Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura - ED Is Cap w/ Stavros Halkias | Your Mom's House Ep. 711

Episode Date: June 7, 2023

On this week’s episode of Your Mom’s House, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss the stakes of the upcoming basketball game between YMH staffers Enny and Ryan, watch a clip of Garth Brooks discussing marketing, and discuss Tom’s new special “Sledgehammer,” his VRT combat, and whether or not erectile dysfunction is cap. Also, people are still messing up Bert’s name! They watch clips of a Good Morning America host and Mark Wahlberg flubbing his name, and they have an email from someone who knew Blind Bob!Comedian Stavros Halkias joins the Main Mommies to weigh in on the “ED is Cap” debate, discuss his fat era and new special taping. Todd and Christine introduce Stav to classic cool guys Uncle Terry, Norm Summerton, Joe, and Tony Johns. Plus, Stav shares a super cool video he found himself! They wrap up by discussing Rex from Humans of New York and Mantak Chia’s “Rub Rub Rub” video.https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinaponline.com/tour-dateshttps://store.ymhstudios.com/https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast

This week on your mom's house, I have made thousands of women come I Ready in Chamesh. Oh, bah, Shalosh. Time, time. Time. Time. Let me fucking retard it as fucking not lose weight. All right, welcome to another episode. Ah.

Thank you, Mom's house podcast. Thanks for joining us. Don't forget to go see the Fat Machine. It's in theaters. The Fat Russian Machines. The Fat Russian Machines in theaters right now. I'm supporting that film. So much going on. So much we're so excited about today's episode.

The first thing I wanted to do was ask you. Did you hear about the newest update to the any Ryan basketball stakes? I did not. So the game is coming up very soon. We're going to release a standalone video on the channel to recap everything. That'll be coming up quickly. But here are the stakes. Eddie, who you guys know and Ryan, who also, you, some of you have just got to know, who also works here at YMH, they're playing one-on-one. This

is the battle of two enormous egos. And they're going to play one on one to eleven by ones and twos. If edgin old marginal any rabbits wins, he is going to get hair transplants. Oh my god, I can't wait. We're very excited. If he loses, he's going to get a MRI of his guts and do a, He's gonna get a MRI of his guts and do a One of the call the the colonics we get to we get to watch it That's good. We'll have a party. It'll be a good time now if If any winds Ryan loses not only does any get those hair transplants Ryan Has said that he will take any to lost Vegas on his dime and be his assistant

for a couple of days while he's there. Get him what he wants, get him what he needs, set up dinners and give him some gambling money, like basically be his full-time assistant while he's there. So any, any boss will become his assistant. I think that's lovely. That's a lovely thing. It's a fun thing. You know what I was thinking about is that the two of them are fairly equal.

When you, when you think about any's lack of preparation, right, he's, he's not doing anything. He's going on Hutzpah and youth alone. Is he? Well, hold on. And then Ryan is a middle- aged man with a heart condition. So when you look at those equalizers, they're kind of the same. Although I don't know if you heard this, I was just in the hall here, moments before the

show, and Ryan turned to Enigo, how's your training going? Yeah. Training. What do you mean? Yeah. So my homie shot out to Matt Alvarez, you know, I'm saying, sound shit, studio shout out. Big shout, big shout. But, yeah, so he, he heard that the game was going on and he hit me up. He's like, bro, we got to get you ready for this game. And like, we got to get you good. And I like it. I'm like,

I'm chilling, man. It's. I'll be fine. You know like why do you play and he was like yeah yeah I play we should I'm like let me at least see how good I do against you and then he ended up bringing two people we do it you know we do the 1v1 and then he brought two people how do 1v1 go huh how did 1v1 go well we didn't get to finish because the whole time I was trying to do the 1v1, he brought two friends that like actually coached in college or something like that. And they were like trying to give me pointers like, hey, see what you're doing with your feet, see what you're, you know, your shot, your albums, like, would you just stop?

I don't, I don't need this. How was 1v1 going? It was, I'd say we were about even. Really? Yeah, we were about even. And this is coming from, you, you, because the big thing for me on this was just like, you're like, I didn't, I don't play basketball and I haven't played basketball forever.

I don't, I don't know basketball, I don't watch basketball, I don't like basketball. And you don't play basketball. I don't play basketball. That's really crazy. Yeah. I don't know anything about it. I did, I did start learning some of the rules though.

Some of the rules, like what? You know, you have to dribble. Yeah, I know, I know, yeah, you can't be traveling. No. I know about that one, but um how's your jump shot I mean I could jump I know you can jump how's your jump shot shoot you can shoot I mean I could jump and I could shoot have you seen my Instagram I shot that that that's the carnival game supposed to be rigged first shot baby easy peasy okay know what I'm saying I'd be out there. Yeah, I'd be training at Carnival Games,

Arcaz, you know what I'm saying? It's turning at the car. It's gonna be easy peasy. But, um. But, um. Balls on this guy. But see this kind of arrogance. That's exciting.

It's exciting. It's exciting. It can go a long way. It can go both ways, yeah. It can go both ways, yeah. It can go both ways, yeah. It can go both ways, yeah. It can go both ways, yeah.

It can go both ways, yeah. It can go both ways, yeah. It can go both ways, yeah. It can go both ways, yeah. It can go both ways, yeah. It can go both ways, yeah. helps. I'm with any. I have made thousands of women come without on the astral mine. Releasing my seed. I'm serious. I know you are. Anyway. That guy's amazing. But I did have a question though with these rules. So in the 1v1, we're doing it the way you did right where if you make it, then you bring it back to the top of the... Make a take it. Okay, okay.

I mean, I thought Ryan's in the studio. You're cool with make a take it. All right. Let Ryan sit there for a moment, if you would. This is great. Now it's a map. Yeah. So.

There he is. Just to be clear, you don't object to any of this, right? I'm not trying to speak for you. Do you object to any of this? No, of course not. I mean, maybe of any's wild confidence, but do you, do you, one on one, one's into it, make it take it as a take it.

Make it take it, of course. And how do you feel about your, he's training, he's getting some pointers. He's training. I mean, well Matt did say that he had a great jump shot. Or a great shot, he didn't say jump shot, great shot. So, and your Instagram video that you clearly edited, that was a good shot like there was definitely

Technique there, so I think he's I think he's better than we think. Uh-huh. Do you think he's played more than he gave on of course? Okay, it's him. Yes. What the fuck what do you mean as a kid you say? No lately lately. Yeah, first of all I didn't say I didn't play lately No, lately. Lately. Yeah. First of all, I didn't say I didn't play lately. I see, here we go. I never said that. This is like the fireworks to come from the floor.

No, no, no, no. No, I never said. Yeah. No, I never said that. I never said that. I haven't been playing. What I said, I thought you were saying that when I was a kid, you know what I'm saying, that I didn't play when I was a kid, because I did not.

I haven't played since I was fucking 10. but he's been playing every day since he was seven What how that's what you're implying it's all right. I'm still gonna beat you. I'm not worried, but I love by the way This is just you know what we all needed here. This is good. I do have a question to though So I wasn't there for your your beat down. Yeah Are there fouls? So we had a ref. Do we have the ref? Right.

Do we have the same ref? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, Jim guy. Yeah, I mean, he doesn't call a lot. He let us play, but he does call stuff. He did call a few things. That's one of the worried folks who don't know how to play generally foul lot.

But my question, because if I do foul, right, in your game, you got a shooting foul, right? And then he just brought it back to the point. Yeah, there's no free throws. Oh, free throws. There wasn't, there wasn't. No, no, no. So, could you just continuously foul over and over?

I mean, I'm just saying what are the rules? Okay, okay, okay. I guess the answer to that is like technically, but like people just don't play like that. They're trying to just win the game and play. And so. It's not very gentlemanly like, right? Yeah, I mean, look, man, if this was like,

you want to get into like the real details of that, but yeah, you should, you should just try to play tough defense. And I would say don't I mean I wouldn't say try to foul. No, here's the correct answer. We're playing on a Wednesday. I'm your boss again on Thursday so No, no crazy fouls. Well, no crazy fouls. Yeah, you're trying to you're like hack a shack over it No, no, man go for the ball, dude. Just go for that. The answer is just go for the ball, dude

Look, I'm not saying I'm going to try to steal I'm just I'm not having a fight. Yeah, I mean But value foul, but yeah, you're trying to play you try to play a clean game man both you're trying to play a clean No, no, there's stakes. I'm actually a little bit more hyped I do not want to go to Vegas with him and be as assistant. Yeah He brings me coffee when we go there. Yes, now the other way around I'll never brought this man a coffee in my life. Now why make that clear? Yeah, I wanna make that clear. It's clear, it's clear.

That's why I make that clear. Hey, it's clear. That's clear. They could easy. Okay. In prep though, no, yeah, I had been prepping a little bit. You know what I'm saying? You just saw me, I drank a little bit of water today.

I was, I didn't know this. I was, we were, everybody finished up lunch and we were walking back here. And I see him crouch down and I I was the fuck are you doing? He was like His little while ago are you drinking water? He's like it's good to stay hydrated, you know? Oh my god, and he's drinking water. I blew my mind. How does it feel? Most importantly is the training whatever you do. That's crazy. The drinking water is this affecting your dumps Training, whatever you're doing. That's crazy, Tom.

The drinking water is this affecting your dumps. You know, I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I was a little, I'm a little upset because in the case that I did lose, which isn't gonna happen. But if I did, it would be kind of unfortunate because yeah, yeah, hydrating more, you know, eating a little bit better.

Yeah, dumps a little bit better. You, that's not so much more frequent though. What are you eating? Wow, yeah, yeah, yeah. How frequent? I mean, I just, well, basically I let, because I don't know how to eat healthy, man. That's always been like a struggle if I ever tried. I just ended fucking it all up.

Hold on, at lunch, you had a kale salad. Oh my God, now it's all making sense. Wow, we gotta get you in challenges all the times. Whoa! This is gonna help you live a much healthier life. You've been living like a fucking cockroach. Yeah. Pretty much, yeah.

Don't you feel better in a way too though? I do. I do. It's upsetting, yeah. Why is it upsetting? Because I don't wanna eat. I'm not eating the things that I like to eat. But here's the thing, you think you wanna eat those things.

But when you realize that you're putting this good stuff into your shell and you realize you feel this way and everything,'t you actually go like oh doesn't your brain tell you like You know what this is actually the better way to do it You just you just don't want to say anyone else is right. That's what it is. You just like fuck that shit I mean maybe maybe what it is is that it hasn't I haven't been doing it long enough maybe that it'll be over time Yeah, here's the thing if you extend how long you're doing this, then you go back, you're gonna realize. I mean, you miss the healthy way.

You like the way you look now. You do, and you like the way you feel, and saying that you don't is such cap any. Whoa! Damn! Alright, let's get into the cap report. So... Wait, we haven't even started the show yet.

Oh, yeah, let me open the show real quick and then we'll do the cap report. Here we go, ready? And here you go. Here's the deal with marketing for me. You wanna know my all time marketing secret, I mean. Sure, I wanna know. This is gonna be it, This will change the world.

