Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura - Farewell Nadav | Your Mom's House Ep. 726

Episode Date: September 20, 2023

I Love Columbia!! Welcome back to another episode of YMH. This week, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss Christina’s plan after Tom dies, how Tom accidentally “twinned” with cousin Andrew Huberman, attractive men who marry blah women, embracing anti-social behavior, and more! They watch videos of a guy explaining why girls with big butts smell, new videos from the Columbia guy, and some more educational videos.It’s a sad day at Studio Jeans, long-time producer Nadav Itzkowitz is leaving the Jean Team. He sits down with the Main Mommies to discuss his time with the show, what’s going to happen with the marathon, and what next is in store for him.https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinaponline.com/tour-dateshttps://store.ymhstudios.com/https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast

This week on YMH When you die, did I talk about this already on the show? When you die before me? What I'm gonna do? What I'm gonna do? I've been planning on it, so what I'm gonna do? Can you just fucking try something? I'm not into shitting the bed.

You never heard you like this? Yeah, well, it's fucking high-teened novel, see if that continues. Oh my god. Welcome, welcome to your mom's house. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. Beyond the new, your mom's house. Oh, hey, guess what, I wore kind of a goth outfit for you today.

Dojo yoroshko, tom desu. Oh, tell me about that, that is very nice. Do you like it? Yeah. Because, you know, I've been feeling my goth vibes. Yeah. And you always tell me I dress like a nature lady. So I wanted to come in and show you what I'm capable of.

Well, look at me. I'm all bright and sunny today. No, I'm opposite day. Yeah, no. I'm feeling darkness. That is, it's very cool though. Right? It's cool.

Thanks, I appreciate that. This color is very deep blood red. Yeah. Anyway, just feeling my roots, you is very deep blood red. Yeah. Anyway, I'm just feeling my roots, you know what I'm saying? Yeah. I've been watching what we do in the shadows, my favorite show. How can you feel good?

I love it. I wish I could be a vampire. That's awesome. Hey, if I become a vampire, do you want me to change you into one, too? Nothing. Seriously? No, I can't wait to get out of this world. Mm-hmm.

Are you done? Well, part you ate the most. I don't know. I don't know. It's just like, it's kind of, I feel like it's already been a full ride Are you done? Well, part you ate the most. I don't know. I'm not even. It's just like, I feel like it's already been a full ride, you know? I know. I feel like I've lived about 10 lifetimes

with the shit that I've already done. So I'm done. I'm good. I don't need that much more. Do you think, do you believe in reincarnation? Do I really believe in that? I don't know. What do you think happens to you when you die?

I think you're just gone. You just rot back into the earth. Yeah, you know what makes me think that? What's that? Just how long there's been human life and existence? Just billions and billions and billions of people have been alive already. It's like, yeah, they lived and they died.

And then new people live and then they die. And that's just the cycle of how life is. I think we try to put more meaning into it. For reasons that make sense. Sure. Make sense to try to give it more meaning. It makes sense to think about another realm of reality that... But I mean, I think all that is to quell the mind's anxiety about it.

You know, I used to feel more that way. And then now that the aliens exist, you know, my reactions with them and the fifth dimension and everything like that. We are part of a collective consciousness here. And I think we just returned to that big consciousness. Oh wow, look at you. Thanks.

This is Heather, everybody. Thank you, I'll trade you. I got you got me coffee. She's so sweet. So thin. Good job, Heather. Good job on both of those things, Heather. Thanks for being thin. thanks for getting the coffee.

Yeah. Well, it's like the flight attendants, that's what I'm talking about here. Until very recently had to weigh in. And you're like, well, yeah, that's... No, it's been a while since they had to do that. How long? Just fucking 40 years.

I know, because now these fatsoes are... It is so upsetting to get on a plane and see a flight attendant that just looks like your friend's mom. I know. Like the fuck. They're not even hot. That's what I'm saying.

It's such a bummer. It's so gross. Who's got the hottest flight attendants left? Like what I think Virgin needs to make an effort? Maybe. The hottest flight attendants are not in the United States. Never. It's all international.

Yeah. You get on Kwanis, Emirates, Cathay Pacific, they kind of give a shit about what the aesthetics are. Yeah, you can tell right away. You're like, oh, thank you. And you realize how happy everybody is to interact with them. Yeah.

So it's not grumpy barb who's just like, oh, this is my fourth flight in 48 hours. You know, like poor lady though. Oh, my feet hurt. Hold on, it's trying to move through the aisle sideways. My new favorite flight attendants are the game end now. I feel like there's a lot of games. The game male flight attendant is crushing the game.

They're always fun to interact with. They always like a little giggle, little sense of of humor, sun, and yeah, they get it. That's so good. Yeah, there's also the Jacked Gay flight attendant. Love the Jacked Gay one. A total bear guy. He's so jacked and he's like, what can I get you? And you can tell, you can tell he's a boozy,

but you can also tell that. That's gay in Hungarian, just so people don't speak fluent Hungarian. That's right. We've been, I taught Tom some Hungarian code words over the years that we can speak about people in the world. Probably shouldn't give them all the way, but yeah, it's okay.

There's a few that are like, so. But yeah, the jacked, I've seen him more and more. The jacked flag. The jacked flag. But think about it, Tom. If you're gonna be a gay flight attendant. Be Jacked. Yeah, and you're in different cities every night.

You could bang so many dudes. Yeah, you sure can. I think they do. Of course they do. Although a lot of the women, I think, you know, there's that fantasy storyline of like the flight attendant who's banging. I think a lot of them don't though.

I think a lot of them bang the though. I think a lot of them bang the pilots. I bet you pilots fuck. I think it's more in the past. I don't think it's as much today. You don't think they get to fuck us? I think they do, but I mean, a lot of them, come on, a lot of them, they look like math teachers, you know? But it's the uniform, Tom.

It's the uniform. I tell you, when I'm walking through the Aero Puerto, that's Spanish. And I see the pilots walking and I'm like, oh, there's a man of authority. Sure. It's very exciting. You kind of care what's under the uniform, too. A little bit, but it can mask a bad body if they've got a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a,s like he means it. Like you just, like this guy's in charge. I don't know anything about you. I'm just covering things about you every day. Here's another thing about women you might not know. No funnier shit bro. I don't care about nothing bro.

Them girls with them overly big butts, they stink. I don't care about nothing. I know for a fact when you open that shit. Like bro, I no the back shot wind Not a good smell bro Oh Wow Mom said Mom, sit down. Mom, sit down. Christina, push it.

Christina, sit down. Welcome to your mom's house. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, butts, do you think they smell? Oh, he's jacking. Woo-hoo. Woo-hoo. Woo-hoo. So, yeah, big butts. Do you think they smell? I mean, I saw any, I saw any shaking his head in there. Is this, is this a new cap report? Uh, now I'm just, I just feel like, you know,

he just got that energy. He don't really get shit. So that's really where this is coming from. Ooh. I'm pretty sure, I'm pretty sure. I'm pretty sure a big booty could stay denying this and he's just like, oh, smell, y'all stanky. Oh, interesting.

He's a hater because the big booty girls won't get with him is what you're saying. Yeah, and here's the thing, the big booty girls are coveted, right? They're desired and most men are like a big booty. Yeah. And he's just like, ah, that's bullshit. They stink, right?

Gosh, that's a pretty good insight. That's interesting, and yeah, you really nailed it. Because I know there's a lot of guys that are not complaining about those big booty girls, you know? Yeah, and I also feel like most of them. Anyones booty can smell. Yeah, little butts, big butts. I find that heterosexual men generally don't care

about the butts smells. They're gonna get in there anyways. Yeah. Yeah. Right? I don't you guys kind of don't give a shit. I mean, I think there's a kind of a line for booty smells.

But a little bit of a whiff isn't gonna like deter you. A little something is not, you know, you know, you're in the booty. Yeah. So, but like, obviously a stinky ass, like your ass, I mean, that's a deterrent for anyone. Sure. Yeah.

Yeah, except for the guy that goes to Barnes and Noble, and Sniffs butt, see probably kind of like that. He likes the stinky butt, yeah. Yeah. Guys, you know what I keep thinking about from like two weeks back now is Bobby, the guy that would just walk up to the truck driver, like, can I suck your dick? And I was like, well, that's so bold. God, that guy that would just walk up to the truck driver. He's like, can I suck your dick? And I was like, wow, that's so bold.

God, that guy was amazing. I know. Yeah. Hey, how you doing? Bobby. He's like, cool. And Bobby's like, it's like your dick. What's that?

What cocks act? No, thank you. Oh, okay. Yeah. Oh, just out here going for a walk. I like girls too. Yeah. He's like, okay.

But that was the coolest part is that he was like, but I'm not gay. He's like, okay, it's just like, dick sucks, dick sucks ain't, don't make you gay. What do you mean do? Just tell you, I mean, I thought you were sitting out here. Yeah, I'm walking around. Thought it was, you know, possible to have a conversation with you.

I didn't know you were gonna be all uptight about it. Fucking bitch. Stupid bitch. Was it cold? Yeah, so fascinating. And his sales pitch was so casual, which I think is the right way to do it when you're. They're the right man.

