Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura - Jesse Lee Peterson Insanity w/ Ryan Sickler | Your Mom's House Ep. 735

Episode Date: November 22, 2023

This week Tom Segura and Christina P welcome Ryan Sickler back to the Mommy Dome for Thanksgiving! Tom addresses torturing Charo, admiring the beauty of David Beckham, and broken looking flight attendants. Christina also chimes in with some old journal memories and matching couples outfits. We also get announcements for the upcoming event comedy special "69 Minutes" and new tour dates for both Tom and Christina!The main mommies are then joined by comedian and podcaster Ryan Sickler! They catch up and talk about what he's been up, the new podcast he's launching soon, Dennis Rodman, and dangerous student drivers. They move into clip territory and watch some clips from some chiropractors and highlights from Ryan Sickler's appearance on Jesse Lee Peterson's show. Finally we see the return of Christina's Curations and get some classics from the world of TikTok!https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinaponline.com/tour-dateshttps://store.ymhstudios.com/https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast 

This week on your mom's house. I don't love it though. Everybody works so hard to do their shit that we just shit all over the back. Like the flying thing with Charo that I hate. Oh my gosh. Wait, and I could hear her scream. So you have to think about your father.

Imagine you grow up to become the first lady. People put dickball just like everywhere you go. You're the president's wife. So crazy. Well, welcome. You're the president's wife. Okay. Well, welcome. Welcome to your mom's house. Happy Facts Gaving. Hi, Mike.

Uh, this is the week. You got to deal with your dumb fucking family. It's the worst. And, uh, the same goes for us. This is the week, you gotta deal with your dumb fucking family. So worst. And Sam goes for us. Yeah, and can I tell you what I'm will be most grateful for? What?

It's taking a shit, because I'm on these anti-biotics right now. No, oh, here we go. And I gotta tell you, it is a drag. And can I tell you what I've done so far? Just hold on, can I talk to you for a second? Yeah, ma. I've done the fucking Metamusel cookies.

I drank Miralax last night. I ate cream of wheat, which usually makes me shit within an hour of eating it. None of that happened? No magic brown. And then I fucking exercise. I drank two coffees, expresso shots, no shitting. Jesus.

It's the Z-pack, bro. Sounds like you need to get in the cold plunge. Ha! Well, that make me shit. Mm-hmm. Well, that would make me clench up. And then when you get out, you release it. Yeah, everybody who cold plunge just shits well. And do you ejaculate after two?

Sometimes make your balls constrict and then they expand. Yeah. Are you still cold plungeing every day? No, I haven't done it in a few days, but I'll do it today. My body hurts. And it helps with the pain. Okay. Yeah.

All right. It sounds terrible. I gotta be honest, full disclosure. No, it is terrible. I don't wanna act like it's fun. It's not fun. It's horrible every time. Every time.

But also, you know, you feel good afterwards. Do you feel a sense of accomplishment? I guess you just feel an intense relief. You're like, you're like, I'm not dead. That's the relief is like, oh, I thought I was gonna die. No, you really go, you're forcing your body into fight or flight mode. So, can I, do you know why I don't like this?

Then my whole life, I've been in fight or flight mode. So, literally 20 years of therapy to get out of fight or flight. You're be fine. Do you know that be, yeah. I'm not comfortable when I'm just in a calm state of being. Yeah. Because I'm not like jacked up on coffee or drunk, you know.

Just being calm is very weird. Calm is weird. You're like that. You're like being calm though. You're not jacked up on adrenaline or dissociated, no. No, no. I seek the adrenaline. Oh, that's true. Yeah. That's where we differ. You're like, I want to fuck my shit up.

And I'm like, life is scary already enough enough. Like the flying thing with Charo that I... Oh my gosh. But what gives you the joy? Is it just knowing that you're torturing the mother that you really don't like? Yeah, I really do. I never really thought about it

on a psychological level until recently why I get such joy out of torturing her. Yeah. I know, I'm a shit. But I never thought of those reasons. I just thought, oh, this is something that makes me laugh. Yeah, no, you hate her guts. Oh.

Ha. Ha. Ha. I mean, on a certain level, I really feel like what it is is you feel like you're getting back at someone, right? Yeah. The video you showed me, you're literally torturing a 78 year old bag of bones on a birthday. On a birthday in the back of hell, after her body is like, I'm like lurching up. Her bones can't even handle what's happening there, and you're like, look at you.

You're here now. I've never watched it without laughing. And I was laughing so hard in that flight that I was wiping tears away. And I could hear her screams. I could scare her. But that's what you like the best. I could hear her pleading.

She talked about my dad. She talked about God. Like I hear her screaming.. She talked about my dad, she talked about God. Like I could hear her screaming, and think about your father. He's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, yeah. I know she was screaming to Jesus and like, please, and it's unlike that screams just kept growing.

Hi, can I tell you something? Yeah. This, you make me almost want to have a relationship with my dad, because now I can do stuff like this to him to fuck with him. Oh yeah, it's really fun. Go on a helicopter ride with Tom. Yeah.

And will you do this to my dad? Sure, if you, yeah. Maybe it's time to reconnect. Yeah. Yeah. It's the hardest I've laughed in so long. And then I got her in the cold plunger as I knew she would hate.

And that made you so hard that made me laugh. She hated it, but you know what she does that though, is because she just wants your attention. Even if it's for like five awful minutes, she just wants you to pay attention to her. That's why she does all these things. No, I know so that's what she said to me after the cold plane after she was shivering. Yeah. And she couldn't move her feet because they cramped and I was trying to help her mom by putting towels on her to warm her up. And I go, well, why did you do this? You knew this would be bad. And she goes, it's the only way I can get

to pay attention to me for this. Really? I never heard that. See, I never heard that. Oh, well, there you go. Yeah, she just wants your approval. Yeah, well, she gets it when she suffers. It makes you like her more.

It does. It does. It's like, she repents. It's like a pen. It is, it is. It's like, yeah, I dealt with all your shit for a lot. So here you go. Here's a few minutes of suffering.

Yeah, this is what it felt like to grow up with you. Yeah, this is for all your gaslighting bullshit. She's a real gas layer. She still is. She still is. She can torture you. I actually, can I tell you something? This show has helped me in that regard.

In showcasing her, because I feel some validation from the audience. Yeah. When people will be like, oh, I see it. Some people don't see it, they just see, because we all have our own lenses. So some people watch it and they're like, they only see how funny she is.

Oh yeah, but that's sick. And I go, and I see it, she's super funny. She's great in that regard for five seconds Yeah, no she's she really is so they get the entertaining part But then when someone was like I see what's making you crazy Yes, yeah, you kind of feel validated and the craziest moms yeah, and the craziest parents are the ones that all your friends are like What are you talking about? They're the best I always think I don't want to say his name, but my my friend from high school Yes, I know exactly which dad you're talking about.

Whose dad is like that and he's always like... Yeah, big personality, life of the party, but then they torture you behind closed doors. Yeah, yeah. It's torture at home. Now, a fun thing is that like, Charo does have a really fun side to all this. She does, yes. Which is like, even with the chopper, you know, when she got out, she's like, we are going to the mall. Yeah

You are going to pay for this. I want the I watch Like she's still you know, it's not like a Hatred it's just like yeah, you have to fuck with someone back you go you fuck with me. I'm gonna fuck with you Yeah, yeah, then my next thing I want to get her into is because she really hates it is a race car Okay, I just want to get her into is because she really hates it is a race car. Okay, can you get her into one? That's the hard part. So it's frail. Once she's in, she's fucked.

But like, if I can get her into one and be like, no, just be like, casual ride and then I'll take her like 200 miles an hour. Jesus Christ. You're like, and have her like, that's what I want to do. Well, you better hurry. She's not getting any younger. That's for sure. Maybe we could do hurry, she's not getting any younger. That's for sure.

Maybe we can do it when we're in Florida for Thanksgiving. Yeah, maybe. Is there a track you can do? Yeah, I'm sure there's something around there. I think I have to look into it. Well, it's good that she's game to do all this. And the irony is, that's all the activity she does. She doesn't do much else.

No, that's it. She eats candy and then just sits around all day. Yeah. But at least her getting her due stuff. Yeah, that's cool. The only time her heart rate goes up. She does. She doesn't do much else. She eats candy and then sits around all day. But at least you're getting her due stuff. Yeah. That's cool. The only time her heart rate goes up. Seriously.

Literally, yeah. It's good though. Just moments where she thinks it's the end of her life. Yeah. Yeah. So twist. All right. Let's try this.

When she finally goes, are you going to turn this on me? What do you mean? Like, who will you torture when she's gone? We'll see if you're lucky. Here we go, open and clip. This week, Gavaget's in the wet weather might be the story of the sweet game. Yeah, this weekend really is going to feel,

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He always falls in the month of the N word. I smell another t shirt in the making. Yeah, celebrating the N word. I smell another t-shirt in the making. Yeah. Celebrating the N word. That one's not gonna fly. And, but it's November. Right. You know what I mean?

Like, it's like, people like pumpkin spice on a pitch go ahead. You know what I mean? Pretend I'm the board of Starbucks. Tell us your idea for our new ad. What is it? It's like, it's making it positive. The positive spin on the N word, you know? Uh-huh. November. Uh-huh. for our new ad, what is it? It's like, it's making it positive,

the positive spin on the N word, you know? November. Uh-huh. Yeah, it's like who used to be. Drake, Drake, a pumpkin, spice, latte, this N word. That's right. That's right. Two pumps for the N word.

We're sold. That's a good, it's a good idea. I didn't really think it through about the pitch. Yeah, yeah. But that's cool. Hmm. The N word, he said. N word. It's fine because he didn't know there's the pitch. Yeah, yeah. But that's cool. Hmm. The N word, he said. N word.

It's fine because he didn't know there's another one. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Something tells me he knows that there's more. I would love to see the moment right after the clip ended. He's like, where is Collie?

Where is Collie? To his left. What was that? Asa. Um. The D word, the N word, F word, February. You all calendar. Don't forget that coming up very soon, the pre-sale will begin for 69 minutes.

The YMH Studios News Magazine show that tackles all the important stuff going on in the world. We have been working very hard on this. We have an incredible cast of people involved in it. Stavros is in it. Mateo Lane is in it. Joe List, Ryan Sickler, Brian Simpson, Danny Brown, ourselves. There's an incredible piece as Charo is in it. It's going to be, I'm the most excited about Brian. Brian Sickler too. Yeah, I said that most excited about it. Brian Seclar too. Yeah, I said that. Oh, sorry, I wasn't listening, I was paying attention.

Yeah, that's cool. It's the N word, how'm too excited about it? The N word is very exciting. The N word. But it's something we've worked really hard on, and it's gonna take me December 15th here at YMH Studios, and we couldn't be more excited, and the trailer will be out soon.

