Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura - Replacing Christina w/ Duncan Trussell | Your Mom's House Ep. 773

Episode Date: August 21, 2024

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streaming August 27th exclusively on Disney+. Sign up now at DisneyPlus.com. Can't wait to see you. Welcome to another episode of Your Mom's House. As you know, Christine is recovering. We certainly send her our warmest wishes. Hope that she's doing well. And you know, you just kinda gotta keep doing stuff. So sitting in for her today is new Christine. Hi. Hi.

How are you? Good, really good. Everybody's happy that you're here. We've all just been just elated to have you fill in. I feel so connected. I'm just so happy to be here. Yeah. It's really cool.

It is cool, right? Yeah. Yeah, everyone is saying how cool you are. Oh, thanks. So like, what is this whole thing? Is this? This is our podcast and- I love podcasts.

Yeah, you're on one. Whoa. Yeah, I know, I know. Wow. And I just feel like, I feel such a bond already. I just, I don't know. Yeah? Yeah, ever since I met you a few minutes ago. I was like

It is So I feel like I don't know it's like it's weird but I ever like when you walked in I was like I mean, I don't know if it's saying too much, but I was just like soulmate You know I mean like like I don't know if you felt it too, but I so felt it you did I so felt it right away. Yeah, so like you're a too, but. I so felt it. You did. I so felt it right away. Yeah. So like you're a comedian or something? I am a comedian. Yep. I'm a comedian.

I love comedy. You do? I do. That's cool. Yeah. Who do you like? Just like everybody. Everybody.

Yeah, everybody. Yeah. Me too. Everybody's... So yeah, I actually have, I don't know if you want to help me out, I have some dates coming up. Dates for? Stand up, for to do stand up. Oh, I thought you meant like dates like going out for dinner or something? Oh no, no, we call our stand up shows dates.

Oh, okay. So if you want to, they're on the board there, I don't know if you could read some of them for people. Okay. Under my name, Tom Segura. Oh, read some of them for people. Okay. Under my name Tom Segura. Oh the big bold letters right there. Yeah. Okay. August 24th, Calgary. Oh I'm from Canada! Okay so Calgary, Alberta. Yeah. Looks like there's still some tickets. For the early show. For the early show. Yep. The late show sold out, so we're trying to, that's the 24th. August 30th, Tuscaloosa.

What is AL? Alabama. Alabama. Looks like there's still some tickets there. Yeah. September 1st? That's in... Oh, right beside the, I see it. Okay, Memphis. Memphis?

Memphis, Tennessee. Tennessee. That's right. I thought that was Texas. Okay. There's still some tickets there. There's some tickets there. Mm-hmm. Then the next is September 5th. September 5th. Lincoln, CA.

California. California. There's still some tickets there. And then September 6th. Coachella! I love Coachella. It's so much fun. Isn't it fun? Yeah. I won't be at Coachella. I'll be in the city though. The casino is located there, but I know what you mean. Oh, I know. Have you been to Coachella? No, but I just heard it's really fun. And then September 7th. Las Vegas.

Oh my god. I love Las Vegas. It's so cool. It's so cool. Yeah. I went to Las Vegas like not too long ago, and it was so much fun. What did you do?

Just went out on the town. Yeah. Yeah, met some cool people. Cool. Yeah. But OK, so it looks like he's going to be this. What's your name? Mine's Tom. Yeah. Yeah, I met some cool people. Cool. Yeah. But okay, so it looks like he's going to be this... What's your name?

My name's Tom. Tom. Tom. Tom is going to be in Las Vegas, Nevada. Yep. September 7th. On September 7th. Yeah.

Yep. That's good. So, how was your morning? It was good. I woke up and I'm here. Yeah. Yeah. That's cool.

I worked out and then, you know, I had eggs. Oh, I love eggs. Eggs are so good. You like eggs? I do. I just love eggs. How do you like your eggs? What's the one when they have like the, like the yolk, not disturbed, like not bothered?

Not disturbed. Yeah, disturbed, yeah. I believe that would be like over easy or something. Oh, I thought it was like. Sunny side up? Sunny side up. Yeah, sunny side up, yeah. I had them, I did over medium,

so a little more cooked, the yoke. I don't like them that cooked. You don't like them that cooked? I didn't have any diarrhea. Well, that's good. We don't want, you don't like them that cooked. You don't like them that cooked? Mm-mm. I didn't have any diarrhea. Well, that's good. We don't want, you don't want diarrhea. I know. I didn't have any at all.