That is, look why he's walking towards me. A right man, will help you. Right now, I don't know for. Shuffling up. Shuffling is slippers, is house slippers. Oh, the shit Okay, how you doing button? That's just there

That's so fast No sir Yeah, yeah, I mean he gets the pitch and so fast. Yeah, he does. He's my trucker's fine. Is that your truck? I wish you that. My trucker's fine. Okay.

I'm just on the phone with my managers. Mm. Mm. All right. Yeah, I'm bisexual. I love one of them. I'm not the main no queer. I'm not anything like that.

Okay. It's all right. I'm not anything like that. Okay, that's all right. I didn't know it was over. Had a gaff on Fox. I'm toast now, what's with you? It's like Tisdick. Anyway. Yeah, I mean the pitch of like, but I'm not gay guy. Like I do this.

And he's so fucking old. Well, it's great too because what happens is like that truck's there. Bobby's down the street probably at his house, goes, that truck's been there for a minute. Yeah. All right. And he just, Yeah, he's like, that guy looks like he needs his,

I mean, he's like, he's probably like, oh, this is further than I thought, shuffles all of you, like, finally I'm here. He's like, how you doing? I'm Bobby. He didn't know by the way, who was gonna be in the driver's seat. See, I, He was just ready to suck anyone's. But that's, no, your honor, I'm thinking. He didn't know by the way who was gonna be in the driver seat. See, I-

He was just ready to suck at anyone's. But that's, no, Your Honor, I'm thinking it's different. Let me tell you, because I'm thinking of now from Bobby's perspective. I'm really trying to get inside this man's head. I think he likes black dudes. Right. I think it's his thing.

And he saw this guy roll up and Bobby got excited. I know. He's in such excitement. Hold on, he didn't even put on a shirt. He was like, I gotta get out there and suck this guy's cuck. This is my type. But I don't, from where he walked from, it's like, how do you see who's in the driver's seat?

Maybe he was in his, you know, he was looking and he's just, he's sitting in his living room, peeping out the window. I just thought, I think he thought there's a truck that means there's a dick in there and I'm gonna suck it. Just any trucker. Yeah, I think so. Yeah, I think he thought there's a truck that means there's a dick in there and I'm gonna suck it. Just any trucker dick. I think so.

Yeah, I think it could have been like the king of the king above 18 could have been there. He was like, how you doing? It's like you dick. How often do truck drivers say yes? I must be. I mean, it happens sometimes. Yeah.

Because what do you think is badding averages that he's a cop? It's not super high, but I think it's respectable. You know. Yeah, you know, such a sweet voice, meek. Yeah, Bobby. Name's Bobby. How you doing, Bobby?

Thank you, Dick. What? Wanna get your cocks up? Huh? Well, he's like, oh yeah, how's your truck doing? How's your switch to it up? Like, he's like, how do I get out of this? It's almost like, yeah, like he mumbled something,

just very, just throws it out there, right? Yeah. Blacks and the Jews, what? Hi, if you're not here, it's fine. It's okay. It's okay. Thank you. That's a good day.

You too, sir. I'm off the air from the world. All right. I'm off the air from the world. God bless. God bless. See you later. Just like, so matter of fact. Just, shuffles back blow the wheel. I'm gonna blow the wheel. I'm gonna blow the wheel. God bless. God bless. See you later. Just like, so matter of fact.

Just shuffles back down the road. Today's gonna suck. That's what he's thinking right now. Today's such a bummer. Yeah. That guy's face like, what? Just have to have to fuck. What is that?

Yeah. That was amazing. The audacity of Bobby. Yeah. The balls on of Bobby. Yeah. The balls on that guy. Yeah. I can't even imagine what universe I would walk up to his total stranger, be like, may I lick your genitals?

Yeah. Can I lick your genitals? It's fucking crazy. Yeah, crazy. Dude's, dudes, dudes, dudes killed, dudes lick each other's genitals, unsolicited. Yeah. It's crazy.

Well, what is wrong with you guys? Man, are different. Why do you guys kill people? These are murder each murder people. So weird. Jesus. Making it such a thing. Anyway, I was on the Instagrams and it was really cute. You posted something the other day about you and your cousin, Huberman. Yeah. You guys were twinning.

Yeah. We really are cousins, people don't know. That's so adorable. Look at you guys. You know it's funny. I jokingly say whenever we see each other, we have an agreement we will dress the same. You know, as a joke, this happened organically. This was not, we didn't actually plan this out.

Right, that's why it's so- That's why it's so miraculous. He hit me up and he's like, hey, you're performing an aspirin, I'm gonna come to aspirin to hang out and watch the show. I go, okay. So, you know, show day, right?

I'm doing the, this is the second day. I text him, I go, hey, you know, here's where to go. Here's where your tickets are that kind of thing He's like do you need anything you know he's being like The way supportive family is before a show like do you need me bring you are you looking for any like Big yeah, and I go I go no, I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I'll see you after the show. And I said, you know, they'll bring you backstage after the show.

All right, comes backstage. Like, I've obviously been on stage in this, he comes backstage in this and I go, what the fuck he goes, I know, he goes, you walked on stage and my friend was like, did you guys call each other to dress? This happened completely organically. That's, by the way, just shows.

What are the shoes? That has been down to the shoes, the detail, the pants are even cut the same, the shirt's the same. It just goes to show how we're all connected, right? We're talking about our minds are connected. You guys are related. So that's crazy. So the relation for people who have asked is that

my mother's mother and his father's mother are second cousins. Crazy. And they hurt his family. They were in Argentina, mind, room, Peru, but they both are of Basque origin, meaning Northern Spain. And that's how they're related. Oh, crazy. Robert Paul. Not his cousin. That's his male lover. So they can they coat. what? They, so cute, they wanna dress alike. So cute, they wanna dress alike. I wonder on who's the top or bottom.

Well, Tom, spam turkey brains. Oh. Big beak, self-pray, segura. Hmm. With what? With, was by. Was by now, he is gay, but way too late. Where's your dead glasses?

I know, they're here. Way too late. glasses. I know they're here way too late. Oh, your trans glasses. Oh my God, for this old goat is a no gay pride shame. I don't know what the fuck that means. But he's been going hard. Oh, I love that you're fashion statement. Are I your style dressing is so old men goats. I would never be seen with you. I, your style of dressing is so old men goats.

I would never be seen with you. Humpty and dumpedy dressed alike for to see as their love was real. As these two rejected men shared a bed and done the nasty as dirty old Tom goat would now. I wonder if Louis CK is on another tour he goes to meet. What the fuck Wow Jesus Robert you know it's funny I just saw red bands comment it just says K I know yeah Robert's been on it yeah yeah yeah

yeah well ham sandwich and then okay what did he regret to see you cousin you killed it that's crazy that you guys were what are The chances that of all the outfits even down to the shoes. It is spooky. Yeah, it's spooky. I think it's ever happened with me and everybody I They're like oh, it's cool. You look like his big brother. I'm like he's older than me. I'm like oh He's my big cousin No. He's my big cousin. They're like, oh, you definitely seem like you're the older one. I'm like, great.

Thank you. You still look old. I mean, it doesn't bother me. It's fine. It's always been your thing. With that I look old, everyone's always that I look old. No, I know when you were 23, we were like, Tom's 33,

you just always looked old. So now they're like, and then I get, oh, we could see where the good genetics went. I'm like, great. Thank you very much. You just have to get that facelift done. When you get the facelift, you got to do it like Kenny Rogers did. Look young.

You got to pull it way back. Hi guys. I'm doing your face. I'm my handsome now. Do you want to know? What about RPC? He takes care of himself. What is RPC? He takes care of himself. What is his regimen?

He's never shared that. Guys out there just bagging on me every day. He works out. He's on the tee. You think it is that? Is it his workouts? Definitely his workouts. Definitely.

You know what he does do? Because he always looks very do-y in his apartment. Yeah. He's like a sauna in there. It's good for your skin. Yeah, sauna's are good. Everyone's saying that's not good sauna. Yeah, you do coal plunge. He's like a sauna in there. It's good for your skin. Yeah, sauna's our good. Everyone's saying that's not good sauna. Yeah, you do call a plunge.

He does sauna. And he masturbates in the sauna. I gotta get me a sauna. But he masturbates in the heat. And I think that's the secret to good health. Yeah. 50 times. He should have in his solar.

50 times right. Up. Yeah. God, we gotta get in touch with him. I know. By the way, this reminds me of your, I'm just blown away that you're like, oh, these pilots are looking good,

but you pointed out to me the other day that you can't get, you can't get, you're like, what's going on? I think we saw somebody somewhere or something, attractive man with a blah woman. How did that come about? Did you just... So, no, so I was at the playground with the kids.

Now I'm always like, Ah, that's where we were, I remember now. And I love people watching. I ended up talking to them. Well, the chorus, my super power is gonna fucking lunatic. I observe. This is amazing. So I love observing parents in the field.