World. Treat people the way you want to be treated. Oh, God. There's your old time marketing, ploy. If you've got a product, make sure it's something you would enjoy. Opening, playing and going, damn, I got a good deal. Yeah.

T-shirts, put them out there. So when you see them in 10 years, they still look great. Yep. Screen on both sides and do it for a price. Are you kidding me? You really want to make five times what the shirt costs that you know on every purchase. Come on. This is a big time.

It's great. Who says this is such an angel? No, Bob and the fuck is that? Welcome. It's a good guy. Welcome to your mom's house. With Tom Segura, Tom Succio. It's a good guy. Well What an amazing bit. He's such a good guy. Our insight that we were given, treat people, all you want to be treated.

Just be the best, be the nicest person. You can be. Tom, I'm a teacher. He's out in 10 years' time. You guys got to go to the teacher. You know, the secret is to be in a good comedian. Just be in the best person you can make. Just love and everybody.

Just God, it's good. Oh, shit. It's so cool. He's such a saint. He's going to be sated when he does. There's my marketing ploy's going to change the world, everybody. Oh my God. Love.

Just love everybody. My people, man. It's such a weird. It's such a weird, it's such a fucking weird thing. Weird thing. It could be any weirder. It's like, it's like when you have to tell people you're a loving person.

It's like our guy from the last episode, Humans of New York. If you have to tell everybody what an amazing lover you are. It never works that way. Like, I just don't, I don't buy it. You don't go broadcasting. I'm an amazing human being. I'm telling you that that always goes for like,

it's like the things that men say they're good at. Yeah. Fighting? Very good. Fighting, fucking, driving and being funny. Oh, dear. Those are the four dude, like things that guys think they can do or brag they can do, except for the guys that do those things well.

The guys that do those things actually well don't ever tell you. They have a women go, women say like, oh, that guy can buck or a guy, another guy, I'll be like, you don't wanna fuck with that guy, he will rip your head like, the guy never tells you, it's really fascinating. He's telling us.

Yeah, your dates, what are you gonna be? Yes, please, thank you so much for reminding me, Tom, Saguera. You were. Guys,? Yes, please, thank you so much for reminding me, Tom Saguera. You were. Guys, I'm so pumped. I'm finally going back to my mother country, Canada. Canada. I can't fucking wait, bro.

Toronto, September 7th, September 8th in Jizz and Peg, Canada. Yeah. Yeah. Toronto and Jizz and Peg. And then Comedy Vets downtown, September 14th, 15th and 16th. I just think the Jews are great. Okay. And then also I'm going back to Shart Lake Titties Poo Ta in October.

Yeah, it is very satanic. Okay. And that'll be up by the time. There you go. So thank you so much. Tickets are going really fast for Toronto. So get them. You're hot.

I can imagine the the fact machine has a movie out and he's been doing a ton of press. And man, it's so great that this thing, I feel like we started it here at your mom's house, which was purposely mispronouncing his name. But Christian. No one has to try. They literally can't do it.

The machine himself joins us now to tell us more. Please welcome comedian Bert Kersher. Bert! I just take it. Oh, my God. Bert Kersher. It's not that crazy. She sounded drunk, by the way.

The animal's my favorite. Bert Kersher. Bert Kersher. What is wrong with people? It's not that crazy. She sounded drunk by the way she was like I'm the most my favorite Kersher Bert Kersher and his wrong with people then he did this thing very cleverly Bert's so good at promoting things and he fucking does this thing where he is Taking like super famous people's Instagram posts and he does like a parody of it and then he tags them He's trying to like darn her up smart So he did it to Mark Wahlberg. Oh.

And Mark Wahlberg, he, uh, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, To Bert nice Bert Keyser Bert Keyser My gosh, yeah, he's a world famous actor that guy you can't see all that way for the movie All that way for the movie you put all that weight for the movie. You put all that weight for the movie. You put all that weight for the movie. Oh my God. The bird cursor. Fucking crazy. Mark Walberg's known for his workout vids on the gram.

He is. He is. He's always, but he takes Sunday is off. The Lord's day, he said he does. He's up super early. Yeah. Doing his things. Looks like that.

Looks great. Yeah, he's like 50 something years old, man. Yeah. To tell you, 50's a new 30. That's what. Looks like that. Looks great. Yeah, he's like 50 something years old, man. To tell you, 50's a new 30. That's what I'm telling myself. This guy is up early doing this shit. Early AF. He's care of himself.

Jason Mimosa, your friend. Jason Mimosa, my good buddy, JJ. Yeah. JJ. Also great genetics, up early, doing this thing and stuff like that. Yeah. How's the pit stop?

You guys hung out a little bit in Europe, but you fly out to meet you like probably. Yeah, I can't really show. We're gonna go to whatever F1 later. I don't know. So, oh, if you missed it on the socials, my new special, a new special sledgehammer is going to be,

what's it called? Do I have this thing here for you? Oh yeah. Chips in a bowl. Chips in a bowl, my new special sledgehammer will be premiering on Netflix on the Fourth of July. Yay! America, America, America.

So go to your party, set off your fireworks, America, America, America. So go to your party, set off your fireworks, blow off your fingers, and then watch Sledgehammer on the fourth of July. It's gonna be there, it's gonna be fun special. I think I'll enjoy it. So amaze, SIGRA, I'm gonna do a great title. Sledgehammer is a good title. I just licensed some music, I got a cool opening for it.

I'm very excited for it. Very excited for it. Very amazing. This is a fantastic, a tremendous hour. I've watched you perform it and grow it and it's going to be pretty great. It is. I'm so stoked for you, homie. Very stoked.

Big deal. Big deal. You noted and I like to acknowledge you for acknowledging me for my service, my military service. I, uh. I didn't acknowledge you for acknowledging me for my service, my military service. I didn't acknowledge you for your service. You know, I didn't tell you this. I did actually. But I've been deep.

Okay. Deep in some of the VR missions I've been on and I didn't tell you this, but I'm gonna tell you now. Cause I know, I know how committed I am and what I'm doing, not just for myself, but for my brother. Yeah. So when I flew back from Iceland,

I landed in New York and the shit hole that is known as JFK Airport. That's the worst. And I had to transfer, go through security, to book the flight, to get on the flight to Austin. And we're standing around and we've been up since, I don't know what time, and there's like a six hour fucking time difference.

And then, you know, I'm wearing, I'm gonna have this like 50 pound backpack on. But you're used to that. Yeah, but I'm just like, god damn it, you know, I'm just waiting and waiting. And so I'm kinda distracted, I'm kinda distracted. And they find, like people just standing around this gate, they finally pre-bored the flight.

And when I see the strollers and the cripples, they book, they get on. Then I kind of hear the guy, he's like, oh, and I walk up to the gate, and I hang out my boarding pass. And the guy goes, are you active US military? And I took a second, you know. And I go, yeah.

And he goes, welcome aboard. Wow. I thought about it. Wow. I've earned it. I've been fucking, at this point, I've been on like, fucking 16 missions, I think. I don't know how many kills I got. I don't know how many kills I got.

I don't know how many people are probably alive because of what I've done, but I really feel like I got that one for the right reason. Well, you know, it's insane. No, he's been taking it to the limit. When you came home from your tour, what did I do to honor your service? Well, you did something that I appreciated

is you got a military welcome home balloons and decorated the house with them. The house is fully decorated still. We kept it up just for next few weeks. You could really enjoy the salute the mall. The only thing, the guy, he asked me, he's like, do you have military ID? And I gave him like a...

Look at his box. And then he was like, sorry, sorry, sorry. I think he felt embarrassed, you know? I wish he should. But yeah, I gotta get one of those. I don't know how I'm gonna get one, but I gotta get one. Military ID.

ID. Yeah. Yeah. Well, no one's gonna believe that you're an enlisted soldier, I guess, you have to be like a lieutenant or something at this point, because you're kind of old, right? Yeah, I'm probably a little higher ranking. What's your, yeah, what are you like a colonel?

What do you want if it's Sergeant Major? Yeah, yeah, your career guy, you know. Yeah, Captain Lieutenant, yeah, yeah. Yeah, Captain. I mean, I'm an officer, I'm not fucking enlisting. Right, no, you're an officer, yeah, your career guy. Yeah, captain lieutenant. Yeah, yeah, yeah, captain officer. I'm not fucking Right, no, you're an officer. Yeah, what rank do you want to be? I mean, I don't know. Okay. We'll have to yeah, we'll have to submit for that I guess Yeah, so anyway

It's really cool Tom. Yeah I'm happy. You know that people are really, I got people DMing me that are like friends of the show and like, is Tom really into this VR thing? I'm like, yeah, I wouldn't call it VR. Oh, sorry. Okay. But yeah, it's pretty. It's called Compat. Okay. That's like the first thing you did when you came home, by the way, like he hasn't seen his wife and children in 40 days, and then he comes home and the first thing he does is lock himself in his office and put on those goggles.

It was really fun. Yeah, I'm not gonna leave my guys just alone. It was really, really cool. Hey guys, you guys figure it out, come on. So, where's Daddy? It's in Flus illusion. What do I have? I'm embarrassing. So um it was really embarrassing. It was not embarrassing. It was cool. The uh... Hi this is Bob. I'm doing a video from my cam. My webcam. I appreciate you getting back with me the other night. You're one of the few that have.

I would appreciate your understanding and cooperation. Please do share whenever you got to take a shit. I like, every shit is different. That's true. And he makes a really good point. And that is that every shit Christina is different. Yeah. We got some a really good point. And that is that every shit Christina is different. Yeah. We got some emails regarding.

Yes. So, this is a- Somebody who knows the guy. Yeah, this is an email we got. Hey, my name is Chastity. Wait, Chastity? Sorry, Chastity. And I watch your podcast every week.

I just wanted to let you know that I am a waitress and I personally knew Bob, the blind guy. I would wait on him all the time. He was a regular at my old job. I would love to talk to you guys about him because he was a super shitty person. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha off all nice and like, hey, I'm just Bob, I'm into pooping. I like poop and aviation. Yeah. That's always how it is, right? It's interesting.

It's a normal, nice poop love and guy. She's like, this guy's in it. And you know, I do really listen to on stuff like this, a server, at a waitstaff at a restaurant. And not if it was a one off, when somebody goes, I serve this person one time. But a regular, like Bob was a regular. Yeah, you should be even nicer to the service. Yeah, I kind of believe the regular stories. I agree, yeah.

Yeah, cause they usually... Is that said, there's more emails than this or just this one. Yeah. Usually you have a report with your regular customers and they should be nicer to you and they should tip you better. Because you're the regular, you're the regular. Yeah, they're all the time. They're taking care of you.

So first of all, we trailed off on the cap report. We did. Sorry, the cap report. How dare you forget it. Sorry, sorry, sorry. And he's got a whole list of new things that he considers cap. Yes, thank you, Christine.

No, sir. No, sir. That's right. There are a lot of people out there. You know what I'm saying? A lot of them are telling the truth and shout out to them. You know, shout out to the truth. Truth is out there.

Yeah, the truth is out there. Then there's people that just be capping, man. People that fucking just capped all day. And the one that we have to bring up today is a collaborative effort between Heather and myself. We determined that ED erect it reptile this function. Yes. ED is cap.

