Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura - Getting In Trouble w/ Adam Friedland | Your Mom's House Ep. 715

Episode Date: July 5, 2023

Go see Tom’s new special “SledgeHammer” Available NOW on Netflix!HOME HERE NOW!! On this week’s episode of YMH, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss the most sexual cities in the world, Tom’s new Netflix special “Sledgehammer,” issues plus sized people have when traveling, cool mid-life hobbies that Tom and Christina can pick up, and more!The YMH staff basketball game between Enny and Ryan is over! You can watch the video here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NZZhSOCYYc . The Main Mommies and the boys in the booth recap the game, everything that went into preparing for it, and the upcoming reward for the winner.Adam Friedland is a comedian and the host of “The Adam Friedland Show.” He joins Todd and Christine to talk about living in New York City, meeting Woody Allen and Martin Scorsese, and how a joke about Ice Spice made him come between Taylor Swift and boyfriend Matty Healy. They watch a series of videos of cool girls, weird guys traveling the world to date, a very cool horse video, and Christina’s TikTok curations.https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinaponline.com/tour-dateshttps://store.ymhstudios.com/https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast

Hey guys, I'm very proud and excited to announce that my newest special Sledgehammer is streaming right now on Netflix. Please give it a watch, share it, have a party, just watch the damn special. This week on your mom's house, let's go to Mexico and do some blow. Let's party, I'm ready to fucking party. Why do women in the Midwest just get that haircut? No, no. We want to ironically do a talk show.

Like we want a podcast for it for ugly men. I've been thinking about getting my dick cut off. You should try it. Welcome, welcome, welcome to your mom's house. Good day. Good day, Brazilian pussy eating. Yeah, they're good at it. They're good at it.

They're the best at it. That's what we heard from Rachel Wolfson last time. Right from her pussy source. Said those guys are to the bone. To the bone, to the bone. To the bone. Oh, but a guy's a. Yeah, and then Nadav said that there's a sex carnival. Sex carnival down there, he said,

yeah, don't they have sex carnival? Yeah. Yeah. That is just carnival. They don't pronounce the ex on it. Say carnival. Say carnival. Yeah, could you pull that up?

Cause I've never heard of that. I've never heard of sex carnival. Brazilian. I never heard of it. You're, wow. Well, this is interesting already. Okay. It's the fact fingers I'm working with. Okay. Got fat. It goes to a porno. That's the first thing that came up. But look how many results are just carnival.

Right. I think it's to that. Because I didn't think you had anything to do with sex per se. I didn't either. It's just like their celebration. Carnival. Love your stay. Yeah. Annual, Brazilian Festival held the Friday afternoon before Ash Wednesday at noon,

starts beginning a lent. Not really a sex event. This must be a different one. Yeah. People, it's very festive, you know. Right before lent, sure. But the sex lent. You're like, you know the sex carnival they have?

Before lent. I think it's just you're just aroused by the festival. It's what's going on. Yeah. You know what you're right, I think I made those connections when I was on Xvideos.com and I saw this car. Yeah, I think you did too. Well, because they are half naked chicks.

There are, and it's a very sexual place. I mean, Brazil is very open with bodies and, you know, they eat pussy really well Yeah, the women have big fat asses. Yeah, it's celebrate like the body is celebrated there You go there lay out at the beach and there are all these in thongs. Why do you think they're so horned up? I mean, I think some of it is that you know They're they're a beach culture, right? Yeah Everybody in Brazil lives at the beach, but I'm saying you associate, you know,

the bodies, the, you think about Brazil, a lot of people think about the beach. And it's a warm climate. People are not wearing a lot of clothes for a lot of the year. And they're just open with that. I mean, they're just, they don't shy away from it. They kind of embrace the human body and their Latin flavors are shake your ass

and let me eat your pussy out. Yeah, it's kind of like Miami. I would say it's even more sex stuff than Miami. Miami's very horny. Yeah, Miami's like, you didn't get fingered in third grade. You're like, no. Ah! I remember when a guy told me that he was like,

you weren't getting blown in like fifth grade. No. What do you think the horniest cities are? So let's go through this. And the states are in the world. Just in the world. Like, I know Brazil's not a city. No, Rio.

Rio. You could say Rio. Rio. Is the horniest city? Is the horniest city? Is it Miami? Miami is a definitely horniest city. But what are the two right off the bat having common?

Warm climates. Latins. Latins and warm climates? Latents. Latents and warm climates. And you know we're also super horny when I've been there. San Juan, Puerto Rico. Yeah. Remember when we docked and we were at the towel shops and all the towels have like naked ladies on them and naked dudes.

And Dominicans. Dominicans super dicky. You're all about like, yeah, you you watching the fuck shows on the television. Yeah, they had hardcore horror. What's the criteria for this list? This is horneous cities. What is that even? What's the criteria?

Well, they do say a Rio de Janeiro, obviously when it comes to sex, these are freaky people. Yeah. Who love people, who love sex the most and some stuff. But what is it? I mean, based on what, they pulled people, do you like sex? The most sexually active. Yeah, how would they know?

In the UK, which shag their way onto the global charts. Okay. No way London is fine. They're taking surveys and stuff of who's fucking the most. Yeah, like, how are they taking? Where's this list outside of the UK? This is just a UK list. Okay, number one, Rio.

We nailed it. Yeah, we nailed it. Number two, Paris, yeah, they like to fuck. Paris loves and fucking. Angelies is number three. No way. Ibiza. Ibiza.

That's a fuck. That's where you go to rave and dance. Ibiza. Yeah. London. I don't feel sex where you go to rave and dance. It is. Ibiza. London. I don't feel sex vibes from London. I love it there. Berlin definitely knows sex vibes.

I feel a kink vibes. Santiago is a real straight lace. And Chile, it's really like straight lace for Latin people. Prague also, I didn't feel that vibe. Judeo-Titty. Judeo-Titty. Yeah, that's a sexy town. Joe Berg, Joe Hannah's Berg.

I felt zero sexual vibes in Joe Berg. Yeah. Sydney, horny. Horny Sydney. There's San Juan, Puerto Rico number 15. That should be number two homie. It should go like this. Number one, Brazil, entire country.

Number two, Miami. Yeah. Number three. Miami's 20. This list is fucking bullshit. But what is this? It says sexual activity. Like what does this mean? According to studies by okay. We asked 500,000 horny youngsters from over 200 cities. How much they okay. So this is just people going yeah, we fuck like based on this one pole and then they go there's your list. Yeah, this isn't for, but I would argue.

So, fine, let's make our own criteria. I would say like the horny vibes you feel just walking down the street. Yeah. And then like, yeah, Miami's got such horny vibes because everybody's half naked. Yeah. And then Puerto Rico is all horny vibes.

Oh yeah. Yeah. Paris is like, sensual vibes, but not like, horny, you know? But what you get, I think in Paris is you get the idea that like, people are very comfortable with sex, right? Yeah, like that. Like, you know, a naked body is like a human body, you know. There's the body. It's the body of a woman. You see how breast, why is this? I love this. It leaves it a reaction from you, I don't know why. It's natural. Yeah, I like that.

That's why you take your penis and you show it to her. You know what vibes I like? Or like Holland sexual vibes? Like we're just watching a TV show at 10 o'clock a night and you'll just see titties like in a commercial. But that's normal. It's for like a tick company or whatever, something tick-related and you'll just see titties in a commercial. But that's normal. Like it's for like a tick company or whatever or something related.

And you're like, oh yeah, it makes sense for tits. True. Doesn't bother me. Like I don't mind showing the tits when it makes sense. Of course, or dicks. I do throw quick, sorry. Wow. Oh my God, what's happening?

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Very good. And then, we also made a behind the scenes documentary leading up to this special, which we're going to release. I believe on my page, is it on my YouTube page? I don't think so. So look for that in also in the next week. Very exciting genes. And July 4th, big holiday in America.

Yeah, well, it was yesterday. So. Well, they know you're a patriot, and that's why you chose July 4th. Yeah, if I did it for this country. You know, it's worldwide streaming so you don't have to be American to watch it. Hahaha. Hahaha.

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I saw a word, pee in, let alone doing the shit. So he said, would I prepare it beforehand? And could I make him a poo sandwich or a poo burger? And then he'd eat it. And then I could, if I could be able to pee, he could wash it down. Hmm, do it! That's a big time! Oh, I could wash it down. Hmm, still up for... That's house. Silly. Yeah, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me,? Is that we identify her as a grandma, like a sweet old lady,

but she doesn't identify as like a sweet grandma. I think about this all the time when I see older people, someone with a full head of white hair, and you go like, oh, that'll, I should watch my mouth in front of them, or you can't bring up this topic, and then you see this sweet old lady go,

I shittin' somebody, I mean, I shitt sandwiched and pissed in her mouth to wash it down. I'd be like, fuck, man. Why do we assume that they're more of tight? Because, in reality, they should be like this. They should have, well, they have life experience. Yeah, because you think of grandma and grandpa, and they're just like, do you want some ice cream?

You know, not like, you know, one time I blew four guys and on a cruise, right before I met your grandfather. And you're like, wow, really? Yeah. Yeah, but this is a nasty old broad. She is nasty. She's disgusting. She's fucking gnarly, man.

Thanks for sharing her. Absolutely. Where are you gonna be? You got some dates. Oh yeah, yeah, I got some dates You got to pull those up here. We go first of all first of all the crispy online dot com July June, July, I'm gonna go to helium comedy Club in

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I don't really know. Come here, ho. Okay. Wow, that was a crazy life. Okay. That was cool though. I always like hearing that stuff. Oh good.

Cock-shock up. So, there it is. The specials out. Christina's doing dates. Oh yeah. Anyway, do you want to hear it? So we played this clip of this woman complaining about the perils of being very fat and travel. And traveling and how the industry, the travel industry, really should be accommodating four to 600 pound people more. And I was such bullshit that they don't on flights, hotels, excursions, toilets.

It's just everything. If you didn't, you know, here's a little taste of it. It's super frustrating that there's even a difference between traveling as a straight size person versus a plus size person. Traveling in general is difficult. In addition to, you know to being removed from the comforts of your own home, you're also thrown in this little wrench

of like, oh, also, you may be not able to fit all the places. Yeah. Yeah. She sounds like she's victimized with traveling. The choices in language there are astonishing because it's absolutely right. The straight size person, which I've never heard that expression in my life, a straight-size person, you mean just like a regular-size or normal size?

You can't say that anymore because it implies that. Plus that. And then the other point, being removed from your home, well, no one took you on vacation, right? You're taking yourself. No one forced you. So it's voluntary to go on a vacation and maybe you should just save up to, you know, to have a forklift combined and take you to where you need to go. Yeah, no one's

making you go to Margaritaville, bitch. You're doing it yourself. You're doing it yourself, and you're right. You should save up, save your decades to go on a cargo ship. I'll say this before you, because I know you're going to read something for us, but I'll say this. This is one of the only times. Sometimes we say things and we give it our opinion and, you know, we're comedians. Sometimes we try to do a funny take. Sometimes we do a more real opinionated take on this.

I have never seen virtually 100% of people who reply go, yeah, I'm completely on board. That people like her are taking zero accountability and just blaming, you know, the companies, corporations for not taking into consideration. Well, because she went so far as to say that hotels should build chairs that can withstand her way. A brine-out, yeah, I know. Or toilets that can withstand her way. A brine note, yeah, I know. Or toilets that can withstand her way. It's like, yeah, but those are extra expenses that most businesses don't want to incur. But I mean, so what?

And you're also the minority of travelers, you know? So why should they? You know, the other thing is that a lot of these places are not accommodating seven-foot tall people. And they're all there they're there too. So every, you know, most doorways should be eight to nine feet high. Correct.

And yeah, everybody needs to be accommodating. So ridiculous that they're not accommodating giants. Right. So this just happened. How come there aren't signs here in Farsi? By the way, because every once in a while, somebody person comes over and where are they supposed to do learning?

Let's go ahead. You know, I agree. And also, where is a sitcom depicting my life growing up? A child of Hungarian immigrants whose mother remarries to an Indian man, then I have three Indian stepsisters. I'm not represented in that. Go ahead. Okay.

A plus size model said she was denied entry on her Qatar Airways flight because of her weight and was told to purchase a first class ticket instead. Brazilian influencer and model Juliana Nemi, I don't know, say her name. She had food in the corner of her mouth. But apparently ready to board her flight from Beirut to Doha after a vacation with her family in Lebanon when the airplane, Lebanon when the airline dropped the news that they wouldn't be letting Nehmi on the flight. We got a little thing we got to tell you about.

Here's the best part, okay, this is. You have to spend six grand. Yeah, because she was, quote, to fat to fit in an economy seat. Nehmi told, so it said the airline told her she would have to spend $3,000. I just guessed, but yeah. To upgrade her to first class and refuse to refund

the $947 she already had spent on her economy class ticket. That part I kind of think is fucked up. That's messed up. Yeah. I don't think that's cool. They should apply the difference. Like look, I'm sorry and you don't fit, but we'll take the difference and a point. I don't think that's fair actually. Yeah, I agree.

This is a photo of her. I bet she was happy with the new accommodations though. They're like, guess what? Your big ass can take a nap in these. You can actually lay down, which is what you do most of the day. Okay, scroll here. Yeah. Oh, here she is here. Help. Okay, go ahead. She's speaking, you can't understand. Hey, but I'm just,

I'm just letting this video be recorded on the 22nd of the day. Do you want to read what is she saying? She's a big lady, but she doesn't seem, I mean, I can't see her whole body. I'm curious, like, you know what I mean? Yeah, like how big of a talk.