Can't wait to show you guys. So just know that we are working hard on it and we're looking forward to showing you that. And Pomp bro, it's so funny. It's such a good thing. Yeah, it's great. It's so good. It's really great. We spent so much money on this one too. A lot of production. A lot of production. It Took a nice trip to judo or titties. Yeah. In the hopes of reconnecting with one Robert Paul champagne. See how that goes. See how that goes.

I just watched the Beckham documentary. I think the word is we. We watched it together. No. You didn't watch the documentary. I fell in a sleep and I watched it. You didn't even watch documentary. I fell in love. You didn't watch sleep and I watched it. You didn't even watch the last two episodes of it.

I caught the gist. Hot guy, hold on. Hot guy playing football. Football. Yeah. And he goes to Spain and he kicks the ball around and Spain. In London and they yelled at him because he fucked up once. He got a flag.

Victoria is very pretty. Okay, so it's really well done. I think it really gives you great insight. And also, I think, you know, for me, it's like, I remember obviously he was a global silliest superstar, but the details of things, that's the thing is like, I never really was in plugged in enough to realize

what his hardships were as a player, like how fucking hated he was for that World Cup incident, you know, where he got the red card. The red flag. The red, yeah. And like how they just completely turned on him as a nation. And it's wild. It's wild. To have the entire nation turned against you.

And there's people that think they were thinking like, oh, this the last couple of days and it just, it didn't end. No, years it went on. Yeah, went on. And back in those days, to be walking down the street in the paparazzi are just mobbing you and your zero privacy and it's a huge story.

People were hanging in him and effigy and stuff and the streets. Yeah, I saw some of it before. You know what I really liked about it? Is that you get to know posh spice, because I really didn't get to know her, and then I got to see a little bit, and you know what I like about her? What's that?

How much she likes David. She loves David. She really loves David Beckham. And she's like, I don't like football, but I like to watch David play. And I think about you too. I don't like comedy, but I like watching you do stuff. I don't like cold plunging, but I enjoy watching you cold plunge. I like watching you do your silly air, you know, piloting and everything. That's cute. Thanks. Yeah. Thanks.

I feel the same way about you, man. You feel like we're posh and becks? Well, like, we're definitely not as attractive or thin. I would challenge that. The whole documentary, the whole documentary. Because he's 47 now. And I mean, you know, he's in with Manchester United at the youth program since he's 15

And I guess he's probably a pro at like I don't know 18 or something like that's when he's like on the pitch playing for them But they reconnect on in the dock with Players that he played with at Manchester United at at Real Madrid on the national English team, AC Milan, like every single player, and these are players from England, Brazil, Portugal, Spain, they're all like talking about when they first met them, they're all go, so you know, he comes in and we see this beautiful man, most beautiful man, they're like, I've never seen anyone so pretty and so handsome, like they just can't stop talking about it. And then you see the footage from them and

you're like, geez, that's Christ. Like this dude is stunning. Yeah, he's really like, like designed. It doesn't even seem like a real person, you know. I know. And I remember in the years, because here, cuts would be news. Seeing him. Yeah, that's him now with Posh. And I remember even thinking about it, I thought like, yeah, that guy's playing fucking soccer or whatever, dude. Yeah. This guy's too hot to be doing that.

Someone can kick a preface. Fuck him, it's face. Pretty face. They, but they're both so cute, dude. They're both so cute for each other. I love it. He, you know, he's also, I think when we see celebrities, you assume, so like, so you always see him really well put together

like his outfits and everything. And then in the dock, there's one part where they walk into his bedroom and there's a rack and then there's clothes on it and the guy's like, what's this? He goes, these are my outfits for the week. Yeah, weird. He's like, what?

He goes, yeah, I pick my outfits out for the entire week. He picks the matter, his stylist. He does. Because here's a deal, man. He also, he's very, very organized and very meticulous. Oh, he's a lady. Yeah.

Because the thing is, is I go by what I wear is how I feel that day. So how do I know when I'm gonna feel like on Thursday if it's Monday? Yeah. Do you feel the way to? Every day I change. so how can I know? Oh right, right.

I see you. What I want to, how I feel on Friday, all of them, so. Well, I think he has some idea of what he's going to be doing. Oh yeah, like that one you just passed by, that was a whole era of hair. There were a lot of things. Oh my gosh, you know what's crazy? Is that he looks like a whole new hot guy.

Like this looks like a different hot guy. Yeah. And then now he's just like an older, different hot guy. Yeah, he's a different hot guy. And then now he's just like an older different hot guy. Yeah, he's a different work done and stuff. Yeah. Like, like, there's a different hot guy there. Look at their faces. There's such, there's such weirdos together. I love how they have bad matching outfits. And this early time with them, like they're wedding, they were purple. Well, everybody else wore black and white. Yeah. And then I saw it today on TikTok. They're wedding off, it was ridiculous. Posh was, pot, yeah.

Yeah. And the kids, their baby's wearing a purple cowboy hat. It's so stupid. You're like, how many drugs were you guys taking that you thought this was cool? And then they wore to the Versace party matching black leather onesies. And she's like, I couldn't move,

my trousers, my trousers couldn't move. Yeah, And she's like, I'll code it move, Metraelsus. Metraelsus couldn't move. Yeah. And you're like, yeah, there it is, there it is. Like, look at, they're so funny. Yeah, they have. They have fun together. Good fun.

It seems like they have really fun. You know, though, I wish you would do met. Would you do matching outfits with me at Matchy Matches? For what? You're so funny. Do you know that you never want to do Matchy Matches. You never want to do couples massage You won't even do a Halloween costume where like we're a pair a bonded a bonded pair

What is that is it because it's unmasking? I don't get into that mentally ill stuff But they like each other. It's just what people who love each other do. All right. Would you do? Hahaha. We do like a couple's Christmas outfit for the car, Christmas car or something.

Sure. When I address a lot. Yeah, sure. Yeah, I'll do it. Like to you. Oh, man. Okay. What?

Now I got some stuff coming. What stuff? Cool to wear for Christmas? Yeah, yeah, what is it? Is this thing where Santa Claus looks like he got shot? For the kids? No They have no idea. It's got all these like gunshot wounds and stuff. What are you doing? No No What are you doing? No. No. No. Okay. I'm not doing that.

So can I tell you, I was walking through an airport. Yeah. And I saw a really broken looking flight attendant. Oh, Jesus. Sometimes you'll look out and you'll see a flight attendant who's like on her off day. So she's standing in security line with you. That's how you know, and they're just jumping on a flight.

Right? And she like broke up. Well, here's how I know she looked broken. Yeah. She was wearing. Oh, brawl. First of all, it was like the pink breast cancer awareness month, like rare uniform, but her airline gets to wear.

And then like, But wait, that doesn't give it away. Yeah, it does, because it's a very attention getting. But they're all wearing it. Nope, they're not all wearing it. Yeah, it does because it's a very attention getting. But they're all wearing it. Nope, they're not all wearing it. She was the anomaly. Okay. This is what I'm saying.

She wanted the attention. So she's wearing the pink dress. And then the makeup is just like, she's going to burning man. Yeah, the makeups usually give away for broken. That's how I knew how to like, who does not get, you know? So much, like, it's a lot of my stuff. So much glitter and stars and shit around her eyes

And then she even had the bridge of her nose was like a spark of a glitter Run and I was like this chick's fucked up. I'm gonna talk to her, you know, cuz like game-recognized game I got I know how mentally old she is cuz yeah, yeah So I'm walking it's a nice long walk and I start to chit chat with her and I start to and I go Can I ask you some questions? Because you're off duty and she's like, yeah, sure. I go, first of all, do pilots fuck anymore? Yeah. And she goes, well, they used to fuck a lot more. But now the airline discourages it so much so that when you have an overnight, you know, they make the pilot stay in a separate hotel.

As a flight attendant, yeah. That makes sense. I get it, the whole world changed, you know. It sucks. But it used to be. If you want to move in, you can move in, but you got to fuck me. Yeah, I mean, why be a pilot if you're not going to fuck hot flight attendants?

Now, here's the other problem. They get flight attendants, not hot anymore. That's the real bummer. That's, I think, why? That's making society sad. Seriously. And I asked her, I asked her, I was like, you had first you had to say, you're hot,

but how come the rest of them are hot? Yeah, I do, of course. It's like, you look amazing. At first I tell her how great she looks, and I wish I could dress like her blah, blah, blah. And then I was like, so do they even weigh fly a tenant anymore? She goes, no, they're afraid of hurting somebody's feelings now.

And I go, yeah, all this fucking weird shit. She's like, yeah, they're so afraid of. I'm just fucking, I mean, most flight attendants look like warehouse workers now. Like they're just fucking move boxes all day. They're just, yeah, it's a mess. It's a hot, they're like, we've seen it. You have to go international. International, it's a horrible game, especially if it's subsidized by a government. It's normal. Yeah, airline we've seen. You have to be international. International, it's a whole other game, especially if it's subsidized by a government.

It's normal. Yeah, then you're just like, these look like models. But every other nation, only America are we celebrating fatness and obesity and being out of shape. And by the way, this is the only place in the world. I think that hot flight attendance

that these international airlines have, I think it puts everybody at ease. Everyone's like, oh, this is nice. Yeah, it's a good experience. Yeah, you're like, well, because it's pleasant, because you're like, when Barbara comes down, so you want to drink, you know, everyone's like, oh, good, but like when a pleasant, you know,

thin, pretty young. Yeah, you feel safer in the world. Yeah, you do. You feel better about the whole thing. Because then you're like, oh, this airline's healthy. Everyone's going to take care of it. I feel like for a minute here in the States, when they were still, they got bought out, everything changed.

But Virgin was kinda doing that. They were just like, Virgin was the best. Virgin was the best. Virgin was the best. And then they played cool music in their terminal. The check-in process felt good. The food was great. Of course, the most had not been profitable.

No, they didn't do enough routes. That was a problem with Virgin America. But man, that Branson, what the fuck he was doing. We hold on, I had another fucking thought for you. You had to not allow it to tell the fatties, they're fat anymore. Any other insights you gave you? Yeah, just that the corporate culture

is so terrified of backlash that they won't even say, like, hey, you're, you know, a fight of time, you're way too 50. Yeah, you're gross and subsiding. Well, not just that, but, you're a flight attendant, you're way too 50. You're gross and subsiding. Well, not just that, but even you and I have taken smaller flights and they tell you, like, hey, how many bags are you bringing because there's an allotment for how much weight can be on this plane.

Like, you didn't tell me that commercial flights don't have the same issue. There's only so many, you know, aren't they losing money if the store does is taking up the way to five fucking luggage? Yeah, I mean, I was on a flight where they made me check my bag because one of the flight attendants was so fat. Is that right? I don't know.

Oh, that's because. I don't know. I don't know. They just were being cut. You got so mad. Yeah. Yeah. Why not?

Not judging you, Bex. I'm on your team, David. Yeah. I admire everything you, judging you, Beck's, I'm on your team, David. Yeah. I admire everything you do on like Victoria. I love it. When you get all fired up, I just eat the popcorn I watch. Well, I mean, I think I had actually pretty, I forgave her.

