Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura - Exhibitionist w/ Lauren Compton | Your Mom's House Ep. 713

Episode Date: June 21, 2023

Check out the newest podcast out of YMH Studios “First Date with Lauren Compton!” Episodes come out every Tuesday at 7am CT on YouTube and everywhere you can listen to podcasts!Welcome to another action packed episode of Your Moms house Podcast with Tom Segura and Christina P! There’s too much disrespect coming from the booth, we have a “Who Done It” mystery, and we get tips from a cool guy and where to get the best wife! The main mommies review the old school Batman movie with Michael Keaton and Jack Nicholson, Horrible or Hilarious, and McDonalds AND Enny discovers that being healthy is NOT cap!We then welcome comedian, influencer, and newest addition to YMH Studios, Lauren Compton! We go over Tom’s red flags when he started dating Christina, the main mommy’s 15 year anniversary coming up, and Gen Z’s newest slang! Lauren talks about getting cheated on, we watch Kevin Samuels, talk about revenge d*ck and run through some cool guys!https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinaponline.com/tour-dateshttps://store.ymhstudios.com/https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast

This week on your mom's house, hold on, let me tell her, let me tell her as a woman. Shut the fuck up Tom. Yeah, woman, don't. It's getting you a tet suck, right? I call my boyfriend daddy. You do? I do. Well, we call each other mommy. I'm sure there are so many. That's weird. There are so many. I can't really throw stones now, can I?

Yeah. Welcome, welcome to your mom's house. Welcome to another episode of your mom's cabinet. And we are here and excited about the show today. We have great things to show you to talk about. Great guest is going to be a good one. Let me begin by saying, why are you giving me shit about my T-shirts

and how I wear them? Ooh. No, I was giving you accolades for wearing it cool this time. What? How does he normally wear them? Tom likes to tuck in his shirts into like his pants. What are you talking about? And it looks weird, weird to shit.

What is up with you and tucking shirts? Are you at the top? I'm just saying. First of all, I had a shirt on last week, T-shirt. There wasn't tucked in. He doesn't tuck it. I was kind of saving it, like I was waiting to see if the pattern emerged and it looks like it did.

I was like, oh dude, congratulations. I'm shifting the shirt. I don't have my T-shirts. I don't recall you tucking in your shirt. When's your next chiro adjustment? You are not gonna be involved in that. You're not turning me into the YMH handicap. When are you doing it, what are you doing next?

That depends on when my back gets tweaked. It's not like a everyday thing. Do you have somebody you like here though? Yes. I wouldn't trust you. I'd like to meet them. I don't think you would like them. Why?

I'm not gonna say it on Mike, but he is not art like he's just One of the I'm just gonna go ahead and pump the brakes right now. I feel like I don't want to really really Well, what type of person? Yeah, personality sucks, but he's good with his hands. Okay. Alright. Alright. Alright. Alright. Alright. Alright. Alright. Alright.

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And I wouldn't let it out of the house like that. Because I said something and then you stopped tucking the men. Oh my God, I would never let you out of the house like a dork like that. You did at least twice. Twice in how long? I mean, it was a while ago, but you did it frequently close together

and then you stopped because I think I said something. I was doing something with the Jews call it mits for and helping Wow? Wow? Wow That's for that I'll say you're welcome. Wow. He's feeling really feeling himself. Yeah, he even He even was like oh, I do what the Jews call a mits that like he's now identifying with his tribe. Yeah, claiming the good parts unreal Jesus Christ. Yeah, I don't know what to make of this new dog with this confidence like he's now identifying with his tribe and claiming the good parts, unreal. Jesus Christ. Yeah, I don't know what to make of this new dog for this confidence.

I don't know what to do for this nice and a dog just helping people out, looking good. Yeah, it is. Yeah. Yeah. Stupid. Jews! Jews!

All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. Tom, you've gotten soft. You're too nice to an adove, and I think I know why. Why?

You haven't gone into battle lately. You and I have been spending time together at night, and you've lost your edge. You need to go back to fallujah. Thank you for saying something. I do miss it. I miss my brothers. There's this part of you that's just I'm just a patriot, you know, and I do this. I do it for the right reasons. I take a pledge. I pledge to know I do it. I do it because I love this country. I know you do.

Yeah, I'm gonna get back out there. All this time in the civilian world has made you. Yeah, lose my edge. Yes, you would never let the dog talk to you like time in the civilian world has made you lose my edge. Yes. You would never let Nadal have talked to you like that in the past when you were in battle. Yeah, I'm going to tuck my shirt in when I go into battle. Of course. That's a bad look. No, it's not. The bad look.

What? The enemy is going to be like, look at this guy with his tucked in shirt. Let's get him first. Yeah, dude. Our uniforms are not loose and flowing out. It's a ridiculous, man. It's not the beach going into battle. Maybe you should say something to your, you know,

sergeant or whatever, be like, hey, this looks bad. You wouldn't survive 15 fucking seconds in combat with that attitude. Tell him, Tommy. Yeah. Tell him, babe, living off MREs. It's fucking ridiculous.

He's so fucking. Did they let you in the military. They don't right? Yeah, if they HKM down enough they do yeah. HK. Yeah, they do their fucking formula and then they let them in. Oh, that's the fucking line now. Moaded. Stop it. What does that stand for? I don't know. Something shit you said. Yeah, I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not.

I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not.

I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not.

I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I took a couple chips out and then left the bag open on the chip tray and all the rest of them were stale cause I was gonna be a sport and just eat the already open bag as to not waste. They were stale as fuck and I'd like to know which one of you animals did that? This is like a snack size bag, like an individual bag.

A tiny bag. Who did that? Someone in here, well let me ask, have you ever eaten those Tom? No. Seriously, because I first might- What are we talking about, Fritos? Chili, the chili flavored Frito.

At first I thought it was any, because I'm like, that's something sneaky that any would do. Something that I would do, actually first, I would be the jerk to do it. But it wasn't me. Then I thought, any, he denied it. And then I thought, you, that's kind of a all-er-war time guy move. I was gonna say, I mean, Christina, that has you, Rudy. All over it, but I would take credit for it.

I would take full ownership. You asked me if I've ever eaten this. Because of any thought it was you as well. Yeah. I thought it would have been you. Why do you think that was me? Just because it wasn't worth the time. You know, just like, I, oh, time for this. Yeah.

You feel like, yeah. It's like, walk around like you own the place, you know? Ooh, they're getting balls off. I mean, he's like, you need to put the kabach on this ship. Right now. Last week it was like, I don't even know why you support or like me. And then today, it's, you know, I've time for this shit.

You just throw it on this one. Brother, they're getting this level of disrespect, Tom, you gonna take that? No, I think we need, what's the opposite of taking your stuff on a vacation? Right. That's what we need to do. Right.

Yeah. You're a colonel in the military. You don't have time for this shit. These soldiers need to respect you. But then you know who any brought up it might be. And it makes perfect sense Which one of your fattest friends? Bart. Yeah, that's definitely a Bart move. That's a Bart move like he opened it And then you probably like how long you think this the ship was here weeks because I tried to eat it and it was so stale

That bad. Yeah, so it's been weeks, dude They're all people are looking at an open bag of chip though for weeks It's come away. That was it was like crumpled like this Oh, and then I went to open it was already been open wait a minute so fully open are you saying somebody buried it in the chips? Yeah To make it like make it look like it wasn't open. Yeah, like they mashed it down That's so much more work than just throwing it in the trash Yeah, I don't understand that move but to put it in the trash is wasteful. It does feel very barren

Right, you know what I will say what? There is someone that we don't know about yet. Oh Yeah, I think it's a new guy that could be a real new guy move It is but it's like no you wouldn't do you just throw everyone should just throw them away That's a throw away thing to do, you know? Throw away, throw away, throw away the trash. Come on everybody. Let's throw away the trash.

Yeah. So. I'm not retarded. I think it's Bart. And if it's not, Bart could be Gamba. Is it Gamba weird enough to do something like that? Gamba's weird enough to rationalize it. Here's the thing about Bart is that you would either get a real clear, like, yeah, did that mirror?

Or he'd be like, no, I don't know. Maybe. I could have. No, maybe I't know, maybe. Could have, I, no. Maybe I didn't like them. Like, he actually would be like, it's possible and not recollect, unless he has a clear recollection.

Sure, sure, sure, sure. But there's holes in his brain. Malcolm. It couldn't be Gamba, because Gamba's too clean. Gamba's true. I'll vouch for that. Yeah. I kind of still think it might have been Christina.

I feel like it should be me, I agree Chad, but I would take credit if I don't mind. Do you remember having had them before? Have you had them before? I didn't even know we had tiny chips until today, which is why I was still, because I was like, tiny chips. You haven't. You haven't had these before though?

You're the opposite. No, never. I would have loved to have tiny chips before. Yeah, it wasn't her. If she had said I've had them before, but you hundred percent forgot that you knew this. And then I forgot that I had done it, but I swear to God, it's the first time I've had them All right, well listen, I know Chad. I agree. It's got me written on will start Dustin for Prince you held on to the back

That's the trash I threw it away. I got a pretty cool opener for you. You ready to go? Let's go. Oh, no Hey guys, where are you gonna get this? Here never in the US say all of me a word. Oh, I know. Love Colombia. Ha ha ha ha! Always Randy. Don't bring anyone up into this.

