Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura - Completely Perverted w/ Yoshi Obayashi | Your Mom's House Ep. 720

Episode Date: August 9, 2023

Catch Yoshi Obayashi at Fringe Fest! Tickets here: https://tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on#q=%22Yoshi%20Obayashi's%20Adult%20Content%22PULL YOUR JEANS UP!! It's another episode of YMH with Todd and Christine! This week the Main Mommies respond to the feedback they've received about the "ED is Cap" segment, take a look at Robert Paul Champagne's recent social media activity (he's mad at us), and watch a video of a cool guy "slave".They are joined by YMH favorite, comedian Yoshi Obayashi. Yoshi discusses Ted Kaczynski, terrorists, prostitution, the BLM movement, the sexual preferences of elite men, his experience with medical testing, Jeffrey Epstein, his recent trip to Japan, vacationing in Afghanistan, and much more. Tom and Christina show him Christina's TikTok curations, some cool Asian videos, and Tom's favorite horse video.https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinaponline.com/tour-dateshttps://store.ymhstudios.com/https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast

This week, on your mom's house, it was good payday. It was, Colby was great for me, you know, it was bad for everyone. I got to, I traveled so cheap. Wait, so what happened for Gashima? What did it mean? What happened? You know what happened? No, no, I meant, when you arrived. Why do you think I'm so goddamn tall, radiation? I feel like fat women, women with facial hair, ugly women.

Old women, long, lambs, grandmas. So, it's more for a woman in fashion. Welcome, welcome to your mom's house. What kind of time to your mom's house. Very excited today is this is like, I don't normally get this excited about a guest, but this is, I'm telling you, I'm amped, the fuck off. Well, of course, he's the OGS of the G's.

It's like, you know, when you see today's guest, you're gonna be like, You guys are doing good. You know, that we're top tier here. One of my all time favorites. This is why your mom's house exists. Seriously. But there's so much and there's not enough time

to get into everything. So why don't we, instead of waiting, just start with a very, just, you know, open and clip and get to the show. Yeah, I hear you, buddy. Are you ready for the opening clip? Pump, bro. Let's do it. I am your slave.

I am your mindless, obedient slave. I have no will. I have no mind. I am your slave, master. Oh, she's beautiful. So hot. Are you hard? No, bring it on. No, Barbara, the fuck is that? So hot. Welcome to your mom's house.

With Tom Segura. Mom Segura. Mom's a girl. Christina Pajit's in the ring of truth. Welcome to your mom's house. So for people listening, if they're just listening, it's just, we should just say there's a lay, a beautiful lay, well, a lady in a dress older lady with a purse, heels, and you know, not the most traditional face, who is just recording herself. I don't even know if it's a lady, honestly. That's more of a dude thing to do What is to be like I'm your slave? I think it's a guy Do you think it's a guy? Oh?

I'm sorry. Is that obvious and I'm an idiot god damn it I'm gonna find one sorry That was a fun one. Sorry. Okay. Damn it. Do you guys know? Have you heard of a Lenovo clips? Yeah, yeah. They're very good.

This is like the Lenovo clips. Yeah. It kind of is. So. Why I thought you were such a good actor. Oh, thanks, man. I can't tell. Yeah.

So this guy is wearing a dress. He's just saying, like, very, and he's saying like in a very creepy way, I'm just saying. Can't tell you something, I'm very surprised you chose this for an opening clip, because this is usually in my TikTok. Yeah, it's very much in your wheelhouse.

So, like, I feel like you're finally coming to my side of the force in terms of what's amusing and funny. Sometimes I don't play them because I think they're amusing or funny. Sometimes I play them because I'm kind of freaked out by them. Yeah, but I mean. I need to obey my master. I have no will.

I have no mind. I am your mindless obedient slave. I mean, such a bummer. It's a real bummer. But I'll say this, got the leg swing down really well that the ladies do. And slender legs, which is very difficult to email and found right sized shoes.

Shoes are very hard to find on men. Like women shoes. Found the right shoes, the dress, nice dress. Slam and I like her handbag. And bags great. Overall, it's a solid look. The earrings are good. I wish she would open her mouth and enunciate a little more.

I don't like in the same. Yeah. I have no. That part wouldn't arouse me as a male viewer. I don't know. It's the only thing that kept me from finishing. Um. Yeah.

Yeah. So I know what you mean. But the angle's good. The lighting's great. You can see your kitchen in the back. So she's handy around the kitchen. Overall, sweet lady. We just play this because we just wanted you to wake up and start the day right.

That was troubling. Yeah. If you don't know, because I'm trying to get into, there's so many exciting things. I know, I think so. I think so. A few weeks back, we were doing an episode, and our own Enne was doing his cap report,

and during the cap report, he said that E-D, that's so good. Is gay. A reptile dysfunction just means, and we ain't that straight. That you're not straight. Right, right. And Heather and I concur, we agree with any that ED means you're gay.

ED. Right. That any guy who's like, I'm just having trouble with an erection. Trom you in that car. You just want to second on a cock. You should try fucking a guy, yeah. Because most straight men, if they're with the right women,

they get it up. It's never- And that doesn't bar like occasional rectile problems. That's not what I'm saying. Like if you consistently can't get a boner, it's because you're in the dudes. We're the dudes, yeah. Wow, did you see that? We both did that at the same time.

Yeah, pretty cool. I'm sitting there. Well, we put that out there and immediately heard from people that were extremely offended. We even had the great Stavion here, and he was offended in the moment. It was so mad. He was like, this is so deeply hurtful.

He let everybody know that it's not that. But he also said he was willing to try being gay. Well, we got some listener feedback. Oh, okay. So here we go. Dear Tom and Christina, I find that there is some truth to what Christina was saying about ED being a gay issue. I'm a man who likes to party.

So sexuality is a bit of a spectrum. So sometimes when I try to jump back into dogging chicks after writing pole for a couple months, I have trouble and vice versa. It's hard to jump from ham to sausage sometimes and your body reacts to it like hot and cold. It's sometimes hard to get your brain and dick working together after switch hitting Daniel.

Wow, so ED is gay. Well, hold on, that's just one, it's somewhere. That's enough. That is right. Big shout out to Daniel. Thanks for being truthful, man. Thanks for being truthful. Another message, hey, jeans after watching your episode

or realize that my erectile dysfunction was due to me being a gay. Yes. I couldn't keep it up with my wife, because she is a sexy goddess ooh The first thing I did was search for the nearest dude debang it wasn't that hard ugly gays must be using grinder because 47 minutes after watching the podcast. I was up close and personal with a hang down that would scare our PC to death I took it and honestly I was pretty proud of myself. Thank you for the life advice, Annie. Teen hashtag team Annie, that's from Vinny. Well, that's you, bro.

Another guy. Wow, this is amazing. And then here's another one. I was remiss to find out this eating the exact moment that I had thought I had found out I was definitely not gay, became the exact moment that I was, has now proven that I am in fact gay. I was having a threesome,

and I was on the bottom being written by a female. She said that she wanted to be doubly penetrated by her boyfriend, I consented. On the first failed attempt to enter, I felt a flaccid serpent like penis through the thin vaginal wall and immediately lost my erection. This was a very clear indication to me at the time that I was in fact disgusted by a penis, even though even when it's in a good, hot, squirting, vagine. Turns out I am gayer than five guys blowing 10 guys. Anyway, come down later for some mousse soup

just glass and gene. Wow, I mean, who knew? That's pretty wild. We, can I tell you something? We are the music makers, the science makers. We figure shit out. And the other one he said is that PMS is cap. And I have to say, any, when you said that,

I thought about it, I'm like, yeah, I physically feel shitty because I have my period. But like, I can choose my attitude. I don't have to be a cut bitch, you know? That's right. So maybe PMS is cap too. It's just like the gaze. You okay? It's just like the gaze. You're okay.

It's all about choices. It's all about choices. ED is cap, PMS is cap. Wow. PMS is cap. I currently am menstruating and I'm choosing to not be a cut bitch and it's working. You haven't pretty nice today.

Yeah, and I don't feel good. I feel terrible. I thought I had COVID this morning. I woke up, I'm like, I'm dying. And I don't. I'm fine. If you're really being cool, what that mouth do? Oh, stop. Ew, what that mouth do? Who said that? You know who? What that mouth do? Doesn't give blow jobs real bitches.

Sticking the muds. Yep. Real bitches. Stuck in the mud. Real bitches. Real stupid dumb conty women. This is by the way something that I'm so excited to get into. I have so much going on in the world. This is so exciting. Top breaking story. This is something that I noticed out of my periphery. periphery.

periphery. I actually really had explosive anus. Really real. Let's die real. Yeah. Not periphery. But yeah, dude. Yeah, it's not periphery. But yeah, dude. Yeah, it's good to remember.

I really, really have explosive anus. Yeah. What a help. That's the thing. It's very helpful. The only happenings ever helped anything. Why did they teach us that in school? I don't know.