And I have to agree. I agree. Wholeheartedly ED is cap. You know why? Because first of all, I've had sex with many heterosexual men. And they get it up. Guys like to fuck. And the only ones that don't are gay.

And like I'm just saying that every now and then you can lose your boner. But for a guy who's healthy and likes women, otherwise you're gay. You're just gay. The campaign thing else going on? A drug use maybe like prolonged heroin. What about like a physical thing?

The ED, you're just gay. Like I don't, I think the guys like to f and, you know what I mean, they're always ready to go. It's a gap. The physical condition you're looking for, Tom, is that they're gay. That's the physical condition. I agree.

So mentally and physically and emotionally, the answer is you're just gay. So anybody that goes to a doctor, we can save him the trip, if you are a man of any age and you're thinking about consulting with a doctor about an erectile dysfunction issue, here's your, you're just gay. Yeah. Get on grind or bro, you'll find you get your dick hard again.

Here's the thing I would like to just play devil's advocate if you wouldn't mind. Thank you. So some of the listeners who maybe fall into the category of having erectile dysfunction and happen to be homosexual, what do we tell them? That...

Maybe they're not homosexual. They're straight. They're straight. That's right. So the thing is, you're just trying to fuck the wrong person. Yeah. It's so true. You guys are, you guys are wise beyond your

age. Like the occasional, the occasional limp owner. I understand. Lips happen, happens. Drink whiskey, too much cocaine, too many, just LSD, whatever it is you guys are on that night. Yeah. But like, yeah, guys always want to. Yeah. And like, if they're not, they're gay, dude, I'm serious. This is something that's really all right. You know the best part about this is that it's helpful to, you know, the men out there who are like, I'm kind of embarrassed by this thing and I don't know if I should consult. You're just gay, dude. Let's try and do it.

Yeah. It's awesome. It's so good. Stop lying to yourself, man. Stop lying. It's okay. It's such a cap. It's okay to be gay. Dude, being gay is cool these days. It's awesome. It's so good. Stop lying to yourself, man. Stop lying. It's okay. It's such a cap.

It's okay to be gay. Dude, being gay is cool these days. It's cool. Yeah, it's cool, baby. Yeah, it's cool, baby. It's cool that you're gay, baby. I do know this. I heard this from a doctor.

And I think Dr. Drew said this. He didn't say it was gay. But I did hear this. And I want to. Drew said this. He didn't say it was gay, but I did hear this. And I wanna say he mentioned to you that the number one cause of erectile dysfunction amongst men is actually the lack of usage, meaning, so as men age, they start to have less, like a guy in his 60s is having less sex than his 20s.

Low T. And if you, if it, low T, but the less you use it, the less it is becoming erect for sexual purposes, the harder it will become to get an erection. So eventually, men who's basically are, like, voluntarily even celibate, like just not interested, they will be incapable of getting in around. That's really scary. So you really have to use it or lose it. It's 100% that, yes.

But that's usually for an older person. Like, like 16 above? I think, you know, because like you said, the testosterone goes down, sexual activity tends to go down. It's a sense. Yeah, especially in that age group, the men in their 70s,

like some men in their 70s are still having sex multiple times a week, right? Because they're not gay. But the ones, because they're not gay. And they don't have eating, yeah. That's right. But the ones who are having no sex, because they're gay, they end up not being able

to have corrections, yeah. And I think what happens with women's mows too, is that it can actually not seal up. Yeah, technically it's called shutting the pussy door. Shutting the pussy door is down. Yeah. No one's serious if you don't, if you don't lose your mow. Is there a lesbian?

Are they lesbians? Definitely. But this is interesting. This just goes a lot of women switch, right? Sexuality is on a spectrum, and yeah, they'll become lesbians. True story. A lot of straight women turn to gainus in their later years because they don't want to ask for anything. I just want to take this moment to

do so. I'm so happy to do that. I can't wait to shut it down. To the people listening and watching who may have been perplexed by their reptiles function. And it must feel so good to them to know that they're just gay. And if you want to tell us about your erectile dysfunction, send us an email, put ED in your subject line. And it's your mom's podcast at gmail.com. Your mom's podcast at gmail.com. There's no house in the email address. Tell us about how you found out you were gay and how ED is affecting your life.

And if you've tried treating your ED with gayness. Oh yeah, try it. Try it. Also tell us how it was resolved once you fucked a guy. Yeah, yes. Awesome. Guys like to fuck, dude. Guys like to fuck as you point out.

And the nice thing too is that I think men are always kind of scared of like topics like this and to know that women like Heather who works here and you are like what are you fucking gay is such a helpful thing to a man that are feeling this way I think it's really cool yeah you gotta shame them into behavior that's behavior. That's so effective. It's so effective. Well, I'm just celebrating all the hard penises that I've had in my life because it sounds like the numbers are multiplying. If they're normal and hetero, they're hard. They're hard. They're way to fight. So, it's true. I'm very lucky that I'm very lucky that I'm not gay. Yeah.

Well, thank God you don't have ED. I would be so annoyed. You would be annoyed that you finally I was gay. You would be like, I didn't know you were gay. I'd be so upset with you. Yeah. Like, you waited 20 years to tell me you were gay. Yeah.

It sucks so bad. Yeah. Fuck. Anyway, that's all I got on this guy. Okay, we'll script it. It definitely shouldn't go further than that. Oh, my God. Ugh, Jesus.

What? That's so good. Um, let's go. All right, let's take a quick break. Sure. And we'll be right back. We are back. And so is our guest. He's coming back to us, and you can right now go to

Stavvy.biz for tickets to his fall days. Give it up for Stavvy! Woo! Hell yeah! Thanks for having me. Great to be back. Come on, Stavvy baby. Stavvy baby.

I mean, you were just in the hall. Did you know that ED is Cap? Can I just say, this is one of the most despicable, this is one of the most, what I just experienced as a member of the soft dick community. This is one of the most atrocious. Thank you. Five minutes of ableism.

I've ever heard of you on a fucking podcast. I was trying to stand up for folks. Yeah, it's crazy. Well, when you... Soft, you dick is, you're gay if you're dick is soft. Yeah. What if let's just say hypothetically, you're fat as shit. What if you're an insanely fat, very horny guy

who also gets really fucked up and eats a lot of red meat. Okay, let's just say, you have some circulation probably. I've seen some circulation problems. How about maybe you're not even that fat But you have to take have you ever tried to fuck while having to shit. Yeah, that's right there. Yeah, but I'll take some That takes a little way out the tires. Yeah, you don't get it full my husband fucks through having to shit We've talked about this on the show now and if he had fuck he's never soft if his his ass was empty What you experienced 25% better.

Oh, I know where, yes. Well, there we go. That's all I'm saying. Yeah. So, I'm just saying as someone who is fat as hell, right, does like the fuck, has put my 65% hard penis mashed into a woman and just crossed my fingers and hoped for just something awesome to happen. And 25% of the time it does, and I'm like, thank you, God. This is awesome.

You know what I mean? As someone from that community, I can tell you it is not cap. I have struggled my whole life with a soft penis, even when I was in this fat. And I am wilder fat right now. So lucky that you're here. Yes, I tried to bring some reason to write, have you tried Gainus? I'm open, that's the other thing.

I'm not anti-gain. So I got off by a cute guy. Yes, it happened, but I'm open to it. He's not tried it. Yeah, I'm trying it, so you can probably. And you see, there you go, right? I would tell you if, there's no way my dick is getting harder if I fuck him in.

You don't know that yet. I'm pretty sure. Yeah, you're pretty sure. I'm pretty sure. Yeah, you're pretty sure. I'm pretty sure. I can do. Wait, are you fatter than ever right now? It's close. It's definitely one of my fat errors at the end of this tour.

Tours will do it. The tour, well, I was much worse shape at the end of the last tour, I took a summer break and I couldn't even like like my brother, I went to work out with him and he was like making me do like what old ladies do after they have a stroke. I was sitting down. I was practicing literally sitting down and getting up. Like I was like let's do some squats. He was like how about you just sit on the bench and get back up and I was like oh this is cool. Just like a warm up. He's like that's you doing squats. Your squats is so I, I'm stronger now

because I've been working out the whole time, but my diet hasn't been good. So I'm in like, I'm in like, bouncer mode right now. I got run like, fat is shit, but you know, but you're lifting. I could actually like, if the fight is very quick, I might win it.

If it goes more than four exchanges, I'm gonna do. I'm gasped, right? But, and you just, so people know, congratulate you just shot another special. I just shot my special. I right? But, and you just, so people know, congratulate you just shot another special. I just shot my special. Yeah, great, great, great, that was awesome.

So fucking fun. Shout out to everybody who helped with that. It was truly incredible. Originally, your studio is there awesome. You guys ever need anything in awesome? They're, they're great. Yeah, okay. Right there.

Beno Brian directed it. Of course, Eldis, the Albanian Mule, who does everything for me, he's my guy. He's out there right now, using your Wi-Fi, drinking your lattes. He's gonna go buck wild on whatever snacks. I promise you that. He's gonna eat you out of house and home in here. That's good.

But yeah, just finished the special, and so I'm pumped, dude. This is like, I was sober going into the special, so the last two days I've just been tying it on getting fucked up and eating like shit I have a taco, you know so many tacos sure. It's the place to do it. Yeah, so it's nice. I'm I'm hurting I always have a story waffle after I shoot that's nice Really? Yeah, you ever delivered to the hotel? I just try to get one that because I I try to you know Yeah, you try to look good

And then it's like the day after I'm like we're getting some sugar. Yeah Yeah, well that's the hard thing about this this I had to do it here because like some scheduling shit and Two weeks out. I was like wait. This is the fattest I've been in years So it's like it's like I had to go to a I had to go to like get the shirts custom made Yeah, cuz I was like it's hard to it when you're fat as shit to get shirts that look good Oh, yeah, and so the shirts custom made. Yeah. Because I was like, it's hard to, when you're fat, it's shit to get shirts that look good. Oh, yeah. And so, the shirts are great, but I was like, what if I get too fat in the two weeks,

it takes this guy to make the shirt? And that was in play. Yeah, it happened. Yeah. I'll tell you this, it wasn't as, maybe it was his design fall, maybe I just got a little fatter. Yeah.

There was a little, I would have liked a little more hang down. You did. Just a little more coverage. Did you what you wear? What kind of shirt was it? It was like a little,atter. Yeah. There was a little, I would have liked a little more hang down. You did. Just a little more coverage. Did you wear what kind of shirt was it? It was like a little like a floral. Like, you know, I'm going to call it a cute, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, okay, I got a Hawaiian shortsleeve.

Yeah. Show the chest hair, show the, show the chains a little bit. Big dudes, like we can gain back shit. Quick. Oh, dude. It's quick. It's quick. I'll drop and it's like, couple, like it feels like a week of like just, you know,

and not being as disciplined and you're like, oh, shit, everything's tighter. Yeah, dude, I know. They get a scale and you're like, oh my God. Well, I think that's a middle-aged thing because I'm the same way. Wait, can pop back on. Oh, yeah.