That was the big lesson. Yeah. A lot of times afterwards people were like, oh my gosh, it was so crazy. It's like, yeah, but I forgave her. Yeah. That's the thing is you have to get to forgiveness. You're a forgiving man.

Yeah. I agree. You're sweetheart. Oh, I should say this because I haven't even mentioned this. We've already announced that my new tours on sale. Oh. My new tours on sale. Oh.

The Come Together tour. Oh, hey. It begins January. It's a great name. In Tokyo and it goes right now we are announcing the first leg that's through June. If you haven't gotten tickets to it, it's at Thomsagura.com and I'm very excited. It's a totally different structure than the last tour but if you don't see your city at Believe Me, we're going to hit your city. It's probably going to be in the second half of the year. And the tour will continue on through 2025. So don't you worry, we'll get to your city.

Okay, on tour in 2024. So far, I've only added Manfriend Disco, Meet Rattle. I'm going back to the Neptune theater, where I taped my very first comedy hour, Mother Inferior. I'll be doing the next one again, I'm so pumped. And then I'm doing... The next tune is where I did mostly stories. Oh, that's right, really. Ridgefield Playhouse, Ridgefield Come Netacunt. Okay. Yeah, and then I'll do the Grammar C Theater.

I have to put that in the announcement at the top. The Grammar C Theater. Again, where I filmed my second special mom jeans. Oh, yeah. And you do the cow's of fine arts and fran disco. And Mad Friend disco, I can't wait. So, ju-dark titties, Mad Friend disco, meat rattle, and rich-filled comneticun.

All right. Yeah, big time. That's awesome. Yeah, we're both gonna be on tour. Come, try it out. Try it out. Check it out and try it out. Try it out.

May I share? You wanna share? Sure. May I? What do you wanna share? So the other night I went through my journals from when I was 14 years old. Cause this was a, it was such a, it was,

anyway, I was 14 and I was just writing up a storm. And I found a photograph of myself at 13, and I brought it in, because there's no pictures of anybody taking the ladies. This is 1989. I know that little bitch Taylor Swift claims the year 1989. This is really what 1989 look like, you fucks, okay? It was cool as shit.

I was wearing a dope ass blazer. I stole it from my mom's closet. I just learned to smoke cigarettes this year. I got a mouthful of braces. And no, I'm not stoned. Somebody just caught me mid-expression. Yeah. And that, yeah.

It's very pretty. You look very cute. I have great hair. You have great hair. So much more than I do now. But anyway, I was looking at the themes and how I write. And when I was 13, 14, it's crazy that you're just the same motherfucker.

I'm the same person. but I wasn't even sure. You know, you have thoughts at that age where you're like, yeah, you fucking gov'em and sucks and this and that. You're not even sure if you know what you're saying. And then you're 47, you're like, no, no, she was right. This girl was spot on. Life sucks, school is hell, everything sucks. You got it.

You got it right, girl. There is hell. Everything sucks. You got it. You got a right girl. Yeah. There she is. There she is. Right? Because why don't you say that when you're writing your book that you looked back at a project you would tell me? I found this binder.

I should bring it in. And I found my writing from eighth grade. And you had to write. And like something, how's this first semester going of school? And I was like, oh wow, what a fascinating semester it has been. Josh, I learned so much. I don't know what I do without school.

It's like really. Yeah, sarcastic. And then I'd write the teacher, I was like, especially you, you're such a gift to all of us. It's such a smart asking. Right. And you write and you're like, oh yeah, it's the same kid. Same kid.

Same shit different toilet. You know, you want to know what's even crazier? So I have this journal and the first, it's like a poem I had written and the next to it was a picture of John Belushi. Isn't that crazy? It's a samurai deli. I was 13 years old when I cut a picture out.

And do you know who reminds me of John Belushi? This guy right here. Yeah. And I was like, whoa, talk about foreshadowing, even at 13, I was attracted to the comedy guy. And I didn't know, but there was funny drawings and stuff, and I was really sarcastic and shitty too. Yeah.

Really interesting, right? Totally. I don't know, anyway, you think you're a totally different person at that age, but you're not. Finally spot for hot photos. I got to show you that he found of a trip we took when I was 14. Who? Juan Luis.

Oh, he's in your cousin. Yeah. I want to see it. I'll show you the pictures. Oh, man. Yeah. He's fine. Yeah, that's fine.

It's pretty cool. All right. Why don't we take a quick break and we'll be back in a moment. Oh. Oh. And we are back and always so excited to welcome back to the program. The great Ryan Sikler, everybody.

Our brother. He's like a son of a man. He's like a son of a man. I'm so pumped you're here. I've been pumped for two weeks knowing that you're gonna be here, because it's like family. And this is my favorite month.

It's the N-word month. Did you know that? Oh, November. Yeah favorite month. It's the N word month. Did you know that? Oh, November. Yeah. Oh, okay. How's life? We also record ahead on these everybody. It's October right now.

So just give me some slack on that. I did quick math. Yeah. The N word. November. It's on November. I got it. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. There I sing the, the end word. There you almost said it. Almost said it. November, buddy. Um, it's great to see you. I was just in L.A. I did, um, I did, uh, the honeydew with you. I talked about our dads, um, not living anymore. Yeah. Um, it was great episode. It was a great episode. It was a great episode. I appreciate you doing that and really sitting down and talking about it because I didn't know all that either. Yeah, no.

Like your dad's heart stopping for what was it? 10, 20 minutes? 20 minutes, that's insane. 20 minutes. I didn't find out about that by the way. Like I didn't find out about it until I wasn't there when that happened. It was like I was getting on a flight

and they called me and told me. They didn't wait till you got there I wasn't there when that happened. It was like, I was getting on a flight and they called me and told me. They didn't wait till you got there. They told you ahead of time. Yeah. Was he like gone during, was that during the window when he was gone or you're landing, not knowing whether he's coming? No, I just like got a call.

They told me that that had happened. So then I did you even know you could live? No. Because you've been gone 20 minutes? No, and then I met somebody ironically this weekend, who he had a heart attack in Lake Austin, like 10 years ago. And he happened to be on the boat with two of his friends who were firefighters. So they pulled him out of the water. They started doing CPR. And when the medics came, the ambulance was like, well, we got like a, whatever, the pads.

They said that they couldn't do it for whatever reason in this moment. And so the firefighters just kept doing, his friends were doing the CPR, not the medics that came, and they were breaking his ribs and they did it for 30 minutes. No, yeah. And brought them back.

Brought them back. That's wow. That's on manual bumping. And I guess your brain doesn't die because you're getting upset. And that's the thing, that's what I worry about. Like if you're gonna bring me back

after 30 minutes on a vegetable, I'm gonna be, I'm gonna haunt your ass. Yeah, well I've come a mess. He's doing well now. He's doing well. And his friend that was telling, well we were all there, he told me, so he's like, the crazy thing is

that you're kind of normal. He's like, it should be normal after 30 minutes. So I've been on tour, get your tickets at Ryancicolor.com and after everything that happened to me in the hospital, I've been, I started asking people, is there anyone in the audience here that's ever been given that like, hey, it's touch and go, you might die here

in the first city, some guys like, I actually fucking died and I was like, hey, it's touch and go. You might die here in the first city. Some guys like, I actually fucking died. And I was like, you died and officially player dead and came back. He's like, yeah. And I have asked every city I've been in, every single fucking city, multiple people. Every single time.

The one, have you ever had somebody? I got a lot of my Instagrams. Cause you had the craziest stories on the Patreon. Have you ever had some? Because I've seen More than a couple stories about people who wake up in morgues. Oh my gosh If you're patreon fan of mine Right in if you've ever woke up. Have you heard those stories? I've heard the stories

But I'm like were they sit up in the morgue and they're like what's going on? Yeah, or they were breathing so low. They couldn't tell the Morgan they're like what's going on? Yeah, or they were breathing so low they couldn't tell. They get buried alive. That's the one. That's the one right there. That's the one. That's the, that's the, there's that old school.

That takes the Twilight Zone episode. Yes. Where the guy pays the grave keeper to dig a ball. Yes. And then he lights the match and the callphone he looked over and the grave bingers in there and he's like, Yes. Yeah.

Have you ever talked about near death experience? Like, what do they see when they're dead? Do they see a whole thing? No one, no one. Not one person I've talked to has seen anything. A lady named Betty and Tulsa said, a angel came in the window and are the eighth floor of this hospital.

And that's what she saw. But other than that, no, there's been no nothing. It's just been darkness. For people that also haven't seen Ryan's special, it's left these sun is on YouTube, and you can watch that. Watch this bullshit. Oh! Check it out.

How's that guy doing? We haven't talked about him in so long. Well, well, well, well, well, well. Yeah. Be great, Dennis Rodman. I don't love it though. Everybody works so hard to do their shit that we just shit all over the best. Do you remember when he was obsessed with North Korea? Remember when?

And Kim Jong-un. Still his dog. They're still growing down. For sure. That was the best Rod. Where the fuck is that he's Rob is amazing. I don't know why I miss him.

What's he up to? Can we Google and see what's he up to? Yeah, what is he doing? We don't hear about him. He's I don't know if there's a news update on him, but he's yeah, there's a there he is doing that. I want him on the other hand. He's hell yeah, I would love to podcast with him.

Oh my gosh. Yeah, that's so much to talk about. Yeah, look at him. He's great. Oh my gosh. Yeah. He said so much to talk about. Yeah. Look at him. He's great. He's fun. Watch this. Wow.

Look at the guy in that dress right there. You see him right there in that dress, Christina? Yeah. That guy, that man, led the league in rebounds. Right there. Yeah. Led the NBA in rebounds. At the same time that Michael Jordan Lead the NBA and rebounds at the same time

that Michael Jordan led the NBA and scoring. So what that actually means is there's very few opportunities for miss shots on him by his team and he's still going out and pulling boards down off of miss shots from everybody else and the other team and leading the league when his guy is draining everything. He was relentless.

Relentless. Nobody wants that, that's how fucking any part of that guy in that dress right there, that party dress was. But, but greatness is, you know what I always think about? The greatest album, David Bowie ever recorded by my estimation is an album called Low

and he recorded it in East Berlin while fucking Brian Eno on heroin. They didn't leave a room. They fucked for like three months at gay sex in heroin and made the greatest album of all time. So there's something to this. To what? To wearing a dress? To be in weird and wilding out and all this shit creates something good. Yeah, Brian, you know, they're fucking and I love that album. Love. I fucked those guys. Look at that right now. I'm fucking right now. I'm fucking baby Bowie. Yeah. Beautiful. I'm about Brian, you know.

I don't know who he was to you. Just said they fucked. Maybe in the 80s, he was cuter though. They bowie, bro. Yeah. They bowie. I think about it all the time. They're just butt fucking and making good music and doing heroin. They called that working. Yeah, they go at work. Dennis Robin puts on address and lipstick and is like the greatest player. Has your back? My back's almost better. I'd say by the end of the year, I'll be 100% my lungs are finally clear. Took a month all the cops are out of my lungs. That's great. Good. Yeah, so I'm back here again, hanging out with you guys. Like you said, you just were out there. You just did an episode of my new podcast.