She's overweight, but I'm saying, you know, how big is she where they're like, you have to fucking. Okay, well, okay, ready? Here we go. This is what she's saying. I bought a return ticket to Brazil through Qatar and arriving at the time to check in a Qatar flight attendant called my mother while another staffer was finishing our check

in and told her I wasn't welcome to board because I am fat. The caption of Nimmie's Instagram post explained that she had flown into Lebanon via Air France and the quote, the flight was smooth, suggesting her weight wasn't a problem. Interesting through France. However, Qatar Airways seems to have different policies regarding matter making it impossible for her to board the flight. After hours of begging, she returned all the bags that had already been dispatched, returned all the bags, whatever, Nemi shared in the video. Nemi says she missed her connecting flight to São Paulo because of the entire debacle. She allegedly spent hours begging

to be let on the flight, but claims that the airline staff pushed her out of line. A spokesperson for a Qatar Airways explained that NI didn't share the entire story. According to the spokesperson, NEMI became extremely rude and aggressive to the airline staff when one of the family members showed up at the airport without the required COVID-19 documentation into Brazil. Qatar Airways policy outlines protocol around when a passenger can't fit in a seat and in such a situation the passenger can be required to purchase an extra seat. So it is a policy of there is apparently.

And the guitar is not fucking around. Guitar is not France. That part of the world is a little different. Yeah. You are fat. She's big. She's big. She's large.

Yeah. And I don't think she could fit in an economy. It doesn't look like it. Yeah, that's tough. I don't think she could fit in an economy. It doesn't look like it. Yeah, that's tough. I don't know. That is tough. What about economy plus? I feel like don't they have that in Qatar? Qatar erase. I flow in Qatar ways. Lovely. Really? I think it would give you a little fig when you get on the buffet is lovely. Where would you fly Qatar to? I told Middle East. In the Middle East when I did gigs, they flew us commercially the military and really quite a lovely gigs, they flew us commercially, the military, and really quite a lovely airline. Good treats, good stuff. That's considered one of the leading like nice airlines, you know, like the guitars up there with like Emirates, Singapore, Cathay Pacific, like those are one of the really

nice airlines with the world. And you want to know something else? All the flight attendants, how to shit, and skinny as F And that is what's up. Yeah. That is what needs to absolutely be the worldwide policy. Cathay Pacific too, you get on your like, Jesus Christ. And then they're like, I'm just here for your viewing pleasure. Yeah. And they give you a towel. Yeah.

And they're like, no gross attendance here. No gross. Yeah, here in the States, like fucking Barbara comes down like down like oh shit my fourth flight today and fucking tired I'll come back get you guys a drink later and you're like god damn Yeah, so depressing they go sassy broad. Yeah sassy has broad no way fucking two piece in the front next to the bathroom Terrible. Oh, even when we flew on British, British Airways. It's just in the galley. So true. On British Airways, they were lovely.

It was like a brick home. Like, I love, can I get to something? They're like so friendly to me. I was taking it back. I literally was taking it back. I was like, whoa. We're not used to it here. Here, they're hurting cattle.

It's totally different. They do not give a rep. You will eat now. Okay, you will eat now. There's no different. They do not give a rep. You will eat now. Okay. You will eat now. There's no resting and then eating and you're like, okay. I know I missed some Richard Branson's airline. Remember when he did domestic travel here in the US for a minute? I was so rooting for him because the member of the check-in was like cool.

There was cool music. All the flight attendants wore the cool red outfit and they were hot and skinny. They played cool music. The plane was like a disco. Which is gone, it's gone. It's gone. The food was excellent, the service was great. Good attitudes.

Fucking gone. God damn, American Airlines, not that, just that company. I'm just saying in general. I'll tell you like the craziest thing about these fat travelers though. Sure, go ahead Tom. No, it's just the like, it's just the illusion, the total denial of what's going on. It's what's crazy.

I'm not trying to really lay on them, give them a hard time about this. I'm giving them a hard time about the fact they're complaining. No. That's what's crazy. We're all built different ways. I get it like we're all There's short that tall I'm bald like everybody has flaws and all this shit, but it's like you being like why How come you know why you're having to buy another seat? What are you talking about?

Well, you know why they're not making a thousand pound reinforced toilets for like Because it's not necessary the what's necessary is a you fucking drop a couple hundred bills Like that's what's going on right and if you're not going to which is fine That's your choice stay home either stay home or be prepared to pay more yeah Because I'm happy when you go on trips. Yeah, you're not being realistic But she she literally she does unfortunately look too large to fit in an economy. Yes, I understand. And I think it's, I understand where people this size

and, you know, if you want to travel, I think you should be, of course, entitled to travel. But you shouldn't be like, man, these airlines are fucking wild with their requirements. I think it does suck to be told while you're out there, or like, oh, PS, you're too fast. What's fucked up is not giving her a refund for the ticket she has.

Yes. That is fucked up. That is fucked up. But maybe also skip a couple meals. Like this is so wide. She's very big. Yeah, this is not. She looks very sick.

Yeah, it's not. Well, and also, you know, and let's be honest, the, the audacity to call yourself a model on Instagram is like, it's like, it's like a tarp I've seen at the hangar where I go, I fly aircraft that have covers like that. What? We have a polka dot tarp. No, I know, I understand. That's probably where she got that from. That is crazy

Yeah, I got it. I mean I wish there were a way there's an R66. It's a Robinson helicopter that has a yeah tarp like that But is there a way that you can be spared the humiliation because I do agree like remember when she's like you have to ask for a seat belt Exander like is there a way to not be shamed about it? Like, maybe when you check in, you go like, hey, are you over 300 pounds? If you are, check this box and we have to make other accommodations. Yeah, the problem is what people do in those situations is they go, yeah, no, no.

But then you're on the hook for the full amount. And then in that case, I would go, okay, well, they put you on the secret scale. They go, just stand over here. They put you on the secret scale. They put you on the secret scale. They put you, okay, well, they put you on the secret scale, they'll just stand over here. And then they go, it's a physical scale. It's your scale, you're on your 335, you liar. I know, because I, I had to check in an oversized bag, domestically, and this fucking airline makes you do it yourself. So now I'm like the, the door, the, the baggage guy.

And then it was oversized. Yeah. And I told the truth, I was like, it's oversized. And I had to do it and she goes, is it oversized? I'm like, yeah, it is. I'm not gonna lie to you. But how many people would have lied? Probably like tons of people. Yeah.

You know what I'm saying? Yeah. I was kind of proud of myself for being honest. For not lying. I had a little, I had a little hissy fit in the airport. Do you know that they have, they have weight limits for international luggage?

No. Yeah, for commercial airlines, do. Seriously? And I was like, what? It's fucking heavy, just what? And they're like, no, it's gotta be under, I did it in kilos, but I think it worked out to like 70 pounds. And I had a big ass bag. And I was like, pounds. And I had a big ass bag and I was like,

so something has to come out of it and I was like, no. Okay. And so I took, you know, like a shirt out, because it was just over. Oh, it was like a couple of tears. And I put it back on there and it was 70.1. Yeah.

And then she goes, got to be 70. Oh. So I took a sock out. That's it. And it was like 70 and she was like, okay. And I was like, gotta be 70. So I took a sock out, and then it was like 70, and she was like, okay, and I was like, great. Yeah, you fucking bitch. Put my thing in there, I'm like, what are we even? What are you dealing with this, Shurite?

What are you paying for here? They're just, they're such fuck faces. And if you just checked in a second bag, you could put as much shit. You mean like you can check in multiple bags, you pay. So what's the point? I don't know, I was like, you need to in multiple bags, you pay. It's a whole, it's a whole. So what's the point? I don't know. I was like,

you need to accommodate me and my fat friends. How dare you, sir. Well, one of the things I'm doing to celebrate the release of the special, which I'm very excited about. Like I said, I went on a big long tour, worked very hard on it. I'm very happy that it's out is that I have signed up and I'm hoping to get through the program quickly and get my motorcycle that you have been

as usual putting the fun breaks on. I mean, I just- Anytime that something joyful enters my life, you go, I'd like this to stop. So... Babe, it's not, it's not just joyful things. It's like, do you have to choose the most dangerous, middle-aged guy hobbies?

My best friend rides a motorcycle. How am I supposed to hang out with him? What, you have to do everything Bert does? Who's Bert? Who's your best friend? Jason Momoa. Oh! Oh, Jason, yeah. what you have to do everything Bert does. Who's Bert? Who's your best friend? Jason Momoa. Oh, oh, Jason, yeah, I didn't realize that. He asked me to ride a motorcycle with him.

Listen, from Alaska, down to the tip of Argentina, I swear to you, he asked me to do this with him. You think that's gonna be fun? I don't know. Sitting on a motorcycle every day, all day for hours. They're taking balls or gonna hurt, no? I mean, we're gonna stop and camp and shit, you know? Oh my God, go for it, good luck.

Yeah. I mean, this sounds like a drag. Camping you? Bullshit. That's about my mobile keeps me from being around. What the fuck is wrong? Oh my God. Babe, are you really gonna get a chopper?

Is that your next midlife crisis? I mean, I don't know. I'll just tell him to tell me which one to get. I'm just gonna be like, which one should I get? What? Come on, man. I wear a helmet. I'm not, Jacket.

Babe, you know how I feel about these things. These are very dangerous. Okay, what if I do a helmet, jacket, pants, the whole thing? Oh my God. Fine Mad Max. You look crazy Look, we've already done helicopter race car driving yeah We don't we do the cold plunge to give ourselves suffering every day there

I really changed my day today honestly I'm serious first thing in this morning Little guy woke me up again. I couldn't go back to sleep so I was like, I got into that fucking 39 degree tub and I just was like fully dunked in, head under that. There's no cup of coffee.

I mean, is there, is there, look, I get it, that you like stand up very risk thrill-seeking guy. Is there a limit to this shit? Like, are we ever gonna... I'm getting guns, I got some more guns coming. Yeah. Okay. Nice.

Nice. Babe. Ah. All right. You have life insurance. I do have life insurance. It's a motor life insurance. It's a motor life insurance.

It is an aggressive life insurance plan. What if we agreed on a speed that I don't exceed on the motorcycle? You know, can I tell you something? Just see now. Yeah. Yeah. The other day, I was getting ready in my, like, my room, right? I might make up in my closet.

And I hear you pulling your car out of our driveways, just, boop, boop, boop, boop, boh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh the driveway and then you were slow when you had to be to get out of the gate and then the minute you could, you were like, yeah! Here comes speed racer around the corner. I mean, I'm like, this guy has got so many problems. What is going on? So many problems. What's going on? You need to feel the wind in your fur.

You got to get it. I think motorcycles might really satiate it, you know? You think so? I think maybe. Should I see if JJ tells me what kind to get? Sure. Okay. I mean, I don't know what's more dangerous

shooting guns or the motorcycle, but at least maybe you can go hunting, kill something. It's like so. God, what am I gonna do for my midlife crisis? What have I done? Well, I cut my hair. Women do that, that's what women do. No, no, it's already happened.

Women change their looks. They just like show up with whole new looks. That's what I did when I decided I was a French lady with this haircut. The French lady thinks cool. Yeah. Well, what can I do for my midlife crisis? What else do we do? But you're not adrenaline seeking. No, sadly, I'm not. No, no. Do you want to do to get certified to be a skydivers? Absolutely not. I'd rather die. All right. Well,

I probably would. I've sky, I listen, I've skydived before I've done all these things all these things I will not not everything but I when I did road rules. I did all that stuff and I just don't suffer me cocaine Well, I mean I could start doing harder drugs. Yeah Okay, I can I want to start doing coke. Yes. Yeah There's no there's no dopamine drip like that. And yeah start talking crazy shit. Let's do it man. Talk some shit. You want to talk some shit?

Call me. All right. Wait a minute, but seriously, what do women do with midlife crises? We get lots of Botox and filler. Yeah. You buy more handbags. Tits face nose. Oh, I got my tits done.

That's a big mom move. You got to get your tits done. That's a big mom move. You gotta get your tits done exercise Start a journal or a memoir Oh, God Get your pussy worship Jesus that's on there. Wait a minute. No, not not how to deal with the men like well, what do women do? You 17 times driving in mid-life crisis. There you go. Let's see. You're buying stupid shit. You're driving your car really fast. Come on, I can't really get out driving. Oh, so slow.

Well, women, they're gaining or losing weight. No, it says, scroll up, scroll up a little bit. Women deal with middle of crisis differently. Yeah. So let's punch in there a little bit, make that bigger. Midlychrisis are common for both men and women, middle age, but midlychrisis can present a little differently in women compared to men when you consider that many women experience the physical changes that come with menopause during midlife.

This makes sense. Men often feel trapped by life during their midlife. Women may discomfort, often come from hormonal changes. Yeah, it's in addition to seeing a doctor and learning ways to alleviate symptoms of menopause, Healthline suggests seeing a therapist talking to friends journaling, reading, boring, and also gay. Scroll down. No, I'm saying like, do we buy cars? Do we act out? I know that's what I'm saying. Yeah.

This is not the right article. I know what I'm doing. You know what I am doing? What? Reliving my adolescence through going to goth shows. You have been doing that a lot quite a, and you're traveling to go to shows. You don't just go like, what's in town? You're like, I want, I'm gonna go to this show and fucking Dallas and London and dance.

Like, you fly to show. I fly to see goth bands. Yeah. I've been rebying goth clothing, but like higher end. Yeah. You guys were decked out for that show. Sisters of Mercy. I know.