So fat, so fat. Yeah. So fat, so fast. Yeah, well, you right now, it's like, I feel like Ben Affleck in goodwill hunting where every day I'm like it's the opposite. It's not one day Matt Damon's gone. It's like I check in every day to make sure you're not fat again You know, I mean, we're like stay out of this. You know, I mean, it's like it's like if goodwill hunting

They were just always looking for Matt Damon to ask for his job back at the construction site Every day. I'm like, please Tom, don't come back. You're free. You're gone as much as I love you. I'm fat as hell. I don't want to go back. I don't want to go back. I know.

You know what, I, the difference is now. And what's good. The difference is now, when you are a certain weight, you have, everybody has a different number that they'll be like, all right, I gotta rain it in. Yeah. So now the number is just lower before I go, Everybody has a different number that they'll be like, all right, I gotta rain it in. So now the number is just lower before I go, right, I gotta change.

So like, I was that tour in Europe, we worked out almost every day. So I would say, I probably didn't do something of the 40 days I was gone on five of those days. And they were usually crazy travel. We did some almost every day. But we were also like crazy travel. We did something almost every day. But we were also eating like crazier meals. Of course.

I mean, I immediately, like when, towards the end of it, I was like, we got a fucking rain it in. So I brought my chicken breast about working out or we day seven home, like just because I go, I don't want it to be 30 pounds from now where I go, I got a, of course. I got to do it again. Restart. No where I go, I gotta, of course. I gotta do it again.

Restart. No, for sure. I mean, I'm taking six weeks and just my vacation is just working out for six weeks and doing absolutely nothing. And then I'm hoping it just kind of slowly rated it and I'll never go on this kind of tour. Too much again. I'll never be gone this long.

Was this super aggressive? Yeah, I was pretty aggressive. I just, and basically since the pandemic ended, I've had a couple breaks here and there, but even when I was like, oh, I'll pretty aggressive. I just and basically since the pandemic ended It's been I've had a couple breaks here and there but even when I was like oh, I'll have a break It's like it always two months would always end up being like two weeks off Yeah, I mean like things were like oh this opportunity off time is important. Yeah, so I'm just like it's not happening The only thing I added in July because I want to do it is I'm doing birds doing a weekend with Bert. Oh, I thought we loaded with With fully loaded, which will be fucking sick.

That'd be fun. I can't wait for that, but that's the only thing I'm like, and nothing else, I'm not doing anything. Yeah. I gotta get fucking drugs. Well, you better, yeah, get skinny before that, because he has like barbecue after the show. It ain't happening before that.

This is my, this is my time of the bottery, yeah. Which is so funny, because I was like, I was sober, but I still got fat as hell. None of the rest of my life, I didn't rain in, I just didn't do drugs so that I could barely function. Like it wasn't like, I improved myself.

It was like, oh yeah, I won't die. Like that was really what it was. And now I'm like, do you drink though? You do drink? I don't drink that much, but I don't have a, you know. What's your drink up, like what's your drink up choice? I'm a little tequila boy. Yeah. I'll have, you know, I'll just have a tequila soda. I don't drink that much. I don't have a cut. What's your drink up choice? I'm a little tequila boy. I'll have, you know.

I'll just have a tequila so. I didn't even know. I was so like not well versed on how so many drinks worked. Cause I was like a heavy drinker. And I didn't even know that there is like, like I always thought tequila is like something you shoot and you go like this and then you're like, woo, like this time.

That there's like nice like sipping to kill us. Yeah, absolutely. And then I, we got into gin and tonics on our tour. Okay. And one of the promoters was like, do you like gin? And I was like, yeah, for like gin and tonics. And he was like, oh, you know, there's like

incredible, just sipping gin. Of course. No. Some of the funger to show it up. The shocking jacket. Yeah. He's like, this is more floral gin. Yeah.

He brought like eight fucking different jins to this thing. You can get into whatever I had no idea. I had so many loves. I didn't know about a Nyeho tequila. Okay. And how those tastes like fucking milkshakes, man. Yeah, I just, I'm, I just like to have a little bit of, I'll try whatever kind of tequila,

but I'm also not a huge drinker myself. I'm weed is always my, weed's my problem. Weeds your thing. I get way too fucking way to fucked up and just like, we'll just have a great time. Like we were doing mushrooms by the pool and just getting and smoking weed. And it was like, I was like, this is the best day of my life.

Yeah. I was like, I've never, I was looking forward to the day off after the special to do mushrooms. Sure. So much more than I was like. Didn't do in this special. Wow, a special and a beautiful theater. Yeah.

That I pay for myself. Hunts cost hundreds of thousands of dollars. This is a huge accomplishment. I don't give a fuck. I want to do, but I want to go get so fucked up. Yeah. Tell my friends like, dude, there's just one song that's awesome. Do you guys know the one I'm talking about?

I was like, dude, it's fucking so good. I don't know. It was like, what are you talking about? I was like, I'm it's fucking so good. And it was like, what are you talking about? I was like, I'm not fucked, you know? You know, it goes like, no, no. It's like, the guy's like, fucking. Yeah, I'm with you, man.

It was awesome, dude. Yeah, it was, that was the best thing. But yeah, it's just like, so we'll see. Maybe I won't go, maybe I'll get fucking ripped. Cause I have gotten to the point where I like, where I actually do like lifting weights. I won't do cardio. Yeah.

But that's, I've tricked my brain enough to be like, it's cool to just, you know, be, should have big ass arms and big arms, little titties is what I'm trying to get to. That's the best. That's how it is. That's the best. Big arms, little titties.

I'm not saying. Yeah. Big arms, little titties. I'm not saying. I'm not saying. Big arms, little titties. I'm not saying I'm not saying I'm not saying 45% hard to but as your next tour name, it's pretty good. Big arms little titties I want to do a whole line of big arms little titties athletic wear. Oh my god Yeah, both that's a ball tath leisure perfect. Yeah, I'm so glad that you came here and put an end to this EDCAT. It's crazy. It's crazy.

You just know you just opened it. And I'd love to hear any counter arguments, but I just, this is my lived experience. I can tell you so many times I fucked with the limp dick. And that's the other thing. I'm having a good time just because my dick is soft. It's like a mental thing. And listen, sometimes, if someone's a real team player,

she'll really do a bang up job sucking your dick. If it's soft, they'll be like, look, this isn't gonna penetrate me. Here's the other thing. I'm sort of like the way it's kind of been good for me fucking, because since Dick Pilsif come around, because I feel like Daredevil, you know how you got fucking good at shit and everything but seen?

Like, I mean, pussy the way he hears. You know what I mean? Like, I finger the way Daredevil smells. You know? And so I'm good at fucking with no penis whatsoever. I've learned how to fuck the way a butch lesbian fucks. I love being young, you know what I mean? And so now with the advent of dick pills,

sometimes I feel like fucking Superman. That's what I was gonna say. So what's your, yeah, dick pills must've been a game changer. Dic pills are great, but I will say there is something to a dick pill where if you take too many, and I'm fat as shit so the dosage doesn't work,

you know what I mean? Like I gotta take eight advils. I'm not taking fucking, I'm not taking one. One, dick, one, yeah, well that's the problem, Tom. I haven't taken five. Okay. It hasn't sold too far from that. What I'll say is if you over,

if you take too many dick pills, your dick starts becoming more of a mallet than a penis. It becomes more of a weapon. Seriously? Just like a fucking, you could literally hit your dick on a table and it's like, you're not busting. You're not like, I fuck this insanely hot girl

and I was like, there's no way I'm coming through soft. So I went overboard. I went overboard with the dick pills. Like this girl was out of control. So I was like, there's so many softwares. So yeah, I overdid the dick pills and I busted one quick one, of course. But then the second one, there was no nut coming out

for nothing. I couldn't, it was just one of those things where I'm like, beating off, I'm like, yeah, no, give me a sec. They've just been beating off for like eight minutes, like uninterrupted, being like, oh, it's a, I'm about to bust. And then it just keeps going for eight minutes. And then the girl was just like, at a certain point her posture changes, and'm about to bust. And then it just keeps going for eight minutes. And then the girls just like,

at a certain point, a posture changes. She stops acting hot. Yeah. And I had to, but yeah, so that could be, okay. Yeah, but you haven't tried gayness. There's a trend. You're still with the gay.

I, the thing, here's the thing, I am open to fucking a man. I don't care. But I just don't think that's going to solve it. I really, yeah. I happen to be, this is crazy. I But I just don't think that's gonna solve it. I really, I'm happy to be a more exciting, this is crazy. I think I'm on Stabby's side on this, like,

I'm on the side. I think Stabby doesn't need to fuck a guy. Yeah. Whatever. If for science, you guys find me a really cute guy. Who's like, femme. Hey, you guys are out there. You're watching the show.

Maybe a he, they, you know what I mean? But it's gotta be a guy. We can't go non-binary. That's cheating. I got it It's not although it is queer. That's a fun. That's fun. They them is like, you know That's but that's not that's not what we're talking about. We're talking full homosexual. Oh my So we need someone to identify as a man. Yeah, I'm willing to fuck for science no dick pills Yeah, you've got somebody cute enough that I approve. If you want, I'm willing to try and fuck them and we'll see if my dick gets hard. If you want to. I'm pretty much. This might be the best podcast bit of all time. Let's do it. I'm gonna. I'm gonna go down in the bus. He's gonna go down in the bus. He's gonna go down in the bus. Email your picks to your mom's podcast at gmail.com.

Now look, I gotta approve them, right? Yeah, if I got to the same. Right, that's what we're gonna have in the mail. Four signs. They're gonna email, you put Stavvy in the subject line. Be hot, be gay, and be ready to fuck. All right. But feminine, no I'm sorry fellas.

It doesn't want a butchie. I can get it. Sorry, that's the guy. Look, we all have our thing, right? You gotta be like, I'm willing at least to get head, at least for a couple minutes to get my dick sucked. And like, you're a really cute guy to show. I'm gonna bust so fast, I'm gonna just be like, oh,

oh, oh, oh, oh, but this though, but if I bust soft fast, that just means I'm gay. That doesn't mean your theory on hard dicks We can get really incomcuseless. There could be no winners here You know, I just think gay and my dick is soft

The only thing you could do that is this fuck more guy I just marry that guy. He has changed my whole life. Oh shit. Oh fuck. Oh my god. That would change your whole life. I'm open to it dude.

Let's do it. I'm a man of science first and foremost. Yeah. Let's get to the bottom of this. This is, this is gonna happen. So your dick's never been soft, hot Tom. I mean, I've had a, I'm never, I'm telling you, the guy is, I mean, sure.

No, no, I've had some soft days, of course. Of course, of course. I've had days where I'm like, this is it. Yeah, but, you know, like for the most part, I've been pretty, like, I've been kind of soft with other guys. Yeah, actually there's the hypothesis. No, but there's, I mean, there's been days when you're like, this doesn't feel like a hundred percent.

