and i buy it for them and i go you forgot this i leave them a note leave them right on the door i'm like you didn't buy this and then they're like what the fuck and then i go home a big smile on your face i care about you i care about you yeah yeah that is terrifying wow she's she's cool though i do like her yeah yeah no she's great she's great i didn't i didn't see anything wrong with

that um have you seen this video that's been passed around the last week or so this guy who just got you know like he just got beat up and he's putting out it's wild no i mean this goes on and on wait is he pepperoni i don't know pepperoni this is so good this this really would make like an awesome monologue you know i mean it's so good it's so it's god man my baby mama man well her nothing could get the feeling for weed and shit man don't go crazy man don't jump on me and shit i look at my motherfucking face man my dog is looking in the water while getting my ass beat

i couldn't even do nothing about this shit it's it's unbelievable it's just actively bleeding no yeah you couldn't write this down like the pizza how you guys can't come play madden anymore like it's it's so real it's so grounded yeah and then like and it's so immediate yes just happened he just got his ass going he's like none of you guys fucking helped me pep i'm pepperoni i'm pepperoni man i'm sad do this wild wow it is wild so he got fucked up in a pawn shop yeah that's what i'm that's what i'm gathering there was no gun he wishes there was a gun yeah well it's best that he didn't have right i hope he doesn't go get it let's not let's just go home i hope he just meets hannah

hutchinson yeah they can go to the pawn shop and fuck some people yeah have her do it yeah hannah's ready she used to plan it out for him yeah he's just angry and emotional right but she is out yes lay the blueprint out to his shirt poor guy oh yeah that were a shirt good nipple strong nipple it is yeah yeah unreal jesus christ pepperoni pepperoni yeah yeah yeah pepperoni you do pepperoni like that yeah are you familiar by the way with a man named fed smoker no you don't know fed smoker no so you're educating me oh yeah you know fed smoker he's like yeah i've got all this i mean he could know him he could know him yeah so fed smoker is a guy who he he was a bit of a tweaker um he he smoked meth but he he considered himself somebody who

would smoke out bad cops federal agents oh and like put bad cops away hence the name he was on a mission okay and he made about 14 youtube accounts and he would post videos to each of his accounts he passed earlier this year i think it was this year right yeah right the beginning of corona right there are some conspiracy theories that he could have been involved right um oh shit so we go down that's a juicy conspiracy yeah it's it's pretty wild i mean we go down his rabbit hole quite a bit uh because there's there's he's just let here's just like i'll give you some background on him before i show you the what the newest thing oh there's a new thing well we discover videos that he's posted oh they're all hidden oh wow they're like little cookie crumbs

dude that's crazy that's a way of putting it yeah here he is like film himself like smoke smoking with his with his cops no no no no oh oh he's he'd smoke on his own and then he would confront cops oh yeah yeah he'd just get fucked up cops and anyone in uniform oh my god anyone in uniform bro i'm on record for a moment what is this place anyways what is this place um you don't need to film me oh i i'm gonna go to documentary this is here i don't care i don't want to this is america you dumb son of a bitch okay you dumb son of a bitch i'm a private person and i don't want to fucking america and your stupid fuck i can tell you anything i want okay cool cool stuff like that i can tell you know anytime i want you're gonna fucking baby raper on your face okay cocksucker

baby raper you're the one looks like a baby raper baby raper would you escape from jail what's up there chomo listen here what do you think it's your job or your fuck face what am i talking like that oh you know what you're fired bud no i'm not things like that i love this he would also you know give himself haircuts his little legs put a little pink on i think i want to go to ink it's a rink not a sink and i can feel it when i touch his sink as long as they're wearing a rink and they're definitely off range i can have a little drink he's um dude he's going on a ride right now he's cutting his hair would you take it with your feather in it

brother with feather you gotta get a good drip on it with fire you gotta get a feather in it oh you gotta get it going buddy okay you know what i mean gotta get her hot too oh god oh my god that's real motherfuckers to light your stuff on fire let your brain on fire oh that's not great doesn't that feel great Tom this is like nostalgic for me this is a nice walk down memory lane with connell he also so he worked at falcon carwash and he would do haircuts and also you know how dentists really overcharge you um yeah so he would do things like um extract teeth or park illegally quit oh no different looks for different videos quit

falling asleep oh Jesus Jesus fucking Christ Jesus Christ who's on the ceiling there but yeah hold on oh god i think i got it i think i think i got it folks he's holding his entire two is from the world yeah that's the way you do it falcon carwash oh my god dude oh my god he was so bank like bonkers like he would go and just so um thank you for having a great this one's my favorite and a great sheriff and you're none of you guys are getting this stamp on your face which is a real baby raiser

so thank you very much uh can you tell me if i can get a police report on this with normal counsel out there uh with this woman that's tribal land what is the look at his head here well you got tribal cops needing some feds to come see him because i'm gonna arrange that if i can with everything i know he's such a menace Jesus Christ he just does not give up a man his brain is addled by possibly drugs possibly i mean that's a stretch no you might be right you might be right i think i got it he's fucking coughing could you imagine there you go uh could you even imagine just with a knife dude yeah that's fucking cool he would like pull people over like he would get out of it hi uh can you tell me the speed limit out here my dear brother

well it's variable oh it is yeah it's right here it's it's typically uh 60 yeah and that's yes that's the show mobile oh my god yeah i thought you was a cop for a minute are you a cop all right i clipped you didn't go in like 75 i clipped you didn't go i'm not a cop i just i was you know what yeah what's the speed limit here my dear brother my dear brother but that's the only response the feds human is you know what no that's what you should always say to feds i just love the energy dude i love the energy right put into good things he's trying

to help the world so he would um he would claim at times to be a cia operative a double agent he said you know i put cops away bad cops away and um he traveled as you saw with a baby raper pouch that had a stamp and he was like you'll get that stamp on your fucking face so he was always breaking shit down for people and so we find things like this one i haven't even seen this one this is a new yes it says fed smoker computer lesson so i have no idea but i'm assuming he's going to teach us a thing or two oh man Americans and all your retarded fucks up here there's a regular xps kind of out of date what happens here sometimes these uh installers you put in on these computers uh ruin your computer