No, Bob and the fuck is that! So cool. No, no, no, no. Welcome to your farmhouse. With Tom Segura, Tom. So cool. And Christina Pajit's in And Christina's in Welcome to your mom's house

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He's got bad filler or bone talks or whatever. Crazy teeth. He's got crazy choppers. See all of the immor. Yeah. That's got bad filler or both talks or ever crazy teeth. He's got crazy choppers Yeah, that's uh that is like oh no Poor yeah, I know and she's like hey, help. I hope you help me get out of my That's what it what it's true There's the profile picture. Oh, Jesus. What are you talking to?

If it's too white, they look like bones. It makes you look like a skeleton or face. They're too big and too white. You can't get them too white. And you're too old to have teeth like that. You look crazy. Get your teeth up, but make them look real. Yeah, those are bad veneers.

This guy, when he times... Oh, it looks like Fire Marshall Bill. He looks fucking insane. It looks terrible. What do you think the difference is between Colombia and the Philippines for these guys? Well, Colombia's a lot closer. The flight's going to be a lot of fun.

Yeah, it's easier to get to. Yeah. I don't like to spend too much time getting to my ladies. Yeah, I don't know, man. Culturally, I'm sure there's, yeah, they're closer to us, you know, the little bit more danger down there. The Columbia, I see, I don't want to feel, fear for my life a little bit, you know.

I don't know. Yeah, because I'd love to hear these cool guys give an analysis. Like why is it Columbia over the Philippines? I'll be getting pussy in all countries and I'll tell you something. Columbia's got it going on. I don't know. I have no idea.

I have no idea. But he's definitely cool as fuck. It's such a cool thing to do. That poor girl. That smooth ass face on his top. Let's see him talk again. He's so gross. Oh God.

Hey guys, where you get this? Over here, never in the US say all of me a word. All of me a word. Columbia. Columbia. Hey guys, so is this for like the fucking chat thread? You know? What?

Hey guys, like who are you talking to? I don't know, dude. Guys, you know gross. It's just so gross. It's a bummer, dude. Where are you gonna get this? Never in the US. Yeah, because women are too smart

or whatever can make their own money here. They wouldn't be you. Yeah. Like they have options. Right. Only here because you have a hundred dollars. You asked.

Yeah. I know it's. I was fucking crazy. Yep. Yep. But I'm telling you, these guys don't see it that way. Yeah. He'll be like, no, she really likes me. They really like you more.

Yeah, she really likes me. I like. You have to bring him up in every episode. It's greatest guy ever. Love him. You're so obsessed with your voice, right? So what? Let him live.

Let my man cook. Yeah, he does what he does, I know. Okay, that's very cool. Speaking of cool guys, we watched the OG Batman from 1989. Here's the thing, I remembered watching that and loving it, right? But I was 10, 10 years old when this comes out.

And I just thought, oh, I think I hadn't seen a movie that cool at that, right? It just stood out as like, this is a fucking banger of a movie. Watching it again all these years later, I didn't realize how much it was like paying homage to the throwback era of the 60s, like the throwback era, like the 60s, like the television show. Until I watch it with adult eyes, I was like, oh, it's like, it's paying its respect to that the whole time.

Sure, so a little more cartoony. Yeah, it's totally cartoony. Got shot to the ground. Boom, boom. Like, and like all the way that the Joker dust things is like cartoonish. I like it. Yeah, it's more exaggerated playfulness.

It's not like, No, it's corny, it's a little corny. But you know what I liked? Is that Batman had led in his pencil and he fucked Vicky Vail? And it was so cool because then he's all emotionally unavailable. He's like, I'm Batman, I got to fight crime bitch. And she's like, but I love you. Like, why are you?

And like, so toxic, you know, like their relationship is like, he's like, I'm going out of town. Yeah, I'm like, sir. Yeah, and she's like, oh, okay. And then she leaves and she tells Albright Alfred, whatever she's like, I'll see you guys when you get back. And he's like, back, we're gonna be here.

Bitch. Oh, fuck. He's like, I already knotted, I don't care. Yeah, it was so cool to see that. Yeah, it was great. I just miss like that kind of masculinity, you know? Like toxic masculinity. Toxic masculinity.

That's what they're calling now. I miss it. Cause in this current Batman, he's such a pussy. Like he doesn't even French, Vicki Vail, or nothing, dude. Really? Yeah, and at the end, I'm sorry, I gotta bleed that one out. And at the end, she's like, why don't you come with me on my motorcycle and we can go fuck.

And he's like, no. That's what happens at the end? I'm not mad at her. He's such a pussy, right? Is that correct my memory? You guys remember, he was like, she invites him to fuck on the motorcycle? Like, she's like, come with me on my motorcycle

and we can drive away and fuck. And he's all like, he's just such a pussy. He's a Christ at the end of it. He is the night. Yeah. He's defending the city. He's just taking care of business. Yeah.

No, but I like this Batman. Just strong, virile. Yeah. Also, how about Nicholson? I mean, he's fucking so rad. So rad. There's this scene in the beginning where he's banging his boss's girlfriend, you know? Yeah.

And he gets up and he checks himself in the mirror. And he's like, and then she goes, you look fine. And he turns and he goes, I didn't ask. And then her hand is on his shoulder and he goes, and she's like, oh, it's like the fuck outta here. Stupid. Love that. He had Tom was ear to ear during that scene.

And I go like, oh, is that how you wanna treat bitches too? And he's like, no, I just think it'd be fun to be that guy. It's a fun character. Playing the Joker, I mean. I'll be ultimate. The Joker is like an amazing character to play. Well, now they've layered the Joker up so that he's mentally ill. Now it's a mentally ill guy.

That's what, in that version, it's a cartoonish villain, but it's still, you know, he just brings something that you can't, I mean, you can't teach or coach what Jack Nicholson does. You know, he brings his Jack flair to it, but it's so fun to watch him. It's so fun to watch him. He can't even tell you what's great about Jack Nicholson in comparison to Rex, the astral orgasm guy, is like, Jack Fucks. Jack Fucks a lot, and he fucks well.

Like, you know for a fact that Jack Nicholson will fuck you well. You know he'll fuck you well? I think so. I think he's had so many ladies. I don't, I disagree. I think he's gonna be good at it. You don't think Jack Nicholson's a good lay? I didn't say that.

I'm saying the statement like you know he's gonna fuck you. I think what happens is this guy is known for being like a Lithuario. Oh, so it's lazy. Yeah, you are there to be like, I get the fuck Jack Nicholson. Oh, I guess you're right. Yeah, yeah. Maybe I got him confused.

And when you go like, you shut the door, you're like, who's this? And he's like, what's your name, dear? And then he's like, oh yeah, she's going to be with us. You know, it's going to be a threesome. You know what it is? Sorry. I just got confused because I watched the Witches of Eastwick. He's like a good lover. I think that's where I got that idea.

I'm not saying he's a poor lover. I think the, I just think that like it's Jack. Like, you're polishing the knob for a while. Well, and now he's very old. He's in his 80s now. Yeah. But he doesn't have to go to Columbia. Jack Nicholson does not have to go to Columbia to get laid now. Jack Nicholson just looks out the door and goes, hey you, come here. He's the best. Yeah, he's great. He's fucking awesome. You know what's really cool about him too, is that he became famous later in life. Like 28 was I think when he got his first role. Uh huh. And was it easy writer? And I, but didn't he write that movie movie or something like he had a hand in I don't think he wrote it but that film Yeah, he um he wasn't like a household name till he was like in his 40s. Yeah, that's so cool

Yeah, I like that. Yeah, look at him. He's 80s 85 86 86 years old now Yeah, he's so watchable. Yeah Yeah, he's so watchable. Yeah. Yeah. He's just something about that guy. And, you know, some people go think he's over the top, but it's like, it's so well managed that it never feels like it's over the top to me. Never. Him and Christian Bale.

I can watch those two guys on anything. I love it. Look at that. That first movie, Easy Rider, cost 400 grand to make and it. Look at that. That first movie, Easy Rider cost 400 grand to make and it grossed 40 million. Yeah, it's fucking crazy in 1969. 69. That's a pretty good deal, huh?

You like those ads? Yeah. That's some good. That's a good math. That's some good math right there. Someone's playing the GP in a well on that one. Yeah. Anyway, I just thought it was so it's kind of fun to watch movies that you haven't seen in that long and go, oh, I like the movie and then realize that you kind of have

very little recollection of the details and see it through a totally different lens. I just knew that I wanted to be Vicki Vale when I grew up because I thought Kim Basinger, Basingasinger was the most beautiful woman on the planet. I like that Prince did the music for it. I thought this Kim was also just so pretty. So beautiful. And yeah, the Prince, like that.

Oh my God. But only thing as an actor though, just to play around, like to go into a museum and to face artwork just as a scene would be so fun to do. So cool. Yeah, so for a spray painting painting. Oh would be so fun to do. So cool. Yeah, it's so fun. I'm spray painting painting.

Oh, gorgeous Kim Basinger. I mean, yeah. And that was natural. This is before Botox filler, getting your tits done. Like naturally this woman, her and Jerry Hall, Jerry Hall's in the movie too, just stunning blonde. Gosh, you're so pretty. She's like, Talik Baldwin.

You look fine. And he's like, I didn so pretty. She's married, Talik Baldwin. You look fine. You're like, I didn't ask. Dumb fucking broad. Okay, Tom. Not a rage towards the broads. Okay. Ready? Yeah.