And to be clear, you have this observation, and then I join you, and you go, you see this attractive man with this woman, and I'm like, yeah, and you're like, what do you think's going on there? You do a full questionnaire, and then I'm like, I tell you my thing, and you're like, good guess, I spoke to them,

I figured like, ha ha ha ha ha ha. It's called having fun times. I don't know if you like fun.'s called having fun times. I don't know if you like fun. You observe this handsome man. So I'm on the playground and everybody's a fucking dud. Usually everyone's tired and everyone's just,

you know, misery because it's the playground and it's never fun being out with your kids. And it never is. We all think it's gonna be fun. It never fucking is. It's always exhausting. 70% is a drag, 30% is fun. So I'm just sitting there suffering,

like I always am with the kids. And I'm sitting there on the bench, and I see this really good looking hot dad, very few hot dads, very few hot dads. He's got, he's tatted up. Agreed, by the way, I noticed that too, very few. I mean, Austin's got like the bun dads, the man bun dads, which to me is like total beta male.

But it's rare to see fit dads, hot dads, yeah. Very rare. Or most of the time dads in general, like on the playground, it's usually women. Yeah. Anyway, so I look, he's all tatted and he's in a really good shape. Yeah.

And he looks like a skater And I'm like, I wonder if that guy is a skateboarder. He looks kind of familiar Da-da-da and I'm like trying to figure it out So he's next to me. He's pushing his kid on the swing. I'm pushing my kid on the swing And I forget how I talked to him. I'm like, okay. Oh, I'm just honest with him. I'm like, hey, can I can I um Can I guess your life? Sometimes I just ask people in public. Can I guess your life? And they're like what? And I'm like people in public, can I guess your life?

And they're like, what? And I'm like, I'm a comedian. I like to imagine what people's lives are like. So you're just like kind of like smooth and things out. Tell them I lay the groundwork. Yeah. And I'm like, I just want to guess your life. Is that cool?

And he's like, yeah, like he's, I can tell he's into it. He's a creative looking guy. I knew that by the tats and the outfit. And I go, are you like a skateboarder? Or something like kind of reckless and creative like that. And he's like, no. And I know I say I did do what he is.

The guys, he's a music video guy. So he's in the creative field. That's why, yeah. And then I see the wife. And I'm like, and that's your wife. And I look over and it's just kind of like, okay, like kind of uninspiring, just like a regular broad, like not, like let's put it this way. His looks are like, he's like eight or nine, but she is like a two or three. Two or three? Two or three. Yeah.

And I- Two or three, I mean, just like this. Okay, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, five, five, five, five, shit. I'm, I'm, I'm, Two or three is a dog, I got a dog. A dog, a dog. Okay, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, five, four, five,

four, five, don't get too many. I think it's probably like a- I'm on LA scale, which is like better scales for looks. Let's be honest, okay? LA model scales. Anyways, it is, we gotta be honest with you. There's a lot of stuff that's better in Texas

and ain't the look. So, go ahead. Yeah, this was in LA and there's a lot better talent. Yeah, yeah. Like people are just generally, it attracts models and actors for me. Like that's where they all go. So anyway, she's kinda, and I'm just like, the attire is kind of boring.

Just kind of drool. I can tell she's just like kind of a fucking dud. Just like, what are these basic broads? Jesus Christ. I'm interested because I'm like, this guy looks interesting as fuck. The wife is boring as fuck. So she runs a normal business. I start asking him about her.

And of course, she's getting nervous because I'm talking to her husband. I'm like, don't worry, I'm married. And I'm not interested. You say don't worry. Well, in so many ways. Okay. I'm like, look, I saw your husband is very lovely.

I'm just guessing his life. Can I guess your life? She goes, yeah, and I'm like, you are some kind of an accountant. Of some sort. Not a compliment. Yeah. She's like, well, kind of, yeah, I have a business and go to the dudas.

So then I, so I get the full story and then I see you. Yeah. And I go, you see those two over there? Yeah. What do you think is going on? Yeah. And I do, and you're also like, can you believe that that guy settled with this fucking broad and like, very rare?

Very rare. Because it's usually the other way around. But I told you, my guess, and my guess was correct. Yes. My guess was that they've been together a long time, so she may have even been with him before he kind of came into his good looks or his physique. Yes.

Which is the truth. And you nailed it, because it's very rare. It's usually the hot girl with the guy who's not as good looking, but maybe he's got a lot of money, maybe he's got a huge cock, maybe he's a pilot, maybe he's in prison, but he can draw like those kind of things and make a man an asset. Anyway, so yeah, they were together since college and she snagged him in college and that's how you do it.

So, ladies, get your hot on the glow up guy in college. And then he's trapped with you. Like you. Oh, you're totally glow up. You've, you've rewaglowed up so much better now. It's so unfair because you can become like a hot dad. And then my stock just, women's stock just always goes down.

Plummets. After 35. Every few months it goes down for a woman. Yeah. Every three months a woman's stock a woman. A few months. Every three months a woman's stock is down. Down, down. Where did you hear that?

I didn't hear it. I just thought it and said it. Oh, that's what you've been observing with me? Just all women. I'm like, boo, I've seen her in a few months and she does not look good. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. But as men, yeah, we get, like, first of all, you get grays and people are like, wow, those look great on you. It's so dignified. It's just kind of, I don know. Yeah, no, you're so lucky that way. Yeah, whatever dude. It's cool. I don't care I actually I don't care and what's interesting is that women the more we age we become like men and then men become more like women You get that low T stuff that I like so much. Yeah, and then we become more zero fucks given because our Hormones decline. I don't need you anymore. I'm fine. Like I can just be alone. I don't want men. I'm done. Yeah, it's true

It's crazy. Yeah, that is the ship. Yeah, yeah women are like get away from me I just want to live in the forest with 10 dogs and just I don't want to take any I don't because you know what it is I think women get so tired of taking care of people. That's right. Well the time your men are probably like I'm done I've raised my baby who's gonna take care of me and guess what it's so tired of taking care of people. That's right. By the time you're a menopause, like, I'm done. I've raised my baby. No, like who's gonna take care of me and guess what it's gonna be? Another woman.

That's what happens. I can't wait. Yeah. I can't wait. Your final lesbian stage is the final, is the way out, yeah. That's all you want is a companion. Because you're not interested in banging.

Like, I don't know, maybe I will be in menopause. I doubt it. I think my pussy's gonna dry up and you just turn into a man and you don't wanna have sex. But this is why I want to buy. This is my idea. When you die, did I talk about this already on the show? When you die before me?

What I'm gonna do? I've been planning on it. So what I'm gonna do when you're dead is I'm gonna buy a mansion in South Beach, I think, somewhere? A mansion in South Beach. I was thinking of the Versace Mansion. Good luck. And then I'm just gonna invite all my favorite female friends

and we just age together. I'm not gonna get remarried. I'm not gonna get a bunch of dogs. That's it, I'm gonna invite my best friends. Very chill, it's a hotel. No, man, I'll out. It's a hotel now? That's cool. Good luck in's it. I'm an invite my best friends. Very chill. It's a hotel. No, man, allow it's a hotel now. Yeah. That's cool. Good luck in acquiring it. Why? That's what you're gonna die. You're gonna. I ain't leaving you that much. Come on. For that, you imagine what that cost of that is? I don't know. They turned it into a hotel. Yeah. Yeah,

I think it's probably put the price. Let's do a price. I just like where it's located. Honestly, I don't know. Oh, it's all for 125 million. Yeah. Probably need a lot of Renault too. Oh, what does it cost to buy? Did it, that's what it was on the market for. Did it have a different sale price?

Oh. Oh, it's a bargain, 41.5 million. You do, never mind. Very accessible. That's from Sam. Yeah. Okay. I like that location. I want to Sam. Yeah. Okay. I like that location.

I want to be right there on some... I think you can probably get a different place in the area. No, I'm just, I just use that as a for instance. I definitely could. But then your friends join you. Like the Golden Girls. Yeah. Like I really like that way of aging.

Like I said, but you have to be out of the picture. I'm not going to remarry. I don't want no fucking boyfriends. Okay. Just me and the girls. You and the girls. Getting ripped. So this will be a nice girls. You and the girls. Getting ripped. Still be a nice guy like a howl who's like Christine.

I bought a rose for you. I don't want it. I don't want romance. I just want to bang Puerto Rican dudes at that point. Whoa, whoa, whoa. What I thought we were doing single life with the girls. Yeah, but then every now and then I'll get lonely and then I'll fuck a Puerto Rican dude

that I meet in South Beach. What's wrong with that? Jesus Christ. What's your with that? Jesus Christ. What's your life gonna be like when I live? You're like, I mean, aren't you like in your 60s or 70s? That's fine, that's what they like. And the Reacon is, how does he? 28 tops.

Tops. Tops. You think he wants that old tasty place? Some of them do. Some dirt bags have like a grandma complex grandma. You'd be into that. Here's what I've learned too in the course of this show, is that for every woman, there's a pervert out there

that wants it. That's true. So women, we've been so obsessed about, oh, I'm not perfect, I'm not old, I'm old, I'm not a mother. Don't worry about it, sweetie. There's some fucking dude out there that's Jane is D to you right now.

Right now. And actually, here's the thing, every one of you. Every one of you. Every one of you, there's guys that are like, you're exactly what I want. Yeah, are you thick girl with nice feet? You want a squirt? You like guys in prison?