so before the this screen pops up to get it there hit eight just keep hitting eight okay the screen's obviously already popped up which one of you then is dropped down to the very last one where it says disabled driver's signature right and just hit and this uh retorted companies out there whoa cia or fbi it's always crashing my computer all these fungus fucks uh pulled right up kids so if you ever panic him with these xps systems just hang on there for a minute to see actually nobody's talking about any does he know what he's talking about i don't know if you already knew i can't believe he actually knows how to work bios you did that right his name is fed smoker it says it right there wait any he knows how to

you said that's actually true or whatever part of it i mean i don't know what was wrong with his computer but the fact that he knew how to operate a bios i mean that's nuts you shouldn't be able to do that yeah like he restarted he shouldn't be able to do that are you saying oh wait a minute there's a possibility that he's a trained double agent is that what you're saying he could be are we confirming this wow undercover this whole time wow he's just calmly operating the bios it's amazing it's amazing that's nuts that's fed smoker man Jesus what a renaissance i mean the guy's unbelievable i'm blown away right right policemen yeah i mean he'll just go up brother cops that don't know the cameras are legal need to be fired you know they're legal don't you why are they wasting

government time on cameras brother oh my god why are they wasting it i can tell everybody in this country you know that don't you they're started here and i'm gonna go report on this so you know what's a funny thing is because we work with dr drulot right oh yeah produce a show of his here and he said like almost exclusively he said people who smoke meth go towards cops people in uniform really they pursue them and people on cocaine run from them so he's like people on cocaine sometimes will jump out of a window from seeing like if they're really high on coke to get away from a cop and people on meth will see 15 cops congregated and they will walk wrapped him like what's up brother and like like right away want that smoke from the cops what the fuck yeah

it's crazy i wonder why that is i don't know he said it's like he's seen it so many times and he's like it's absolutely he said it's a paranoid thing with the meth that you think it's they're conspiring against you oh police are it's they're a pair more paranoid people but you would think that would make you want to go run away i don't know it's like hey what's up near confrontational i don't oh my gosh that's so bizarre yeah i just love how unrestrained he is he just doesn't care yeah he doesn't at all it's a beautiful thing really i wish i could have that little slice of fed smoker in me he's an amazing guy yes yes i love that that was the name of his first album actually was jumped to what they did um this is a video that has some commentary on it and

involves some kicky footing have you seen it no it's all stuff you just really can't make up though why she got one leg and pushing him in the wheelchair uh now that's what you call some pimps shit that's what you call a pimp man pimping ain't easy man but somebody gotta do it man somebody gotta do it it's so right that's unbelievable what a pimp that is damn that is so beautiful what a one-legged woman pushes you in a wheelchair and you don't even need the wheelchair Jesus hey i want to ask you something so you obviously you've toured and put out albums and

then this year like a few other people you did some drive-ins right yes sir how fun was it dude so much fun aren't you about to do tomorrow you're doing it tomorrow yeah we're both doing it at the rose bowl yeah i just did that how was it three days ago three days ago yeah how was it dude amazing now wait are they they're in their vehicles right oh yeah and they're just hearing they can like sit on top of the car and most of them yeah most of them are chilling in their vehicles and you have like you know they're all parked and with space so you you parked you have space around your car and um it's i mean it's like a full festival setup dude the stage is insane screens the whole shit and um it was amazing can you hear them laughing

well he's performing music though too yes yeah yeah it's a lot of like back and if i'm trying to do crowd work i open up a phone line and people call me and oh wow and shit um and then i had my tour manager like get a mic on a boom and we'd be like interviewing people from a distance very cool so stuff like that to try and make it feel a little more showy and um oh yeah we had stevo introduce me which is really that's cool yeah really great oh really yeah very smart guy dude he's awesome yeah such a sweetie yes yeah um it was the shit will you do more driving do you think or no i'm doing on thursday i'm going to san francisco and playing halloween and november first in berlin game at a drive-in wow and then i did a drive-in tour in june i did like 12 yeah

dates yeah um and uh burt christier came not too long after us yeah and started doing it too he's been doing a ton of them oh yeah oh he's done like 50 60 oh no way yeah oh that's awesome yeah he's a driving i mean dude it it works yeah it works i mean it was a real risk at first i was very very worried about it there wasn't really a model and so there was a big it was a big chance that it was gonna fuck up in a monumental way or that it just wouldn't be entertaining you know that like it wouldn't that the the show experience wouldn't translate but it does it does i mean and also the energy is just very bizarre right now it's like yeah people really want to go to a show and you can feel that you can feel that in the air it's just like it's fucking it's just bizarre

everyone's sort of on edge and it's a nice thing to play with i don't know i like it a lot it it's obviously not as good as playing a show sure but do you think that like you know let's say because we really don't know what like there's no end in sight it doesn't feel like you know yeah it doesn't like going into the new year yeah will you book a bunch of drive-ins again i mean not yet not yet i we have from like the middle of 2021 on have a whole slew of like traditional yeah sure um just sort of fingers crossed yeah man yeah me too really well i have like i did a club over the weekend oh okay that was uh like reduced capacity and and um masks oh okay everyone i'm asked on in a club oh wow um how was that it was great really yeah i felt like

a totally same show the only thing that you would ever notice on is when you did crowd work like and like were you from man yeah yeah but other than that like the laughs are the same all that was the same that's isn't the store doing uh no because la keeps shutting it down oh oh i see but other places they are but my like tour tour doesn't start till july okay so it's around when i'm yeah june july starting festivals and then a big fold hopefully goodness i know oh god come on let's just come on dude it just come on i know it's a fucking vaccine just give it to us i want to just take it shoot it in my eye i will do that i know vise just viseen style or just within syringe i don't give a fuck you have a fuck yeah and it's i mean i don't know it's it looks

like i was reading something in the times about like that there's several companies that are on like a second phase trial or whatever yeah of the thing so like we could like there could be something before the end of the year but then there's always another piece of news with the news though yeah like they're like we're this close to the vaccine and then they go it's gonna be really hard to distribute yeah that's another problem right but if you think you're like what is it we're october november 27 like let's say we get something by the end of the year then the distribution the distribution so then it's like maybe like march april you know like it'll take a few months we do the the week that you know the at-risk people first and then the other p i don't know how the