So I noticed this very casually, and it's something that is, you know, it's not going to be that surprising. But then I, it picked up a little more, and then I talked to the guys and they were like, oh yeah, so they had noticed it too. Which is that Robert Paul Champagne, one of the absolute most important people on this show. The coolest of the coolest guys of all time. He, I said here, he was, oh, here.

Rock it all. That's sir. One of the greats. He has little by little, leaving comments on my page, on the YMH page, on both Instagram and I think on Facebook where he voices that he is upset. Most of like, kind of everything here, but mostly with me. It's directed at you and some, some, some jabs at me, but he'll say things like Christine should just divorce him

and take his money, he's got no heart. And I don't know why he's so upset. Yeah, he, he doesn't like me too, but, but you especially. He's really ramping up lately. So, shave that dirty beard and then talk. This was on something where I was posted on something about my, and so he just wrote, shaved that dirty beard. then talk. This was on something where I was posted on something about my,

and so he just wrote, shaved that dirty beard. That he has a new nickname for me. Yeah, his new nickname for me is Ham Sandwich. So he wrote in this one he posted himself. What do we got mask? That is absolutely terrifying. I need to be fucked a lot, man. I created a Tom Sigerah in which lots of mayonnaise and ham and a pair of sunglasses as he is a big ham anyway.

What? What is prompting? I don't know what you're talking about. We haven't attacked him. We haven't done anything. I just been the regular show and we always, you know, we give shots out to RPC. Yeah, we haven't changed anything on our end. I can't imagine.

This was on a fun times that when I went to his premiere. That was a celebratory day. Yeah. Notice Tom Green was not too happy. Oh, geez. Bird is more funnier than drugged up Tom on booze and uppers. What? And then he went to his second account and wrote,

phone, he has two accounts. He is so, he's so fired up. So fired up. Then I think you just wants your attention, Tom. Bert, never make the mistake of doing a movie with Tom Segura as he will grab all the glory and fame. You're getting better than him in comedy. And comedy, Tom.

Now you're writing and skills and acting. He needs you so bad as his ratings are slipping bad. It's not funny anymore. Dry toast over burnt. You can make it without him. Wow. I mean, yeah, it's... Where is this coming from?

I just don't... I mean, I think he might he yeah, I'm gonna call him I think he wants your attention daddy. I think me I mean you're not paying attention to Robert RPC gets like this every now and then Yeah, every now and then when you're not paying him the attention he deserves He'll start acting up like this so we need to you need to stroke him a little, not that way, but like give him a little ego, give him some love. RPCs, he's love too. I was really excited about the storm the other night.

I posted a storm video, a couple of them, you know? Yeah, storm dead. Boring, he was boring. And then he writes, storm should have hit you. Wow. And then, and speak correct English to me. Wow. That's a crazy sentence.

Hurtful. You're telling someone to speak and speak correct English to me. The letter N, speak correct English to me. Then none of that sentence makes sense. He's grammatically... And he's saying, you need to work on your English.

No, he's completely out of line. And then he got you here. Look at this one. Oh, I's completely out of line with me. And then he got you here. Look at this one. Oh, I look great. Now look what he says. This is a way he called me Miss Piggy. That was really funny.

But this is Miss Monroe. In that lipstick is called Million Dollar Red and was sold at Macy's, not Christina Pena, YMH, whom now has claimed it for hers, must be honest. Don't get like Tom. Wow. So even he turned this one into an insult at me, but it's,

He did liken me to Marilyn Monroe, so that's perfect. She is my hero. Oh, there he is. He's just, he's very envious. I think he's very envious of you. I mean, it's very strange. Here's, I think we should do,

maybe, What is the deal? I don't know, man. He's just ramping up. He gets cranky like this once a year. We have to call him and like calm him down. Let's do an unsolicited call. Yeah, he'll help you answers. What he does. Didn't he say he wouldn't speak with us in a dog? He's so upset. Let's just see what happens. with us and a dog who's so upset. Let's just see what happens. Let's just see. He is just I was at the I know I know I I

Please leave your message. Try again, try again, try again. Try one more time. Yeah. Look, we've given him nothing but love and presence and approval. Like we worship Robert Paul champion. He's the greatest. It upsets me that he's upset with us.

It's just so unfounded. We have nothing but love. We do have a lot of love for him. He's like the coolest of the cool guys. He started the cool guy club. I believe he was like the original cool guy. Oh, he is. I even, I want him behind me because he's so special. Robert, what are you doing?

Yeah. He did say, I look like Miss Piggy on Mom. Jesus, really funny though. Some of his jabs, he's told me before he's like, I'm better. Better comedian than you. Better. He's not a Cody Island. Why is it breaking up? Yeah. Please leave your message for it.

Because maybe, yeah. What time is it on the East Coast? He should be awake. It's late in the afternoon. It should be up and running by now. Try this way. Should be up and running by now. Try this way. Now he knows he's getting, he's like, there's a black eye that wants to fuck bad right now.

Ha ha ha. I mean it, man. This was Tom. I've been doing a lot of comedy myself. That's why he'll tell you. Yeah, I do like an act like a cabaret act. I've been doing a lot of comedy myself. That's why he'll tell you. I do like an act, like a camera react. I do like an act, like a camera react.

Please leave your message for me. Well, that's that. Anyway, I just want you to know, Robert, if you're listening, I think you're gonna see this segment that as always, we were huge supporters. We've always been genuine big fans. We're always on team RPC.

And yeah, I just, oh, we, this is you, you chatted with him about talking to us. Right. We tried reaching out because we're like What do you say we noticed that you were busy that you've been upset and when we tried to set up a call you said I'm busy all other people are cool and I'm not uncle shameless no shine who begs for attention But I can't stand glass people or people who laugh at other people handy cap or death. Okay, that's fair I do laugh at other people, handicap or death. Okay, that's fair. I do laugh at stuff like that. Yeah, we do.

We do laugh at things. But I mean, he can't hold it. He's known that from the beginning. Yeah. That's not a new trait. You know what I mean? Yeah. We've always been jerks.

You know what I mean? Yeah. If you want to move in, you can move in. But you've got to fuck me. I don't know. Well, you know, I don't know. Maybe I still think we've always had it in our back pocket that if we ever, you know, if he's ever really upset that we send any to go visit him, that's what he wants.

Is that what he wants instead of hair? A free trip to New York City. There you go. 2395. 2395. He's got wigs. You can wear wigs all weekend dolls Yeah, at least in the key food break a move in yeah have fun man some miles around the king

All right, well RPC, you know, you still got nothing but love from us man. Yeah, so there you go You are still in our hearts now. Let's take a quick break and we will be back with what I can already tell you is one of my favorite episodes of your mom's time. Yeah one of the greatest. Yeah we'll be back in a minute. We're so happy to have you here once again there's so much to cover in the time that we have but it is the great Yoshi everybody. Oh my God. Yoshi. Yoshi. I'm Tom. I actually heard my voice in the conversation for nearly three years now.

It's so good to see you. We've exchanged messages. I've run into you actually a few times over the last few years, even on tour. You've popped up at shows that I was at. Do you remember we've run into each other? So the Kenny Gummy ticket to see you at the MSG during the 9-11 thing. You were incredible.

Thank you, Nick. I knew you, I mean, I was amazed when Johnster went up to you, begging to talk to you and whether his kids and everything. So I was so happy to see that. It was a fun night. That was a really fun night. And it was so fun to see you.

And I think, what was the funny thing was that I was talking about, I go my friend, my friend really wants a picture, my high school friend. And I was, because my buddy in my from high school was at that show. Right, right, right. And then they're like, okay, and then that person, I might have been John,

started to go up to you. I guess your friend, I go, that's not my friend, that guy's Asian. And he was like, oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no up to you. I guess your friend, I go, that's not my friend, that guy's Asian. You have a family. I was wearing cold pants, so I understand. Yeah, yeah. This is a problem everywhere. Yeah.

It keeps a lot of doors closed. Yeah. No, but it was great to see you that night. And yeah, we've missed you, man. You have a lot going on., we had we had exchanged some messages about you You coming back on I was super stoked to have you back and then I was just perusing Tick-tock the other day yeah, I'm going through my crazy algorithm that you have contributed to Because I'll see things that you share and then my algorithm

You like sad stuff you welcome and then my algorithm goes, you like sad stuff. You're welcome. And then, as I'm swiping, this video starts, I see this woman walking up the street in New York, she goes, oh, I think Epstein's place is over here. Yeah. And then they're walking,

and then I see Yoshi up here. What? And this video's gone viral. And it's him forming this. Oh my goodness, this, this couple, like he seems like a tour, like the person, the tour guide of like how to... Of Epstein.

Well, what happened was I was supposed to work with Russell Peters in my friend, couldn't give me a ride. So I decided I'll stay in New York City and I watch a second Broadway show. So in between first and second, I have two hours. So I always do this whenever I visit New York City, I always visit Epstein's home. That's what you always do.