Yes, what? There's a guy there. You like motorcycles? Verified. He's in prison. Mm-hmm. I keep thinking about those inmates too. Yeah, and then everything that you're insecure about,

there's a guy out there that actually fucking loves that. Loves it. Yeah. So yeah, there's something for everybody. There really is. And women are so forgiving of men. So forgiving. Yeah, we don't put up with all of it.

Yeah. Just as long as you're nice to us, she's this. That's just treat me like decently. I know. And when the woman's like, he's great. Of course, just don't abuse me, don't cheat on me. Yeah, don't beat the fuck out of me.

Don't be an asshole, I'll be loyal, fuck it. I'm loyal all day, you know? Hey, for loyalty. No, these important. Obsessed with me, surreal. Yes. That's what I like about it. I want to be off, sis.

Ha ha ha ha. Serrry. So yeah, let's see, you die, let's say you die. I don't know. Couple months from now. No Okay, no, no, no, you can't play this game like it happens tomorrow because now you got your looks and your money You can only have one Do you know I'm saying like if we're gonna play this game right? Okay?

Serrio like so how old are you when when you know? You're in your 60s. Oh 60s. Okay, so things are kids are gone So you have to worry about the kids? Faded. All right. Yeah, I guess I probably would fucking go to a Medejean, Colombia and Spend a little time down there I make videos 99.9% of the guys in great comments. I'm old school guide code You got that one percent that has to have like a safe account and make the stupid comments because the hates his life is white hates him.

Well guys, those are the guys, the whites are DMing me on the side saying, you're toxic, but I like it. Okay, I'll talk to the two minutes. Just say, are you married? Just say, does it matter LL? Lock. Don't break the guy code.

Was he at the bar last night or the club? He's got the- I don't know. The bracelet from the- Yeah, the air conditioning's pretty loud there. It's so loud. Yeah, it's so fun. Yeah, very cool guy, aesthetics going.

Oh, always the same. The angle sound. Yeah, but he's saying he's not even interested in breaking the guy code, you know? Yeah, we'll look. It's. You do as wise frame. As a goat, guys. It's too much trouble to get with the married woman because then the husband's gonna. Yeah, no, that's that's that's smart. Yeah, you don't want any part of that at all. I should do. Yeah, this guy's, he's back and forth. You know what he's doing?

He's got some business in the States. What do you think he has? I think he has like vending machines or something, you know. He collect your quarters. And so it's not that much in Jersey, but down in Meda-Ying, it's fucking a lot of money. You've really been taken with him. You've been doing his voice around the house.

Yeah. How's it going guys? He's so special, man. I like this guy. I like him too. He's a thing. 100 bucks isn't much, but here, 20 bucks a pop. That's five nights in a row, baby.

And you're helping her out. You're helping her out with rent. You know, there's no that is see, look at that. The dentist, do you think he had his chompers done and made a heen? And the heen? It doesn't look like it was done at the high level of the state.

Does not. You know, a lot of people are going to Latin America for a third reason, so. The teeth done too. The teeth, a bottom plan, a slipo. No fucking way. I feel like there's some things you should never look for the discount on.

No. You know what I mean? There's some things where a discount is not gonna. Teeth? Yeah, if you're like, I gotta get my fucking nose job. It's like, you fucking go into debt

and go with like the top people. It's your face. Yeah. Yo, and like people are real. Yeah, but you can get up for $3,500 in Cambodia. So, are you crazy? And people will realize veneers are really intrusive. They shave down your real teeth,

so you don't have teeth anymore. Right, and then think about this. It sucks. You'd like, let's say it doesn't go well, then what are you gonna do? Well, then you're gonna pay one of those top guys to fix it. Of course, and you pay the top guy out of the,

you don't get it done. Don't get it done. Face lifts at a discount. Well, here's a problem with Colombia living when you're getting old. Because my dad, by the way, my dad, so my dad around retirement age was looking for the third world retirement plan as well,

which is what this is. It's actually. You go like look, America's too expensive. And every bitch is an uptight bitch. These bitches are ugly and old. Where can I go to get laid and age and live cheaply? And then you start looking in places like Thailand, the Philippines, Colombia. By the way, I love it. I love it.

Maybe you should do that for my death. 60, I mean my 60s. I'm going to be fucking like, I'm not gonna wanna tour, I'm not gonna wanna do any show business. I'm just gonna be like, this guy, you know, the boys are gonna be like, what's up, dad, you know, it's cool, I'm crazy. They're not gonna like you, yeah, yeah, no, no, no, no,

be done. So then here's the deal. But here's what they don't think about. And here's what my dad didn't really consider either. Yeah. Is when you get old, your body breaks down. And where do you wanna have your surgery? No, I know.

And where do you wanna have your healthcare? In fucking... Yeah, but here's what I do. Thailand or America. I send her about healthcare system of doctors here in the States. Oh. But I live in fucking Thailand, Brazil, Colombia, Philippines.

So you fly back every time? Well, if I have some serious shit, obviously. Yeah, I mean, little checkups, I could probably do. But like, yeah, what I do is I get clear, docs like you're good to go. I'm like, I'll see you in like six months, nine months. I'll come back for another follow-up. Okay.

Go down there, vacation, taking some sun, you know? I'll get to know other cultures. Well, that's a thing is that hooker pussy does cure you of a lot of it. This guy looks great. He does, he's really a fucking, he's in shape. Yeah. Thanks, Gary himself.

Yeah. He's on a diet. I think he fucking third world pussy. He's a real pussy and I think he actually eats really well. I think he takes care of him. I think so. Yeah, no, he works out. He's in the gym.

Or the other thing people are doing is retiring on cruise ships and just cruising around the world. That ain't me. That ain't me. I'm fucking a hey cruiser. Dude, it works. No, I could not do that.

Bro, even if they were like five star, I'm like, I don't wanna fucking be on a ship with these dirty motherfuckers. I do, I would do like a cool place near a beach do that. I don't want to do that. I don't want to do that. I don't want to do that. I don't want to do that. I don't want to do that. I don't want to do that. I don't want to do that. I don't want to do that.

I don't want to do that. I don't want to do that. I don't want to do that. I don't want to do that. I don't want to do that. I don't want to do that. I don't want to do that. I don't want to do that.

I don't want to do that. I don't want to do that. I don't want to do that. I don't want to do that. I don't want to do that. I don't want to do that. I don't want to do that. I don't want to do that.

I don't want to do that. I don't want to do that. I don't want to do that. I don't want to do that. I don't way. Cruise ship. My parents would have done that. If my dad had lived, I think I could have been like, hey, do you want to do a year of cruise? He'd be like, I don't, you know what, that sounds pretty neat. Yeah. So I was like, my nightmare. The buffet every day. Oh great, month six, come on, great.

Went to Barbados again, it was kind of neat. I know eating the same food week after week, gambling. How much can you do? Everybody knows me now in the ship, kind of nice. People say hello. Oh, that's really cool. What a day. Very cool.

Yeah, my dad, yeah, he didn't end up aging in a third world country. He just married like a broad, from where's my house, someone mom from now. Yeah, yeah and then yeah, they live they live somewhere obscure here here here not in Texas. Oh, they live like out out there somewhere out there so wild so crazy. It's like that's the retirement plan. You have to be so funny. If you were just doing your regular scrolling through the talks and then you found your dad like,

Oh, so I want to talk to some of the guys out there, you know, all these fucking bitches here are the worst. And he just does, he starts doing these videos. Oh, I always thought my dad should teach a seminar or have a reality. And he likes attention. So it's weird that he didn't gravitate towards social media. He doesn't like it and mess. He doesn't like public attention.

He does like personal, like the women, the doping. He's in the room, yeah. You should be the center of the room's attention, but not the world. That's not his tease. Yeah, I got you. He doesn't want to be exposed. All right, that's like Charo too.

Right. Charo's not really like, you know, I make her do like podcasts and stuff, right? But she does like personal attention. But the irony is that Charo and my dad would be such great entertainers because they're so funny and bizarre. Like my dad is so anti-social and funny.

He's funny as shit. Is shit. Yeah. And I actually too, interesting, Yana, we should bring this up. Now a while ago, I mentioned the story at the super market, where I channeled my mother's anti-social rage at the guy who thought the car was idling too loud, and it worked my benefit. Recently, I channeled my father's anti-social behavior, and I fucking liked it. So we had some visitors come by on a Sunday at a Lord's Day, right, with their little baby. And I like these people very much. But they came over

and I was tired. I've been there for... Unbelievably. You know, I was just tired. Dude, I'm mom, I'm work, I'm over it. And anyway, my dad, when I used to go visit him, even when I was an adult, even as a child, he would do this. You'd be visiting with him, and then suddenly, he would just get up, excuse himself, and take a nap. Sometimes for hours. And you'd be like, where's my dad?