fuck it works but then everyone starts getting it maybe april or something that's what i'm counting on yeah i don't feel like that's unreasonable i don't think so either right yeah i don't know that i'm kind of also ready to be disappointed i'm also totally ready no no let's talk about the excitement okay let's talk about the positive stuff okay i think people are going to be banging in the streets yeah oh yes yes don't you feel like when the bag like when it's over it's going to be like war is over everybody in the streets i i'm trying to decide whether i not this is kind of comforting let's have a party we should have a huge fucking i want a huge celebration what kind of party you want a ymh blowout but just a bacchanal i'm serious like

dude this is catered food catered food yes multiple djs at the same time you don't even know what you're listening to i'm ready there's play it's not there's something i want to stand in enclosed spaces with lots of people yes lick each other's faces yes bit on each other talk jack off and people fucking yeah yeah uh walking around yeah drink it huh come coming yeah coming shit on the floor don't you think there's going to be over there like wild party you just wrote a new song that's fucking awesome write a song about the end of it on this shit on that throw that there you go yeah that's what i'm talking about yeah that's an awesome party i want to be a fun party it's a gg allen party yes it's total gg allen shit suck my ass it smells suck my ass it smells

i'm picking it up i love it i'm the microwave i'm the microwave i love it man yeah but but i think that i think you're right it's going to be a fucking renaissance i think like when like at the you know there's good there's like a buffering period where the vaccines happen and then we're all and then things are opening and the but but but once like six months in it's going to be a fucking the 70s i think so i hope yeah i hope so i hope so and then how long before we get back to being complaining cunts yeah like when do i get my boring american life back like when we talk about the kardashians and how annoying they are like i just want to be i want to be banal and like yeah yeah you can't because every time you did it's like well that's not even anything right now

you know it's not even i want to get back to it i do too yeah are you serious gays can get married like yeah yeah i mean like regular american wholesome fun totally i want to complain about yeah the nathan's hotdog eating contest yeah i don't know someone so didn't win but we really need that period of we can touch each other again i know you know that's like uh it's gonna be a beautiful thing that is it's gonna be a fucking it's gonna be crazy what if we that's my prediction but what if because we've been all been quarantined for so long that we haven't had exposure to germs and then we finally i'll come back together but we create a new god that every will shut up because everybody's fucking and sucking and licking each other stop like a new aids don't even put it in

the air listen if there's a month of sucking and fucking and licking everything and then we have to pay for it that's fine that's fine that's fine that's the price i'm willing to pay yeah i'm gonna you know i'm gonna fuck on the streets yeah i'm gonna fuck on the streets too yeah who are you gonna fuck whatever stranger walks up to me and is like tom you are an honorable and reliable turn around turn around immediately i'm about to fuck that now as a gifted musical man because your stuff really is very impressive thank you very funny i don't understand how you guys like when i say you guys people that can do that like how do you take a sound and make a loop and just build a song from seemingly out of nothing dude it's a real gift i don't know how you do it i mean to it's to

me it's the easiest way i mean i guess it's like the most liberating way to do it you know it's just like you don't have to think too much about it you have to trust your instincts but like once you get comfortable doing that it's like it's just improv it's improvisation yeah it's just how annoyed would you be to be like all right man you play this and then you play like at this point wouldn't you be like i do it all on my own like it's it's it's tedious for sure that's what i'm having trouble with it because like the reason i'm in la i've been in la for the last for all of october and i i'm trying to work on an album like a proper composed produced album and i haven't done a single fucking thing um i've like worked and met a bunch of people who are like musical

heroes to me and they're sort of guiding me in direction so i'm doing things but i haven't actually like laid down any real music yet that could be considered you know for the album um and part of that is just because it's such a foreign concept to me this thing of like let me like write this and a and an arrangement because you're used to working a certain way right i mean that's what it seems like it's exactly it yeah it's just a very bizarre way of thinking it's not my my brain my neurons aren't firing that way yeah i have to like rewire them and is it is it a slow progression or is there a moment that you knew that like the way you were doing stuff really worked and you could tour and people you know i mean wanted to consume what you make that way it well i mean

it's i i had like about a year of local gigs in dallas when i like i was working this job lost the job and then it was sort of between like getting another call center job or um like just seeing if i could get paid to do this thing i'd sort of been fucking around with this loop station for a little bit and that's because of reggie watts you guys know red of course the man the man just saw him yesterday oh yeah he's the shit did you see him perform we played together we played just yeah we just hung out and played made some shit together no shit he is my he's the reason that i'm doing is it for real 100 percent i've told this story before but like i i did a show one time yeah and it's the only time i've ever seen this that's why i've mentioned it yeah

where people are doing 10 minutes 10 to 15 minute sets oh okay well you know in stand-up it's not that unusual right so it does their set he came up and i was like so you're gonna do a full music set and they're like no he's gonna do like 10 minutes yeah 10 minute set he did a 10 minute set and got a standing ovation i've never seen anybody do 10 minutes and get a standing ovation wow you know it's just it's wild and so deserved yeah of course everybody's mind was blown yeah dude yeah i mean that's what mine was too like i saw i i i found out about him years and years ago and just like seeing someone it's this thing of like he gets up on stage with a looper and nothing he just has nothing no set nothing and he figures it the fuck out and it's brilliant it's crazy it's

brilliant it is and so that like lit a fire i was just like man if i could do like if i could figure out to do this my way to do this in my way i always wanted to have like a bank of instruments that i could just sort of audition to pull up at will drums bass synth keys whatever and then layer them up and then but then the the structure of it was very heavily influenced by reggie just like sure get up on stage and see what happens um and so i started to do that in and you know at first it was i was just playing for like crowds of people who were there for happy hour or lunch crowds at a restaurant who were not there to see me at all right right didn't necessarily want to see me talking about pussy and shit and ass sounds like very much like a stand