I always go up there. And then I just happen to walk in and marry and hurt some patch. We're kind of looking. I just kind of jumped in. So well, if you want me to explain, I know a couple of things about this place because I've been to hundreds of times. So you just volunteered this, right? Yeah, yeah. I mean, every time I see anyone is front of it, I've been to hundreds of times. So you just volunteered this, right? Yeah, yeah. I mean, every time I see anyone in front of me, I will talk to them, but usually they get scared and walked away, but they stayed and I didn't know they were filming it. So they released it two days ago, and I think it hit 200,000 views.

Wow. Wow. Yeah, I was going there. So what did you inform? Because I watched this, but like you, why do you know so much about you just always been fascinated by this case? I'm always worried about people, especially poor people in this country.

And I want to know why poor state the way they do. And I think it's usually because it's something to do with super, super rich people, fucking the poor people over, you know, and they're doing terrible things. So I think Epstein's one of many cases where you could learn what's going on in the country and I've been going to places like all my life, you know, like even when I was a kid, I mean, it kind of started with my dad. When we were visiting the States for the first time in 1979. Unlike most normal dads, he'll take me,

what we went to, as my dad used to say, Ted Dubandisson. So Ted Dubandishau's in 1979. So when I was 10, my dad took me to his house. He took you there? Yeah, it's called Seattle. It's called the Washington. We have a relative in Tacoma.

So we went his house, his uncle's house, and a couple of murder scenes and things like that. So your dad had a fascination with dark underworld kind of dark parts. Murder, sexual assault, war crimes and things like that. It's a very dad thing to be into. It kind of is. Yeah, dads do. Dad's like murder and stuff.

Love war. I mean, my dad would bring up the most horrific crimes in casual atmospheres. So true. And like, he would do- Did he laugh? Yeah. I mean, sometimes- Mine, would do- Did he laugh? Yeah. I mean sometimes, but sometimes he did.

Sometimes he was, no, a lot of times it was just like, can you believe that? Yeah. He would do it. My mother would always be like, what? Because he would go, you know,

Bundy, sometimes he would rip them after they were dead. Yes. And then my mom would go, I'm sorry. And then he mom would go, I'm sorry. And then he'd be like, just not everybody does that. And then he'd just take a bite and she goes, what are you saying this?

He goes, well, I'm just sharing information. He would just like share the information. War, he knew a lot, he knew a lot about Vietnam War. And then he had a pretty good understanding and a lot of stories about real war too. The Asian people? No, just Vietnamese. I had a pretty good understanding and a lot of stories about real-world-two. Did you hear Asian people? No, just Vietnamese.

Oh, the jungle agents, okay. Yeah, yeah. I think he used the different words. Well, I'll go. No, I think anybody that goes in more, he's not like I'm joking, he didn't really hate Vietnamese people. I think he hated being in that war and in combat. If you're in combat, you generally, you really are trained to kill the enemy.

And so you develop probably a lot of emotions about it. I think this is probably true for like Christine and Dr. Drew, because you guys are doing amazing podcasts, but a lot of times when you have these wars People who fought in the war the intersting connection where a lot of them ended up being a serial killers because the trauma in war There's a guy named Dr. Peter Brunski mentioned There's so many grab most of the serial killers either serve in the war or they have a family member serve and that trauma's brought home and this violence and you know terrible environment and genetic so a lot of them have that background so but it's interesting that you

always had a fascination with kind of I would say the underworld in a way like the dark side of the forest right but that you were raised with around somebody who also had that fascination I I think because of my dad and I'm Korean Japanese Zainichi Koreans, right? So we live in terrible neighborhood and I grew up with Yakuzha, Mob and Crimes and I don't know how many times I saw someone getting stabbed. Really? Yeah. Because when I have guns that best way to murder someone with knives, you know.

Yeah, very stabby. Like in London they have a real knives problem there. Classical is like one of the number one plays in Europe, stabbing. Yeah. So seeing that, and it's not so much like liking it, I want to know like, how could we prevent it from happening? And you kind of have to go to those place, read about them, study about them, and see what caused the problem, then it's trying to solve it, you know. Yeah. Yeah.

And this is true with serial killers and terrorists and six offenders. And an Epstein and I went to that Aguilay Maxwell case. I went to Harvey Weinstein, that Master's in Kid from the Savonichele. I went to that case too. Really? And I saw Elizabeth Holmes sentencing as well. You went to all these. And so you were fascinated by this?

Yeah, I want to know, I mean, I don't know what's the solution, but if I brought the stories to public, there's somebody who will be smart like Christina or Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. who could figure out, you know, because it doesn't make me feel good seeing people suffer like this, you know. Yeah.

What? Why are they just going to get that serious idea? What are they seeing people suffer like this, you know. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I know you're just going to get this serious. What do you find those people have in common? They have to have something in common. I think sex is one of the coping mechanisms, you know, for example. I mean, I don't have any sort of training, but my feeling is, for example, Epstein and I'm working a project with a friend named Mikey Slimeman and he is friend with a guy named Josh Winnickles and his dad's Teranickles, one of the two Oklahoma City Bombers.

So we've been talking to these people, oh, so Josh was that. Tariyiko, he told Mikey a year ago, by the way, Ted want to talk to you guys. And of course, he's talking about Ted Kaczynski, because they're both locked up in Supermax in Florence Colorado. Yeah. And interesting thing about Ted because of Colorado

by the way. Yeah, it's lovely in the summer. Lovely. And interesting thing about Ted because I love Colorado by the way. Yeah, it's lovely in the summer. Lovely Kaczynski and Epstein this one thing that I noticed that similar which is they both skip grades. I mean Oh, there's parties they they Kaczynski skip like five or six grades. I think Epstein like a two to three grades and In Japan, we think this is a child abuse because even though they're smart, you skip those grades, they're not emotionally ready to be without the kids.

Totally. So what happened is someone like Kuzansky, imagine, you know, you're 16, 17, you're seeing a Christina and there's a 12 year old kid, you're not gonna talk that kid, you're not gonna take. So this kid is isolated, never learned to connect with females. So eventually, because he had a childhood trauma as well, it got to the point where Kaczynski was thinking about becoming a woman because he can be with a woman, the next best option, to be a woman. So he had all this kind of problem in. He never really had a good sex life. So to him, bombing and killing people was his orgasm.

And that's an interesting theory. And terrorists, they have a different coping mechanism. To them, if they brought Caliphate and killed a bunch of heretics, this is their orgasm too. I mean, once again, this is my theory working on this. You know them, you've got an extensive background in the porn industry. I was going to say, I've been a Sanisian three times. Yeah. Even Afghanistan three times to do, to tour, right? Is a comedian, hopefully?

Not just for fun. What? I went there for vacation. What parts? I went to Kabul. Yeah. Lovely. In the summer. I even went to Panshire, which is like 50s, 70 months north. Right. How was Afghanistan? It's beautiful. I've learned right away on the first day where they have hookers, which is Chinese restaurant. Perfect. So tell me that. Right away. It's I don't have a, I know you play sports, so you have a good eye for playing defensive player, what the quarterback's going to do.

My eyes were trained like, like I used to look at those scramble TV when you're looking tits. Remember they used to censor, I used to kind of stare at everyone so you pick up a tits or ass, you know. So I kind of trained my eyes from a young kid. Like they used to have a commercial where people were working out for sports membership. Yeah. And one time I caught something, none of my friends caught it. Like they didn't see it, so we rewind because I had a hotel at the VHS. There was a girl doing one of those leg exercises and when

they did it, split second, you could see her pussy. They purposely put it there, but regularly people don't. Right. I don't have any talent, except I for pushing it. Yeah, yeah. It takes a pervert to catch a pervert. So, so I caught, I noticed this. That's what I'm going to do. That's a pussy right there. Yeah, right there.

Yeah. Yeah. So cool. So you saw hookers in Afghanistan. Don't the Taliban like don't they aren't they? You could find alcohol, but they're hitting away. You could find prostitutes. Wait, so somebody you ask and you find they're like, isn't the Chinese restaurants? I'm in Chinese restaurant in, I could choke right hold but they're hitting away. You could find prostitutes or something. Wait, so somebody, you ask and you find, they're like, isn't the Chinese restaurants?

I'm in Chinese restaurant and I could choke right away that they're hookers. You could tell right away? Right away, yeah. Cause like, where I grow up? Wow. How do you know? I grew up in a neighborhood where it's really bad

and ever in Japan and I'm only lived like a month and a half away from a red light district. So as a kid, I used to sneak during the day walking to a neighborhood and some of the ladies were like, could you go meet, you know, I do errands, they give me little change. So I used to deliver food for hookers when I was a little kid.

And just when you hang out with them, you just, you know, when you meet community, you know right away that it's a dream. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. When you meet an athlete, you know, there's something about them, you know. And I went to Davos during World Economic Forum this year. I don't have a credential.