Watch this clip. Okay. Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Yeah. Stupid. I like slip and slide, so this kind of bums me out. Oh Yeah

Stupid I like slip and slide so this kind of bums me out because I let our kids play on these, you know, yeah, let's do it again I heard his face though probably right Dog there's only one here. I thought we would have multiples. We have one bummer. Like I was just videoing in the background. He's like, yeah, totally unfazed, a dick. This guy's also acting, and everybody knows this move. When you fuck up and you get hurt,

and then you have to, you posture, like what just happened there? And right now he's like, my fucking face, my neck hurts. Oh yeah. If he has teeth, I'd be surprised. If there was an ambulance here, I'd walk right into the back of him. Oh my God. fucking face my neck hurts. Oh, yeah, like if he has teeth I'd be surprised there was an ambulance yard walk right into the back Oh my god Yeah, my shirt's he's done. Dude. I saw someone get hit by a shuttle van downtown Austin get up and walk away

Oh my god, they got on a scooter and and actually scooted away But got hit by a van and flew across the street seriously seriously like three days ago Do you have the train videos in here that I thought you are those in here? by a van and flew across the street. Seriously? Seriously. Like three days ago. Do you have the train videos in here that I sent you? Are those in here? With the people getting like flunked back? Yeah. No, man.

Okay. All right. So. Oh, YouTube's gonna cry in their panties about that? Yeah. Why is that because I'm getting hit by a train? Yeah. It's cold. Why can't you show up'm getting hit by a train? Yeah. It's cold.

Why can't you show up somebody getting hit by a train? Yeah, because we can't show death videos on YouTube. They're not dead. They're not dead yet. They're not dead. Well, it's gory. It's fucking. You just see their body go flying.

Yeah, it's horrific accidents. YouTube's not cool with that. Guys, it's not my rules. It's not my rules. I just want people to see this episode and not have them taken down. That's all I want. I am, Dad. That's all I am.

When you see somebody get hit by a train, you fucking pull that video, okay? Can I show you some squeaky clean YouTube material? Sure. Pull up the McDonald's thing, dude. Yeah, what is this? Brawl. So a couple finds 63-year-old McDonald's fries inside a wall while renovating bathroom. Grace and Rob Jones bought their house in 2015. They had no idea it came with a side of fries. So literally they found these old ass fries.

Look at them. Can you show us the other photo of a close-up of the fries? Look, they haven't decomposed in six different years. So I remember this in that documentary, where they had a burger and fries. I just had cover with glass and it took a tendency, any mold or any, how does this happen? How?

How does it not? It's potato. It's potato and salt. But why won't it decompose? I don't get it, I don't understand. I don't understand either. But that's why McDonald's is so damn tasty. You know what I'm saying?

They push it in there, you can't understand. Yeah. It's just too smart for us to understand. I know, it makes you smarter when you eat it. It's high level shit, understand, yeah. Yeah, look at that. They still look tasty. Yeah, look at that comment.

Rodents were like, nah, I'm good. Yeah. Yeah, even rodents would have eaten that. They still look tasty. Yeah, look at that comment. Rodents were like, nah, I'm good. Yeah. Yeah, even rodents would need that. That's a good point. I feel like I haven't had, I'm glad. So good. I know, but also you go a while with like, like you, Eddie's been eating healthy and take it.

And then you reintroduce something like that to your system, you get like sick now. Yeah, it doesn't feel good. You feel gross. What's up with health is health cap? Is health cap? Yeah. Now that I'm on it, nah.

No, health is real. Health is real. It was before, but yeah. Now hydrating is very important. Nutrition is a- Do you know how proud of you I am? Wow. Not even that you're doing it, that you're admitting it.

Wow, Annie. Yeah. Do you think you're gonna stick to that? Yeah, no, I do understand what you're doing it, that you're admitting it. Wow, Annie. Yeah. Do you think you're gonna stick to that? Yeah, no, I do understand what you're saying. You know you look better. You look so much better. You look different. That's a hard thing to hear.

I appreciate you saying that. I'm serious. You look more with five hands like you're, your skin looks great. Yeah, seriously. You look alive, you look happy, you look smiling. Yeah, seriously. It's the Christ.

No, I'm serious, man. Yeah. Well, there's a reason why people who are really dedicated to taking care of themselves, you asked them, like how good they feel, and they stand up straighter, and they look better, they look younger, they look fresher. It's a real thing, man.

I did notice that about, I mean, multiple things, but yeah, posture was a huge one, actually, like, I would have to do the thing, you know, you pull the string or whatever and go up straight. It's funny, yeah, you don't have to do that as often if you're just- Dude, I think you don't mean- You don't have to go crazy with it here,

but like the fact that you're hydrating, eating a little bit, right? Or in this case, a lot better, like you stick to that and you're exercising. I mean, I think you're gonna feel so much better. Yeah. I mean, sorry, dead're gonna feel so much better. Yeah. I mean, sorry, but literally his diet for those of you who don't know was like.

It's insane. It's insane. Upheeds a day. Yeah. Like one or two pizzas a day. Yeah. About like, I think I recorded a weekend on a weekend. I was recording two days.

I ate more than 10,000 calories in over a weekend, which was pretty nuts. And it was all garbage. It wasn't like good food, it was trash. Yeah, and we do those. Remember when we used to do the internet runs, you'd be like, I'll have six in a row. Oh yeah, I forgot that.

That was the best to watch when you would eat the six burgers. You like Chick-fil-A too? I mean, yeah. What's your standard? What was your standard Chick-fil-A order? Order, the full order, I probably do three burgers, the spicy ones. Three burgers?

I mean, the original. The original. And then a spicy one too? No, three spicy chicken sandwiches. Okay, and then fries. And then some fries. Yeah, that's about it, I think. You feel fine after that.

I feel perfect. But now do you realize that when you look back, you're like, oh, I actually didn't feel fine. 100%. Yeah, because now when you're like, oh, this is actually feeling fine, that is actually not feeling so good. Well, because I've done it, I mean, obviously now,

I think the hardest part about eating healthy, I've tried it in the past and I know I always failed because and it still happens now that if it's late at night and I don't have anything to eat and I'm like, oh, what can I eat? The only fucking thing that's open is McDonald's. Yeah, sure. And now fucking pizza.

So you get, I would just eat shit, little pizza, and then I'd be back on it, you know, the next day, it's like, well, there goes the healthy. What do we get you on meal prep? But now, well, I mean, I do now. But right, and then what happens is you go, like, I'm hungry, and you open your fridge, and you have things ready to go. It's exactly. Exactly. And then what happens is you go like, I'm hungry and you open your fridge and you have things

ready to go. Exactly. Yeah. Exactly. And shout out to my girlfriend out. That ain't me. That's right. There you go.

Shout out to your girl. But yeah, no, like there was a day where I caved because maybe she was doing something or whatever and I had some pizza or something and not only did it feel bad eating it but then the next day I woke up and I like, I felt like I could feel the gunk, you know what I mean inside. Yeah. I'm like, yeah, all right. I woke up and I felt like I could feel the gunk, you know what I mean inside? It was like, I'm like, yeah, all right, I guess, I guess this is what it is. This is a fucking new enema. It's exciting.

I mean, it only took how many years with him. Yeah, he used to be like, nah, nah, fine. I did drink water. She's all that shit's bullshit. I did. Yeah, drinking water's trash, shit is trash. I don't give a fuck about a kidney stone. I don't give a fuck about a kidney stone. I don't even fuck about a kidney stone.

Can't wait to see what you do next, so I can cheer for you to lose. Oh. Oh. Every time you do something, I'm like, I hope you fucking lose this. That's what he, but that's what he's saying in his head. That's crazy. You know, that's his inner. Crazy.

100%. Yeah, I think you're all thinking that yeah everybody Oh, it's so dark, dude, so dark All right real quick Speaking of food drive-throughs people have been sending in there. I love you's oh my god Yes, so if you don't know you go to a drive-through you order your food say hello mommy Thanks jeans and then at the end you go I love you and this is from What's this Dixon? Grande, a man of counter please. Oh, of course would you like it? Yes, please

Thank you No thanks You're a very kind and steady and no thanks My jeans love you That was first of all it's it's real elite to start with high-hillers. Wow I mean that was varsity level. Well, he said I'll see you coming up in May and the guy was like, thank you And then he got a night. I love you. I mean this is all the things we want. It's really good. I'm a great Great job. It was amazing. Good job for engines. Good job. Now Skis a Scottish jeans. Yeah, he's Too fast

It's so fast. Oh my gosh! That's a mess. Yeah, get your kids in on it. The kids do love it. Kids are like, who are you telling the love? If you did, then Julia would be like, the fuck did you do? He did get us in it by the way. So he goes out, he has big thing is driving the cars.

So he's like, I can drive a car. And I'm like, yeah, so we get in the car. He turns the engine on and he pretends to drive. Right, and like, he sits there. And then he's like, all right, we're here to get coffee and then we get out of the car and then we get back in the car. So we're driving, he rolls down the driver's side.

This is the car's parked in the garage. He rolls down the driver's side window and he goes, hey, you idiot. And I was like, he goes, yeah, stupid. You're driving stupid. And I'm like, you know, how you talking to me're talking to you like this idiot. Let's go get a coffee. I'm like, okay And then I have to get out of the car

I have to get out of the car because I take him to get coffee right he's like did you get your coffee? I go straight here. I have a really good. He's like okay, let's get back in the car He's like fucking clown does not it dry Okay, who's he heard in the car. He's like, fucking clown, does not it dry? Like fuck. Okay. Well, who's he heard say that? Probably both of us. Cause I, you know what I do all the time? When there's a bike bicyclist in the street,

I was like, this idiot. Yeah. Okay, kids, is this good or bad? Bad. Yeah. Our motorcycles for idiots? Yes. Oh yeah, I drill them.