So disappointing, right? Aren't they terrible live? What? No, I would never speak of them like that. I did not go to the show. You did it, and I know you wanted to so badly, so no, I know. Yeah, she's like, I'm going to see Sessor's a mercy and I was like, oh, I invited you,

but then I thought better of it, because I was like, this is his first Scott show and it's not stellar. I don't want you to meet me. And they were good, don't get me wrong. Who would I be? Who would a someone who doesn't like Godfrey's it still be impressed by?

The cure. The cure. The cure hands down. Put it on a good show. Always and consistently, they did dodge your stadium and it sounded amazing Like I was amazing Amazing, man briefly for Bartren's premiere. I was driving by the Hollywood Bowl, and I think the cure were there Yeah, they're fucking amazing. Yeah, they're touring right now. Yeah, so that was a good band to push mode

They're not goth with their. And I have tickets to that. Where here in in Asia, Austin, yeah, we're going to go see that together. Bowhouse. My favorite. That's a hardcore. Love. All right. Yeah, that's what I've been doing.

And like trying to party more, honestly, I think men feel trapped, but I feel like I want a party because we've had small kids for so many years. You're trying to party more. Honestly, I think men feel trapped, but I feel like I want a party because we've had small kids for so many years. You're ready to party. Then I'm like, I'm fucking, let's go to Mexico and do some blow and get some strippers and horse and hookers, right? Yeah. I know. Let's party. I'm ready to fucking party. We could die any minute, bro. Fucking. Yes. I know. All right. Get that motorcycle. Get to. I'll join you. Thanks for coming. Appreciate you guys. We'll see you next week. Oh my god.

Well, listen, this is a pretty unique thing. As you know, with our crazy travel and tourist schedule, a lot of times we have to record episodes and bank them. But we came in today just for one thing only. We came in because we had to record this segment and insert it into this episode that you're going to be watching right now. Because last night was what we were all excited about here,

maybe what you were excited about at home, it was the game. The game of the century, some people are saying, it was between our very own any rabbits and our own Ryan Hall to gentlemen that work here and challenged one another to a game of one on one. One on one is really taking off here at YMH Studios. People are playing it and we're playing with stakes. And as you know, there were real stakes involved in the game last night. The game was played to 11. I played

the 21. We'll get to that later. But these guys played to 11. Looked like they were going to die. And then the stakes, if you don't know, the stakes were this. If Ryan were to win, then we would go. And because everybody knows that any shits as often as you have your period, which is about once a month. Once every five months. That's how often he shits. And we've always been fascinated by this.

The audience has been fascinated by this. He agreed that we could do a scan, like a MRI scan. To see what's inside. So his guts. And then we would take him to a place where they would clean him out. They would do like a colonics treatment.

Oh, I love that. They suck all the shit out of them. And we would have a party at that place. So we would sit there and we would eat chips and salsa and drink as he had his buckle cleaned up. And see it come out in the clear tubing. That's right. That's so rewarding.

And then if, and that was very, that's a very exciting prospect for us. And then if any were to win the game, then he would get hair transplants and a trip to Vegas where Ryan Hall, who is and he's boss, would be his assistant on that trip. Now, if you want to know who won the game, I think we should reveal that and then get into the details. The winner of the game was... Go ahead and... Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa It was my guy right there, a great student of the game. I gotta tell you, I mean, I was honestly fired up at this thing. Like there's part of this was just like, you know, we're having fun, it's loose.

Guys at the office playing basketball, this was like a whole fun thing to get involved in. It was, I think, great for everybody. Everybody at the office was super stoked about this. You can watch the recap of it on YouTube. We have a standalone video recapping the whole thing, but we were all jazzed about this. The one thing I got to tell you, man, I got to give you a lot of credit. I was even talking to Ryan about this, you know, Ryan had a more of a basketball background. Like he'd slayed basketball in school and pick up games.

He was like basketball and his more in his DNA. And he goes into this thing and I met the guy that he'd been working with, a coach. And I was like, oh, I was watching any warm up. And I was like, man, he's hitting jumpers. Like, he didn't play basketball. It was crazy, right? And I go up to that guy and he goes, yeah,

he goes, I got a call from this dude. And then he shows up. And he goes, hey, I don't like basketball. And I don't play basketball. But I have to beat this guy at one on one. So what's up? And the guy was like, oh, okay. And he goes, and then he just worked every day. Wow.

And if he had a bad practice, he would then go to the park and play at the park. Wow. And so he was really decked. So I want to congratulate you on, first of all, winning. But I mean, I think it's a good, this is why competition is a good thing from time to time. I was telling Ryan's lovely lady last night before the game, I was like, this is,

you understand I go, guys need to do this every once in a while. I can't speak for women. I'm transitioning, but I'm not there yet. But I, you look great. I go, men, we need this every once in a while. I can't speak for women. I'm transitioning, but I'm not there yet. But I- You look great. I go, men, we need this every once in a while. I'm sure you guys really, I go, yeah, it's good for,

here's what, like, we used to do, when I did the sober October stuff, you know, for a few years. Yes, yes, yes. That was Joe Rogan, R.E. Schaffer, Bert and me. And it was the same kind of thing, where it's loose, it's silly, it's fun. But there is this line of like we're competing and it does something to you.

It brings like it brings out something that's usually kind of tucked away. Unless you're in like if you're an athlete for a living, you don't have to approach every day this way, right? Like I've got to win. But when you're doing it amongst friends, people you know and care about, that's one of the key factors is doing it with a friend group. It just, it brings out something in you that I think provides a little spark.

It kind of sees what's inside. It puts some lead in your pencil. It does, it really does. And I see you thrive with these competitions. And it is friendly, but you guys take it very seriously. And I must say with any, why I had faith in you from the beginning, you can play back the tapes. I know you have my back.

I had, it's a mental, there's a mental component to these things. Yes. The mind is very powerful. I mean, you've seen women lift up cars to save children and stuff. It is real. The mind is powerful. It is real. The mind is powerful.

The mind is powerful. It's the most powerful of all. I'll tell you this though, your mind will not win a basketball game. That's true. And that's why I was like, I heard him at the beginning when this thing started. I'm not going to lose. I can't all this crazy any talk, you know cuz yeah Right away he was you know He's doing all that shit

But I I thought that I thought it was it was fucking crazy, right? And I and I appreciate that mindset. That mindset is... Right, that's how it started on stage. That's how sorry, but see that mindset can get you through, you gotta run up this hill. That can do that. You gotta do 100 push-ups,

cause it's grind mindset. To win at basketball, you can have that mindset, but you have to have, you gotta work at the skill set talking about practice Yes, it's not it's not not the game. Not not not not the game You got to do it with the actual and so that's where I give them a lot of credit because you really have to You're you grinding it out and hustling is not gonna help you dribble and it's not gonna help you like hit a free throw You know you actually have to put the time in and that's what he did and that's what I want to get and I also you dribble, and it's not gonna help you like hit a free throw. You actually have to put the time in, and that's what he did, and that's what I wanna get.

And I also told you this last night afterwards, I really do think, you're like, oh, I'm looking forward to fucking laying around and like eating out of the trash again. And I'm telling you, I really think somebody like you needs to find their next challenge. And it doesn't have to be beating someone. It can be, but it should be something that,

I think, and we can work on it here at the office if you want, something that somebody goes, I don't know, you can do this. And I think you should accept the ones that excite you to do them, because it's good for you. It brings out something in you. You've been healthier than the you've been the entire time. I've known you Your eyes look so clear. I mean and like right now, you know, it's temporary But that hair's about to be real man. Yeah, that's gonna be your real look. You look so good

I don't know where you'll be working with that look, but it's gonna be You keep saying this so you're gonna fire me when when I get my reward is that No, no, you're not gonna get fired God, they look so good on him now. I deal a cool. They deal a cool god damn dude Now I think we should bring in your your your your your worthy competitor and also your boss Ryan Ryan welcome to the program So it was it was an exciting event

You guys you guys both I want to I want you to tell you this you know lucky mother fuckers are you played to 11? Definitely we'd text each other afterwards. We're like we'd be in the ER last night Yeah, that's what happened to you. Yeah, we did to 21 crazy Ex-austing But it was super exciting to to. Did you, what going into this? Yes, say when you got there. How did you feel?

Did you feel confident? Were you like, oh, this is a little different than what I thought it was gonna be two months ago or whatever? I definitely felt confident, although, you know, and I wanna preface by this, is an excuse, but I wasn't prepared for the training and what they did on my body.

You know, like I didn't realize that training. It's a factor, it's part of it. Yeah. It's part of it. Yeah. And I know, you know, and you've been working really hard too. I also didn't know going in that he'd been training for 45 days. So credit to him that he took this seriously.

Yeah, he really did. That's so sneaky too. You pretended like you were doing anything. What? I didn't pretend like nothing. What you talking about? Uh-huh. No. This is a piece.

Yeah. He was doing his practice. Talk about practice. Yeah. Yeah, but I mean, I was telling any like, we had to change my whole strategy going in because I blew up, somewhat blew up my knee the day before and I was hobbling around the studio

and the dog was placing bets against me because I was you know limping and you know we had to change he was right but we had to change you know the guy that was helping me max credit to him you know he's like look like you can't do jump shots now like you just got a battle and go inside so we completely rehauled the strategy and you know it it was the best I could possibly do with what I had. But any was a formidable opponent. I mean, I'm so proud of him. He knew how to play defense to the extent

that we'll get to it. The ref, if you want to call him a ref. Don't even get me started. I love it. I love this. I love this. I love this. I mean, blood starting to blood. I will tell you this.

I, you know, I was not the person working day to day with any. Obviously, he worked with that. I want to give him credit. What's the guy's name? His name is Jasper. Jasper from freestyle sports. I call him Jasper, a friendly coach. AKA Kratos Lagarde, aka Tobis.

Okay. Okay. God. So Jasper really is the guy who deserves a full credit for training any, but when we got there, I did tell him that from my perspective, the way to, that I thought the game would rest on his defense,

his defense of you. I go that you're gonna win this game by playing defense. And I suggested that I was like, you should be all over, like, you should smother the guy. And that's what I thought the key component to the game was, we covered it and you know and he did and obviously, yeah, I mean, there was some things that just didn't, there was weird that we should have worked out.

Well, I'll use this air quotes ref. Said that, and any of that both, by the way, I mean, we could spend a whole show on that, but we won't, but any and I both were doing the same thing, which is legal, putting your arm. Yeah. And that is a very legal move. And he said, we both can't do that anymore. It messed up, any it messed up me.

It's both how we trained. It was hilarious. Like when he said that, my heart dropped. I'm like, I wanted to say it, but I'm like, I probably shouldn't say this. That was 100% of my defense plan. Yeah, it was like keeping an arm, because the reality is you're bigger than me, you're gonna be stronger than me,

so you can push back the only way I'm gonna make sure you don't keep distance to plant my feet and arm bar. And he's like, can't do that. I'm like, oh, yeah. Okay, sir. Yeah, I don't know. I mean, I think it's named Tony. Nice dude, he was funny.

He, you know, I gotta tell you, he fucking, do you know what I'm saying? He pranked me. You know, he did? Yeah, he was funny. He, he, no, I gotta tell you, he fucking, do I tell you, he pranked me? You know, he did? Yeah, he was so proud of that. Well, he got me so good because in the, in the, in the weatherman, you know, David Walter, a recap video as a joke.

I go that rough, so unethical. He gave me, he gave me a high five during the game. And he goes, he, at one time, I was like this. And it was just, it's a joke, right? Yeah. He goes, hey he gave me a high five during the game and he was the, at one time I was like this and it was just, it's a, it's a joke right? He goes, hey, I got a little bone to pick with you when I got there because he was that ref too. I go, why? He goes, you remember your little quip about, he's on ethical, I go, yeah, he goes, I had to go in front of the board. Stan. And oh my God. They didn't let me ref any more high school games this year. It took a lot

of money out of my pocket. And I was like,, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, No, you know what, I gotta tell you this. You can actually use this to your credit for losing the game. I bribed him. I gave him a lot of cash. I gave him $41. No, I mean, because do you want it back? And I go, yes. He's like, really? I go give it to me.

No, but it was, like, overall, you know, I congratulate Annie. I congratulate you for being, I know it, nobody wants to lose the game, but you were a great opponent. And I do think this, Ryan, I think it was good for all of us here at the, like, I think as a team, it was, it was a fun thing, like, for all of us to be involved. It was a lot of fun. It really was. And again, I want to give special shout out to Annie.

I mean, he was not only just obviously a formidable opponent, but such a gracious winner. You know, he was so emotional afterwards. He was. And he deserved it. I mean, the guy worked his tail off for 45 days leading up to this. He played hard.

He played. You know, we bumped heads once. Pretty hard. And we both profusely apologizing to each other. And so there's a lot of love in the court, but I mean, his jump shot, I don't know what your percentage was, we'd have to go back and look, but you made most of your jump shots.

That's impressive. Super impressive. I'm telling you, it was super. You did not, nobody who has ever been around and played basketball would think that you've been playing basketball, like playing for two months Nobody Yeah, it was very impressive. I appreciate you, man

You you were an insane opponent. I literally used 100. I want to say 200% of My energy to make that happen. So you did not make it easy. It looks like it. It looked like you guys were gassed at the end of this thing, man. It was so funny because both of you and his coach were both like, come on, he's tired, he's tired. And we're like, you know what? I think he got tired before you. And then I was like, oh, he's tired, you're not.

And then literally a minute later, I was like, oh, and he's tired as fuck too. Like, I saw it in him and then I saw it in you. And I was like, oh, they're both fucking exhaust it yeah I was out yeah I'll talk to you about some of my hair connections and we can set that up and then you know you I guess you guys will report to us on when you work out your Vegas trip together I hear's one thing though the doves not allowed to go on the big trip. Okay. It's just I think that's only fair. Yeah. Yeah. That's a fair. Yeah. No way. You can't put him in there. No way. You can't put him in that atmosphere.