So what I did was every time I see a group of Asian people like their Chinese or Japanese or Korean groups representing their company or government during World Economic Forum, I just kind of sneak what with them into those hotels and hang out. Oh, you're like, I was Asians. I'm part of the... Yeah, like what Russell Peter called it, I just changed on the whole situation, right? Yeah, I sneak in.

Excuse me, you did what to the situation? I just changed on the situation. And if they ask me, I just speak like Japanese or whatever, so they don't bother me. So I went in and right away during the World Economic Forum, I could tell like, this is like, co-girl and sex workers right away, you know, I could just tell,

because a lot of these executives say they're executive assistant or niece, like, come on, I'm not a fucking amateur, I know what's going on. And every time these super rich people talk about what they're gonna do for the rest of the year, they're always telling people like, you don't have to have stuff. Isn't it nice when rich people tell you,

you don't have to have anything? Yeah, yeah, that's nice. Or if you're looking people tell you, you don't have to be good looking. If you really wanna know what these fuckers gonna do for rest of the year, talk to all the six workers that week. They'll tell you exactly what their minds at.

Really? Yes, because they open up to them. And if they didn't have a really good year and they didn't get a big Christmas bonus, like Goldman Sach workers, they're gonna take it on the six workers. They always do. Wow, that's really interesting.

Then you talk to them and they'll tell you what's going on with them. Yeah. Wow. Have you been to North Korea? I would like to go by haven't been there. Yeah. That seems like your next logical destination.

You've been to Afghanistan, Cobbl's lovely. And Christian, I'm glad you said that Kim Jong-un, when he was second, because everybody suspected his older brother would take over. So he went to school in Switzerland. That's right. He got kicked out of school.

Why? Because one, he wasn't doing any of his studies, but they found a bunch of porn with him. Just sure he got kicked out of school, and you know what kind of porn it was? What? A BDSM, obviously, because it had something to do with power. Giving that power or having power over someone.

Did you get the hooker in Afghanistan? No, no, I didn't do that. I was a little concerned. I don't know what happened if I did, you know. Well, that would be, I did, you know. Well, that would be, I mean, more than the normal amount of risk it feels like to do something like that in Afghanistan. Yeah.

I mean, we were a little crazy. Me and my friends who just walked around with that sort of vision at night and you're not supposed to walk around cobbling. You're not supposed to do that. Oh, you are a little crazy. That's a kind of a crazy vacation. Yeah, but I looked one of the three ethnically chazaris. Oh, yeah, you are a little crazy. That's a kind of a crazy vacation. But I look one of the three ethnically chazaris. Oh, right. Okay. So if I put a dirt on my face, I look like the low

goat. What was your hotel like in Kabul? I was staying with a friend. So, um, because I, I've briefly, I love that laughter. He's, he's the envy. I've spent time in Afghanistan and I've flown over Kabul. And that was the only spot that I saw that had electricity. It is a very sparse country. Yes. It literally is like time traveling

to like the medieval period. So I'm curious as to what drew you to spend time. I have there. I want to know what I've been hearing me this through. Oh. And I want to go to this place been hearing media is true. Oh. And I want to go to this place. But I also want to know. Sure.

That's a good reason. And I want to know more about terrorist activities. And I don't think I told Tom. Last few years I've been going to DC, hoping my friend Karim, he's writing a book about sexual procribities of terrorists. So I've been going to DC, helping my friend Karim. He's running a book about sexual procribidies of terrorists. So I've been a visor. So it's kind of like, you really know everything.

His academic, but he needs a pervert to explain how these guys do. I love this. Can I ask you a question? You're so fascinated by this, you know, the world of perversion and also the leadus. You said, you mentioned briefly, you think there's an actual,

like there's a tell, the type of attraction that a leadus have, like a leadus men, a head or a men have towards women, just like there's like a type that like a MAGA. Yes, like so tell me what those were again. So during COVID, once I was allowed to travel I Bent to all the right it city. I went to all the prominent black people getting killed by cops

You know like those cities. I went I went to George Floyd because George Floyd did porn So I feel like he's a colleague did porn. Yeah, he did porn really? I am a true they called him Houston Floyd And Houston Floyd, he was a tremendous performer. Really? Yeah, he's really, really good. And I feel really bad for him. And what happened to him? So, Brianna Taylor, all this people I went

and kind of see like what really happened to them. And I also went to Maga rallies and BLM and it's interesting because you know whenever I try to overseas you know like people say like the white people say don't go to a black area it's dangerous but when I go they're people very nice and when I went to black area they say don't go to white area it's dangerous when I went they're very nice so I feel bad that I think they're actually good people. And then ironically people always go, oh it's cool to go to anywhere Asians are.

They're super nice. And then you go and you're like, they're kind of rude, yeah. So, COVID. Anyway. So, I use my pervision. So I went to Maga rallies. It's interesting, a predominant thing that they love

is huge tech. Maga people. So you're saying, this is kind of fascinating. That It's interesting, a predominant thing that they love is huge-tits. Maga people. So you're saying, this is kind of fascinating, that there's almost like a general thing. It's almost like when every year you know the porn hub releases the most searched, right? Most searched type of porn like state by state. And you go, this is what's searched the most in Alaska, in Oklahoma, New York, and it always be like a type. And they don't always line up. But you're like, this is what's searched the most in Alaska in Oklahoma, in New York, and it always be like a type, and they don't always line up,

but you're like, this is what's popular in the state. You're saying that at a, like, that mega rally, people, my impression was that they like big tits. Number one. And then after that, a big at, like, so, but tits, like, big old tits for mega. It makes sense because most of them are white. And most of them come from Northern Europe.

The primary diet in Europe is dairy. And with a dairy come from big tits. Big tits. So when I go to the BOM rallies, they are most attracted to a big fat ass. Because they come, most of the black and Latino come from southern regions of the world. So they are like big assets, right? So sometimes when I hear these people argue with each other,

only 10 I really hear is like almost like the showing Snoopy like, George St. like big tens. Big gas big gas big gas. But like I'm saying, guys, it's okay to like big tens and big assets, right? I'm trying to unite the country here. And then what you also know, this is what was really fascinating is that you see those in those demos. Yes, but that elitists, like the super elite, the super wealthy men are not into huge tits. No, because over the years,

so if you look at Vanity Fair magazine, when you have this fancy ads for like expensive clothes On the bottom of the hotel you where you could buy this fancy clothes and they're usually where the super elite people live You know bell harver or palm beach. So I use that magazine to go to the natural habitat of where a super rich people live, right? So I go there and I notice every time I go there that consistently Rich people live, right? So I go there and I notice every time I go there, that consistently, it's not a big tits and big ass places. Skinny tits and skinny asses. They're tall.

As soon as you said this, I felt an alarm go off. I'm like, that is so true that the really elite super rich people, skinny skinny, skinny, it's all about like so, so thin. And like, and no tits in the ass. And like, and no tests in the last. And then, and no tests in no ass. Yes. And I think that's crazy that you wouldn't want one, right?

Yeah. And it's really weird because to me, I know some people don't agree with me, but to me porn is more pro women than fashion because in fashion magazines, they're always trying to sell the women in this country and the whole world that you have to be 5, 10, 5, 11, 6 feet tall and 110, 120, 10. Not anymore baby, that's now there's fat models. They're changing.

Yeah. But all the years. I like the model you're talking about. Yeah. But the years I used to work in porn, no one has ever ever asked me, I'm looking for porn with women who are six feet tall and 125 This has never happened never come up never come up in fact porn is born with pro women It's like fat women women with facial hair ugly women women

Wams grandma's Smelly women so porn is more pro women than fashion or pro yeah sexual what real sexuality is to it's an ass and smells Yes, people and so interesting, but the the rich elite want to have relations with Adolescent bodies it sounds like So what when I when I start reading about Epstein, youstein, I read about the article 2003, when they wrote about him in Fanity Fair, it was very nice, it's very misleading. Then 2007, Julie Kay Brown wrote about how he got away with, and I actually met her during Gillian Mexico's case.

So I've been kind of going to those places, I've been to everyone in his property except to the Penn Island. I thought I saw him, but I think I got confused with some other, my guy. I wanna go back to this body type. What do you think it is about the super elite? And it has to be the super elite men,

not being attracted to large, like being attracted to no-tits, no-ass. What do you think that is? Do you think it's because everybody else can get, like, is attracted to the big, tis big ass so they go, I don't want what everybody else gets because I'm so, so high up here. I want, you know what I mean? I want something that not everybody is getting or my desires are not the same as the world. But that's across the board with rich women,

is deprivation is wealth. You to look, the skinnier it's, yeah, because it's common place to be heavy. Well, I can see like how, I mean, I'm just trying to get into the psychology of it that like, I'm probably wrong, but like how big fake tits could be like, oh, you paint, like there's got, like those grotesque,

you have these huge and that's so, that's so common, that's so everyday. That's how they see it. That's how they see it. I don't know, it's just, it's a fascinating thing that because when you said it, I was like, oh man, every time I've been around that crowd, that's like, yeah, the elite women that are with those men

are like emaciated. And then it's almost like a point of pride that like look how she doesn't have breasts and she doesn't have an ass. It's like flat. And that's the same as a, you know, an age group of women that in this case with Epstein, like that's what he was attracted to.