up uh career yes yes yeah very much like i just want to have dinner here thanks to yeah i didn't want to show what the fuck are you doing there is my favorite do you ever do the hms bounty in korea town yeah it was it was literally as old people eating like the six o'clock special and you're like hey guys isn't that the best though there's something about to me it's like there's a friction there there's a friction there that you cannot replicate right with a hard ticket crowd well because you are attacking these people yes you are forcing them they're doing yes you are yeah and it's like they're like we didn't sign up for this what who the fuck are you yeah yeah and horrible i just i don't know i i loved that and loved either getting people to leave

or winning them over yes yeah there was this thing over the course i would do these absurd i do like three hour sets they'd hire me for like three hours for like 150 bucks oh my god it was fucking grueling dude i do like four or five of those a week and good but that that makes you get good really fast i didn't realize it at the time but yeah i was like cutting my teeth and yeah in an aggressive way and um but you would you know you witnessed this where like people were coming in to like talk about their day with someone over an old-fashioned or something and over the course of an hour or two they would go from that to like the fuck is this to then by hour two they're like both sitting there and what you know so yeah that's that you i got to learn how to do that

and then slowly established it like a local audience there and then i moved to new york and and then like within a couple months my videos started getting shared around and that came that that led to like booking requests sure and so that was pretty immediate what's your like if you were pointing someone right now it was like i want to check out your stuff what do you like to point people towards you know to to like oh find out oh to my stuff yeah yeah yeah what do you like them to to you know find first i would say there's a pretty good one that's like more i'll give you two there's a there's a more serious one called one more time that has done pretty well that i'm pretty proud of and it's just like a one take just making a song in one take

and then there's another one that i did on the drive-in tour that's been that's become pretty popular as well called i'm a flamingo where the video guy just like put a flamingo up on the green screen and i just started i think i've seen the one take one oh okay yeah the one more time one more time yes yes yes there's a bunch like that yeah it's so impressive to see like thanks the songs get like made like because you're you know yeah just how does this happen you just don't understand how it happens yeah were you always musical growing up yeah yeah i've been playing piano since i was a kid there's like five see that's why we started oh yeah yeah we have a son who's almost five oh really yeah he's like with the panacea and he goes he looks he goes i hate this

and i was like i'm like oh yeah i'm like like she's right here like be cool man he's like i hate this i don't want to do this i'll tell you though i hated it too yeah a lot a lot yeah hated it and especially hated like learning theory practicing a song fucking despised it still despise it the only difference is now my parents forced me to do it for so long that i developed that foundation in theory and in understanding how piano works that now i can despise that because i can just play yeah you know sure so there there's i don't know i mean maybe something will click maybe well i think i love the discipline of learning something right because that's what you go through even in stand-up like you don't always love that process of how do you write a joke right there's just you

have to learn the rules so that you can break the rules man right that's the shit that's the shit so but you have to have those foundations and you have to barrel through all that horror of like the three hour sets where no one pays attention yep showing up and doing those lunchtime gigs and yeah you really you have to do that you have to there's no way around that's the bedrock yep you don't get to do the other shit without doing that the suffering has to come yeah yeah before we get to our final talks i just wanted to show you uh something real quick here oh please just see how you react to it okay hey everybody garth Brooks here in iconic Notre Dame locker room this is where the players go out to take the field every saturday this is where all our players are getting ready

to take the field for this concert so tonight the fighting irish they're gonna become the singing irish this is gonna be good dude it's the way yeah there's there's the way he contorts his face yeah this is good yeah this is gonna be good yeah it really is like a hallmark card came to life you know like people don't talk like that man you just don't know how people talk right but don't you feel that it's so disconnected it's it's disconnected and it's contra it's it's a forced affect it's gonna be good yes that's it like nobody hey tom tom can you roll back it's gonna be good versus it's gonna be good it's so weird because what happens is they go cut he goes is that how people talk yeah we get all right am i an everyday average joe yeah i have 800 million dollars i don't

even know what to do is this just by far the most successful musician right it's not even close bananas i can i can i just see him do that i just want to see it again i know it's so rad we show everybody garth brooks here in iconic Notre Dame locker room this is where the players go out to take the field every saturday this is where all our players are getting ready to take the field our players so tonight the fighting irish they're gonna become the singing irish this is gonna be good this is so weird this is so weird i okay so when i was on my drive-in tour yeah i know i always say just floated for any other things that would be nice wouldn't it one day they will they will or they won't even exist they'll be in our jars of shit but they but i something

happened with garth bro oh yeah garth so we were the first show on the road yeah doing a tour and as we got on the road garth brooks announces a 300 city yes drive-in tour you're like wow amazing garth yeah that's crazy it's not a fucking tour no he recorded some shit in his room with his band and they're playing it on a fucking projector yeah so i'm charging a hundred bucks that's yeah turn the same amount i was for like it's as if you're going to see him live yes but you're not at all and so i decided to like make a joke about that i was like yeah what the fuck garth i had no idea that you guys had this long standing deep beef with garth brooks big time and i started like poking fun at him i was like yeah look at your stupid hat of course and then and so all of

your fans were like dude you guys you don't even know you don't know i know i got a lot of messages oh you did oh yeah yeah you gotta get in touch with mark well we knew you were kindred spirit at that moment yes it was it was go time it's destiny what are you we're at Notre Dame don't miss it only cbs what is she only cbs no but he's like being and do that again he's angry at you we're at Notre Dame don't miss it only cbs only cbs uh garth beer okay but what is it mark what's the disconnect like what is it what is it before we even get started yes these are the craziest times i've ever known to exist so people the great thing about people is that we're all meant to be together and even in this virus people listen to this we're gonna find a way to be apart together

i'm gonna ejaculate together what oh here's here's your tour look look where he announces the tour oh no just when you think you could be surprised i can't believe this is happening so the drive-in thing i can't believe a hundred thousand cars want to get in this thing people like five people car that's half a million people are you kidding me wait why can't he believe it he worked it out with his agents to have the drive-in tour this isn't ticket master okay it isn't like the regular stadium show this is a this is a group called universal do the drive-in theater so they're not used to these kind of numbers and they are processing as fast as they possibly can if i can use the term assholes and elbows they are going all out that's not what you use what is that wait a