It's too much. What you know, betting on the game is one thing. Yeah, which he was not supposed to do. No. What if what if what if he just comes and he doesn't gamble? No. He's just. He's my friend. The sites. They aren't the hanging up downtown. Yeah. He's a big cultural fan. You know, he's my friend. Oh, no, no.

I would love to take the homie. I just like hyping him up. He's not allowed to enjoy it with you. I'm part of the reason he won. No, it's good. He's got a point. Really? He's got a point.

What did he do? I'm just trying to be the hero. He didn't do that. He did bet on me. He did bet on me. He did bet did. He did not coach me whatsoever. He did bet on me. He did, he did, he did bet on me. He gave me the confidence, you know what I'm saying?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. What do you think about him? All right, we, we gotta wrap this up. Congratulations, Annie. Yeah, Annie, good job, buddy. Okay, everybody, basketball champ. In Chamesh, Arba, Shalosh, Stein, we are back. Hope that made you feel comfortable. And you can see our next guest on the Adam Friedland show. You can also get tickets to see him at Adam Friedland.com. He'll be in Nashville, Tennessee, July 14th and 15th. It's Adam Friedland everybody thanks for having me guys for coming in a full studio thank you very much it's nice if you don't live in New York you

can just have nice things yeah I feel that's just like yeah you ever leave New York I think I'm kind of like you know like when you're like in jail for too long as an adult you're institutionalized you can't live on the outside I kind of get that yeah, yeah, I'm broken. I secretly I secretly love those lifetime New Yorkers like what's her name Fran Lieberwitz? Yeah, I kind of look like her Those people that have never driven a car kind of a friendly I'm gonna let's be in. Friendly, but what's type? Yeah, yeah, you do look like friendly woods.

I'm really, it's gonna be a bad moment because I'm a pretty youthful looking adult male. And then there's gonna be a moment where I just become an ugly woman. Dude, and it's gonna be brutal. I can't believe you. But you still, here's the thing, you have time. It's fucking brutal.

I think you're right. She's got great stuff. She does. She does a great stuff. But you have time. That's the nice thing. I hope so. 30s sake, I'm counting it down. Oh, you do look good for your age, man. Yeah, you look super young. style, yeah. But you have time, that's the nice thing. I hope so. I'm 30 a second, I'm counting it down.

Oh, you do look good for your age, man. Yeah, you look super young. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm still getting pubes, so. You at 60, you're gonna be a, you are gonna be a beautiful woman at 60. Yeah. I'm just gonna be fucking subway gargant.

Look at the wool with the pink. That's just literally me. Yeah. That's just literally your face Yeah. That's just literally a picture of it's horrible. It's terrible. It's terrible. Yeah.

Oh my god. Now I'm gonna have to, like, yeah, when you get that ugly, you just have to have like, like opinions on this. Yeah, definitely. I've been- I've been- Definitely should not have opinions as long enough in my life. And then I have to be like oh, you know like

There only two types of whatever Pretend you're in a city. It's what she says when you're New York pretend you're to city just act like you're a I met I met a I met Woody How was that I sat next to I sat next to him in a restaurant with my girlfriend and I turned I was like Well the the hostess was like seating us she's like we're full in here but there's like a wine bar next door and and I was like is that Suni Prevenant. Yeah was it was it Suni? Yeah so I sent it to Suni and my girlfriend sent it to Woody. I don't know why they put that cross over his face over there. That's very disrespectful.

So disrespectful. To a fine filmmaker. Yeah, no, yeah, I sat next to them. And then my girlfriend was like, the best advice. She was like, not until we get the check. He was like, I'm like, I've watched, he's like my favorite. He was my favorite comedian and filmmaker, when I was a kid.

And then after, so I got to formulate my plan of attack. Look at him. He's still, he's literally, he put on, like when they left, he put on a shitty army code. I'm like, Woody, you're still wearing that kind of shit. And he's like, she spends too much. I can't afford anything better. Yeah. That's, that's a good, that's a good, that's a good one. I got him. I got him to laugh. You did? I got him to laugh. That's pretty,

what did you say? Well, okay. So I, I create a plan of attack. Because she, my, thankfully, my girlfriend delayed me. Because otherwise I was, I had to go to the bathroom to like, vape three times and fry. Yeah. And then, so you're spending this whole meal just planning. I couldn't eat. Yeah. Yeah. And then also me and my girlfriend were like, wepe three times and fry. Yeah. And then, so you're spending this whole meal just planning. I couldn't eat. Yeah. And then also me and my girlfriend were like, we're like performing a date for them. Yeah.

So we're like performing like a boogie Allen like movie. And I was just like, she was being like, precocious in 12. And I was being like, and I was, and then she was my girlfriend's not 12. No, I know, but she's always that formula in those movies. Yeah, and then I was like, you know, I was being like a schmuck. And then, but it was like really cute.

We were doing great. Yeah, we were putting on show. Yeah, we were crushing. And then finally they got the check. And then he turned to the side. They were also, they were like on a double date with like the worst looking NYC, like gargoyles I've ever seen my entire life. Really?

Yeah, yeah. And then don't believe everything you read, okay? Just if you start clicking, there's no evidence. No, no. And then so it's all sp- you're saying That's Frank Sinatra son that is not his son Okay, yeah, so so then I like tap soon you on the shoulder There's also you know, you're like kind of you want to see what it's like sure also. It's like yeah That was his ex-partners

And like you want to see like what's this freak show all about right? Yeah, and then like they had like they were like a very normal couple. She was super funny. And like really was? She was really funny and like, like you could tell like it, like intelligent and like. The tap, I also know this. The tap is even bold.

You tapped her shoulder. I think that's it. I tapped her. When he like turned the side, I was like listen, I'm like a massive fan. Like would he be annoyed? We're like, if I said hello and she's like, no, he's really nice, you should say hi.

Because if I went up and said hi, it would have, my ball, and he said, don't bathe at me, you're like, what if my balls would have gone into my ball? It would have made me feel terrible. I would have, yeah. And I've always imagined he'd be like, you're not funny, I hate you.

You know? I'm get terrible. As you're not funny, I hate you. You know? You're terrible. As you're saying, how would comedy be like? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, and I talked to him, I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. I am, what do you, I hate you.

I know, I hate you. I know you, I hate you. No, yeah, so he's like, yeah, so we talked to him for like 15 minutes and he was like, yeah, he was really funny. What did you talk about? Well, I was like, like randomly, I was watching fucking Manhattan murder mystery

two days prior to that, which is this movie he made with Diane Keaton. And my girlfriend was like, oh, Adam was watching one of your films the other day and he said like, Diane Keaton's character like reminded me a lot of my girlfriend because you know how like women think they're getting murdered all the time.

Yeah, true crime. Oh, shit. They're like, you know, my girlfriend, I have to like tell her like in the morning when we wake up, she like, wants to like share girlfriend news. She wants to be like, a baby committed suicide yesterday. And I was like, I don't want to know.

It's not a nice thing. Yeah. It's just not nice. Yeah, I don't want to know. It's not a nice thing. It's just not nice. It's just not nice. She's like, but isn't it interesting? I was like, no, it's not. It's not nice. It's when it was dead. Oh my God.

She was like, it's not nice to know. I don't need it, you know. I don't need it, my God. So her whole character is like, she thinks their neighbor has killed his wife. And he's like, you're out of your mind. Like, you're like, you're, you know, whatever. And then it turns out she's right.

But he said he was like, well, that was actually like one of the most fun times I ever had making a picture. And I was like, because I know, because I've like read his autobiography and stuff and like, I know the timeline. The bizarre thing was that he was being investigated by the state of Connecticut during the time. During the time. During the time. And it was such a thrill.

He was like, so compartmentalization is like incredible. It must be insane. But also it must be like, it's such a break for all these troubles. Yeah. Yeah. My friend, he was one of the most fun times. Also, it must be like, oh, it's such a break for all these trebles. You know? Yeah, yeah. My friend was one of the most fun times ever. It was when the district attorney came to my house and told me I was going to be locked up.

And I got to go and make this thing. That's a great picture. That's a great picture. A moving picture. He called it a picture. All the old time filmmakers say they're making a picture. The Oscarsase says they're a picture. All the old timey filmmakers say they're making a picture. It was Corsace, he says that. Yeah, picture.

Yeah, picture. Because they're moving pictures. Nick and I saw him the other day too. That's a nice thing about living in New York. What do you guys see? Fucking Elon Musk. Yeah. Yeah.

He's not cool. He really really loved this Diane Keaton. She was in every fucking night. Yeah. They're still best friends. They are? Yeah, they're still best friends. Yeah. She always dressed like a boyaton. She was in every fucking night. They're still best friends. They are? Yeah, they're still best friends. She always dressed like a boy too, that was right.

She's like really, she's really held it down for him over the years. She's always stood by herself. She's like, I don't care who you fucking hell they are. I'm your pal. I know she must. You made me one of the first manic pixie dream, bro. You fucked the Girl Scouts. I don't give a shit. Yeah

Yeah, so she Wait, where do you see Marty cuz that's what we saw Martin so we went to We thought he's first of all like five foot two. Yeah, dressed so sharp I mean like black suit black shirt. Yeah, just like like looks like a fucking million bucks. I love it. Wow. Just unreal, just like the coolest guy of all time. But we went to a friend of ours works for this guy, Paul Schrader, the filmmaker Paul Schrader,

and then we were invited to a party, and then Nick and I were there, and we had our backpacks on, and we looked up the address of the party while we were in the Uber and it said It's an assisted living facility. No We're like we're going to an old Party for a party and I guess Paul Schrader moved back to New York. He was like living out of the city

Mm-hmm because his wife has Dimension and I think that they moved into this the nicest one you can find. Okay. She can get care there. And then we saw Marty walking over like, how, I'm more interested now though, how was this place that the party was held? How was the, I wanna move there.

Really? That nice. So nice. Was it like, Carving Station. But, oh my God. Was it like a resort? Like it was like, it was like a, like a like a apartment with like dormant kind of thing

I was like dormant like yeah, you had to do a rapid COVID test because it's old Jesus. Yeah, they're like There they're there. Yeah, but it's just like it's like where the illuminati goes to die Wow I want to die there babe. I want to die there right now Yeah, I don't mind writing down some information but I'm going to leave. Yeah, it's in Hudson Yards, which is like

there's new fancy area. I love that. That was there like a banquet hall and a buffet. It was like upstairs in like the dining. In this room, so a marty? In the marty walks there. Did you do an approach? Did you?

I was like, I was like, I kind of like shook Paul Schrader's hand and then like, waved at Marty and then I don't know. They were like, I, I, and then he left. And then I tried to follow my girlfriend's like, what are you doing? And I was like, I was really just trying to get in the elevator with him. I'll tell you this, I'll just be like, oh, I didn't see you there because you're so short. You're just waiting.

I'm fucking piece of shit. I loved coonoons. I can all confess I had the, I was out party with Larry David and I was walking by him and doing the planning phase. Yeah, and a couple times I went like, and then I, I was like, that's not a good one. Like I would, and then eventually he just left this party. Yeah, that's exactly what I have with Martin. Yeah, I was working hard on it. Martin. I was working hard on it.

Yeah, I was working hard. Because you're trying to like, what? Because I was gonna say something like, so you don't even write the scenes, you just kind of come up on the spot. That would have bombed. Yeah, I know. That would have bombed.

You wouldn't have like, fuck you. You shouldn't have just been like this. Yeah. Yeah. Me too. Me too. Me too. Fuck. Anyway, but yeah.

I was gonna be like, go to Marty, I was gonna be like, A, wear the bodies. Yeah. Well, I'm sorry, I'm not Italian. I apologize. Yeah. I think you were like this. No, no, no.

A Marty. Yeah. Good fellow. Oh, that one of those. No, yeah, yeah. Fucking Italian. Oh, you fucking Italian over here. Yeah. Well, good fellow. Oh, that one of those. No, yeah, yeah. No. Fucking Italian. Oh, you fucking Italian over here.

Yeah. Because I know, because you want to be best friends with them, you want him to be like... I want him to be like Adam, you're amazing. You're the best. Adam. You're the best guy ever. We should get drinks sometime. Can I tell you?

Yeah. So my friends came to visit and we went to Joe's Club and they sat in the green room and Ron White was there my Canadian friends Yeah, they're non-comics. They're just nice Canadians They're on yeah, Ron White just starts talking to them and my friend golfs So he's like you want to play golf tomorrow? My friend was like holy shit. Yeah, they're on white like I mean how I think the weather I was there was like lightning storms so they couldn't, but Ron texted him the next day.

And it was like, let's go. He did? What a great guy. He's so cool. I'm like, that's a dream. What a great guy. Yeah. Good for him.

Yeah. Yeah, that would have been just really amazing if you fucking rode the elevator with Mark Scorsese and you're like, oh, the boats are nice. He's like, you want to go out on my boat tomorrow? Yeah, I would love to. I would love to. I would love to. Yeah, so you're going to push me off.

Are you going to tie a heavy stone to me? Yeah. You crazy whop. Wow. You fucking. Wow, people aren't white to me. Yeah. That's right.

In my book, you're not white. Yeah. I'm old school. I'm old school. Is that why the talents weren't white? Yeah, that's what they say. Nick Mullin, who I do my show with, used to have a really good joke about the Irish.

Oh yeah? Where he's like, you know, the Irish like to say, well, first of all, the Irish need not apply is not a real thing. That's made up. Oh, really? Yeah, and he's like, yeah, Irish people like to say, I'm gonna push your show.