The new one's gonna launch. I'm starting a new podcast. It's called The Way Back. You're old enough to remember the seat in the station wagon that faced out the back window. Of course. Yeah, that's where we would sit with no seat belts. Right, no seat belt.

And the car's gonna come up here. It's smoke, you sit with no seatbelt. Right, no seatbelt. And the car's to come up here. You go flip and burrs and you know, 18 wheelers, all that shit. And it's only going to be like a 30 minute podcast. I don't want to do another hour or something. I just want to talk about nostalgia growing up vacations, fireworks. What do we have? Oh, we had talked about the kids, and we talked about being boys growing up and stuff. And yeah, Tom's the first episode, but I'm banking a ton of, I really want you to come on.

I know you said you're not gonna be out there in a while, but I'll do it. I'll be on an April. Come out. I've got Gaffigan, Mark Norman, Joe Liz. We've got like 15 of them in the can already. Can I tell you, we just, that just sparked a memory of, is my mom dated some guy and he had,

maybe it was a Cadillac, remember the bench seats in the front with just nothing, dude. I would say right in the middle of this plush bench seat. And if they took a turn, who are you? Slide over. You're not buckled up at all, dude.

Those car axes must have been gnarly back there. It's just a lap belt too. You're flying over, it's cutting you, cutting you in half and shit. But the car could just be the car could. That was the thing you couldn't put the car could. Now the car can't. You know like, it's $2,500.

20, 30 years before that, like when our parents were in high school, they would show them videos of like bodies ripped in half from like the 50s. That's false. Yeah. Just because bodies would just, no more seatbelt. They just fly out of the car.

Flying out. Did you have drivers in high schools? Yeah, yeah. See, they finally got rid of that in our high, well, no, not in high school. No, really? No, we did not have drivers in high school. We had it in the class.

No, we did not. That was a class. Yeah, we did. I got a we had in the class. No, we did not. That was a class. Yeah, we did. I got a major car accident the day after I got my driver's license. How bad. I mean, here's the rule I didn't know, because I didn't do any pre-drive driver's license. There's a left turn or something like that.

It was a left turn at a light. It was the green light, but not the green arrow. So I just didn't know when to go. So I was just like, I'll just go. And I went and a car hit the rear, the right side, rear passenger area, like the time, and split the rear axle. Split it.

Split the rear axle. Holy shit, dude. I don't even think about that. I forget that when you're out on the road, there could be someone out there that just got their license and doesn't really know. You see it now, right? I can see it out.

You see it, you see it, you see it. This is why I'm mocking them. This is the fucking woman you think. The student drivers, and you're supposed to point and laugh at them, and you mock them. Break check them. You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying?

You bet, I'm Eric, Eric Snyder. So he got his license in January and we got ours in March. So he was driving about a month and a half before everybody else was in our grade. So we would have simulators in the class. And they would have that like the lady would walk out in the street. Now, if you hit her, you didn't blow her up or anything, it just dinged you on your little thing. Like that's a, that's a mark. That's a mark. So then you also had to go out with the drivers at teacher. And we had like a Chevy Corsica,

and it had the brakes on the other side as well. So he could hit him. And he was a redneck from Kentucky. And he'd be like, guys, he'd always see. If you were in fucking off class, he'd be like, top, don't be an asshole son. He said it all the time. That was his thing. And then you'd have to get in the Chevy Corsica with him Tom, don't be an asshole son. He said it all the time. That was his thing.

And then you'd have to get in the Chevy Corsica with him. I don't want to say his name because he ended up getting the DUI and the driver said, come on. He did? Oh, yeah. But we would get in and then he would get out at some point when he'd take us to park.

He'd say, I'm gonna take this parking lot, he steps out and then I sit up front with my brother. And my brother's got a parallel park and he's watching and I'm just over there pumping that fucking break. And my brother's like stop because it's making him look bad. He knows what I'm doing. He's like, don't be an asshole son. Don't be an asshole son.

Then we get out on the road and Eric Snyder's already driving. He's got a big-ass Caprice Classic station wagon. And all he's doing is getting in front of us and break check it. I was with the teacher at the car and we're like, we're like, come on man. Come on, Eric. We're beeping and he's doing is getting in front of us and break check it as with the teacher to car and if we're like we're like come on man come on Eric we're beeping and he's like guys no this is what you want you want assos like this one the right I'm gonna let him do it man let him be an asshole we got to work around Eric and I was like you gotta be fucking kid that was drivers yeah we had drivers said at 15 years old mr. sure I wanted to talk about the

long dead, Mr. Consolo, and he was also the PE teacher. And he was like kids. This is how we talk to us too. I'd be like, sometimes you're on the road, see these bikers, he's wearing them shorts. 100% ask Shana, she was in the same class, me swearing bikers shorts, you know, don't hit them. And if you do, let them die in the side of the,

a swear on the, you know, why? Because in California, he goes, he goes, listen, you think you're helping somebody? If they in the side of the road injured, you go over, you try to help them. They're gonna sue your ass. Don't even let them, don't even fuck it. Drive right past, don't let them die.

I swear to God. Don't get sued. Don't get sued. That's a wild life lesson for that. You see that? Like how feral, even just thinking about the toys I grew up with, do you remember Clacker Balls? They were like two hard marbles like this big,

and they were strings. String, and then two balls, And the game was you went like this. Yeah. Clock, clock, clock, clock. But the balls were hard as shit. And they would just hit your arm and bruise the fuck out of you. Bring out clackers, Josh Zolo. You got to see this.

Anyway, I bought a pair to show our kids because I was telling them how dangerous stuff was. And they, I let them do it. Yeah, these. No, but these were soft. The old school seven. There you go. Go up and to the right there You know that's it. You know fucking dangerous those were poke your eye out. Beat yourself in the head Beat your arm out. I mean it was terrible. Well, I got them in the house right now

And your back have you considered a treatment like this? See what I watched these. I watched them. Oh, no, they're that right there with pair of lights. Specifically in that spot with no lights. No, he's just, you should never do that. There's no way that's good for you. No fucking way.

Who's telling that? Just Russians. Oh, yeah. No, you know what I watch a lot? My new porn is ringdingers. Ringdingers? Look up ringdingers. Houston just got this chiropractor

and Houston does ringdingers. We're even wringing the porn. Oh, I see those. That's me saying that's my new porn. Gotcha. Oh, where they, where they, yeah, yeah. I want one so bad, but I feel like it'll probably tear. Yeah, this red neck right here. Yeah. You're like, there you go. Chopped your legs. Where they yeah, yeah, I want one so bad, but I feel like it'll probably tear

This red neck right here He's like, I ain't got chop your legs so you feel there's no Some I'm cry like yeah He's like, you're fine. Don't be a bitch and the chop your knees to show that the legs are still working is like get the fuck out here Just one after the other they're doing. I was like, get the fuck out of here. I just won after the other. They're doing one guy. Yeah, that's pulling your, so I've had the Y strap done, which is not as intense as this, because if you see, you're also,

see where the waist is, he's got those pillars. You're locked in place. The Y strap, you slide with it when they pull you. This, your ass is locked in place, and people say they feel their spine yank all the way out of your damn feet. This can't be good for you. I don't know. I want it so bad. I've seen a whole bunch of these. I just have this non-sexual fantasy of being and I'm sure there's some fucking BDS and person out there but just being suspended by my arms

and I feel stretched and twisted like a washcloth. Just rung out, just snapped and cracked and popped. I wouldn't love that. In the 80s, it was popular to hang upside down by your ankles on that date. Yeah, that chair. Can you get that, can you get adjusted? Is everything okay for you to do that? I think I'm okay to get adjusted.

I don't know if anyone would recommend the hammer or the towel, but I think that I'll be down for the hammer. The hammer, the hammer. It's doing nothing. Okay, I have been fantasizing. Like my porn has been fantasizing for this moment because we have been so obsessed.

So obsessed. You not think that African Americans played a significant role in building this country? Oh, okay. All right, well, do you think white people are better than black people? We're just getting right to it. do you think white people are better than black people? We're just getting right to it. Do you think white people are better than black people?

They're like, it says bad. Boy, better in what sense? About a day. And that they create and black people destroy. Holy crap. Oh my God. Oh my God. Black employees, how do they sit here

and listen to you peddle this garbage? It's a true. So we've been playing this guys while, and then I think I just text you about it, or I don't know if we're on the phone. No, my producer, Kirsten, saw that you, she's like, look, Tom's found Jesse Lee Peterson and Tom and Christine, and I was like,

oh my God, I gotta tell him. And then you tell me, you go, I did his show. I'm like, what? That's crazy. And when you say this, go ahead. Well, when you say this, I was like, what? That's crazy. And when you say this, well, when you say this, I was like, what are you talking about?

You go, yeah. And it was, I think it was the night before a flight. So on the flight, I watched the whole thing on the flight. And I laughed so hard. Because I'm watching you, like somebody I know. And I'm seeing, like, I'm seeing you being like, like you're just like, cool is good to be here.

Like you're just like being yourself and just having a conversation, doing like basically a podcast. And then he starts to drop his stuff. And I just see you, you're like, wait, what? And having you go like, is this a bit? Is this about, are people about to run out? It was so great.

My manager sent me that first of all. I was like, hey, these people are interested in having you on and all I did was look up real quickly. I'd seen some guests and I was like, all Jordan Peter said I just saw some people that I Like notable guests in the podcast world. I was like, okay, I'll go do it. So you didn't know anything nothing. Well, we pulled highlights. You can play your highlights, but I've get there. I'm in the bathroom. At the time, I don't know what Tim, I see him in there taking a leak. I just think he's like this little time, he's tiny. I just think he's like this old,

and he wasn't dressed yet, like this old engineer or something, you know. And then I go sit in this chair and I'm like, like, oh, there's Vity, like I didn't know anything. I came in a hoodie, like, I mean, not a nice hoodie. And I'm sitting there, hoodie and I'm sitting there and first I'm a bit I mean I know I come across as professional but I'm a bit standoffish because he sits down and he's just being a little bit and I'm like what the fuck is this?

And then he starts saying the shitty saying and I think it's a prank. I 100% thought you or Josh Wolf set this up. You did? 100%. 100%. And I'm looking around and he's looking at me and I'm looking at his producer and his producer at one point goes, like, this shit's real.

Bro, I was like, there's no. And this is out of Los Angeles? This is in LA off of Pico, bro. Yeah, off of Pico. So I thought maybe he's like deep south or something. Deep south, cool to LA. Also just to give people some reference before I get into yours. Bro, yeah, I thought maybe he's like deep south or something. So, also just to give people to you reference before I get into yours.

He's the best. I gotta go on a show. I played the clip you guys just saw. Here's another one that we played just to get people caught up before we showed you. And what made you become a liberal? I got a little older, a little smarter. Oh, you grew out of it, yeah.