Yeah, of course. Absolutely. I mean, there's also like, you remember too, because every guy, you remember like, high school college boners are just like crazy. Yeah, out of control. Yeah, but see also There's another thing of like nerves like I'm a very nervous guy when it comes to sure You know, I've gotten over it, but definitely in the beginning I was pretty nervous and now if I like a woman

It's actually the first time we fuck my dick will probably not be a full That's a scare that's a good thing though because what this really means is that you're when you feel more safe is when you're performing better And actually it's so like in a relationship you need to be much better. Yeah, that's the irony is the one time I was in a good relationship. Yeah, right it was like a week before we broke up But it was like right before like that we're riding that high might they got hard from love so hard from love There you go. So it's not ED. Oh, fuck. Then it's not ED. I have to try to get to the bottom of it. But you have to think.

He does care. He does care. He does care. I was less fat though. Here's the thing though, if it's about love, it's emotional. Love is gay. So you're gay.

That's true. Loving a woman is gay. There are guys that get sucked off by that will be less gay than having like a beautiful Family with a woman. You're gonna have a guy fucking you being like you think love is the answer you're a Interest that is so we should have a lot of variables here. There's this is such an interesting Yeah, speaking of they're we showed you some of the coolest guys ever I can't wait to see what kind of game pornography we watch today When that guy's good little fat guys cock came at I was like what the fuck is going on here?

This one is we call him I don't like it's going down. Are my stroking. I don't know The lights are I are having a stroke. Hi there. My name is Pete and today I'm going to be demonstrating a new toy that I got. And the cool thing about it is it incorporates a power drill. Oh no. And a pledge light. And your credit dick.

Okay, sorry. First of all, that sounds awesome. But second of all, I just realized I might be able to show you guys something really I just thought about the fun the funniest video I've ever seen in my life. It's called two straight buds DP DP a blow up though and it's the year the perfect. I don't believe I didn't think of the sooner Yeah, sounds right apart. I don't know. We watch this guy's called Tush, I hope it's still on whatever site I found on. But it's called Tushy Straight Buds, D.P. Blowup Doll.

And these two clearly closet homosexuals, they get together in a motel, they fuck a blowup doll together. They're wearing like luchidor masks or something to hide there. But then I don't want to, I don't want to spoil it. But there's a lot of the premises that they're straight and they just hang out and fuck a blow up doll together

as if it were a woman. It's normal. So there's, oh, there it is. Perfectly normal. No way. Oh. And these guys, it's a long video. There's a really cool point at the end.

Yeah, were they switched the doll? I don't like it. The lack of pussy bumming you out. Yes. We got caught. God. So yeah, you guys are the perfect. Yeah.

I wish I had thought as soon as we could have gotten really the highlights ready So yeah, two straight buds hanging out check out those blow up dolls. Hey guy. Hey man. What are we gonna do today? Me in a motel Oh, yes, I was mask and those are neat. Those are cheap And they're two dolls And they're stroking their cocks like they're about to shoot a real scene I thought it was one dog and there's struck in their cocks like they're about to shoot a real scene Then you ask them like there are women here. Yeah, there's just a we're practicing for women

Getting Okay, he's getting ready. Yeah, they both got mass And now they're getting ahead from the loser was really shitty blow up guys That's got a really with standing out the most is that these are like Yeah, it's not a real sex dog you're the fucking you're there like get it for your buddies bachelor party Just get order all worked up for it. Yeah, I was figuring it What? He's a fan. Oh no, he's a regular Tasman. Oh no.

This is depressing, Stanley. Oh no, bro. Oh, I think it's gonna hurt. Yeah. Like that piece of plastic. I like how he just, he called an audible. He was like, yeah, now do the mouth first. Yeah, and he's like, yeah, I don't want to be different.

How? What is this friendship rooted in your mouth? This is awesome. Well, two being straight first and foremost. Yeah, first and foremost. We get to agree these are two straight buds. Two straight buds. How what is this friendship rooted? Well to being straight first and foremost We get a great these are two straight buds I don't know if you heard the title Tom straight buds

Two straight buds deep in jail, Cole This is so, it's so clumsy Why don't we fast forward to where they're fucking the same one? Yeah, yeah, that's a good idea They can't even like the dolls are too blown up They can't even look at the dolls are too long up. They can't even And it's hard plastic dude. That's that He's fucking it's

So the dog Where do they? Oh, they're in there. They're deep-ing it. Oh, Jesus. What? It's fucking it's ass-wrap. Now, if you...

So, this is a pretty cool part in the whole thing. This is what I would, again, just describe as a straight activity. Yeah. Two straight guys would do. Now, if we get closer to the end, you'll see they do switch to a... If you want to see fellas, I don't want to exploit it But there is a point where they switch to a different blow up though. Oh, thank God because this they're gonna pop this one And you see now they switch to a smaller clear one where they can see each other's dicks come

So I think that's again what I would call a really straight thing to do Yeah, so when I'm getting ready to bust You know what's interesting is that it seems like they're having some ED troubles, but together, or whatever other they are. When they come together, they are fun. Okay, so you see that. Oh my god.

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Yeah there's a woman involved. This happens to be fake. It's so great too that like some woman could see that and this and be like that's Henry We showed her you know My head there was a high Yeah, just do straight buds man. Yeah, that was awesome. A couple of regular guys. That was it just came to me I can't believe I didn't share this. I mean too straight buds

Like I say not a lot traumatizes me that was fucking terrible Like I'm shook dude takes a lot. Yeah, you need to pull that you need to rip that video Yeah, dude, it's an honor to get something in the hall of fame. Yeah, that's really good. Now, we showed you some of classic clips before. Yes, yes. But I realized we made a list of some things you hadn't seen. Great.

So number one is, I don't think you've seen Norm Sumerton. He's one of our favorites. He's one of the greatest. Let's solve it. No, Norm and Sumerton. He's a big kidc tic-cups. Seven hours. Seven hours.

Oh my god. No. That's gonna pay with tits. Really, for. Well, start taking them off and have a sharp look. Please take them off. Oh, they smell bad, too. They got a smell.

There's one. Oh my god, dude. Feeling off. Ouch. Oh, there's two. They got a smell Piece of bacon. What the fuck happened to this guy? What happened to this guy? Do you want to know what's crazy? What's that? He used to be a mortgage broker. That's awesome.

And if you go ahead and Google norm summerton, like Google is name, it's face to stuff like that. And there's a... Miss Stalin's Cuckold prop. Yeah, he really got into this and hit images. And that's him the first photo. So that's him when he had his day job.

But then he's retired. So then he got the forehead. He retired. He got big tattooed on his forehead. Yeah, that's so huge. Just lean into it. Honestly, like this is what he's been wanting to do his whole life. Yeah.

And it's a little much, but it's a lot. He just own defense. Actually later on. Now this isn't... I love the tone of it, he's giving you a recipe for a pasta salad. Oh! You know, it's just like showing nice... Well, this is the thing.

It's funny, you should mention. What we first learned about here was through one of his cooking shows. He had a cooking video that became famous. It was before he got his forehead tattoo. Okay, okay. Before he had tickled. Today we're going to make French Canadian Poutine Fry's. We're our Poutine Fry's. Well, Poutine Fry's are basically your fries, cheese, and a great appetite. Wow. A great appetite. It's just like your grandpa's flavor.

There's going to be a bit of a cheese. No. I don't want to stress this me out. It's a nice cheese. No. Pig chick. And pig piss. It's going to be a treat.

No. Okay, so let's get... No. Ready? Oh Ready Guys got in a little fucking cage. He paces through the cage. Yeah, which it's in his erythras. I don't know how he's You gotta have all the ingredients. I take back what I said about his recipe. I don't want to know what I'm saying. No! No! No!

No! Fuck! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! Oh Fucking so Why didn't come out so fast Literally I'm so crazy! Jesus Christ! Jesus Christ! I'm literally...

I don't even gang easy to do with that shit as fuck now! Meaning of course! No, I don't want to watch me then! Don't eat it nor please! I beg you nor don't eat your own shit. Right here, huh? Ah, come on. No.

Oh, I'd be frank to eat it so good. Ah, look at this, go eat turd. Oh my god. Jesus Christ. Oh shit. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah.

Ah. Ah. What the fuck did it come out so fast? Ah. Why it was this shit so bound to fall? That's why I'm so impressed all the time is that the timing of the, how does he, he pisses through the cage and then he turns around

and then in perfect time. It's so fast. And it's like a soft serve. It was soft serve too. It was so good. It's like a soft serve. It was soft serve too. It was so good. It was soft serve. It was fucked up. God damn it.

I was close. I've never been close to throwing up watching anything. That was one of the worst things I've ever seen in my life. How does he eat it? Are you looking for a new mortgage broker? I am thinking about buying house. Oh my God. If I could pay him in shit.

Do you know? Wow. We got to get out of this. So I got to close this. Yeah, yeah, yeah, please. Have you, and he's continuing to post his tithics, but he doesn't post recipes anymore. No more recipes.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. He was, he was a finalist for Food Networks. The next all start. But don't you feel like there is no video better than this. This is it. This is the ultimate video him shitting so So much eating it and then eating it with french fries eating it was really in a crazy way not as bad as him How fast you shit? Yeah, yeah, you can get shit at it if you shit at a North because you know was he was so excited to get his Shit out so he could eat it. Yeah, it was like shitting

It was like believe yeah,, she didn't, he was like, he was like, Glee. And I didn't know your ass, so I was like, and he realized that he made this probably because of mistress was like, 100%. He was like, that's why he's like, yeah, it is for you, mistress Talon. And he gave her $4,000.

Yeah, I did what you said. Those ladies haven't figured out. I know, I've always said that. That would be my business. If I never got married and had children, I'd be a dominant tricks. But the kind of, you never have to actually touch a guy. You're just like, make me a video pig. Hey, yeah, yeah.

Give me money and pig. Find on. They love that. Do you know, have you ever heard of the good morning, Julia video? Oh my god, this one's so good. Did we watch it last time? I don't think we did.

They told me we didn't. Okay. Maybe I've just... So what it is is a guy sent this video to a girl the day after he just met her in the parking lot of the gym. It's so embarrassing. No. It's not like it's not gonna throw up like that, but it imagined... Can you take this off? He had a parking cone in this ass while he was doing it in a way. And he's just, he's just, imagine being a girl and receiving this

like in the morning. This is a psychological thrill. I love it, yeah. This isn't, that's a nice change of pace. I'm wanted Julia. Oh my God. It's me, Joe. Just wanted to say hi.

Oh, God. Wish you a great day. Tell you that meeting you yesterday. Oh, fuck. And getting a look at you was probably one of the greatest that meeting you yesterday. Oh, fuck. And getting a look at you was probably one of the greatest moments of my life. Oh, yeah. It was so beautiful.

You don't know how beautiful you are to me. I mean, just you're gorgeous, you're precious. But it's been sit to my mind. When you said to me, you want to go back with your ex-boyfriend. Please erase him from your memory. Don't ever go back in the past. I know, because I've been there. A bit of of the past and I understand when you know trying to find some bodies going dates. Yeah, not the compares to your ex, but there is that better person out there. Mm-hmm. And Julia, I promise you it is me. I will love you like you never been loved before. I'll cherish you.

They won. Yeah, that's awesome. Feel like a woman, a real woman. I'm a real human. After you experience me, you know who your ex boyfriend is. Yeah, you're not gonna live. Open up your heart. You're just making a lot of heart.