Yeah. Sort of this might be a little long-winded theory of mine. I'm pretty sure I'm wrong. But you know what popped in my head when I saw that I remember reading Book about Jerry Seinfeld one time. Yeah, and he was talking about where he works really hard and you know The way he set up his Luggages, there's sense of order and he's, meticulous. He jokes that there's no fat in it. There's something about elite people where it's almost mathematical. They have to be some sense of

order. And the person that he ended up marrying, she was also married previously to some other rich person. So whenever I see this women, there's something about these women, whether it's killing or a little bit of homes, really attract the super elite men. So if you really want to know what's going on, it's almost like when you have a venomous snake, you take their venom and you make antidote. If you study these women, I think you really find out what motivates these men, why they do what they do. Because it's to study the women first. Yes, and the reason I was going to say skipping grades is because I think when you never learn

to connect with women at that age, I think it becomes a dysfunction. It's awesome. You know what's interesting? Because I learn who are the most dangerous people in the world based on what porn they watch. What's that? It's Chinese people. Really?

And the reason I say it because every time I'm in a customer at the porn shop, when Chinese people rent you movies, it's the same guy that their movies over and over. Really? And Chinese are the most dangerous? It's because every time they rent a porn movies, they always watch movies where they're fucking the balls or fucking at work. You see, even during fantasy, they're thinking about fucking work. Fuckin' crazy fucking people is that.

Yeah, that's the Chinese. Yes. Mexican people work really well. Oh, shit. This was fun. That connected right there. Oh my god. That's Japanese butcher.

Yeah. 100%. It's um... I mean also it just gets old getting hit that much, right? Oh, fuck, man. I always think about what a great gig this is for a woman though, it's so easy. It's like, she doesn't have to fuck him,

she's just a hit him, it's so great. If I had to do sex work, that would be it. One of my friends, it's his job with a gay statistical stomp down. Oh, it's great. One of your friends? Yeah. It's his job?

He doesn't mold a time in Japan. He does those movies or like does it privately? Privately and the movies. Yeah. Get stomped on. How does he not get like severely hurt or sick? I mean, he's so into it. He likes the feeling.

Yo, how's your medical testing gigs? What have you been doing? It's been great until this year. I got kicked out all three last. What? Yeah. So for people that don't know, like we have to give some context here. For a long time, you have been someone who's signed up for medical testing.

Yes. When there's a new medicine coming out, they have to do at some point a human trial and see how it affects people. Right. And this is everything from like all-time risk medication to what, something for diabetes, whatever it is hitting the market, they have to give it to people. You go into these facilities, sometimes you live there, and they are monitoring you and giving you this medicine

for a certain amount of time, then you get paid for that. Yes. And so I've known this about you, I've always known this about you for years. But what you're saying is in the last year you did three of these, you know, this year, this year, this is first time where I've done three studies in the road where I qualify,

I going for the first day, the next day, they cut me, cut you. Yeah, I just like cut you. And I mean, they kicked me out. Yeah, I got you, I got you. Yeah, it. Yeah, I got you. I got you. Yeah, it's like football players, right? You got cut. And you don't have no explanation?

They told me they have a healthier candidate. But so each time I get cut, they'll pay me a thousand dollars for the night. Oh, wow. But it's not grave because I was expected to make, you know, maybe 16 to 20 grand. I have a lot of time. So did you ever do any of the COVID stuff? So that was a really strange time

because I think after six months after COVID started, they started resuming studies. And it was a little unorthodox because I think everyone was confused. Like every medical staff I went, they were trying to figure out what other clinics were doing. It was a little unorthodox because I think everyone was confused. Every medical staff I went, they were trying to figure out what other clinics were doing. So they were really confused. Nobody knew what was going on.

And when I qualified for study, you're usually checking on the first day. They won't let us do that. They would put us in the hotel for like four days, make sure we don't have COVID. And they rented a second floor to the hotel. And everybody, remember the scene from ET where everybody was dressed in this crazy? Yeah. They were like that going to the hotel hallway, making sure nobody had a COVID.

So, of course, we made more money because we have to be there, except for the hotel. Oh, it was good payday. COVID was great for me. You know, it was bad for everyone. I got to travel so cheap. I did it around the world twice. Um,

the hotel was so, I got like, uh, no, a pen house, because nobody was traveling. Yeah. And I didn't give a shit, you know, because, um, once again, this is cool.

I'm not gonna get Kobe with this face, right? I don't know how many times I've been in the room where, almost everyone got COVID. I never got sick, not once. Never got sick. Well, probably all those medical trials. Were hookers working during COVID? Yeah, I went to Germany and when it got so crazy

because every day you have to get COVID test there. And then when you walk into those brothels, you have to, it's a little invasive, but you have to show your ID, you gotta do your paperwork, and they take a picture and a fingerprint. So like, I don't care that fuck hookers, like everybody knows, but like,

what person gonna go into this facility? Like, not that funny, I said, it was a little like a Nazi kind of shit going on, and that's where it was going. So I try, but every brothel hole I have to sign in It was a little like a Nazi kind of shit going on, you know, and I tried but Every brothel hole I have to sign in to all this paperwork, you know, and I want time I Was supposed to travel with my friend from noding germany back to Ukraine and

Somebody Ukraine I was trying on like a month or two months before the war. I was supposed to help her travel back to Ukraine. And somebody in her factory tested positive for COVID. So they shut down and she can leave. And she's close friend of mine. So I want to see her. So I sneak in town. I was so scared because if they caught me and her sneaking out of the facility,

I don't know what they would have done, but yeah, it's like, I was like a Jew during World War II, sneaking the town. And if they caught me, both of us, we can trouble. So I saw her for like half an hour. Plus, once again, this is not, nobody liked his face in Europe at that time, you know. And she was a working girl.

No, no, no, she was working the factory. Oh, the factory, sorry, okay. Yeah, yeah. But, I mean, no, no, she was working the factory. Oh, the factory, sorry, okay? Yeah, yeah. But, I mean, Germans are really, really going crazy with the COVID-19. I see. I want to hear about you returning to Japan, because you mentioned that you went back to Japan

and you remembered hearing about Bert saying about your incident in Japan, right? Okay, so 10 years ago, Joe Rogan asked me if I could go with him to Japan, but I was so nervous against any arrested because, you know, I'm most killed people there. Yeah. So I didn't want to.

Russell Peters' brother, Clinton Peters asked me, so the Peters, they told me say hello. They love you guys. They're so happy with everything you guys have done. So when he asked me to go to Japan with him during Russell's tour in Japan, I couldn't say no, but I didn't really want to go. But what?

So for people that don't know, just briefly, you, my dad died and we don't know if it was suicide or it was murder. So I blamed my stepmother. So August of 2003, I almost killed her, her attacker. If you brother-in-law and sister, I'll call them. I ran out of the country, I haven't been back, and I'm really afraid to go back, because I thought I would go to prison.

You know, even eminence the international state of prison in Japan is one of the worst in the whole world. The prison is? Oh yeah, it's terrible. But I can't send out to the Peter's family. So I say yes. So I was traveling Asia when Russell was doing shows in Bangkok, Singapore, Malaysia, places like that.

And I was in Taipei and on the day of traveling to Japan, I'm like, oh my God, I was just hoping to play crash before I'm leaving or I didn't wanna go. It's good wish. Yeah. I didn't wanna go because I was just hoping to play crash before I'm leaving or I didn't want to go. It's good wish. I didn't want to go because I was sweating like, thank you. I was just terrified what's going to happen. You know, and I'm sitting at the terminal. It's all 99, 99 per se, Asian people.

Yes, call it. Anyway, there's this white dude, because I'm talking to my friend, I'm just panicking, like, oh no, I don't want to go back. I don't know what to do, they're trying to calm me down. I was talking to my friend, Tan and Manu, and people like that. And then this guy keeps looking at me,

and he eventually walk over and say, excuse me, are you Yoshi? Yes, and he goes, oh my God, I heard about you. And then he just started talking to me. He said something about Tom Segura and Bert was talking about. He said something about Bert saying, you know, that thing that Yoshi did in Japan, everything he looked it up and he remembered. And most people don't recognize what I look like Yeah, but you know how goofy the way I talk. Yeah, he recognized me

So he's like Aren't you worried about your past? He's this fucker. It's right before the flight He went shut the fuck up, you know like I don't like I don't know what I did to burp. I like I don't um I don't want to upset him because I don't want him to say something in immigration. Oh, it's not that big deal. I'm just sweaty. I just keep talking and talking. Yeah, he won't shut the fuck up. So I'm sweating. I think I was weighing it back and Clayton was nice enough to put me in a really nice sucking of throat. And I'm sweating is getting closer and closer and then as soon as we land like oh my god, I have to go and Walking across and there's so you know, it's been to you know

19 and a half years. So I'm walking Mays and I go to custom and you know, I Mean, I'm just sweating and I walk up, I give my passport. I'm just looking, I don't wanna make eye contact and eventually, I feel like I turned, he gave me the passport, he doesn't say anything and so I just keep walking and I thought, oh my God, I'm okay.

