Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura - Pulling Crowds & Pulling Teeth w/ Nate Jackson | Your Mom's House Ep. 734

Episode Date: November 15, 2023

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This week on your mom's house Victoria's secret plans to bring sexy back. We're done. We're done with fat models And guess what it's so much. It's not a bit. Oh, I thought it was like that slow girl on Instagram Guys, I have a question to Rio. What is he touched with what? bees Bees. Welcome. Welcome to your mom's house. Oh, right. Look, it's the holidays. Why don't you give yourself the gift of the best GD night of sleep you've ever had. By yourself, the SOTV mattress.

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You know, I'm on anti-biotics. I have a sinus infection. I know. You know why? Because I'm running late, you know, I'm on an anti-biotics. I have a sinus in fucksion. I know. You know why? Because I'm a fucking idiot, and I had a mild cold, and then I drank vodka one night. And it was just so bored of being sick.

Do you ever get so bored of having a cold? That by day four or five or six, I'd be like, fuck it, I'm just gonna drink. Sometimes I've been bored, I've been so bored of having a stomach issue, but I'll be like, fuck it, I'll just eat a burger and fries. I'm like, yeah, man, just diarrhea so much. It feels so sick, but I was like, yeah,

but I was tired and I didn't like that. Right, like you just get tired of healing and you're like, fuck it. I just wanna do what I wanna do. Fuck this. Yeah. I don't care if my toes broken, I'm running today. That's what I'm saying, dude.

But I mean, any and I have always said that that's the best way is to build resilience and ignore your body. Ignore the signs. That's what I'm saying, dude. But I mean, any and I've always said that that's the best way is to build resilience and ignore your body. Ignore the science. That's the way. Ignore your body. Yeah. Doesn't he ever mean I think you and he ever mean did a podcast about that. He always says, I think his main thing is if your body is telling you something, don't listen. Ignore. That's what he says. Yeah. Listen to dumbass. It's from a Stanford professor. Don't listen to

your dumb body. Don't listen to your stupid body. It doesn't know anything. I know. But, yeah. I think you tired? Stay up. That's what I was saying. It's very sad.

Don't sleep. I have fucking, I have completely now morphed into, like, I need full clearance for 48 hours After in order to agree to a late night. Oh forget about it. If I don't have clearance the next day Like nothing on it. Then I'm like I have to do it. Yeah, can't do it. Did you drink to? No, no, I just can't I just start thinking about sleep. Just how much sleep affects me So we're gonna have dinner tomorrow night with a friend who's in town, and you're like, you're like, I made six o'clock reservations.

I swear how happy you got. Perfect, now I'm in bed by time. I just told him and he was like, okay. He's younger. Yeah. Six p.m. dinner. Well, he's in his 30s, we're in our 80s, it's different.

It's totally different. Well, I don't want, I don't want, first of all, I don't like eating late. Yeah. I stop eating by six o'clock, really. I like it too. I really like it. Because then I like to go to bed on empty stomach, and that's how I stay so beautiful and thin. Yeah. Now, if I'm eating late at night, don't laugh at that.

I am thin. Don't, if I eat late at night, then all night, I'm just sleeping on whatever fat should I eat. I know. I don't like it. No. It's better than foring us because we had a foreigner visiting. I had a foreign cousin visiting. And all those little things come up about even about eating, right? Because he's like, oh my god. He sat down last night for dinner. He's like, it's so much food. So much food. And I go, what? He's like, you eat so much for dinner. So much food. Oh yeah, they really do have a better system. Fornard, whenever a foreign cousin visits,

you're just from Peru, minor ways from Hungary. You realize like, A, how fat we all are as Americans. We're all much fatter. They have this, their system there is like, breakfast is pretty much like, it's kind of close to American in a way. Like they'll have fruit, eggs, you know, like, but not to their level.

The decadent huge meal there is lunch. Should be. And that does make sense. Should be. You have, if you had like a reasonable breakfast, then you work up to, you know, you're busy, then it's like lunch. Okay, party at lunch.

It's like multiple courses. And their dinner's like sensible and small. We're just good at it because you end the day, right? Yeah. You're burning off the calorie. If you want to cook for instance this morning I had a pop chart. Yeah. Because I wanted it.

And by the way, I had a Peshit's G effect with the tart. I was with our son. Yeah. And I was like, Ellis, you want to split a pop chart with me. He's like, yeah, but you have to heat it up. It's only going to hit it up, mom. Don't need it cold. And I was like, yeah, but you have to heat it up. It's only going to hit it up, mom. Don't eat it cold. And I was like,

yeah, cold. You didn't know that people heat up pop charts? I know that they do, but again, in my hurry, much like why I don't like drawing myself off. I don't like to wait for the pop chart to be done, but he was right, I put it in my mouth. And I was like, oh my God, it's so nice and warm inside. And the jelly tastes so much better.

Yeah. It blew my mind. Anyway, foreign cousins, the best part is that your cousin, like it's like watching a space alien come over when foreigners are with you. Cause he was really hooked on Peach Cobbler. He was like, what is a hoax? First he had the con first.

He was like, what these these? I was like, the con, Cobbler, the con what? And I was like, Cobbler, well, what these these? I was like, the con, the con, the con, what? And I was like, cobbler. Well, what's that? I was like, go blue. Eat it. And he was like, this is one of the best things I've been or had in my life.

I was like, yeah, pretty good. Yeah, it's so Southern. And I love it because you're like, you never had a fucking peach with some sugar on it. Ditch it, we're from Mars or in Peru. This is crazy. But my Hungarian relatives are the same way. Everything's off with your foreign cousin. It's like they wear the wrong kind of denim.

It's always way too tight and the wrong color. It's too light and it's too tight. Yeah, their clothes is always wack. We ran their shoes are fucking hard. Their shoes are gooey. It's always like Puma, like weird Puma's and can't buy. We ran into their friends, his friends. Uh. No, and it was like for dudes and they all had on these crazy patterned Collard, you know button down shirts with like wild patterns on them

And I was about to bust their balls like I just met them I was about to be like what'd you guys go fucking get the same stupid shirt together Yeah, and as like as I was about to see it I was talking to I was like just looking at them And I was like oh, they're not and I was like, oh, they're not, this isn't funny to them. Like they're, they're, they're, no, this is their gear. This is their gear. And so that's when I was like, all right. Yeah. Like I'm trying to put my finger on it. Like what is it about my Hungarian family? They always, it's like too fashionable, right? Like it's too high fashion. They go for it. They like, they're like, there's the fact that clothes have to make a statement. Yeah, yeah, it's like collar up

Or like a weird collar to love The Gucci's the best bad aside Very nice stuff. Yeah, baby good, but out of the nice Italian stuff. Yes, goose make it bigger sign that say so people know They love that shit Signed it say so people know they love that shit. They love that shit When my friends my you met my friends when you were visiting hungry Buddha Pash this last time. Yeah, this I've grown up with them Punni and Tomash and one time they were like They were like you have black people in the medical yes, and I was like yeah, yeah, they're like so curious about

Black Americans because they get the pop culture right there like rap music. We like the music. Yeah, and they're like, are they all angry and gangster too? And you're like, Yes. Yes. They all rap. They don't even talk to you. They all rap at you.

Yeah. But it was so genuine because they get like African black people. Yes, yeah, yeah, different culture. So yeah, that's true. So they're like, well, they're so angry. I'm like, I don't know, dude. Yeah, they're seeing like rap videos and being like, yeah, they're so scary. They're so loud. Yeah. But they love it. They say simultaneously love our music. We are very into a wood thing here. Yeah, I guess that's what I still. Yeah. And like And I always remember a foreign visitors,

they always smell weird too. Yeah, they bring the smell in their suitcase. Yeah. They open the suitcase. You know what is it? They're getting into the country in there. Smells like another country. Speaking of smells, the dudes love Cologne.

Cologne for real. I realize that America has a different relationship with Cologne. It's not the same one. And here's theologne. I realize that America has a different relationship with Cologne. It's not the same one. And here's the thing. I'll say this. They are right, the foreigner, because what is Cologne at its core? It's just a thing that makes you, it just smells better. Yeah. No one's against smelling better. The reason that I think Americans end up going like, I don't want Cologne is because of people's excess of it. So in other words, if you're overwhelmed by it,

then you're like, I don't want anything to do with that. But if it's put on in the right amount, that's very pleasant, right? Like it's a pleasant thing to smell better. No one's against smelling better. It's just someone over does it, and then you go, I don't want anything to do with that. They're all done.

Because those dudes who just dump a bottle. I know see see yeah Now here's a deal man is that the old Hungarian dudes I grew up around yeah They would put too much of course and then you have to go give a kiss to Bacchan and any or whatever and then he's greasy And also the skin was always really greasy on these hungos. I don't know what well I'll say this and then the smell sticks to your face all day These foreigners you guys are given Kaloana bad name You're ruining it for people. It's not bad stuff. It's not bad stuff But you know what I really hate to is when like Uber drivers or just drivers

We'll try to mask the fact that they just smoke the cigarette in their car And you're like bro, no you're not fooling anybody. I did this. I did this in fucking eighth grade. Yeah, this doesn't fool anybody. Yeah. The car smells like shit. It's fine. I prefer the smell of an ash tray. Then you're a shitty cologne.

Over the edge. The other thing is shitty cologne. Yeah. There's good stuff like anything and then there's the shitty stuff. Yeah. And the shitty stuff has this more, it hits your heart. Terrible. It's so strong. Oh my God, there's this great scene.

It's like this shit in the. There's this great scene in the Holston show on Netflix. And he where he's developing his fragrance, his scent. And he's like, I'm really into mixing fragrances right now. That's all that's a different discussion. But so listen to me. Are you listening? I'm listening to it, yes.

So he brings this to the fragrance lady. He goes, here's some leather. And she smells it. She goes, yes, leather good. And then he goes, this is my boyfriend's sweaty jock strap. And then she takes it and she deeply in health. And she's like, no, no, I get it. You know, like he's like, this is the smell of sex.

And then you're like, what kind of is? Isn't that crazy? Is that how they really make fragrances? Yeah, you got me. I'm not an expert. To your point, mixing the sense. Mixing sense? Well, here's somebody who loves some sense.

This is what I was going to do. Let's open the show. Let's open the show with some fresh sense. Oh, boy. My queen's. Oh, boy. Remember, it's no broad day. Yep.

Get out there and have fun and let the girls breathe. Okay, thanks. Who cares if they can see your nipples? Yeah. So what? So what? You give them a birthday present before they're birthday. They'll enjoy it.

Lookin' good. This is a big time. Oh, it's randy. I can't care himself. What's up with this? No problem, the fuck is that? No, no, no. Well, come on.

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Almost, they're swollen shut. Swollen from sodium are an alcohol. It looks like somebody has not listened to themselves and put their feet on the ground and take off running, like he says to you. Well, he hasn't taken off running since he was 12 years old. Take your feet off, I would just be on the ground.

Take off running. Take off running. Yeah, that's so easy. So many of them and booze, right? That's right. So cars have they can see your nipples. Yeah, see, that's, see, use the thing. Men don't understand.

The reason I don't go brawless isn't because of my nipples. Yeah. It's that it's pounds of fat that hang from your chest. Sure. And if they're willing, nilly swirling around, moving around, it's uncomfortable. Right. He's not taking into account that there could be back pain involved. Well, not just that, just like they're willing, nilly swirling around, moving around. It's uncomfortable. Right. He's not taking into account that there could be back pain involved.