Let's go full throttle. I'm gonna see me fall in love with you. We just, I don't know, I just looked in your eyes and I just melt. Oh my God. Anyhow, I'm heading off to work. This is my cute little home. Everything you see behind me. I built everything. Every square wrench from crown mold into chair rail, to floors, to lighting, to plumbing, doors, windows. So this is the type of guy you get. I'm a very handy guy and I Love to build you whatever you want You're a sweetheart. So I hope this video doesn't scare you That's the best part

A little stuff awareness. Yeah, so very end. He's like make it happen. You probably terrified. Yeah a little self-awareness. Yeah, very end. He's like, you probably terrified. Yeah. Oh, the chow fucking kiss. I love the fucking, the goatee looks painted on. Yeah, it does. That's a hardcore goatee.

And also they literally had a five second conversation because we ended up talking to Julia. Yeah, we met her. The girl that, yeah. And she was mentioning, she was beautiful. Yeah, as we girl, the best is, and she was mentioning she's beautiful. Yeah, as we girl the best is so sweet how he he swindled. So what he did was yeah, because the whole thing is just from what I can get.

Yeah, go ahead. The fact that if I had to guess there, they had a insanely fast conversation where somehow she brought up that she's thinking about getting back with her ex-boyfriend. She's a way to be like, I don't like talking. One of the most standard, let me get out of this. Now usually you don't have to deal with a lunatic on a parking lot. Usually it's like you've been on a couple of dates

with someone and you're like, this is my get out of jail free card. Sorry, my ex hit me up, I have to try it. So the fact that she brought that out on a guy, she just bumped into it. In the parking lot. And I'm gonna guess He brings up building stuff I

Don't know You often to do free work or something like that or did he say he hit her car and they should exchange information I know here's exactly how it happened. He's in the gym Sees her sign in, gets her name. When she walks out, he goes, hey Julia, so she turns around, has a quick conversation, asks for her number, and she goes, how about I take your number? Put it in his phone and he takes her phone and it's dial. And it's not his no

His dial so yeah, yeah, and it called it called his folks now he has her number Wow, then he sends her this fuck eventually she shows this video to her friends and they're like what the fuck? Yeah, of course, and then they get her to do to ask him for a couple more So he ends up sending another video, which we don't have in here to we should get that one But it's pretty great, yeah. Honestly, this is more humiliating than eating your own shit. Yeah.

Like, I didn't do another video of this, is so much worse. Can I tell you why? I think this is the most humiliating video in a way, is that there's a part of this video of this guy doing this that resonates with everybody, where you go, I get, you thought to do this, but then you go, don't send that video, don't make it, don't send it.

But everybody knows the feeling. Everyone feels, there is something, there is an, honestly, part of what is so, yes, a resting about this video is a jealousy of this man surrendering to your most base wimp. Yes, he's free in a way. Exactly, he's free when you've shed yourself of the worry of humiliation. Yes.

You're the most, if he actually just, he put his heart out there and you know what, it didn't work out with Julia, but maybe he's going to find his wife that way. Yeah. You're telling me there's not some bitch with way too big hair. You know what I mean? Like, where is this jersey? I don't know. Yeah, he's co-starred. That's kind of a lot of that. I? I don't know. Yeah, third man coaster that's kind of like that.

Can I see that packet? Does that want to know? I mean, because here's a deal, man, is that when you're in seventh and eighth grade, boys do this for you. Yeah, exactly. And you learn, like, you don't want to humiliate them, but you're just like, ooh, that was too much, bro.

Yeah, be cool, just play it. Of course. It's so embarrassing. Yeah, so that's what it is, is that it's relatable. Like, you know, it actually... It's lurking inside you somewhere. It's lurking inside you, and it actually has to think, is it makes you think of middle school?

Absolutely. Because that's the first time you feel that, and you go like, I think I love you more than anything. Right, right, right. But yours should know better at this age, but that's not true. Yeah. That you really would like to fuck this lady? Yeah.

And who knows what the next, after that is when you get a little moment of clarity, be like, do I continue wanting to fuck her? and who knows what the next, after that is when you get a little moment of clarity. Be like, do I continue wanting to fuck her? Do I actually lover? Did I just want to bust the honor face? Like did I see her and was like, that'll be awesome. You know, you're busted inside this lady. And then you get a little mental clarity. And then you're like, wait, do I, am I horrified

that she's still here? Now that I've busted, no, hey, maybe I do lover. And that's where you go from there, but you can't tell in the parking lot. No. And also the desperation, like he's so, he just like is leaking, meeting us. Yeah, it's so unattractive.

Yes, unless you have a specific kind of mental illness. Like there is, you know what I mean? Like there's someone here who sees this and she's like, he's so romantic and then they end up stabbing each other. You know what I mean? Like that to someone here who sees this and she's like, he's so romantic and then they end up stabbing each other. You know what I mean? Like, that happens. Like, there's the, this is part one half of the domestic

abuse relationship, but it could go either way. The woman could beat him or if he tricks a nice lady, he beats her. It's, you know, goes on and on. Yeah, yeah, I agree. It's completely unhealthy. Here's a kind of That's what this dude famous D-bag guy here

For you know a sexy Italian boy The most fucking drop dead gorgeous guy in this motherfucker stay the Utah Okay Yes, we are body No shame no game baby Fuck yeah, tell you by far my favorite Maybe because on that young book. Hahaha. Hahaha. We are funny. That's awesome. Woo. Fuck you. Hell yeah. By far my favorite.

I love this guy so much. That guy's awesome. What is even going for? We don't even know. It's Utah. So like being Italian, it's essentially being like, you know, Bolivian and Utah. You know what I mean? Like it's from being from South America.

From Rare. Like you're not, everyone is so, if you're not blonde. You're not white and you tall basically Yeah, yeah, and so he is and then he's also got either the filters or he's got that's Crazy and he's on he's high as fuck. It's a deep fried. Yeah, yeah Yeah, and then his look at those little eyebrows at the end. Yes, the grooming is all I love the grooming I love that he goes over the top with the grooming. And he's like showing up the watch. Is he like, it's not even close to ending the video. And he's like, we up out of here. So you're like, wait a minute. Are you just saying that randomly? Yeah. You're not, you're not done. He's talking, he's taking like, yeah, he's talking, he's

stealing like black culture. Yeah. But he's Italian and Utah. What is he, what's the vibe? And who is he trying to fuck? Is the other thing cool? I guess everybody. And it's nonsense. Like, it just talks in circles. That's my favorite part. He's like, it's a good day. So have a good day, but have a good day and be responsible.

Woo! Like, you didn't make any sense, bro. This is the most Gen Z, like, addition to the pantheon. Yeah. Because he has that, like, he is an entertainer first and foremost. First and foremost, when he cares about. And he's the other guys are sexual deviants for the foremost who have to begrudgingly capture

how horny they are on camera. He loves being in front of the camera. Almost. Being horny is almost secondary to performance here, which is a very interesting thing. And his narcissism is that he just wants to be admired. Exactly, exactly. There's not like the other, you know,

Norman, you can tell that guy is getting a true sexual thrill out of his fat tits, right? But I don't know if this guy, you could, you could tell, like I can imagine Norman getting like, you know, like some real big up his ass. You know what I mean? And being like, crying, but he's smiling. You know, you see little real big up is asked. You know what I mean? And being like, crying, but he's smiling.

You know, you see little glint in his eye? You know that guy's good to go. This guy would actually be interested to watch have sex because I don't think he'd be that good at it. I don't think so. I think we're losing something with how the generation is trying to be, it's so performative that we've lost that animalistic warning.

I think the authenticity is what's lacking here. I can't exactly. It's not marketing and no meat. Exactly. Yeah. I do crack in a couple of cutters. I've already went through a 12 pack, but we are out of here.

I'm about to go give me another six. You know what I'm saying? It is a weekend. Cheers everybody. Drink responsibly. You know, take your hovers. You know, take'm saying? It is a weekend. Cheers everybody. Drink responsibly. You know, take your uvers. Take your uvers. You know, caps on because you know, it's all about drinking responsibly. Yeah. Oh, yeah, brother. You know, take your uvers. Take your caps. Do not drink and drive this weekend. No. Don't do it. It's bad. Anyways, we are buddy. Got me a coat on and we, you know, we're doing it.

I'm moving that baby. Let's do it. Yeah, we're doing 2020. You're right around the corner. This guy rocks. It's cracks is also the best is that you're saying absolutely nothing. Nothing. You know, feeling dead about it here. We move in and grooving. You know, I'm staying drive be responsible Yeah, I don't think he's Italian. I think he seems like the kind of guy who's Hispanic and pretending to be Italian Yeah, I mean the one thing of substance that he said is to be responsible Take your ubers your ubers. Yeah, don't ring and drive and then

Just got out baby. So like tell me let's go. Oh Yes drive and then we're moving to do this. Don't move in the doing this That's make any sense that's a lamb like fuck yeah, yeah I did a week Yeah, man, you know, I just want to say The reason why I'm wearing this fucking yellow fucking weird thing As my ass is gonna be doing community service Oh fuck yeah, it's not awesome this guy rocks it sure. Yeah, it's always the weekend too Like he's just got simple needs. He just wants to get faded and party on the weekends. Yeah, I mean, not around with that.

This feels like a guy who gets turned out very shortly after these videos get posted. This feels like he's going to be selling boy pussy soon. Yes, it does. You know, like it just, I just want to say, if you guys see me up on the freeway, picking up trash and all this bullshit, feel free to hunt your home. You're not feel free to say, hey, Tony Jones. See me up on the freeway picking up trash and all this bullshit You know This is awesome this one's the best one because yeah, he finally there's cracks in the armor in this one Yes, where it's like you see he's self-conscious about

Community service and he's trying to get ahead of it. Exactly. He's trying to be like, that's a very issue. You see me doing community service. I'm I'm I love it. Yeah. It's like and in his head will be like they probably saw my video not they're honking at me because I'm a vagrant on the side of the road. I'm trying to repair my death to society. 500% with going on. He's setting up a very minimal protection for his weak mind.

Exactly. He does it. He's like, he's broken ego at this point. He needs plausible deniability. Yes. He's not being mocked. I put it out there. I got ahead of it.

You know what, King? I'm flaming gay. Yeah. You were a cover up this whole time. We are buddies. I'm actually gay flaming it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you were a cover up this whole time We are body I'm actually gay So you know what under the next time I'm gonna go on a date with her what a heart is going to not This whole time Katie you were a cover up. Maybe we are

Cover up Katie because I'm gay Face is kind of Guys that real yeah You know what people don't know me for the real me Dude I hate when the guy makes those anxiety attacks You know I got bad ADHD They don't know me for me at all I got some nice ass fucking teeth I got some nice small fucking attributes

You know nobody wants to hire me Everybody thinks I'm a motherfucking criminal Which I'm not I was wrongfully accused And I don't motherfucking criminal, which I'm not. I was wrongfully accused. And I don't have a criminal fucking record. So anyways, I'm doing this video just saying, hey, fuck the law, fuck the law. I'm like, yeah.