Irish people like to say that they're, they were the blacks of the 1800s, but what about the blacks of the 1800s? That's pretty, that's funny. Oh, yeah. That's pretty good. They all push your stuff into the blacks. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

Where are the blacks of the 1800s? Oh, no. Where are the blacks of the 1800s? Yeah, the Italians, they're really racist towards the Italians of the South. It's very regional there. But all the like Ellis Island, they were all Southerners. Yeah, yeah.

But like you go to Northern Italy, and it's all blonde hair, blue eyed Swiss people, basically, yeah, which is the best part, Italy. That's true. So this is kind of, I don't know, do you think this is racist? The fact that I won't say, hey, I'm gonna have to jeep down, is not an ethnic slur.

There has nothing to do. I'm not referring. Okay, I'm not referring to the Jewish community community. Okay, I use that term as an adjective, as a descriptive word of bargaining them down. The person I set it to use it, I think you or anyone that's watching that knows that. So yes, that is not an ethics. Yeah, that's the kind of commissioner right there. Let's go.

Let's go. Let's go. Yeah. What do you think? I think, um, listen, you know, we've done all right in this country. You know, he's not hurting my feelings, but, you know, yeah, I wouldn't, I wouldn't, I would, I would think it. I wouldn't say it out loud. Yeah. You know, it's just like us running the media, you can take quietly. Yeah. Just say it quietly.

Yeah. And I like how he did the Clinton, he did the Clinton, he thought, yeah, that's all the school I forgot about Bill. Yeah, that is right. And making your points this way. Bill used to do this. Yeah. Yeah. And like he said, it's not an Eth ethics slur. I'm just saying that you guys don't like paying full price and that's what I'm trying to say I was in a room full of comedian friends. We're all drunk. I'm not gonna say anyone's name But they were all like I thought I thought I wasn't I mean, I it was the bit It was like oh, yeah, you guys are so annoying. I was like, I know we're annoying, but we're gonna and they're like yeah, but like I know we're annoying, but they're like, yeah, but like, I know we're annoying, but I was like, what? And it's all loves this fight. But they're like, yeah, like we all know how you became successful, it's by giving each

other zero interest loans. And I was like, I was like, do you guys think that? And they were like, everyone like looked around the room, they were like, they're like, no, they're all like, yeah, we all know how they give each other zero interest loans And I was like, Jews would literally give predatory loans to their mothers. Yeah You think we're all helping each other out. We're scoundrels Just hook in each other up with these zero interest. We all know about the zero interest loan. Yeah, man.

These interest rates don't affect you guys at all. Not at all. Nadav, you never told me you had zero interest loans. It's not true. It's an inside thing. We talk about it at the meetings. Adam, I haven't seen you at those before though. They haven't. You know what? It's because it's a little bit more. I got it

than New York. I got it. Can I ask you something? Just president of the Texas chapter. Can I ask you a super super stupid question? I can't wait. Yeah, sure. I mean, do Jays not hook up other Jays though? Like in my and Hungarian Eastern block community, you hook up other hungos. I mean, I prefer not to. No, that's more immigrant. Jays don't hook up other Jays. I mean, I prefer not to. No, that's more immigrant. J's don't hook up other J's. No, we're not nice to each other. We're not nice to each other. No.

Let's do it. Maybe if you see the wild, like in LA and in New York, we're not helping each other, but like in Texas, you see another tree, like, all right, maybe. Yeah, you're like, all right. Look at that. Look how big everyone is. Yeah, I mean, how many people would you have to fucking help out

in New York if you're like, I'm hooking up other J. Yeah, you have to hook up the city. That's true. Too many J's to hook up. I mean, I think like maybe the Haasids, when they're like, you know, But how you say it, I didn't know it. Yeah, maybe they are like, when they're like, you know,

owning slums all over New York City, they're probably ho hook each other up with the proceeds of the slum money. But I'm not part of that. I'm not cooperative enough, I guess. Gotcha. Gotcha. Gotcha.

Damn. Let's cleanse the pallet here. All right. Oh no. No, no. Let's go. Look at cleanse the palate here. All right. Oh no. All right. No. No. Let's go. Look at me.

This is nice. This is just nice. Yeah. Look at the face. I love it. Oh man, for if you're listening, there's a horse that's having a great time with its caretaker. Cleaning, it's under side. Making it clean.

She's just scratching his belly. No, yeah. She's yanking his cock. She's yanking his dirty horse cock. Reality is what you make of it, you know? I love the smile on her A.K. dirty horse. Reality is what you make of it. You know? I love the smile on her face. Yeah, she's so poked in.

Well, can you imagine making something that powerful come? Oh my God. That's amazing. God damn it, dude. She is loving it. Of course. She's like, my ex-husband when he sees this, he's gonna hate it.

Well, she's, yeah, she's. I found a new man. She's so done with men, you know. I'm done with men. They're trash. They're trash. Okay, but next clip, please. I mean, you've, of course, seen the most famous of the.

Yes. The guy that gets fucked, man. Mr. Hayes, yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, everyone knows his name. The guy that gets fucked. Mr. Hayes. Mr. Hayes, yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, everyone knows his name. The man's a star. He's a star. Legend.

I mean, the thing is, you have to tell people, if you watch Mr. Hayes, what you should, if you haven't seen it, you haven't seen it, go to Mr. Hayes, just know that in that video, he doesn't die after that video. He died when he went back and that horse wasn't available. And then he went to another horse that was nicknamed Big Dick.

This is all, and you can see this all in the report. He went back and he had never fucked. He'd never been fucked about Big Dick. And that horse perforated his colon and he died from the internal bleeding. Yeah, yeah. But it's a beautiful, the first one that is, it is actually really special.

Have you not seen it? No, I've seen it. I remember it from 2000. I got it still fucking here, okay? Yeah, you're a bit... It's right fresh. You love cinema. I love it. I picture cinema. You love it.

A picture. And I love it. Tom has done the in-depth dive. Yeah, well. The case. I mean, it's tragic. I mean, he died for his, what he, what he loved. I love, I know.

It's a great ear-making that picture. It's kind of like a show. They should do like an ESPN 30 for 30. They absolutely should. Actually, we should do that. Do you remember the Matt Hoffman one where he just like kept almost dying and his family's like Please stop like trying to go so extreme and he's like, I gotta just go extreme one more time

He's like going to coma's for a month. No, which way what who did this? Matt Hoffman was like the BMX guy Oh, he's just like his fate. He was just putting them through hell and he's like he has a very flat affect and he's like Yeah, I gotta go again Yeah, just one more time. Those dudes really are the, they don't get credit for, I think, because those sports are less popular, those are the craziest athletes. Oh my God.

The guys that do that shit. These are the wildest. Skulls get fractures. Yeah. I mean, even with Tony Hawk, I'm like, I was a small bike, dude. Yeah. Like, B.A.V.X bikes are like baby bikes.

They're like for little kids. Yeah, it's so crazy. When Hawke said he broke his femur and he's over 50. And like most people, like the great majority of people would be like hanging it up. You know, he just gets put back together and is like, and I was on the board. Hold on, you know what I'm like middle age guys playing

basketball and having free gaccidents and then going on the board doing like middle-aged guys playing basketball and having free accidents and then going on to do things like I don't know helicopter piloting, race car driving, and then chopper riding. How is that the same? It just sounds a little crazy. Like every you've had a life-changing accident. Because accidents playing basketball all the time, it's dangerous for you. It's dangerous.

Wait, how is being a cool skateboarder the same as driving or just but your Your argument was that the accident should deter you from future things that perhaps might cause free That is a bad is really what's a bad injury. It was bad injury. It was a bad injury It looked bad one bad. It looked bad It was bad. It was bad. It was bad. It was bad, but But you made your career, you know, yeah It was bad. It was bad. It was bad. It was bad. It was bad. It was bad. It was bad. It was bad.

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I know, but like to do something new, it's like,'s a very cool. Yeah, if you haven't checked out the Adam Friedland show, check it out. Yeah. Yeah, we're really excited about it. We just got we kind of got sick of. I don't know like we're still podcasting.

Yeah, to pay the bills, but we kind of do want to like. I think the intention is becoming clear. I think people thought we were doing an ironic talk show, but Nick's always said, like we wanna ironically do a talk show. Like we want the two biggest morons from the dumbest, from literally the lowest common denominator podcast ever.

A podcast for ugly men. Like with like men who like rage quit, Call of Duty and then hurt themselves. We want them to accidentally make a professional late night talk show, which is also a very stale medium, too. So yeah, it's been a lot of things you know, do your own version of it. Do you feel like that we'll see a shift in the way talk shows are done at some point? Like, doesn't it feel like you guys have to do something different?

It's, they are bizarre. It's bizarre, like, relics. Yeah, yeah, it's bizarre. They don't fit into, like, even like coming out, how's everybody, and you know, with a studio audience? Yeah, just like the clap the format of like in that monologue And we'll be right back and then there's a bit like they're all the same this they follow the same thing Person comes out and now there's podcasts you actually hear people have conversations

Yeah, but they're like over give you three minutes on the couch and like Adam I heard you never will leave New York Yeah, you know I ran in the Woody out and they're like, thanks for coming. And you're like, this is such a weird, it's so fantastic. It's like a radio. And the band guys laughing.

Oh my God. They need to bring Kevin U bangs back. Yes. Hey Jay, the best in the bits. Yeah. You crazy Jay. I'm so excited. Jay.

Jay. Oh wow, man. You wild Jay. Oh, wow, man. You wild, Jay. Um, guys that are ugly and are looking for love. Have you? This is for you, American men, mainly middle age and older. Those are you men who are single, tired of being alone, tired of being not just rejected by American women, but not even

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So Trying stop trying Instead go to the Philippines It's a very good point. I thought there's gonna be a review I thought there's gonna be like some beautiful woman. Oh, is there in this one? Not in this one, there's not. No, she made some.

Have you watched 90's day? Of course. Yeah, yeah. I mean, yeah. It really is like incredible. It's incredible. Yeah, it's a really amazing incredible. That's what it is.

Well, it's like your end up hating, you end up hating the Americans and just loving the foreigners. Of course. Even like the Russian girls who are like, I'm only here for money. Yeah. I go back to Russia, if you don't,

give me more money. You're like, but it's an exchange, right? Like they're hot Russian chicks. Like she doesn't want to live in a trailer in the middle of Alaska, bro. Like hookershitting. That's always so sad when they go to a shit town.

Oh, it's worse. I mean, just arrived for the first time. Yeah. They think it's like they're going to like Manhattan. Isn't that funny? It's like a farm. It's like a farm. A pig farm.

Yeah, that kid was the worst. Doesn't part of you. It's like, it's maybe the most prideful we feel as Americans you watch that. And you're like, take her to a better city, man. Yeah, just fucking. Someone, like some Chicago Fucked this chick. Like, let her to a better city, man. Yeah, just like fucking, someone from Chicago fucked this chick. Like let her see something cool, you know?

Shit sucks. Like we have better stuff than what he's showing you. I'm a fucking, I'm a fucking patriot. Yeah, we gotta save these chicks. Yeah, we gotta bring them to real cities. Um, remember that Russian chick, that like hot Russian chick, and she went to the farm with that young boy,

who was like 18 years old, and lived with his family, and they're like, you're gonna wake she went to the farm with that young boy. I was like 18 years old and lived with his family and they're like, you're going to wake up at five a.m. and feed the pigs and feed the animals. She's like, I'm not going to wake up early. I didn't come to America to feed the pigs and though, I want to live in this. I was on her side 100% yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And he was too much of a pussy. She's like, I had to leave Chernobyl. Yeah. Yeah. Because everyone's getting cancer

every day's most. Not being able to jump. And then the parents were like, and don't fucking the house either. Oh yeah, they wouldn't let her fuck, yeah. And that was stupid. This one on the top left, that guy, that guy, that couple was a cool, I don't remember this.

Oh, that guy looks like he lost weight. I think he went to jail. Just that did? I think he did for like, is that the same guy? No, that guy did. That guy next time went to jail, remembering. Various surprises, Jeffrey. That guy has violence.

Oh, that guy did go to jail. Yeah. He's gone to jail. He knows about a jail multiple times that guy. Yeah. Yeah. Apparently there's been a run on Ukrainian riots in China. Oh, really?

Because they in China they're considered to be the most like the most like have the most beautiful and the most resistant to feminism. Are the Ukrainians? Are the Ukrainians? Are you Ukrainian? We're Ukraine and we're in the West. That's beautiful. And most opposed to feminism.

I cook for men's, no problem. Yeah, that's really nice. Make him happy. That's awesome. Yeah. Make him come seven times a day. Yeah. Remember that, that lady?

She's like, my guy nuts. She was like, yeah, six months. By the way, Rob Eiler, listen to that and he texts me. He's like, you guys failed to mention that it's not intercourse. She's talking about. She's just like, she sucks his dick seven times. And he's like, I could be okay with that. But I also found out that she was a bit,

that chick was not, it wasn't real. What? So she's a liar. Yeah, she's a liar. She came to my heart more. I came to my fucking country. Yeah. She came to my fucking country to lie.

It's fucked up. It is fucked up. It's not acceptable either I love it he went there for teeth Because I was actually for a while on Instagram looking at Latin American, like dental tourism. You can go and get veneers, but he clearly got veneers and a woman. Oh wow. He got two birds one stone. Yeah, those are so white big though. So funny when people get them.

Well, are you ready for a new guy? We have to act like you're different. Yeah, I mean, the teeth, like you're not different. The teeth are insane. There you go, that big. When you get them, that big. And that white, they're too white. Yeah, they're too white.