Like, he's just sleeping in the middle of the day. I thought it was very rude, growing up, until I tried it. And I have to say that I really love getting up when our company was over and just getting up and taking a nap. And then I came back, I was happy as a clam. You didn't think so. I was like, this is not,

because our friends were like, you know, I was like, you know, I was like, hey, let's hang out, let's go over here. And then we went for a swim. Let's go for a swim. Yeah. We're getting in there. And after a minute, they were like,

it is Christina coming. Yeah, I should probably just like getting ready, getting her swimsuit on. Sure. And then like, you know, 20 minutes went by. And they were like, everything all right with Christina. I go, you know, probably one of and they're like everything alright with Christina I go you know Probably one of the boys is holding her up definitely you know they're up there just you know, yeah, who knows who knows and they're like okay

Then like hung out some more in the pool got out of the pool, you know dried off change hanging out in the living room I don't know hour and a half or something. And then you were off down, you're like, what's up guys? And they were like, hi, you're like, guys, I just nap. You're just like, right. And they were like, okay. Now here's the coolest part.

It's great to visit you guys. What's the coolest part about our friends? Is that they were like, oh, good, was it a good nap? Yeah, yeah. And that's when I realized they're gonna be our friends for life because a real G. Yeah, yeah. And that's when I realized they're gonna be our friends for life. Because a real G. Yeah, they don't give you a hard time about it.

No, your real homies are like, I get a girl. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Go nap, I'll chill with your husband, it's cool. Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah. But my dad, I felt that was very rude because I didn't see him very often. Yeah.

And then he was drinking like 10 or 12 beers before. He's pretty awesome. You know what I mean? Like I was a different kind of person beers before he's pretty awesome. You know what I mean? I was a different kind of. It's a forced nap. Yeah. That's where your body's like, no, this is not an option right now. 10 to 12, Benadrill and then the dessert.

10 to 12 will put you down. Yeah. That was a different kind of that. By the way, speaking of that car idling. Yeah. You know, the other day I was here at the office and I went out front and the car was idling, you know the other day I was here at the office and I went out front and The car was idling. Yeah, and I think Zola walked out and he was like, yo, this is loud as fuck It was the one that you that the guy mega. He's like that is so loud

Really? So even you are like I mean, we I was trying to talk to Tom and I could it and I couldn't. I couldn't, it was like a fucking jet engine. Yeah, it's really, I realized it too, because they were like talking to me and I was like, what, they were like the mountain moving and I was like, hold on. And I had to walk around and I was like, what's that? They were like, that's really loud. I can see why the guy was bothered.

I was like, oh, that guy's right this whole time. That's hilarious, What the fuck him? He still sucks. He's still a goddamn goblin. Yeah, he sucked. He did suck. He still sucks. But just to round out the story, it was fucking loud.

You know, but I think I am becoming more comfortable with being rude and just like that, like taking apps when I'm tired, like, dude, I'm tired. I'm up, man. You should be very proud of that. But I'm embracing, listen, I'm just saying, I'm embracing the qualities of my father that I find to be positive. Yeah, well I would say you're not embracing rudeness.

That's the way to say it. I think you just, no, you're just embracing, like listening to yourself and not necessarily making choices that are to please others. That's right. Right. And I think I've been a people pleaser more of my life. A lot of us make that shift as we get older. That's the greatest part of getting older. Yeah. Saying what you feel, saying what you mean. Yeah. That usually takes a while to get to. I mean, it sucks that our bodies and our faces are rotting and we look like shit. but like the cool part. Thank you for the reminder.

It's a, I forget sometimes. The cool part is that you're so much better inside. You are, that's the trade off. I know, it sucks. You become a better, more interesting person that looks like shit. Yeah. And your insides are pretty but your outsides are ugly.

You look good, you don't look so good, but you're fun. Yeah. You're getting closer to dying. You definitely are. Speaking of the coolest of guys, you know, we played a video that we were blown away by a few weeks ago. It was a man who had nared his asshole. Who can forget?

He's been in my heart for the last month. Yeah, and it turns out, he's a pretty cool guy that keeps making cool videos. Yeah, that's not the only one. So here's another Kevin Leonardo video. You can find these on YouTube uncensored. It's been over a month since I've neared my butt hairs and so they've all grown considerably. For reference, this is how hairy my butt is right now.

And today I'm gonna show you guys how to wax your butt using wax strips. If you're wondering why this is my pose, this is actually a lot more comfortable than bending over backwards on the ground. Okay, so today we are using the Nair wax strips. Follow these instructions carefully. Three important tips. Appropriate hair length. Hair should be no longer than half an inch. Trim if necessary.

I think my butt hairs are fine. I think these are not like super, super long. Why is this, is that, those are his balls. Yeah, sack, dick, asshole. All, weight right out there. And plushie next to him as well That's cool the little little robot plushy. Yeah, it's just yeah, they punch in so that you can see really close Oh, that oh, that's how long your asshole hair is I didn't realize it

And this is again YouTube's like well, yeah, he's educating people so There's that and then yeah, he's making people. So there's that. And then he's making sure that everybody knows. Dude, keep your chillers off. So that's peeled this strip. Look how it's matter of fact, this motherfucker. The innermost part of your cheek is where the hair is usually. It's not that.

So just now, I'm to pull, hold the skin, towel with your free hand, and with one quick movement, pull the strip off with the other hand one two three Okay, that was a more hairs for sure so I don't know you still prefer the cream inside He's all modest now. Honestly, I think I'm still really hairy if feels like yeah I can't really see but it feels like I'm still super, super hairy. Like I know I can do better than this.

You know what I mean? But like if you prefer waxing, co-act. Bro, he's holding, for those who are just listening, he's holding the wax strip. It's an asshole hairs, yeah. You can see his asshole. What it, can I say something? What if this was like a brilliant marketing campaign

from Nair, and they're like, our brand's feeling a little dated. They would be crazy not to fucking pay this guy. I. And they're like, our brand's feeling a little dated. They would be crazy not to fucking pay this guy. I mean, they're crazy not. I'm gonna buy Nair tomorrow. So here's the, you ready for the big update? Yeah. If you missed it, in case you missed it,

we propose doing our own educational videos with our very own Dr. Drew. Of course. On this channel, Dr. Drew is game. All right. We have reached out to people to participate for how to examine your testicles, your breasts, where your prostate's located, how to squirt,

and Dr. Drew is going to, sorry, maybe not that one, but Dr. Drew is down and we're making these. So we are making these and we will be releasing our own educational videos on our YouTube channel. And we hope that you're excited about it. Well, the people need to learn stuff. I mean, they don't teach you this in college. They really should.

It'd be so crazy if Dr. Drew just got a wild hair in his ass and just was like, and this is how you dick goes in. And starts making a porn here on our set. We're like, what are you doing now? He's like, sorry, I just, sorry, buddy. He's like, sag guys, I was in color. Yeah. He's all juiced up.

Got it. Oh my god. Forget how much fun this is. No, but we're super excited. And they will be educational. They won't be, you know. No, no, this is education, Tom. People are paying for this.

Yeah, but no. And they, no, this is free. Dude, I would hate for our kids to stumble on this motherfucker. I'm like, wait, what did you see, Alex? Like men, when they get ejaculation, the plus again, we contract. Yes. But you always, you're always going to ejaculation all the time again we contract. Yes. But you always go into ejaculation all the time,

you're not gonna work because you lose all the energy. When you go to the toilet up, you finish, you get your finger go in and you must start to the front. And that is the, so everybody can do it yourself. If you want to put a group and make some oil, castle oil is the best. I'm sorry, I'm not understanding. This is our friend.

What is it, man? Man talk chia. This is the 50 times left, 50 times right. Sexual exercises guy. 50 times one right side, 50 times left side, 50 times front, 50 times back, 50 times down. Like, wow. I can't aggressive, you know. Okay.

How often am I doing this? You have to do every day until you can control. Every day. So, that's him. And, uh, this video, he's explaining about the prostate. Mm- the prostate and he's doing a demo in front of people and it's pretty graphic you know. So you can see the hole there the finger can go in about this deep. First you hold for 20 minutes 20 it's all in 20 times and now you're going to release the area.

One hand press in and one hand just try to take it out. Look at him. He's holding the guy's sack. In the million dollar part and above and below that. No, it's in the million dollar part area. In the million dollar part area. Dude, for people listening, can you tell them what we're watching? No, it's in the million dollar part area. In the million dollar part area. Yeah. Dude, for people listening, can you tell them what we're watching? Well, we're watching a woman who's wearing gloves that is attempting to learn how to massage and handle the prostate. But our cool friend is holding up a guy's bag with his bare hands.

And that ring. It's a saucy ring. A saucy ring, nice watch. God damn, dude. Yeah, it, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, So intense. Just you're gonna find a hole and your finger can go in this deep. Haha. Okay. The lab. But this is the million dollars. This is actually the cross-the-clan area. Yeah.

When you work on it, the body will send blood and C and N and G and nutrition to that. It's like when you take a weight and you keep on doing this every day. Every day. Every day. Oh, you want this big? Okay, I put more blood vessel and put that. The same thing. Yeah. There we go pull up the bag

Jesus, dude. He's really aggressively spreading that guy's bean bag. Yeah, he really is Does that feel about your prostate's getting manipulated like that? Are you into it? Never had it happen. No, you not into it. Not into it. I tried it. It felt like I was shitting. Don't like it. Okay. What about you? I mean, I would I'd'd be open to the, you know. Can I do something? If I could wear gloves and we could get that guy to spread your balls up like that? I think I could handle that part

if you wanna just get the gloves. I'll pull up the bag. All right. Okay. But once you shit all over my fingers, no. Are you sure? Yeah, I'll have shit already done. I promise. What do you mean?

