Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura - 682 - Stavros Halkias - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Episode Date: November 16, 2022

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then greasy then greasy then greasy then greasy then greasy then

that was, I mean that's like an ultimate banger from the show. Then burn, then burn, then greasy. You know, yeah, this song was fantastic. What a great blast from the past. First of all, you know what I love about you? I love about this hat. I love czarface. Shout out to the boys of czarface who are, you know, mommies indeed. But that hat, the nice, the red in the font brings out the red in your face today. What's happening? What the hell is going on? Well, we drove separately today and before you got here, we had a little accident on set. Because he, just so you guys know, he hasn't told me what he's done. What he's done or what they've done. Oh boy, who's they? The,

the, no, you fucking idiots. The J and the B. Yeah. No. Okay, well, tell me, I'm dying to know, you gotta tell me. Did you notice that there's a missing light here? Yeah. Yeah, it's darker. Yeah. What happened? It fell on my fucking face. What? How? Are you fucking serious? There was, like we had some work done in here and like someone forgot to like reattach like a safety like Caribbean. Fully fired up too. Oh my god, babe. Yeah. Well, yeah, because the blood on your nose and then on your eye is a little concerning. Should we go to the hospital? I don't, I feel like we shouldn't film today. No, it's fine. Those are like third degree burns on your face, sweetie. It's fine. No, but if you don't get them treated, they blister and you could really

mess your skin up, sweetie. We should probably go to the hospital. It's only my face. Right. It's not that important. Okay. No. Should we get some aloe at least? That'd probably help. Guys, can you at least get him an ointment of some kind? I mean, you're just letting him walk around with burns and cuts on his face? No, I mean, we were like, amen, we could push a little bit today, but he's, you know, a man of the show and you just wanted to platform. No, I know, but you guys are, I mean, is no one taking care of you? It's like, Tom's a commodity, guys. Without him, there is no your mom's house. Like somebody fucking take care of him. Someone's picking up some aloe. I just thought. Just put aloe vera on the fucking thing.

I will. You guys, a light? A light. How bad did it hurt, babe? It hurt like fuck. Yeah, it really hurt. I'm so sorry. I may have said some things as it felt that it's good they're not on camera. Like what? Well, what did you say? I mean, I'm not going to say it now. It wasn't good. It kind of burned. It wasn't greasy. Doesn't burn. Yeah. I believe he said it like that. He's a professional broadcaster. I'm Chuck Woolery. Chuck Woolery. My mother was so in love with Chuck Woolery. He was pretty cool though. His love connection I watched every night with my mom. I'll be back in two and two. That was like such a great dating show. And back then it was just word of like the person one

the girl would tell her side, the guy would tell their side. It was really easy and really great. It's so fascinating. I mean, it's my favorite thing is like yesterday, you know, we had somebody come over to the house who just went on a date. Yeah. As soon as someone says I went on a date, I just turn and I'm like, how'd it go? I love hearing dating stories. Yeah. If you don't know this about Tommy is that you love love. You actually are very sweet and like when we used to watch Patty Stanger's show and there was a love matchmaker, I would look over at you and you would have your hands folded on your chest smiling like, thank you, Patty. And we were like, that's a thank you, Patty. Well, the truth is like, you know, I actually, even though you watch it like a

car accident, a bad date, I prefer the ones that work out. Yeah, I really do. Like when it works out, you're like, oh, this is cool. You want love. Yeah, it's satisfying just to have two people click and connect and have it work out. I mean, the ones where they're like really bashing, you know, clashing with each other. I'm like, oh man. Just call it a night. I know. Have you ever been on a date where you fought and you were clashing? No, not fought. I mean, there's clearly, there's dates that went on where it's like immediate. This is not, yeah, this is a hard pass. Yeah. Yeah, one time I went on a date with a dude and it was like, I should have known better, but I didn't, where I'd planned like a whole day of activity.

And but I knew within 15 minutes that I was not interested, but I started to go through with the activity and then he was like trying to hold my hand and I was like, oh, yeah, that's a bad one. It was so stupid. Now you guys just go for coffee. This person told us, by the way, I won't go into all the details, but one of the things was that afterwards she had told him like, you know, I don't want to, whatever, see you again or something. And he was like, cool. Can you Venmo me for what you ate? I mean, and then I was at least thinking, even though that's crazy, I'm thinking, I was thinking, you know, they went to a nice dinner, they had tacos. He wanted her to send him like five bucks. Five dollars.

Five dollars. You know what I would have done? Here's a hundred, lose my number. Yeah, lose my fucking number, forget you ever met me and take yourself off whatever app it is that you met me on. Jesus shit, though. I mean, can you imagine how crazy is that person's psychological makeup where you're like, five dollars, five dollar taco, pretty crazy, pretty crazy. Yeah, no, the one that I that I think I've talked about it before, but I was, man, I feel terrible even saying it, but I was at a place in Hollywood at a bar somewhere. And it was, you know, it was nighttime and it was not the best lit. And this woman came up to me and was like, you're cute. Can I have your number? And I was like, wow, I mean, you know, that doesn't happen to me every day.

And I was like, sure, I gave her my number. She called me the next day and was like, do you want to go out Friday? I was like, okay. And then I went to meet her somewhere. And I was like, oh, this, this daylight's a whole different story. Yeah. Yeah. And I just fucking, I was doing what you were doing kind of where you're like, I just want this to be over. I don't know how to say it. So I'm just going through the motions. And I'm, and I'm giving no signal. I'm not like pretending to be interested. I'm doing the opposite. I'm just being like, God, I was just like, mother fucker, could this please end? I know. And the worst is like, hold on. Okay. The worst is when they can hear you scratching. Okay. And scritchety scratching your dog, your dog for

the worst part of the date with this dude. Yeah. Is that like, at the end of the date will come, and then they'll always try to friend you. Yeah. Yeah. She tried to kiss me too. Oh, that's the worst part of a date is like, okay, now we French. And you're like, I don't, I don't want to French you. You know how the whole thing didn't go well? I don't want to seal it with a kiss. But they don't see that. So they must be not checked into your whole vibe. Like, you're not vibing, but they think you're vibing. Or they're just like, well, you know, this is just this person's way of being on a date, but they're still going to be down for the physical. And you're like, no, the whole thing's connected. Psycho. It's connected.

So glad we're not dating other people right now. Not dating would be rough. Yeah. The, yeah, that was so much anxiety. That's, that's the thing is when it's not going well, and it's right out of the gate, you're just riddled with just crippling anxiety. Oh my, it is crippling. It's I hated it. Like just getting ready. Do you know what this person's about? They're going to come get you. You got to get to know them. The pressure of like, do I French them? Do I not French? I hate it. I hate it. But even with you, I liked, I liked you so much. I liked you though. I'm glad we're still together. We're not dating other people right now. Right now. Right now. We're keeping a relationship close. We're not Paulie yet. Right now. Okay.

So did you like that? Because I know today, I mean, there's this whole, Did I like what? This whole, did I like what? Yeah, you said, did you like that? You sound like your sister. Did I like what? Did I like what? I'm going to explain it to you, red face. Jesus, don't get so angry. You're all fired up. Okay, listen. I had a light fall on my fucking face. I know. And you look terrible. You should be in the hospital not recording this podcast right now. So listen. Yeah. A lot of chicks probably listening want to know, did you like it when the woman pursued you? Yeah, it was very flattering. If I could be honest, it was very flattering at the time. I remember that because that wasn't a, well,

look, it's not something, it's happened to me where I was like, aggressively pursued. In my life, it probably happened to me three or four times. So it's not like it was, well, I'm saying that's not a lot. So the times that it happened, you, you know, you're kind of taken by it, right? Wow. Yeah. Just a hot piece of ass. Yeah. People love you. Chicks want to get to know you. Chicks are like, I got to have it. Give me your red face. There was that time where that chick brought me back to her place. Yeah. And she was just wanted to score, you know, that was clearly what was happening. And when we, when we were, What? What? Hold on. You finished the story. It's like, when we were all done.

What are these pigs? Right? When we're done. I kept, I said something. I was like, yeah, I forget what I said, but she goes, you don't have to keep talking. And I was like, okay. Okay. It was a total role reversal. You know, I was like, so do you like, she was like, how about you shut up? And did you like that? No, no, I didn't like it at all. Why? Because it sounds like every guy's dream. Isn't that what dudes want? You chick, shut up, chick. Just fuck. I thought that's what all the guys dream about. I think depending, I mean, here's the thing. It was, you know, we had met earlier that day and a few hours before. So it's like, you know, that's every man's, that's what gauges. No,

but I mean, she was like, I was, you know, I was attracted to her. I was trying to meet somebody, I guess, you know, you're in the meeting stage. I mean, we obviously jumped over a lot of stages, but still I thought, okay, like I'll just see what's, you know, if we have a good report. She was like, I got what I wanted, like, shut the fuck up, dude. And I was like, okay. I forgot to wear a deodorant today and I'm sweating from that story. Very cool. It makes me, can I tell you something? It makes me so uncomfortable to hear you talk about begging other chicks. I, like, like, I know we joke about being Polly and stuff, like,

I would be so profoundly unhappy if we, we were swingers or three some, like I would fucking melt. You'd have to put me in a mental institution. If I saw you fucking another woman, like, no, I'm just saying, can I tell you why? Oh, tell me why? Because I had a conversation with a girlfriend who was like, yeah, I totally have a threesome with my husband. And I was like, what? What? One of your friends? I'm not telling you who.

It was one of your friends? Yes. Okay. And I was like, wait, fucking what, dude? Like, are you crazy? It wouldn't make you jealous? She's like, no, I'm not at all. I'm like, wow, that's... Why did she say it wouldn't make her jealous? She's like, because I just, I know, no, she goes, unless the woman had something I didn't have, like, physically, like, let's say she's got small tits and the, like, hungry little tits and then

that chick's got big old milkers and she'll, then she'll be jealous. So she'd pick a body type to do this with? I think so. Okay. Yeah. Oh, man. I would fucking murder that stupid bitch, though, the other girl in the three way. I feel like, yeah. Okay, I think that's a good reason to maybe not get it started. I'm sweating again, just to know how angry I am.

So you're not done with threesomes? No. Or being poly anymore. We've done it enough. Okay. Let's, how about this? Let's start the show. Fine. This is for you American men, mainly middle age and older. Those of you men who are single, tired of being alone, tired of being not just rejected by American women, but not even noticed, not even seen, not even acknowledged, tired of feeling like a nobody feeling invisible. We get it. Jesus Christ.

Tired of beating your brains out and killing yourself, trying to get an American woman at least interested in you, tired of feeling like you don't add up to their ridiculously unattainable standards, then stop trying, stop trying. Instead, go to the Philippines. And Christina Pajitsi, Christina Pajitsi. Welcome to your mom's house. To the Philippines. Oh, God, that was funny. That might, is mine. Did you order in here? Oh my God, give it to me. I'm dying. I'm sweating. I'm laughing too hard. This might be the greatest clip of the build up. He's like, you want to die.

You want to dig a grave, throw yourself in it. These ridiculous standards that these women have. You know, what's interesting though is that my father would always say that about American women too. Yeah, he didn't like them. He's like, they don't, they don't bring you food. They don't cook for you. Nothing. Bring me sandwich, bring me plate of salami, something. You know, they work all the time. Oh my God. This is the exact brand. Thank you. And this is the exact smell. Do you want to take a step out? They don't care. Okay. It's the, oh my God, smell how good this smells. I've had dove. I got it. No, no, the cucumber one.