And teeth are like that. No. And at your age, guess what? They're less white. As you age, they're gonna be a little duller. And you just walking around like, no, like there's fucking lights coming out of his mouth. Yeah, just white in what you have.

I feel like that's the move. Well, are you ready for a new? I love Colombia. A new country. I can't always says it to Colombia. A new country? Yeah. Okay.

I love these cool guys. I'll give you one of the first, because I know you want this. I love Colombia. Okay. I love that. All the American men out there, you need to go to Uganda and get you up. Oh, wait, that looks like what's his name. That's what you need. These American women, they're not no good. Get you a woman from Uganda. I'm telling you. She's beautiful. She's my third time telling you what

they're telling. Oh, I thought he was going to tell you.'t know man, please, this is a dating tip. He told him three times. I was telling you for the third and final time, go get, but you can't have her. I like her. I like her. I like her. Hello. I like that he's talking in black sense, but like, yeah.

Because his wife is black, but she's a professional African. Yeah, he's like, you know what I'm saying? You need to get you what color, oh, you gone to white. You gone to one, this was my. He's doing, you know what I'm saying? You need to get you what color, oh, you gone to white. You gone to one, this was my color. He's doing cat Williams. God.

Oh my God. Yeah. It looks cross-eyed a little. So basically, if you're struggling, there are three countries for you. There are three. Well, the Philippines. The hierarchy is the Philippines.

Colombia. And Uganda. And don't forget, North Korea. North Korea look like this guy. He looks like the other John candy like the other guy that we used to get cast as the fat guy in movies what's his name? Fuck, it's gonna drive me nuts I don't know my phone but we can we'll remember

like a fat 80s guy we put it in the show notes guys we'll put it in the show notes yeah this is um yeah John can oh Jesus no all right well she is very pretty and she doesn't look like she's being held against her will, which the Philippines and the one prior. I think quite literally she is. Look at his arms.

Just gripping on. Yeah, he is not. She is being held. I love you. I don't know. I, yay, yay. He's so gross. He's poor Ugandan women.

It's gotta be bad in Uganda, if you think this is- I yay yay. He's so gross. He's poor Ugandan women. It's got to be bad in Uganda if you think this is yeah, they got Chelsea Chelsea handler specials about that They got Chelsea Hamlet special Is that what is bad? I didn't I didn't watch it. Is it about getting a wife? I think so, yeah. She wants to get a wife? She wants about that. Yeah, you got it, you know. You're gone to be kidding me. You're dying. You're gonna be kidding me.

That's right. Uh-huh. Oh, fuck off. Oh, fuck right off. I think it's a condom. I'm not watching this. I think so. You see.

No, you know it. Why can't people just have nice, why can things be nice? why can it things be nice? Why can't things be nice? I don't like it when things aren't nice. I know now. I don't like not nice either I agree I like it when things are nice like consensual and fun No, just life in general. I know I remember at the beginning of COVID. I was like my I just I prefer it when things are nice She's when things are nice. She's struggling. It seems like things aren't right. Can we show this ice? I don't know.

Yeah, we can show that. We'll show it to channel members. What do you say? I don't know. I want to tell my one pipe. That one's down my windpipe. I thought she sounded like a... Well, for people listening, they put an apparatus

around her mouth and then they they took a huge condom and slingshot of the used gizz into her into her mouth and I think if they were listening they could have pretty much figured that out. I mean I mean yeah I want all my one pop that's pretty good that was really good actually yeah yeah yeah yeah you do it to me I practice. That's pretty good. Was that good? That was really good actually. That was good. You've been joking me with your comb. Yeah. You do it to me, your practice. Well, I don't like to just mock men, like men are bad.

Yeah. Some of these women are equal opportunity. Trash too. As you may have heard, I am looking for a candidate to get me pregnant with twins in April or May. And if you would like to apply for that, you should be very spiritual, very grounded. Your DNA should be completely activated.

You should eat a clean, natural diet with no processed sugar, no processed food. You should meditate every day, exercise every day, and have healed many lineages of trauma in your current incarnation. Okay. All right. You're cool with that? I do want to say that all genders are welcome, but you will have to have sperm in order to impregnate me.

Maybe in the future things like that won't be necessary, but that's where we're at currently. Oh, and when you send in your qualifications, whatever those qualifications may be send a picture to because, yes, we're a little bit shallow. It's happening that way. You know, I have to look at these children. I don't want them to be ugly. I'm no offense. There's nothing wrong with ugly people But maybe you know if you are truly aligned with cosmic radiance, you will be beautiful

She's awesome. She can I tell you Adam? I do feel like this specific type of crazy exists more in New York than anywhere else Yeah, I'm not in my neighborhood. Yeah, but these have all, you have a lot of crazy crazy things. You have a lot of bushwick, maybe. Yeah, yeah, a lot of people. Yeah. I moved to a nice like Hillary Clinton, like people that are sad, Hillary lost still.

They never hood. And it's awesome. No one knows what Comtown is, it's amazing. There's just like, you know, strollers, she persisted stuff. Yeah, it's just nice. It's amazing. I just like when things are nice.

Yeah. Yeah. You really are into the nice. I love nice. Yeah. What is, but when things are bad, that's awful. No, no, no.

But I mean, I just didn't know how much that appeals to you. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I don't like, like, yeah, I don't like it with, like Bushwick, I don't know if you guys are familiar with this. I mean, it's disgusting. I mean, it's disgusting. How Google Bush, it's like the fucking,

it's like the Ellis Island for people with nothing to contribute to the society. Jesus. Your parents have money. It's a money neighborhood now? It's like, yeah, basically. Yeah, it was. People go at like a fucking German people go on graffiti tours there now. It's like, yeah, basically. Yeah, because it was. People go in like fucking German,

people go on graffiti tours there, and they're like, oh, look at this, this is nice. Like they get tour guides, this is so shit. It's shit, it's crap. Just go and place it, it's nice. So Bushwick was a notoriously rough neighborhood. And then it, like, a gentrified. And then gentrified, and then it became like, yeah.

Now it's this shit. It's this shit, it's the most annoying people. What part of Brooklyn are you in? I'm in Fort Green. Very nice. Very nice. No, it's just like it's a Brooklyn. This is how I felt when I-

It's just like it's just like a nice neighborhood with nice people. But this is how I felt about like Williamsburg so nice Green point nice their trees. That is nice. Yeah, I liked a better shitty parts of Brooklyn. You like the shitty parts better Like my back green point like but she's also a Sousage I will green point. Yeah, but those guys used to fucking those guys used to get drunk My friends all moved to green point before I moved to New York, like my friends from college.

And those guys, they had literal skinheads in that neighborhood. And they would like come up to me and they'd get wasted. They'd be like, we put you on train and I was like, how did you, how could you tell them? How could you tell it? Sarah, do not assume Do not assume Well, that's the best part. They're like on fuck juice

One of them came up to me once I said are you a metalist? And I was like what is a metalist? Yeah, what is that like do you like mega death? Metallica, oh, he's like a metal head. Oh, was a metalist. A metalist. You're like, I worked with sheet metal and iron. Yeah, I was so, are you a metalist? Was that like, do you think the question was asked because if you are, then you're cool.

Like, is that what the intention was? Yeah, I think that he thought it was cool. Did you give him a yes, like a fake, like I said? Sometimes I've heard that. Yeah. So he stopped? I like it when songs are nice actually. Yeah, songs are nice. I like it when songs are nice, actually. Yeah, songs are nice.

I like it when songs are nice. So what do you like to listen to? Me? Yeah. It was nice. Nice stuff. Yeah, it was nice. It was nice.

It kind of shows you watch. Nice shows. Nice stuff. Nice. Yeah. But sometimes, yeah. I mean, I could watch a movie where something not nice happened. Do you like bummers?

Like white bummers? Like a- Like what? Like, you know. I didn't see it, but I heard Brendan was fantastic. Yeah, yeah. I heard it was a bad movie, but the phrase really crushed it. Of course. Yeah.

But like, you know, just like, like movies where like, you know, everyone is cancer, the kid is lost. Cripples. I mean, if it's a movie, I mean- I lost both legs, but he's gonna do this triathlon anyway. If they're doing that just, because they think that it's gonna be a good movie, because of that, then no.

Yeah, like poverty porn or something? Yeah, it's not, yeah, I mean, like, whatever, but like, you know, sometimes that could be nice. Yeah, okay. As long as it's nice. As long as be nice yeah okay as long as it's good yeah I don't know yeah no I have been watching a lot of romantic comedies recently really yeah like um something's got to give I love that one it's so good I love that one it's complicated I love I love that one. It's complicated. I love that too. Wow you and I are in the

I really like these movies. I love it. The thing that's nice about these movies is that Their lives are nice before the movie their houses are nice. Yeah, there's beach houses Like they're in the Hamptons. God, you just made me realize something. It's just nice I got to say it to yeah, I like nice stuff in movies to It's just nice. I gotta say it too. I like nice stuff in movies too. It's really nice. Yeah, I don't wanna see you run down shitty place in a move.

I wanna escape a little bit. Show me, I want to, I'm saying, I'd like to just to live, to see the main characters in a nice home, and things are clean and nice. It's complicated as well. That's with Meryl Streep Baldwin. The whole plot complication at the beginning of the movie is that she wants to get her dream kitchen.

She wants to get the kitchen over her dreams. That's it. And then she starts sleeping with her ex-husband again and it gets really complicated. And then her architect who's doing her a new kitchen, Steve Martin, he's the right one for her. I love it. But then the bad boy of you know

You know, and the next husband's a bad boy. Yeah, and then I like Baldwin shoots her The funny thing about that movie is every time she's touched by a man She's like a woman of a certain age and every time she's like like brushed past she's like she comes a certain age and every time she's like, like, brush past, she's like, she comes. Yeah. She can't handle it. Everything's so long. It's been so long. Yeah.

And you know what I really like about this movie is that I like that she bakes things. She's like, I'll just bake you some chocolate croissants. That's also nice. That's very nice. She makes a really nice croque, my dog. Yeah. We've got one scene. Yes.

It's really nice. She bakes. Yeah. We've got one scene. Yes. It's really nice. She bakes. It's very nice. It's so pleasant. Somebody that bakes a nice lady that begs for you. Oh my god. That's all I can't. So this is who I won is my mom, her and Blife Danner.

But I want Merrill Streep in its complicated or Blife Danner or anything, it's to be my mom. Yeah, and Alex Baldwin's so funny in it. It's so funny. So good. It's so good. I've been going on the road with my friend Caleb a little bit, and he's so funny in it. It's so funny. It's so good. It's so good. I've been going on the road with my friend Caleb a little bit and he's been featuring for me

and we found out we're kind of like having one of those conversations. I was like, you know, obviously these are the kind of movies I like. And he's like, honestly, he's like, you've got nails, my favorite movie. I was like, oh my God. I was like, oh my God.

I was like, oh my God. Oh my God. Can I tell you what my favorite movie? There's a few that I will watch all the time. Oh my god. I was like, oh my god. I was like, oh my god. I was like, oh my god. I was like, oh my god. I was like, oh my god. I was like, oh my god. I was like, oh my god. I was like, oh my god.

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I was like, oh my god. I was like, oh my god. I was like, oh my god. I was like, oh my god. I was like, oh my god. I was like, oh my god. I was like, oh my god. I was like, oh my god. I was like, oh my god. I was like, oh my god. I was like, oh my god. I mean I can watch the Clover is due cheerleading all day for capital J in there. It's a drum line Oh fucking drum line drum line. Yeah, yeah, I'll stop what I'm doing

Still still with the drum line. It still stands up like there's some movies are like that so outdated Seems still pretty good still. He just got to be a man. Nick had it really learned how to do it or he brought it I mean, well, it's cool because like you can't read music You can't read English and then he learns to read the music. It's okay With music in the movie. Yeah, okay, it's a literary ad music. Yeah, I thought it was like Floyd Maywood Have you heard that clip of him trying to read? It's very funny. I remember it because there's no It's very funny. There is nobody funnier in talking shit and trolling than 50 cent.

And at least they used to be like good friends. The ice bucket challenge video. And then yeah, and they. If you could read one page of a Harry Potter book. Yeah, he's like, I'll give, if you put that shit and I'll give 100,000, he's like, I'll give a million dollars if you can read one page book.

It's fucking so hilarious. He is, he is. 50 cent is unbelievable. It's the second one. Real is... If he said his unbelievable... It's the second one, real. Oh yeah, that one. Yeah. The computer, the computer say... Floyd say, fuck to ya, fuck Nelly, fuck 50.

I'm like, what do you say, fuck me, for? You know, fuck to your first baby, my Melissa. Then took your fucking fiasco, and said, fuck that nigga. This is a special a sl e l s Challenge for you Floyd if you could be one full page of a Harry Potter I give 750,000 to whatever charitable organization you want to fuck the bucket Come call for my man Jimmy Kimmel Jimmy said and Floody says the challenge And he'll put it on the actual show so you can read it on the show We don't want to put pressure on you. We know you can't pronounce those words

And I heard pot of them. So we're gonna let you read cat in the hat So mean, it's so good. Yeah, 50 definitely is unbelievable on real. He's unbelievable Damn dog. Yeah. Yeah. I'm going, Jill. I'm going, Jill. I just sent the Hollywood department an unemployment, a bunch of pussy picks. Yeah.

Wow. You want to know who I am? Won't you come visit me in person? I'm not no fucking box I'm a real fucking human being here. I am Won't you inspect this pussy? She's pretty incredible. She is awesome. Why do women in the Midwest just get that haircut? Why do they get that haircut?