wait i don't understand assholes and you put your ass in the air and your assholes up i mean in football they're like i want to see assholes and elbows like you're in the three-point stance oh like you're doing work you know okay but i guess he's saying they're selling they're processing tickets with their assholes and elbows up in the air they're working hard they're but fucking each other i mean he is just so deeply and fully separated from what it means to be a normal human yeah yeah that you there's no by trying to relate to you he's failing miserably of course yeah this shit too where he's like out in the fucking woods leaning on his truck i mean what would your dad say to his outfit you know you are a homeless man in the woods like look at this shit what is

this shit why are you wearing this awful shirt he looks terrible oh my god you got it at the at the gift shop it's a gift shop shit you know the famous i guess it's official oh my god we're now on facebook i really wasn't sure about this at the start yeah then a friend of mine said something i really wasn't sure about this at the start she said maybe a bit more at the start i like that dude so painful to watch oh it's it's gorgeous it's did you watch the netflix it's so embarrassing no dude oh it so it was on actually it aired initially it's one of those things that aired on a network and then netflix licensed it afterwards but there are like so many moments i watched it in one night really like a two or three hour thing yeah and he i mean first i mean so there's

so much weeping like everything he's talking about raising the tears basically but the first thing is about oh this is about handshakes the way you shake a man's hand determines at that spot how interested you really are to be there not a death grip handshake a sincere handshake what what is wrong with you what's wrong oh wait what is this is where the matter with this is what he takes handshakes to though listen then you know if all hell breaks loose in the next five seconds from that handshake and you turn and you have to face something coming you've got a partner what world are you living in amen that's you me i'll bet my life on it what the fuck was he in desert storm like was he no and no one this is not a writing staff no no he's just saying this yeah

and then the producers are like would you get that okay good great garth i mean you want to keep going you want to keep that's insane yeah that's insane he's big on this you know the big like the outdoor if you're soldier you need a war if you're boxer you need an opponent and if you're in country music you don't have to look forward to find who you're competing against and you're competing against the other forms of music so compete what compete compete and when you're done competing compete again so you really realize though that's super telling when you're like like he really is like fuck all these other yeah he's out for blood yeah yeah if and you know if i'm shaking a hand with the musician and another musician comes from the side start some shit in

those next five seconds the next five seconds if i have to lay some shit down yeah i know i've got a partner well that's a really interesting theory that you're competing with all different forms of music yeah that's what who are you competing against like everything else yeah like every other mother fucker out there what country fine yeah fine yeah hip hop no i mean no translation these blacks are out of control and i wrote a few songs about it yeah i'd like to play for you here we go i mean i just i said it's an interesting way to see the world though no because like when that's like comedians being like and i'm going against improv and sketch right and it's like

no i i never heard you're right that's such a bizarre yeah but then you go like acting very enacting television acting i'm absolutely not competing with any of those mediums that's so fucking is the whole documentary that's intense and i'm serious like i don't know if it's anything but there's literally so many tears like and i get it like you know you bring up certain things you're like the memory but like every other thing he's like oh i wrote that song he's like okay he talks about his mom his dad his siblings his children like everybody that he brings up he's like big prize again wow okay you just like that course oh what a what a gem you'll notice the camera angles much more flattering here than it is

when he's out in the forest oh yeah he's got the triple chin all right you guys have enlightened me from just i need a three i need a three o'clock yeah he doesn't look good i mean he looks bloated he might be drinking can you take out the nine take the nine away i need to i don't like this side to be lit oh you know what i just remembered i just remembered right now that my dad said he doesn't want to have sex with me that is so upsetting it's so upsetting what a shame called my dad and we were like hey would you ever uh have sex with somebody in your family he's like no that's not on my watch and then i go but i love you and he goes i love you but it never occurred to me to i love how reasoned yeah it was very reasoned yeah i love you very much i just i'm not

sure i'd be interested in sex it was very sad well you feel slighted right like you are the most attractive does that make you feel like it made me feel rejected it made me feel alone yeah oh fuck yeah i was like wait a minute abandoned rejected what's wrong with this yeah you what's wrong with this made it dad i mean i'm not enough for you dad yeah is it my dick what is it yeah what what part of me is so unattractive don't be stingy have you ever been on tiktok oh yeah okay i am on tiktok you have to be right i am i know i'd really don't try too hard with it but it's doing okay you should try harder mark yeah mark don't be stingy so i curate what is known as the dark talks i don't like the traditional

people doing nice things i find the outliers the uncelebrated the marginalized on tiktok and i choke it oh you may well you may yeah i think you're gonna find that you need to dig a little deeper on the talk next time you're on when you see somebody these are all christina's curations oh my goodness thank you okay if you think that gays should be allowed to have sex and you also have to think that a brother and sister should be able to have sex because you cannot control you're attracted to different all i can do is not in agreement it makes logical sense tom the gays can't control it how appropriate that we just left the conversation about my father and i had sex yeah her brother yeah and her sister can have sex is an attractive man and she and she

wants it maybe that's my hypothesis maybe do you think also that like is like you know she's put together she obviously reads do you think i don't know that this is just like the repetition of things she's hurt you know i mean like there's a start she's just i used to regurgitate things that like my parents said right and it's like you know i don't even think that because that's true because actually when i'm thinking about it you can see that she's like still working through it as she's saying it you know i mean she's like that well then that that means that the brother and sister can you know she's like she said it like like her she's trying to remember exactly how her aunt says right she's like well if the gays then why can't you marry your brother right

because it's not you can't you can't control it yeah so so what is it oh gosh can't control it just like incest yeah i mean that a lot of people don't know about a tape measure right underneath the bell clip if you look there's a number right there two and a half inches that number represents the face from here to here the width of that tape measure okay why do you need to know that let me show you all right so now let's say i want to know the inside you just i just wanted to you don't want to know this this is extremely boy this is just dad tiktok he's like dad talks that's fascinating i didn't know that i did not know that so i look down and i can see if that's 69 and 7 sixteenths is it 69 and a half i don't know why guess so tape measure keep it tight against that end