Hey. Hey. What's up? You're here. Well, yeah, I told you I was gonna be a little bit late. I didn't think you were coming in. Hi, now we had a guest. Oh, actually she's.

Hi, I'm Christina. I'm new Christina. Oh my god you guys have the same name. That's crazy. Well just because everybody, we didn't know if you were gonna be here today. So I thought that maybe you, I didn't know if you were gonna be here. I I'm so glad you're here Okay Are you gonna do you wanna are you gonna watch the show or Yes, that's awesome I'm here now. I mean I can take over if that's okay. Okay. Okay.

Is that cool with you? Yeah, sure. Should I stay here? Maybe, no, just let her sit there. Yeah, it's your seat. You want to sit right here? Yeah, that's kind of like a... Then maybe you come around. Come around, yeah. Okay.

You come around. So nice to meet you. Nice to meet you come around. Come around, yeah. Okay, okay. Yeah, you come around. So nice to meet you. Nice to meet you too. And then, like, I don't want her to feel bad. Right. So, should she sit, like, on my lap? Yeah. We'll be right back in a second.

And we are back. It is amazing to see you. Thank you for back in a second. And we are back. Shit is amazing to see you. Thank you for coming in. Well, I thought we discussed it this morning and I was getting ready and stuff. I totally forgot. I totally forgot.

Totally forgot. How did you, like who, how did that even happen? Don't know. Came here, fucking Zolo just brings people in sometimes so that was on him I don't know who that was. Sorry Jean I thought you weren't gonna be here. No I you know it's my fault miscommunication. I'm glad she's gone I'm glad she's gone. Yeah. I um so yeah I just got back I was in Los Angeles. Oh that's right. Doing some work on my thing. Working on my show. Working on my show.

Working on your rhymes. And, uh, rhymes are better and beats are better. What, uh, what did I miss? How have you been? Um, nothing much here. Just, um, had a breast surgery and a reduction. Everybody look at my new tits. They're so much smaller.

They're not as nice as new Christina's, Christine's, but. Whoever. But I'm stoked. Yeah, they look great. Dude, these are. And they feel great, right? I mean, I feel so much lighter, my posture's better, and I can't believe it took this situation for me to get a reduction. Yeah.

I don't have to wear a bra. It's fucking great. But here is the turn of events that I should, I'll just get into it. Is that okay with you? Whatever you want, yeah. I'll just, I'll tell people because I, you know, why not? I don't know, I've never hit things and I don't see a reason to, and I'll just.

So anyway, yes, we did a surgery to remove the cancer, and then we did a reduction, and these are gorgeous. And I'm so pleased, but I'm gonna have to get a pair of fakers. So they didn't unfortunately get everything. And after we did the first surgery, they went through the material they took out, and there's still some left.

So mommy's gonna have to go back and get chop chops, both tetas, but then I'll get some really nice fakers. So I will have four sets of tits in my lifetime. The originals. The originals. These. These, the reduced, and then a temp track, they're gonna put in like temporary ones

so I won't be flat. And then the final result, which I'm super stoked for. But I don't want anyone to be alarmed, don't be alarmed. It's contained, it's nowhere else in my body. And after this, I should be right as rain. And I feel positive about it. It only took me, what, nine days to come back after my surgery, and what did you say?

I told you, cancer's kept. But what did you say about it? Sorry, what was it? After I told, I go, it took me nine days, and you said? That's right, well, it only took you two more days than God, so there you go. Wow. That's what's up. That is what's up. Because this cancer is like the Taliban, it's so sneaky. more days than God. So there you go. Wow. That's what's up.

That is what's up. Because this cancer is like the Taliban. It's so sneaky. I know. We didn't know it, it didn't show up on MRI, it didn't show up and then. It's incredible that it has this behavior, as the doctor said.

The silver lining, if you will, is that you get anesthesia again. Fuck yeah, dude. And the pills were pretty rad. And I gotta yeah, dude, and the pills were the pills ready rad and I gotta say You were a little selfish with the pills You were a little selfish with my pain. You didn't ever go like you want an oxy, you know, you'd never offered That's true, but but that's because you were the person taking care of me Yeah, but I didn't want you to be high a little high. I can't handle being high a little bit. I mean, what do you want? I got all kinds of shit. Just toss me an oxy every now and then.