Smell how good that is. Okay. Like you want to eat it, huh? It's very nice. All right, I'll step out. Okay. I'll be a lady. Oh my God. I'm going to go. Just right there, Jesus. I know. I was just trying to say, just step off camera, not step out of the building. So embarrassing. Okay. That's so much better now. Okay. Okay. Yeah, your dad was- Is this guy? And he also, he dated women from other countries of quite a few. Yeah. He far preferred it. Far preferred it. So he did date, remember when he dated the American woman? Yes, for a while. That was, there was one American that he-

But she had a kind of submissive approach. He liked it because she was submissive. She was bipolar. Yeah. That's not what submissive means. Yeah, I know. She was something. No, no, she was. Yeah. But you know what he didn't like about her? He liked that. I like that she works, but too much working. Oh, too much. She worked too long. And then I come home, there's no dinner, house is dirty. She doesn't bring me beer, bring me something. And American women fat. Yeah. And they don't look, they don't age well. So he likes, he's like the Asian ladies, Chinese, good, Filipino, good. They age well. They stay skinny, nice and skinny. Yeah. That's a big thing, you know? You got to stay skinny. Oh, yeah. Well, in, especially in Europe, I mean,

yeah. Yeah. He's right about that, though, American women. It's a big deal, right? They let themselves get fatter. Everybody, as Americans in general, compared to the rest of the world. Yeah. I mean, there's, in this country, we're like, it's fine. Yeah, we burnt out. And in fact, you can be a model in this country. We burnt out? Yeah. Everybody just burnt themselves. Yeah. But yeah, my mom married. Yeah. It is disgusting. Yeah. Yeah. My dad did marry. It's time that we bring back that shaming. Yeah. Yeah, I got it. Yeah. My third mom, is this my third or my fourth mom? I think my fourth mom is Filipino or something too. I don't know. I don't talk to her, so. Yeah, yeah. Your current mom. My current mom. She's so crazy. I

don't even know her. She's my stepmom. I have a stepmom who's younger than me, and from a literally the Philippines. Like, it was crazy. She's not from the Philippines. Where are she from? She's Vietnamese. She is? Yes. Really? Yes. I don't even know. I've never met her. I've never met her either, but I do know that she's Vietnamese. You remember that part? Yes. Oh, my God. I'm a Vietnamese stepmother. Yeah. He's pretty cool though, this guy. There are multitudes upon multitudes upon multitudes upon multitudes upon multitudes of women who will love and accept you just as you are. Women who will treasure you and value you and appreciate you just as you are. This guy is beat down. Go where

you're celebrated, not where you're tolerated. That's Oprah Winfrey said that. Go where you're appreciated, not where you are rejected. Got it. Wow. How broken is he though for this? Oh, he's seen some dark days. He's had some really rough days. It's kind of sad. It's very sad, but I'm happy that he found love in the Philippines. I'm happy he found the Philippines in general. Yeah. Poor buddy. Listen, nobody should suffer. You should definitely go to the Philippines to find love. If it's not working out for you here. I mean, 90-day fiance, that's one thing we've learned. Is that it's all love. It all works out really well. Whether it be in Nigeria or the Philippines, you can find the love of your life. Brazil, Jamaica, the Ukraine. Especially the Ukraine.

A lot of soulmates in the Ukraine. Young 28-year-old soulmates just waiting. I like Fendi bag. Lots of stairs. I agree though. I would go to Philippines. They're in sweeter, nicer culture than Ukraine. Definitely. Very sweet. Yeah. Yeah. The Ukrainians are harsh. Is that where you would go then? Yeah. If I were this guy, well, let me just think. Well, I like Asian, Chinese maybe. Yeah. I like that culture very much. Sure. I don't know much about the Filipino culture, honestly. Do you? Where would you go? Or Thai? Very nice. Nice. I think Brazil would be pretty, pretty cool. Brazil. Yeah. If you're into butts, then that's great. I like a big butt. Can I lie? I like Brazil. I changed my answer now,

Tom. Oh, okay. If I'm a lonely white guy, I would go to Brazil. I like that language. Now, back to the threesomes. Are you down with a two-guy threesome? I don't. You know, my heart and I, in reality, yes, I would love to, no, I'm just kidding. I can't. Yeah. If, is it on a bus? Yes. Okay. Yeah. As long as we're traveling and going new places, would you be okay with me having two guys? Well, I'm asking you, you can't, I'm asking of your interest first. Well, who's the, it depends on who the other guy is. Like we need to pick. Okay. So the answer is yes, depending on who the other guy is. Of course, because I don't get jealous. I wouldn't be jealous of another guy banging me. That's a dream come true.

What? Why is this logic not making sense to you? It's a dream come true. It's everybody's fantasy. Okay. Yeah. Who doesn't want two guys banging them? I don't know. It just gets quite a reverse from what? Oh, you don't want two guys. What's the reverse? Me and another girl is too, too, too loaded for me. I would be out of my mind. Right. That's the opposite. That's what I'm trying. Yeah, but you're different than me. You're much more, and you're not as jealous as me. You might be able to handle it emotionally. Okay. So we're actually doing a sales pitch on this now. You know, you're in great physical shape. You're very handsome. You're very smart.

So therefore, this is something. You're gonna be threatened if Henry Cavill watches this and is like, oh. I volunteer, mate. I'll put down my figurines for a minute, and I'll come over or whatever if I can do it. You'd be down with that. Yeah. Okay. Would you be down with that? Yeah, totally. Oh, wow. Yeah. Let's go. Really? Yeah. Your college roommate had three sons regularly? With two dudes, yeah. Oh, him and another guy? Him and another guy. Like, it would be the same dude, and they would just always be kind of like double teaming someone. Really? And I shared a room with them. So I'd get like census rooms like, eh, Nadava, me and, me and my friend, we're gonna be hosting a guest

tomorrow between two and four. So if you could go do something else. Wow. Yeah. So that's like his thing. He did it pretty regularly. Wow. Yeah. There was a couple of times I walked down, and it was happening, and they're like, hey, you want in on this? Or like, I think I'm all right, dude. Jesus. See, the issue with this is who, what friend do you bang other chicks with? You know what I'm saying? Oh, this guy found a good friend. That's what I'm saying. Like, who's the friend that you wouldn't mind ejaculating in front of? Could you do a threesome with Burt? No. Right? Like, who's the friend? Is it somebody who's close to you or somebody who's an acquaintance? Maybe it's a friend who you just have, you know, you have like a that relationship with. In other

words, you guys only connect on that level. We just bang these chicks together. Yeah, that's how they connect, you know. They're not doing all the other stuff together. They're just like, we bang together. How do you find this friend? You just got to be open. Like, I found the guy that I'm cool with. You're not turned on? It's God. It's not. This is the new version of God. I don't like this kind of music. I don't like this form. No. That's who I approve of. No. That's who you're getting. That's who you're getting. No, this is not my style of goth. I'm traditional. I'm a trad goth. What if I brought in a goth? Would that be cool? Let me just think who. Robert Smith, but I like him young. Well, yeah, that's not possible. No, I know that.

Hold on, hold on. Oh, look how cute he was. Yeah, I do a threesome with that guy. It's like another chick. That's fine. Oh, Peter Murphy. Peter Murphy. You can bang me. Well, he's in rehab right now, but maybe when he gets out. That you'd be down with? I love Peter Murphy. Not Peter Murphy. Oh, just Peter Murphy today. He's in rehab. Yes, he's had a few things. This is who you want. Look at the beard. I like him. That's right before he went to rehab. He's great. I love Peter Murphy. He's goth. He's OG goth like I like. I just want to point out the absolute swing in emotion that took place where it was like, this is not okay. Then you're like, this is I am down.

Well, I was thinking threesome with a woman. I know a woman. I can't do that. But like the men thing, you're not rejecting that idea at all. No. That guy's so intense. I don't like that. So would you do you're down then with with DPing then, right? Well, no. What do you mean? No. Now there's all these fucking stupid rules. Maybe you're okay with your dick grinding against another guy's dick. Well, I mean, in this situation, yeah. Again, the problem is who do you find that you're comfortable? Don't worry about that. I'll find them. How are you going to interview somebody? Who are you comfortable with to DP me with? Well, you just let it happen. I am letting it. I'm asking you a very practical question.

Who can we find that you'd be willing to DP me with? There's a lot of variables here. Just find somewhere from the show. I'll just start looking through the videos. The Filipino guy. The Filipino guy? The guy, the guy likes the Philippines. He's so sad. Yeah, but he won't be that day. I'm surprised. Oh, let's do some nice segue here. Guys, are you in Biloxi, Mississippi? Come see me at the Bo Ravage Resort and Casino November 18th. And then the next night, November 19th, I'm in Ben Salem, Pennsylvania at the Parks Casino. And then Donia Beach, Dane Donia Beach, November 2nd and 3rd, Donia Beach at the Improv. And that's it for this year. I will be announcing

my tour for next year shortly. Excite and amaze. I can't stop crying. I'm tearing because my body rejects this idea of us. Why are you rejecting this? I'm trying. Who would you fuck me with? Will you stop asking me the same fucking question? Because it matters. I just told you, I don't know yet. You know, you're so angry with that right side. You look angrier than ever. You act like it's happening in 20 minutes or something. Because I like this discussion. I like to keep the ball going on this. I don't want you to drop it. I don't know. All right, I will be in Santiago, Chile, Lima, Peru, Mexico City. Oh my God. And then my European tour, Budapest, Berlin, Copenhagen, Oslo, Paris, Athens, Prague, Zurich, Vienna, Barcelona, Madrid, Dublin,

Glasgow, Belfast, London, Birmingham, Manchester and Reykjavik. Reykjavik. Those are some banger cities, homie. Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring. How fun. Come to go.com.com slash tour. Berlin. You know I love Berlin. Yeah. Hopefully this time in Budapest, you'll have an easier time of it. You should hook up with our friends there, my friends. Oh, I was thinking of my friend. Your porno, the guy that wants you to make a porno. Oh, so Freddie. What about that is a double team? You should hook up with my friends. I introduced you to them. What about Rocco? Okay. Now you're talking. You're talking about a professional. Yeah, a real pro. Oh my god. Yes, a thousand times yes. Yes. This guy's perfect for a three-way. Yeah. Oh my god. I love

Rocco. Yeah, I'm telling you this. You wouldn't be the same after. No. The problem with him is, yeah, you're torn up. You're going to bleed. I'm going to bleed. Yeah. I'm going to. If he goes in my beehull. Oh, but first of all, he doesn't not go in beehulls. Well, I know. There is no option for the beehull. I can't. I don't know. I'm going to have to think about it now. Think about it. I asked for you a legend. A legend. He hasn't consented yet, Tom. He's down. He is down. Trust me. You're going to weep. Oh my god. That's cool. Thanks. Is that what you want from me? I mean, it would be fun to watch. Like, hey, you like that threesome now? Huh? You fucking slut? Is that what you're going to say to me?

Could you imagine? He's fucking aggressive. Having a three-way with Rocco Safredi, he is just a jack hand. He'd be like, okay, Tom, your turn. It's good. It's good. Be confident. Be confident. Oh my god. Totally. Okay. He's still like, couchy. He's like, it's all that hurts. Yeah. And then you go, oh, he's like, it's okay. It's okay. Oh my god. He's like, I really hurt. She's like, no, it doesn't. You're like, no, it still does. Oh, shit. Have you ever wanted to do a mother and daughter? Like, has that ever been a thing for you? Not really. Yeah, that seems weird to me too. Yeah. We've already discussed twins. Everybody wants to fuck twins. Yeah, twins would be fun. Mother daughters, no, that's not really a

real actual thing for me. No. Okay. Yeah, just me and me and Olsa Freddy just kind of hanging out. High five. High five in each other. Yes. Yes. Yeah. That would be so hard. I wonder, but I wonder if he bangs like that in real life or if that's just the porno version, you know? I mean, I think he has to get it out somewhere. I think if he's not doing that in real life, he's doing it somewhere because yeah, he doesn't, you know, the dude is like stepping on necks and like, you know, he's aggressive. He's a little aggressive. Well, then. A little. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, maybe not Rocco then. I changed my mind. He's too aggressive, babe. He's gonna hurt me. Babe. Yeah, I don't know. Okay. Well, then you'll just have to like figure it out, you know.

You'll have to think about it. I'm surprised I haven't had a threesome. I feel like my 20s were such a disaster. Oh, that that would have been the error for it. Like, I could have had some boyfriend easily talk me into some just destructive, emotionally traumatizing sexual experience. I had the worst threesome story you can experience. Oh, let's hear it. Which is that two girls told me they wanted to have a threesome after, like, well, one of them told me that her and the other girl, I know both of them. She's like, we were gonna have a threesome with, we wanted to have a threesome with you like X night, like a while ago. And I'm like, okay. And she's like, yeah, I don't know. We just,

we just didn't end up calling you. And we did end up having a threesome that night with Woody Harrelson. Oh my God. And I'm like, why are you telling me this? And she's like, I don't know. Woody Harrelson beat you to it. But they first of all, I didn't know any of it. It wasn't like this was a story that she informed me of all of it. We wanted to that night. We were looking, we wanted to find you. We wanted to do this. And then ends up telling me, we ended up doing it with Woody Harrelson. Why even tell you? That's my point. It was so I was like, thanks, tell you, thanks for the story. I even say anything. Yeah. But you could have had someone talk you into it. You think I feel like, you know, my twenties were so dysfunctional,

like you make so many bad decisions. That's that easily probably could have happened. I was such a retard that it's an entire decade of retardery. Like you just make horrendous fucking choices. Like, I mean, I'm surprised you can survive those that decade. It's so fucking. Can I tell you I'll tell you the stupidest shit I did in my twenties. Okay. And I'm so like, I'm so embarrassed and ashamed even. Okay. Like, so I don't want to say it. I told you I spit on some girl at a party that I was, I thought she'd hooked up with my, my on again, off again boyfriend and they fucking threatened to beat her ass at this party. And then I spit on her when she left. She left the party because I was threatening her. And then when she was walking away, I hung

out the window and I fucking spit on this chick. Okay. Okay, now you go. That's so embarrassing. Yeah. Well, I thought she hooked up with my man. And you were wrong. Well, they both deny it to this day. To this day. Yes. You've brought it up again. Yeah. Well, because I'm still friends with the guy. Yeah. Like we're, you know, we're all middle aged dorks. So yes, we've talked about it. He said no. Still to this day denies, but there was evidence. Oh, okay. I found, I'll just tell you, I found a pair of panties next to his bed that did not belong to me. And, but that was a party house in all fairness. It was, it was the party house. No, then then they could have been, he could be telling the truth. I know. But I still

spit on this chick. Yeah, that's pretty bad. That's pretty bad. Oh my God. It's okay. She got really fat. So that is cool. No, I'm happy. Like she was cute and I didn't want her to be cute anymore. And then she got fat and I was like, okay. You're like, that's cool. We're gonna be fucking insane. Oh, I know. Hell half no fury, my friend. Okay. So no, I don't have, I don't remember doing. Never threatened. Well, I know one time you did because somebody insulted your mother. Yeah, that was different. That's different. That's different. Someone fucking with your mom is a lifelong thing. Yes. As long as you have that mom, you're just like, all right, I'll kill you.