I will have already shit when this happens. You'll have enemudge yourself. Yeah. I'll clean myself out. Because he doesn't mention that. He's not saying it's probably in the video before that we don't have. You know, he's all right. I don't think he's like just not addressing. Because I come there's no shit on that woman's finger. Because the a lean? She's a lean. Okay. Lean himself out. Oh man, dude, that's so fucking wild. Yeah. You gotta grow up a little bit, you know?

I'm so afraid of my asshole. I feel like you and I are on the same page here. I don't like it. I mean, I'm not afraid. I just, I just don't like it, man. I don't want everyone trying to get me on his mouth fucking train. I don't like it.

I know. I know. I know. I just gotta try it a are like, oh, I just see, he's got to try it a little different. No, I'm good. Come on. Stop being a fucking baby. I agree because when there's a finger in your B hole, you just feel like you have to brown. It feels like you're shitting on somebody's hand.

Yeah, it feels like I'm literally shitting and I'm just in my bed. So it feels like I'm shitting in my bed while a girl is in it and we're fukin'. Like, this is not cool, man. I'm not with this. I'm so into feels like I'm shitting in my bed while it girls in it and we're fulking like this is not cool man I'm so into this I agree I'm not can you just fucking try something I'm not into shitting the bed I agree it's like that is not sexualized so are you gonna back out of this again the thing you already agreed to do no I will finger your ass if I can wear latex gloves I don't think

fine why don't we do it on the next one I made sure I will finger your ass if I can wear latex gloves. I don't think fine. Why don't we do it on the next YMH level finger your ass. No, I'm not doing it live. You're chicken shit now. I don't want to broadcast it. Who says I want to fucking broadcast it? I just want to fucking do it. All right. All right, are you gonna fucking chicken out like you always do? Spread your legs like this or you're gonna go into the dye dye. I'll do either one. Pull your legs out. What everyone doesn't make you go, I'm saying I'm gonna send my fingers. You're just jealous. Yeah, you're with a jealous of this guy. Versace you, man.

Finger not invited. It's fucking put some lube on your fingers. That being a fucking child. This is so awful. It's so awful. I mean, look, I know women, I know a very good friend of mine. She's been married a million years

and she does this for her husband all the time. Well, she, she says it, she fingers his asshole and gives him beages and he just loves it. I'm so, but she's way more than me. Good friend, I'll do respect. I'm just not this gnarly, dude, I'm not. Just fucking try it. You can't try something once.

You can eat the same shit every day. Yeah, I like eating the same thing. No, you don't. I do. No, you experiment with things, you try things. All right, it's not pressuring me. No, pressure's where it's at. You got to pressure people that are like,

I don't like come. You got to fucking pressure them. I didn't say come. I know, I know. I know. I know. I know. What's that gross? I'm a comsla. Okay.

All right. Well, listen, little doggy on your way home. Yeah. Go get some latex gloves. 50 times, right? 50 times, yeah. Get some, some lube. Okay.

And stop being a baby, you know. You're not afraid. I'm fine. Can I use my middle finger? Yeah. Should I take my rings off? No. I'll get some enemas too.

All right? You have to clean. Yeah, you're right. You're dump sound horrible lately. This morning it was again like, I was, I didn't dump. Well, I heard it, then it was not a wind. I didn't dump.

Are you sure? I'm positive. Then you just made wind. I it, then it was like a wind. Are you sure? I'm positive. Then you just made wind. I did not. It was disgusting. No. You're full of it, man. You're full of it, man.

All right. All right. I love you. Love you, too. And we're back, and we've got something to tell you. This is a YMH Exclusive. YMH Exclusive.MH exclusive. YMH exclusive. Joining us from outside the booth

is the one and only Nadams. What? A.K.A. patio Callahan. Um. Shalom, Shalom. Shalom, Shalom. So happy to be here. I'm sure.

I'm so excited I even brought something for you. Nice. Boy, this is just getting better and better. This is real gotcha journalism. You like, how does it make you feel already? Like I want to kill myself. Sure. So why don't you tell the folks why you're not in the booth

and sitting here? Sure. It's been a wild ride. It's a, I remember when I reached out to you guys, it was like a week after mostly stories came out. Wow, it's 2016. Yeah, February 2016. That's when I reached out within a day,

you responded back and being like, Hey, this resume is pretty good. What do you want to do? You want to take us to YouTube? Yeah, me for breakfast, like in a couple days or something. Was it, was it, was it 2016? It was 2016. Wow. Are you sure?

Uh-huh. I'm positive. Here's why I don't think that that's an accurate. Can I tell you why? Yeah. So in 2016, like our son was born in 2015. Towards the end of it. Yeah.

And here's the thing, I remember meeting you at this coffee place in Redondo Beach. Right. Well, we were already not living down there in 2016. No, no, no, when I joined you guys, because you were still out of that office, there was at least two or three recordings that were still from that office.

Okay. Because we moved out of that Redondo place when Ellis was four months old. Oh, and so that's when we met you. It was early 2016. Yeah, I think it was like one of the first times that Christina had come back from record. Like you were just like, oh my god, hi, I'm Christina. So nice to meet you. I just had a baby.

I saw I don't look like this all the time. That does sound like me. Wow. It sounds like me, yeah. Okay. But yeah, 2016 was when I started with you guys and, you know, just slowly building and building and just seeing this fucking crazy thing evolved to. There's now cameras hanging off the ceilings and joysticks and all, like everything is just

getting crazy and crazy. And yeah, as time goes on. Like you stay at a place for pretty long time, and you kind of get used to just the way things are. And I think, and I think a lot of people could relate to this, but when you go into a place day after day, you, something just hits you at some point, and you look around, and you're like, I don't, I don't think this is for me anymore. Or I don't think this, I feel like me and this place and everyone in there, we've kind of all outgrown each other.

Yeah. And it kind of all just hit me at once. And yeah. And so I mean, with that, it was very hard for me to come to that realization. It was very hard for me to have that talk with you guys when we did. But it was horrible. I was a horrible monomer.

I'm resigning for my position here at YMH. And you're moving on. I think everybody, I'm curious about a couple of things. Number one, what's going to happen with the marathon in November? So I was thinking about that. And you know, when I, when I'm working here and everything and, you know, I knew that I had this big ol' support team to help me with everything.

And these last couple weeks, my hip has been bothering me so much that I couldn't go on my two-a-day walks. Like the people, the health people that I've been going to were like, hey, fucking don't walk for a week, you fucking idiot. Like it hurts when you walk, don't walk for a little bit. I was like, oh, but I have a marathon coming up. And I realize now also with me leaving

and me losing health insurance pretty soon, I'm going every tendon on my bones are going to disconnect. Like I am a hundred percent positive, this marathon will handicap me. That's so fucking great. So you're doing it? No.

Oh, you're okay. Okay. What I am doing is this has kicked me in the ass and I've seen how good it feels to feel good. Yeah, it feels great. Wouldn't have thought that. Wouldn't have thought that because I mean in February, I did go to gambling rehab, but at the same time, I don't know if this is news to people, but my father also died around

the same time. And I kind of just started eating compulsively just as a comfort thing. And I think that's when I ballooned from the way I thought I was. The thought you were. That I thought I was at my fattest. And then I was like,

You learned. I learned so much fatter. That I'm so much, my fattest is actually such a bigger number than I thought it was. That's pretty crazy, right? It's really crazy. Yeah. And so just getting back down to what I thought it was. That's pretty crazy, right? It's really crazy. Yeah.

And so just getting back down to what I thought was my fattest weight. That's an accomplishment. It's not only an accomplishment, but I realize how much better it feels. Yeah. And so what I'm going to do is, no, I'm not going to be running the New York marathon

in a month from when this episode comes out. Right. But I will be running a marathon. Really? So I'm going to be continuing this journey of fitness. I'm going to continue to lose weight. That's great. I'm still going to try and get everything as good.

I'm going to be doing two a days. I'm still going to be posting all these updates on my Instagram. Are you trying to set a goal date for the when you'll do them or just like you just know it's in the future? Here's what I've learned. Okay. Is that if I tell my body, Hey, you're running a marathon in six months, my body isn't gonna listen to that.

Yeah. It's not gonna be like, Oh, for sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's just like, Okay, you could do that if you want. All we're detaching every muscle and ligament from anything that it connects to.

So I'm gonna listen to my body. I'm gonna aim for 12 months, maybe 16 months, maybe do some 5K runs on the way, maybe like, I'm going to build up to it. That's a really good goal. But yeah, but I'm planning to continue my journey of fitness to the top of it. I think you'll feel much better.

Yeah, and you'll continue to, yeah, get healthier, probably. Yeah, it's trimmed down a bunch. It's crazy. How much are you down from your, fattest? From my fattest, I'm down 32 pounds. Oh, 32 pounds since June, since mid June. That's great. Yeah. That's a lot. Feels good. It feels good. And I'd like to continue all of it. That's a lot. And now I know,

no, I know when we were in recida, you were like, I, I leave the office, I go get my chicken wings. I thought you were about to talk about the vaccine weight. No, I know when we were in recita, you were like, I leave the office, I go get my chicken wings. I thought you were about to talk about the vaccine weight. No, that was the funny moment to my life was when you had to get to your vaccine weight. That was the best time ever. But I remember. I'm sorry, I really bad idea. Yeah, super.