Do you, a crystal, all because they've all become like, like that that? It's a shut it down. It's a shut it down, so it's a wrap. Yeah, it happens. It happens. But she's still throwing this pussy around.

That's what's interesting about that. That's interesting about that. She got that haircut, but she's still tossing this pussy around to government agency. She's, yeah. It's quite a dichotomy. She's still theing this pussy around to government agencies. She's quite a dichotomy. She's still the Ohio Department of Education.

She's still very much in the game. Here's my pussy. But no makeup and no semblance of femininity whatsoever. Yeah, they just like, they get hard. Yeah, they get hard. She is hard. Because I think women realize at a certain age that they don't have to do much,

that there's going to be a guy out there for you in the world. We've been trying to hard our whole lives. You don't have to try that hard. There's someone out there that's going to think she's amazing. And the hair is about... And the hair is about... The hair is about... The hair is about...

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The hair is about... The hair is about... The hair is about... The hair is about. She's not about this. Just run your hands through it. She's not putting her hair in her rollers. Conditioner. The fuck are you talking about? Do you what would you like to show Adam your talk? I do. Are you familiar with TikTok? Yeah, yeah. I've seen the website. Yeah, it's an app. It's an app. She's a curator. But I create marginalized communities. These aren't the dancers. These aren't the attractive folks. These are people who need a voice. Why prefer marginalized? Gear cigarettes, yeah. Marginal, they're fattening.

Yes. Voiceless, many. The voiceless. Here we go. Why do you do royal guards where their straps under their lips instead of their chin? This is a good question. It's a good question.

But the reason they started doing this was to save their lives. Those black, bare skin hats are 18 inches tall and weigh almost two pounds. You see, all that height and weight made a difference during battle. If a soldier were shot during battle, the heavy hat could fall backwards and snap their neck if the strap was under their chin. So why not just make the hat? Sometimes there's educational talks.

Why are they fighting that? The British are such idiots. Yeah. How do they take over the whole world. How do they take over the whole world? How do they take over the whole world? The big dumb hat on my dress. It drives me insane. They own the entire planet. And they're like, here's a fucking eight foot hat on my head.

Like in a bag. Yeah, just make the hat so funny. They had to go back to their shitty island and just be ugly. And like, oh, that was weird. We literally, we did buggery around the entire planet. It's crazy. The sun never set on our like, molestations that were happening around the planet.

And they're so ugly. Yes. Brutal. We've seen this a big fan. I love. I love. I love. Me too, honestly. Seriously. Brutal. Christine is a big fan. I love. I love me too, honestly. Seriously. I was thinking the other day.

That wasn't nice. What you said was not nice. It wasn't nice. I was still not nice. But I was thinking the other day, like if I didn't live in America, I'm not gonna go fucking Israel. London.

I think London's the only place. London is the only place. London have good food. I had great food. I had great food I'd great food last time to do I We had shit food. We were just there. I'd great food. I didn't eat one good meal in four days of kaka no launch Ain't not one go into this place the river cafe. Oh my god Believable that's our bad reservations that place unbelievable

That's where we canceled the reservation. We canceled the reservation. One of the best meals of my life. We canceled it. Have you been to Hard Rock Cafe? Yeah. They have a Hard Rock Cafe there. They still live there.

We canceled my reservation to go to another place and the other place was horrible. Oh, you should have gone in this place. No shit. Because my girlfriend had the cookbook from this place and so that was a big mistake. You should get the cookbook. Shout out to the cookbook.

Can I tell you why? Because we were sitting in traffic the day before we didn't want to sit in traffic to go to the river cafe. I know. I just, it's nice there. It isn't nice. I like that everyone goes to bed. My head is nice. London rips. Yeah, the pubs all close at like 11. Yeah, it's always. So they get hammered by like 6.30. Yeah. Or the drinking mid every time we drove by a pub anything there's always like 25 people outside Drinking middle of the day. Yeah, drink everyone was drinking. Yeah, they like to fight. Yeah, they fight They're awesome. They have guns so they do knife crime there. Yeah, that's where her and people like it's dad They have this I saw a headline that was like not they referred to it as knives crime and they always plural it like knives

Yeah, and you study math. Yeah, the knives crime. And they always plural it like, knives, yeah, knives crime. The knives crime epidemic. Dude, how do they learn English? Their English is all fucking retarded. They came with their shit. You know what I know? But I'm saying like, we dropped it and it always much better.

All right, it's sicker. But that but, but good question. Why does, why does, why does Mick Jagger sing in our accent? That happens all the time. Because it's tighter. Why does it Dell sing in an R-Axit accent? That happens all the time. Because it's tighter. Why is it Dell singing in our accent always? Because we do tight shit.

None of the big ones sing in their accent. But they give it back to us. They take American shit and they give it back to us and they do a great job. They do. They do a fabulous job. You're right, homie. They sing with American accents.

But our English is a dog's tits and that's why. It is a fucking dog's tits, they sing with American accents. Yeah, but our English is a dog's tits. And that's why it is a fucking dog's tits. Here we go. Damn. I don't have any words prepared today. I just want you to feel our pain. I don't know if you can at this point, based off of your policy choices, but I have to pretend

you have some form of empathy left. So I am going to spend the next minute screaming because that is what is going on in here. That is what the transgender side in this country and this city has brought me to. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I hate you, border supervisors! I hate you, London breed! I hate you, Jenkins! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Cowards Very cool. Thank you for thank you for and I think he I think it was a good speech I'll just yeah, yeah, I think that no You guys they got the point they got the point they did You got the point girl. They then did no, I mean It's the best that's like a good version of the best video of all time

Which is the lady screaming when Trump was getting sworn in. Oh yeah, nothing's out there. Yeah, she's going super safe. The same out down. Yeah. Like on the wall. I'm just here so much. She's on the wall.

Oh, like looking at God. Like how dare you, God. Yeah, that was pretty good. I mean, I would say this, if you say you're gonna scream for a minute, and you do it for like Seconds like I don't really come through on anything you're wanting or promising. That's a good point Tom follow No, follow through also I'm not gonna make the bad guys arguments. I'm gonna say great speech Transgenocide too. I wasn't aware there's there's like they are talking about it a lot. Oh, I didn't know

I mean like not the genocide, but they're like there is like the They're fought like I don't know that why is this the big thing now remember was like MS 13 when Trump was a president. Yeah, which is like a thing that is like they're like he's gonna come to you neighborhood They're gonna murder you And like people are like yeah, we got to Now it's this is the new culture word. Yeah, that's your answer. But they're like upset. Like that is like what they're talking about. Non-sense. I know. I know. Hi topics. Target. All the mom in the mom world. What's going on with

Target? They're mad at Target. The fucking mom community, which is also fall and take time. They're fucking livid because Target put out a bunch of tuckable bathing suits. Like every mom on social media is like, I can't believe that's my children are gonna see this and then they're all up in arms about fucking drag queens. You shit like dancing in front of their kids. Like, dude, okay, that's not happening. But it's the same, it's just gonna be a new thing next.

Yeah, it's so dark. Yeah, there's always something like fake outrage. It's fake, it's fake, it's not real. It's just gonna be a new thing next. Yeah, it's so dark. Yeah, there's always something fake outrage. It's fake. It's fake. It's not real. It's definitely not real. Yeah, but like MS-13 was like in Sinaloa, Mexico. They weren't even in America. They're like, well, they were in our old neighborhood. Yeah, and of course the park was still in LA.

In LA, yeah. They're in El Salvador and they're on 6th Street. That's how they're in the chase. And Cromt on the Lattaches are insane. They're really scary. One time they, like midday, because they used to battle with the 18th Street gang, which is a Mexican gang.

Did you get involved with like East LA? I mean, or can we do it for a couple of years? What we got involved because we lived in the worst neighborhood. But one time this dude, you just heard this fucking, it sound like a cannon went off, and you jumped on the ground in the apartment, and a guy had just put a 45 to a guy's head and shot him in the head in broad daylight,

like middle of the day, on the corner of the street we lived on, and then he just put the gun down, sat and just waited for the cops. It was just like some of those. Oh, he's an honest man. Yeah, he's an honest man. And, you know. He's not a coward, he didn't run away.

He didn't run away? Yeah, he said, I was like, that was me. Case settled. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. There's no trial necessary. Yeah.

Pretty cool. Oh God, he's making me mad. Oh man. He's this. Cave's diverse look at these fucking guys these give Tommy's eyes and now it's so bad yeah that is so bad so bad all right Like yeah, it's doable but it's bad Well, I'm heading back okay, there is still plenty more Can you see back there? I don't like it though It's horrible. It's not nice. It's too small. I don't have it. It's too small.

It's too small. It's not enough room. Back to the suicide crawl. Back to the suicide crawl, Tom. I don't like these at all, Adam. It's not nice. We're going to put you in a pretty sad state here. Yeah. I just got mud all over my stomach.

Oh, is that the problem? The mud on your stomach? I mean, I'd imagine that the slimyness of the cave would help him through these narrow openings, no? But I probably not. I don't like that at all. I don't like it. It gives me a real anxiety to watch.

I have claustrophobia for real. Yeah, it's terrible. Let's get out of here. Oh, let's watch this. I get that with no ice please. It's episode 23. It's just nice. So this is one of the ice machines that makes that ice,

that nugget ice that everyone loves chewing, also referred to as good ice. So pretty much a little bit of context. They got a complaint. A lady got a nice water. And when the ice melted melted the water turned brown Oh no So I started taking it apart and yes, I found it pretty dirty

It probably hadn't been clean in a very long time, but I ran into something that really really blew my mind So pretty much I started flushing out the water that was being used for ice and this was it it was so So dirty the water that was being used for ice and this was it. It was so so dirty. So I pretty much just kept flushin it and stuff kept coming out. So the first thing I thought was when was the last time they replaced their water filters. Turns out it had been four years when it's supposed to be every six months. I took it all apart, sanitized it, installed new filters until the water was crystal clear. It's just like, That was fucked that ice, homie. It was disgusting and satisfying at this time.

Right? Yeah, satisfied. This way, I don't fuck with ice. You're doing really good on your toxic. I was like, I get a dishwasher guy the other day who's like, just gets, so yeah, I think he's in Texas, but he gets pissed off at Fabrics off. Oh, really? He's like, you're destroying your unit.

He's like, how many times do I have to tell you? Do not use Fabric's offener. Why is that? Just the chemicals? In the laundry? Yeah, apparently it's bad for the machine and makes things nasty. Really?

That was like part of things get nasty. Yeah. He like takes them apart. He shows you how nasty it's gotten. I love them. I've heard of your first man. Well, you heard it from apart. He shows you how nasty. It's gotten. I love that I heard your first man. Well, you heard it from this guy. Yeah, tiny guys gonna kick your ass Look how horrible this is 360 swing. No thanks.

Freaking out. Oh, fuck. What did you do this at him? I don't know. I like it when kids get hurt. I think we're gonna be able to shoot. I'm hoping she gets hurt. Well, that's awesome. I mean, I wouldn't do it.

But, cool. Tom, are you ready doing this? You're gonna book your apartment to buy one of the user. Hold on. Yeah. It looks pretty sick. Tom's gonna do cool. Tom, are you already doing this? You're gonna book your apartment by one of these. Oh, goodness. It looks pretty sick. Tom's gonna do it. Tom's done it.

You get a real hardcore. You get extreme. No. Yeah, he co-plunges in the morning and then he gets on his 360 swing in the back here. Yeah, I don't, come on. You're supposed to do that. I do, I drive sometimes a track.

Yeah, on a track. On a track? Yeah. For race track. You go fast? Yeah. How fast is Ricky Bob? How fast if you go on 150?

What's up that fast, you know? Does it feel good? Yeah, it's great. It's sick. When was the helicopter passing by? Do you go to that place in Vegas? That's on that. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'm from there. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What was it like growing up in Vegas? Pretty boring. Didn't see if you don't see like a Vegas guy at all. No, it's pretty boring. I, one of our friends' moms, like the place we go get fucked up at,

that his mom was a school nurse during the week, and then she danced at, she was exotic to answer. Oh, cool. She's a school nurse. That's time. You want to go beat off right now? That's really cool sexy isn't it? What she hot? She was yeah, she would fuck with us. She like answered the door in a towel. She's like, oh your friends are here and we'd be like oh

Just like never had a sniff of pussy in my life. Yeah Just oh my god. She fuck with us. And then yeah, she'd be gone at night. So then we get, we get pretty beer and smoked. And there's somebody that would definitely live that fantasy of being like, that was my school nurse and then I'm going to watch her dance. That's probably how she makes all her business. Well, there was like, in retrospect, a really sad thing that happened was like,

you have to be 18 to dance. And then this girl, my senior year started and then like a bunch of guys from my school went And we're like and then in retro spectals like oh that must have been awful. No, that's what she wanted that must have been You guys give her money. She loved that. No, they were like they were being No, she's not how and she wanted to. She knew it. She's the kid. Yeah, that's a kid. She's a full full full full full full.

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to hurt or offend anyone by using that picture that was actually just given to me. I understand my mistake and I'm deeply sorry. And in the future, I will absolutely be more diligent with this content to ensure it never happens again. So we got a Catarday 9.4 pass for you now where we are featuring here with

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category of the apology where they go this is the only way you're fucking to say in the weather anymore here yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah there's no more humidity reports if you don't apologize but do you think anybody feels vindicated when they're like, thank goodness, she apologized. For the kid, there's so many people. I can heal.

No, you never, no one ever likes a single apology ever. Never. Who's ever been apologized to and says, and the other person says, I feel great. Yeah. No, especially for something as minor as this. You call that an apology. You didn't do an apology.