Fucking kill you. Yeah. I mean, I think the most, I just think of the most like lost that I've been in that era. I think there's two times. One was, you know, when I was in college, I interned at America's Most Wanted and they made me basically, I was basically a free producer for them for their spinoff show, Final Justice. And I was making episodes like fairly producing, yeah, for free. And then when they hired me, they gave me far less responsibilities as an employee now. And I was like losing my mind because I'm sitting around doing like, you know, not nearly the amount of work. And I'm like, this is the paid part. Like I was doing more work when I was, and I just felt like, what the fuck am I doing here?

And I knew that I had to, so I moved to LA and I didn't know what the fuck to do. Like LA, when you arrive in LA, you're like, what the fuck do I do here? And I wanted to pursue, you know, comedy in some way. And I remember a few years in, I had started doing stand up, but I'm working these post jobs like logging and post coordinating. Horrible. And I'm just like, I'm doing like one spot a month on a bringer show. I feel myself spiraling. I mean, I'm staying up to like, I'm working graveyard shifts, staying up to like eight in the morning. I'm eating like bad food. I'm not exercising. I'm just gaining weight and I'm just like, I feel lost. And I don't know what to do.

That's what I think of when I think of my 20s is being lost like that. Yeah. And not knowing what to do and not knowing how to resolve it. And then falling further into the spiral by just like staying in my cave. So just like drawing the blinds. Yeah, isolating. I think that's why I associate video games negatively. You know, I don't actually dislike gaming. But to me, I think of the era that I did it the most is then. It's when I was the most lost and it was like my escape. So I play video games till like four or five hours at a time. And then I would be like, then you the game's over and you're like, oh, I haven't fucking done

anything. You know, that is dark. Yeah, it was a dark time where I felt really lost. Same Z's how funny. So I same era era is like you graduate from college and you're like, I have this degree. What the fuck do I do with my life? Yeah. And then same thing, even though I'd grown up in LA, I remember these wilderness years of like, what do I do? Do I go to law school? I was unemployed one time for like, it felt like three months. And I the same thing I draw the blinds every day, wake up late as shit play. I played puzzle bubble. That was my video game of choice. Hours until 5pm when Roger Lodge came on with blind date. That's the only thing that stopped me from playing puzzle bubble was blind date. And then I'd watch that go back to the puzzle bubble,

eat ice cream, smoke cigarettes. And I haven't had a neighbor, this elderly woman, but downstairs. And she said to me one day, she goes, you know, Christina, it's not healthy to stay inside all day long. And I was like, how do you know what I'm doing? And it was that thing too of like, how do I get out of this? I don't know what to do with my life. I don't know. I don't know what I want to be. Maybe I'll go to law school. Maybe I'll take the LSAT. I started studying for the LSAT. I took the LSAT. I got into law school. I hated that. I dropped out of that. It was like just chaos. And you know, I'm trying to remember how we get out of this. And I think it was just one step at a time, right? Yeah. I took a job at like a bar. And then I started working

in a bar at nights. And then I was like, okay, I'll get an agent. I'll audition for stuff. Then I auditioned for things. That kind of did just do anything when you're in that state, right? Just do something. Get a job. You gotta do something. Just do something. Even befriending, like getting friends, like having a friend that is not exactly in the same mental place you're in can be like, oh, you know, like for me, it was sickler, I think, honestly. Really? Because he, he was a few years older than me. And he had, you know, he'd been working a little bit longer. And I would just like, I would be like, oh, I feel like, oh, this is like the world going over to his place. And then yeah, he kind of showed you what the next step is.

Yeah. And but also like the hanging out, because I was just like isolating. I would isolate. Oh, me too. And then I would hang out with him. And then we do, yeah, we talk about comedy and then we would do shows together. So that would be like, oh, and I would befriend him and like, full charge and, you know, that circle, that kind of brought me out of that funk. But I did feel lost, you know. Me too, for about three years. And then when I was 26, I started Tangier. And then all you guys came into my world, full charge and you and Ryan and all that crew. Yeah. Even like the whores I was with in that era were not like,

they didn't make me feel like I'm out of this rut, you know, they were just, you know, deposit boxes, basically. Oh my God. Well, I was living with a guy at the time and I was still in this darkness. And I remember what girls do is they, we throw our energy into the other person instead of like focusing on ourselves. You're like, yeah, I'm going to fix him. He's, and then you're like, oh God, when you learn that that's not the way out either. This part of life though, learning. Because that guy ain't going to solve my fucking problems. My problems are in there.

Oh my goodness. Yeah, what a dark time. It's just the worst time. Thank God, I wouldn't go back to my twenties for all the money in the world. No, no, I wouldn't want to relive that either. I think the forties are good. Thirties, like by your mid thirties, you've got shit figured out. Maybe. Maybe, not everybody, but I feel like we were on our way. Like once we had our first child, I was 38. Yeah, that's late. Late as fuck. Yeah. Yeah. And then you just get a sense of calmness like when you're. Yeah. Yeah. Well, there's also, you know,

take this guy off. I can't. Okay, I'll show you something else. He's such a poser. He's such a fucking weekender, you know what I mean? Or has developed a pretty large following all across America, and Funny Man was sharing some pretty colorful opinions about our home city of Peary. It all came in a recent podcast that had Joe Rogan laughing. Take a look. I hate Erie, Pennsylvania so much. Erie, Pennsylvania. Such a fucking dump. A bunch of losers. It's a depressed town with a depressed economy. And if you live there, you know you're a fucking zero. Just get out.

Yeah. And Joe Rogan's reaction with the white eyes is kind of a lot of folks reaction this morning. Our Megan Slunski is joining us live in the newsroom with more on white. Scott Sagira feels this way about Erie. Good morning, Megan. Good morning. Well, Mark Brissa, many people had very different reactions to seeing that clip, but the question is why? Why did Tom Sagira feel this way? Well, this is a longstanding opinion of his. Tom Sagira has been vocal about his hatred for Erie, but why? Why does he hate Erie? What happened here that makes him think? Just a depressed town with a depressed economy,

and if you live there, you know you're a fucking zero. According to Dave Litch Jr., who is the owner of Jr.'s Last Laugh at the time of Sagira's visit, there was a large group that was attending a show, and they requested that Tom do a clean performance. It started, I think, I don't know, 10, 10, 11 years ago. He had been at the comedy club, and there was one particular show that a group had bought a big lot of tickets, and my partner at the time asked him if we could kind of go tone it down for that show. He actually, he did, and he did a great job. First of all, I have to interrupt here, because he's only telling a partial truth here.

It was the club policy. The club's policy was clean comedy only. So I'm just pointing, I'm not saying it's the reason for this, but what he's saying is only a half truth. So when the, when the, that gig that he's talking about, I don't remember meeting this guy, but I'm just saying that it was owned by a woman, and her husband was the bartender, and she was the, and she liked clean comedy. So when I got called, first time I worked there, I worked there as a feature, and, you know, you do 20 minutes clean, I was like, okay, and then I got booked a headline there, and they tell you that it has to be clean over, and, I mean, when it, when your agent books it, he goes, can you do, you're like, yeah,

like, if you accept that you're doing it, when they pick you up from the airport, like, you know, you got to be clean, right? And you're like, yeah, you guys told me when I booked the gig, then you get to the club, they're like, you know, it's got to be clean. And I go, yes, they just tell you over and over and over. So I'm just pointing out that it wasn't a group, it was the club. It was their policy. The club was, this is clean comedy. Okay. Segura shared a similar account of that night at junior's when he made a guest appearance on a recent podcast title, you might be drawn. So that clean thing came from this woman who bought the club and her husband would work the bar. And he would like pull you, so you got to be clean.

You guys have said this like eight times, man. Yeah. And then I remember I did a set where I worked clean. I did a clean 45 or whatever it was then. And then when I got off stage, the lady goes, did you say? What did you say? Oh, stop. She goes, did you say penis? And I go, that's anatomically correct. And she was like, okay, okay, I'm like, is it, this is the degree to which we're talking about this by Megan to dig into this one and go back and find out some of the backstory. This is unreal. Even hearing that, it feels like there's got to be more to it. That level of anger. Yes. And the reaction that Megan has a little bit over the top, local leaders, you don't want to miss. I'll be sure to stay with us at 630 local leaders.

A David Walter. Yeah, it's tough to describe our home in good conditions this morning. At least when you take a look at what's coming down out the door, it's a mess out there. I have for Tom, the reason he's so mad is because he wasn't voted in the top 10 of the sexiest bald men alive. That's what I'm here. Burn David Walter. David Walter, you're gonna get it, man. Oh, you did not. David Walter, 87. Check your social media in about an hour, pal. You're gonna get the full G treatment. Eerie news now is on our radar. Well, I took that clip to one of our elected officials to see exactly how he reacted to hearing what's a girl has to say. This is crazy. This was not Harry

Pennsylvania. At least they're laughing. Something keeps funny. Others, not so much. Oh, Jesus Christ. I didn't find it funny at all. Eerie is a wonderful place to live. I feel blessed. I've lived here my whole life. I love it. Everybody in my family loves it, and everybody I work with, it loves it. All right, mayor, you get reelected. I got it. We asked Mayor Joe Shumber now that he knows how Cigura feels about Eerie. What would he say to Tom if he had the chance? I'd say, Tom, just spend an hour with me. Let me really show you what Eerie is all about so you can appreciate it. Oh, no. And you can tell the rest of the world about how great Eerie is. However, not everyone who saw the clip found the comments outrageous.

You have to laugh at yourself sometimes. So that's funny. I mean, he's funny. Thank you, police department. Eerie gets it. He gets it. He got it. Rob. Thanks, Rob. This is hilarious that this is so controversial in Eerie News Now. I cannot believe it. Interesting to hear that comment, Megan. Two members of the Eerie Police Department. Those are the ones who were kind of leaning on the funny side? Yes, they felt that he's trying to make fun of Eerie, and it's his job as a comedian to make jokes, so they didn't take it too heavy-heartedly like our mayor did. Yeah, definitely. And lots of people take it differently. Interesting, though, people with salaries paid by the people of City of Eerie to protect and serve the people

of Eerie. I think Megan's the one. Wow. Wow. He's a good job with the cops. He's like, your job is to serve us. Okay. I think Mark is the one who's upset. Mark Soliday is not happy. Mark is providing this hard-hitting news. I think Mark is the one who's got the stuck in his crotch. Guys, what's his Twitter handle? Mark Soliday, Eerie News. I don't know. Wait, where is Megan reporting from? She's just next door. She's right there. She's in studio. Yes. Why did I have to question Megan live? She's live from the newsroom. It's so silly. Yeah, live is so- I cannot believe this. You know what was funny about live? We learned this when you're a high-level

comm major like I was, is that they do lives. It's supposed to be like, you go like, oh, this is live. Hearing that it's live makes you go like, this is more important and this is in the moment. Then the piece that they show you is pre-taped. All is pre-taped. You don't have to be live for any part of it. It can just all be pre-taped. It's a package. And just air that package, but they're like, we're going live now to Megan Solinsky in the newsroom. Megan, she's like, here's the piece I already shot. That's it. That's all she does, live. And they could have put Megan in an exciting location. This looks like she's in the- It looks like a light hit her in the head because look at the-

look how it's lit behind her. There's huge shadows. Come on, I know. She might have been at YMA earlier in the day. She's reporting from like the office supplies closet. Yeah, the closet. Where are you reporting? There's a copy machine behind it. I know. And there's a shit hanging down. And why couldn't they light that better? I don't know. Put Megan. Well, look, I accept the mayor's offer to spend an hour together. Oh, no. I'm just putting that out there. I accept, I will come out with a crew and I will spend an hour with you. And we will talk about Erie and we'll go back and forth on, you know, what you like,

what I don't like. And we'll see if we can get somewhere. I really want- I want us to, you know, find a way to heal. Good job, Tom. Yeah, I want to heal. Sounds like you're gonna have to take like four planes to get there. I don't think Erie has an airport. I don't fly commercial. Oh, boy. Erie, Erie's fired up at you, Tom. The community is, is just completely frothing at the, at the mouth over you. I'm very excited about this new development. I can't believe this made me. I mean, between this episode has the Philippines, Rocco joining us in a threesome. The Erie news story. This is an auto classic right here. A light hit me in the face. This doesn't get any better than this. You look amazing. Thanks.