So it's a fun ride though, right? Yeah, yeah. So he fully, like I was joking, I don't know we'd have the whole narrative. 100% he's on fucking amphedomines. And he's about to start sucking dick for meth. Like so. Yeah, you nailed it.

Wow, you really called that. Yeah, that was good. I can feel it. I can feel it coming through. He also is definitely gay. Yeah, from the jump, he's been homosexual. Sure, but yeah, you can tell. But he doesn't have a D.

Doesn't have a D. Well, we don't know. He knows. He said though about, he just says he's a ladies man, he doesn't say his dick is hard or not. We'll see. We'll find out. We'll find out if his dick is hard. Hopefully he brings that up.

We're turning. There's something too that we just covered in the last one, but it's so exciting to me. We're just so loud. Jesus. Do you follow humans of New York? I haven't followed them. But you know that, yeah.

It was a huge Facebook thing that still have some moments. Let me see here. So it's like shit like this, right? Photo of somebody. And it's just a little recap, like a summary. This one is like, I used to say I like to watch TikTok or YouTube, but I don't really like to describe myself that way anymore because if you think about it,

that's not really something you do. Something that pulls you in. Maybe you feel connected, like I know this person, but I don't really like to describe myself that way anymore because if you think about it, that's not really something you do. Something that pulls you in. Made me feel connected. Like I know this person, but I don't really know them at all. And you're like, okay, that's like kind of a cool snippet of summary of this person's moment. An old couple on a subway,

and it turns out they met at a Chinese restaurant in the East Village 40 years ago. There you go. They always have a cute little narrative. Can you pull up the image of, I actually, so this is, I'm purposely not giving you the text on the screen and I actually want you to read his quote. Okay, great. I have it for you.

I have it for you. What do you feel? Because I'm very into it. You are into it. Yeah, you kind of nailed it with Tony John. I'm curious to see. I mean, clearly, is he HIV positive? That should be. He know he might be. That is a look of, it doesn't kill us anymore. Yeah, that's like, I was skinny. I was at the bottom, but I've been fucking working out it that there's hope for you if you get it Like that's like that. I have my power

Like I'm into our 60s exactly like that's kind of that was kind of that are like trans vibes I thought that he might be a trans man. I can see trans yeah, I could see trans man Here's the thing his actual quote is so amazing. Is he a former white supremacist? That could be that too. It does feel like, and the look is like, hate is actually ignorance. Yeah, yes, yes, yes.

And I learned. I mean, we got a black friend now, he's behind me wearing a retro outfit. Yeah. Okay, yeah, I'd love to read this. So I kind of, I struck out, you read this out loud. Great. And this whole thing is what's posted next to his photo.

And it's so amazing that I just, we can't stop talking about it. But this is real, that we didn't write this. Okay. We'll show you that it's actually on this screen. All right. All right, you go ahead. Rub, rub, rub. Like porn star level sex.

Ever since I was a teenager, I worked as an exotic dancer for a long time I used to have long red hair. I've been on the cover of romance novels and I've also been gifted with great hands I once wrote a book called the extension of the female orgasm. I lost it in an old computer but we know it's to say I can make things happen with the human body. I'm kind of lucky downstairs and I've done the work. There's pumps and stuff that can make your ding, ding, ding, thicker longer, but mainly I've been gifted with the willingness to listen. When women give you guidance and you're willing to listen, there's no limit to what you can do. I once provided thousands of orgasms over a five year period without ejaculating a single time.

It's called Montac Chia's microcosmic orbital energy raising. It's a Taoist lovemaking technique where you don't release your seed. You put all your vital energies back into you and spiral your electric body to create a powerful connection. Too powerful, honestly. It needs to be disclosed

because most people don't even realize you can take sex way deeper into an abyss of orgasmic pleasure. It's intergalactic. If you do it properly, but there's a dark side. One time I went to somebody's house that I hadn't seen for two years. We were just having dinner, but then I go to the bathroom and I open the vanity mirror, which I know I shouldn't do. But I did, and there's an altar to me with all these pictures of different candles. I had to learn that I was hurting people emotionally spiritually and even physically. That's awesome.

Because they're probably never going to reach that level with someone else. Just me. My dick is so good it'll ruin a bitch's life when I take it away. I'll have this bitch buying tea candles, and I ate by 10 glossy headshot of me. Imagine having the perfect steak at your favorite restaurant,

then eating nothing but dirty sock soup for the rest of your life. I never wanted to hurt people. I love people. I'm trying to be a better person, and part of being a better person is to put the other person's feelings first. So now I tell people right from the start, the complete honest truth. You're an amazing person and enchantingly beautiful, but I'd rather just be friends instead of having Amazing sex that is probably gonna make you hate me Out of control just humble just this guy that this is legit. What is this the comments? The comments are fucking incredible

Oh, yeah, can we see the comments? I mean Like come on the guys audacity that is fucking wild. I can't believe and yeah that look What happened here with this fucking guy? He said he used to be a he used to be a stripper And then he was on the cover of romance novels. He was so attractive like he's like I'm so attractive I'm so sir. This is a Wendy's yeah, yeah, my the other one thing. He's being genuine. Not just attractive. I'm so, sir, this is a Wendy's. Yeah. Yeah. My other one thing, he's being genuine, not just looking, tuning his own horn. Yes.

Yeah. Poor and star level sex. Oh yeah, you know, when someone's scared and has to fuck for money, when someone's been ripped from their family in Bulgaria, the cold she could get a visa. And then when she gets here, the guy's like, suck my dick for shelter.

The words Taoism in Ding Ding could be separated by a minimum of 1,000 words. You wanna gain my trust. An alter to this guy, that's fucking hysterical. Now, he's got almost nothing, he can't have anything else going on, right? I don't know. This is true and he's this good at fucking.

He must have no other. But that's the thing is that I was like really going on, right? I don't know. This is true, and he's this good at fucking. He must have no other. But that's the thing is that I was like really leaning on. It's like in comedy. Yeah. The person who goes, I'm so fucking funny. I'm the funny, I'm the man. Like, you're like, this person is going to try. Yeah, yeah.

And all the really funny people never do that. No, no. Somehow, I just got gay. I've seen and heard of this dude not in the sexual way but in a decent way in a decent guy. He has an animal rescue organization and always downtown with like eight or nine dogs would have never known his name on instas. Is that a real name? Let's find him. Oh is that him? That can't be that be awesome. Bro is that him? That's his jack

No, that's not great. It's gonna have that's him. He's got the tattoo. Oh Wow, so he's a fucking door. He's a rescue guy. That's pretty cool girls come any treats. Yeah, he takes care of dogs Wow, maybe I'll see hold on he might actually I know He might actually be that good a foot. That's him Yeah, and he's got him look the guys Jack. He's totally jacked He probably and if he's got a hard big ass dick and he loves animals and like Buddhism You should learn that was him wherever the fuck that is But they I mean the copy is insane the copy is insane, but you know what? Let's see does he is he talking?

Is it adorable The copy isn't saying, but you know what? Let's see, is he talking? Good morning, Scott. But mine, mine is adorable. Mine? Mine? Mine. Oh, look at this. Look at this. Look at Mr. Climbup. Oh, what a cute one. If you got tired of fucking thousands of chicks,

you know what you could probably get into next? Dog. Fucking dogs. Oh, is there a sinister part to Rex canine rescue? Is this how he stays good friends with all these women by fucking all these German Shaper's don't give the dog food off your plate? Here's another here's another massage and his take on this oh he's doing the fuck the fuck up He's doing the good raises that make you be able to fuck better

Yeah, this makes, this is awesome. This is incredible. This is exactly what the guy who wrote that does the gym. He does, like, those hip thrusts. The hip thrust. Oh, fuck yeah, that's a lot. He's doing, oh my gosh.

That's an unnecessary amount of weight too. Like to get to work this out. And you know what I need to do. You know what else that means though? He'll fuck a fat bitch too. Yeah, you sure will. And he definitely has and he's definitely done awesome. Oh, and that's why they're obsessed with him

because he's fucking nasty fat. I think so. I'm looking at everybody. Who does it say? So that's why they're like, oh my god, you're so amazing. Maybe he's not fucking hot chicks. Well, there is something to also to the type of person who makes an alter.

Maybe we're talking about a fat, wicking type bitch. You know what I mean? Like we got a little girl. I always get ready for her right there. Oh, fuck. I don't like that. Yeah, he's banging through the corner. Here's the deal. Here's the deal.

Anybody that's into dogs, I think they're good people. I think so too. And here's the good person. I was gonna say the misogynist spin on this is, if you're training dogs, you're probably, you could probably sexually train a bunch of dumb women.

They're sorry. You treat women like dogs. I'm trying to be nice. There's something dominant in down here and yeah. It's in the fight. I will say this, if his thing is banging, if he was banging like fives

Yeah, that makes sense then getting caught totally obsessed on him makes a lot of sense You know what I think about this guy. I think he bangs through the whole scale of the whole all that goes one through ten Yeah, and probably pretty evenly distributed. You're probably right But I'm saying five and below. It's trying. Yeah. Yes. But also here's the other thing really hot because there is a beauty to this guy. To the next that he just is who he is. Right. Right. He's not putting on airs. No. There's no desperation. He's not doing any hello Julius. No. This guy's like hello. I'd love to take you out. This guy's like this guy legitimately. He's gotten to the point of his life.

We're a beautiful massage talking to him. he's like, I can't fuck you. Even if she hasn't brought it up, he's already thinking like, she's gonna be sad when I tell her I can't fuck her. Like, that's where he is in his head. And so I think, if you come at someone with that kind of level of, even if it's unearned, but that kind of level of like blind confidence,

hot women don't usually get that because most people don't approach hot women. So I think he's even, probably he's in the mix for getting even very hot women. If you just treat them like they're not on a pedestal, which I think this guy treats everyone exactly the same. Dog versus like, so is your take on this that this is genuine?

I actually am fully, I'm fully of, I'm on this guy side right now. Okay, he's on the subway here. Let's see what, if you- I love to see a throwback. I love to see you house in my cut, house in my cut, house in my cut going. Oh, what's going on? Good.

Great workout. At the gym. Oh, Rhett. Now, raise candy store. Oh, raise candy store. Time for abs. That plays awesome. Is it?

Yeah. I can't wait that. He's always sticking his tongue out. I hate that. I fucking hate that shit on. I hate heart hands and I hate sticking my tongue out. Yeah. I can't.

I don't show the thing about it. It is truly insane. So there we go. It's the first sexual thing we've seen. Okay, but it's more of a sexual connection. It's art. It's more, yeah, that's true. Do you service?

Okay. Okay. What is he doing more hip thrust? He's not always doing. He's like, I will fuck you through the ceiling. This guy is fucking. 540. Do you serve us? Okay. Okay. What is he doing more hip thrust? Is that all he's doing? He's like, I will fuck you through the ceiling. This guy is fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking I feel like fucked up. That he has a lot of eyes. Yeah, that feels like a rude. Well, maybe he had ED, you know. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So, but he's saying that he won't even fuck bitches now

because he doesn't want to upset them. Well, look, I'll say this, Rex. I hope you read it. I hope you read it. I hope you read it. I'll Rex is doing his first. There is bitches. With them standing on the bar.