Well, not just that, just like they're jiggling and they're mass everywhere. You want to feel tight and yeah. It's like fat rolls, two fat rolls hanging from your chest. Yeah. You know, you don't, you want to support it. It's fine if they're little any bitty nipples though. That's different. You got some hungry tits, cute little titties.

You see those out all the time? Those girls go. They can do whatever you want. Yeah. No, that's a different ball game. Yeah. Little hungry tits. Tiny tits. Why I don't have no hungry tits. I got a big ol' sloppy mom. Mom flab jax. That's great. Yeah. Well the king's got more to say. Nope. Got a new pool in the yard. Got a new pool in the yard. Maybe I'll get some videos of it Put it on check talk. Okay, you guys are more than welcome to come over and have fun a big old pool party Put some steak on the grill Relax you don't have sake maybe it's like shut all the lights out and go skinny dipping. Oh, all the queens can have fun and play volleyball You guys have a wonderful day and I will talk to you too. Wait, I hope this is pool. I thought he meant just like in a above ground. Yeah, it

is. Like a tiny. Well, it's not like for kids. It's an adult pool. Okay. But he's, he actually really is about a good time, right? Yeah. Just like come over, you out throw some steaks on the grill, maybe at night, there'll be a little skinny dip in volleyball game going on. I don't have to be involved, I'm just going to, I want you to have fun. Yeah, he's a good host. Are you going to go over? I would love to go over.

Yeah. I would love to, the best would be to surprise, like, to surprise him though, but with like bringing legit bikini models, and he's like, what the fuck, we're like, oh,, to surprise him though, but with like, bringing legit bikini models. And he's like, what the fuck? We're like, oh, we just all heard the invite. Yeah, he'd have a heart attack and death. These 15 bikini models are here, and they heard that they can swim in your pool.

And that it's no bra, October or November. Just have him be like, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh. Yeah. Yeah. What would he actually do if he got the action that he wanted?

Just not die. I think I don't know. It is cool. It is cool. He's sharing his fantasy. I'll tell you what's actually very cool. This is the first time we're actually going to give a little details out here before we take a break. It is official.

We have been working on something. We've talked about it a little bit, and now we can tell you a little bit more. We are going to be having our first special comedy event, our ticketed event. We've done a bunch of YMH lives before. We've done two bears live. Those have been really fun. We did something, we've been working out

something different that's gonna come out December 15th, the pre-sale will start in a few weeks. And it's our first time doing this. It's gonna be a special event and it's called 69 minutes. Yeah, we're everybody's working very hard on it. It's great title. We're all working very hard on it. And the idea is, of course, you are familiar

with the news magazine show from CBS 60 Minutes, which has been airing for many, many years. We have decided to do our own version where we will tackle real issues, important issues. Some of them are YMH issues, some of them are broader, just world issues. And we've decided to attack it with some of our most famous and fun people that we know. This special event, 16-I-Minutes, will include appearances by Charo, Mateo Lane, Stavros, Sickler, Joe Liss, Are You Garbage? They're all participating in this.

We've put a lot into the production. I'm tackling really important issues to myself, like washcloths. And who uses them? America will have closure. Sure, finally get an answer. And then I am even taking a very special trip to New York City in the hopes of reconnecting with one Robert Paul champagne. And so that has been our focus.

Christina's doing other pieces. There's a whole bunch of us are involved. Brian Simpson's doing stuff with us. Danny Brown, it's everyone's involved. So we're very excited about it. I just want you to know we've been working on this thing for months and it will debut in December and we're all very excited. It's finally, it's so nice to do stories that Americans actually care about.

Yeah, 60 minutes is like, oh, the fucking spies are out. Like whatever. Care, this is the real shit. Yeah. This is real stuff. This is absolutely what people care about. Speaking of, may I please make an announcement, I couldn't be happier, this story came out a while back,

but we were so busy. You know our stance on fat models. It has been just a harrowing few years here where they're trying to destroy the Victoria's secret brand by bringing on Fatsos and not only that, Victoria's secret heart. I'm trying to meet Fatsos. A model that downs syndrome. Crazy.

With the hope of making inclusion cool, well guess what? Victoria's secret plans to bring sexy back. We're done. We're done with FAT models. And guess what it's a big. Thank you so much Victoria's secret for with fat models. And guess what it's, thank you so much, Victoria Seagriff, for bringing back hot things. Guess what it's all about, you guys? Revenue is down.

Revenue is down. And Victoria's Seagriff was like, oh, wait a minute. Our inclusivity and diversity focus isn't translating to dollars. No, it cares. No, because it doesn't make enough dicks hard. And also women are like like I don't care The Victoria Secret brand is this it's Naomi Campbell in a bra and panties and heels That's what the fucking brand is like Bud Light the reason they fucked up and their brand took such because they went

Way on the outside of what they're known for and they're like we're we're this now, we're inclusion. And then everyone's like, huh? Money went down, now they're like, oh, wait a minute, just kidding, that's not who we are. Yeah, never was who you were. And never, but that's something that's really why. And can I tell you, of course, it's not who you are. Liar. Rihanna and Fenty could do this

because that's a younger brand. That's a new brand. And emerging brand, yeah. You can't take something that's been established. This is what it is. This photo right here, if you scroll down a little bit, you see this. That is what Victoria's Secret is known for in a nutshell. It's genetic anomalies. Nothing nuts. Like people who you never see walking around. That's right. In the brawn panties and going,

does this make your dick hard? And women, do you wish you looked like that? Yes. It's a fantasy. It's a fantasy. It's supposed to be a fantasy. It's not supposed to be, oh, cool. Cellulite, everyone has it. Not an, an out of Victoria's Secret.

Because I don't fantasize about being 250 pounds and missing a limb. I don't want that fantasy. No, of course. You're like, that's a horrible fantasy. It's a horrible life. Now they have the runway models like on crutches and they're like, here's this fucking chick.

Swing your leg. You're like, what the fuck? Yeah, and it's, you know what it's like. It's like when McDonald's got all that heat for that documentary, Super Size Me. And they're like, well, guess what? We're serving salads now. And it's a given, nobody goes to McDonald's for your salads. Why should we guys McDonald's they're like, well guess what, we're serving salads now. And if you give it nobody goes to McDonald's

for your salads. Well actually, because McDonald's was still like, we'll just tell you they're salad, but don't worry, the fries aren't going anywhere. Like, that's, we know why you come here. These are the fries. Yeah, these are the fries. We want the fries.

We want the fries. Just give me the good stuff. I'm so excited. Well, Victoria's secret and those companies should do is just make public donations. That always works. I think that's true. I guess what?

We donated to this fucking organization that helps people with missing limbs. This was like a runway show for them. So disaster. Again, Rihanna does it. Different story. That's Rihanna's brand. It's cool.

Not for Victoria's. Not when you've established, this is a brand that makes people's dick hard for traditionally good looking thin hot chicks. Yeah, yeah, of course. You can't just destroy the brand. Yeah, it's so weird. It's so weird.

And also, what a dumb. Like, you're not supposed to give participation awards in business. Business isn't about participation trophies. No. It's about merit-based earnings. Yeah. You get what you get because it's good.

Can I tell you something? This whole thing of like, here's a downs girl in a bra and panties. It's like, what are you doing to people? What are you doing? Now you're making us sexualize somebody with downs in it. Who's childlike? Who's childlike? Diminished capacity.

They're childlike in nature and now you want me to sexualize them. Can I tell you something? If I were the CEO of Victoria's Secret, when all this woke horse shit came around, I would have doubled down on hot TNA. And I would find the hottest freaks of nature out there, and be like Victoria's Secret. We're not even keeping it old school,

keeping it hot. They should have been like. They can fix hard since 1980, whatever. We're not even keeping it old school, keeping it hot. It should have been like. Making it big hard since 1988. We're not even selling panties anymore. Here's this girl's asshole. Victoria's Secret, it's inside her asshole. Thank you. Just whisper into it. What's going on?

What? Put your ear up to her. You can whisper your, Victoria's, you can whisper her your secrets into their blood. And then she turns around and she goes, I heard you. Yeah. Oh, God. Yeah, see this is the problem. This is when everyone tries to jump on the bandwagon. It's, don't do it. Yep.

Just don't do it. Of course, they're not making money. Yeah, dude, losing money will make you change. And by the way, just so you know, Victoria's secret, the actual quality of the stuff, it's not like the greatest. It's not like... The greatest? No, it's just cheapy, 20-year-olds wear it. My old ass can't, my tits can't fit into there. They don't even make them big enough for my big old tits.

It doesn't matter. I mean, I'm usually on the sites and I'm buying, like, worn panties, you know? Like, I do that. I'm like, just put it in a ziplock and send it. So I'm not really talking about the quality. And by the way, I walked by Victoria's Secret and the mall and they had these fat, fat mannequins too.

I almost fucking puked when I walked into the store. I was so mad. Hold on, hold on, before we go into it. And also if I might make a plea to Sephora, I know you guys don't shop there. Makeup? It's a makeup store where they carry all the makeup brands and go in there and it's amazing.

They too have jumped on this horse shit diversity thing where you walk in and the poster of the model. It's a fat dude and he's got Vidal I go and freckles and teeth missing. He's like, I do my makeup too. Oh, now I know it's safe to be in this store. I don't wanna look like the guy with Vittaligo. No, I know. You wanna look like a beautiful model. Like Marilyn Monroe or anyone else.

Well, look, you're too fired up. Let's change your tone for here for a second, okay? Jesus, you're so fired up. Hi, Jamie, are you seeing him, pronouns? Yeah, boy. Hi, I'm Jimmy Arley-Jump. She's too fat to jump. Hi, I'm Brandy.

Are you she-him pronouns? Hi, I'm Ailes. Are you she-him pronouns? My favorite part of this is that everyone uses the pronouns that you think they use. So it's not necessary to announce them. And secondly, they all have lesbian footwear, which is a shocker that any of them are using she-heres,

because they're dressing like he-hins. They're dressing like non-binds, like zins or zays. And then you think you're getting like, oh, this is why it is. Hi, I'm Kai. I use she-hur pronouns. Hi, I'm Stephanie. I use she-hur pronouns.

No shit. I don't mean exactly what we thought. Good, thanks for clarifying. Except for you up front, I thought you might go the other way. I know. That's a woman. Yeah. Just lesbian. Is there a I thought you might go the other way. I know, that's a woman. Yeah. Just lesbian.

Is there a lesbian pronoun? No, they don't, that's totally different, that's orientation. I know. But I'd rather know, okay. So here's the deal, man.

Fuck off with your gender identity. Tell me. What you're into? What you're into. Now I'm on board for pronouns. I would be 100% on board if she's like, pussy-licking, foot fetish,

and they're like, great, now I know about you. Hey him, I blow guys. I like Harry, sweaty, stinky nuts, and sweat socks. It smells real bad. Nice. I like that. Well, okay, let's see, who else is this? No, I gotta get out of this, it's just too much.

I'll do something fun. We do this at YMH. I want you guys all jumping and letting me know your fucking pronouns. We should do that for the holidays. Have everybody. Hey, I'm Josh. He's he him pronouns. Fucking idiot. You like get out of here. Stupid. You fucking idiot. You're like, get out of here. Stupid. This will change your mind. Okay, all right.

For now, I look like fucking Mufasa and she right now because of my fucking belly, it's in shit, but that's not even a point for. There's times when I'm just posted, and I'm just like, I'm like, for I'm smart, for you know. I know that I'm smarter than shit. I'm gonna get a bachelor's in shit one day.

But there's just certain things that I'm like, huh? Like what do you do that? How do you do that word like, huh? I need a little bit of assistance in shit, you know? But don't get the game fucked up full of it. Huh? I love that bitch. The best 30 seconds of my life.