But I really remember your routine. You were like, yeah, I go get wingsed up and then I go home and I eat my wings and I do my thing, you know, smoke weed and stuff. Is that still part of your life or what have you replaced that with? Well, here's what's crazy is that when I first did a keto, wingstop was actually helping me lose weight. Because it's that type of fat or it's just like, it's not breaded, it's high in fat and

tie in protein, it's whatever. But like, it's an high in good fat, it's not breaded, it's high in fat and high in protein, it's whatever, but like, it's an high in good fat, it's not high in good protein. So although I'd lose weight, this part of my body would always be hurting. From eating them? On the inside, yeah. I would probably gall bladder issues,

maybe some sort of kidney liver function thing going on. It wasn't good. Right, right, it's like I'm getting to my goal, but like not in a way that's probably... I'm eating this food, but when I do my insights hurt. It hurt, yeah, a lot. Yeah, a lot. And the ranch dressing, I'm sure, doesn't help.

Yeah, you had to probably scratch the ranch. You do, no. He got the ranch, you like that ranch. I mean, the ranch was, I mean, it's ranch, it's ranch stock. It's ranch, yeah. It's like you go for the ranch, you stay for the wings. But so now, so what are you replace that with now

or have you replaced that? I've been cooking most of my meals. I've been eating a lot of grass, like I love steak. So I've been eating a lot of grass-fed, grass-finished meat, like lean meat, complex harbours, sweet potatoes, and leafy greens. Like it's crazy and all that stuff, you can make a taste good.

Yeah. And it does taste good. It does taste good. It does taste so good. I mean, yeah, sure, I don't know. I don't know, I just, yeah, it's, it can taste decent. You're still on that wingstop train? No, no, I mean, I barely eat at my age.

You just can't really eat a lot to stay normal. No, no, no, I just had to be in cheese burrito before this. Like, I don't know, I'm all over the map. It's good on you. Thanks, buddy. I have to say, I am very sad that you're leaving. I was actually depressed the next day. I was at my house and I was like,

why am I feeling sad? This is weird. And I was really sad to lose an adult. You've been in our lives like, yeah, since 2016, since the birth of our first child, but you were like our first retard at some point. We do have a lot of great memories of you, and we've actually put together a little video.

Oh, this is gonna make me cry or mad. What's going on? I think it's nice. I think we should all watch this together. Oh my god. My name is Nidavitskowitz. I am a producer here at YMage Studios. Get ready to have a good fun show in Hamesh.

Arba, Shalosh. Same. You don't think he's OK? You think he went to work the next day? I think he's totally fine. You can't get too much coming those balls. You get too much coming, you're black. Wow.

What amount of money will you pay to permanently hurt? I don't want to permanently hurt you, I want to do it. I just want to hurt me bad. No, I'm fine. Have you ever fallen in love with it? Yes. What were the attributes that person had that made you fall in love? I think it was talking shit to me.

You're surrounded yourself with such a good word. What is your favorite movie? So the story is about Nick, who You surrounded yourself a fucking shit. You surrounded yourself a fucking shit. What is your favorite movie? So the story is about Nick, who is a dumb piece of shit. You got a nice haircut. Oh yeah. I threatened to show you somebody getting very severely hurt. Yeah, I don't like those dude.

Me neither. It's the hardest I've ever heard in the doll laugh. That's the hardest I've ever heard in the doll laugh. My am a fucking Jew. Or knows I'm not a fan of this J-Shit. What's your name gonna be? Patio- Patio Callahan. What's Kitten-Nidov baptized?

The fun bit. You need some updog. What's up dog? How much? What's up with you dog? You're fucking dead. You want to kill him? I'm sorry, I'm not sure what's up with you, dog. You're fucking dead. You want to kill him. I'm sorry, I'm serious. I'm just an outside dog who keeps shooting inside.

You deserve it all. The kicks, the screams, the blood. Look at his having such a good time. What a happy you made him. The dog too bad? Why does he have a job? That's fine, good oldies are. Hurry up and find that shit. You fucking do.

Oh. Oh. Oh And I don't think I found what you were Sweet guys, you know the guys did it so you got a pretty sure. Thank you booth boys So you're you've passed away clearly. Yeah, back from the dead, just like, jeez. Back from the dead, just like the man JC. Yeah, you guys do that. The other thing, we have the marathon update. People wanna know where are you going?

Where are you working anybody? Find you now. Yeah, so there's kind of a twofold to what the next chapter in my life is. One is Catholicism. Yeah, three things. Jesus, Jesus Christo is now the person that I'm gonna be following in his footsteps.

Right there, you just went over a whole bunch of things. Go ahead. But I'm going to be doing, I'm still gonna be in content, content creation, But I'm going to be doing, I'm still going to be in content, content creation, but I'm going to be doing some consulting on a couple of different projects, already have some stuff lined up that I'm really excited about. But also I'm going to be creating my own content. I'm not 100% like I'm still fleshing it out, but I know that it's going to be something that's weekly. It's gonna live on YouTube It's gonna live on patreon. Okay, and if people here want to support me and see more content for me

they could go on to my patreon and Subscribe over there gonna be constantly adding stuff to it making it more valuable and you know Do you know like what like what kind of stuff you're gonna be doing? Is it? Yeah. I've been noticing a lot of people kind of comment. Like there's some channels that kind of comment on what's going on in the podcast industry

and just in this universe of podcast. And they're all coming from the perspective of fans. And they're like, oh, here's probably what's happening. And this is probably how this is happening and I think they kind of lack a little perspective. I love the content, but I'm gonna be coming and approaching it from the perspective of someone that's been in the industry for eight years.

I got you. So I'm gonna be giving my take on that stuff. I'm gonna be talking about my favorite moments and podcast history. Literally the shit that I love about podcasting is what I'm gonna be talking about. Gotcha, and you'll do it on YouTube and on Patreon. Yeah, it's gonna be short form, maybe some stuff will be longer. I'll be documenting this fitness journey.

Gotcha. Yeah, just all content and adove. And you're consulting on what on podcast stuff? On, on, okay. So pretty much anyone, I mean, I've, I don't, you know, I've struggled with imposter syndrome my entire life. But I think, I think there's a, there's quite a few pirate ships that need help building. And some of them are doing things correctly, some of them are doing things incorrectly. And I'd love to be there to help guide ships

and steer them in the right direction. That's great. That's great. What are you looking for? I have just something for you. I know. What page are you on? The J-Pay. I approve juice.

Yeah, there it is. Yeah. Juice are funny. There you go. There it is. Yeah. Okay, so Patreon, will you do the multiple tiers? Like, what are they, they're going to see you comment on

podcasting stuff and then will there be like a more? Yeah, like they'll be opportunities to like I it's still in the early phases of it but you do a thing where like if they pay a certain tier they'll get like you're running socks and you're underwear like so you put it in a simple bag. Yeah oh that's a great one. I was thinking maybe only fans. Here's a, it might be better. This is why, this is more. Well, there's like guys I want to jay their D's to you. I'm feeling like that's really. And ladies, I'm sure ladies want to,

I sure don't laugh so hard. Okay. But like, what's more probable that someone's like, I'd love more content. Here's money. Or I'd love to jack off to you. You're a guy and I'm a guy and I like red hair and cool Irish guys. So, you know, put like just do, yeah, just like

do a video of you like walking around your apartment or like getting out of the shower. Guys jack off and then you get paid for that and then they send you a message and you send back like, I hope you dig. Such a good idea. Hope you dig hard. Yeah send back like, I hope you dig. Such a good idea. Hope you dig hard. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Also like, yeah. And just a name on my podcast. I hope you dig hard. Hope you dig hard, yeah.

I hope you dig hard. Well, you be, so this is your podcast, so you're gonna comment, so you're gonna do like a review of what's being said in the podcasting world or kind of deeds. Yeah, just in stuff that interests me, you know? There's like, just in podcasts that I listen to,

and not even ones that I've helped produce here, there's like just in podcasts that I listen to and not even ones that I've helped produce here, there's like 30 podcasts that I'm personally interested in. Seriously. And I think a lot of people are interested in more podcasts and there's hours in the day. Do you do you stay on the comedy world or do you step out of that too for podcasts? I'll throw a couple other stuff in like you know,, it's, you know, listen to a Huberman every now and then, I'll just read them every now and then, you know, valuable education. So they'll hear your opinion on like Huberman's weekly podcast. You know my opinion or a summary or just like, hey, if you didn't get around to listening these podcasts over the last couple of times, like, here's the just of this one.

Get some sunlight. Okay, go to bed early. Thanks a lot. Yeah. One cigarette a month. Yeah, yeah. So, but okay, so only fans, I really think you should consider. And cameo, I think you might have a good window of like a few months of like really ripping some cameos.

Happy birthday. I'm on cameo. I'm on cameo. I already do that. Geez. Cameo.com slash variant of doftere. I don't know if that's the your. Wow.