Do you smoke cigarettes? No. Yeah. But, you know what, I like when he curses and he doesn't know how to yeah, what you do it. He's like shit ass ass bag shit I'm like, um, what are you saying there bud? He's so with the cursing yeah fire up and then at school You're like to see if it's he bad at school and they're like he's an angel like hmm. Thank God Jonathan an angel. Thank God. Jonathan. Strong order there buddy Jonathan She's calling them baby. Yeah, She had a bad thing on her. They had to report.

Yeah. Well, he's a really gracious guy in a drive-through. And people are sometimes, yeah, some people are like short with the, you know, all right, real quick. You're welcome. That was awesome. Grace. I don't want to be alone.

There's no way I can go. Thanks, I love you. Oh, we haven't had that before. It's just like to the bouncer, right? Yeah. The boys are liking this. It evolves. Yeah, you can tell anybody you love them.

You can tell the bank teller, you can tell the bouncer to club. You can tell your doctor. You can tell your doctor to put together. Let's see here. I'm sorry. Richie. Let's see here. I'm sorry. Richie. Richie. Okay.

Hi. Can I have a small ice double shot with a splash of milk? And can I have a small pink drink? And that's it. Hi. Eighth of six. Thank you. Thank you. I love you.

No, I love you, back. Come on, you couldn't say it back. Yeah, I know! I sure have stopped recording. I get to the window and the girl goes, did you say I love you? Yeah, she goes, I'm sorry, I didn't say it back. I'm scared of commitment, but I love you. And I wish I had that on camera.

Fuck. Oh my God. This is awesome. This made my day. This is fucking happy. This is happiness right here. Oh my God, dude. That's awesome.

Oh my God. That's amazing. So the God. That's amazing. So the lady wrote, love you too with a heart on the top of his cup. And that was richy. Great job, that's a great one. That was rad dude. That was rad, okay.

See, change lives. Let's take a quick break. We are so excited to bring you today's guests. You can see her new podcast right here on the YMH YouTube channel. You can listen to it. I ever once you get podcasts, the show is called First Date with Lauren Compton.

The first episode is out now. Please give it up for Lauren Compton, everybody. Let her hear it. Yay! I'm so excited to be here at the Go Home. I'm excited to hear it. I'm excited about your podcast and having you. Let's talk about it because I think we're all fascinated

by dating and how people's dynamics are. And this is you with guests, they can be comedians, musicians. I mean, all walks of life, we're going to sit with you and you're basically going to ask the questions, right? Like, girl, what type of person they are to date? Yeah, it's like a POV style. So just the person across me, we're going to try to figure out what their red flags are. Are they dateable?

This is seriously a dream pop. They deserve a second date. Yeah. Well, you vote on, do you deserve a second date at the end? Oh, yeah. So while we're in the middle of the podcast, I'm going to call out Red Flag so we're going to keep score. Oh!

So I want to find out how many Red Flag's this person has. And then they can redeem themselves by having a positive attribute. And yeah, at the end I'll judge them. I'm going, like my episode, I believe will be out by the time this podcast comes out, but I'm recording it with you soon. I haven't recorded it yet, and I'm very, I think the key to it is that the guest

really has to be honest about who they really are, you know, they have to be. For sure, because if you, if you fib at all, first of all, the internet. Internet's gonna hold you at the top. It tells no lies. Yes. So there's no hiding from the truth

You just Oh, I would love to do today. You can have man. I'm so stoked. You can have men on women on non-binary even people of color They can also And Jews that's crazy That's pretty well. Wow, but everybody can do the show. That's the great thing about it is that you can have anybody on because everybody is looking for somebody. Well, let's test your abilities right now. Now I remember when Tom and I started dating, we were in our 20s, we were very young.

Okay, is this a red flag? So let's start for the beginning. He was very sweet and that's what drew Let's start for the beginning. Like, he was very sweet. And that's what drew me to him. Uh huh. It's very sweet. So those are his positive attributes. Very mature.

That's the one, like the one, well, I say what I could tell with Tommy, he was a good person. He was a good man. He was a good man. Yeah, you are. Beat red. And then, good man, good moral character.

He was consistent. I could tell that he was a good human, good moral character. He was consistent. I could tell that he was a good human, right? Yeah. But then we started dating and I went to his apartment and he would just sleep on a mattress on the floor. Oh. Yeah. At which point did you decide to get a bed frame?

She was like, you know, you probably should get a bed frame. Right. I was like, all right, I mean, I was 25. Yeah. Just like, I don't know. Whatever. Is that a flag? I don't know. I think it's kind of a flag. It's also a different flag at 25 than like if I were single now. And I'm like, yeah, I'm 44. I have a mattress on the floor. Like, that's a different. Were you expecting to meet someone at this time? I don't think I was pursuing relationships. How did you guys meet? Just doing stand-up. Oh, really?

Do you remember the moment? I remember meeting her because it's ingrained into my head. I met her on sunset. That sounds traumatizing. Well, yeah, I thought she was a prostitute. I was, I was, I- She's got a very different account of how we, it's like, she had fish nets on, like leather boots,

she was smoking, she was smoking, and she was like, and I was like, what, 50 bucks, 60 bucks, like how much is, and she was like, I was like, I was like, I work outside, or do you work in here? And then, Wow, you're really wearing a pearl necklace in more ways than mine.

It's true. It's true, it's true. No, I met her, and then right away, I mean, look, I thought she was very attractive. But right away, either she or someone was like, she has a boyfriend. And to me, right away, I was just like, all right, cool.

And it was just another comic. And we hung out and we did shows all the time. That's why I liked him. He didn't treat me like a female comic. Like he didn't try to fuck me. Right. Which all that's what they all do. Tried to do.

The dynamic here, you're like, he's a good person, a good human and you're like, she's attractive. And a whore. And a whore. Totally thought she was a prostitute. Yeah. Were you surprised when she didn't charge you after having sex? I didn't date her for years after we met, though. I mean, it was a number of years. I met her when I was 20, just her 23, and I met her. Okay. And I started dating when I was 25. A couple of years later, like, you know, it was a number of years. A matter when I was 20, just turned 23 and I met her. And I started dating when I was 25. A couple of years later, it was a, I knew her a little bit. I feel like it was her choice though.

She's like, you don't have a bed frame, dude. Yeah, actually, she gave it up real fast. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, but babe, it's because I had known him. I had known him. She was like, I really thought it was a stranger. Here's the thing, I had become friends with her

and then we actually went out on a date. We went on a date and then I was like, oh, this is a $2. Like she. Oh my God. Wow. Oh, fuck. I'm kidding.

But then, okay, so real talk. So then we did start dating. Okay. And then, yeah, so like okay, so real talk so then we did start dating okay and then Yeah, so look we sprew and I liked him I was by time with him and I go to his apartment or whatever and I'd be like Oh my god, it's got a bad frame and that was kind of weird and then I went into a shower and I was like the shower And I was like with this room sink so just hold on let me tell her let me tell her as a woman. Yeah, woman This is what I'm saying. So just hold on, let me tell her. Let me tell her as a woman.

Shut the fuck up, Tom. Yeah, woman to, woman to woman. You like the guy. You like the guy. So far, so good. We have great chemistry, sexual chemistry, personal, everything. And then I go to take a shower one morning

to get ready for work because I spent the night. Girl, he only has one product in his job. It was only shampoo. No soap, nothing else. Just shampoo, so which means... She's like, what are you so- What are you so- What are you so-

I was like shampoo? Like I just... Did you have hair at this time? Yeah, I did. Okay. Like this. Yes. I had a full head of hair at that.

It was just regular like, Pearl, it wasn't a fucking three in one body wash. It was like, white rain or some shit. And he let me see shampoo's as crotch with like white rain. Is that a red flag? Well, I mean, he is at least shampooing as crotch. This is true. I'm sure there's quite a few men who don't even

think about that. They just let the water run down, you know? No, there's always studs. I was big on studs. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just like workmen. Why didn't you just buy a bar of soap, babe? I don't know. I wasn't thinking about it. That's why he needed you. I know. I know. So how long

did you guys date before you got married? Four years. Four years? Does that sound accurate? Yeah. What do you mean? You think I'm fucking wrong on the other side? I don't know. Maybe she thought that you guys had been dating for a little longer or a little less. No, no, no. So here's another flag that I had. Is that when we were dating, there was a few things. He would be like, he's like, I really like you. And I was like, yeah, he's like, I just want to tear your eyes out and stab you over and

over in your chest and watch you bleed to death. And I was like, that's not a direct quote. I said, like, what did you say? I said, I could put your head through that dress where I like you so much, you know? Wow. Did you see what I'm saying? On the one hand, it's kind of a compliment.

On the other hand, you go, this guy might be severely mental. Well, he was trying to say that he was gonna bang you out. Oh, is that what you were saying? Yeah. And then you took it as this man wants to murder me. Yeah. Yeah, I think he was trying to bang you out. Is that what you were saying? Yeah. And then you took it as this man wants to murder me. Yeah. Yeah, I think he was trying to bang you out.

Is that what you were saying? Christina, that's a red flag. Oh, I'm an idiot. Oh, being oblivious to meaning. Yeah, I know. There's a lot of things I know. Have you heard of the Lenovo? No.