I'm my absolute hero. And speaking of- What's the R rolling on No Arts? There's no R there. Like, right, I know, that's the fucking thing. That's wild. So I'm smart fool. Fool, I'm smart.

Straight up. Speaking of chola. There's just certain things that rum like, huh? The rum. Yeah. That's her invented. Yeah, okay.

She invented a whole fucking vernacular. Listen fool. She's smarter than you think. Get a fucking bachelor's one day. Yeah. Straight up. Also, I'd like to promote, came out of Wild Back 2. I did a sketch with Creeper, Cholo Fit. It's on YouTube right now. The premise is that I moved to Texas and I lost my inner chola. And he came out here to Austin just to help me reclaim my inner chola. It is on his YouTube page. Check it out, Cholo Fit Creeper.

This shit is so funny. Frankie Kenyones is my absolute, my heart. I just love it. He's awesome. He's awesome. Yeah, we had the best time doing it. You know. You know.

You know. You know. You know. You know. You know. You know. You know. You know. You know. Hey. You know how many fucking people told me and then I was there and I just saw it left and right nonstop.

I'm that F1 and one of the title sponsors of it is Lenovo and it was literally everywhere and all day I got hit with like hundreds, hundreds of people. Well I spent $5 million to get that on the track. You're excited to see that? Soap. I know I was tagged in these two. It's so novo. I still can't believe people use this computer.

I hear it's terrible. This thing you'd never heard of. Not once in my life. Not once in my life. I hear it's terrible. This thing you'd never heard of not once in my life. Yeah, 10 million dollars. They need the average. I know, though, because no one fucking knows about them. So yeah, you know, yeah, it's about time. They're retarded. It's about time. Yeah. Well, I'm glad they're they're making themselves more visible because it's bullshit. It's the most fun more visible because it's bullshit. It's the most fun few days I think I've ever had as a adult. Room rooms going fast. It was so fucking fun.

Is your dick still hard from it all? Fucking unreal. Shout out to Philip Lee. He hooked me up with Red Bull and we got to do. Oh my God. I'm just like, I did feel like I could make a wish thing. Like I took my foreign cousin and everyone was, he was telling everyone what we were doing. And they were like, are you dying? He goes, I think so. I think I am dying.

I think I died tomorrow because we got to like rally drive. We got to drive off road at rally ready and Broncos and shit. And then we got to, they flew us there on the Red Bull Chaper, and then we got to go to Coda and watch practice. We got to walk in the paddock, I got to walk on the grid, I got to, oh my god, it was just like one thing after another, and the whole thing was so, it's so impressive how they pull it off, like it is insane there on a race weekend. A lot. Formula Vans good race, good cars, Ferrari's fast car. A lot of sexy cars. Your hands love Formula Vans. They don't understand NASCAR. What is it should go in circles stupid?

But Formula One is incredible because they lock down entire cities usually. Sometimes, sometimes the circuit is in the city. And Australia is in the city and the circuit is in the city. And I'm sure that it's in the city and monocotes in the city. Yeah, it's really impressive. Yeah. So much money behind these cars. How much is like, how much is like the red bull car? How much is it cost? Yeah. It's probably like, I don't know, it's over a hundred million. What? Yeah. I mean, the team, the team is going to be like, million. What? Yeah. I mean, the team, the team is going to be like, I hear what's it so they can spend the car 12 to 15 million. There's permitted to spend 135 million on materials

and activities related to the car. So the nine figure thing is like everything related to it. Yeah. That is so crazy. It's, um, it's fucking wild. Yeah, they spend so much money. Their team will sometimes be like a thousand people, you know, because you have to see the whole team there. Like, what did change, change the tires and do the, uh, there's a tire thing and science stuff. Then there's like tire strategy, you know, because you, you, you pick your tire and then you're going to switch

them out. So you pick out like, are you going to do medium, hard tire, like, you know, and you pick out how you want to do it, depending on the track and the weather. And there's just like the smartest engineers are seeing information sent back in real time to engineers who are going tweak this, like, you know, so they're making these little modifications, the most minuscule things based on information that's coming back to them in real time. Like it's really unbelievable you think about how involved a team is for F1.

What? It's a lot. It's really impressive, really impressive by watching it in person. How fast did they go? They'll hit like, I know at Coda on that back straight after, uh, what is it? Turn 10, I think, um, or 11. Yeah, turn 11, they over 200, they'll hit 200 and 10, 200. Yeah.

In kilometers, so it was a fast in kilometers. Three 30 years, some more. Yeah. Four or speed. Yeah. Forer speed. Yeah, I don't think they'll hit 220 on that back straight, but they'll, they fucking, you know, like 354. They're fucking flying. And then they're, when they break is insane.

Like if you're in a regular high performance car on the, on the, on Coda, you know, your first time, you'll break at 250 What is it feet before and then you'd kind of start going a little bit? That's a lot of breaking the F1 guys will break at 75 Whoa Because their breaks are so so they'll hit 210 15 miles an hour and then at 75 feet they'll go just tap it

Yeah, that's why it's it feet must be yards, I'm probably wrong, it's probably yards. I don't even know. But it's so much shorter because of, and they're fucking like laying down in those things. That's the crazy part. Remember when we had your home boy on here talking about it, Daniel? Yeah. And he was talking about like, dude, it's just so tiny. You should see up close when you stand next to it,

you're like, how does an adult man fit in this? Dude. Those guys are all really lean, they're like really thin guys. Yeah, you gotta be in great shape, too. That's what I'm all doing. Yeah, they're necks. Some of those dudes have necks that are like out to here because of the G-forces, you know?

It's crazy, too. Has anyone died driving Formula One? Yeah. Yeah. Like recently. Like, straight up. There was a Formula 2 driver died a few years ago. I'm trying to think last time, I'm a Formula One. Yeah. Yeah. Like recently. Um, like, straight up. There's a formula two driver died a few years ago. I'm trying to think last time a Formula One guy died. There's one that almost died a couple years ago. Formula Van Lese. Oh, there we go. Oh, shit. Yeah.

Lese. Oh, dang. These boys are young too. Yeah. Jules Bianchi. Oh, very young. To he's so little. 2014, the Japanese Grand Prix. I don't even know to say art in Sena. Is the only former champion to die from a crash during a world championship race. The 1994 San Marino Grand Prix. Yeah, he's like legendary.

Whew, just terrible. Yeah, it's crazy. I mean, some of the crashes are also just, you can't believe that someone didn't die in it, but that's how advanced the safety and the technology is now that sometimes you see these spectacular crashes and the people live. Do you think Formula One will allow fat people

to drive their car? They should be more inclusive. The only reason they're not doing that is because there's no fucking way they'd win anything. Yeah, you're giving up too much time. Too much time. Yeah. Yeah, that's right.

You've got to probably weigh nothing to be a driver. The lighter you are, the better. Yeah, because these guys are like a second is a lifetime. That's real. One second. Like maybe they should have like women drive. Are there any lady drivers? Not even formula one.

They should be. How about NASCAR's got a lady? Yeah. Well, I can't, they, why come they can't have no ladies? They might be lighter in the, oh, maybe they don't have strength or something. I don't know. Let's see a bitch.

You think you're good? Let's see it. Where's a lady driver's at? Well, she's got different pronouns. She's probably not a sheer. Mm. All right. Well, let's take,

let's take those cold plunge type of rods in my right. Right, right. Let's take a quick break. Plum smartphone. And we're back in a moment. It's my girl. And we are back. Very happy to welcome for the first time to this show, the very funny Nate Jackson, everybody,

right here. You just informed me that at the time of this recording, you're in town and you're doing 12 sold out shows like half city Yeah, this year's a whirlwind bro. That's in congratulations That's much. That's really impressive. It's got to be super exciting for you. Yes, Pandemonium man. It's been I'm telling you some nights. Yeah, so You you like this little tidbit. So, I actually own a club into Como, Washington. Oh, you do? It's the biggest black owned club in America, 280 seats.

Really? What's the name of the club? Nate Jackson Super Funny Comedy Club. No shit, huh? Yes. I just call things what they are. You know what? I think black people are the best at that.

It's not going to what it is. Yes, calling it what it is. I'm like, what's the weather? I was like, hot and a motherfucker. I think I'm back to you, Jack. Yeah, that's like a perfect. Sure. Um, but, uh, so I had, um, I've done walling out. Mm hmm. And so I brought one of my cast mate friends from walling out. And he sold like 58 tickets across five shows. Okay. And then the following year, I bought them to do it again.

And, um, I didn't care about the 58 days of my boy. We'll paper it whatever. And he sold out four shows in like 15 hours. Wow. And I said, what would you do different? Yeah. He was like, Oh, I'm going to take talk. You got to get on there.

I love take talk. I live on take talk. It's a Matt Rife. Yeah. Oh. Told me to get on there. And I was like, I don't want another app Right the same that you're you're what you're saying right now. I think it's everything we all said

I don't like I don't like And but I went on his page and I Screenshot it and then I went back the next day and compared the screenshot as he had like 25,000 new people in like eight hours I was like I can I can probably post yeah, probably find, opposed. Bro, so how long ago did you start going, I'll post a TikTok? I watched that full episode and drooled watching it, but that's my boy, man, watching people's astronomical rises out of nowhere.

Yeah. It's not so, March is when my sheet popped. It just happened, basically basically and so since March I'm the I've sold more tickets in any in the comedy club system in America and 2023 to anybody I broke the sales record in Chicago. I did 17 shows. Wow Yeah, why did 16 and then Hannibal Burris hit me on Instagram with a newspaper otter cone was like I did 16 You shouldn't show me after I left down brother. Yeah, one more please you did that in

17 it was cool. Zane's gave me like a little Jersey and that's awesome custom Jordans that say like 17 slowed out and then At Atlanta underground. I did I think 10 or 11 that was their record Wow, then yeah, there think, 10 or 11. That was their record. Wow. And then, yeah, there's 12 here at Cap City. It's crazy. I think one that would take its might be Monday at 9.30 PM. And then, so you're like, like Matt, in the sense that like,

you have to credit just embracing TikTok, right? And putting it on there and like finding an audience there. Because it made everything take off. So I think it's definitely the catalyst. I think the key is put your stuff where the people are. Yeah. Who cares what app it is. Yeah.

The M saying, these algorithms are built for us. Yeah. So my watch is you are like, oh, you like this? Yeah. We'll send you more. Yeah. So it's on you to have the more there for them to send. Yeah.

Yeah. So it's been pandemonium. Um, I haven't slept today or last night or whatever yet. Yeah, so it's it's been pandemonium. I Haven't slept Today or last night or whatever yet. I just got off stage and I'll tell you improv and then came here My god American split me and my team up because our luggage was too big So hopefully they'll be here soon, but it was they were like either you get rebooked Or you leave your bags or whatever I was like I'll just go you guys

Can you guys can go fuck themselves? My god, I wish you leave your bags or whatever, I was like, oh, this is fucking me. You guys are so fucking narrow, I can go fuck themselves. My God, I wish you said it before, I could say. I couldn't believe it. And I took my seat from me. I knew I was just gonna be tired, so I was like, let me get a first class seat, I can sleep. Yeah.

And they took my seat and put me in a middle seat, no bags, middle seat. I was like, this is insane, what did I pay for? Yeah. So my role manager's like, I got this. Yeah, yeah. Dr. Heath Hollingsby is his name. He's been. Dr. Heath. Oh, yeah. Nice. Like gentleman. He's gonna. He's gonna send the hell of a message. Nice. It's nice when they don't black it all. Yeah.