And you were tired of being a man. That was tired of being an idiot. But you show you woke up one day. You know what And you were tired of being a man. And I was tired of being an idiot. But you saw you woke up one day. You know what? I'm tired of being a man. I want to be a liberal. I think there are plenty of men that are liberal.

Not real men. Really? Men who are liberals are badas. And that's the clip I fell in love with. And I was like, okay, you got me. I got a lot of that coming up. Yeah. You date men too?

Exclusively women. Oh, that's real. He's a... Would it be a bad thing for our conversation if I dated men? Well, I wouldn't be bad for our conversation. It would be interesting. Okay. Why don't you date men? I'm not attracted to men.

Oh, good. Yeah. Um... I don't see anything wrong with it, but I know you do. You do not see anything wrong with it? With being attracted to men? Why not? Why would it be wrong?

Because it's of the same sex. So is that normal? But that's not an argument. So everybody has their own like, oh, I don't know what, like they're figuring out what's going on. What the fuck is happening? And then you lie, it's like this.

White history month? Right. And every month white history month. Right. In every month, white history month. I hear that all the time. I mean, I mean, it is. That's the way they built it. What is white history month? Well, we take a pause to recognize the men who found it and created the greatest country on this out of heaven. And because right now they're trying to erase that history and put it on a fake history. And so I don't want the younger generation to forget real history. Otherwise, they're not going to appreciate America.

Yeah, I did not know that was it. So this is like, this is towards the beginning. So it's like, I feel like really felt, okay, what's going on? He blocked this out, this is so traumatic. I never want to, what I left, I was so, I called my manager, what the fuck? Did you just sent me, what was that? I went first, I didn't know either, he didn't look it up either. I know that's hilarious.

I fucking spent about 10 minutes in the mud trying to figure out what's really going on. And then after I figure it out, that it just gets fucking fun. Yeah. Look at your coming. I'm not have two kids. My daughter's seven and her brother's my stepson.

He just turned 19. And are they white? My daughter is and my stepson is mixed. Oh, we need white, baby. Oh my God. We need white, babies. We got one. We got one.

She's, I mean, looking at you. It's such a crazy thing. He's loving it. Even your posture, you're, when you're sitting like this, and you're kind of like, what the fuck? I'm like, I know this posture. I, there was a moment where I was like,

really ready to just be like, all right, I don't have time for this. I'm gonna get up and leave. Really? Yeah. I mean, my time's fucking valuable. Yeah. Is this a clown?

Like, what is this? Yeah. He said there needs to be more way, baby. That's one of his big stances. That's a big step, but that's not all he's got. He got into so much shit where I finally, I'm like, okay, dude. That's like shit, my family says and hungry. He has to wrap up fire questions at the end real quick

so you got it you got no time to think about. I want to ask you that what do you think about the attack upon men today in America? Men on the most serious news these are this out of heaven. And they're doing everything to erase them. What do you think about that? You're like I'm, I, who's trying to erase men? The people who hate men, liberals,

and some Republican women, other people. Republican women, nothing. Yeah. Only the Republican women. What is the purpose of the attack of army? And why is this attack happening to men? What is he talking about?

I don't know where we're going to be. I don't think men are under any different attack than women are. You know what they say? Well, look who's attacking the women. The men in what way? In what not way. Yeah. Literally, what is he referring to?

What is a far right The Barbie movie I'm still right now. Yeah as This is from Well, that's still seven so you're in a half a year and a half ago Because I'm trying to put myself and I'm putting myself in your shoes right now And I'm like, I don't know what the fuck this guy's really talking about. No, I love seeing, I love seeing the, like, that it hit you. Because you're being like a gracious guest to start. You know what, wait, right?

I'm trying, yeah, but I've never heard any shit like this come out of a blackboard. You mean an example? Listen, for once, like, there's also a part in this one. He's saying shit about black people where I don't want, I almost, eventually I do do but I'm like I want to be like aren't you black but I don't want to say aren't you black because we feel like I'm Creole or some other Cuban or I'm like then I'm a fucking I'm as bad

as he is yeah yeah so I'm confused like what is going on right now are you not like what? Dominating pillaging all of it from time till now, men have been in control, there's nobody stopping men. Who's trying to tear men down? The courts and, and the courts. The men that are being torn down, most of them should be torn down. You think?

Not every man's a good man, you think every man's a good man? Of course not. Right, yeah. So what's good men do you think have been unlawfully or wrongfully torn down? Give me an example. Well they're trying to chat our degree white hope. Well hold on, you're switching subjects here.

What man have been, give me an example of a great man that has been torn down that you, you say so many. I'm giving you one that you feel has been wrongfully torn down. Well, I know I can't answer right. I'm not saying that's what you're saying. I'm giving me one that you feel has been wrongfully torn down. Well, I can't answer right. I'm saying that's what I'm saying. But real men, they can overcome that. But weak men are able to be destroyed. Like, like with Donald Trump, they're trying to destroy him.

Who wants to be, I don't want a weak man around. Do you? I prefer to be strong so they can't get away. Yes, so he's like, maybe wasn't really answering your question. No. That's what people like him do. They never answer your question.

Right, just throw it at you. Do you believe that racism is this? Of course. Do you have an approval of that? Yeah. Well, you can get me an example. Approved. Approved that racism exists?

Right. are you serious Can you be serious? slavery How about we take decades to 50s to 60s and I'm talking to This is where it's like You believe That's where I saw was that we're talking to a black man am I not and I caught myself like I better not fuck You don't know I could be like

To it That's the moon around like Ryan shut the fuck up, man. This might be real. How about we take decades to 50s to 60s? I'm talking to... You don't believe racism? You don't. What? You don't believe racism? I know racism.

Yes, it is. Wow, what about apartheid? Remember that? He would probably be like that. Let's go to Ferguson. Yeah. How about Ferrari? How about, I mean, my God, it still happens today.

I wonder what he would say about apartheid. That was literally just step like, like you get in this line, you get in this line, you get in this line, like he's white, colored. I don't know if it's crazy. I believe he says that, like, I think he thought slavery was a good thing, because it, you know, gave people work and regular,, he's of that mind.

It's work. It's wild, wild. And I grew up on a plantation in Alabama. He says that line. You're pulling my fucking mind. No, I'm not a customer. Yeah, you're pulling my fucking mind right now. And I grew up doing the Jim Crow error too.

How old is he, I'm sorry? A different bathroom, different water fountains, all that shit. He dresses in here. One other thing, I went to a movie theater when I was a teenager in Alabama once. And the blacks had to sit in the balcony and the wife will sit downstairs because we weren't allowed to sit together. Oh yeah. But it was fun up there because we had a better view.

That's not racist. That's so crazy. That's crazy. He's just, yeah, he's it. It gets way wild. Nobody liked the black shit. They've been wired in for 60 years now. Why? Who said nobody likes to black shit anymore? What are you talking about? Who did not tell me what's that? So, you're probably fogged. I'm having a great time. Oh, shit. Dude, how did Jordan Peterson do this nonsense? I don't know.

He's actually had some... He's had very popular record, but he probably... Probably when they reach out, they're like, he's a pastor and I didn't get any of that. And then they probably are like, I wanna come on and challenge his ideas and his thoughts. He's like, I've got another planet though. He's not even like, in the stressor.

That's what I'm saying. Like every time, like, his producer finally had to give me like, yes, I think we might be 20 in. And he's like, yes, it's for real. I'm like, okay. What's the producer like? He's just like this younger white kid. It's like a podcast nerd and loves podcasts.

And once people go, there's no doubt you could easily go do that show if you want to. Next time you're in LA, bro, I can tell you. It's just hard to resist. I know. What if you just yes-anded him? That's what I would do. Absolutely, dude.

But nothing would trouble you, guys. You wouldn't know what to say. I wonder if he wouldn't have anything to say. If you just agree He's like okay, next question. Yeah, like let's talk about yes, talk about it. There be no let's talk Which women are taking down the end? I'm worse women suck. I mean we had a black president. Yeah, oh no, what a man How are you gonna say what a mess after the guy we just have for four years to felt like 14 years?

You'll buy it. No, he's an asshole too. I'm talking about Trump a great white hope What are you gonna say, what a mess after the guy we just had for four years, that felt like 14 years? You all by the way? No, he's an asshole too. I'm talking about Trump. Great white hope. No. No. No, bro.

So you agreed in that the Fall of Messiah wasn't good for the country. The what? The Fall of Messiah. Who's that? The Fall of Messiah and beat Mama Michelle. You talking about Obama and his wife? Yeah.

Yeah. Big Mama. Yeah. Big Mama Michelle, he called her. Dude, it's crazy. It's nutty. It's nuts. There are people who really think she has a dick.

That's a whole thing in the right. Yeah, there's a whole Photoshop thing I see online all the time about a dick ball. Yeah. So, fuck up Photoshop thing. I see online all the time about a dickball. Yeah, so fucking. Imagine you grow up to become the first lady. People put dickball just like everywhere you go. You're the president's wife. What crazy?

The female representation of our company. And people follow the shop, dick's one, you know. It's like just like little nice ones under your clothes. Mark. Pew! I'm shot in a big one. It's so weird. It's like just like little nice ones under your clothes. That's a big old dick hanging. It's like a little soft, soft back. Oh, God. So fun.

Fuck. You guarantee me that the agent probably make it more than a black. That's my guess. Do you know why that is? It's true. Yeah. Why? Because of suppression and power and racism. No, why?

Because of that a lazy That's so fucking crazy. See he laughs. That's the only thing. He laughs. He kind of knows what he's saying is like, he definitely knows he's trying to fire people up. But what's blowing my mind is that he grew up with segregation. He grew up on a plantation. I know.

And he's insane to say. And he's like, it was awesome. Slavering in New York. You know, there are some people that I grew up around in Hungary that claim that communism was better, and they hate capitalist society. And they're like, no, no, no, I wish we could go back to when the Russians

controlled everything because I'll have said. It's like such regulation. I had a factory job, I would go to every day, I would get off at a certain hour. I could drink all day long. It was safer. Just be drunk. Society was safer.

And, you know, yeah, I didn't have meat all year or bananas to eat or toilet paper or television, but at least we could walk out in the streets at night and you're like, dude. Yeah. And there are certain people on this planet that's the way I need to live. So they need to be force fed and regulated. They're freedom. They're freedom's too much.

Right. They don't even know what to do with it. The choices are too many. They don't have to build structure for themselves and routine and things like that so they need that kind of change. It's kind of sad like now watching him talk to a friend of mine and now you really see the humanity of this person and you're like,

oh, this poor man. He's crazy. He's in his own prison. He's kind of like, if you remember, do you remember Morton Downey, you used to be a kind of day? Yeah. Remember he came on, he was loud and just-

See the smoker? Yeah, the smoker. He would take the came on, he was loud and just. See the smoker? Yeah, the smoker. He would take the opposite opinion just to fire people up. I feel like he's a much calmer version of that guy. He's a, there he is. There he is. Look at the teeth. He had veneers before veneers.