slide it over and push it tight to the wall and lock the tape measure in now i take my tape measure and i look where it is on this side it's 67 plus two and a half is 69 what a soothing gentleman i know this is like your dad's talk this is a really wholesome talk i love the the cut to the kneel it's a great cut you cut your he's already down i mean i have to assume that a younger person made that note and said let's cut dad get yeah get down yeah it's very helpful i love how um helpful he yeah and very helpful how sweet that is and like super sweet i just want to show you guys something cool that i know i thought it was gonna go south even like he would molest anybody he seems like a nice guy and he definitely would not fuck his son oh no no no no no chance although you can't control

who you're attracted to julie jerk off forgive me again it's too good oh wow jacqueline jewitt julie jerk off forgive me it just she does not think it's funny julie did not like it she's heard it her whole life whole life now her graduation she has to hear it julie jerk and her parents are like we paid 85 thousand dollars to send you here and they're calling you jerk off at graduation i know some dick heads on a podcast dude that is the best it's like the um it's the best part adina menzel john i just watched that the other day when john travolta fucks up adina menzel's name you remember that no oh my god

john travolta announces adina menzel on stage and he goes the lovely the one and only the talented adel does him and he just no no correction i'm not even gonna try oh here it is why wouldn't you know the name that perform the osprey nominated gorgeously empowering song let it go from the osprey winning animated movie frozen please welcome the wickedly talented one and only adel does he that's terrible and then he gets on stage with her at another function and apologizes to her like they're on stage together in front of the mic like podium style like this and he holds her he like cradles her face and he goes my dear my beautiful it's very creepy that's very she's clearly not about

it no very bizarre very strange how did he get adel does him from adina i mean it's such a it's like maybe there is nothing worse though was then when you're on mic and you're supposed like we do it on a much smaller scale but when you're supposed to introduce someone oh yeah and especially if they killed it by the way they don't have well if they don't have like this like you're on stage and you're like who's up next oh i mean and they're like especially if someone you don't know right and and then you start to panic about if they have a name that's not like a really simple name right oh my god like one i mean one time i introduced the guy and this was like early on yeah and i just forgot his first name it doesn't seem like a big deal but to you in the moment it's

like yeah everything it's everything i remembered his last name yeah was burman and i go give it up for mr burman and then he came on stage he was like what am i your fucking fifth grade teacher i was like mr burman i didn't know that mr burman oh god adel does he does he he must have been it's on a teleprompter not it at all so may present the name maybe somebody put it in it could have been put in incorrectly i think he could have been drunk he could have been yeah he was just like do i know who that of course i know who that is yeah right that's i said adel does he mean adel does he mean adel does he i know i just wanted to get on here and say say something you know about these videos i'm making stuff you know i'm i do a lot of hard work in these videos and i put

special effects on them make them look good and stuff yeah i got over four thousand fans and you know a woman gets on here shakes her butt shows her titties her clip she gets thousands of fucking light and a man like me and other people make a nice video nice thing it looks good i like eight lights ten lights yeah i got over four thousand fans can anybody explain that to me why that would be it's called people want to watch hot chicks dip shit i wonder why yeah i wonder why this isn't working i have a bunch of people in here i like very much i just want to know why that's sad it's it's it's crazy it is crazy who wants to say who wants to go first and uh let him know what's going on oh my god oh god oh man yeah he's kind of sad

it's kind of sad i just i'm just trying to know why he's got four thousand followers and he uses all kinds of special effects come on clearly look at the production value here i mean right here all these effects everything looks good it's beautiful it's beautifully framed your your leg down yeah it's inviting it's warm the moustaches i don't understand why this video doesn't have a hundred thousand seriously yeah it may now really good hi i'm sam barsky and this is my sweater of the forest of hope at oregon rich park in hunt valley maryland that's a suburb of faltimore oh my god but the forest of hope is it's trees that are painted with all kinds of artwork on the trunks it's really cool i mean it's a really dope sweater it is yeah to represent that hope for recovery from

addiction so i discovered it earlier this year and i thought that would make a great sweater so i just finished it yesterday it's my latest sweater this is my latest sweater over here it's my latest sweater and as you see there are trees all over just like that all direction we got it yes yes it's it's on your shirt there's one back here okay and then there are all right moving on why don't you say you love me and become my friend forever why don't you say you love me and come around why don't you call me up on the phone it's the mess behind what are you talking about a couple couple loose cables bothers you no big deal now what would you do to this song baby girl is there anything you do you feel like i just feel

like reaching through that camera and putting it in there yeah oh baby girl soft is he i want to know basically in the infancy of your career do you feel this guy has the makings baby girl just needs a looper that's it you put a loop put him in front of a looper how long does he go on for god why don't you you're not appreciating his work you know i appreciate i'm also like mark in that i don't know what fucking back room he broke into but there are so many cables there and by the way it's padded yeah like a studio yeah he's got soundproof he's like well that's where he records you know obviously that's right that's right he's just he's singing right now he's in the middle of a session and the what's this is the bit face on the bottom and then you're just oh it's 90 dead space i don't

know what is that it's so but you know what you can't have all the talents mark like some people are good at singing like he is and then some people don't really have an eye for the composition you're right you're right you're right you can't have it all i think we need to appreciate his his talent yeah we just need to appreciate this the the craft yeah great find on display thank you thank you see what i'm saying you've probably never seen this talk i'm guessing i've never seen this talk i've never ticked this truly jerk off duly jerk off my bad kerkoff good afternoon my darlings happy monday happy birthday my leavers happy birthday to you happy birthday to you wishing all your birthday wishes and dreams come true all birthday year long and the sun is in

libra so it's about balance and harmony and love and so it's about adventure love her hair oh it's gotten better i love you my darlings have a beautiful day she does this a lot in this energy make your in this energy oh so that it's still about the love okay i've been following her she's sensational she's great she's always like hello my darlings i'm just taking a walk in the snow hello my darlings but i was just a happy birthday just launches in the song and then yeah creeps closer and happy i also find it interesting that somebody is like i'm the libra this song's for me yeah yeah right right i was born in november i'm faithful a tenet happy birthday to me fuck you mr president fuck you mr president um your house is on fire