Yeah. Some people are really good at the complaint. Like how to complain. Now he knows how to do it. Yeah. Yeah. Not in like a, you know, it's our fault or your fault, but it's like, we should just make this right. Yeah, make this right. Yeah, yeah, give me some miles, man. Please. Look it up. Well, dude, congrats on all that. That's an amazing thing.

It's so fun. I'm like you and that, like, I love watching other comedians like hit it. It's just so fun, you know, for like in the circle that we're in, you always celebrate other comedians. So that I'm very happy for you, man. That's all I think you're gonna watch. That's really cool thank you. That's really all I hope so many people for you. I've been doing this 18 years.

I've been helping so many people. They pop and get amnesia. So I'm so thankful that something lined up. Something lined up and I'm like, is it my turn? Yeah, they're like, me, who? I don't know you, man. Please don't. I like, I have been moving in silence

and just like, it's insane right now. Yeah, that sounds like it, man. That sounds like it's only, you're keeping your work. Keeping your sanity is a good thing to do, right? So you're just, keep your friends, we were your friends before. Oh yeah, no new friends. That part.

I'm all friends enough. I say no new friends. Yeah, please, no new updates. And in fact, I will tell you that the friends that I've had since I was like 13, 14 years old are the best ones to have when you are successful. Yeah. Because they have watched the grime and Tom, since we were basically children, he and I,

you know, growing up together. And then, well, not really 20 years. But, yeah. And then the struggle and living in the fucking rampart division and then people telling us like, what are you doing? Are you sure you want to do this still? Are you still doing comedy? Yeah, what are you gonna happen? That's what they would say. What are you think is gonna happen? I think you're gonna make it and you're like Jesus not our friend though. Yeah, the people that watch you when we're rooting for you and like go dude go dude

They appreciate one bit hitting they like all to that and with the other stuff. Yeah, I can see that like you're building something It's a bad. Yeah, I'm in the stage right now where like, there's definitely no new friends. And then like there's a lot of people who are having to gain a new perspective of what's going on. And I haven't quite taken it all.

It's ridiculous. Like, what do you mean? Like people like haters now? No, I don't, I mean I'm, I'm, I'm 40. I've been doing this 18 years. There's no haters around me. Everybody's, like, is lovely, in essence. But it's more like, I don't know how to put it like,

like I'm trying to figure out how to share the truth with people without a sound like I'm beating my chest. No, right. With people that like, yeah, what'd you do this weekend? I'm like, um, yeah, I did. Sure. 15 shows. Yeah, I did 17 shows.

Yeah. So, and they're like, oh, I'm a, you know, I'm saying, sure. And where I'm from, I don't know if there's not a lot of exceptional things like that. Right. Some people are going to be ready for it, you know? No, and like Joe Koyce from Tacoma, Washington, went to high school and everything there, but he think he claims a Vegas

when it comes to where he started comedy. Right. So we don't have an OG that like super popped where they're like, this is even a possible thing. So right now I'm doing stuff that one, I can't fathom and two, like my friends and family and confinons, nobody else can either. So I'm just trying to take it all and strive.

Yeah, I mean, I think the only thing you can do, like, and that's that anyone can do, is just stay focused on what got you there. You know, if you stay focused on your work, on your standup, then nobody can take anything, like there's gonna be people that, you know, aren't ready for what you're doing, aren't ready for your success, you know, because it's threatening to some people, like even people

that are your friends will be like, because you can't relate to it. Like a friend can relate to like you go and I sold out a show, they're like, oh, that's cool, I'm happy for you, man, you know, but like sometimes you'll, some people in your circle like in 12 shows, like it's like, can't really fathom it like you're saying. And like the only thing you can do is just be like, well, this is my reality now. And I just focus on, stay focused on your work, you know? I've had people assess where we are in our friendship

with what I was willing to give them, right? Like, hey, I need a little help. Okay, well, how much help? And it's almost like they threw a dart at a board. And they just say a crazy number. I'm like, I can't do that, but. I thought we were friends, man. A little bit of that.

Yeah, but, you know, but I seen a Bronx tell. So I'm like, all right, well, here's your one ask. Yeah, oh, yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah, I had a really successful guy tell me one time about someone asking for money. What do you do when like a close friend or family asks for money? He goes, I tell them, I'm going to give you this amount of money.

Like, whatever the amount is, you don't have to pay it back. Like, you don't have to pay it back. Right. But then you can never ask again. Oh, that's good. Well, I don't, I don't, I don't loan or give anything that I like were strapped to giving the first place. But my family were different. Like my whole family's entrepreneurs and stuff.

Like I never saw anybody go to a nine to five job. Everybody had their own business. Yes, literally. Yeah. Whether it was telecommunications or educational consulting or authors, like everybody in my house is like, so my stuff pop, which they thought was, you know, inevitable. I didn't know. I was just, I was grinding and then that stuff's taken off.

And they have talked amongst themselves to say, don't ask him for money. Yeah. Because he's just getting it. Yeah. And that will make him cool off to family. I tried to pay my sister. I went to Raleigh and she did merch for me. And I tried to pay and she's like, absolutely not. I said, you busted your ass. Like we, these merch lines are insane. And I'm like, I'm sore. I know yours. And all of it was lean inside. Yeah. You were grabbing boxes and

sure. She's like, no, I'm your sister. And I don't want you to blow the lines between us. Nice. I wish my family was blow the lines between us. That's nice. Wish my family was like that. She's always gonna say. So ours really, can you give me some more shit? Can you send me some more shit? Can I use some stuff? Can you send me a live with my city?

I don't wanna pay for the lipstick. Can you send it to me and like, that's my favorite. But they know exactly what it is. You're like, more shit, it's all shit. Yeah, I'm like, what do you do? I'm like, for like, asks is there'll be like, hey, I know you just announced this show,

and it's a huge venue. So there's so many tickets available when you announce the show. Not them cocking in your walkout. And they'll go, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,? And you're like, yeah, sure. And they're like, and also, I want to take so and so, I want to take doctor so and so. I want to take so and so that owns this fucking real estate company.

I'm like, how much do these tickets are? Don't you think these people can buy the tickets? And she's like, yeah, but I want to do something for them. I'm gonna take some else for them. Take them to talk golf. Leave me alone. Don't fucking have to be involved with my shit. They. I'm gonna do some else for them. Like, take them to talk golf. Leave me alone. Don't fucking have to be involved with my shit. They're like, why do you 22 kills?

Yeah, dude, like, you know. Like, you're just asking me to hand you cash. Literally. You know, Oprah had a no giving money to family policy. Like a zero point zero. Yeah, well, how's she doing now? Yeah. Then again, it sounds like she didn't come

from a great family either. So maybe that's part of it. I don't know. That's got a very weird level to be on though. Do that's like, you have endless resources. Everyone's like, how much money does Oprah have? Will you Google that? I'm so curious.

It's a one time. I have a friend of a friend who went to stay with Shira. Yeah. $2.8 billion. That's a lot of $ friend who went to stay with two point eight billion. I got a lot of hundred dollar bills. That's right. It is, man. I had a friend of a friend stay with Oprah and Hawaii on her property in Maui.

And her friend goes, so how big is that, like what do you own, how big is this land? And she goes, I own as far as the eye can see. Okay, Mufasa. Yeah, I love that as far as the eye can see. Okay, Mufasa. I'll leave. I love that as far as I can see. I'll tell you what, I can see I was like, I can see I was like, I can see I was like, I can see I was like, I can see I was like, I can see I was like, I can see I was like, I can see I was like, I can see I was like, I can see I was like, I can see I was like, I can see I was like, I can see I was like, I can see I was like, I can see I was like, I can see I was like, I can see I was like, I can see I was like, I can see I was like, I can see I was like, I can see I was like, I can see I was like, I can see I was like, I can see I was like, I can see I was like, I can see I was like, I can see I was like, I can see I was like, I can see I was like, I can see I was like, I can see I was like, I can see I was like, I can see I was like, I can see I was like, I can see I was like, I can see I was like, I can see I was like, I can see I was like, I can see I was like, I can see I was like, I can see I was like, I can see I was like, I can see I was like, I can see I was like, I can see I was like, I can see I was like, I can see I was like, I can see I was like, I can see I was like, I can see I was like, I can see I can see I was like, I can see I can see I was like, I can see I was like, I can see I was like, I can see I was like, I can see event center and a close family friend of ours is doctor doctor Maxine Mims and

She's like one of the founders of Evergreen State College and a lot of wonderful accolades. She also was Oprah's best friend and She came to that and she was like I'd like to politely invite you to my birthday same space Like maybe a month later and the entire room was white roses, white lilacs, white everything. And I was like, damn, what package was this? And they're like, no Oprah bought all this and she keeps every flower.

It had to be 5,000 flowers. I never, it was insane. It looked like a parade flow got broken down. Yeah. It's just for her little, I mean, for her birthday. It was amazing though. Yeah.

Yeah, that's what $2.8 billion. That's wild. But I like hearing people loving on people that way. Yeah, sure. I have people who ask me for my, I'm absolutely, what? You know what I'm saying? And I'd rather they ask for a thing

than a number. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Sure. I want to have a birthday party to be a cool ask, right? That'd be dope. That'd be dope. Or to just say, hey, I'm having a birthday party

do you want to come? Yeah, yeah. And Opus, like in my, because I can't make it, but in my absence, yeah. Here's more flowers. And flowers. Every flower.

Here's every white flower in North West. That's fucking very cool. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, what does that do to a person to have unlimited resources? Like, it brings out who you really are for sure. It must. It really brings out who you are.

You are. No ceiling. I mean, look, should I heat it up a pop tart today? And I felt like a queen, you know? From heat up a pop tart? Yeah, that's how low I still live. You know, like I'm still in the rampart division in some ways. For me, it's the Toaster Stoodle.

Like, put it in my whole frosting on. I'm like, I am doing it. That's the fact. I told you, it's so good. Own frosting. The apple should've been. Does it, yeah. Have you seen this, by the way?

I didn't want to show you this. This is a clip from, I guess it aired on the news, but it really makes me laugh. It's been forced to block dozens of calls after her ex-partner allegedly took her phone number and plastered it on polls here around the Saturday, telling people to pull up and impersonate Chubaka for a chance to be in $100.

This would be the most childish breakup I've ever had. It's amazing. All you had to do was be mature and go, I don't love you anymore, I want to move on. The calls have been waking her into her free young children up at odd hours in the evening and they get to stop. No! Hi, oh!

I won 500 bucks. Well, I'm getting brain calls, and it really is changing hours of the night. That one o'clock is the tilth four o'clock. I wouldn't find hundreds of back. Well, I'm getting brain close. It really strange hours of the night. That one o'clock is a till four o'clock. For us to call back the one of the rookies and tear down

the post. It's so her amazing put up a sign that said, Chubacca roar contest and gave out her phone number all over the city. It's amazing and just had people. Like you just have to leave a roar

at this number. And not only that. The part where he nailed it is that offering a hundred dollar roll, like cash prize for the best one. That's how he nailed this shit. You gave someone some free shit. It's over. By the way, does this bitch not know you can turn the ringer

off your phone? I don't know. Like you have to answer the call. Why didn't you? She didn't know to fucking put teeth in her mouth. I gotta say, she doesn't know, you can turn the ring or off your phone. I don't know. Like, you have to answer the call, why not? She didn't know to fucking put teeth in her mouth. I gotta say, she doesn't know about sugar content. Holy shit, I wanna see her about an apple. Yeah. Speaking of fucking teeth.

Here we go. We do this for four tooths in the camel canotinas, say. Huh? You're doing it. Yeah, I'm telling. I'm pulling. I'm gonna cry, I'm gonna cry. You think?