You already got, how long have you been doing these? I mean, I've been doing that for like close like a year or two. All right, so you can get. What? You can get an adopt jack and off. You can get an adopt when you have your birthday. You can get an adopt. Perspective.

There's all these different. Wait a minute. What are you saying to people on Camio? What's your... It's usually birthday stuff And they're usually like hey fucking Google what I should do on my birthday. Oh my god fuck. Oh, so you do like a I do I mean Googles as well as I can't what's the price here? Things like 40 or 50 bucks or something. Yeah, all right. That's like that's decent. Well, hey man

I got fucking make a living. I'm saying that's not like, that's decent. Well, hey, man, I got a fucking make a living. I'm saying that's not. No. No. That's not nothing. Right, but now I would like to say, you know, I'm trying to not overlap too much

on stuff that's over here. So I'm making a formal announcement that I'm switching to Bing for my search engine choice. Wow. Google no longer gives me the results that I need or want. And also, they're kind of a corporation. Google no longer gives me the results that I need or want and also They're kind of a corporation and I don't I don't believe in that I believe in the little guys so By the way by the way man right now. I think this is very funny that one of the last things I asked you to do

Was to cut something out of the two bears you didn't cut it out. Oh Oopsy-wopsy. I was like the last thing I asked you to think. That happened? Yeah. Oh, my bad. Okay. And there it is, everybody.

That makes sense, all right. Do you remember it or no? Yeah, remember you saying it yeah, remember you saying it. I remember you saying it. Okay. Cool. Good. Good.

Thank you. My bad on that. I got you. Yeah. We go into the YouTube bedroom. You should call the podcast that, my bad. Is your what? My bad on that.

Yeah. They feel like you say that a lot. Well, no, well, I'm changing it till let me get your dick Carter. Well That's for your only fans. That's your only fans. I'm telling you just bro You get multiple subscribers on the only fans. You know I'm saying hmm Yeah, right. I hear them in there going mm-hmm right? Oh, I didn't hear that yeah and I'm like, mm-hmm, right? No, I didn't hear that. Yeah.

All right. Now we're gonna miss you, man. We're gonna miss you. I think everybody here will miss you a lot. I'm gonna miss you guys too. You bring great energy, great vibe, great laughter. You're, we just love you so much. And wishing you the best.

And you can see the dog one only fans, Jack and his dick. And it's for, you know, honestly, like you really forced us into like a diversity thing and to have that leave, it's not cool. I forced you into a diversity thing. Well, it's like, you know, when you joined the team, we were like, fuck, this is really getting diverse. I don't know how I feel about this,

but then we accepted it. And now that like one of our most diverse employees is leaving, you know, it's not. Wait, hold on, is this how you're gonna tell Zolo and any that they're no longer a part of the team? No. We need the J and the B in there. We need the diversity that they provide.

So they actually, yeah, no, we have to like prop them up. You're like, oh, interesting, you know, February's coming up. And what would you like to do for the month? Like stuff like that. So, Zolo has his whole like Hanukkah thing planned for December. So, wait, is he taking J holidays off now? Now that I'm gone.

Yeah, dude, we don't do that, man. No, he's, he's met us know that he's a devout follower. Yeah. Yeah. That's not gonna be good for you. You're not gonna see him all fall. Well, I know. That's what I'm, that's what all the J holidays have.

He said that he's gonna be at Temple, like constantly. So, there's only like one or two, so you could figure out which one he's gonna be. I, that Austin doesn't have that. One question, the guys mentioned, what is it's switch? Is that what you're doing? What is that shit? Switch. Switch.

Tweet. Tweet. Tweet. Tweet. Tweet. Tweet. Tweet. Tweet. Tweet. Tweet. Lenovo's what do you do there? What's that? I mean I gamble like I play poker on there and people could watch people watch you. Do they pay you to watch you? No you don't have to pay to watch me play poker but there's a chat going on I interact

with them and you know tip they can if they want to. Okay, but yeah it's a free way to watch me gamble and you know it's a and you're definitely not going to stop that, right? I mean, can't stop, won't stop. Yeah. I mean, one thing's for sure, I'm never gambling with Rob again, with Rob Eilert. How come?

He's annoying as fuck the gambler. Really? What? How so? I mean, that we've released some content on Instagram. I mean, you should see some of these behind the scenes things. Well, I saw you guys bet on the basketball game.

Yeah, sure, that was fun. Where it was just like straight up. But I mean, I don't know if you remember the episode where we decided I was gonna run a marathon. Yeah, yeah, I remember. 45 minutes of figuring out what the terms are. Yeah. And you know why that conversation was 45 minutes?

Cause the guy that was sitting in this chair at the time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So God bless Rob, I love him as a person. Yeah. He just knows he wants. But unless he wants to go heads up one K, you know, to try and get his money back, which by the way, he's never going to get his fucking money back.

He can come and get it. Jesus. But he's never going to, because he sucks the gamble with. Whoa, you just threw down his robber, Ilar. Yeah. No, great person. Great person. I think it's funny.

I think it's hilarious. Not today, Paul is a great podcast. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Trash gambler. He. No, great person. Great person. I think it's funny. I think it's hilarious. Not today, Powell is a great podcast. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Trash gambler. He's a trash gambler. Yeah. Yo, he listens to YMH. He's listening to YMH.

I know, he's fired up. Come and fucking see me, bro. Whoa! Yeah, man. I never heard you like this. Yeah, well, it's fucking high-teened Dove. We'll see if that continues. Oh, my God. Do you think this, that's a really good point?

Do you think this confidence has been maybe partially because of the tea? Are you juiced up? Are you a little aggressive? I mean, I'm on a super low dose, but no. No, I must you take 25 units twice a week. It's not that much. Is that enough to? It's really the lowest dose like it's the like I don't even know if it's affecting me No, it's affecting you

It's definitely affecting you, but it's not enough to like change your personality Right, right, right. I had a good week in Vegas Okay, now we're talking tell me about it. Well, I don't do the Sports gambling, but I just I know you do like high roller slots or whatever, right? I did hit that a few times and I hit a few grand a few times. And then I won five grand on Blackjack. That was fun. It was so interesting.

Dude, are you into Crap's yet? No, dude. I know, I know. Dude, me and anyone on a Crap's run the last time we went to Vegas. Yeah. There's, I mean, I know. Do you mean anyone on a craps run the last time we went to Vegas? Yeah. There's I mean, I know you don't like like you don't like real drugs and stuff like that. Like you'll take like a gummy every now and then. Yeah. If you want to feel something as close to drugs as you can get. Yeah. Be at a craps table where there's a hot roller that's been rolling for like 45 minutes straight and hitting everything you place money on.

Nothing feels better than that. I just watch it stack up. You're just watching it. I mean, me and Annie hit some high lows, like, oh my god, it's honestly just next level. Like it's... All right, yeah. And we played over at Ellis Island,

which was named after your son. That's true. Well, I am taking a Vegas trip just a gamble, so. Dude, I loved that for you, man. No, thanks. If you ever need someone to help you teach crap, so I mean, I'm always available to hang and like to show you the road.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, they gave me a marker. It was pretty exciting. All right. Yeah. Wait, hold on. They're just like, hey, here's a line of credit. Go do whatever the fuck you want.

Yes. That's what I'm fucking talking about. Yeah. And I was like, could you increase that a little bit? And then they were like, sure. Oh, that's not a good sign. Yeah, I know. You shouldn't be asking to increase that. I know. I did it from the gate to right out of the gate. And they said, yes, right away. Can I ask you what the line was? Nope. So, you're good going. You got to make content.

Yeah. Look, man, we're all, you know, we're right here at, you're just saying in Austin. So hopefully we'll see you at some point. Yeah. Yeah. No, yeah. Like, look,, we're all, you know, we're right here, you're just staying in Austin, so hopefully we'll see you at some point. Yeah, like look, you guys have been family for a long time. I hope you guys continue to be family. Like there's absolutely zero malice in my heart towards you, towards anyone here. I like, of course, I love this place. Like you guys are my second family.

100%. We love you very much. And we're excited for you, excited to see where things go. Don't want to watch you jack off on only fans, but I understand the likes of you. It's not gonna happen, I'm not jerking off. I'm not jerking off on only fans. Honestly, like, I wanna watch the Duff Shower go to only fans.

I'm not gonna, no, you, I won't be there. I'm not gonna be there. And your fans can be jack off fan. You make so much money on there, dude. Nah, yeah, bro. Not to see, but then I'm competing with Potter. I don't wanna like take away from this. See, I'm only fans. No, he's just doing cameos. He's just backing. Yeah. Yeah, that, bro. See, but then I'm competing with Potter. I don't want to like take away from it. It's your only fan.

No, he's just doing cameo. He just backing. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Once, no one calls me mom, you know what I mean? Yeah, so. So it was click.

Yeah. Yeah. Well, I had to fuck it up, you know. Oops, he whoops. Oops, he whoops. Yeah. So anyway, we're all. top of the stall of it. Happens, everybody.

We're very excited that you know, you're gonna be doing stuff and we'll definitely be following along. And we'll see you soon, we will. We'll see you soon. Yeah, I hope so. So that's it. Thanks for stopping in, thanks for talking about it and Temple Beth Oshalom. Shabbat Shalom.

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