What is that? Yes. What's the Lenovo? Yes, finally. Thank you. What's a Lenovo? Finally, thank you. What's a Lenovo? This is Lauren because she's pretty, she gets laid. She doesn't have time to know about Lenovo. Is that like a flashlight? Some might call it that. Yeah, it's for nerds. It's a computer.

But it nerds you. It's a PC. For porn? No. Just for nerds. It's just a computer. It's a personal computer. Oh, I see.

She's not a Mac. Do you have, just for nerds. It's just a computer. It's a personal computer. Oh, I see. She's not a Mac. Do you have one of these? No. Fucking never, dude. OK. I'll let no, no, no.

Yeah, I'll let no, no. It's a little no. But you are picking up on the fact that, yes, I am. I don't understand things. I have an alien. Yeah, it's OK. It's OK. Birds of a feather, blond stick't understand things. I have an alien, yeah, concept of stuff. Birds of a feather, blond stick together.

Yeah. Should I have a stick with it? No. Did you have any flags for me? I mean, we went on that date and you were like, men are bullshit and I don't want it. And I was like, all right, I was like, I was like, this is good.

How far in were y'all were that one? It was pretty early. Yeah. And you're like, is she a lesbian? No was pretty early. Yeah, I was like, and you're like, is she a lesbian? No, I actually was like, I was like, man, this chick is like, she's rough. Like she had that hard. You weren't being in her head

and that dresser hard enough. Exactly. Or maybe you did, you gave her a concussion. It could have been that too. Yeah, that was pretty young. I was a little salty because, yeah, I just broken up with someone, so I was like, man, fucking suck, this and that. Oh, like, I was like, just being yeah, I just broken up with someone so I was like man fucking suck this and that

Oh, like I was like just like you are about yeah, yeah 20 years later. Yeah Yeah Total rebound. I couldn't let him go He was supposed to be my first one night stand, but I liked him so much. She'd never had one no He was my first one night D Did y'all have the one night stand at your place or his mattress The mattress mattress was later

mattress was later that's when he really wrote me in That's how I knew I loved you because I was paying you despite the mattress That's true. Yeah, and now how long have y'all been married? 57 years I don't know. I don't know, 100 years. Ow, shit. Oh, wait, we got married. What is that, so? 15, it'll be 15 this year.

15, the longest, aren't we? That's like a, that's a milestone. And then what, what are you guys doing for your anniversary? Yeah, what are we doing for it? I don't know, I'm fucking busy, man. What? Busy doing what? I don't know, I don't know. What are all plans yet? You're saying I'm fucking busy man. What? Busy doing what? I don't know. I don't know what all plans yet

I am a drosser I know right? It's in it's in months. It's in one two three fours and five months. Okay, I don't plans yet Okay, well it's planned Yeah, 15 special bro is it What is wrong with you okay Okay, all right, 15. What's 15? Is 15 supposed to be something? It's like paper mache or something. Paper mache.

It's stupid, they always. 15 year, yeah. There you go. Gifts for the 15 year anniversary is... Ew. I know. If you get a candle, that's a red flag. A candle or a woman, yeah.

The traditional is crystal. Oh, that's cool. So I'll get you some gay fucking crystal necklace. I think porn is like, maybe we should celebrate it. Like, do something. Yeah, you don't have to buy a gift. That's true. You could do something.

Like, give me an idea. I don't know. You guys travel the world all the time. What's your favorite place? I want to hike. I want to hike. That's sweet. Yeah. Because the first time you asked me out on a hike. I asked what you're going to hike. And I said no. No. And then that was it. But only because I wanted to be honest because I was like, if this guy asked me on a hike, I don't hike brutally. I'm not, I wasn't that girl. I was in that girl. I was a chain smoking kind of got, I like to hang out in dark bars.

So yeah, I was like, no, cause I don't wanna lie to you and pretend like I'm fit. You know what I mean? Yeah, of course. But then I realized how stupid I was and later I was like, okay, I don't, I won't hike with you, but if you want to go to my favorite bar, they still let you smoke.

Is that cool? You want to hang out on my bar? And I was like, oh, it's this kind of chick. Yeah She had infosima She was trying to suppress that. She's like I literally will make it through I will not be able to breathe at the top of that mountain or All the way up. Have you heard the kids say But I was like I don't hike come come smoke like what's wrong with him? Then he was attracted to that.

I was just like, it's pussy, you know? Oh my God. I don't care. We were friends. I don't care. Like if she could have been like, We benefit. Can't do you want to go to this fucking,

you want to go change it, it's like an oil can or something. I'd be like, yeah, whatever you want to do. Like yeah, if a chick is like, do you want to go here? You're like, yeah. See, this is why I do like heterosexual men, like old school, yeah, like dudes, cause they'll do whatever, bro, like just to get late.

Of course. And I'm saying like, I don't care about her interests. I'm just trying to get, yeah. They just want sex. And I think you should just do an act out by a new bed frame for the 15 year anniversary. Oh, there you go. After you make love, just leave like a hundred bucks

on the side of the table. And we, I like it. I like it. That's a good idea. I the side of the table. I like it. I like it. I like it. I'm even the living room. I like that. That's sweet. You're so sweet.

It's alright. That's a good one. Have you heard the kids say that something is cap? Oh yeah. Yeah. Do you know? I have a 23 year old assistant. I heard it all.

So any who works here. Well, that's the best. He gives us a cap report on what should is you know when shit is cap and he recently said that ED erectile dysfunction is cap he thinks it's bullshit and then he got he got a lot of support from the staff here They were like yeah, and the women here yeah her and Heather both were like yeah ED Just just means you're gay. Straight men don't have ED with their ladies.

Okay, I've never been with a dude before I fucked Tom. That was like, I have ED. Like if you fucking have ED, she was a promise to do. If you have ED and then you're gay, do you know what I'm saying? You just, okay, so someone says you have ED. You're just gay. I'm just saying this. You don't know it.

I'm just saying like from what I've heard, it can be physical, mental, emotional, like all these, like it's what kind of talked about and then they're just like, nah, you're gay. I was like, okay. Maybe you'll dickle get hard. Yeah, right. Damn. You think the same thing? No. Okay. Yeah, it's because you'll dig a little bit hard. Yeah, right. You think the same thing?

No. Okay, yeah, it's because you're the fucking... Yeah, she's the most like the moron. She's the boy sub reasoned fine. No cap. No cap. It's so weird that I've heard Slay. Slay? Slay?

Slay. Yeah, queen, yeah. The gays say that one. Yeah, so to 23 year olds. Yeah, really? Just regular? Except for Josh. Josh told me he doesn't say that.

Josh Potter? Josh is so low. Yeah, so low is cool. Zolo is like 30 or so. What? What is this? What is this now? This is real.

So we have some interns here that are in the younger range. And they have now said that serving cunt is the new thing like kids are saying. What is serving what's serving like it replaces almost sleigh like it's it's glam like say for example I wore like all sequence shit. What you should do yeah yeah no one ever had like if I wore if I wore Lauren's jacket. Like actually Lauren right now is serving. ED, oh. ED. It doesn't sound good.

Serving cunt. I agree. I feel like I'm past. So she would say it about like I'm serving cunt right now. Caitlin, who works here at the intern? That was the theme of her party. Serving cunt. Serving cunt was the theme of her party.

But serving cunt means serving pussy. Like you're serving good things. You know, I'm a little confused Here let's hear Well, let me see my Serving He's not here but Neanna cannot cuz she can't okay I'm bringing on it because serving cut the cut is negative in in the kind of horrifying as it

As an expression right I am serving cut right now. I mean serving cut. It sounds like a platter of pussies. Yeah, I thought they were talking about a waitress. Yeah, serving cut. It was the first time that I felt like, you know when you're at that age where you're like, nope, I'm not doing that. Like the kids can listen to dubstep. I'm not gonna do that.

Like this feels like serving. I think I actually like dubstep. Right, Hannah? Hannah. Hi, Hannah. Hi. Hi, Hannah. Hi. Is Edie Cap? It's not not true.

I'm sticking by it. That's my girl right there. That's my girl. It's crazy. Disagree. That's my girl. She's wild. No, no, she's the best.

She's the wildest. Okay, you explain the slang to us. I feel like an adob did it justice. He did. So how would you use it in a sentence? Service some cont. Yeah. Who was serving the most cont at the table yet? Who served?

I feel like Christina and Lauren are serving cont in their own ways. She says serving cont, serving cont. I mean, that is okay. It's also that's like Texas slang on it, serving cont. Is it the zoomers, the Gen Z. It took me a while to catch on, but I kind of like it.

Yeah, and so Neanna, you're really serving con with your outfit today. Yeah, that's how you say it. Yeah, well, you would just leave it at serving con, like you're serving con. Oh, see, it's not a verb. No, it is a verb. And then just like, you're looking conti.

That's the adjective. Really? No, a conti's negative. Conti's negative. No, you're saying this is how slang evolves though. It now has a dual meaning. I mean, I would rather be a cont than a Karen. Yeah, that's true.

And that's true. So. Do you think this t-shirt's conti is fucked though? Yeah, it's good. Yeah. So how do you serve the best country? Yes. Just being extra sparkles, just like opening it.

You're on it. Lauren's, I'm such a con. Yes. I'm the conteest of cons. No. It just sounds, and it does serve harsh though, right? It does. It still sounds harsh.