This is a real frass. I know there's a kid behind him. I'm gonna cry like a real friend. I know there's a kid behind him. I don't like a watch this. I do like a star kind of thing. I'll give you a watch. No, here we go. I'm gonna find a radio. I got you.

Oh shit. No fucking no. No fucking no. It's come. Oh, oh, I can't. I just. There it is. Oh, I can't.

I just. There it is. oh, I can't I Is what right let's fake no I'll have it come out too. We didn't leave nothing that's fake There's blood come pouring out of his mouth. I got it's gonna bleed put that right right? I can't write, I can't write a winner. Fuck. I put my favorite part. Tony Rack is that this guy's got ATVs, a house, and a yard, and he's not like, hey, maybe I should ride one of these things into a fucking dentist office.

Where the fuck man? You know how you're gonna be out on the river. Just fucking. He's got a house. Yeah, he's not a dentist, too. What are you doing? Where is this Tennessee? Yeah Yeah, you gotta go to hospital now. I mean, he's missing the fucking four other ones He's probably just like you know added the collection He needs to meet the girl from the last video. There's so many people that like

Can you see them Frenching each other? Oh, just trying to whistle. We're amazing. The fuck, man. There's so many people that will do anything to avoid a dentist. I get it, dentist is not fun. But shit,

I mean, you're losing one by one. But some people don't see the importance of teeth. Some people really don't value teeth. Yeah, seriously. Like, oh, it's not a big deal if I'm missing one or four. Big deal. But, but like, I don't know who I would call it, but I come pull this tooth out. Like, was that their dentist? Just like, was that skill? And I was, yeah, but I got the wrong too. He knows my rap Oops, that guy knows he knows how to do it. Yeah

Like don't get down there dude, but do you know how it is to actually pull a tooth out like you ever had a tooth pulled like they Sometimes they have to break up. Yeah, and pieces and then just going, no, not, not jump up. So that means there's ready to go. No, no. Quick quick quick. Quick. I mean, this is with that knife. A-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a I'm out of here. Yeah, I'm just like that's not a good noise. Oh, God, man, which two of these are going for?

Oh, man. Fuck off, man. He had a crash. He broke it. He got it. Fuck, dude. Fuck, dude. Okay, doke.

Oh. Ah! All right. Hello. Yes. So money shot. I think you got it. You got it, Tady. Fuck.

I mean, that bad tooth, folks. Yeah, Tate. That's the way you do it. Falcon car wash. Where? I never want to. What is it? I never ever go there. I'll try Eagle. I'll try. Robin, I'm never going to Falcon, never gonna falcon. God watch it. Dude, Jesus Christ. It's a whole lane of a person who will take their own teeth out. That's it, really. You would? Yeah, if I'm old enough and drunk enough.

What the fuck are you talking about? If I'm like, okay, put it this way, if I'm super old, I don't want to go to fucking Dennis. Okay. If I'm like 80, and they're just falling out. Shit, my dentist said I might have to get implant on this back tube that's root canal Really crap. I'll show to another dentist who look you're fine

Yeah, I'm just trying to run you Yeah, they're looking around to make up fake cavities. We got to feel all these Ninety dollars to fail. I don't have dental insurance. Why is she trying to hustle me? I don't know Kylie you think he wears condoms This guy Never dude godly you think he wears condoms this guy just out your eyes and he's chance definitely never dude By the way, have you we've been oh, I didn't know that you know Jesse Lee Peterson is No, you don't I'm I need I'm black. I need to see a picture. Oh, yeah, cuz he's black too Um, I thought this is a white woman. Isn't that the lady from

Rob Deeredeck show? Oh no, no. It's very different. Okay. Very different. Jesse Lee Peterson. Yes. So he's got like a presence online. I'll just give you like an idea of who he is and we'll get into it. But it's just it's been fascinating to watch and what made you become a liberal? Oh, yeah, you know D.C. on flight and you were tired of being a man You so you will put one day you know what I'm tired of being a man. I want to be a liberal I'm a funny event that are liberal now real man. You really think so yeah will liberals obey us

You really think so? We are who deliver us a betas! Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Betas! I saw no one he was saying like, you're a whore or something like that. Dude, he has, he has. You know, I went through it a little more. This one.

Yeah. And then I started dating after that. And it's like, well, if going out on a date with a guy makes me a slut, then that's just what I'm gonna be. I don't think going out on a date made you a slut, but having sex with different men makes you a slut. What does it make you if you have sex with different women? A slut maker.

A slut maker. Oh wow. You're not amazing. You're not amazing. I never saw the clip that far. Is that amazing? It's literally amazing. Yeah.

It's a slut like that. That slut. Yeah. He's a very specific like speech impediment in a way. Did you regret not getting married having told her not that you're older? Well, and I'm gay. You're gay?

Yeah. You're a little gay? You're coming all shapes and sizes, brother. So you're gay? I'm gay. I know you're gay. Yeah, but I just told you. How did you become gay?

One doesn't become gay. One is born that way. Just got to know you're gay? I believe so. Did he make you that way? I, that's my opinion. You think they got made you gay? I have no, you know, I don't know the I'm not

going to be presumed to plumb the depths of the most type, but yes, I've been gay as long as I can remember. And so have you been with men? Of course. Like, sexually. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. That's what I was saying. Yeah. Now the craziest thing is like his views with black people because he talks as if you're black. He's not. Yeah. I know.

He's like, I'm talking to DC on Friday DC just like lost it. Oh, he did? He just does praying for him. Oh my God. It was amazing. He says the wildest shit where I'm like, so my friend did the show and he thought it was a bit. He was like, is this, like, it's not a bit.

Oh, I thought it was like that slow girl on Instagram. That's gonna be a no-body. Is she really like that? No, I think that is a bit. That's gotta be a bit. That's a bit. That's a bit. That's a slow girl I didn't think.

Michelle, what do you, what do you people want? Do you people, I want, when you say you people, what do you mean? The complaining black people. It's like a smiley. The complain about the parents and their lives. Blame it others for whatever it is you complain about. What is it exactly do you want for white people?

She's like, what is this question? It's too much unpacked. Yeah, she's just like, I don't even know where to get. Mom, this one. Take a bath. Yeah. And... I'm trying to find out what you want. What's your nationality?

Are you white? I'm black American. What do you want? Are you white black American? What do you want? He says wild shit though. Yeah, he's for sure in the house But it's like other level though. Yeah, he's other level I think that gay thing with the priest is he's like you're a gay priest Yeah, I think that's why he was tripping out not like just cuz he's is he's like, you're a gay priest. Oh, like I was a priest? Yeah, I think that's why he was tripping out,

not like just because he's gay, but like, dude, you're a priest. That's why he was asked something about that. And you're gay? Yeah, like, that would trim me out too, like, dude, you're a priest, bro. Like, you know what I'm saying? Like, don't you have to shut that bit down

if you're a gay priest? Well, he's not a Catholic, this guy's right, though. He's like, is he a Episcopalian priest? Oh, no, that's a fucked-up. Yeah, that's why you can wear whatever you want to church. Yeah, I think so. I think so.

And they get married though, but they get married have families. A Piscopalian's do. So. Gay male priest can too. I'm assuming, I mean, the straight ones can get married. What are you talking about? A Piscopalian.

It's just a denomination, you know, of Christianity, but that's the only thing that I... I thought the Christians just denounced gain is all together. I didn't know. Across the board. I don't know what progress is. I want to just announced Gain is all together. I didn't know. Across the board. I don't know what progress is. I want to talk about stuff.

I know about that. I don't know about that. No, I don't know about that. I've been speaking. It's a new word to me. Yeah. And I've promised myself I'm knowing some big words. Yeah, yeah.

No, I only know about it because the resistor, a Piscopalian... A capacitor. Passed it to me and I have it. Remember that. He was a great guy. I was saying bad about it. It's a sweet guy.

Isn't that an East Coast type of Christian one? A Piscopillian sounds real like East Coast wasp. I don't know. Maybe. I don't think West Coast people are. Maybe Atlanta, San Francisco. Maybe. Yeah, I don't know, dude.

I don't know. You just stood on the side of white people just did say a wee. We had. They wanted. Remember when they were begging for civil rights? They were begging for civil rights. Yes. Let's roll with you.

And then we gave them civil rights, right? We gave them, yes. What's wrong with you? They wanted to integrate the schools. Remember that? You are amazing. Amazing. Breaking news.

I grew up on a plantation dollar, baby. You know about that. You grew up on a plantation and, babe. You know about that? You grew up on a plantation and you still have this mentality? Yes. It's called free mentality. It's called master. When my master said he's it,

I said yes master. We said. Okay. Yeah. That's a lot, man. He's a wild dude. Yeah, he needs to go get some healing. He's been, it's an endless stream of it too. Yeah, like it's an endless stream of these things.

Like it's close where you're like, that's why you think it's a bit. You think it's a joke. This is for sure a bit. No, I don't think so, man. Listen, nobody sits down with a black guess and sense shit like that without the intention of getting and listening in response But I mean, there's why you're showing it to me. Well, yeah, we finally got a black guy. Let's show him the worst shit on the internet Yeah, yeah, this is that is what I'm showing to you. Yeah, but that's not like if you watch any of his stuff There is no reveal there is no like the credits just roll. Yeah, dude, it's it's just it's really he does like interviews there is no I'm just like you know you're seeing where the bit comes like it's just his real point of view. That's why I think this guy is like oh I mean there's nobody like this. Maybe he's like a hundred

years old. You think so. This is between two firms. Do you think it's a bit? I don't think so. I mean he's been at this for years and years of the exact same message. I mean, it's pretty wild. Yeah, see the tenacity makes... there's this guy that thinks the Denver airport is Satanic and he makes videos upon videos. I heard that I heard there's like a basement or something full of bunch of stuff. He says it's... You know what I mean?

They start heard about it. It's not like they're down there. He says, you know, the bronco out the horse out front. Okay. I was like the eyes and they're like those satanic eyes because it says the red eyes. But he says there's phallic symbols in the airport and yeah, the guys totally... Some guys are just like, that's their mission.

There must be his mission. But how old is this guy? Him? He's like 72. He said he was born on a plantation. He's from a time machine. In 1940, so he's like a little bit, yeah, I promise.

I promise this is not a bit, man. How many of his videos did Samuel L. Jackson watch before his role in Django? No. 74 years old. Yeah, he's, he never parts from this, you know? No, no. Yeah.

There you are. They're out. He's like, do Obsession. Obsession, that's it. So have you seen all these already? Not all of them, no. Have you are. They're out. He's our new obsession. That's our new obsession. So have you seen all these already? Not all of them, no. Have you seen that tooth video? You're like, you knew it was coming.

You're like, oh man. The nice one, yes. The nice little one. You're watching first, yeah. Okay. Yeah. Amazing. This show is just an endless stream

of uncomfortable videos. That's what we just try to find, you know? Just like the worst stuff we can find. Really? Yeah. Yeah. That's nice. You know? How do you worst stuff I can find. Really? Yeah. Yeah. That's nice. You know, how do you stomach it all?

Oh. Oh, shh. Oh, come on, man. Oh, that's fun. Oh, no, we're the people at. We're the little clowns. He's okay. Yeah, all right.

How do you get his pants off? That was pretty clever. They always have, it always happens like that. Every time we see a bull charge somebody, it ends up, he ends up pantless I think those horns are actually specifically designed to remove hands. Yeah, like they're gay horns. Yeah, they're the gays of all Bulls. It's always men. Yeah, yeah Piscobals

Piscopal priest egg You don't have to do that on the show. Is this? No. Oh, horrible. For hilarious. What I just saw. Yeah. I can't watch this.