Yeah. Yeah. You're bleeding under, you know, your nose is bleeding a little. I don't, I'm, I'm tough. I don't care. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Can I pee really quick? Yeah. Why don't we just take a break and we'll be back with our guests. And we're back and he just announced his new tour, the Fat Rascal Tour. Stavros, thanks for coming in, man. Thank you guys for having me. Yeah, I'm pumped. I'm, I'm nervous. I'm playing some big rooms. Are you? It's not gonna work, you know. It's not gonna work. You know, when you're like, you're like, oh, shit, shit's going good. You know, I'm scared. Well, that's it. That's good though. That means that you, it matters to you and that, I mean, you're going to do great, but having no nerves is fucking weird. Yeah, yeah.

For sure. Psychotic. Those are, yeah. The thing is, the people who have no nerves don't end up playing those rooms. That's true. Yeah. Yeah. That's absolutely correct. You're like, okay, buddy. Like that's the same guy that likes listening to his set. Of course. Of course. You're like, you're a fucking crazy person. Yeah. No, because it's just like my, when you like grow up poor, your dreams are so attainable. You know what I mean? So it's like, I maxed out my dreams like four years ago. I was like, what? Like shit's gonna keep going. Like no joke. I grew up in Baltimore. I was like, I just want to headline McGooby's joke house. And shout out to McGooby's. I love that club. But it was like, I just literally wanted to be like a road headliner that made

$1,500. Sure. And I was like, fucking, that's it. Dude. And now, you know, like I quit my first, the first time I quit my job, I made $4,000 doing comedy. I was like, this is it. I quit my job. And I had to get a job like, you know, a month later. But that's how that's how like, that's what I thought success was. So I'm like, now I'm scared that there's actual stakes. When I got a manager, I got a manager in 2007. Yeah. And it was a big management company. And the next day, he's like, Hey, you have an, I got you an audition for this movie with Eddie Murphy. So I just, that's all he got me an audition. I quit my job. And then I told him, I was like, yeah, I quit my job. He goes, why?

I'm going to be a Norbit. What do you mean? Why? I'm auditioning for an Eddie Murphy thing. He's like, there's like 1200 people auditioning for that. And he's like, oh, shit. Yeah, yeah. That's awesome. Respect. Well, you're so funny. I just wanted to say that I am a huge, I've been a huge fan of you for so long. Thank you. I appreciate that. You're Stavi Baby. I call you Stavi Baby. Is it Stavi Baby or Stavi Baby? Stavi Baby on Instagram. Stavi Baby too. I have been a long time admirer of your Instagram account. Thank you so much. It means a lot. I even reference you in my act. That's awesome. Holy shit. Yeah. An adult baby diaper wear. And that's me. I'm the adult baby diaper wear. That's him. And for those of you

know, oh my God, that's huge. Yes, because I didn't know it was a joke at first. Of course. Yeah, I did. Yes, there was there's something really funny that happened in my career where like the steps are hilarious, where it's like, you know, at first it was like, you know, I was just like a solid comic from Baltimore that I would open for Bobby Kelly and Tom Papa. And then for a stretch, I was like, I'm fat naked man on the internet for like a year and a half, where it was like, no one really knew I did comedy. I wasn't like on the road a lot. There's nothing to promote. And people were like, this is just a guy. They were just like, yeah. And that was me. That was you. Yeah, I would get, yeah, we DM'd when I don't think you knew I did stand up. Like I tried to get on the

show and I think you thought I was like some mentally ill man. Perfect. Exactly. I was going to be in the cool guy club, you know, but later on, I was like, oh, like, which was a problem. Because for a while people just did not know I was a stand up comedian. And most of my DMS were like horny Indian gay men who were like, you know, from like from India DMing it like, dude, so many guys beating off in my DMs back then. The only, only like sexually aggressive messages I've ever received are from men. Yeah. It's never been a specific look. You know, you know, two bears, you guys know what you're doing. We know what we're doing. But it is. Keep going deeper in the ball. This is not even like, you guys have to see initially what made

me fall in love with you. You have to go deep. Unfortunately, the algorithm has forced me to do and actually weirdly, it helped my career because that's the other thing. Fat, gay, possibly gay naked man. Then I, you know, I was on a podcast, come down for a while. That blew me up to one level. And then it was like all the pictures, which I love Christina where it was like, you know. There we go. That's a taste of it. It's kind of even that is like just an appetizer. Yeah. It's Stavi Baby too, because Stavi Baby one was taken down for showing balls. I did a Christmas shoot, a Christmas thing where it looked like Rudolph was sucking my dick, where I, where you could just see the red glow. I was just like, oh, fuck. And it was just like

the red glow was just bouncing off my tits. And I think that got me taken off, taken off the first time. That'll do it. Yeah. But for me, it was your coquettish bad boy poses. Like you'd always have a finger in the mouth. Absolutely. Oh no, not me. No, yes. Brilliant. There's no reason a fat man can't be a little slut. Yes. That's kind of my whole thing. That's not even it. No, we're not even close. You gotta go real deep. Go deep. Yeah. We're almost there. We're almost there. But see, I knew you had something special. No, keep going. We're getting close though. This is where it starts. I mean, I knew it when I saw you and I was like, this guy's got it. Thank you so much. Yeah, and you're right. When you DM me, I was like, um, I love you, but I don't know what's

happening. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I could, I could tell. Yeah. Which is okay. I don't want to promise this guy like anything. Of course. You could be severely meant to me. Yeah, yeah. I don't want this man in my home. Yeah. Yeah. No, it was purely and the whole when I started the, when I started the Instagram, the whole idea was like, what would I send a woman I'm trying to have sex with? And that was, that was kind of like the guiding light, you know, which is like, let's put that vibe out there. So that was your prototype. So how did the diaper come in? I think the diaper was just one vibe, you know, we, how liberating is a diaper to wear? I've never pissed in one. It's been a problem I have to admit. I'm sorry. I'm sorry to like, I feel like I'm telling you guys

Santa Claus isn't real right now. It's all good. Where it's like, I didn't actually ship myself in diapers. I was just kind of doing it. And also too, you didn't have a front tooth. You were missing a tooth. I did not have a tooth for years. Yeah. And that really lended itself to something special with the diaper and the toothless. Thank you. The greatest, the greatest regret I have in my life is that now I just during the pandemic, I grew my hair out, but I had a tooth. And the fact that I will never be toothless with a bald ponytail is one of the biggest regrets in my life. That's a path. Which was missing. Which one was missing? Front. That one right there. The whole thing. The whole fucking thing. So did you get an implant?

I have an implant now. Yeah, that's a pain in the... Yeah, these are some vintage pictures. This is kind of like the era. How did you knock your... There we go. We're getting close. You're getting hot. Yeah, that's my boy Mateo. He's hilarious. But I will say, actually, he was never nude on the air before me. And I was like, let's get in there. And of course, he's one of the sexiest men of all time. So he blew up immediately. He had like 400,000 followers and I was hovering around 9K at the time. But I was like, all right, well, you know, I kind of gave you the idea to be naked. That's the relaunch right there. That's the relaunch. The sexual phoenix rose from the ashes. They tried to keep me down, but Stavibaby too is back.

Yeah. That's very original, though, that you leaned into this, you know? Yeah. I just, I always have, it's this weird thing where it's like, you know, oh yeah, I should probably take that down. That could get me banned. That could probably get you banned. That looks honestly, that looks like I'm coercing a young boy to have sex with me. And the expression on his face is not like, I'm in on this. It looks like he's like, holy fuck, I'm glad we did this because I have, this Instagram account is important to me right now. I can't get this banned. It looks like I just trafficked a Filipino boy in that picture. Yeah. Like those, I love you with a sunflower and I love you with the ice cream. Yes, that's a classic. Iconic, Stavibaby. Just really good work. Thank you.

Solid, solid. So did any, were there ever chicks? Oh yeah, they were. No, and they loved it. Oh. Big time, for sure. Not as much as guys, obviously. Obviously more men would have sucked me off and more easily, but. So there were women that went, I love your vibe, I love the diaper. It's the conference for sure. Yeah. Like there was, there was one time I was in, I was on the road and I just assumed, because like once you get even this much famous, like even like you go viral, like not even like, you know, like podcasting fame, which is nothing, right? It's just like, like not on your guys level, but when like our podcast started taking off my old podcast, mentally ill women would want to have sex with me, you know, just because they would,

because it's like, oh, I've heard of him, I'll suck anyone off, I'll suck him off, you know, like that was the vibe. And so, and so that's a guy I know exists, I'll suck his dick. Sure. And I assume, and I was on tour once and I just assumed this girl was like, you know, yeah, that's, I was, that was, that was taken in Tokyo. Yeah. Legit, it looks like it could be anywhere, but that's really Japan. That's what I like about you. I was doing a very low grade USO show. I was doing like marine bases, like the lowest possible with funny business. It was like, you know, I made, I made $750 for the whole thing to feature. And they're like, hey, we're taking you to Tokyo. And it's like, all right, I was again, that's what that was the

exact error when I made four grand and quit my job. So I was like, 750 and I get to go to Japan. I'm robbing them. And thank God I was with an awesome comic. This guy, Ben Washburn, very funny, who he's like, he was like an ex-mormon and he's not like, you know, this was a good, this one's amazing. And this is the essence of you. It's a little sloppy. Yeah. It harkens to like an old East Coast vibe. It kind of Gigi Allen-y, a little weirdo guy in there. I just love that. I'm glad that you like this one because some people really could not really hated this one. Really? Oh yeah. They thought it was a little too grotesque. No, never. The savory. Oh, look, imagine how the Christina P. See? Yeah. There we go.

See, these are your bona fides. You're a fucking fan from way back. I love it. Yeah, this is real proof. Yeah. We just stumbled on that. It says the year. 2019. Yeah. Can I smell talent or what? Yeah, no. No, that was the, yeah, this, this was the golden age. But is this really is a dude, a lesson in confidence for people? Well, that's what I think. It's just like, I also, it kind of started as a joke because it was like, you know, not to be too fucking, you know, commenting on, on like, you know, too much shit with media representation and stuff. But it was like, at first I was like, let me just put a fat man in the position any hot woman would be. Yes. In advertising. And no, if that's a hot woman in any of those pictures, no one reads those as a joke.