Yeah. But we're just gonna have to get used to it. Yeah, we're just just like, hey man, you can't fight change, you know. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, with it. It's like gay is getting married. It is, it's just like the guys. Um, thanks, man. No problem.

Yeah. I'm just plenty day. She does support me in many issues, Neonah. She's very good. She knows what's up. I just like the gaze. Yeah. That was also like the best description for serving cut. Yeah.

She did it with a smile. Wow, it really does feel that. I think this is one of those moments that I'm not gonna forget where you go. Like, when did you realize you're getting older? I'm really, probably the day someone told me I was serving cut. You know, and they were like, looks good. Yeah, it's wild. You got a resting cut face.

Yeah, yeah. There you go. There you go. Thanks. So tell me, as we're talking about relationships, what you think of, do you know Kevin Samuels? Do you know who he was? Was.

Was he died? Oh, no. So he was like a dating. What's his name? Kevin Samuels do you know who he was? Was? Was he died. Oh, no. So he was like a dating. What's his name? Kevin Samuels. Kevin Samuels. If you had a lot of relationships. I've dated like 10 people.

Oh, that's perfect. Yeah, that's a great. That was married for like seven years. You were, you're so young. I was married in my 20s. Girl? Yeah, I married an Italian. We had to get married.

I loved him, but we had to get married in order for him to get a green card. And wow, so how old were you when you got married? You don't mind me? I was like 22. That is so young. That is so young. Yeah, I didn't work out.

Well, he was the manager of a restaurant and he didn't come home one night. And I went on and find my iPhone and I could see, I like logged into his account and I could see that he was down the street. So I thought he was like dead in a ditch, like in a car accident. It's like 6 a.m.

So I drove to the location where it was and I just see him walk out of this girl's house like looking all disheveled and I was like, what the hell is going on? So I rushed home trying to be detective, like massive detective vibes. I wanted to like find out the truth. And so this was all happening in Venice Beach, California.

And I go home and I'm in my bed and he walks in the door. And I'm like, where were you? And he's like, West Hollywood. I stayed the night with my friend Matt. I got like, yeah, I was. Yeah, and I was like, where are you? And he's like, West Hollywood. I stayed the night with my friend Matt. I was like, oh, yeah, I'm wise. Yeah, and I was like, oh, okay. And so then I was like, well, I have anxiety. Can we get in the car?

I just need to let loose. He's like, yeah, so I drive back to her house with him in the car. And when we start getting there, he's like, moving, he's like, where are we going? And I'm like, I actually don't know. You tell me who lives there. And then he confessed it was like the hostess

of the restaurant that he was like a manager at. And then two weeks later, I was like moved out and divorced and in the back. Wow. It's crazy. So you started, sorry, you were married in when you were 22? Yeah. And this was happened when you were like 29.

I was like 28. Oh, sorry. That's rubbed. No, it's okay. But you said you had to marry him. So is that like you didn't really want to though? Well, I think if he would have been American, we wouldn't have gotten married.

I got you. We would have just kept dating. Got you. But he lived in Italy. Yeah. So the only way to have him live here, yeah. Was to get married. Yeah, so it wasn't like I didn't love him.

It was just like a thing that we had to do. Do you have any, like a, relationship with him in any way now? Like you guys were friends you are friends now now we're friends. Oh, wow. I mean loosely sure if you need something or Whatever like he can always like call on me. Yeah, I don't hate him. What's like some crazy? Aggression yeah, but he might be he might be crazy aggression. Yeah. But he might be ED. He might be.

That should be so cap. Game. No, I don't know. So. No, we don't know. But sucks, dude. Fucking dudes in the restaurant business though, I swear. Cause that's like a hook up culture.

Well, there's always girls coming in and now. Yeah. And stuff, so I don't know. Yeah. And it's just just we were also young That's true so so such babies. Yeah, so you think about it and it's like He needs to he needed to spread a seat a bit more. He's too young. Yeah, he's doing great now He's fine. Go thrive. Go thrive. Hopefully he's getting it up. All right, so the This is like a old

And just my introduction into Kevin Samuels for you. So we're gonna do it. So before we, so before I give you the new video we have, I'll give you some other past ones, okay? This is what Kevin was known for. I forgot we were going in the next three. How much do you weigh? That's an annual business.

I told you I was fat. Okay, but we don't play that shit on my channel. You can just go that somewhere in. I don't deal with you big sassy as bros. You think you can get out here and be like Danny's big ass. Go knock yourself out. But I would be remiss to try to tell you as an image consultant and as a person and a professional that you can be 5-3 and waste so much that you don't even want to tell somebody how much you think you don't get a man to marry A high value man. So you go ahead and go back over and get your two piece or three piece or whatever

You're coming from you know Chick-fil-A or Papa Yeah, care your ass on over on That's Kevin that's why I hope we're playing clips of you on your show doing this exact same thing. How much do you weigh? Right. Yeah. He's so refined. I know. What does Savvy do? I know. He was so fucking funny with this shit too, man. Let's go from zero to one to ten. You can't use seven. Where'd you make your looks? First face out of the shower you're natural here. A 10. Your face? Yes. A 10.

I'm always going to give myself a 10. I'm not going to ever give myself a 10. All right. There we go right there, people as I can. Thank you see all the heart people losing. See, you can you cap are you want to? But you're not an international civil Cap

You're not an international and I'm just trying to ask you see up up until this point I feel like you've been pretty reasonable But now if you want to do that I think we should probably end it because I don't I don't play those So it's pretty amazing, right? So here's Just to give you an idea of this. So here's a one that we just, sadly he passed away a year ago,

but there's a, there's, he used to do these long ass IG lives, like four hour, like where he would talk to people like this. And somebody that we got this one is unbelievable. How old are you? 31. And you, you excels in dead wire. He's a dog, He's a psychiatrist. And how long ago you married? Up until three years ago.

Okay. Great. Why is that divorce? My husband got sick with cancer and that changed him and it changed the dynamics of our marriage. Is he in remission? Yes, he is. And who filed for divorce? I did. Why?

He became mentally, emotionally, and financially abusive. So for everybody at home, she was 18, made to a 53-year-old. And he took care of you just fine, but Tilly got sick. Correct. And then when he was fighting for his life, he became a snowflake. Did you have to work when you were married? No, but I chose to. No, no, no.

You chose. Did you even pay no real bills? You didn't have no skills. Knock it out to work when you were married? No, but I chose to. No, you chose. You didn't pay no real bills, you didn't have no skills. Knock it out. I remember you had this man. This is a whole mess. Let it go back to your husband. That's all you got. And how tall are you?

I'm five four. How much are you way? 1-8-B. Goodbye. Oh my God. Oh my God. That might be the best one I've seen. That is brilliant.

But see, this is actually, I think, listen to what I mean when I first talked to you, I was like, I just love anybody doing relationship dynamics. I can watch anybody talk about, but from any perspective, like he had his own angle and his own way of doing it, but anybody talking to people about dynamics of relationships is just, I don't know,

it's endlessly fascinating. Yeah. Same reason I can watch the Indian matchmaking show, I can watch Millionaire match. Like anybody, like these things to me, I could just watch over and over and over. And his angle was just, the brutal honesty obviously, but man, it's so fucking crazy.

There's so much fun drama. You can really like, if people open up, or they're like, yes, yeah. If they're like open to being vulnerable and talking about themselves. Which like, part of the thing too is like, and I think you definitely have it, is like, you being on somebody

when you sense that they're not, you know? Yeah, it's huge. Yeah, it's huge. Like, you being like, no, no, no, no, no, this is bullshit right now. Yeah, really back. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, Like you being like, no, no, no, no, this is bullshit right now. Yeah, really back. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I've always like talking to people

about relationship stuff. But maybe it's because I'm also so open. Sure. Like I share, I have wear my heart on my sleeve, so I'm like, no cap, you know? Yeah, no cap. Yeah. Okay.

Five, four one eighty. Good bye. Yeah. He did it without skipping a beat too. He did it. He was already over her though. When he heard she left and when he got sick, he was like, yeah. So everything was cool and then he got cancer.

She was like, mm-hmm. That's pretty awesome. No shithee change. Yeah. Yeah. He was going through something He didn't lose his job. He's about to die honestly. Yeah, and financially abusive Maybe he was like I don't know about paying these bills right now. I got to pay for my chemo Yeah, she's pretty bad How about her where she's at? Denny's, I hope so.

Probably. So I show this to this corner? Yeah, yeah, of course. Where were you? Hey guys, where are you gonna get this? Over here, never in the US, say all of the amor. All right now. The Columbia.

I know both the right place. That's the right place. I'm both the right place. I'm both like ew. Yeah. Oh, is he okay? No. Look at him. Yeah. He's definitely got his new, his new, uh, veneer's done.

He looks like he's like quadruple, Vaxed. You know what I mean? He's like first in line. Well, he, he, he, you have to to leave the country this much. You know, he goes to a lot of places that require a vaccine.

He's had like stem cell treatment. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Botox. So much everywhere. So much for Yeah. Botox, so much. Everywhere. So much for a man. It's so gross.

It's too much. And the teeth are obviously too white. It's a lot, dude. It's guys stress this, me the fuck out. Dang. Yeah. You don't have to. I don't know what to.

I can't stop, it's just like, this is what I was saying about like, when I go to Dallas and I see all the girls and I can't stop staring to, I can't stop, it's just like, this is what I was saying about, when I go to Dallas and I see all the girls and I can't stop staring and then I'm awkward because it's like watching just a picture moving. Yeah. And it's so bad you can't look away. Yeah, it's too much towards perfection.