No, it's not. Yeah, you guys are not real. I just look right at you for it. This whole time. Oh, the corner of my eye. Still saw it. Shit. Oh, he's still doing it.

Oh, is's still doing it. Oh, is he hitting himself? What? Oh, he really lost the knuckle. It's a carpentry joke. My dad had friends that were missing knuckles who were carpenters growing. I think this is carpenters humour.

I was waiting for something much more horrible. I mean, I already had it. I thought it all had it. Fuck. Most terrible. Please never... I hated it. You did?

Yeah, this fucking terrible. Oh! Oh! Hey, like that! Nades down with this one. Oh, what's up blowing on it? It's fine. He's fine. Look at his left. Oh, what's up blowing on it? It's fine. He's fine.

Look at his left. Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Fillers, hilarious. Stay his bleeding.

He's swollen. Oh! Can you get the bees off before you do this? Just go to the grocery store. She's got right. It's how much is honey. Oh, I don't like this at all. Oh my God.

Guys, I have a question for you. What? Is he touched? With what? Bees? Are you trying to figure out if he's supposed to be? I am. He's not supposed to be.

He's a little slower than us. I'll tell you that right now. Did you ever see the people who have like a thousand bees on them and they're not getting stuck? They're like, how the fuck are you not getting stung? Because they don't hurt the queen. Oh. Yeah, why?

Yeah, but she's in his mouth. Yeah, she is. This guy's like, fuck this dude. He looks like a fimson. He's so swollen from bee. He's got like a thousand bees in his mouth. That's so much. That's not ebussy.

It's a clean show, right? That's not e-bussy. That's not e-bussy. That's not e-bussy. It's a clean show, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure. For sure. No, his friend must be all like guarded up. He's filming, like I'm saying. That's always the question.

And what's on his cheek? Are those dead smeared bees? What the fuck is on his cheek? Blood. Oh, my God. This guy, he's into this shit so much. He has to be losing He's like I got some fresh honey today. He is done the fuck up. Yeah, he's actually a white man I'm heating up man. You are yeah, it's the lips that really get me like this guy

We were watching earlier. It's like he was white and then like the sodium has just shut his eyes down Which chin is no broad day Remember it's a national holiday you guys honor it. Oh My god, he's gross. So this guy's a truck driver, and he started this thing, the Kings and Queens above 18, and he always tells women, like, let your boobs hang, free the nipple. Yeah.

He just encourages you to go brawless. That's good, right? It's cool. Yeah, it's so rad. Yeah, I do it too. I do it for him. You're a fan of that? Oh, yeah, I love it.

No, I might as time my before, my tits are too big, I can't go. Brawless. What do you mean before? No, we played this clip earlier and she he was cuz this guy's always encouraging women to take there He's like let your bro. Take your bro. Let him hang you know He's saying when you talked about it before yeah, I sound like maybe like there was a reduction or something Yeah, I wish before when my boobs were ridiculous. He talks about her. She really talks about reduction all the time You look at reduction fantasy. I do, yeah, I might do it.

I don't know though. I can't change for sure. Let's get it to your reduction. I need one. Really? Yeah, I'm so jealous of your weight loss. Holy shit. Do it.

You can do it. What are you doing? Testosterone, stick it in my ass three times a week. And then- Is that that honey? Yeah, it's just a little shot. So you eat whatever you want? No. No, no.

Okay. Just figured out, like, the easiest way for me to do it now is just to go, try to hit a protein goal every day because you need that protein to lose weight and maintain or have muscle grow. Like powders? Yeah, well, I just go for grams. So I go for 200 grams.

I try to get 200 grams a day. We're talking about food still. We're talking about food, yeah. 200 grams of protein. So I'm saying there's protein-focused things, right? So like I start off every day. I try to have a yogurt and some eggs every morning. Okay.

So I start building that number. Right. And so I'm like, oh, I have good protein in me right now. Then I brought a shake. So this has 50 grams of protein in it, right? So then I'm, Oh my God, the self-control you're showing right now. Well, you get so used to it, but you get used to it, and then you're seeing results.

And then you've been motivated by the results. Are you like, you have like alarms and stuff set for when you should eat? No, that I don't do. No, I don't have a alarm for when to eat. Because everybody else know when to feed you. I mean, we have a like a system here. We always have lunch after this show. Like immediately. Pretty much.

Do you know what it is or do the stuff? Yeah, we pre-order. Yeah. Usually it's chicken or salmon, but like today, I think chicken tacos. I think chicken tacos. Yeah, but I mean, like I try to get that food in me and then we get home. I usually try to work out before the show, but today I'll work out when I get home. When do you wake up?

If I'm going to be here at 10, I'll set the alarm to wake up at like seven, workout, you know, just like have eat before. But yeah, but then you just get, are you doing a strenuous workout? The pens, like so not every day, but like some days you go for the like the spike heart rate, you know, like, like, high anxiety, yeah, like, what about when you're traveling? I work out on the road every day. Just at the hotel?

Yeah. There's gyms suck. Sometimes they do suck, yeah. Sometimes they do suck. And we tried to- It's just like a jump rope. But you know what the thing they do is, like, and now that you're traveling,

you have access to things, is that a lot of times you can tell your doctor Heath, Huxable, you could tell them that don't drug me. Don't drug me. And you could tell him, hey, since we're going to, let's just say, Raleigh next week. I know we're saying at this hotel, will you find out where a local, like a regular gym is, call ahead and get passes for the days and you go to like a really good gym. I mean, I got that membership right anywhere. Oh, so then the 24, I can do that. So yeah, you have just, you just haven't,

I just didn't think I don't think that far ahead. Yeah, but that's why I'm fat. But here's the best I've ever had. I'm hungry, just grab the first thing. You can literally make it a team effort and that's when it, it's really been, like that's when it, when you go like, I wanna do this, you're coming with me on the road, You're with me and we're all you're helping me do this.

Yeah, and it becomes kind of everyone's job, right? So they're like, Hey, we got here Nate. I know the gym's right. You want to go now and you get it out of the way. And then when you get back, they're like, we found this good food. You know, I mean, so it becomes like, we're going to do that. The group effort. Starting now. All right. Group effort. I promise you. Nice. I like it. I'm gonna do it starting now.

Cause my thing is I always put it second. Right? Exactly. Like I was like I want to get situated in my house and settled. I want to get the car. I want to go all that. And then I'll focus on my body. And how my dad's like, what are you talking about?

You got to make yourself first. Dude, he's right. And I'm quitting smoking, which is insane. Yeah. But the thought I had on it was like, I got this, I'm quitting smoking, which is insane. Yeah. But the thought I had on it was like, I got this, I got the new car in the house and I don't want to smoke in the house. Good.

Because the house is new. Right. And I got the new car and I was like, I don't want to smoke in the car. I'm smoking less because I'm, because I usually just get in the car and smoke and drive. Yeah.

And so now, so then I, at Donnamal, I was like, I'm taking better care of my car and home than I am my own body. Bro, it's such incredible insight. That's incredible. I'm like, but I smoked for a cameo. But I'm trying it.

I'm trying to quit. I've been encouraging people because I got on it too with, was the Zins, you know, those Zin pouches. Oh yeah, yeah. Those are the shins. Those are the shins. Yeah, but there's no tobacco. There isn't?

It's just straight nicotine. Okay. So you're getting the addictive chemical, but you're not getting the cancer causing chemicals. Right, but then when you run out of zins, you chase the nicotine and you're like, all of the, just get more zin. And that's everywhere?

Everywhere. What does it do to your breath? Nothing, because it's not, no, there's not, it's not, it's not, it's not, well, what was his breath like when he was on the side? I mean, he's got a dad breath. It's just always daddy. It smells like dad. Yeah, that's it But the Zen does it. I mean tobacco is the flavor. It's the breath. It's the smell right but it's also the cancer causing Chemicals you smoke I have you know what about patches? I never did that never to try it and it's I don't ever

The gum I have friends that love the gum. Yeah, I did the gum. I couldn't gum her. I couldn't gum her. I couldn't gum her. I couldn't gum her. I couldn't gum her. How was that? It was cool, but I was like, I want a smoke. Yeah, it's just ratcheting.

It was, it wasn't even calling me. I was like, you know what would be nice? It's nice. It is. If I still smoked. Yeah. Because the hang is better if everyone's talking shit and smoking pre-show smoke.

I mean pre-show smoke. Oh, show smoke. My goodness. Yeah, I know that. I know that. I know that. But you're doing smokes, drinking smokes, after meal smokes. Yeah, you guys were forgetting the biggest one. It's after, it's goodness. Yeah, I know I know that. I know smokes drinking smokes after meal smoke. You guys are freaking the biggest one after after after. Yeah, after you net. Yeah, can I tell you what worked for me because I

smoked for 17 years. What'd you do? I went to a hypnotherapist in Los Angeles. He tells me about this. There's a woman Rita, which was her last name. Sorry Rita. I can't remember your last name. She hit my child's own name out of you. She fucking sent me. I haven't smoked since I was 30 years old. The one time I did was on your mom's house when I was goth and I hated it. You just did as a thing. As a bit. And I couldn't even do it because she makes you hate it so much. But what did we do? Cargly remember what she was telling me? Of course, it doesn't

it doesn't give you an idea what it is, it gets into your unconscious, rather you're subconscious mind, and it programs you. So for instance, she'll talk to you first and say, well, when do you like to smoke? And for me, it was before shows. I used to sit in the alleyway and nervously smoke. She goes, okay, so instead of smoking, Christina,

from now you will drink water. You will drink water instead of smoking. It's not your piano stage. Well, yeah, that, but I drink water. And I still do that habit. Really? Since I was, when 47, now how many years? 17 years.

Yeah, you're 47. Mm-hmm. Yeah, you look so much better. Yeah, fantastic. Thanks, buddy. But I don't know, it's, I'll give you her name if you're in LA. I'll look it up.

How about the book that every comedian was doing to quit? You told me that too. Alan Carr, I don't know the name, but there's, yeah, it's a whole book. It's a long book. It's a long book. How about the book that every comedian was doing to quit you told me that Alan cars The Whole People like I can't even I know a lot of people work for me personally this book Apparently the second book that's even crazier than this for the alcohol. It's that's right. Yes, this guy

Alan cars easy way to stop smoking And they and they go and he I guess I've never read it, but I've talked to people and they, apparently like in the beginning of the book, he encourages you to smoke while reading the book. He's like, go ahead and get sick. And everybody who I've talked to that read this book is like, whatever paid, whatever chapter they're like, you just can't even do it anymore. I don't know how it, but I know how. I've read this book. I will say it does work in the beginning because what he does is he appeals to your logic and reason. It appeals to logic and reason.

Oh, why are you doing this? What about the people? Whatever, just like it doesn't make sense for you. There's no benefit to it. So it changes your thinking about smoking. My dad smoked and he tells me all the time, he's like the day I quit. my sister is have two sisters once 16 years All of the men once 12 years older me and he say he was holding

Debrino, which is 16 years older me and she was a little baby and he had a cigarette and the ash fell off the land They like right on her face and he was brushing the ash and he was like I Fucking quit and he never smoked again. That was it for him. Yeah, just the act, the residue falling on his baby. Like the way I'm on my final mom to the alien. And he just quit. It didn't burn anything because it was already done. But it was enough just to be brushing it off your baby. Like what the fuck are we doing?

Yeah. Yeah. I think it's an emotional reason. Well, so this is another path as you can just get a baby and ash on it and see if it affects you this way. Yeah, who's baby though? Yeah, let's show. Someone in there's got one.