Right. But it's the simple fact that a fat man is in there. Yeah. It's hilarious. Yeah. And that was, that was like a critique of like, this is like fat people are a joke in society. Sure. I mean, we're like, and hot women can't, they, they're all automatically sex objects. Where's like a fat man is just a, you know, and then I was like, and it started as kind of that. But then I was like, these are funny shit to do. Sure. And then it was like, why don't I just like override the joke thing. And then I realized, for some people, no, they are actually finding you, they do want to fuck you. Yeah. That's another layer to it. It's another layer. And it was like, and then I was like, let's fucking write it out. I like doing these. These are fun. I was getting my dick sucked

off it. And I was like, let's keep going, which is the best, which is my guiding light in life. Yeah. I mean, when you start doing anything, it's, I was funny when I was in high school, because that's the only way girls would, you know, pay attention to me. Yeah, that's the only way. And so it's just kind of kept building into the point where there is this kind of fascinating other side of this. And nobody like really wants to break this down or like give them, but a really attractive woman can't post a photo without it being sexualized. 100%. You know, it's like, and like, you know, one goes like, oh, I feel bad for you. I'm not saying you should, but it is interesting that like, she basically, if you're like a fucking 10,

you have to wear like a parka to post for people to not to be like, what's going on? And if they, if they aren't going to, if, if, especially if they're nude and it's not sexualized, it has to be grotesque, right? You have to make people be like, disgusting. Yeah. I am going to block this part of the picture and only look at her tits when I jack off to this. You know what I mean? Like that's the kind of shit. Yeah. So yeah, it was, it started as kind of like a little artsy statement thing. And then I was like, ah, who gives up? You're like, I'm getting a text. What a wonderful lesson in turning your quote, your weakness into your strength. And I, that's always the greatest thing is when you can take the thing that you've been maybe made fun of in life

or whatever and flip it and, and make it yours. It's just charisma. And people want to fuck fat people. That's the other thing. It's like, they, you know, it's like they are, they are like, they are very like, you know, fat people, you get a lot of hate, but it's like, it is that secret thing. Or it's like, no, I think I actually want to fuck that. You know what I mean? Like guys do this with fat girls all the time where it's like, they don't admit they want to, there's plenty of fat girls that like, if you don't want to fuck a fat girl, you're not, you're lying or you're gay. You know what I mean? Those are the two things. Like every closeted guy, when they pretend to fuck girls, it's never a fat girl. And it's like that guy's in the closet. If all you've dated is tense, if you

never saw some girl and you're like, I don't know what the fuck's going on, but I need to get it. I need to fucking hold onto some love handles right now. You're gay. And so, and so I just, I just, and for me, it's just that I like big girls too. I don't, I haven't dated many. It's more of like a geometry problem for me than anything else. I don't have the penis for two bellies. But if I did, I'd be all in there, you know? And it's like, and I think men have had it easier. Obviously like the sitcom trope of like, you know, the big fat stews and the hot woman. But it's like that also is just, it is true. Like there is just something to, you know, wanting a big fat, you know, doofus who believes in himself. Yeah, yeah, it's true. It's true. But then it is also

they want a little too much. Like there's like, you know, like a lot of younger girls are into me because I think there's some like dad shit, daddy shit in there. But it's also like, you don't want to do that all the time. It's getting sending a signal. Oh, sure. Yeah. Yeah. But all red face wants me to move. Are you alarmed by his face? I didn't want to bring it up. I don't know if you just tell me that's make it real. Real motherfucker. I'm down for mine. I'm all about mine. Is he having sex right now? He's terrified. Yeah, he does. He always does videos like that too. It's pretty cool, you know, he's right. There we go. On the real. God damn beautiful fucking bitches out there. Jesus.

That's prison talk. Yeah, I'm solid. Yeah, I'm solid as shit. That means I didn't let down the other Aryan guys when I was locked up. And that the piercing is too aggressive between the eyes. Yeah. That's a distinct message. Oh, god. You walk on first. Yeah. Everything else later. You know, I'm your dude. Trust that. Trust that. Where is he from? What's that? Yeah, for sure. No. Yeah, it's a nice slide. But I need the flag. This is always the giveaway to all unstable people on TikTok is a message to the haters. Oh, yeah. No drip. Throw your motherfucking haters. It's all good, bro. Keep hating. Obviously in your DNA. Don't drip out. All gas bitches. Keep on hating. It's all good.

Except that it's not all good. It's no chance. If that's if you're hearing that in person, you were about to be shived with like a tuna can. You know what I mean? Like he's taken the lid off a tuna can and fashioned a shiv with it. So angry at you. Fucking hater. Yeah. Solid motherfucker right here. So angry. But that's what I'm talking about. A fat woman has to fuck a guy like that. But that's not true. We need to, you know, just admit. True. I mean, look, I've known larger broads who can really pull D. Absolutely. And it is a confidence issue. It's also like maybe, I don't know. I my first sexual dream was about John Goodman. There we go. And I think now we're in business. But that's two tropes, right? That's like the daddy thing. For sure. But then there's

something to like a heavier man like he loves comfort. He's gonna love pussy too. I think that's what it is. Sure, a hearty. John Goodman for sure loves pussy. Oh, absolutely. You want a man who eats stew and pussy with the same, you know, fervor, you know? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. John Goodman for me was just like, yeah, he said, yeah, solid dude. I also think women are more, can I admit that shit? Whereas like for men, sometimes there's this weird thing where you like, it's not quite being gay, obviously, but it's like, there is like a social thing of like proving you fuck hot girls. Yeah. And so it's not what you're actually into. It is a form of being closeted, where it's like, you want to only tell your friends about someone that you assume they will be impressed by. They

want to fuck. Which is this weird thing where it's like, why? Who gives a fuck when your friend wants to fuck? Yeah. You know, it's like, I had an awesome time. This was sick. It should be like who I like. Exactly. Exactly. That is very true. So interesting. Is that way maybe like, you know the whole thing where I got guys married to like a hot chick or is with a hot chick and then he bangs like a total pig. Sure. Like they always cheat with dogs. Well, I think that's also, there's other, there's other factors there where it's like, maybe party wants to stick it to the hot woman who's ruined your life, where you're like, I want to embarrass you. Like maybe Arnold Schwarzenegger wanted, you know, Maria Shriver to see a picture that Bulldog face made that he fucked. That large

toothed Guatemalan woman that he took down between sets. Look at her. You're right. It's a revenge. Look at his son too. He looks fucking awesome. Yeah. He's the best of both worlds. But I think there's a revenge factor and there is also the like, you know, you only want to, you know, after a certain point you get tired of the like, the same, the same of anything. You grow, you know, you grow a little resentment. That's why Tom and I are doing a three way with Rocco Sifredi. That's awesome. I just want to see those tears come down my face. I know he's going to fucking change your life. Now you're afraid he's going to fuck you in the ass or anything like that? No, I'm not really. I'm just, I know that you're going to need a diaper.

You'll be taking diaper photos pretty soon. When Rocco puts his foot on the like couch arm, you're in trouble. When he's trying to get leverage on the butthole. He doesn't take no. No, he's like, no. He is truly committing. There is like, it's insane that he is allowed to continue to operate. And then you see them and they're like, this is not acting when they go like, oh, he's like, it's okay. He just talks them down. It's okay. It's okay. They're like, it's not okay. And they're like, well, what did you expect? He's Italian. That's the legal defense, I think. Italian, you know? There's that talk afterwards, like you're right. And they're like, no, yeah, it's brutal. It's really some tough stuff. Wow,

you make it all the way to the end. When I talk to him, I talked to him at that show, the same show you did. He was like, I go, man, you know, the stuff is so aggressive. He's like, it's what they want. Because today I shot the scene and this girl, she's blowing me. She makes herself vomit, you know? She makes herself vomit. I love a Rashomon with that. I love their, I love their perspective. You know what I mean? It's that Japanese movie was taken from different people's perspectives. It's like one of the first times that like technique was used where it's like, but yeah, Sofredi is, that is some wild shit. It is funny to, yeah, he has convinced himself that that's what it is. And you talk like an old immigrant man. And there is that like, oh, yeah,

women are whores. They love it. They love it. Whatever. Yeah, yeah. She's asking for it. Yeah, I'm just saying in a different world, Rocco, I don't think Rocco is checking too many IDs. I don't think Rocco. Also, if he didn't, he doesn't have the scanner that bars have for the back of an ID. You know what I mean? He also, I mean, I feel like over there too, it is, they would be like, eh, you know, it's true. They I'm telling you, I've heard he shoots in Hungary. Right, right, right, right. Yes, I've heard things in Hungary. Like, well, 15 is consent. What's the problem? I bet he's not that young. You're like, okay. Oh, no, that's brutal. I bet you Rocco's Rocco's looking at fucking flights to Ukraine right now. Oh, yeah. It's the most the most war-torn

of places. Yeah, they're not. You have to grow up fast now. I will show you. Yeah, absolutely. She's like, my family is done. He's like, let me help you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you want to make $200? You can buy socks. Rocco's committing statutory rape for wool socks this winter. He's in Kiev right now, handing out blankets, handing out those FEMA disaster blankets. How'd you get that blanket? Well, I don't go to bathroom normal no more. Really tough stuff. Yeah, he's got a huge one. You're right, when he gets leverage, and that is his move, is the one leg up, which actually makes it less attractive,

it's less aesthetically appealing when a man puts his leg up. It's disgusting. Absolutely. It's such a gross angle. I think they know what's going to happen at the top when he grabs their hair and spits in their face. Yeah, they're like, he's just been allowed to operate for without impunity. He's done this interview a few times. We've got to have it pulled, where he talks about they're like, you know, you're so aggressive in your, and he's been in like all these different shows talking about his aggression. He's like, no, first there is a, you know, there's a bond that happens. It's a beautiful thing. And you read the moment and he talks, he says that he brought over, I guess, Russian actors, and he's like, action. And he goes,

the first thing the guy does, he punches the woman in the stomach, and I go, cut, cut, what are you doing? They're like, I'm fucking like you. Yeah. He's like, no, no, no, no, no. Yeah. He's like, tells them like, you can't just say action, just fucking drill them in the stomach. No, he's like, first you have to like, yeah, there's romance. There's a connection that happens first, but he almost got me. Remember the time when I was talking to him? Yeah. I wrestled Peters. I met him one time and he is very. That's the time I'm talking about. Yeah. No, that's the time I talked to him. Oh yeah. He's super endearing and he's, he can connect. He's a big Russell Peters fan. That's awesome. Yeah. He's got it on in the background. He's got some Indian father

humor going on. That's what gets him going before he fucking shoves his eight and a half inch penis into a Hungarian. So he almost got you though. Well, so he got me in the sense of like, he really does know how to connect to women. He knows how to talk to you. He shared very like, you know, whatever details about his life with me very quickly. And I was like, oh, Rocco is like a really sweet guy. So I see how he can do that. Yeah. And then I fucked him in the dumpster. Pretty crazy. That's pretty crazy. And he put his leg up on the trash can. Fucked me right there. I could see that though. I could see that that he's got like some kind of weird charm and also like manipulation techniques. You know, like, I feel like that telling you something about

himself personal immediately kind of breaks you down. I mean, he knows. He knows what he's doing. He knows what he's doing. I mean, there's no, we're kind of, he's such a charming guy. It's like, no, he's, you know, he knows how to. I remember that when I was talking to him, his, what one of his like, you know, associates was there and they were talking about, I was like, oh, you, you shot today. I think it was, I don't know, let's say it was summer or something. I was like, was it hot? And the guy goes, doesn't matter the temperature, the situation, Rocco is always ready to go. He's saying it like a fighter, like this guy is ready to go. And I was like, oh yeah. He's like, and he's like, tell him, tell him. He's like, we shot,

we shot a scene. It was in like, it was like in the Ukraine. And it was, you know, it was a, I don't know, fucking 20 degrees outside. Rocco was hard and ready to go. Taking pride in your boss's penis. And Rocco was like, I can't get hard anywhere. And I was like, that's very impressive. Very impressive. It is impressive. It is a bit of a throwback, right? Yeah. Because that's like when you compare like athletes and eras. Yes. You know what I mean? Like Rocco could have dominated in any era because now everyone's on dick pills. They got to be juicing. Rocco could have been like, that's what must, must have made you like a star in the 70s. Oh, for sure. Is a cock that was just good to go no matter what.

That's all, that's what they rely on the most. Are you, are you, you have wood? Are you ready to go? And naturally, I don't, you couldn't make it. This is why I don't take pills. I don't want to rely on the pill. Wow. What a fucking master. I just punch you in the face and you bleed and I get hard. I pretend I am fucking my abusive mother. There's no chance Rocco doesn't want to fuck his mom. Did you watch the documentary on Netflix? It's dark. Oh no. He's got a Netflix documentary? Yes. It is dark. And there's, all right, I'll just tell you, it is one of the best moments. It's fucking dark. I was just going off and being Italian. Well, so there's two things. One time, one time he says he was like a teen and he started masturbating and he's on the balcony

of his house, like looking out the back and he looks down as he's like, I think as he's jerking off and his mom's there and she winks at him. No. Then he tells the story of he, the whole time he says that he's, you know, because most male performers, this is something you do like in your twenties and then you kind of move on. Oh, that's true. I never thought that. So this guy is in his fifties and he's just still doing this, which is kind of crazy. And they're talking and he's talking about how he's tried to stop and he says the devil has a whole, like the devil is inside of him, right? And it's, and it's kind of, it's dark. He's like, and he cries. He's like, you know, I'm like the devil has to be possessed and you're like, holy shit. What the fuck? And then

he says, when his mother died, he went back to Italy and he went to see her best friend who was like 70, 75, and he goes and I was sitting there and I was crying to her and then I don't know what came over me, but I just stood up and I put my penis in her mouth and I ejaculated immediately and then I left. Oh my God, dude. Yeah, it's fucking holy shit. Yeah, that's wild. I mean, to do that for what he, you have to have some crazy shit. There's no way how he wasn't. His mom must have fucked him. Something happened. Yeah, something. He's so tangled with the sexuality and trauma. Yeah, it's intertwined. There's no way it was like, oh, it's just a regular life and I do this. Well, good thing down on their luck, 19-year-olds have to deal with that guy.