Is that what they're doing? They're standing on the bar. He's like, oh, fuck, you got it got this is definitely a flex of his sexual prowess. 100%. It's it. It's it's implies an implicit sexual flex. Yeah. And then it has them going. Wow. I bet he could really. That's pretty cool. No joke. Respect. Yeah. Rex has won me fully over. You're a big Rex fan.

That fucking look. We got to reach out to Rex. Absolutely. You gotta have this guy on. You gotta be kind of a monster. You gotta be kind of a monster. And I wanna hear about this Astrol banging that he can deal.

Yeah, that's true. We didn't even get into that. Yeah. He can fuck you into a different dimension. Yeah. And he didn't nut for five years. See, that's the thing, this guy has this kind of, this is what I don't think he's lying. You think it's genuine?

I think he's actually didn't nut for five years or wherever the fuck he said. Yeah. Damn. At least for a long time, longer than I've ever not nutted. I'll tell you that much. Five years is a long time. That's too long.

Especially if you're actually having sex. That's different. I want you to let it... I want you to let it... A five-year period without ejaculating a single time. Yeah. Well. I want you to let it... I want you to let it... I want you to let it... I want you to let it... I want you to let it... I want you to let it...

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I want you to let it... I want you to let it... I want you to let it... I want you to let it... I want you to let it... I want you to let it... I lost in a computer. I wrote a book about making girls bust. And it's gone in the computer. It's in an old computer somewhere. I would love this. There's nothing, no Google Drive, no nothing rich. I need to read that. It's crazy. It's called Montacchia's Micro Cosmic Orbital.

Is that anything? Can we Google that? We know that. Yeah, because we know a guy who teaches that actually. We really do. What a role the Dex this show has. Yeah, this guy. This guy, let me...

So his name is Rex, and he's in the dogs. I never would have guessed. We thought Eric was his name, and that he worked at Whole Foods or had something to do with Whole Foods. It's all seen in my health. I can really see, though, being a guy who's whole face. I can see the whole face. I can see the whole face. I can see the whole face. I can see the whole face. I can see the whole face.

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I can see the whole face. I can see the whole face. I can see the whole face. I can see the whole face. I can see the whole face. I can see the whole face. Biar kita berkata, kita berkata, kata, kata, kata, kata, kata, kata, kata, kata, kata, kata, kata, kata, kata, kata, kata, kata, kata, kata, kata, kata, kata, kata, kata, kata, kata, kata, kata, kata, kata, kata, kata, kata, kata, kata, kata, kata, kata, kata, kata, kata, kata, kata, kata, kata, kata, kata, kata, kata, kata, kata, kata, kata, kata, kata, kata, kata, kata, kata, kata, kata, kata, kata, kata, kata, kata, kata, kata, kata, kata, kata, kata, kata, kata, kata, kata, kata, kata, kata, kata, kata, kata, kata, kata, kata, kata, kata, kata, kata, kata, kata, kata, kata, kata, kata, kata, kata, kata, kata, kata, kata, kata, kata, kata, kata, kata, kata, kata, kata, kata, kata, kata, kata, kata, kata, kata, kata, kata, kata, kata, kata, kata, kata, kata, kata, kata, kata, kata, kata, kata, kata, kata, kata, kata, kata, kata, kata, kata, kata, kata, kata, kata, kata, kata, k Mereka pilihan, banyak orang mereka tak ada kelihatan. Mereka pilihan dan awak nampakkan kembali dan awak nampakkan kembali. Awak nampakkan kembali. Sama-sama, terdapatkan kelihatan. Mereka pilihan 50 tahun. Sebab kita membuat mereka kuat dan tidak sensitif. 50 tahun, satu seberna. 50x, 1 rai say.

50x, 2 rai say. 50x, 5x, 5x, 5x, 5x, 5x, 5x, 5x, 5x, 5x, 5x, 5x, 5x, 5x, 5x, 5x, 5x, 5x, 5x, 5x, 5x, 5x, 5x, 5x, 5x, 5x, 5x, 5x, 5x, 5x, 5x, 5x, 5x, 5x, 5x, 5x, 5x, 5x, 5x, 5x, 5x, 5x, 5x, 5x, 5x, 5x, 5x, 5x, 5x, 5x, 5x, 5x, 5x, 5x, 5x, 5x, 5x, 5x, 5x, 5x, 5x, 5x, 5x, 5x, 5x, 5x, 5x, 5x, 5x, 5x, 5x, 5x, 5x, 5x, 5x, 5x, 5x, 5x, 5x, 5x, 5x, 5x, 5x, 5x, 5x, 5x, 5x, 5x, 5x, 5x, 5x, 5x, 5x, 5x, 5x, 5x, 5x, 5x, 5x, 5x, 5x, 5x, 5x, 5x, 5x, 5x, 5x, 5x, 5x, 5x, 5x, 5x, 5x, 5x, 5x, 5x, 5x, 5x, 5x, 5x, 5x, 5x, 5x, 5x, 5x, 5x, 5x, 5x, 5x, 5x, 5x, 5x, 5x, 5x,, all right. If you're not traveling the knife, there's the number one. Number two, you have to, when many chakalations, the pressure of the chakalation is from the prostacan contracting. Okay, so I'm exercising that. You exercise that one. And for people who have prostacan, so on and off, or problem,

this one will solve the problem. Okay, just that contract. But you need 300 times. 300 strokes you gotta do. 300 strokes, I'm sorry, but you need to say, when you do it until you feel okay, sir. Oh really? Yes, okay, sir.

Okay, sir, good. Okay, congratulations. Right. So you feel. We've got a calculation, see? So you see, when you do it, when you get it, it's very quick. Two to three times, you get it.

You see, when you do it, when you get it, it's very quick. Two to three times you get it. Huh. Huh. Huh. Huh. Huh. When you speak, it's all guessing coming up. Huh.

Huh. Huh. Good stuff. That's awesome. Tom wants me to have sex with this guy. I want to, I want to have sex with him. I get it. That would be awesome.

That's like Yoda being good at lightsabers. Yeah. You never think Yoda is a mighty warrior. This guy probably can make you bust in ways you haven't even seen. I'm saying I'm trying to hook you up. Trying to hook you up. You guys try to open it up. No. We have him. Yes. Only with Asian mystics. Yes. But how does the guy come without bustin? Because isn't that the nature of it? That's what it means. Telling you that you're feeling like an internal or an illness.

And I love to find out. Try, will you try this on top of having sex with a man? If he's cute. Will you sharpen your knife? I, the problem with the sharpening my knife, I love it in theory, but I just have such a hard time sticking to a routine. So I think I would do it probably for three days

and then I would just get bored. Like I just started brushing my teeth at 30. Like when I turned 31 is when I started brushing my teeth. Sorry what? So it's been like the last three years of my life. Seriously? When I lost my tooth I was like, I should start taking care of these. And so it's been,

that's wild. I just started flossing this year. That's more normal than you think. A lot of people will fuss, but you just never brush your teeth at all. I do now, no I do now. But before, when I was in my 20s I would do them like, I have a couple of times a week. Really? I mean yeah, my, I do now. But I'm saying before. When I was in my 20s, I would do them like every couple times a week.

Really? I mean, yeah, my teeth were fucked up. And then did you get them, you know, checked on? Yeah. And they were fine. Wow. I mean, I had one, obviously I lost the tooth that I didn't have for a while. But no big deal until, and then once I started losing my teeth, I was like, I mean, also,

you gotta remember, my dentist in Greek town in Baltimore was just like, also the guy who owned the diner. Like, he was such a piece, like, actually, may he rest in peace? He's actually dead now, but he's a good guy. He wasn't a piece of shit, sorry. Good guy, I still love the diner.

But there was definitely times where it's like, this guy's not doing shit. You know what I mean? Where it was like, the only time we'd ever really goes, like if somebody got their teeth knocked out or when your parents are so overworked, they don't have time to be like, they would say brush your teeth and you'd be like,

okay, these wouldn't shit. We used to be like, no, and then my mom would make us brush our teeth and then I'd just be like, oh, I already did. She'd be like, okay, good, because she's working to top. Sure, tired. So, yeah, when I turned 30 years old, is, I already did. She'd be like, okay, good, because she's working to top. Sure, tired. So, yeah, when I turned 30 years old,

is when I started watching my team. I'm gonna step this up. Yeah. So that's why I don't think I can commit to sharpening the knife every day. Gotcha, fair enough. But I'll give it a little while. It's a wild ride for not sharpening.

Like, you know, you can see me like, I was like, why? And then you tell us that and like, oh yeah, that's a good reason. I'm just not a guy, you know, routine is hard for me to install. I believe it. I think there's like, you know, things I have to work on.

I'm emotionally drained, right? But I loved, I loved if somebody could do it for me. Like if I had a massage therapist come in and sharpen my knife, that could be arranged. That would be cool. That would be cool. Yeah, that would be easy to do. Sure.

It could be this guy. It's not a sexual thrill for me. I want to get my knife sharp. Yeah, you don't want to nuts with it. You actually don't want to nut. Yeah, no, Sure. It could be this guy. It's not a sexual thrill for me. Yeah, I want to get my knife sharp. Yeah, you don't want to not. You actually don't want to not. Yeah, no, it can be helpful for this guy. This guy, you're like, and if you do not, you know, that we found some else out.

Yeah, he's good. All right, go to Stavvy.biz. Stavvy.biz for dates. Where are you going? We're going to, can we pull it up, fellas? Because I don't know, remember. But I have a couple. So the, it starts actually in London. I'm going to be in London in Amsterdam in September. And then after that, we're in Cincinnati, Columbus, Cleveland, Baltimore, the craziest thing in my life, I sold out so many at the

Lyric, which is where I saw Chris Rock perform as a kid. I call it. Holy shit. Dude, it's insane. Yeah, we. I totally shit dude. It's insane. Yeah, we sold up four so far. That's amazing. Detroit Grand Rapids, Philly or Landau Tampa. Wow. Nice. Milwaukee, Kansas, all the stuff.

And then we're ending the fall tour at the Beacon Theatre in New York. So amazing tips. Yeah, I can't, I mean, this is, this tour is crazy. The special was crazy. But please buy your tickets. About half the tickets are gone. I'd love to just sell this shit out and not have to worry about it.

But yeah, and then hopefully the special will come out in the fall right around the end of that tour, or maybe in the middle of the tour, or something like that. So yeah, and then I'm also my YouTube channel. If you guys just want to see more of me, I have put up stand up all the time. I put a free crowd work special up there and and then Stavvy's World of Podcasts. Which is going good. The last time I was here, we were just starting it, and it's been like six, seven months, and it's going really well.

Congrats, you're killing it, dude. It's amazing. We're big fans. Yeah, we love you, back to our house. Excited for you. Yeah, proud of you, excited for you. This is really great stuff. Go see Stavvy, and thank you for coming.

Of course. Anytime. It's Mommy. Literally, I love you. We'll have some cute guys for you to check out. Very soon, I can't wait. I can't wait. Bye, course. Anytime. Literally. We'll have some chukas for you to check out. Very soon. I can't wait.

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