So we got to figure out first. Yeah. Is there a book for that? Yeah. Who's baby can I ash on? By Alan Carr. Have you, by the way, do you watch Tooby? No.

Have you heard? I've seen the, I would imagine I'm looking at the outliers, but I've seen the extreme ridiculous clips. Yeah, just on like Instagram. So I've only seen, I didn't know about this. It's of course, it's funny to me that every time like you talk to like your reps about like a show or idea and they're like, we probably got a tubi

and then you're like, oh really? And then someone's like, yo, tubi's breaking bread for specials right now, take it serious. I think they're like, they probably got a tubi and then you're like, oh really? And then some of that, you know, tubi's breaking bread for specials right now. I take it serious. I think they're like, they're putting all kind, because the world is so competitive now, for content. You can just get it, it's just everywhere, right? Like, Roku has stuff that like, used to be on Facebook.

Ooh, it has some loud stuff. Wild stuff, yeah. I just saw a post, this girl made about a movie called Slother House. Uh huh. Have you heard about this? There's a three-toed sloth that's killing everybody in the movie.

I can't make it up. It's not animated. This clip I love it. I've never seen. Oh, there it is. No. Slother House. You got any clips?

It's like, it knows how to drive. Oh, it's cool. And it's like smothering people out with pillows. Like, I think that's the, go down a little bit more. Oh yeah, it's smothering someone right there. Yeah, and it's like, oh boy. Okay. That when things get turned down and then this gets made, it really makes you your question, you're saying,

what is going on? The, this, okay, I've only seen this. This is the only two-week clip I've seen, but you know what, we'll just watch the clip. Fuck Anthony! What about your job? What happens if they piss us you? I don't have a damn job.

Can you do this? I lost it three months ago. We know what I've been doing for the last two, had much money, huh? I've been a fucking bitch. Oh! I've been doing for the last two? Had much for money? Huh? I've been a fucking... Oh! I've been a fucking hell of bitches. Hell of bitches. The sick is hard to find.

No. What are you saying? I'm saying this house you live in, the mortgage that's being paid, food on the table. It'll pay the worth. Who pays the work? All financed by my dick. I mean, it is a show, I have to watch that. I know. I love it.

And also this has real acting class vibes. Like I like it. I like it. Yeah. And you have to give this copy to every acting class because like forcing you to take a ridiculous, like, you know, I mean, yeah, and like play it really sincerely.

What's it called? No disrespect. Oh, I'm into it. All right, we're watching two weeks and I'm... You've taken acting classes? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was like, you wanna run a scene? Sure, about something ridiculous. Yeah, of course, let's do it.

All right, you got help with the scene. Sure, what would you say, Jim? He built a house on Dick. So let's go. All right, you're a gay pastor. Okay. And I'm a, I'm a crib that don't want gang bag no more. And you're trying to convert me

and I'm trying to convert more. Okay. And you're trying to convert me, and I'm trying to convert you. Okay. Don't you be the director? Yeah, you just gotta let us know when to go. Okay, guys. And act. I know the letters, the colors, seat buckle.

Is that your name? Click, click, click, click. It is, it's almost like this spirit has called me to call you in here and join open arms without arms. I know you're armed, but here we have a dangerous death. But here we have Dinesden's got most that and Dinesden armed and dangerous Cuth Here's the thing about church. Yeah, I don't mind it wonderful. It's the blood of Jesus for me though Yes, because as a crib I can't handle blood No, blood is Jesus tonight actually around me his wounds have healed So there will be no free running blood anywhere.

I would like to, if you're open to it, maybe begin with a hug. You want to hug me, guys? I do. You're going to hug me into the church? I would love to. I will see you walk over here. I have seen the videos and you and your friends when you have your dance parties are it's just amazing what you fellows can do.

I have a meniscus tear and so I'm not able to is it seawalk? But what I can do is crawl and I would would I would see crawl to you. That's all right. Okay. And cut. Thank you guys. Thank you guys. What the fuck is I'm a nisk is guys? Would you call me? That's good. That's it. Yeah. That's a to be show. That's the next season. Yeah, it is. That was bread. I would watch that show all day. I would watch the gay pastor and the crib. I love it.

For sure. They got it. They got it. Rob a bank or something together. Dude, that's the best premise for a show. And then you're getting him to commit crimes and he's getting you to repent. Yes. That's Rod.

It's Ebony and Ivory. It's got every, checks every box. Bumin 10. Let's do it. Actually, everybody would turn that show down, That's Rod. It's Ebony and Ivory. It's got every, checks every box. Bumin Ted. Let's do it. Let's get a picture. Actually, everybody would turn that show down, except for Tubby. Tubby. Tubby is a future.

I love it. It is like the TikTok of Tubby, the free enterprise. Let's do it. I love this. This is how I got in a Tyler Perry movies. Very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, This is how I got in a Tyler Perry movies very Nothing he can't go wrong And she's seen every single Medea. I love the Medea I actually really like that character. He's very good at it

But sometimes the acting's a little like this. I was in for Halloween four years ago I was I was the Medea goes to jail. Yeah, I like that one. Yeah people like you dressed up as a woman I said no, I'm dressed up as a man. That's just Yeah, you do that one. Yeah, people like you dressed up as a woman. I said no, I'm dressed up as a man That's just a fact. Yeah, you do have some resemblance A little bit. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, so much of them. I look like him with a bad thyroid His way it is tank tank that back. He really is like has What he's built is unfuckin He's got it figured out. You seen his his home and like the Was it used to be military base?

You've seen his home and like the Was it used to be military base? Yeah, yeah, it's insane. Yeah, I actually feel like it's super impressive But you're like you live there alone dude like this is fucking crazy Thank you, I know what that look means. No, I mean how many people live it That's what I'm saying like even when you go like I'm with someone that pull up Tyler Perry's house like I don't know I don't know that house That's a lot of house, bro But I like Tyler Perry is not just the medium movies. I like the other ones the real serious ones

They're always about cheating Dude come on Christ even the robot vacuum's like fuck Wait cool and scroll up how much is that all that's elevated to so that everything under that is still in the robot vacuum's like, fuck! What? That's too much to vacuum. That is, wait, cool and scrub, how much is that? All that's elevated too, so that everything under that is still. It's a 40,000 square foot house. 330 acres.

Yeah, 40,000 square foot house, eight bedrooms, 12,000, I mean, I don't know. That's a lot of maintenance, right? It's a lot of fucking maintenance, dude. That's a crazy house, dude. That is wild. What is he doing in that house? Writing movies. Yeah. We got it. It's converting crypts. That's the next film, dude. That's a macula. Yeah, it's beautiful. It looks like I don't think he built this side. It was someone else's house. Really? Yeah. Oh,

it is crazy when you hear about some of these houses in the south that are insane because of we built this city, like because of like how much land houses like that go for like way less than you. Yeah, because we built this city. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Even the pools got a design in it. That's rich. Dang. Yeah. It the pools got a design in it. That's rich, dang.

Yeah. It's a fun, it's rich people love to make their houses look like the White House or Versailles. This is like two of the big rich people things. And Black people built both of them. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Yeah.

Yeah. Did you know that? Did the Black people built that? Like the White House. I didn't know that. didn't know black people built the White House really? Yeah For and like they got great rates to be fair They were treated really well and they got health insurance life insurance Just pension pay and then they're gonna be like oh, what's the fucking well the problem is you got a fucking taking care of really well

Build this house Y'all told us it was gonna to be black when it was done. It's the bullshit. The white house. All the work we did. It's great. I cannot believe somebody was complaining about that gig. It was a great gig.

Pyramids too. And those things went out. Pyramids and some colleges and universities, some Ivy League schools. Really? Did you know that some of the Ivy League schools have done the research and they're giving reparations to the families of the people who built the really? Yes, wow and real life. No shit. Yeah, they're like we're not waiting on the rest of America We know who built our school and we're gonna give my to lineage. Wow. Mm-hmm. Yeah, I think that's cool actually

I think that's I think if you follow that if you find it in the truth and you do your history Yeah, my is what cut the check look Canada did that I think that works. Yeah, Canada did that. They did? I think that works. Yeah, they did. What do they do? Reparations. Reparations.

Reparations. The Native Americans are the native Canadians. Yes, I remember reading about this. Canada has always adapted to inclusivity way early. Like my friends from Canada are like, Hey, those. My friends are always like, I was like, what do you guys have against diversity, eh?

Like they don't understand why America is so racist and shitty, I don't know, like they work on it. But they're way more sensitive to that. Yeah. All of that. I remember like years ago being in Vancouver and saying like Indian, you know, talking about a, and the gasp,

I was doing a club, the gas, like, from the audience, and I was like, what, and they were like, like, India, Indian or Native American? Like Native American, and they were like, you're supposed to say, Native. Like, Native or Indigenous,

and I was like, okay, are we gonna recover from this? Like, they were so, like, frozen by it. Oh, they were knocked out of the set. Yeah, from like, from that, just being like, I was like, oh, I just meant, you know, I was, sorry. And it was, it was a big deal in the room. But I mean, I think that speaks more to like Vancouver. Yeah.

Yuck X. No, it was, it was the, God, what was the club called? It was in the basement of a hotel right there on Barard Street, but I forget the name of it. It's such a good memory though. Did you hear it goes Barard Street? Like, forget the name of it. It's nothing special. You said chicken memory though. Did you hear it goes Barard Street? Like do you remember any street that a club is on ever?

No. Yeah, he just, yeah, but I can't remember the name of the club. It's the one thing you can't remember. Oh yeah, they Jackson Super Funny Con. Yeah, that was on 84th across the bridge. Yeah, watch it.

It's a coma. Remember that one? That one. That's crazy, man. You're, I mean, you're also probably one of, I'm trying to think of, I mean, there's Rogan owns the mothership here. I don't think there's any other comedian that owns it. Oh, Brad Garrett.

Brad Garrett and Vegas, but then that's probably like a licensing thing. Yeah, I don't know if you really own it. Well, there's some, there are some more. A couple. So there is, press got owns, chuckles, he's got two locations. Press got on his chuckles. He's got two locations. Okay. And then I believe Mike Epps just became a part owner of a new club in Detroit. Okay. But I mean, there's like still like it's a small group of you guys. It's like five of you, man. It's tiny. I didn't

just I wasn't going for that. Yeah. I the example that I saw that was like, Oh, a comic can actually run a club was by earthquake. Because he owns a club. No, but earthquake was like the co-founder and ran and owned uptown comedy corner. Wow. Which is also Matt Rife's club. He was talking about growing up

and performing in his whole childhood. Yeah. And so earthquake partner with Gary Abdo. Where was that one? He had three at one point. Oh, but at the heart of Atlanta. Oh, okay. And that's one I want to say and like the closest part of Florida to Atlanta,

the city that Matt hates. You mean, yeah, yeah, really rails. Yeah, I mean, I mean, you know, he was young and impressionable and made him do a lot of shows and that black ass club. Yeah, okay. That was one of them stages. You got a conquer. Yeah.

Which club was it? Uptown comedy corner. Yeah, I never did that one. Okay. But if you did it and you got through the jiggle the keys and all that stuff, you come out the other side, tempered by fire.

Yes, for sure. Yes, yeah. Yeah, nothing quite like starting out and doing black clubs. Like those rooms will definitely stay with you. Or the opposite, being in Seattle. Yeah, like I have white clubs. Yeah, yeah.

Which is why I think that my audiences are, that's the part that everyone's like, wait, what? Because it's 70% white or like Ontario improv this week and had to be 65% Mexican. Yeah, sure, that's the audience there. But that means they're coming out to see diverse audiences. It's like it's funny first and then it's not like it's just a whole, like a lot of the black acts in the country, the audience is black.