Just trying to make rent and he got rocker. You're like, it won't be that bad. I'll blow a guy. Then you see Rocco. How much does that suck if you're a porn, like a first time porn newbie and you're like, hopefully I just get some and then you see Rocco come in the door. That's fucking brutal. Like a rookie having to guard Lebron on your first day of the NBA. It's over. You just hear like a growl. You're like, what was that? That's that guy. And in your butthole too, that's savage. And your butthole is not negotiable. It is not the United States. It is happening. The reason is probably because he's like, yeah, vaginas, I don't come with vagina. Oh, no, that's... That's not tight enough for me. It's over for me.

Yeah, what is he, I mean, what do you even come to after this many decades in pornography? Well, you can see it. It's choking and stomping and spitting and slapping. Oh, is he still there? I mean, I haven't kept up with this. I haven't seen his latest release, but I imagine it's not Timmer. Can we really let him see where he is? Let's see where he at. That's true. I'm just curious to see where his work has evolved to. It would be awesome if it's all put. He just eats pussy. Oh, yeah, just soak in the sand now.

His dick never comes out. Yeah, yeah. I just hope that there's some woman or a woman out there who really like having their pussy licked. Oh, jeez, he's still at it again. That's that's all I really want, you know. Oh, God. That's all I keep asking God for. I'm just, I honest to God. God. I keep asking God.

That's where my heart's at, where my mind's at. Yeah. If you're out there and you're interested in me and your friend on this site of mine, and you really want to have that done, let me know, because I am seriously interested in doing that like a lot. That's pretty cool. A lot. Yeah, this is, he's been on the show. This is his second or third plea now.

It does feel like the Taliban is off camera to read, making him read this. It feels like it's a four street. That's brutal stuff right there. Yeah, there's always guys out. Like you said, you know, I think the big thing that's going on here is that this is this has no confidence behind it. Absolutely. No confidence. You're right. So what would you recommend? He's got to change his look up immediately.

And the angle. The angle stuff. You got to know what your chins are going to play like. He's got to go shaved. He's got to, he needs different glasses. Yeah. Lose the horseshoe, right? The horseshoe's got to go. Horseshoe is so advanced. Like to put, like at one point I want to go horseshoe just because it's like.

But you could pull it off the next level. Well, you can make, you can make it work because. It's ironic. You look stupid. But you kind of know what you're doing with it. My goal in life is to look as stupid as possible and continue to like not be punished for it. Right. You know, like that's why bold pony is the next thing.

We're so close. But yeah, he's got to, he's got to shave. He needs. But what about the pitch? Like it's like, I just want to, I really like, how does he reverse the pitch so that it's positive? I mean, he's got to start buying pussy. There's no way around that.

That's there's no pitch here. There's no, he needs a nice sex worker. Someone to get started. Get him started. Get his get his nerves. Get the nerves out. Yeah. Yeah.

Get the kicks out. Honest to God, just want to look pussy. Yeah. I've never heard that sentence put together. Oh, I've said it a few times, but I've never made a video. I honest to God, that's the best part. Yeah, he can't. Like, are you fucking with us right now?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 01:24:37,920 --> 01:24:38,640 I'm honest. Honest to God. All right, dude. I believe you. No, this guy. I need to just breathe.

Oh, no. My name is John Lai, you shipment. I'm looking for girls for pussy. I love deep pussy. It's a whole thing. You're looking for guys. You're looking for some action. You live in Missouri.

Fat guys, please. Oh, into fat guys. Yeah. Call me. Call me. At one, five, seven, or text me. At one, six, three, two, three, five. This feels like the commercial for a haunted house.

He's like, I'll text me. I want a girl who can roll a blunt with her pussy. Wow. Now we're making fucking advanced demands. The one to five is bye. His delivery is so creepy. What's up with the constantly shifting sides, too? I don't know what's going on there.

Yeah. And the way he talks. And the way he talks. I don't know if he actually really talks like that. I wonder if he thinks that's seductive. That could be a thing. Sexy talk, yeah. It also, it's like, it's also a way to not project.

It's like, if people are in the other room. That's a great point. I am actually looking for pussy. He's at the MVA. There's people right nearby right now, but text me or call me. I have two phones. Okay, I've been on here. I've been polite.

I've been kind. I've been honest and sincere. I like to have something right on my lips. I would like to have some kisses right on my lips. Oh my God. My pussy can't get drier right now. This is brutal. I want to get my home so I can make her love to you.

Oh God, I got the chills. I know these little boys, they get the shit off. He's watching Rachel Maddow. He got fucking horned up, looking at her haircut. And he also claims that he knows what he's doing, which I like about him. Fuck, dude. That sucks.

10-15 is a wild claim. That isn't exact. I mean, Rocco doesn't claim that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're going to claim that? No. You're crazy, man. Yeah.

Oh my God. This guy's tough because the other guys, you know, they're so beaten down by life. They're so pathetic. They pose you no danger. Right. This guy, obviously he's not quite Rocco-level. But he's got some.

He's got some behind him. He's been locked up for sure. For sure. And can I tell you what I really dislike? What I really hate are his horrible fake chompers. Yeah, the bottom. Because it's all, it's that one brick of teeth. Yeah, it's a tough look.

It's what's it called? It's a tough look. It's a perfect smile where it's just one. Yeah, it's like a perfect smile. I don't like that. Dentures. The dentures scare me. A lot of people do that shit when they,

when they get rich, they get the like veneers. Oh my gosh. That total veneer shit. We talk about it so much. Like the whole mouth of just bright white veneer. Or like what Giuliani did where he just did the top. Oh, that's even better. You ever seen that?

Yeah, just do the top. His bottoms are all yellow and crooked in the top. Oh my god, no. It's wild. It's horrendous. It's horrendous. Let me see. Yeah.

You know who else did that? And he definitely could have afforded it. What are you pinching pennies for? Yeah. You got it. And you realize too, they're like, and now we'll do the bottom. He's like, no, the top's fine.

Babe, do you remember the worst offender was Julian Fellowes, the one who wrote down Naby. Oh yeah. And we saw him interviewing. He did the same. No bottoms? Look, look at that. They just go for the.

Oh! What are you doing? People see those teeth. Why would you think? That's also an awesome face. In what scenario do you have to make that face? God. I mean, and they're so rotten on the bottom.

Fucking horrified. They're so rotten. How do they get so, is he smoking meth? I don't know. They're so dirty. He looks horrendous. He had a nice run. I mean, 9-Eleven was so good for him.

He could have ridden that out forever. He tried. He tried to run. Yeah, he should have just not done anything else. Just been like, this is it. I'm the 9-Eleven guy. Everyone forgot all the civil liberties. I was stripping black people up before this.

Thanks to a couple of Arabs. They hooked it up. They hooked it up. They gave me, they whitewashed me. And I can do speeches forever. I can do like, you know, 9-Eleven. Yes, beloved could have conned off on a good note. And then he just like went create, you know,

and then that the Borat thing where it's like, was he trying to fuck the little, you remember that? That was weird. That was weird. Maybe he wasn't, but he might be. He was like, my pants got caught. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

He's laying down, taking his dick out. I don't know, taking the wire out. Yeah, that's... That's a bad, that's an offensive one. The yellow was just too yellow. Yeah. He just got a... Decay.

But the dentures thing is, or the like veneers thing, because it's like, that is one of my, like, I'm like, the one thing I want to not become is what an old guy that keeps trying to get pussy. Yeah. One of the worst type of guys in the world. That's not a good look. It's tough.

It's just like, you got, you got veneer, those weird veneers, they're like men with fillers. It's like, and you know what I mean? It's just like, come on. You either, yeah, you're either creeping everybody out. Yeah. Or you, or you probably start hating women. 100%.

You know, you start doing this shit. What's up on my Instagram, man? I'm on a roll today because women are fucking stupid. Okay? They're fucking stupid. Okay? I don't understand why it's so difficult for good guys to meet a fucking sane woman.

Yeah. I don't understand why everyone's a fucking stupid idiot. Yeah. See? Stupid. That's a little stupid. That's a, yeah. What's going on with his nose?

That's insanity. It looks like he just, there's like, not a wasp, but a whole... It looks like he went into a beehive nose first. Yeah. It's wild. That's wild. And the angle again.

The angle's terrible. Angle's terrible. But the attitude is just, you know. Yeah, it's superb. That's what's really hurting him the most. Yeah. You know? Yeah, not the content.

I think he made some pretty good points. Yeah. And it's the delivery system, you know? Poor guy. But you just know he's so wounded that women have just heard him. Yeah. I don't bathroom. I wonder, yeah.

I wonder how they have... He's not as, he's not a big fat piece of shit like those other guys. No, but he's got that dead cadaver behind him. That is true, so it was off. This guy's emaciated. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

But he's definitely has serious psychological problems. That's probably true. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. There you go, there. He's on a roll. I'm on a roll because what do you say? Women are fucking stupid. Women are fucking stupid.

Yeah. Women are fucking stupid. Yeah, that's what happens if you, you get, you start striking out so much, you get angrier and angrier. You start fucking making videos like... Oh, oh man, no. That's a dark place to go to.

It is, the, what you guys unearth is truly unbelievable. Where it's like, this is just, these people exist. It is. It isn't, I will say anthropologically it's fascinating. It totally is. How, because these guys, these guys have always existed. Right. But now they have a, they have an outlet.

Yes. And they are, and that's why I do want to do like a, I'd love to do some kind of incel, like academy. Could just get these guys a base level of posting. Oh my God, that's such a great show idea. It is a great show. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:32:01,760 --> 01:32:02,960 Incel Academy. 01:32:02,960 --> 01:32:03,600 Yeah. And it's like this guy. Let's get, you guys some haircuts. You know what I mean? Let's, let's get a nice bath. Let's, I don't know what word, let's drain your nose.

Let's start there. Fucking nose. I think this is the incel academy. You're making me miss you all. Oh, so you're right. Man. Yeah. Oh.

Oh God, the sissy. I'm looking for a white lady that's tattooed and dominant and be willing to put me in a dress and beat the shit out of me. Call me. I'm the sissy in Fremont. Sissy Gemini. Again, stupid white bitch. That's what I'm looking for is a stupid tattooed white bitch

that had put me in a dress and beat the shit out of me. Call me. Now this, this is the best pitch so far. Yeah. White slut. That's a real head scratcher though, right? Because he wants to be submissive and he yet sells like a dumb white bitch.

He's taunting her so that she will beat him harder. I think that's what it is. But why, but why does this pitch work? So why does this pitch work and not the one about I'm looking for girls? Well, just putting myself in a woman's shoes, I would rather kick this guy in the balls and have one of those guys lick my pussy. That's kind of where I'm starting at.

So it's more about you doing things to this, harming him versus being harmed by somebody else. That's the distinction. Well, there's a real fear that it's not going to feel good with the other guys. I mean, I'm watching that being like, I fucking would not text these guys for fucking million dollars. Because the vibe he puts out, right?

This guy, I want to beat the shit out of him. You know what I mean? It's like he is inviting that and he's a horrific, horrendous human being. I mean, like I'm just, I would be so, it makes me viscerally angry to see his face. And if I was a girl that, and there's playing like, and also as a dominatrix, they haven't figured the fuck out.

Yes, I always see that. The Finn Dom especially, where it's like their thing is giving money. That is the best. Craziest one of all. So smart. Respect to them. I mean, I respect it, but I'm also like, wow. You know that they go, hey, loser, send me your money.

And that guy's like, OK. Yeah, yeah. Here's my Venmo. Here we go. Yeah, I would do. I had to send $5,000 to this guy. What? He did what?

He gave someone five grand. And their cock is hard. Yeah. Seeing a Venmo go through. I don't get that at all. I don't either. Even the whole dominatrix thing, it's like, listen, not, let's do whatever you want, pinch my nipples, whatever.

I got a bust eventually. You know what I mean? A mouth is going on my cock. I'm not walking out of there with lash marks on my ass cheeks. And not having just getting pussy. I just can't fathom that that's how these guys bust. It's the best.

If I were not married and single and everything. It sounds like go for it. It would be the easiest. It's the easiest thing. It's so fucking. See, but you're right. I want to beat the shit out of him, too. Also, I love.

He also looks like an old lady. He looks. But he does infuriate me as well. Like I love him. He's the ugliest person in the future. Maybe in the history of the show, he is absolutely revolting. And it's not physically, he's absolutely revolting. But it's also the voice, the combination, what he's into.