Hell yeah. That's a lot of teeth. I think that's the third picture. He's over the years. He's like a good, good, good, good. Look at those. Yeah, he's choppers. Well, that was his logo, was his smile. And the cigarette too. God damn man.

Big teeth. Yeah, he was he was a big TV guy. Him and did you know, Wally George was local in the L.A. TV. This guy Jordan Martin down. He did the show with a cigarette. Yeah, he smoked while he did it. Yeah. I miss that. I miss seeing people smoke on television. And drink. Remember Johnny Carson used to drink and smoke. It was the best. I used to, when I would write and produce, I would do these old game show network shows

and all those hosts back then would smoke. They had Winston was the sponsor on the fucking field. He's like, God damn, look at this shit. Yeah. Or remember NASCAR, you used to have Skull. Yeah. You used to have Tobacco. Like there's no tobacco anymore

There's no Winston cup anymore. Oh right Winston cup. Yeah, that's right, but that company still exists I'm sure they're still having profitable pumping cancer. Yeah, yeah Come on, I'm gonna go to that 88 car. Well Budweiser is poison So let them do it something fun Some of the essential items needed when it comes to cleaning a bigger body the first and most important item every big Rocher having their shower is an attachable shower Yeah, perfectly one that's hot Because you know the biggest mistake that any big girl can make is thinking that our shower

Team is gonna look like everybody else Make sure you attach more shower head got a lot more for. Why? Because we got a lot of body degrees. Now we got a lot of heavy lifting. Don't be afraid to pick that stomach up and get a fun video. She's right down. And in between the rolls. Hello. I like that bikini. Her face is gorgeous by the way. Yeah. she's very pretty It's bad in the washcloth it should me is That's great realize how free your fingers are. Lather the motherfuckers up real good and get in the name. But any people who believe that this video is not necessarily you a hater.

And you really mad at the fact that that firm took out all your edges and added refuse to grow back to business. You know, it is actually, because I always wondered about this. Like I always, I asked one time a real big dude about wiping. Yeah. You know, how he does it.

And he said he used a stick. A stick. Yeah, he puts the paper on the end of a stick Yeah, how does that even clean it? I was just mirror all around and then they get into a day homie. Yeah, you watch let but they ain't covering that no It ain't cleaning that ass. She's gonna get into her meow. How is she gonna reach inside of her? Yeah, there's a side of her. I'm not gonna stop her. I'm gonna focus this next step this.

And get shower. Every big girl needs to have something. I think you throw that leg up over. See that right there? Yeah, I do that. I like that big, small fuck up. Now my shower's a little bit tighter than I would like it. I was about to say, why is she in the tiniest goddamn shower doing it?

I think that stomach up shifted to the side. Get up in here. I love her. Yeah. I think the whole thing I ever smoked up under a stomach that has not been washed far. And if this is too much for you to look at right now, grow the fuck up. I Love her But here's the question yes, you've showered it yes, you've cleaned it however The parts rubbing up against each other will create? Well, that's why I mean this is like a regular maintenance thing. You gotta do it all the time. Yeah, I'm thinking that's a three-time a day thing if you're that big. Yeah. If you don't want to have any smell, I'm thinking.

Yeah. Maybe you put powder in between the folds. You have to put powder in those folds. Yeah. I feel like the skin will skin rub. And that's what I mean. Get your back scrubbing. See your fridge and dry it for the sake of the face. She's so pretty. Yeah, I feel like skin. Yeah, I like her a lot though. I do too. It's the front ass that's throw me on It's a front front ass. Yeah, it's a front ass. Yeah, and I can't like you saw that Front ass in public it would make you stop for sure. I just don't understand is that bottom? Is it even on is it up where it needs to is that where her vagina is? Or is it under the under there? We just can't see because of the fold.

And she's cleaning. She could also have had children and sometimes the woman's abdominal muscle split and then you can create that, but I don't know if it's just that. Because when I get fat out when I have a fat stomach, it's just like one tire. It doesn't split off into two.

It doesn't turn into a front ass. No. That's a front ass. It is. And I see like her bottoms and I see like the white lining on the inside. So it doesn't look like it's where it's supposed to be. No, it's not.

Hey, do you know the girl is big? No. Oh. A front butt. There it is. Not how. Post pregnancy, right? Rectus diastasis. That's too Christina like a doctor. No, It's not how. Post pregnancy, right?

Rectus diastasis. Do you have a creatinine like a doctor? No, not really. Visceral fat, excessive subdermal or external adipose tissue. Rectus diastasis occurs when the scene between the rectus muscles is damaged and stretched during pregnancy in the muscle position. Yeah, sometimes your muscles literally rip in the abdomen and then you can't get them back.

It's really fucked up. Oh yeah, she's got a front butt too. Yeah. Was it always with a bigger woman? Does it? No, it can happen at any. You can see it in even very thin fit people. Sometimes the abdominal muscles never quite go back. Yeah, it's fucked up. These are very pleasant. Thanks for showing us so many. These are all people facing forward too. That's crazy. Yeah, yeah, I like that. Got one. Hey, there's a dude the front but front but Friday Trump had front but It's so crazy. Oh We've been playing this game. So I guess there's there's people that are locked up

that are allowed to that are locked up that are allowed to make videos to announce that they're available for friends, pen pals, and so we have a bunch of them and we'll show you the video and then you can guess what they're locked up for and I'll tell you. Oh great, okay. See you soon, something about myself. I like to read, I like to draw, I like to play guitar, I like to smile, I like to have cool ass conversations, maybe pursuing Christianity, I don't know, but anything I could be to be the best version of myself, I just took psychology 101, I'm going to take English 101 next, and the goal is to be sort of counselor and help some kids when I get out. All right.

All right. Nice guy. There's one thing I've learned with this game, Ryan. Is that the nicer you think the latter is, the worse the crimes are. Interesting. Like this guy is killed people. So you saw what he's like, what his video says now is the fun time for you to get a Christina gave me a hint that might throw me off. Well, yeah, go with your instants. Yeah, this is a white guy named Chandler Palmer. That's one one zero one two. One one zero one two sounds very white. Hair still kind of white. I'm thinking this guy's in for parents probably had money

and he got wrapped up into drugs and he's probably in for some kind of drugs. Wow, I like this, because I like your analysis of his first name. I like that it's in depth, dude, that's good. We know Chandler's a very crackery, wasky name. Super.

So he's. Homers a very white name. Yeah, he's not, he's not garbage like white trash like us. Like he's definitely. He ain't like Timmy Johnson, he's some garbage like white trash like us. Like he's definitely like Timmy Johnson and some shit up there, you know what I mean? Yeah, but the nod to Chris. You're gonna tell me he defeated like a bustle of gray now, bastard.

Hold on, but he wants to go to Christianity so he's trying to repent. So he's done something really fucking bad and he wants to repent. I'm gonna go for like attempted manslaughter or attempted marijuana. He's a good, this is good. This is good, yeah, he almost killed somebody.

Here is what it is. He was driving high on heroin and crashed into a power pole after being spotted by an off-duty cop. He drove off leading to a chase. After driving off, he ended up in a high speed pursuit. He then swerved and crashed into a car dealership, fled on foot, cop later tackled him when he tried to jump over a fence.

Also, he robbed of Walgreens in 2014. Also. Heroin. Heroin. It's pills. Yeah, and crashing, you said. And that's how he fucking, I'm just parents had money.

He started taking perks and shit like that. And next thing you know, he's shooting heroin like everybody else. And hey guys, we're on him from the pull. Good job. Good job. Here's the next one. That's Dakota honeycutts Dakota honeycutts with two T's, one, five, one, three, two, seven. I am gonna say, he's petite and stature. He's definitely on some sort of spectrum. I'm gonna guess he got in trouble

with probably an underage girl. Maybe he was 22, 23, she was interesting. 16. Interesting. Christine? Hold on, I'm gonna go go I think I'm gonna go different He likes to fight her things in life. He's wearing a chain. He does have a chain So I'm thinking he

Yeah, he broke into somebody's house to rob them to buy some shit to impress some bitch All right, this way this game is so much fun. He killed his roommate with a shotgun All right, this way this game is so much fun. He killed his roommate with a shotgun. Ah! Ah! That's so awesome! Yep. And then he threw the gun in the Boise River.

He's eligible for parole after 15 years. This one telling you, all the ones look the normal sweetest. Dakota Honeycutt. Dakota Honeycutt. The cutlery got that even look like he knows how to hold a shotgun. This guy killed his roommate with a shotgun homicide. Yep Take my own advice. I fucking said it right before you know what's taking that chain from that motherfucker nobody round three Like joke round

Or go oh shit Uh oh shit I got four years left to board so I'm just looking for some positive people Those eyes I'm just gonna say there's no blinking yet Not once Still not blinking yet Not one blink Yo

And he didn't seek privacy to do this call He's out in Genpop Yeah He didn't give a fuck about shit Say his last name Tom Eh Covard Rubius Covard Rubius Edgard Covard Rubius name Tom. Eh, covar rubios, covar rubias, I think it's a rolin' art.

Edgard, covar rubias. I think Eddie, this is, I mean, this is, he's, he's, I don't know, he reeks of home invasion. Oh, probably a murder or two, maybe all in that same incident. Yes. I'm going with that sort of. Okay.

I agree. But he probably robbed the hallmark store some shit. It stole some humbles this guy. Humble, fake ring. Okay, I'm gonna go gang. He's definitely a gang. He's banging and Edgar got caught up really young because the tats are like aggressive already.

He's got a throat tatt, he's got his face tatted up. So he's been a Soréño since he was like fucking 12-11. This gang banging shit, stealing shit, stealing cars. I got to take a breath before this one. Second degree murder, enhancement for the use of a deadly weapon in the commission of a felony. Two aggravated battery charges, enhancement of commission of a felony with the intent to promote criminal gang activity and the inflection of great bodily harm. He stabbed multiple people killed one on Christmas Eve, turned himself in for outstanding warrants, including secondary

murder set to a $1 million bail. Fuck! I like the joke around. I like the read. Read and I joke. And I don't like the blink. You like the joke around, you see. I like I like to fuck around you know have a good time Yeah

Good time yeah, what's a good time to you? Michael Rose If you look for something new and exciting then tell me where you find it because pretty bored in here. And we should probably say something like slick, that would be a cool thing to do right now, but it's not really that cool of a dude. But the only thing I'm trying to do is talk to you.

Mm-hmm, okay. All right, pretty cool. Those are tatted up hands. The body's covered. At least you don't have anything from a neck up that I can see. I'm feeling arm robbery on this, dude. I'm feeling arm robbery and maybe a stolen vehicle or two. And yes, I'm get away shit.

I'm feeling the car of thievery. I'm also feeling drugs. I'm sensing that he's self-aware, so it's not a murderer. Generally, the guys that kill people aren't joke like they're not like that. Doing that at the case. Yeah, like there's no charm left.