Any time a celebrity apologizes, the headline is, apologizes sort of. Yeah, yeah. It's true, it's never not. They never go. The truck system, you just never apologize. Never. You do the worst things.

People get furious at you and you just don't say sorry and you can keep doing bad things. Yeah, it's not. What do you, Alan never apologize? No, he never apologized. Well, no, because he doesn't apologize. He's like, I didn't do what the kids were saying. Oh, denial.

Yeah, yeah. Is it my son and my daughter, or fucking assholes? Yeah. They're lying. He said that. Well, it's Frank Sinatra, so. Right, right. My Frank's kid and the other chick, they're fucking stupid

and they're lying. Yeah, my stepdaughter wife. And why would I fucking try to finger them when I have this Chinese broad right next to me? I got my old kid. Yeah, my stepdaughter wife. And why would I fucking try to finger them when I have this Chinese broad right next to me? Yeah, yeah. So we are in the lens for a kebab, right? No, I have to step forward. I have to step back. Is there anything in the stage?

It was a little bit too far. Is that English? Yeah, I think it's Portuguese. Washing machine, tumble dryer. Any scrap metal, but anyway, right, I can, man Portuguese. Washington, Tumble Dryer. Any scrap metal, but anyway, I can, I'm doing a shite challenge, Dean Maheng. No, it's not. Manchester, oh my god,

that's Gierser, just laughed about, I didn't guess what it was, I was fucking watching. Oh, it is, you're saying that. It's English. Fucking jackpot. She's Scottish.

That is insane. Their accent is crazy, and I've recently kind of gotten in trouble about talking about it. About their accent? It started a full controversy that's now four months long and now it involves Taylor Swift. Wait, wait, wait, you have to explain a little more. What do you mean? I'm in bro, I've been getting like a thousand Google alerts every day. Because you made fun of this accent? No, this guy came, this guy from this big band came on our podcast.

And that was, the first reaction was that we made fun of the native Scottish dialect and then, you know, different like accents and stuff. And then he, this guy from whatever, I mean, now he's dating Taylor Swift and now it's like an international news story and they're like petitions to get, yeah, Maddie, yeah. Yeah, so then we got in trouble

because he said that he DM'd that girl, ice spice, that rapper and the Nick didn't know who that was. So he said, is that the Eskimo Spice girl? She's kind of all of this, yeah. That's just so funny. But then we're like, what do Eskimo's even sound like, right? And then they were like,

you're speculating about her race or something. Oh God. But he didn't even know who she was. And then, so then as a result of this, it was announced that Taylor Swift and I spice released a song together. Oh my God. As a result of this thing.

And then I tweeted, you're welcome, right? And then I was getting hit, like Buzzfeed, like all these headlines, Adam Friedland claims responsibility for Taylor Swift and Buzz. And I've been getting death threats. People are telling me to kill myself, possibly. Oh my gosh. Wow.

Like, people are like, I wanna push you in front of a train. God damn. People are so mad. I'll tell you this. People are so, I mean, like, I didn't realize it. Well, first of all, I didn't realize how, like, our friend, Maddie's our friend. Like, we didn't realize how famous he was

and then he invited us to show and he was like, sold out Madison Square Garden. And then I guess now Taylor Swift is the most famous person in the world. And that's his girlfriend now. That's his girlfriend now. She just broke up with some other fellow I heard. Yeah.

I don't like, I'm like so divorced from this world. She told me all about it. Oh wow. I was watching Vanderpump rules with my girlfriend. I was like, this is way more interesting than whatever they're talking about with Taylor Swift right now. I was like, this is way more interesting than whatever they're talking about with Taylor Swift right now. I was like, this show is good. You know what the problem is?

You're dealing with the Swiftie community. And those fuckers do not play. It stands. But so then there are like petitions now that you have to break up with your boyfriend. And then it's just like that. And yeah, our show is like, it's all because of the podcast he did with us in February who the fuck is ice spice?

She's a rapper. I know her name, but like what is she? I've never seen her like orange hair She's quite she's pretty beautiful. Okay. Um Yeah, she went on stage with Taylor Wow, yeah, she was kind of like a little orphan Annie a little bit I like Taylor's new boyfriend's cute. That's your friend. That's our friend. Yeah, it's the more this guy And then so yeah, so that has become this huge there was a fucking New Yorker article about it Wait, what's the bat is the backlash? That's you a back lash? Yeah, it's us. It's the Adam Friedman show. Oh my God. Because of the Eskimo line?

Because the Eskimo line about, and so he had to apologize. It's so gay. It's really, it's, I'd like, it's okay. I have to say, like, typically it would really stress me out. Well, in the past, like, you know, anytime, like, something like this has happened in public, I've gotten really stressed. Like, I had a coffee shop in my neighborhood. Um, get mad at me and like, uh,

because I did a tweet. And I didn't even say their name, and I got banned from the coffee shop, and like, you know, that kind of stuff, like, would stress me out. This has happened. I'm getting literal death threats right now. And I have no more skill response to it.

Let me ask you a story. I'm like, what? What are you sorry? For what? Exactly. So fuck them. I mean, it's just, I don't know, oh, well they said, we've tried to figure out

what an Eskimo accent sounds like. Yeah, and that's probably offensive to Inuit. Yeah, it does. Yeah, yeah, sure. Whatever. I don't know what accent sounds like, yeah, and that's probably offensive to Inuit. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, sure. Whatever. I don't know what it sounds like. Yeah, Nick was doing basically that. And then, and then, yeah, so then, then, but now it's exploded.

Sure. Now, I'm gonna have people's like friends of mine, their parents are texting them, like, are you friends with that racist? Jesus Christ. Yeah, like, they're paired. Like, they're paired. Who's, do you eat,

I hate racism. I hate racism. For the record, I like their pair. Like their pair. Who's do you eat? I hate racism. I hate racism. For the record, I'm on a big platform right now. I fucking hate racism. It's awful. It's really, it's just wrong. Of course.

It's just wrong to be racist. Of course it is wrong to be racist. But I'm on this massive platform. I would love to go while I'm here, go on Rogan and just for five seconds, just say that and then walk out of the studio. But there should be another point made, which is that the Inuit, no one's fucking

giving them any problems. Like they're fine. No, no, it's not about that. It's about that ice spice. They thought we were speculating about her race. But Nick just didn't know who she was. So, and then the obvious joke is, oh, is that the, is that the last gay-laskin' girl?

I got you. You know, it's just like a spice. Yeah, I, I, see that. I, see that. And here's the thing, no, anyway people know about this, they're not aware that this is, they probably do. I'm probably getting, they probably, they try to revoke his visa. They try to revoke his visa to Japan. Really? Because. They try to revoke his visa to Japan, really?

Because Nick did a bit, Nick did a bit where he was like, do you think like there were like Japanese interns at Auschwitz? Do you think they were like, oh my fucking dad, he got me the fucking internship. He was supposed to get a job.

And then like he's like making people take their shoes off before they go in the shower. So he did that, that is- And they were evoked? And then there was an appeal to the, he, Maddie did stadium tour, because in Japan recently, and people tried to revoke his visa.

Jesus. Because of Nick Bolton. Like, you guys are fucking hitting home runs, dude. I don't know. I mean, like, it's, it's pretty, is that right? I don't know. Just good job, man. Yeah. I was on purpose. We've, like, it's pretty, is that right? I don't know. Just good job, man. I was on purpose.

We've been doing this for seven years into a void, I believe. The ugly man had no problems with this. The ugly man had no issues. They're vetted. They're great people. We love our ugly man. Both sides. We love it. Well, it's bizarre.

He likes nice things everybody. I like nice things. I hate racism. And he hates racism. I guess, cause yeah, I spiced his woman of color. They thought that we were demeaning her race. I don't think that that is what, I mean, if anything, it was offensive to Inuit.

The Anuets. But, um, No, I want to know what those, She's very beautiful. Look how beautiful she is. I mean, unless that's whatever, she's great. Scroll. We love her. We love her.

Folks, we love her. Wiki. We love her. Background. We love her. She's from like the Bronx or something. She's from the Bronx or something. She's from New York, I believe. There we go, let's see.

She's huge. Her name is ISIS. Yeah, she's from the Bronx. Her name's ISIS. My dog's name is ISIS, too. Really? Same reason, huh? Not.

Well, she came as ISIS. It's not because I didn't want to name her that. What about, oh, she's so young. She's super young. And she's like, at the Wikipedia. She's very popular now And and if she's listening I think she is a big fan of this podcast if you're listening I would love to have you on the Adam Priever show. We're based in New York City

We have a we have an office in on in flat iron very conveniently located men had and I would love to have you there You go and listen. Oh, her father was an underground rapper Mother's Dominican. Oh, yeah pictures of her mom leaked and her mom's a baddie. Oh really? Yeah, look it up. I spiced mom Mose of baddie, okay, let's see Dang it. That's her mom. Yeah, that's her mom. Yeah. Yeah. Oh wow look at yeah, she's her mom. Yeah, that's her mom. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, wow. Look, yeah, she's, her mom's hot. So rad.

Damn. Now, speculating about the hotness of a woman, I don't know. I don't know. Fine. All right. I just get in trouble. I get in trouble.

This coffee shop thing was like, they called me a white supremacist. Oh, Jesus. Because I did it. I did a tweet right where I was like shout out to the coffee shop with With the six dollar cold brew and the refugees are welcome here, right? Yeah, so that which is like a fucking Pretty basic. Well the refugees couldn't even use the bathroom Yeah, because it's sick Yeah. Because the prices these days, so expensive. Yeah. Right. And then I went into my coffee shop in my neighborhood

for two years after that tweet. Didn't they didn't say anything? And then one day they were like, you're not welcome here anymore. No. And I was like, why? And they were like, because this is a, this our business is owned by women of color.

And you're doing violence against us. And I was like, but I didn't say the name, it could be any coffee shop. I didn't say the name of your coffee shop. And they're like, they're like the Colbert's 550. And I was like, I know it's like, it's comedy. We do hyperbole and also with a tip, it's a 650. I tip $1 because I'm a good person.

But like, fuck, like, so then they were like popping off about this is a violence and why supremacy like, it's just, I don't know, it's me. Chelsea Clinton got mad at me for another tweet for another tweet. Yeah. Another tweet. What was the tweet? I didn't even tag her. Was it about her?

Well, it was like when, okay, so people were calling, people were calling that lady Ilhan Omar, the congresswoman. From Minnesota. From Minnesota, who's like a fucking hero. She's like a refugee that like worked away into the congress. She's like, she was getting like dragged

for being an anti-Semite because she was like criticizing A-PAC, which is like the Israel lobby. And she did a tweet where she said, it's all about the Benchments. And they said, oh, that's anti-Semitic to say, to say that she's love money or something. It's literally a fucking lobbying organization. Yeah.

It's like, for us, it looks like a conspiracy. It would not make ourselves look good there. But everyone's like calling around, shitting on her. Like AOC was even like, we need to talk. Yeah. And it's like, why are you dragging this woman? She like, she, whatever.

And I got really upset about it. And then Chelsea Clinton started popping off on her. And so I tweeted, I tweeted, Chelsea Clinton isn't even Jewish. She's just ugly. So, and then she quoted it and she was like, you're right Adam. I'm not Jewish. But the stereotype of the ugly Jew has been a centuries old trope in anti-Semitism.

She starts lecturing me on anti-Semitism. Wait, I'm like, I'm Jewish. I'm Jewish. And also, just like, you know, like, so then I got, just start getting fucking hit. I was like thousands of people, heraldo chimes in, he's like, you're a fucking asshole. Like all these people. That's the best.

You did it, dude. My fucking avatar is Chris Bosch. It's a picture of Chris Bosch, right? When he was on the Raptors and he's wearing a cowboy hat and he looks really weird. You know how he looks like a dinosaur? Like sometimes. And all these fucking like women, like just off of yeah this picture right here just this picture So then all these like women like these like Chelsea Clinton whatever like stands who are like clearly like just off of white wine at 11 a.m

Like we're like just blowing up that picture like she's beautiful and you're fucking ugly. Like look how ugly you are. Oh my God. And there's a picture of Chris Bott. Stupid. It's the picture of Chris Bott. I think he's so dumb. That's hilarious. So stupid.

No, you're actually being racist, but. So this stuff is happens. This stuff just happens to me. And now with this, I don't know, I just can't, I'm not processing it. I'm just like, okay. Yeah. Tell me you're gonna push me in front of your train.

All right. It's cool. So what is it you will never know peace? Well, all you have done on this show is giving people such great reasons to like follow you on Twitter, listen to your podcast, follow you on all social media,

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America, but it's not the worst. There's we can talk about the worst. Those wagons with like the just the fattest bachelor at parties. The pedal, the pedal things, the pedal things, and they're just like, what's an awesky, skisky? Those are all favorite. Yeah, those are awful. And every time they go things, and they're just like, what's in the Oskey ski ski ski? That's true, that's true. Those are all favorite, yeah. Those are awful. That's certain. And every time they go past you and they're like,

and they're struggling to fucking pedal, they're like, out at an F250 will come and take it out. Oh, I think, yeah. Every single time you like, please hit that. Oh, he's gone. But it has to happen. First time. First time.

So it's like an in-sell attack, maybe. Side-spinced in with a side. There's that, and-cell attack maybe No, I swiped him with a sack and then like The fucking do they live through that they're all In the morning, I can't think it's like the place you go if you're like I would I want to go to New Orleans But I know what jazz people to be there. Yeah, I can't know I want all white New Orleans Yeah, I fucking yeah, I would you want to pedal when you're drunk like exercise? Sounds all right.

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