The message, all of it. The way he would squeal like a little fucking pig when you're beating the shit out of him. It's the most vile human being. I imagine how fucked up his like he's getting his shit like just getting fucked up. And his little fucked up dick is hard. Yeah.

Can you imagine how bad he's coming hands free? How disgusting it would be to watch. He's like watching Shake. Just shake and he's coming so much for some reason. He's been saving up. He's in a puddle. And then you just kick him in the ribs. So he comes again.

He's like, oh, yeah. And I hate his cadence. I hate his that. And this is very mad. I don't like his cadence. I don't like his teeth. You know how like scientifically they're like babies? Babies like the noise they make in their eyes.

It's like meant to for protection. If we ask like the same scientists, they'd be like, that is the most that is the guy you want to murder the most. Oh, yes. He has the most features. The little BDIs, the weird wrinkles. People would volunteer to murder this guy without knowing he did something wrong.

If there was a button I could press and he's dead, I'd do it right now. Just bam. I don't give a fuck. He's done nothing to me. I don't care. Well, I wish there were people we could volunteer to murder. That's not a bad idea for a fun game.

This fucking creeper. Who wants to murder this guy? Everybody. Oh, he's one of my favorites. Before you have sex. If you want to be horny for two or three hours like you've never been in your life. You have access to marijuana too.

Okay. Good weed. Listen to me. True weed alone can get you really horny or normal, but Ben Endrell, take about 10, 12 Ben Endrell before you want to have your sexual fun with your partner or whatever you do or masturbate. All right.

About an hour later when you feel it just kicking in, smoke your weed then. And then go ahead and get horny. Millions and times more. You'll be so blissfully horny that you will not want to come. Trust me. There's going to be restlessness. If you take it really late at night and you're

and you want to just go to bed. Don't do that because Ben Endrell will make you have restless legs and restlessness. You'll wake up and it's not very pleasing. 10 to 12 Ben Endrell and weed. Anyway, it's better than an orgasm. I've been up for like 48 hours straight. On my computer watching women wrestling.

He's a legend. He's a legend. I feel the exact opposite for this guy that I did the last guy. You know what I love is these these guys are so convinced that nobody believes them. They're always like, trust me, believe me. Like, bro, we believe you.

Nobody's doubting the validity of what you're saying. You know what, though? I bet in his imagine you grew up with this guy. Yeah. You'd be like, shut the fuck up, Eric. Every day he's telling you something else regarding some new shit he found out. You're like, I don't give a fuck.

I'm not putting Motrin up my ass. You know what I mean? Like, I'm not. I'm not putting. You know, it's like he's like, trust me. You just stay up all night. I don't be fucking awesome. Trust me.

I like that he tells you when to get horny. Get horny. Go ahead and get horny. Yeah. Go. Yeah. Wait. And then get horny.

Don't do not think about pussy until then. But it takes 10 to 12 minutes drill. You let that just simmer for an hour. Then you smoke good weed, right? Which I love that. Where is he buying weed? Imagine having to sell this guy drugs. Oh, no.

He's like he lives in his laundry room. Yeah. That's what it looks like. Like there's a washing machine right behind that chair. I always think too like. Yeah, we're the fuck is he? I don't know. But isn't isn't being super horny just the worst feeling

actually like too horny and like. You're an animal. Yeah. You lose all your faculties. You want to be released. Like he needs prology. He's like hold on to it for like a day. Yeah.

Damn all that. That's the best, the best part. Watch women reservoir. Yeah. I will say there is a purity to this. And what I like about him compared to everybody else is that he is trying to share knowledge. Yes.

You know, he's trying to better. Trying to help you out. Yeah. He's not trying to he's not begging for pussy. He's not, you know, I would rank him number one. The repulsive wrinkle faced, you know, the repulsive wrinkle faced sub. Yes.

Number two. Yeah. And then it's really a toss up between the pathetic fat guys and of course the rest at the end. Yeah. Well, speaking of people who like to help other people, there's one more I got to show you.

I love that. Yeah. This this guy is also interested in sharing knowledge. If you've had any kind of erectile disorder problem, I'm here to tell you, forget that vagra. Forget about salads. Forget that dick plants and all that stuff. So I don't know if you believe me or not.

Again. Again. Yeah. With a small limp dick. Then get harder and harder and harder and harder and harder. The more I smoke, the harder my dick gets. It's unbelievable. The dick head becomes so sensitive.

You don't need lube. You don't need spills. You just stroke that dick head this up and down four times. It's just you gotta do it. And you'll shoot an enormous amount of very thick, thick, hot and white stuff. Oh, fuck you. My brother didn't believe me.

But when he smoked with me, he put out his dick. I can't believe how big a dick was. He checked out the school, the church, and shot the most comfy he ever shot in his life. He's on the 49th. He's on the 49th. And he doesn't have any problems at all. But his dick gets even harder and thicker and even more cum.

He believes me now. He believes me now. He believes me now. Thank God. So if you want to see me go for a limp dick. You got it. I will do it this weekend. And I'll veto tape it.

And this is small dick. Very limp. Right. It's harder and harder. Holy fuck. If you say yes, I'll show it to you. This guy's fucking awesome. He's the greatest.

He does. It dips back and forth between like unnerving and the best thing I've ever seen in my life. Yeah. When you think about his reality, and like with all these guys, the second you think about what the room therein smells like, it's over.

You know what I mean? This is a very sad room. This is brutal. Whatever's going on here. I mean, it's just, I'm glad we only see that corner. Yeah. But the lighting's bad. The corner is so, it informs you though.

You can see the separation between the ceiling and the wall. The seams are fucked up. It looks like there's some water damaged. Definitely mold without question. He's not supposed to be there. There's not a single decoration or change. He's also whispering for a reason. He's whispering all around.

100%. And there is, yeah, he does have this almost, if he's saying something else, the cadence. He's Bob Ross. It's like, if Bob Ross was gay in telling you to smoke meth to make your limp dick hard and thick. And also like his audience needs so much clarification. He's like, but again, if you want to see it go from a limp,

like we get it, bro. We see it. And then why is it thick? And if you're a doubter, guess what? My brother was a doubter. Was that Scusey talking about his brother? Yeah, his brother jerked off and came in. He watched his brother beat off.

Yeah. There's so much. I thought it was just his friend. No, my brother, listen. My brother named him. But when he smoked with me, he put at his dick, I can't believe how big his dick is. He's so much.

This actually is fascinating. He shot the most con. He'd hit every shot. He shot the most con. And then he used my hand. No neuropathy problems at all. No neuropathy problems. Harder and thicker and even more con.

He believes me now. He believes me now. He believes me now. This is awesome because I actually, in a weird way, when I didn't think it was his brother, like I still, I was like, oh, he's gay, which makes it less interesting. It's much more interesting

if he's straight and he looked at his friend's penis to be like, see, you know what I mean? Like he's overseeing the method where it's like, and he doesn't find that to be gay. Is that right? Pull out your dick and beat off in front of me and we'll see if smoking meth makes it harder. And see if I'm a liar.

Am I a liar? Am I a liar, bro? OK. Yeah, yeah, yeah, let's see. And I actually, that makes it a lot more interesting to me. God, God, he has no neuropathy issues, which is such an interesting thing to say. What are neuropathy issues?

I mean, those are nerve related issues, I believe, right? So nerve tingling, I think, is neuropathy. But why mention it in the come video? Because he probably has neuropathy issues. Right. So he's like, see, his audience knows. He's like, they're like,

what, does he have neuropathy problems like you? Yes. Is it always that you want to, do men want thick cum? Is that a desirable thing? Like, like. Like, is it your jam to have it super thick and hot? No. And that's, that's also like.

Like, do you even think about the consistency of your cum? I mean, you notice that when you have a thick amount, or when it's like. If all things being equal, like a sizable load. A lot of load. You don't want to be a guy that with one spur, nothing worse than like, you've been sexting with someone you're about to meet up

and you couldn't wait and you beat off and you're like, oh, this is going to be all. And you just come through with one of the, with a little dribbler for the first time and you're like, this is fucking brutal. Yeah. Yeah. That is a disappointment.

You know, so I guess all things being equal, I'd like some hot thick cum, like our friend and his brother over there. All things being equal, that is. You guys, I just think I, I think I put something together. What? Okay, do you see that piece of cloth

that's hanging down next to his head? I think he's got a form of a durag on. Oh. He's tied it. So that, because we were wondering what that hat was. Oh, I thought it was an apron where it's like hanging off the front. No, I think it's a cloth,

like a durag type of thing, but not the durag material. Oh, I got you. And he's tied it and it's like a pirate. But it's so loose. Scarf on the head. But that explains the looseness maybe, like it's loosened in the back.

Oh, like a pirate scarf, I see. Yeah. Like a fry cook might have. Yeah, because we're like, what is this hat? Yeah, it could be a beanie on top of a durag. I don't know. Yeah, a beanie on top of a durag. Because what is that strip of fabric?

It could be an apron. Wait a minute. If you're saying it's an apron, this guy took time out of his cooking job. That's what I'm saying. It could be like he's. He does have a lot of the. He's cooking and then he's like,

I got to go make this video. I got a break coming up. OK, and he goes into the supply room. All right, here we go. If you want a video of my dick this weekend. Now, forgive me because I'm not invested with these characters as you guys are. Yes, sure.

What exactly is it? Where is this account? Is this a Tik Tok? No, this one, this is like a one-off that we found. It actually goes on. This is not the full. OK, OK. He does mention.

A one-off. Yeah, we could never find any more from him. There's some people we found more like from the I'll Make You Come guy. We found his account. Of course, a classic. You know, we found more of some of these guys, but him.

That sucks as he is. He is legendarily known as the Four Strokes guy and we've never been able to locate him. Because I'd love to like place this. This is like when the library of Alexandria got burned down. Yeah. We can't find this guy. We can't find him.

We can't find this guy's account. We have made pleas to find this guy. I believe you've thrown the weight. I mean, we never thought we would find RPC. This guy couldn't believe we found, you know. You've seen him, right? Of course, yeah. Yeah, classic.

Black guys, we want to fuck you. Fuck good. That's what I'll tell you. You're a hot black guy. You want to fuck me. You're 23, 95. If you want to move in, you can move in. You got to fuck me.

I mean, I need to be fucked a lot, man. Get the free food, free wrench and everything else, man. Fuck me. Deal, man. Yeah, I mean that. When you see this, you're not like, this guy's alive. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I couldn't believe that we had a little time.

Yeah, no, this guy's unbelievable, for sure. But the do-right guy really would love the context on where is he, what's going on, what are the other videos. If he was deeply ashamed of it now, like we found him, he was like, well, I'm a minister now. He's a pastor. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Dude, you know what I just realized? Is that now we have access to RPC, we can finally ask him, bro, where did you make this video? Bro, you don't remember? Christmas wrapper on top of your head. We have asked him. What did he say? Well, you know, I got to make, I made a cake earlier today.

Like what? Yeah. That's not what we asked you at all. Yeah. I mean, listen, it's good that you have access to him, but a guy like this almost. That's true, he doesn't know. You have to, direct questioning is almost useless.

It's about like, you have to get, you have to feel, you have to like put him together. It's not this type of conversation. No, no, no, there's no way that guy's having this conversation. He's on a different realm. Oh, yeah. This must have been in his apartment, like next to his doll or something.

Exactly. Yeah. Like you asked that question, he's like, hey, I'm getting ready for the holidays. Like I was thinking about you like, okay. Cody, Cody, Cody Island. It's in my carry, I'll get carried, Cody Island. This is another way to do stuff.

I'm going to play with your booty. Oh, fuck. Get in the rules. Boy, I'm going to put my hair in there, and I'm going to smell it. Oh, God. Hi, hi, hi. Yeah.

See, there's something endearing about him. There's a visceral joy with him. Yeah, yeah. That's the thing. He's really happy all the time. Absolutely. And he, look, obviously you don't want to fuck him, but if you had to pick any one of them,

he's having a good time. You're looking back, he's smiling. So thankful to be there, I think. It's thankful, absolutely. Absolutely. Now you got me thinking of who I'd fuck if I have to pick a cool guy. I think it's him.

Oh, I don't know the whole. Hold on. I don't know the whole, you know. I think you're right. Like the whole pantheon. I know that he's going to lick my kitty cat. So we know I might have to take one of the guys that's into licking pussy so that I don't have

to actually have intercourse with them. Sure. So they're just doing stuff to me and I'm kind of like, I don't have to do anything to you, right? I think that that opens an interesting philosophical debate, which is, are you trying to get through this? Are you trying to make the best of it?