yeah so this guy used to be a big trump supporter and then i don't know what happened he had a severe change of heart really now all his talks are dedicated to f trump and like he's anti-trump oh dude that's the best yeah he had changed your heart i would say that um i like your energy and and you know we live in a free country you should express however you want politically but i would take the fire outside that's advisable yeah that's advisable i don't know if he's about to be like i mean i was doing this thing with my tiktok i accidentally set my house on fire i didn't know did drywall was that flammable i just wasn't aware i mean that's that flame is dude it's on the wall it's on the fucking wall wait you hung a flag on your wall

there we go do you want to put it maybe like in a trash can or something you know what's interesting is that i did not even notice that what when i when i sent this i was just like on his wall i just i didn't notice that it was on his wall i thought he was outside and there is dark smoke coming out that's about to like rise i i had assumed that he was outside yeah so the only thing that would have been better than this would have been like another talk right after it where he's outside and the house is in flames and he's like fuck you mr trump yeah i burned my house down could be that's a big fuck you to you see see yeah i'll show you i don't got a house no more

so this lady does hand work and this can help you with your back pain oh isn't that just nice she does all kinds of hand and breath work to help with different elements so this one's for back pain does your back feel better actually a little bit yeah i'm feeling i'm feeling you feel better now i mean how annoying is this check i think she's like this making love yeah imagine this is your roommate and she's like oh no six o'clock in the morning she comes out to the living room like this yeah she did all that hand stuff on your bean bag that feel good right what do you think her puss puss smells like like a central oils rose hip yeah yeah some fucking the i stuff is kind of the maybe the part that

really okay i love you too i love you i love you i love you sage that's her name sage oh that's that's perfect sage sage you like sage could you not do your tiktok videos listen my back is killing me i gotta get on tiktok what the fuck what is the where is the connection there what is going on doing here in the fucking in la puente vining fucking driving theaters you ain't watching the fucking cholo zombies my homeboy fucking h.m. water oh man you're stupid in head fuck you gotta hey you gotta fuck the friday home you gotta fuck the friday home me i'll tell you right now this is fun to watch but you wouldn't want to be in the car next to this you'd be like we gotta get out here i don't know man i kind of want to chill with her i don't know

that sounds great oh god she is fucked up and enjoying her stuff it's not friday at all it's a completely different day she's got massive face tattoos oh yeah like the thing on the chin here and then the big rose here fuck and her friend had one too yeah yeah more than one i would say that is intense i love her i love her she's no she's fantastic this is to me like a hundred percent she's fucking faded dog she's faded this is a hundred percent pure bread like la steezy this is la puente but like they represent yep it's that added from puente homes right homes yeah the angelenos batos barbatos you fucked up friday man i don't fuck them saturday dog oh so good you know i love these these girls these are the girls that like tommy to smoke cigarettes

and like come on cholas are the best taught you to fight you gotta fight girl you gotta fight back that's right chula she taught me what's up dude i fucking i just want that she's just a guy throwing at a dodger's game a paper plane and but watch this it's pretty cool no way yeah i didn't wow and let's do yours oh my god that is kind of awesome that's fun right that's amazing good vibes you know i bummed you guys out last time on my tiktok so i decided to bring in good vibes these are good vibes okay but good vibes box paper engineer it's dope right it's a fucking paper airplane did you notice that he

his release is that a giant real light yeah he just i think most people go like that right he trusted what he made yeah you gotta trust the process he's gotta trust engineer he's a paper engineer as you can see yes what is that job that dude knew he knew he works you know you're a parent that's making paper airplanes for your kids oh he's a paper engineer for two young boys yeah yeah that's really good that was dope that's awesome for not making us sad you got it that's some happy shit let's see what's next good vibes only yeah is this gonna be a fun one next or a sad one i can't i can't guarantee cdc approved right cool pinch the nose i'm not cheating you want water also hey switch to mist oh look at that this is a really try so if you're

practicing social distancing right but if i'm right here in your face oh shit and by the way do you sneeze like a freaking elephant who the hell puts that much water droplets how about you just be respectful and wear a mask like the businesses ask you to they ask you to wear clothes and you wear that right okay and by the way masks aren't 100 effective and neither is a condom it's preventative and we do it to be safe yeah she's duetting i got you so she took the persons and she was like i won't i just a little comment about your video yeah right yes yeah if you give just give me a moment yeah i like the initial girls thing and like see this oh yeah she's dumb shit doesn't work oh yeah it was basically a hose

she's like look how the hose goes through take that fda cdc whatever yeah fda stupid it's not the fda it's friday that's a nice cat cat yep it's not a cat that's awesome that's a good one i hear you like that here's how i know you like this yeah there's there's a dog involved dude you got you are the masters of studying people with interesting delivery oh this is what i love it's just the behavioral subtleties yeah cat that was the best the best part of this was just cat yeah but you like that he you like that he was menacing that guy yeah you like the menace involved and the absolute absurdity that he's like yes cat dude he's like cat yeah it's perfect this is a

perfect talk yeah i know you like that it's an outstanding topic right that's a nice cat yep it's not a cat awesome like no shit it's not can't lean far enough into his neck to to look that's not a cat i'd have been like you know what looks like a cat to me yeah that's like a cat yeah that's what i would do anyway lovely cat or my queen's above 18 i have got a very special request going out this video is the very very very request very special it's going out to a queen above 18 she just turned 50 years old and she had a good game in golf part four oh my goodness that that's amazing i don't know anything or how that works i'm not into the golfing or anything like that but yeah part four yeah anything like that anything like that you guys

need to get on my page and wish christine a very very she was gonna go for a last name but didn't he was going to try and a good job you deserve above 18 the king loves you thank you you deserve a bit of an explanation here yeah we've been following this man's talks for a while oh really yes and he does the thing where he starts his every video that he posts as like hello my queen's above 18 like he always makes a distinction he's not talking to minors right which i don't know who that occurs to but he always says it so the our listeners have now been contacting him and saying for him to make videos to her so that's oh so this is actually oh no they purposely call her i didn't even realize that christina and then they they give him the butchered last name and then