There's nobody there. There's still a person left there. What do you know? Well, here we go. He was high on meth, and the meth was laced with basalt. He got into a verbal disagreeing with his pregnant girlfriend

He started choking her then he stopped because in his words he realized he was hurting the woman he loved In court he confessed to doing it on another occasion was charged with two counts of attempted strangulation So how long does that get you? It doesn't say how long he's in here. He's 25. So I don't know I tend to strangulation is the official charge though. That's the first time we've ever heard that You know didn't see that one coming. Yeah, I would like to throw you a curve balls. Yeah, these are all pretty curvy Like the big one. Hey, what's up? Jesus I'm gonna start this off and be honest with you. I don't need money, but I certainly need your attention Anyways, uh, I don't care if you're in a relationship or if you're single and I don't care if you have drama in your life or not.

So hit me with what you got. I'm a Scorpio, so I'm not one to judge because my life's a little crazy anyways. And I want you to get a hold of me if you want to know more. Have a good day. That's Richard. He thinks it's a Scorpio that made his life crazy. You go on, fuck going by fucking astrological. That is personal responsibility for anything.

That's a deep psycho. Yeah, he's definitely killed. I'm gonna say he might have wiped out a fan. Maybe his own, maybe his own. That's what I'm thinking. Definitely murder vibes. Because he's an older gent. He's been in the system.

He's got Hitler haircut His last name is head. He's a fucking racist guy for sure ready. Yeah, dude. He's fall fucked up He was charged with trafficking more than 28 grams of heroin He was caught on a sting operation where he sold two grams of heroin for six hundred dollars That's it. That's it. I thought buddy. Yeah, that's nothing I thought you'll never know who you're gonna get here. Yeah, that's interesting. Yeah.

See, that's what we've learned. It's always the guy who looks like a psycho, isn't. I would have put him for choking his pregnant girl. Yeah, well he's got, there is like a real, he's got something that makes you pause, right? When he starts, like, I don't need your money. Like, it's just, it's a lot of personality coming at you. I think there's crimes

We don't know about all well. Yeah on everyone. Yeah, I'm saying he's definitely killed somebody Maybe someone died on that on that pay a yeah Sit down Stop being shy put down what you're doing, and haul out your boy. I'm down with all types of flavors. So ladies, get at me, let's chop it up, let's see what's up, hope to hear from you.

Okay, first of all, I don't like the plea. He's doing the dropping the courtship, and he's going, I just want some nookie on my face. I don't care who you are, I just want posi. I don't give a fuck what color it is, what it smells like, what country would say. I don't care, I just need a woman. It's too desperate.

That being said, I'm gonna go with drugs. All right, sickle cell. Yeah, I, uh, got blink 182 vibes. No. He's like a 90s guy, I, uh, got Blink 182 vibes. Right now. He's like a 90s guy, I feel like all the small things, try to be cool like a Beastie boy holding him, holding the phone different. Yeah, try to be that cool.

Covering his face, also. Covering his face. Robi? Oh, I say that? Robi Humphrey, 7404 and Robi. That's a real white trash name. No. This guy robbed a vet for ketamine, horse tranquilizer.

I'm thinking he probably broke into some places for drugs, dentists, shit like that. He is in the maximum security institution, the A block, but he is charged actually with drug trafficking, felony charge, trafficking heroin with intent to use, carries a penalty of 10 years to life in prison and a 15 to $100,000 fine So it's drug trafficking. That's it. Yeah, it's like drugs is not yeah, he could do better Yeah, these guys have hats and watches and shit. I sure love to have any of that stuff prison Yeah, how'd you get a gold chain there? Yeah, you got chains on these guys aren't fucking ripping it off of you and stuff Oh, it's pretty wild. Yeah, a watch

off you and stuff. And I'm a watch. I'm a free world. My name is who's a P. I'm a minor and a mucker fighter and a fucker and I'm a fairly good cook. If I've got a little bit of time to do in this out of a bitch and I just look for a little company to keep me occupied along the way and you want to hear a few good stories.

Tell me all about yourself. Hit me up on the old JP.y. All right now. You all have a good day now I mean he'd seem mentally ill like that the guy if I saw out in the street I'd tell my daughter like let's cross the street and get away from this month. Yeah, I agree He does have seems unhinged. Yeah, yeah, very unpredictable. Yeah, there would be no worries You don't reason with them, you know, no in any moment. He could be what the fuck you say? Yeah, very unpredictable. Yeah. There would be no reason with them, you know. And in any moment, he'd be like, what the fuck do you say?

Yeah, he got nothing at all. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. But I do like his rhyming, and he does have a good twist of phrase, which is really nice to see on these courtship videos. Yeah, like you don't see them really come up with a nice turn of politics. Yeah.

So that I'm conflicted with William, because I do like that he put effort into these like I'm also a good cook And I'm like oh now I'm intrigued because I like to eat you know, I'm man that can cook very sensitive I think Bill James 139038 car jacked probably Some elderly lady probably pissed the whipped or stole the car set it on fire and then probably pissed the whip, they're stalled the car, set it on fire, and then ran sack somebody's house. I come back. I'm gonna go with Thievery, but like a weird kind,

like a grave robber, like I want to say, like he went to cemetery, like dug up some other fucker because he heard that he had jewelry on him or something, like something really dumb. This is good. Like his own grandma or something. Yeah. I mean, both are, you both are in the right kind of realm of what we're getting

into here. So, oh, William, he was on the run for attempting to murder two shares deputies. And he was trespassing on his mother's property shooting at the police. He later ran into the woods and hid for a week before being arrested after returning to his mother's property's charge with assault or battery upon certain personnel enhancement use of a deadly weapon in commission of a felony and he won't be released until 2045. He can get after shooting at two cops. Yeah. Also, how are you in the woods for a week and it'll find you? Because he grew up there. Yeah. That's what I learned on these survival shows. It's always the most damaged kids who are abused and they go out into the forest And they learn how to live out there to stay away from their mom and dad

Yeah, this guy's used to living out in the woods He's got woods. Yeah, he does have woods vibes. You'd hate to run into them in the woods So I saw that woods and like a plain green army jacket a hoi ass Travis big old town Well, that's the best. Let me try this big old town. Oh, yeah. Well, that's all we got. Oh, man. That's a good game.

That's a good game. Here's a fun one, though. This is totally different than this is fun video. It's cool. I'm here with OB. How old are you, OB? 67. What did you do for a living?

I pepped pores across the country. Oh, all right. If you were 20, would you do it all over again? Yeah, in a heart beat. In a fucking heart beat, I'm able to go any place in this country I wanted to go and do anything I wanted to do when I get there. The girls did their job and I did mine.

All kind of drugs, everything. That was part of the lifestyle. I mean somebody she wanna screw. We screwed. You know what I mean? And I'm going. That's interesting, man. You don't look like it. Trust me, that's what. When I was in the game, they were gonna have nothing to do with my blood. Yeah. Trust me. I gotta say, this right, fuck a run. Bitch, I shoot you. They make no difference. I just kept your ways. Get my mobile home and lose. Oh, he's not a mom. He's driving away.

That's part of your lifestyle. This is one of those kids who's like, hey, how are you? What kind of thing? And then he just meets a pimpe. I'm surprised a pimpe lives in a mobile home. That doesn't seem very pimple-like, does it? Like, that cool.

It's good for traveling the country. I mean, if he's got his bitches in different cities, he can get on the road and John Madden it out there. You might not be making money to fly. I'm worried about the stable he keeps. Yeah. Because the hose can travel in a mobile. I'm sure, yeah.

I think he's like, we're in Chicago this week. Yeah, we're going to Chicago, we're going to Milwaukee. We're going, yeah, Cincinnati. We'll take that pussy all around and sell it. Jesus. And now he's on the, gonna live in the lavish lifestyle. He's on a prize. He's got a prize.

He's got a prize. Yeah. What's up, then? I heard you bitches were going for me. Oh, finally, it's been so long. All right, it's time for Christina's curations. Mm-hmm. It's been a while since we've done these.

I'm so happy to do them with you. Here we go. Let's see what Christina's curations. Mm-hmm, it's been a while since we've done these. I'm so happy to do them with you. Here we go. Let's see what I've been collecting out. So in addition to the guy doing nun chucks in his apartment, I found this guy. I don't know what this is, a chain with some medallion on the end and he swings it around. And he shows you how scaldy is.

Yeah, we don't know what this is called. What is that? I don't know what this is called. What is that? That's a single do with probably two cats and no pussy. He should have seen that old fucking pimp. Yeah. Look at this guy with his sweats tucked. He's got his shirt tucked into his sweats.

I think that's rolled over too, a little bit, the band is rolled. Well, I think if he leaves his shirt out, the chain will catch it. That's really good. Yeah, you picked up on that. He has the right attire on for his martial arts display. Is this martial arts?

Look, I'm proud he's a display. Their martial arts are just the best. So proud. That's a great lane and TikTok. I am in this business. And I should be setting up a camera and doing more. And this guy is doing this out there. Like, what am I?

I should never be ashamed of anything. No, don't you dare delete a video you put up. But it's close, he does it in his basement. There's the water here. That's the water here. That's nice. Oh, it is the water here. I just figured that was storage there.

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Look at that. He's got a breath. He got a ab workout on that. How many times you think happy birthday ended mid-shit? He's like, aw man, I'm sorry. I'm going to do something. That's really great. The one thing I always wear like a wonder bat with the fighters is like, oh man, I'm sorry. I gotta do some piece of it. That's really great. The one thing I always wear like a wonder bat with the fighters is like, you don't want ladies

in your life. Yeah. Like you don't want women. This is probably past that decision. There's been no ladies and then they're like, I'm a fart the birthday and the keyboard is. Yeah. He's not like in the mix with ladies and then doing that.

This is just ladies don't are not a part of you But you know from this show that there is a woman out there for that man. Oh for sure There's like a hilarious I love this guy's my everything. Yeah, how do I get a hold of this guy? There's a lady out there for that There's a cool cat This is my trip. Shit. No. No.

No. No. No. Well, like, some of these motherfuckers have like leopards and shit, you know? Look at it. It's all muscle. No, for, it's disgusting.

You remember that one a few weeks ago, where the guy released a tiger into the pool. He had like his friends in the pool and they put a tiger in it and they all fucking cramps. They got out and tied. Oh my God. Like a full grown tiger. Yeah.

Yeah, if you find that, definitely pull that up. That's fuck, it was unreal. He's got one to release in the pool in the middle east. Yeah. Middle east in Ukraine, they love this shit. That's nuts. Oh no! I was taking a map map ran right over that lady

Was napping in the garage He hit both of them big bitch. Yeah, you got the kid too. Yeah, I'm not the dog fake believe it Bad she's dead a slow She got bad. She's dead a slow Dead Never sleep again after that hard run over your face Don't get back to work We're fucking around He's probably saying that too. He's not sorry

I have to be right there The girl is always I see that though. There's two people laying there You're not even thinking of it though. You're not even conceiving that two humans are laying on a towel Wake it up by being driven oh my god. I think you would just never close your eyes again I'd be terrified. I was going over. I was a kid there. I could have wiped out his whole family. The dog's coming out. The dog's like, what's going on? He probably, I'm just thinking a lot of things like what if he was flying, rushing home because he has to shit so bad. And he pulls in now. He's got a 10 to

her and he's shit himself down there. You know what I mean? You might be like, I can't. He's got a 10 to her and he's shitting himself down there. You know what I mean? He might be like, I can't. I was sorry. Wow. Here's more guys doing cool stuff. This guy's throwing knives. The spoons.