Trying to get through it. If you're trying to get through it, probably that first fat guy with just, he'd probably be like, and be so scared to be eating pussy. And you could just be like, all right, that's enough. You fucking fat tub of shit.

And he'd be like, thank you. And then he'd be like, thank you so much. And you're like, don't fucking look at me. He'd be like, I'm sorry, you know. So if that's, but I think, so we got down, but let's say you need it. Okay, how about this? Yeah, someone's got a gun to Tom's head.

One of these guys has to make you come or he's dead. Oh, now you have to pick one. Those are real stakes. Those are real stakes. Okay, let's go through this. Let's go through it. Okay, unshine is as endearing and sweet as he is. I don't think he's lucid enough to actually make me come.

Like, I don't think he's there enough. I disagree. Seriously? Yeah, I think he, I mean, first of all, here's the thing. He's going, he's going to do what he likes to do. And it's whether or not that makes, he's not going to read you. Is this working?

But at the same time. But he has to make me come. By the same time. You're not asking him to like run an errand for you. This guy, he's fucking in a such a way that it's ingrained in his brain. He loves to fuck. Yeah.

He's like, he's like, he can't like, he can't like, you know, he couldn't return your rental car. But you know what I mean? But he could. There is a, there is a whole series, by the way, a six part series. Like that Japanese show where they had the little babies. Yeah.

Do simple errands. You should get these guys to try and like go to the grocery store with a shopping list. Never happened. Never happened. You'd be like, did you just leave it on the fucking highway? He's like, where? Just making a sandwich in the supermarket and eating it

and just walking away. I couldn't find the place you said to take it to. That would be great. That's a YouTube series right there. Just basic activities. It's really easy. A couple of things are easy in this list. RPC's not going to make.

He's not into girls. No. Four strokes guy's not into girls. Okay, cut those guys. Okay. Ten to twelve, Benadryl guy. I don't think that could ever happen. Ever.

Just why not though? I mean, he's so actually detached. I mean, now he's dead. But he does get in one for hours. Oh, he's dead? He's dead, yeah. But let's say if he was alive, I just don't think, I mean. Benadryl him up, you know what I'm saying?

Throw some girls wrestling in the background. You know what? He's got a point. Okay, because here's the deal, man. As long as he's, if he can maintain an erection and just lay still, maybe I can do the work. Sure. You could back yourself in though.

Here's the thing. Just like figure it out. The moment his erection goes, he's going to be like, you fucking bitch. He's going to blame you. Something turns. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He takes one of those wire hangers and just like starts choking it with it. Oh yeah, it's going to go back.

Put your head in the dryer that's just out of frame. Now here's the irony is that the guy whose offer is, I'll make you come. Like that's his only directive is the least turn on to me. Like the guy that's all he wants to do is make me come. I don't want it. I know, but that might be the guy that does. Isn't that crazy? I can't take the teeth.

If he just had better teeth. He takes his teeth out in some videos. He does. No, I remember, it's even worse. Well, what about this? They take one of Tom's feet, but they give him dental surgery and he's got great. So what do you mean? They take one of Tom's feet.

So he's they've got a gun, right? And so now we're made. He's about to die. Now we're bargaining. You're like, I could fuck that guy, but his teeth are fucked up. They're like, all right, we're chopping one of Tom's feet off. No, no. So you're going to find somebody else and have Tom have all his.

Of course. I mean, that would that would ruin Tom's life. You think so? That guy murdered his wife. Oscar Pistorius, he got little medals and killed his wife. South African guy, right? You could probably, you know, you get a cool. I'm not saying he's going to murder you.

I'm just saying you're still a capable guy without a foot. But you really don't think it would be sunshine? No, I think he's not lucid enough. Can I give you one more? Can I give you one that maybe changes your mind? Right before you come. Yeah, I love him. I want to.

I have no problem swallowing. I'd stop for a minute and put a big hickey on your inner thigh there and suck on that and make it nice and red. And let you remember me after I'm gone. Turn over and play with your cheeks. Maybe even massage your little hole. And make you feel just the only man in my life. You just did.

Well, it's normal size. It's not that big. The one thing that I want to tell you is the first time it's going to be quick because it's been a long time. Okay. Let me see. Let me see how much. I'm going to throw out.

I'm going to see how much, how big a load I'm going to swallow. I need it right now. No, I need it right now. No, no, no, no, fuck. Are you serious? Keep his cock out of frame, please. Oh, we fuck. Give it to me now.

Come on, Mark. No, Martin. I'm going to put this in your mouth and you're going to have to suck it dry. You're going to just suck it dry, Mark. You got that beautiful mouth. No. Give it to me, Mark. Yeah.

Oh, I can feel it. Oh, that's going to be good. Oh, that's going to be good. Fuck. Fuck. That I'm coming up in May. Just left to come on the floor. Yeah.

Yeah, he's a sad one. That was terrific. I know you're going to be good in bed. With his customer service fucking mouthpiece, he's just got the, he looks like he's... All right. Oh my God. Is there a new contender? No.

What? You know what's the creepiest about this? Is that like his grandkids are going to come over on the weekend and play in that room. Someone's slipping. What was here on the floor? It's such a granddad room. It is. And he's got granddad cadence too.

He does. Wonderful penis there, Martin. Calling him Martin. Mark, Mark. 01:55:36,480 --> 01:55:37,200 Oh, Mark, I'm sorry. Oh, Mark, I'm sorry.

01:55:37,920 --> 01:55:38,400 Yeah. Sorry, guys. Ugh. I don't... Oh, fuck. No, no. Uh-oh, we know what's happening. Oh, no.

Oh, yeah. I don't know that I can... Well, let me take this off for a minute. Ah, fuck. Yes, ma'am. Oh, no. Just start shotless. Let's put it that way.

I'm half-cut. Well, because I got cut when I was adult. I was in the military and the doctor... He's fucking close up. ...had a virus. I had what they called Oriental War. So he was supposed to circumcise me completely so that I wouldn't have the problems and that's as far as he got.

That's his pre-sex talk. That's how he gets you like, lubed up. I was in the service. I got Oriental War. I got some kind of racist venereal disease. Yeah. But why does the doctor only half-cut him? He's like, he only did half the job.

I don't know. What's the story? It's just... Oh, no. No, I just put this kid in bed. It wakes Monday when I sleep. No. I think it gets big though.

Ugh. Fuck. Still don't take anything for enhancement or... Doesn't take any enhancement. That's crazy. Just like rock on the floor. Yeah, he's all mad at me by myself. He's all maddy.

My eyes are burning. And there's a blood spot on his cock. Did you see it? That's a tough penis right there. Did you see the bloody spot? I did not. Why is there blood on your penis? I mean, go to the doctor again, dude.

Truly, what does he mean half-cut? He's not... That's an uncircumcised penis. I don't know what he's talking about. He's not half-cut. They don't take a little... They don't take a little off the top. I thought mine was going to be easier at this time, but...

You know, I remember my grandmother whenever something like this happens. When I was growing up... Grandmother. When I was growing up and I had plans, and then they changed with no... For no cause that I caused, you know. And I'd complain about it.

He's jerking off and telling us... Well, son, she'd say, man proposes and God disposes, so don't worry about it. He knows what he's doing. Yeah. Okay. Are you ready to come now?

I will worry about it. The plan he had was not getting molested, and God was like, well... Yeah, they're there, but like I say, I'm built in such a way that they hang very far back. They don't hang down. Well, they're there.

They're just back very close to the top. He sounds like Spongebob's grandma. You guys know Spongebob's grandma? Yes, I can be. There's like a wistfulness to her? Like a black man, and they don't go down. He enjoyed that. He had a little fucking chuckle.

I mean, somebody's like, do you have balls? They don't go down, sweating like a black man, and they don't... You know how those blacks sweat. Of course. Much more than anyone else. Now, we still need an answer. You understand.

Yeah, you do. You have not answered yet. You can't. Oh, sorry. So we got to go through this. So Leo, like, here's the deal, man. I think anatomically, it would be difficult to have sex with him because his belly is so big and his dick,

as we've just seen, is rather small in comparison. And he seems like a gay man. Excuse me. In relation to, I think, and he doesn't like women. He likes Mark. That's true. Could be bi. I'm still going to go with the 10 to 12 Benadryl guy.

Okay. Just because I feel like you could just do the work. And like, he can just be high. Wow. 10 to 12 Benadryl. And then he'll beat the shit out of him. You realize how life-changing that would be if he were alive? For him to hear that right now?

Right now, he would be sitting up and being like, you would? Yeah, he's buying a gun and tracking Tom's movements. No, don't put that out there. Oh, my God. He would really, like, you change his life. RIPs. Let's get a Ouija board.

Please don't play any more. No, I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. Okay. I think I feel bad. I mean, he was the perfect audience for it. I feel sick.

These were great. These were awesome. This is like when you bring someone over and you're like, do you want to see my fucking collection? And they're like, dude, this is fucking rad. This is fucking sick. Yeah. Because I always get little snippets, you know?

Yeah. You know, on Instagram. And I see, I follow on Instagram, I look at the TikToks. But there is something to the show and tell aspect of it. That was fun. And you guys filling me in on some of the context I might have missed. Yeah.

It's really great stuff. It is a good time. And it's fun. It's like when you're raising children, you get to see life again through new eyes, specials. Absolutely. Oh, by the way, I didn't even tell you, this is because a light fell on my face today.

Holy shit. Just now? Yeah. Like an hour before we started recording. I thought you got like sunburn or some shit. Nope. Right there. These guys.

Wow. Yeah. Who are you making an example of? Um, I mean. Who are you going to half circumcise? We're going to talk to, we're going to talk to both of them. Yeah. Yeah.

You guys didn't even give him the cream yet. Poor husband. Don't be stingy. Who gets half circumcised? Well, as a reminder to everybody, your new tour. Yes. The Fat Rascal Tour. Where are you going?

Do you have like some of the? The Fat Rascal Tour. I have a fucking ton of them. Oh, pull up, pull up his, um, his Instagram. That was it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The Stobby Baby too. Ah, there it is.

Go to the very top. Um, it starts. There it is. The Fat Rascal Tour. Yeah, go to the Fat Rascal Tour if we go there. Yeah. Buffalo, Madison, Albany, Boston. Oh, we can watch this.

Houston, Minneapolis. Houston, Minneapolis, Chicago, New Orleans, Atlanta, Jersey, Long Island, Seattle, Portland, LA, Austin, Dallas. Dude. A lot of stuff. Wow, buddy. Tickets are available at? Stobby.biz.

Stobby.biz. And go to my YouTube channel. I post a lot of stand-up there. I post two videos a week. And by the time this comes out, I should have a CrowdWorks special slash tour doc coming out pretty soon. That's rad.

Very nice. Congratulations. Thank you guys so much. I appreciate you having us. So proud of you. Yeah, absolutely. Thanks for coming. Good work, Stobby.

Yeah, thanks for watching and listening. We'll see you guys next week. Bye, mommy. Suck and suck and suck and you got that beautiful mouth. You got that working my way down a little bit. Just a little bit. Get on it. If you want me to suck on that.

And if you want me to play with your cheeks, I would rub your cheeks and massage your little hole and make you feel you're just it. That OK? You're just it. Come on. Show me that you like me. No.

Show me that you like me. No. Suck it dry. You're going to just suck it dry, Mark. No. Come on. It's not going to get hard till I'm ready to come. Give it to me, Mark.

Don't be stingy. Give it to me, Mark. Don't be stingy. That's my hole. That's where it spits. It's not that big. You bet I'm coming up with me. You better believe I'm coming up with me.

I would just. I would. I would just. I would just. You got that beautiful mouth. You got that mouth. You bet I'm coming up with me. You better believe I'm coming up with me.

I would just. I would. I would just. I would just. I would just. I would just. I'm half cut. Yeah.

Because I got cut when I was adult. The doctor messed it up. Messed it up. I had what they called Oriental Warts. Warts. Warts. He was supposed to circumcise me. So that I wouldn't have the problems.

Problems. That's as far as he got. Far as he got. Okay. That's as far as he got. Far as he got. Oh yeah. I just pulled the skin forward again.

Normally when it's asleep. And when it gets big, well. Comes right out. Comes right out. I still don't take anything for. For. Enhancement. Enhancement.

All natural. Natural. Mm-hmm. All natural. Ooh yeah. Ah. You bet I'm coming up in a year.

Heaven. You better believe I'm coming up in a. Heaven. I would just. I would just. I would just. I would just. I would just.

You got that beautiful mouse you. Got that thing. Heaven. You better I'm coming up in a. Heaven. You better believe I'm coming up in a. Heaven. I would just.

I would just. I would just. I would just. I would just. I would just.