Like he wants to look perfect and in doing that, it's imperfect and weird. Do you know what I mean? He looks like the uncanny valley. I don't know. It's something weird. Yeah. It was really, it was just very creepy.

That's like the most creepiest vibes ever. Oh really? Maybe some of the other things. Oh, there we go. What is like a really good one? Would you ever date him? Is there any money in the world? No, okay.

All right, I'm just asking. Did you, you said you've dated like 10? Are they a wide variety of types of guys? Or are they different? Like are they pretty similar lane? Well, like all 10 of them were just so fast, it was like one week. Oh, wow.

It was like right after my marriage. Oh, I got you, okay. And then I found like one boyfriend. Well, I guess three of, I've had like three boyfriend since I was married. Okay. But the middle part of that was just like, just ran through a bunch of,

I had a list of people that I just like hit up. I was like, man. Great. I got to get like over you. And I was married for so long, so I like always said like no to people. Sure. Yeah.

Well, it's between her 20s, you've just got a list of dicks that are waiting to be teed up. I actually full disclosure, women always have a list of dudes that would gladly slam them hard. I would get. So like we're taking ourselves off the market for one dick.

So especially beautiful Lauren here. I mean, gorgeous blondie. She's got a line of guys around. I hate on a lot. And I was always like, no, I'm marrying. But then when you cheated on me, I was like, no, now you gotta get revenge dick on you. So then I had revenge.

Yeah, I got it. And then what happened? And then I had a boyfriend Yeah, I got it. And then what happened? And then I had a boyfriend that didn't work out. I had another boyfriend he died. Oh, he died? He died? It a fentanyl. No.

Yeah, dude. Crazy. That's just real. Yeah. Was he taking cocaine with fentanyl? Yeah, but he actually went to Mexico and he got like pills and it was in the Xanax So from a pharmacy The pharmacy in Mexico

Doo Wow And then he like never woke up one day How long were you dating? Seven months. That's terrible. Yeah, so I moved to Austin for And like shortly thereafter, I moved to Austin and we dated the entire time. And then he I went to LA for like one night. And that one night I got a phone call that he overdosed. And was he here or he was he was here. That is horrible. Yeah. God. I'm sorry. And so then that happened and then I dated one guy along distance in London and then the boyfriend I have now. Wow.

It really makes me think about the Xanax I'm getting from America. Do you think it's tainted with fentanyl? I think you're okay. Yeah, God. I'm okay. This was probably some sketchy little pharmacist. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Some sketchy little place in Mexico. Oh, all right. That's terrible though. I am so sorry. That's tragic. Yeah. So did you get when you put yourself back on the scene, you're dating guys, did you ever

like a FaceTime or like a Zoom with a guy? You would require to make daddy come. Oh. Does that understand? And it would be done in a way that you want to do either with your body or a friend of yours. That's a girl that you can sell with picture and say daddy stroke to her. All right, or a video that you found

or something that you think will make Daddy's court. But that is like a hundred percent on your shoulders. I trust that my baby will know Daddy well enough to know how to get Daddy to come. That's a big responsibility for you. Are you excited? What are you feeling? I feel like, why do I feel like he's talking about you? and I get daddy to come. That's a big responsibility for you.

Are you excited? What are you feeling? I feel like, why do I feel like he's talking to his mom? I feel like. Do you know what I mean? That's such a creepy level. Also note the mattress on the floor. Yeah.

Actually, I think it's actually better than mine. I think mine was really on the, I think that's actually better than mine. I think mine was really on the, I think it's actually elevated a little bit. Yeah, he's got like a box spring at least. Jesus. Okay. This is what you do. Oh, there's more.

Because I can't spend all my time with you. Yeah, of course. Shuttle off. Every other baby that's interested. And then not get emptied on a regular basis. Get emptied, that's how he's- That is how he said it with his little reverent tie. Ugh.

Reverend tie. Yeah. Ugh. Oh my God, you guys are not aroused at all. I just can't put my head around a daddy, fetish. You know what I mean? Like to be somebody's baby and their dad. I don't know dude. I hold my boyfriend daddy. You do? I do. Wow. But not like he never calls me like baby. Baby. Baby. Not like that. And I do it more in like a joking way like when I want something.

Oh yeah. Well we call each other mommy. I'm sure there are some. That's weird. There are so many. I can't really throw stones. Yeah, okay. Yeah. How long you guys been together?

Almost a year. Almost a year, okay. Good. Yeah. You and Daddy have been together. Almost a year. Daddy and I. Yeah.

It was, it was, it was, it was, it was, yeah. And then it just like, come on. I'm going to puke. Can you not? You should sense that. Know that. And no, okay. I need to fix daddy.

Okay, but is anyone responding to him or other side? I think you've got a list of babies who want to sign up for this. Yeah. Ew, he's got one of those praise kinks. Yeah, he definitely. That's this guy, 100 hundred percent. Psychological issues. Daddy gets mad at you. Yeah.

See, the talk like that doesn't happen. No. What's the weirdest kink you've come across in your dating, anything? I had a guy try to suck on my toes. It's not that weird. And Daddy, you just shamed her for kink not that weird. And Daddy will get mad at us. You just shamed her.

Her cake not being weird. What if it's weird to hurt her? What's your weird cake? And that's a red flag. What? What's your cake? And Daddy will get hard. I mean, I thought toes are pretty standard.

Like sucking on toes? Yeah, of course. That's only if you have a foot fetish. Yeah. Okay, Tom. Whatever So what's your fetish? Toes assholes. I mean, he likes prostitutes. So embarrassing. He talks about the stuff now in his act. It's like, no, I was at a show of his and London and in an arena and people saw me like, sneak in to listen to him and then he starts talking

about sex stuff about with me and everybody starts looking and I'm like, oh no, it's so embarrassing. Well, you have no privacy. No, not anymore. No. I can sagura's telling everybody everything. Well, what's your kink? Getting your toes self-edged. Mila, no, I'm, look, look, honestly,

because I've been in mom town for the last seven years, raising kids, having babies. It's getting your Ted sucked, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh my goodness. Yeah, like I once saw this meme of this mom

who was like, I just realized that everybody and my family's been inside of me. And I think, you know what I'm saying? Like when your body gets used, like not only for your husband, but then as a food source and as a creative human source. Right, kind of the sexual stuff gets put a little back here so that you can be a little here. But now my kids are getting older. I'm starting to get back into being a human again.

So it's just starting to come back. You understand? Yeah. It's kind of I personally didn't like being sexual when I was like breastfeeding. It's like it just like I had to put out because otherwise he would kill me. But you know, like I you say that, but he was just trying to bang your head into a chestnut. He's got it. No, like no. Oh, God. Wait, you said the gut.

You said I had a guy try. Did you like stop him? I think I kicked him in the face. Really? It tickled. Oh, okay. I was very ticklish feet. So it wasn't like I didn't like it.

I just couldn't withstand it. Yeah, it's too ticklish. I was just like, oh! So you don't like I didn't like it. I just couldn't with stand it very I was just like oh you don't have any kinks I mean I feel like I'm pretty dominant okay, you like to be dominant Yeah, like I'm not like much of a bottom Okay, that's good. You know what I mean though like I'm like I just I'm more of like a top That's good. You know what I mean, though? I'm more of a top-sale person.

So I don't know if I have kinks. I just, I don't know. It's more of a bit more. Do you like the men to be submissive? Not necessarily submissive, just, I don't know. Do you like to be the boss? I literally like to be on top. Reference, yeah.

Okay, all right. I think I could kick guys in the nuts. I always talk about this that I would do this if I did. I feel like I need a kink now. You don't need to kink. Kinks are not for everybody. Only for special people. Kinky people.

Well, yeah, not everybody has. But I'm like kinkless. I'm very vanilla. I don't have to have a certain, doesn't a kink or a fetish imply you need it to come? Actually, by definition, no, no, no. By definition, fetish does suggest that.

So people misuse it because somebody can have a kink for something, it's really a preference. And they're saying fetish and fetish by definition the fetish, it needs, like you need it to orgasm, by definition. Oh, really? Yeah, yeah. But I'm saying it's overused.

It's used incorrectly. So people are saying fetish. Oh, really? Yeah, yeah. But I'm saying it's overused, it's used incorrectly. So people are saying that. Oh, yeah, so being vanilla is just, but a kink doesn't mean that you absolutely have to have this. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's good to know.

Let's bring Stormy kink for you to try. Um, without telling us, then that kind of is your man doesn't have a kink like something out of the normal, you know, he's just very sexual. He's very sexual. Yeah, we have sex all the time. Okay. I feel like his mom and dad are gonna watch this. Probably. Yeah.

Well, what's one you wouldn't you be open to trying? Would you peg him? No. Okay, that was quick. That was so good. Mm-hmm. Will you eat a scrum? Okay, that was quick. So good. Mm-hmm. Would you eat a scrub? Oh, wait.

What? What? Go ahead. Lay it on, or segura, you opened it. Would I be open to who? What? Would you know, like, raise his legs up and put your... No, whatever you're gonna say now, thank you.

No. You wouldn't, you wouldn't raise his be-hole? No. Yeah, see? Straight. Pretty girls don't lick men's, thank you. No, fuck no. You would like his be-hole? No. Yeah, see, straight, pretty girls don't lick men's be-holes. No. She doesn't have to, so she won't. But it's only girls that have to do that shit that will.