they say that she turned 50 yes they even spelled it phonetically pajetsky like that's close as you're gonna get right right and you are 50 so i am but hey congratulations nifty 50 and also how does it feel to hear the king talk about you and your golf game i have to say that it's extra creepy do you have a good golf game oh four strokes buddy um i do appreciate he wore pink and that his chest hair is showing in this one which we haven't gotten to see his chest hair i love it's just oh it's a little cheese it's a little cheese it's also it's bright and it's thick and i i really love that he was going for your last name and he was like let's all give a big shout to to christine well because it's and let's go yeah because he he could say it's page page

ski maybe you know i get it that's why i go by christina p it's like oh yeah i'm over it bros for every one's sake we are right next to the end of the rainbow it's a fucking double rainbow yes that was a very wholesome one too wasn't that awesome i mean i don't think i've ever seen somebody come up on the end of a rainbow yeah i've never i don't think i've ever seen that well but see what happened because like i think they realized at the end that it's because it's an illusion right it's like it kept getting it like it went further they were like i thought we were in it yes i thought we were in the rain yeah what happened to the rainbow it moved hold on it's not doesn't touch the ground okay there could be a there's a double rainbow now that i've seen that

that could have been the second rainbow so i'm not sure there's a long history of science in there that i'm not knowing people on the internet freaking out at rainbows yes well i'm freaked out i think rainbows are magic and they're also leprechauns and like you fucking see the end i've never seen the end of a rainbow neither i thought that yeah that's actually dope like they saw the the the bottom part who the fuck gets to see that in their lives i thought that was pretty cool very cool yeah positive see positive vibes good vibes today excellent vibes there are zero people on earth i mean absolutely fucking nobody cornier than a millennial maybe a muscly man that works at a foam kiosk or somebody on instagram where their whole personality is their fat ass but nobody and i mean nobody is

cornier than a millennial a hufflepuff dog parent coffee loving disney adult nobody cornier nobody what all right man i like that he's like hufflepuff yeah it's a good list dog parent that was pretty smart disney loving disney yeah how could you love disney yeah disney idiot you fucking corny fuck corny ass he does have a point though like there are those disney adults who don't have children who go to disney every year on those yearly paths you ever had like a neighbor who's like just a hundred percent disney all day really there are people that's hardcore disney got a corny i mean a little we had there they were these two corny ass grown adults yeah and they live down the hall from us and they had a license plate that said pixie dusted and and then we ride the

elevator and you know after a while you start to see people over and over right so we're in this very standoffish building right la's very like no one says like how are you doing it wasn't a ramp art division yeah it was it was not a good neighbor but but like you know you see the guy and uh he i was like what's up he was like feeling pretty good went to disney and i was like with your kid and he was like no we just go every weekend my wife and i was like what and that was his yeah that was their thing oh oh it's a little it's a little strange it's strange it every weekend every i understand that's a lot i understand being a disney enthusiast it is a very exciting sure it's a frant it's a it's it's an incredible franchise yeah they have a long history it's incredible there's

a lot to love there's a lot to love you're an adult it's like going to chuckie cheese every weekend and you don't have kids what are you doing yeah what are you doing it's like dude hit the strip riding a little bit yeah live a little once yeah go fuck nerds yeah cornea the best part was like we would refer to them as pixie dusted yeah at some point i feel like oh i saw a fucking pixie dusted pixie dusted yeah i was just like what a fucking dork like yeah seriously you're 36 and you're fucking going to disneyland every weekend and we were all broke as a joke we were all living in like the worst neighborhood and you're spending full admission try out i mean you got a yearly pass which had to has to be like what thousands and then every time they drive down there and they

got to spend money right this is right yeah you get something to eat eating in the park is expensive like how did they even they lived for disney i mean that really was it that's it that's why they were poor like us because they were living for disney also i've seen more custom license plates oh my god here life anywhere else what did i just i just saw the dumbest one i saw one it was a tesla and the license plate not you know sometimes things are made to look like a word yeah yeah that's a number for right right for the the sound it just said all letters fart gas that's it that was pretty cool fart gas fart gas yeah oh that's beautiful pretty clearly away yeah yeah what's up guys if you come to my girlfriend

i will beat you up if a girl comes to me i'll beat you up and she's mine forever forever and remember that i'm serious oh are you scared terrified i'm so terrified yeah and that just melts my little heart yeah that was sweet it's really sweet yeah just too horribly horribly disfigured people and they just love each other and i just it's so sweet they just i'm sorry i'm so sorry don't be sorry i just don't feel you know where my mind immediately goes that like the panic on his face walking in on her getting like triple teams and there's these three just stodged and i'm high five each other yeah i thought you were mine i was gonna fight for you bitch

it's such you just know i mean they're they're tiny kids and they're such a delicate it's gonna be over in three weeks yeah but the forever and they're gonna fight people that's a great that's a great one it's a great talk all right we've got a wrap up here this was an absolute blast with you like you are a perfect fit here man yeah yeah absolutely having me it was so fun man thanks for playing you really played along oh yeah my pleasure yeah thanks for letting me play with you with you we have oh yeah it was a blast and people you could follow you on all the socials all socials are mark ruby a that's it that's it mark ruby a twitter albums go to his youtube it's a fun fun it's a fun dive on your youtube yeah you're so talented

my goodness every week we end with a closing song from a listener oh so they create music for us oh fun yeah this song is called don't be stingy by dubri so i'm here to take you out and we'll see you guys the next week thanks for listening have a good one you don't be stingy don't be stingy no no i've been in the dark when the car don't start and the shit don't spark coming too far just to hold it all back yeah yeah yeah ready to expose you instead of closed down battle between us now battle between us now oh i said you got me fired up and no been in my love on a dark night said you like my fire this time is all about us

you only gonna shine once yeah yeah that was a lie though whoever told you was a liar don't be stingy if you got that light inside you don't be stingy don't be stingy no no revive revive i'm going through this year night on doom i'm going to my crib baby better believe i'm coming up in me when the sun comes and the flowers change oh that's gonna be good you only gonna shine once yeah yeah that was a lie though whoever told you was a liar don't be stingy if you got that light inside you don't be stingy don't be stingy no no revive revive i'm going through this year night on doom zoom into my crib baby i'll send you

you yeah me you