So spoon. Oh wow. Freaking dish. Another guy with this fucking shirt tucked in his sweat. There's a thing with these guys. We got to tuck it, otherwise you don't get in here. Get in your way. And there's a check out, there's like,

look at this guy throwing these spoons. Oh shit, he's for me. That's guy, he can protect me. Yeah, I do like any restaurant. I like it. Throw spooners. That's a restaurant. Jason Bourne's stuff.

Yeah, you know what funny is, if this guy 100% thinks he's like, I am like born. Yes. If that moment ever arises, yeah, you're fucking, you got it. I'm ready. Imagine if you actually are in a real life situation where this guy gets to do something like that.

And it works. Yeah, like he do this. He would be so excited. I train with spoons, man. I train with spoons. He trains with spoons. I train with my chain, my basement. I train.

In the lifestyle, you're men in the lifestyle These are five things that are extremely important if you want to play others especially in this lifestyle The first one is deodorant. No one likes body odor don't kick on the deodorant But make sure that you're using deodorant hygiene is everything in this lifestyle These are nail clippers. They're amazing. They keep your fingernails short Make sure that you use them. No one wants to play with somebody with a bunch of gunk under their fingernails or dirty hands. Play, I always say play with them.

Yeah, play. They're so gross. Then a flossers. Make sure there's nothing in your teeth. Teeth hygiene is actually really important. Your faces are right next to each other when you're playing. You want to make sure that the other person takes care of their teeth.

Another one is a toothbrush. Yeah, oh, thanks. You're using a toothbrush, make sure this is a video necessary. Yeah, I think you're using a toothbrush for your teeth. This video necessary. I'm gonna say this is not for everyone, not for swingers. You want to get laid at all. Do some of it. Yeah. You don't need to gas out the room. Oh, so let me understand to participate in the lifestyle. Use deodorant, brush your teeth, floss, you put a spray of, of Cologne on and then you're welcome to play. Okay, thanks man. Thanks for the

insight. Clearly he does not like the men that are fucking his wife. Yeah, I mean, I'm like, listen guys, my wife's coming home, thanks. Just thanks. You don't give a fuck. Yeah. Uh, 32. Can you make that big? Yeah, are these teenagers watching teenagers? Watch this one. Oh dear. Right down here. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah. Oh, no. No. No. Hold on, hold on. Look. Then, back's all the way up. Then the dude's like, oh shit.

No. No. No. No. That's terrible. Oh my. He's dead, right? He's terrible. Oh my He's dead right he died later. Yeah, did he yeah, no, yeah, he really died. Yeah

Are you being serious internal bleeding? Yeah, how do you know that he died? I read it I read about it Isn't Columbia cool? Yeah, Jesus Christ just throw him right in the back. I guess you know Jesus Christ is throwing right in the back. I get it. You know You gotta finish our route Yeah On that now I woke up to that video He's so troubled Oh I'm just playing around with you. Yeah, it's just nibbling

No one's help back up back up They're like, oh it's okay. Just pet him get the fuck out of there Overreact just be cool Can't's playing with her right? I'm getting nervous Right now I don't know how she's doing exactly. Somebody help? Somebody, somebody we get this? Taze it? Yeah. You're good?

Any second, any organ, any fucking vein, it's over. Yeah. It's over. I think she's special. It's another white person petting the animals. This is my dog. Yeah? Tiger's a good.

Everything's good. I think it'll take you to run up that fence right now and jaw So much this is always white people. Yeah, it's always white people my My brother fucking went to a gator world. I know you know, I've gator. Jesus. Okay. So all gamers. So it's just a park in Florida where it's all gator. You can see him out there swimming, whatever. And then they've got one like, herculean dinosaur that's like 200 years old and they tape the mouth shut. And then people go and sit on its back and take pictures. Okay. And my brother's like, look at your niece. And I was like, are you fucking insane? Like, and I look in line, there's a line.

30 fucking 40 people, all white people. That's all they're in the person with a good tan in that line. It's all white people want to go around these fucking animals and shit. Well, it's just like those psychos during the pandemic, everybody was watching that fucking documentary. The tiger. Why people think they're immune to tragedies. I think is what it is. They're like no There's no way the tiger is gonna bite my leg in half. I just had lined the Hoya and they told me that the seals I was like are the seals still down there and they're like yeah, but it's a problem these two Latina ladies saw me out back there a little older and they're like so what are you doing when you're here with your time

They're probably in their 60s. They were sweet as shit. I was like, oh, I brought my daughter I always make the family weekend out. I've got my sitter. I got the producer We're probably gonna go into the cove check out the seals are they still there and I like yeah, they're there And I was like, why you say it like that? And I go, wow, it's it's kind of a problem And I'm like, what problem? She's like, well, people are trying to pet them. I'm like who's trying to pet wild seals And then they just don't say anything. I go, white people and they both run. Yeah. It's white ladies and they go down at night and get them with cameras. Yeah, they're getting arrested. The feed is getting involved. All seals are just seals are just like it. I mean, what are you doing?

Seal will tear you up if it wants to. Yeah, these people have pet raccoons and shit raccoons will rip you fucking face. I didn't know that. You face. I didn't know that. You know, I didn't know that. They will tear you. And that was the cum seedle next to me. That was the thing. Yeah, and I was like, you fed them. She was like, oh, they come up and I pet that.

I go, are you out of your mind? They would come up. So I was staying in a friend's house in Pasadena. That was 28 years old. I didn't know. I never fucking grew up in LA. I never see animals really. And these raccoons would just come right up, come right up, LA, I never see animals really. And these raccoons, which just come right up,

come right up, sit on the bench next to me, and I'd like to... I told you, I was like, you can't do that. I didn't know. Yeah, can I tell you a raccoon story? Yeah. When I worked at the junkyard when I was in high school, we had a bunch of feral cats, tons of them.

And then one day we're up on the hill, and I'm pulling this part, and I hear this growling. Here, er, er, and I'm with my buddy Jim and I'm like, the fuck did we get a dog? We don't have any dogs, we have cats and we look over and there's this fucking raccoon. I'm telling you, one solid light blue eye, one solid white eye and it's just going,

her and it's got its back hunched and it's all like, all this things fucking rabid. I don't know what it's do, maybe it's just going hurt and it's got its back hunched and it's all like all this things fucking rabid I don't know what it's do. Maybe it's protecting babies. Maybe we don't know So we just start throwing rocks at this fucking thing and just trying to help it get it out there And it's not move. We're hit. It's just her and it like charges at us a little bit. We fucking scream We jump in the truck. We drive back down on the front like there's a fucking rabbit raccoon up there We got to handle it. There's a customer at the time Shannon to his dad jar He goes to his grandparents. It's like a mile away and gets a shotgun when he comes back

There's already a customer that's been there. He's got a nine with the fucking sights on it And he's like can I shoot it? We're like you can shoot it. So we go up on the hill This guy fucking sights it and it's just like it's still her Her and he shoots this fucking thing right in the goddamn head and it drops and it gets up No, I swear to god like Jason for it. It went Shot this thing filled it we were burning stuff that day we we threw it in the fire, smelled just like chicken. I mean, just like, like if I was like, okay, if it's an apocalypse, we could probably eat it.

Eat this thing, yeah. That's good to never seen anything like that. Yeah, you can't fuck with them. People in the, when I was in high school in Florida, people would go into the groves and shoot raccoons with like semi-automatic weapons and shit. Yeah, the fuck you up. Yeah, they'll fuck you up. Yeah, they don't.

I didn't know that. They were just eating trash and they're back yard and they would just come out and eat. So, look, can you go full screen with that? What's the, they're fine. Check this out. They're fine. Baby otters, I went to the Long Beach Aquarium.

Yeah. They're cute as shit. And a pro that had been working there 20 years was whole one like this and they said it bit her bottom lip and ripped her fucking face off That's how aggressive otters are that cute little on their back. Yeah So before just look at the still frame and there's the big yeah Well the big boy right here's looking over his right shoulder. Okay, wait. What is that so behind him?

That's a tiger that's been put in the wall. Oh shit right there. Oh No, this whole group is Good time, you know and that guy's the first one to see it. He's like what the fuck go ahead No No, fuck that. He's like, it has big hands in the world. He's like, nah dude. He's like, nah dude. He just slurred. Fuck dude. That's a full grown time.

That's insane. Yeah, your friends like, I got you. I got you, man. Alright, get him out. Somebody get him out now. Who's getting that out? Uh-uh. Yeah.

Fuck. We've seen so many big cats in videos in the the Middle East people have like leopards and shit and cougars in their house In their house. Yeah, walking around just show on the couch. It's like a status symbol Dude, I don't even like big dogs. I get nervous. I'm like, I don't like I want a German shepherd or a fucking way Yeah, yeah And with everything they need to eat every day Fucking gazelle. How do you buy that? I know yeah, you don't you don't go to the pet store What about when he gets moody, you know, you have dogs you have a bad day with your dog the tiger

My dog going that shit a tiger just fucking rip your arm off. I'm sorry. I'm sorry How do you fucking take care of a tiger? I have no idea you should not be allowed to have any kind of big I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I was just chill on it. How do you fucking take care of a tiger? I have no idea. You should not be allowed to have any kind of big cat. No, man. No, man. You have a male man coming over something.

It's not a right. The tiger hears or the male man hears and wham! You're like, fuck that. Well, like these days, like Texas will let you do it Florida. You can't hear. You can only have a fuck you want. In your house? This I'm not sure about, but didn't him, haven't you heard stories like people here own exotic shit?

You would have to, like somebody would have to come out from the state and be like, you need like a fucking fortified fortress around your backyard. You're gonna have a tiger in your tiger. I don't know if they like it, tigers, but they do in Florida. Remember fucking Tiger King? And Tiger will just kill for fun too, for fun.

Yeah, for funsies. Yeah, that thing just jumps the fence. Doesn't have to be hungry. Your kids head off and then take it up a tree and just lick it in front of you and shake it. Oh, we thought it was so cute. Digit? A Tiger Cub will fuck you up.

Yeah. A bear cub. I see all the one I see a lot. The bears. Yeah, right. So cute. Let me get down. Anybody ever wants to go near a baby animal.

You're the dumbest because you know damn well. There's not like humans where our parents abandon us. That mom or dad is right fucking there. And they kind of want you to come near and I feel like so they can just fuck you up and show their kids. That's how you do it. That's how you do it. How you do it.

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