And then 15, 20 seconds later, I hear somebody running, I see that guy running after me. And for a second, I thought I should just run the guy running after me and for a second I thought I should just run just I'll figure out what to do later. I run the problem is there's bunch of cops there you know it's like I kind of froze and what happened was I was so nervous I left a fucking passport and a counter and he brought it back but like I thought he found something you know so I walked out and then two hours later Clayton landed we went but here's the problem I talked to my friend John he's American but he's practiced law in

Japan so there is technically a stature, but it's there's a disclaimer. Um It only counts if you've been in Japan the whole time Oh So I Almost killed her day one and I was there for eight nine days. It's only been ten days. So technically if I go back next time That was your trip there though? This time was it? You have a good time? It was great.

Clayton was generous. And I really missed there. And I saw my grant aunt. She's suffering from dementia. So I was really happy. I got to see them. And they're actually like one of the few decent family, my family. So I was really lucky to see them, but I was, I was really happy. I was a back, you know,

and I took my cousin. We went to Fukushima and that that thing that got you for the good lot, congratulation. We got a chance. Yeah. I'm really happy to appreciate it. Thank you. But they're having massive problem with Japan with the population. It's going down. Down, down, down. No, there's no kid. I mean, I don't think we saw any kids going from Northern Tokyo to Fukushima. And when we got there, I was just making you consider moving back and making some, having

a family. I got the sector, so I can't have kids. I can get a reverse of the sector. It's too late, it's been over 20 plus. I don't think you could reverse at this point. I don't, I don't, Tom, I'm not, I'm gonna be good father, like parents like you guys. You know, I'm talking about terrorism,

serial killers and- It's a fun dad. Yeah. But, Wait, so what happened in Fukushima? We went, why, what did it mean what happened? You know what happened.

No, no, I meant, when? What happened? You know what happened? No, no, I meant when you arrived. Why do you think I'm so goddamn tall, radiation? Um, we once again went to all the horrible places. You know what's interesting? They're trying to bring tourists back by selling pufferfish. Really? From there, they have a poison that is 10,000 times more gently than

cyanide and they have radiation. I don't think that's a very good selling point. Is it dried or they live? They're alive. They cut it and they cut closest to the poison just enough to you could get your tongue and numb. That's cool. By the way, did you find that after so many years away? Yeah. Because this happened actually to an Asian friend of mine, where he said he went back to Hong Kong after more years. And that everybody was like, you're fucking Cantonese, weird man.

And you're slaying is all out of danger. I thought that was pretty funny, that he'd been so like removed from it, that when he went back, they were all like, you speak really funny. And then you've been away for so long. Does this happen to you in Peru, perhaps? Well, what happens for me is that, yeah,

I mean, a version of that, where like not speaking for a long time, it just gets grammatically poor. And then the longer I'm around it, it starts to come together more and then it can get really good if I'm around it a lot. But you're a native speaker, so I just want it's different, I think, for you, right? Because it's your first language, but was it suffering? Was it...

Tom, you're very insightful. It's true. And the problem with Japanese is that when you're doing something wrong, they don't tell you. They don't tell you. Until one of my friend finally told me so I thought hey you But I've been saying hey fuck face. Oh really because I've been watching Hey, I was saying like excuse me sir. I said hey motherfucker. I was talking like that Because I've been watching so many I was watching so many gangster thing Yeah, so without thinking because I talk like to my friend.

Oh my god. So you're saying this to like the first, yeah. So you're supposed to, Anata is like, excuse me sir, or meh then I'm, which is nice. How you say it? Anata. Okay. Anata.

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They served me right away. And the lady was shaking her hand when they're giving me a cheese and stuff, you know? I was practically saying, I'm gonna kill your family if you don't get the food over here. Because you know how America casual, you know? But I told my friend, why didn't you say it?

I didn't want to be rude. Like, I'm old geez. Everything's bad, I don't want to be rude. Yeah. And I didn't even think one time I went into a train and you know they have this thing called Chikon which is it's terrible but in Japan crowded trains these old guys would kind of put their hands grab asses and tits or you know doing all kinds of weird yeah yeah so they have a specific train where only women going I love this train I wouldn't do that I without thinking I just went in the closest one

because I wasn't cell phone, and everybody's staring. I mean, they didn't realize, I didn't realize, oh my God, I mean, the old women one, I'm there. And then you're like, excuse me, mother, fucking pieces of shit. And you're talking, you're not supposed to talk and train at all. Oh, really?

You're not supposed to, I'm talking really loud. I'm talking really loud. So, as soon as I realized I got out but yeah I was doing all kinds of stuff I forgot and by the time I realized I kind of picked up everything back it was time for me to go home But yeah, I was okay. So I've been I've been practicing my Japanese on a language learning app. Okay, so you tell me how I just know a few words But you translate okay, I'll try okay Hi See So you tell me, I just know a few words, but you translate, okay? I'll try. Okay. Hi. See.

Oh, hi, oh. Good morning. Go, Nichiwa. Hola. Sayonara. Adios. Suki. I like, but how do you say that in Spanish?

Maybe. Oh, yeah. Hold on. You know what's funny? Okay. Red. You know how you say it? Tits in Japanese.

No, please tell you that in the apps. Chichi. Chichi. Oh, that's the same in Spanish. Yeah, the Mexicans say Chichi. Chichi, yeah. And Hungarian say Chichi. Oh. Yeah. Very good. There we go. Yeah, we could Is really and I'm sure you know, yeah, Israel is also Titsy Titsy. I'm sure you know Bukake. Yeah, of course. Yeah, how do you like what does it?

What does it actually mean? It's a cooking term. Oh, it's a dry noodles. So it means like You have a little bit of salt. It's not enough to spread it. It's enough to spread. The reason you have a bunch of people come on their face, you have just enough to spread across the face. Wow. Wow. It's a new dish. You put a little bit of sauce, you spread it across. That's really nice. So if you say Bukkake or Bukkake in Japan, it doesn't mean sexual thing. In fact, most Japanese will know that. Yeah. But it's really funny You go to Japanese you could get book a ramen of a kake udon. I didn't realize that How much we learned today. That was really cool. I realized that bento is a actual you know people go

Oh, we get a bento box. Yeah, that's an actual the box that you get. Yeah, yeah Wait, do I have you performing Japan? No, I'm going to off holla. Yeah, but do I have you performing in Japan? No, I'm going to oh Hallelujah. Yeah, Christina you got to do it too. I would love to everybody ask you about you guys love I would love to go to Japan. Yeah, I got recognized in Japan. You did? Oh, how do they recognize each other there? I Have you honest I try to use to have advanced technology because I Identify Asian face scanning right I can even tell look in the Asian faces to be honest Yeah, if you're like, I don't know it was a guy. Yeah, dark hair No, I'm once again my voice they recognize me. Oh, yeah, yeah, it's really weird

But you have a lot of expats living in Japan. Big your mom's house fans. Really? Yeah, I gotta go to Japan. Yeah, gotta do it. Gotta do it. Tokyo. I got to gozaimasu.

Let's say say Shibuya. Oh wow, great pronunciations. I know, they'll just shout out, what does that mean? I got to gozaimasu. Thank you. Gozaimasu. Thank you very much.

Yeah, very polite way of saying it. Are you going to show your gift? The gift that you brought me, I think the doves holding it. Oh, okay, good. Eventually ahead. I put mine on my makeup desk so I can look at it every day. It's a Dharma sun, it's a good luck. Thank you.

We have a go. Here it's on the screen now. Yoshi brought that. You want to tell people what it is? Since you drive fancy cars, I want you to put it as the air freshener. Yeah Jeffrey Epstein Did you get that? I remember meeting with other Fans of fans of Jeffrey Epstein, but people we mean and we talk one of the guys just give it to me Yeah, that's awesome. Thank you me. Yes, hanging up there.

Really cool, dude. That's very cool, yes. I don't know when I said this to Tom. I was really happy. By the way, did you know that George Floyd was a performer? Or was that something? Because I don't ever remember that being brought up. I had never heard that.