Like who, they, they're come and see who looks like them. Yeah, yeah. For some reason, I mean, I kind of know why. Like I've, some of it's intentional on my part, but they're coming from TikTok and Facebook and Instagram and YouTube and they're like, we just love them. Yeah.

And so I embrace them all and do a set, I do, I still do me, I don't pander. Yeah. I'll stop and translate to make sure everyone's on the same page that they don't understand a coastal reference before I don't do me. But it's also hilarious. It is.

It is. It's a mixed crowds though are the most fun. So fun. So really a truly mixed room. It's the most fun I think to perform too. You know, I like having an actual diverse audience. And I also think that it's funny that like sometimes people go, why aren't there more of whatever?

And you're like, yeah, I don't think he comes in the door. Right. Take us one on sale. I can't help but buy it. Whoever buys it, it's okay. I'll tell you what black people want to come. Yeah. But they just, hey, you've got to hurry up and get them tickets. Black people be bullshit, and white people got all of them got them tickets, zip, zip, zip.

There's no black people at my shows until the fifth added one. Yeah, yeah. Oh. All right. So I wish I was playing. No, I know. I'll leave you. Hey, come on. Midnight Saturday night. Get Morris had a comedy club in downtown. Hi. Hi. I wish I was playing. No, I know. You do.

I'm giving you a minute. I'm excited. Get Morris had a comedy club in downtown. That's right. That's right. That was fucking fire. Get right there. I love doing his down.

It wasn't the worst possible neighborhood of downtown in Los Angeles. Have you done it? Did you get it? But he was a blast. And I remember being so blown away that he would just host the show and then sit in the back of the room and laugh and have fun with you.

You're like, oh my god, this guy is like super famous. And he's like in the room with me. He's so fun. And he also was of the age group where you knew, you knew he wasn't even going to get within six syllables of how your name is pronounced. No, but it's like he brought me on as like Tim Saginaw or something. All right. Did you correct it when you got up something. I'm like, all right.

Did you correct it when you got up there? I was like, they give it up for good. I was like, what is? I'm saying my name after I read it. Cause it doesn't go well Tim Saginaw, Bob. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. And also like people would tell like someone else

but his name and he'd be like, back, you know, like, I don't give a shit. I'm gonna give a shit. Sorry man, like, I, Yeah, that was in a rough spot though. Like, you had to walk through like a homeless shelter, I think. Yes. But a lot of fun. It was far from me. Like I did it like like two or three times like I'm not driving all the way down here for this

Yeah, yeah, yeah, from the valley. I was like this isn't sad. Oh, yeah, no, we lived on Six and rampart. So that was Literally close not that far. Yeah. Yeah, now I was I was the union. I was always Yeah, yeah, is that still around? No the whole block out developed. Oh, it did Yeah, he was trying to make this show yesterday, but I guess you cracked his rim was needed rim fixed or something So I think it's a rib. I was like that's Rim, yeah, so I forgive you ends The ends I remember yeah, that was a fun one

That's one of the first places I ever did shows that I was also, I was the promoter. You know what I mean? My name couldn't sell tickets. Did you promote? I would hustle. Yeah, I did shows, I did show one time and people came out to see me. Like, people I invited.

It was your show. It was my show. You were the ticket. Yeah. And so you packed out the union. Packed out the union a few times. And, but it was from straight up hustling for it. It was not like, hey, I'm doing a show, tickets are on sale.

It was like calling people, texting people, putting up, you know. That's how I build everything. Yeah. I could never, like I wasn't the guy sending a veils and begging for gigs or blowing up, strooping all that. I was like, I'll throw my own shit. That's the way to get. So Super Fenty Comedy Club was Super Fenty Comedy Show.

I started it on Terri O' improv. So it was full circle this week and be like, I'm back and it's been 12 years. And to go from like hustling to fill it for one night with four known headliners that would come out from LA and do it on a favorite tod like nine is crazy. Yeah, yeah. And then I moved it to Washington

and we did Thursday nights for like eight years. And it was like 400 seats, and then I opened the club, in a bad name name. But I really, like I want people to do that. I want them to grind and hustle and impact shit out on their own instead of always asking for it

from someone else. Yeah, because if you build it, they can't take that shit away from you. If they give it to you, they can take that shit away from you and cancel your shit. Yeah, if it's yours, if it's yours. And also if anybody opened Micah's baby comedians, I started a room in Los Felis.

When I was just a baby comedian, I quit my fucking day job and I was like, fuck it, I'm just gonna start a room. And that's where I met this guy, Brian Sickler, Matt Fulshron, Mike Hollingsworth, all these guys that we ended up growing up together, Jay Larson, and every week, and then I met my husband. Yeah, but so you end up like you meet your friends, your homies. That's good.

And then everybody has like attainments in the mentality of we've got to go get it. Yeah, and it pushes all the bacon and all the other stuff to the wayside. People ask me like, what do you do? How do I? And I'm like, I don't even know what to tell you man. I never was a, I never begged. I don't know what I call it big.

I never was just like, can I please have? No, I was like, I'll throw a show. I'll book forehead liners. They all got their own rooms. And now I just booked four rooms. Yeah, just in reciprocation. Right. Yeah, I mean, yep.

I have the comedy store, main room for shit a long time. It would be Pat. I hand wrote invites and meld them to people like wedding invites. Wow. And they opened it up and it was like, maybe five words like,

man, I appreciate you in my life. This is coming up and it was the flyer in envelope. And I had it packed. That's a lesson for people who think they're hustling hard for their show. You know, they're like, I posted a thing on Instagram, and you're like, yeah, that's not. No, I was hand delivering and dropping.

But that, people came that I didn't expect to come, but they're like, it was the dog you mailed me a thing. Like, too short was there. Oh, we know what that is. We've had him on the podcast. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, he's awesome, man. He's a shit, yeah've had him on the podcast. He's behind the show. Yeah. Yeah. He's awesome, man.

We did a song together. You did? We did. We did. Because I was posting YouTube sketches, and every time I used music, it would like copyright strike, even if it said it was fair use, or whatever. So I was like, I'll just make my own. And so I started messing around and by like the third song, I was like, this is kind of

catchy. And then I took it to my friend that owned this dude because I was just on garage band. Yeah. And my boy, Yoji Robi, has like he does production all day. And he was like let's clean it up and I came in and redid it and he and I was like this actually sounds kind of good. And then he came to my next one. I was like um short. Um I have a if you would just listen to it, let me know what you think and he's listening. He's like, I just should bump it and then That was it. That's crazy. And then kind of He was like come by my arm come by the compound to play it and I went to his compound where the whole thing is but like a speaker

Yeah, and he played the same song that I was like this is kind of up and was like, this is the best song in the world because I was sitting in this. Yeah. And then he was like, yeah, man, I might get on it. Just leave the, what they call the stems, leave me the stems. I was like, oh yeah, absolutely. And I left and then I went back on the website where I had gotten the free beat and like, body,

I literally drove around the corner and parked, like, let me hurry up before anybody beats me and I bought it and then I sent that to him and then randomly, I never thought it was gonna happen like two months later I just had an email it was like Todd or whatever I said yeah I was like what the fuck is Todd and I opened it up and he's I mean he's bitch he's going in short now baby yeah yeah yeah I went on Instagram was like oh my God two shorts on my song coming so shit and then you know who zero is mm-hmm so zero is like the

most city Don he's like Houston like like he's he's sat like zero's of the months like that's zero yeah one deep that's that's my guy man zero was like what am I a chop liver in the comments of that post yeah I sent it to him at like 8 p.m. And by 6 a.m. I had a song with me singing the hook. No way Zero rapping hook two short rapping. What the fuck man. So what's the name of the song? It's called the cookie monster remix Okay, we gotta look it up. I mean we can't play it here probably but we can well I own it and it's fine with me shit You tell me well, I just wanted to make a song about Eden Pussy, and so they told me to clean it up so I made it cookie.

Yeah. It was for a YouTube sketch. Oh, yeah. Nine o'clock, I'm on my own, texting you, because I'm home alone. I want that good. Here we go Pussy I want the cookie. Yeah, you get it. I

Want it. Hey, I like fast forward sounds even get to her two short goes crazy That's zero that's what let there right Okay, go more some more We all want that cookie all of us I can't have in a moment of diet All of us. I can't have a moment of diet. Oh my god. I cry when I heard it. That's all the school too short, man. He lays through. Uh-huh. Yeah

No Like how many bars is this? I'm on man for free That's crazy man, that's kind of the coolest thing ever. Yeah, but I didn't know what I just put it out. Yeah, I'm like here guy. There you go. Ascended like distro kid and they were like, what the fuck? They made me put it out the next day when everywhere. And I think I got some spins. That's awesome, man.

That's awesome. I made, I might dabble again. Yeah, you should. You think so? I mean, if that's your first time, I'm thinking, that's fucking crazy. I mean, yeah, yeah. But I do not expect too short to be like, fuck it.

But he said like, little dude, I got the number one song in the country, you comic month because it's hot. So that's why he got on it. That's a good point. Yeah. And then new dude, I'll do it again. He's got a few.

He's got a few number ones, yeah. Yeah. So wow. All right, thank you for coming. Thank you so much. Thank you for coming. It's Mr. Thank you so much. Thank you for coming. Thank you so much.

Just a few minutes. It's Mr. Nate Jackson on TikTok. It's Nate Jackson comedy.com for tickets. Yes. He's performing in Chicago on New Year's Eve, about to go on an international tour, blown up everywhere. Like I said, always so happy for comedians that hit it. It's exciting for, I'm excited for you, man.

That's awesome. Thank you so much. Absolutely. So let's stay in touch and again Thank you for coming and go get tickets. We're best friends now. Let's do it man Well, you guys are gonna do the priest and like and like yeah, we got a whole show to pitch man Yeah, I'm crazy the priest but we're for I'm not playing we're friends you get my personal number All right, let's do it and wow we're gonna like be text buddies

Talk about protein every day. Yeah, we should do like a little group chat with the three of us. Yeah, that way when we're talking about something you don't care about, you're like, why do you keep talking to him? I need you to be bothered by us. Okay, yeah, that works for me.

Yeah, it works for me. Thank you for coming, brother. Thank you. Man, thank you so much for having me. Absolutely. This is amazing. We'll see you guys next week. Bye. Two, look at that fucking bad two, so look at that bad two, look at that, look at that bad two, look at that bad two, look at that fucking bad two, that's the way you do it, that's the way you do it, look at that fucking bad two, that's the way you do it, that's the way you do it, that's the way you do it, look at that, look at that fucking bad two, that's the way you do it, that's the way you do it, that's the way you do it, look at that, look at that fucking bad two, that's the way you do it, that's the way you do it, that's the way you do it, look at that, look at that, look at that, look at that, look at that, that's the way you do it, that's the way you do it, that's the way you do it, look at that, look at that, look at that, look at that, look at that, look at that, look at that, look at that, that's the way you do it, that's the way you do it, that's the way you do it, that's the way you do it, that's the way you do it, look at that, look at that, look at that, look at that, that, look at that, that, look at that, that, look at that, that, look at that, look at that, look at that, that, look at that, look at that, that, look at that, look at that, look at that, look at that, that, look at that, that, that, look at that, look at that, look at that, look at that, look at that, look at that, look at that, look at that, look at that, look at that, look at that, look at that, look at that, look at that, look at that, look at that, look at that, look at that, look at that, look at that, look at that, look at that fucking bad chill That's the way you do it So that's the way you do it

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