Bullshit, cool shit, do it all the time. Is this a kink if I, like, I would masturbate for him? That's great. Is that a kink though? Well, it could be if you, if you, to proud to get, if you enjoy it, and it's like something Well, it could be if you, if you, to know. If you enjoy it and it's like something that you need. Look, look up kinks, Nadav.

I'm talking like, it's pissed. Yeah, what about spit? Piss, spit, shitting. So I feel like it peed on a shower all the time. Same with this guy. You know, he's like, let's save water and then you know, he pisses on it. Yeah. Okay.

Okay, here's some popular kinks. Let's see what Lauren can try soon A list all right age play Baby just we're just talking about baby daddy balloon fetish. No blood play. Oh, that's cool. Oh, no The bonus thing you might like that's pretty you like to play right handcuffs tie up Road chips dips chains whips candle wax on the nipples like 250 shades of gray. I know it's like a straight out now. Okay Breath play. No, that's how you die cock and ball torture. Oh Cloud female the tub is thumbs up and cock and ball torture.

I'm saying there's some cool stuff on here. It's like, why don't we just try some stuff out? You don't know if you'll like it. It's true. Why don't you kick his nuts? I like that. I would kick a guy's nuts. I don't know this guy, but I don't think he's gonna be

into that. You're a threat to play. No, no, no, no. Cuckolding. I think the dominant is a submission she might be into. Oh yeah, if you're like power. What about the erotic electrosdemulation? Get some like voltage going in there.

Jesus, like what about a taser and just be like, yeah, maybe he'll like it. Oh. Maybe you'll like it. No. Exhibitionism? Oh, that's for sure me. Yeah.

Oh, there you go. There we go. You're wearing Donna Busce. I love seeing you. You want to fuck on a bus? Oh, I've had quite a few experiences, naked in public. And you enjoy it. Yeah.

So this is a kink of yours. I actually do get off on that. There you go. There you go. I found it. Okay. Yeah. I'm not kinkless.

I'm out. You did it. I'm an exhibitionist. There you go. There you go. Perfect. Yep. I'm going to have. There you go. Perfect. Yep. I thought I was going to buy a taser.

Here we go, food fetish. Yes. I have a hersute fetish. What's a hersute? Hairy. Tom's hairy. I like it. Well, he's progressively losing the hair.

Well, just up here, but then the rest of it gets hairier. Did you know that? When they age, like his chest fur has actually gotten more. And it's a lot. It's a lot. Pass here too. Humiliation. Hot Wifeing.

Oh, I can't wait to try hot Wifeing, babe. Cool. Impact play. Oh God. Okay, what is this one? From Japan. It is Malat. What?

I don't know, just feel like that's how you make a trick. Oh, tickled. What? I don't know. It just feels like I'm talking about you. From the sensation to be, oh, tickled. No, I don't like that. Latex fetish. That always kind of scares me. Yeah. Massacism.

No. Sure. Often described as edging. Yeah. I could get into that. Yeah? I could get into the, like, orgasm control stuff. Cause there's like some, like, mental,

yeah, fuckery there. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Yeah. Do you just have these sound effects on cue? Or was? Yeah. You're like a DJ. You have all these little. Of course I do. Oh god.

Oh, okay. Enough. Um. Are these personal recordings? Yeah, some these little of course I do. Oh God Are these personal recordings? Yes, I'm a little more. Oh, yeah, do that one for let's see if you spot anything in there in this one Yeah, yeah, cuz like this I imagine that Lauren may have received something like this in her like you know Lauren it was great meeting you Good morning, Lauren. All right here we go. Good morning Julia. It's me Joe. Just wanted to say hi. Wish you a great day. Tell you that meeting you yesterday and getting a look at you was probably one of the greatest moments of my life. It was so beautiful. You don't know how beautiful you are to me. I mean

just you're gorgeous, you're precious. But it's been sit in my mind when you said to me, you want to go back with your ex boyfriend. Please erase him from your memory. Don't ever go back in the past. I know, because I've been there, and I understand when, you know, you're trying to find somebody and you go on dates and not the compares to your ex. But there is that better person out there. And Julia, I promise you it is me.

I will love you like you never been loved before. You may yesterday. I'll cherish you. I'll make you feel like a woman, a real woman and believe me. After you experience me, you won't even know who your ex boyfriend is. Open up your heart. Oh, he keeps going Let's go full throttle. I could see me falling in love with you They're just out of my mind just looking in your eyes and I just melt

Anyhow, I'm heading off to work. This is my cute little home. Everything you see behind me I built everything every square wrench from crown mold into chair rail to floors to lighting to plumbing doors windows. So this is the type of guy you get. I'm a very handy guy and I Love to build you whatever you want. You're a sweetheart. So I hope this video doesn't scare you. I just want you to know that, okay? And I look forward to going out to dinner with you. Oh God. Let's make it happen.

Oh, you think? Wow. Oh, nothing. Kiska, bye. My kiss was really. Man, I bet they met on Hinge. They met in a parking lot. How do you know that?

Because we met Julia, the way that this room was sent. And then what? He was at the gym, she was at the gym. He saw her sign in, that's how he saw her name. And then when she left the gym and was walking to her car, he was like, hey Julia. And she was like, and then he's like, in a short, he's like, you beautiful, you precious. And she's like, I'm thinking about my ex. And he was like in a short, he's like, you're beautiful, he precious.

And she's like, I'm thinking about my ex. And he was like, don't do that. And then he could, can I get your number? And she goes, how about I get your number? So he took her phone, she started typing the number it, and then he took the phone and dialed himself so that he had her number. And then he centered this video the next morning,

like after they had spoken for a few minutes. And then, that's all her number. And then he centered this video the next morning, like after they'd spoken for a few minutes. And then that's all that happened. She took the video and shared it with friends and then it kind of got out there. Wow. Wow. Yeah. Yeah, pretty wild, right?

Hope this video doesn't scare you. Yeah. It scared everybody. The funny thing was to watch you, it's because we've experienced a number of times, but to watch you go through all the emotions, because you were like, oh, and then you were like, ugh, and it was a progression.

Well, at first, I'm like, oh, this is such a sweet video, and then it just progressively gets weirder and weirder. It's a much too much. It's like, it's a red flag video. Yeah, big red flag. Yeah. It's something that everybody can You know way relate to though, you know like that's what is so it's always stood out about this video is that there's something about the video that scares Like maybe scares women for a different reason for men. It's like oh dude. You got to pull back from this Yeah, because you know the emotion right you know the emotion. Yeah, it's like, oh dude, you gotta pull back from this. Like, because you know the emotion, right? You know the emotion.

Yeah, it's a desperate thing. It's like, you know what it's like to feel that we don't express this fully. And then he was like sent. No game. No game. That's exactly the right phrase. No game.

Well, that's exactly right. Because with, here's the thing, he knew that if he did something like a little saviour, it wasn't gonna get him anything, so he was like, I'm just gonna put it all out there in the first video that I ever sent to this person. Can I tell you, as a woman, don't you feel like when somebody puts it all out there,

when someone does that, they don't really need to. Like usually when you're in a relationship thing with a guy or you have a rapport with a guy, you kind of feel it already. He doesn't need to put it out there, right? He might need to like, just, hey, I'm, you know, but to put it all out there, especially after just seeing each other in a parking lot.

Oh my Christ. That was like a proposal. Yeah, yeah. This is like a few hours after a one interaction and in those few hours you've decided to say, I will love you like you've never been loved before. I mean that's intense. In general, you don't need to put it all out there guys. No, of course. Like if it's working. Of course. If it's working, you shouldn't. No. I have to do that. And he wanted to build or whatever. Whatever you want to build.

No, I have to do that and he wanted to build or whatever you want built What can he do anything? Chair rail electric plumbing electric the fucking I grounded the floors. What do you want? He does it all But your boyfriend can't do that Lauren. Oh man definitely Wouldn't be my boyfriend. Yeah. No. Shout out baby. Ugh. Ah, so yeah, look, we are so stoked.

I mean, we're so stoked for your show. Yes. It's going to be right here every Tuesday on the YouTube channel. It's first date with Lauren Compin. You can also listen everywhere you get your podcasts. Lauren, is there anything else that we wanna send people towards right now to see you?

No, you can find me on social media everywhere. At Lauren Compton. And I am Lauren Compton. I am Lauren Compton. This is a real treat. And like I said, we're excited. Thank you. So to have you in the family, why am I?

Let's go full throttle. Full throttle. Who are you going? You're going to in the family. Why am I? Let's go full throttle. Full throttle. You're gorgeous. You're gorgeous, you're precious. See you guys soon. All right. Thank you guys. Thank you.

What's going on? It's Charles from Match. I just wanted to do a video instead of a text or a phone call. And I'm confused, I don't know, since 730 doing some little video that I should say in this video that's gonna be going up on YouTube and my office size my actually my new office I really like it like a line it's got this really cool view we're already now there we go okay there we go, okay? I think it's Saturday. So tonight I'm looking at lilies in Union Square. Oh!

Say, ready to eat a clock, eat a team. Oh! And I'm going to be in a fantastic movie that because I have so much to film looking at my to-do list all around the post and notes and everything else I got my... My ice latte. Latte. My ice latte. Latte.

Hahaha. Wattay. But anyway, now I should be a text and let me know if it works. I can do 830 but little bit earlier it might be top I don't even do a lot of doughs. And so I should be called and I'm going to actually make it to the beginning. Those trolls. you