They tried to censor that, but to me being porn person doesn't make you a bad person. Oh, I'm not that. Yeah, I know. I know, it doesn't make you a bad person. Oh, I'm not, I'm not, yeah, all of a sudden. No, no, you guys are saying that. But I think, I think it was a very, you could, you could tell what kind of person the way you fuck, you know, like a mean fucker and trying to hurt a girl. He was very loving and sweet. And you could just, he was a very, very sweet guy. In fact, I don't, I don't, I hope it's, oh, he's jacked. Beautiful man. Yeah. Very gentle with that girl. And I know it. Oh, that's not, that's that AI they've been talking

about, huh? Okay. But you know what, we're, uh, congratulations, you have a new special, right? Yeah, it's out. It's out, it's called a sledgehammer. Yeah. Tom, I don't know if you know that, that's one of my friends, porn black stars, porn starts name. Is sledgehammer?

Yeah. That's a great porn name. Yes. So I thought. And that's one of your friends? Yeah. Is he a gentle giant? Very much so.

Yeah, Marlon, wonderful guy. Yeah, cool. All right, so I have a kindred Very much so. Yeah, Marlon, wonderful guy. Yeah, cool. All right, so I have a Kindred Spirit out there. Yeah. Sledgehammer. It's a great porn name. Yes, great guy. What's your favorite male?

Because the male's always have the funny, what's your favorite name for, you know all the names. Do you know what, where it's like a name like that, where it's like, you know all the names. Yeah, like what's where it's like a name like that where it's like You know it implies I'm biased my my favorite one always gonna be Brandon iron. Oh friend that's a good one. Yeah, the reason I say that by the way you had wonderful Adriania in a chit-chit right man incredible. She was such a great guest. That was hilarious

She's to have all the combination of beauty, performance and humor. She was such a great guest. That was hilarious. She's to have all the combination of beauty, performance and humor. She's very funny. Strong performer. Would you say she's a strong performer? Oh, yes. Hall of Fame. Hall of Fame. But her personality is amazing. She was great. She was actually in Greece the same time I was there. Really? Well, the best actually the best part of all is that Adriana Coldbert fat. Go ahead. Go where you think. So she I'm sure she has a plenty of interesting stories to tell all that interesting powerful men that she meant. But if you really want to know how the world works, it's usually through male talent. And the reason why you learn a lot about a less male talent, what's going on in the world, the super, super rich

people, they don't like to share their wealth, but Tom, you know what they like to share? They're women? They're wives. Oh yeah, that's so true. So they'll bring in a list. Braden passed away, so he passed away? Yeah, what happened to him?

He died a couple of months after, if I remember, I wrote it the same way. Oh, sorry to hear that. Yeah, great guys. They knew each other too, but the branding used to tell me that he flying all over the world and he will funk these super elite wives. And these guys will watch their wives and girlfriends get fucked by these guys. Because he's a porn, well, they just love, these super rich guys want to see their wives get fucked by these guys. Because he's a porn, well they just love,

these super rich guys want to see their wives get fucked by these guys. But do they want to watch them get pleasureed? Or do they want to watch the porn guy? I think evolution in violence just called it like sperm competition. So they see their wives are growing a fuck, then they'll fuck them afterwards and say,

I'll show you. This is how you fucking fuck. And you know how, um, very interesting. The way the penis is shaped, arrow, so the whole purpose is you go in, the tip of the head will pull other men's sperm out. Okay. I'm going to get sick. And when you, when you ejaculate, you go class it so you don't take your own sperm out of there. Uh-huh. So they like watching them get fucked and compete against them and show them that they could do it better than them. Then the porn guy.

Yeah, well, the husband will fuck them after the porn guy. That's what I'm saying. Isn't that kind of a bold risk-pitating? Need idea? Yes. Our anniversary is coming up in November. But isn't it like... Tommy, if I ever heard you sharing Kraschina, that means like, holy shit, Tom is building in there.

That's the only reason, some sort of. That's not what we've really made money. Honestly, that's something that's super rich, dude. I mean, you're planning my way. I can't wait. I'm your plan, I do. Holy shit. That's really cool, you think though,

like if you're the super elite, let's say you're this billionaire guy, and your idea is I'm gonna bring in a porn guy to make guy, or multiple guys, and then I'm going to show you afterwards that you're kind of setting yourself up for, because you're bringing in pro fuck guys. I think the part of the reason why they're so successful, they're fucking ego is out of this planet. That makes more sense to you. And they're so fucking confident that they're going to give her a show, and she's going

to be like, this is. Plus you wanna surround yourself with the best to get better, right? It's like, you're comedy, you wanna hang out with the heavy hitters. Yeah. So that's a good idea. I should start bringing in more porn guys. Forget this motorcycle stuff you're into and drag racing or whatever. Yeah, I went drifting.

Yeah. It's time to start bringing in other dudes, Tom. Yeah. Totally. You're excited about that. The only thing I think about day and night. Day and night. Getting railed by. I porned. That's all I want. God. Maybe rock, not just sweet rock. Oh, my favorite. It's not so dead. Last time I heard, there's ugly rumor about him having HIV and somebody died when he said it's not so dead. Last time I heard, there's ugly rumor about him having HIV and somebody died when he'd say it's some kind of tour. Did you hear about that?

Somebody, oh yeah, yeah, yeah. They went to some cave and they lick some toe with Holes' genetic. They arrested him, I remember. Yeah, and I don't know what happened after that. Well, that's, okay. Yeah, let's do that. Yeah, let's give Yoshi the course my take talks. Oh first of all, how do you feel about this? This is one of my favorite performers We're seeing a horse feel that way

Of course, you feel that way? There. This is a... What do you see here, Yoshi? What do you see? I had to edit one of Rock-O-Smooby. Yeah. One time he had a girl tied up to a tree and a guy walked in with a donkey.

He tied up the donkey to a tree and he started fucking this girl. And I didn't realize at the time, donkeys get exciting when people are having sex. So what Rocco did was every time they're fucking, he'll pan the camera to donkeys did. And that's a problem because it's implied B.C.L.I. So I had to go and edit that fucking part. Oh, right.

It's kind of what's happening here. But this is... This is implied. But it's implied. It's a nice footage. It's really nice.'s happening here. But this is sick. This is implied. But it's implied. It's a nice footage. It's really nice. The context of the video, it makes you think

that there's something going on that isn't going on because what's really going on, if you must know, sadly, is that she is just giving the horse a belly rub. She's just rubbing the horse's belly. Are you serious? Yeah. Yeah. She's rubbing the horse's belly in the end. I hate this clip. And the belly rubbing. You're joking. No, it's a belly the horses belly serious. Yeah. Yeah. She's rubbing the horses belly and then I hate this clip

She's rubbing it. I'm not joking. No, no, it's a belly rub. Thank God. And then the horse is going like Ha ha ha ha. I'm sorry because I love his full. No, no, everybody's full. I was too. It's traumatized not full. Jesus Christ Yeah, the horse is named Sierra. Okay, and it's just a belly. I like I do TikToks? Can we? I don't like this. But I do like this video. All right, but yeah, you thought what everyone thinks, don't worry. Now, Christine has pulled some TikToks and let's see what we got.

She's got a two out of here. New girls won't come over here and watch the porn. I'm a flat screen mayor. What's going on there? Well, this gentleman, he's got a little dirty shirt and he's got an American eagle. What is that? Hanker chip on his head.

And he's just like, hey, and he ladies want to watch porn. And I like this because it's a straightforward request. And I admire that. For once, there's no bullshit. this because it's a straightforward request. And I admire that. For once, there's no, there's no bullshit. Yeah, it's very straightforward. And I hope somebody answered. This kind of reminds me Harvey Weinstein. I did, I did see him at the court and you saw him at court too. Yes. Who have you not seen in court recently? I'm not going to get a reward recently. Um, what is it? Okay. I saw multiple times.

Oh no. You're too low. That's a Russian guy yelling at a polar bear? Yeah. That's coming into his... That's crazy. His little, um, school bus, he lives in.

Oh my god, that's terrible. How do you even consume that much soda in a day? I used to drink anywhere from 12 to 20 diacokes a day. How? I went to McDonald's three, four times a day. To me, they always said the best fountain drink. Fountain diacoke. I don't know, because I don't drink water.

I hate water. I cannot stand the drink water. You don't drink water at all. Rich beam and some of the guys they call me camel. Because I don't drink water. I never drink water. You don't drink water at all. Rich beam and some of the guys in Kami, Camel. Cause I don't drink water. I never drink water on tour. That's insane. That's John Daly.

Oh yeah, it's funny because he doesn't, you know, he looks like somebody that doesn't drink water. Yeah. Definitely shows. Yeah, yeah. I know his wife went to prison for what, a kind of fit signature and stealing money or whatever. John Daly's did?

Yeah, he's why. Pull up John Daly now, 2023. He's a love the guy. I think he's, oh, he's one of the great American. He is one of the legends of Tiger Woods that if he had a discipline like him, he could have won multiple masters. Look at him. That's him now.

Yeah. It really is very burnt like them. Like it's a similar approach to life. Bird also has, by the way, a beautiful golf swing. Like honestly. Does bird drink water though? Any more? Does it drink water?

Bird's not a big water drinker. No, it's cool it's still, is he still doing cool? That is true, right? Yeah, he still drinks cool it. He still drinks cool it. He likes cool it. I hope you take care of him himself. Has to do is, has haven't 20 diet coasters today.

Yeah, thank you. That's so much. That's so crazy. It doesn't even taste good after a today. Yeah, that's so much. That's so crazy. It doesn't even taste good after a while, no? I feel like you don't even taste it. It's so much. Yeah, that's too much. Because what's in diet coke?

It's phenylinoline or whatever that chemical, it's not even really sugar, but it's not malcyl. What are you doing? 20, so much. But he's right there about this. McDonald's has the best found drinks. They're for me.

Delicious. Yeah, they're straight at the regular Coke and their Diet Coke tastes unlike anybody else. It's true. They pay attention. Oh, this is David Gold. This is his new TikTok. This is Gold.

This is David Gold. He's just, he's got a shoe and he took his foot out. He's rubbing his foot with the nails or so long. And his... Didn't you put this in your stories? Yeah. Oh! This has to be the worst tick talk from a boomer

I have ever seen. Areas was gigantic left calf, and he's gonna rub his heel. And then that's the idea behind this. He's just showing you his feet and there, they need a rub, and then he's gonna put that hoof back in the shoe. It's so disgusting.

I used to have a customer at a tv video, we used to have a porn booth in back, so people put quarters and you know jack off to their movies right. This gay guy, we told him not to do it, but he will beg them to let them suck their toes. And we also told him please please, like, he'll beg them to piss in the guy's mouth. And we eventually had to kick him out because sometimes you do. Yeah. Eventually, we had to kick him out because he was licking the sperm of the floor. Oh. So, I mean, it helps me clean up quicker,

but we don't want people doing that kind of shit. How old was this guy? Late 60s. Oh, wow. Wow. But that's a fetish that people love. Yeah, maybe somebody requested that David do this. I mean, as he's a 70 year old man

and if there's never been any implication that he's into like. But he takes requests because he did with the fans asked for last time. This is absolutely. I think this is, yeah. And he also sometimes just makes bad boomer TikToks, you know? Yeah.

I can't ask you something. I was amazed two shows ago when you did a live show. Yeah. People were eating, there's two guys, one guy was doing that thing. We're shitting, well, can you, can you, you can say good, good, good. How did you get away with not getting trouble in Austin? Oh, with the city?

Yeah. Oh, at the live show? Yeah. Yeah, there was actually day of, they go, we were doing a run through this is when we did it at the theater here. What's it called? At the Paramount.

And during our tech run, somebody was like, well, you can't show something crazy. I was like, wait, what? And they're like, well, I mean, I go, no, no, no, we're not doing this. There's no rules. That's the only way we do this. There's no rules for anything. And they brought in somebody else. And yeah, the agent had to call the team. And I was like, look, this was always set up that this is going to be absolutely pushing it it and we're not holding back on anything. It's gonna be one of the worst things you've ever experienced.

And I was, so let me- I'm amazed. And then after these phone calls, I mean, my agent was like, this has always been the thing, there's no restrictions. And then we went for, and by the way, there are people who went to that that- I there. You I didn't realize you were there Did I know that I don't remember that?

That was that people just throwing up and people threw up and also I also have friends of friends like even Rogan Called me he goes we had friends of ours go to your show and they says the worst thing they ever seen They left they walked out. I was like, that's the goal, man. My friends in Germany, GGG, German, good girls, and other like shit porn people, they were like elated that they were able to do that. Yeah.

But that's what we do it for. But yeah, I couldn't imagine 15, 20 years ago, live events to show something like that. We would have gone present for that. Easy. Like, I have to imagine 15, 20 years ago live events to show something like that. We would have gone present for that Easy like I have to sit down make you not even a little bit of shit in a movie or we're getting trouble really Yeah, one time rock was fucking this girl too much a loop and ask what's wide open and all this liquid just flew out and we don't know if it's shit or Lou so There's six of us we have to vote and see if

She's a little bit of Lou and then the good is it is shit. That's a problem. We we can't sell it. We have to cut that stuff out of them It's not even necessarily legal but police might find a reason to rate locals porn shop so we can have that So it's a class ring it looks like that's growing Into a dude's finger woman's finger like you know, he wear rings and then you can just get gain weight And this thing grew into this person's hand. That's rough Christine. Yeah, that's pretty rad, huh? Take your rings off me lover and I love hot dogs. Man, he's all over them, shooting down my throat. Oh my goodness.

Miss Meat Lover, she's my new favorite. She posts her eating slim gyms and different processed meats. You know who else love hot dogs? Me. No. I ticked talk at the pool. Eating a hot dog Dog hot diggerie dog That's awesome pretty cool. I love hot dogs. Yeah, that's pretty cool hot dog hot dog hot diggerie dog This is haunting happy birthday Ashley. I hope this year is one of the best ones yet. We're sending you lots of

magical and can't wait to meet you soon. That's the Olsen twins. Hi. Super magical. By the way, they have a look that I think the super elite would be attracted to. Yes. Very much so. This was another editing problem that we had. The guy was fucking two identical sisters. It's a problem because the problem, okay, it's a problem for me. So what happened is you could have sex, two sisters can have sex with the same guy. That's not that's another problem. The problem is when he takes dick from one sister's pussy and put it in other sister's mouth, imply incest. Oh, and so these two sisters were doing a scene with a guy. So that is that fucking I mean it's hot, but it's a problem.

You know, I'm from what's it's kind of hot to me, but if I create so much problem for me, you know, because you have a bone and try to edit, but yeah, but these are the kind of things you don't know behind a scene, the things that we have to deal with, you know, it's a lot to deal with. Yes. So you had to be a lot to deal with. Yes. So you have to be careful on those edits too. Yeah. Hasn't, when you're editing porn,

did you have to J or D like every day? In the beginning, but after a while, you get so J at it, you know? Yeah. The problem is eventually you have to see something really, really hard. You got to be crazy. Raising the stakes, right?

Yeah. There's a scene where Ashley blew a guy named she had to see something really, really hard. Or she's raising the stakes, right? There's a scene where Ashley Blue, a guy named Contugian, the director, was choking the shit out of her, and she literally passed out. It's the point where... And that's what you came to next? I mean, I hate to say about that. Yeah, it was like... Yeah.

They gave me a boner at the time. Yeah, it's a terrible thing to say, but no. No, no. But you just like... It was like... You were desensitized. Yeah, you were like, they gave me a boner at the time. It's a terrible thing to say, but no. No, it's a mean thing. But you just like, it was like, you were desensitized. You were desensitized, you needed to. This is 10 years ago, 10, 15 years ago. You were seeing, because slaps are a thing, right? You ever see a slap that is,

well, Brandon Arion used to do a one-core slap happy, where he beat the shit out of the girls before they have sex. And I think some people felt uncomfortable because like there's no way those girls are into it, but some of them definitely into rough sex. But some of them probably were not. Sometimes they pretend like they're into it because they want to get extra job and money. So those are really hard things to see sometimes. But wasn't there like some famous Hollywood actress recently said she's really into heart sick manhandle and she got in trouble for being honest.

Kinda strange that it's really refreshing to hear a woman saying what she really want and she say it and people get mad at her. The world is so hypocritical but happy birthday Ashley. And say, okay, happy birthday. Oh yeah. They're so dead inside those two. Where's my sugar mamas around? I need one.

What do you think? That's more of a message to you. Yeah, I mean, I like what he's putting out there and I find him attractive. It's a miracle. You said you like direct messages. I like directs, so I might take him up, you know. I like he's got, I mean, his hair's doing something.

Something is he upside down, he might be hanging his face is very red. And he looks school shooter. Yeah. He does, he definitely has a look. Ah! Yoshi, we have to wrap up. Okay.

Listen man, it is always a treat to see you. Thank you for all, and let me do it. Yeah, Yoshi. Wow. If we still to see you. Thank you for all, and let me do it. Yeah, she, wow. If we still get to plug, if you think so, please take it. Yeah, of course, sure. So I'm doing the French in Scotland. Yeah. August 4th or 26th, name of the show's adult content.

And so I'm going to talk about my 25, 30 years in that business. You're there right now. This is, you're there right now. So if you have not yet seen the show It's what's it called adult content. Yeah, that's the name of the show in French and you're covering Your your years especially the last decade that you were in it. Yeah a lot you know that the organization doctors without border Yeah, yeah, I'm pervert without a border. Yeah, so I've been using my knowledge to go

the world and it's I think this terrorism book with kareem is going to be important because I think sex is a very difficult subject matter. I think you and Dr. Jury, do a wonderful job. Thank you. And I think because it's so difficult people avoid it, but I'm sorry, but terrorism, there's some sexual factor that people are missing and not talking about. So I want to cover a little bit of that. They could find information at adultcontent69.com. So a bunch of stories that are right. I've written. I wish I could see this show.

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