Just hook me up. That is the best part about this is now I can be better. What do you have right now? What's left over? A pill dependency. Um, a lot of muscle relaxers. What do you have in the, what do you have in the oxy department? They're not, they don't give it to you. What do you have? Stop dancing around. I got some five millies bro. Yeah, I got a few. Okay. I got a few homie. Are you taking them all the time? No, because they they make your poop shoot back up. Okay.

So I want to do that. Maybe we get home today and you go, hey, you know, it's a nice day. Would you like to have a little kick you down? A little nightcap? Is that what they say? They used to say kick you down back in the day. Never heard that. I'm gonna kick? They used to say, kick you down. Never heard that. I'm gonna kick you down. Okay, well kick me down.

All right, homie. Kick me hard. I know. Kick me twice in the ribs. Kick me once, kick me once. Yeah, so anyway, but I'm stoked to get fakers now, like now that I've wrapped my head around it, because it's like, it is a disappointment and a shock

to have to go back again, but. Under the knife. Yeah, it's like, you don't want to do that. And I keep, so my surgeon's pretty cool. I have two surgeons that are working on me and they're awesome. And I think they've done great job. Crazy part.

What? Both are women. I know. You're like, did you go to medical school or how did you do this? It's crazy. But. It kind of is, cause I'm so sexist too,

because back in the day, it was all dudes. Yeah. And now these, and they're all concerned with like, you wanna conserve your breasts, you wanna have sensation in the nipples, and I'm like, really? This is new. I was like, what, did you guys read WebMD

and just show up here? How do you know this stuff? Yeah, how the fuck do you? And they're like, no, it's medical school. I was like. Yeah, they're so sensitive. Okay, so. So yeah, I know it's a shock and it's disappointing.

But I'm fine, dude. I'm like, I'm gonna just fucking do it. I think it's gonna be a pain in the ass. But I'll be okay and I'll be back in action. And like, the fuck, dude. The fuck, bro. I got the Taliban in my tits. Can I play you something to change your mood?

Yeah, are you kidding me? All right, let me open you up here real quick. Daddy Reese's mouth loves to wreak havoc on you women's butt cheeks. Ugh. This shit is big time! Who was wrong? That's nice. Thank you. That nice? No mom in the fucking stand!

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I was out of town. What did I miss? Well, that's a lot of sandwich, the Manwich. Manwich sandwich, yeah. You really chomps on your. Clit. Yeah, that's super hot, dude. Thank you for sharing that.

Okay, so I've been a little high on drugs the last like nine days recovering. And yes, I've been a little bit bored. So I bought the kids a hamster, right? This happened a while ago. And then I thought, what's better than one hamster? Two hammies. So right before surgery,

I bought us this fucking crazy hamster dude that like we had it in a box on the way home from the pet store. It chewed through the box. It chewed through the box on the way home. That was cool. This thing is crazy. And so we have had three hamster escapes in the house. And the first one was just like

total fluke. The second one, the kids let the cage open and you were not pleased. No, I did not like that. You don't like that. It made you very upset. I mean, I'm not a big fan of this family of pets. This type of pet is not one that I'm excited about. We can't have dogs or cats because of allergies. I understand, I know. Alright, we have our son, one of our sons has allergies. But like, then knowing that it's free and it just really makes me uneasy. And then I leave and you're like, oh I got a new...crate.

It just brings me, it brings me, look, I don a new crate. It just brings me, look, I don't do well with feelings, especially feelings of sadness and depression. And I was like, fuck it, you know what? I'm gonna buy another hamster. I know, but you also decided to buy a new home for the hamster. Yeah, let me show you. So this is actually the third cage.

The third cage, and it is enormous. Look at this fucking. That is taking up half of the room now. It's called the hamster habitat, Tom. It's more humane than a cage. And that's just for one? That's for one hammy. That's the savage hammy.

That's the savage hammy. So you came home and you found hammy in that. But the reason was, so that fool got out a third time. Remember? This is what you haven't told me. Yeah, bro. So remember you left and the search was on. And you found?

For Hammy. Yeah, you found it. Now I didn't tell you what went into finding Hammy. Wait. This is the time you said, I found it. And I did. Yeah. But it took a little prep work.

So, oh my God, dude, you didn't even know this. We were at dinner. We were at dinner. You were sitting, right? It was here, here, and didn't even know this we were at dinner We were at dinner you were sitting right? It was here here and then Jane was sitting next to him and we're eating and I fucking here Like scrambling like it's in like that and It's in the walls. It was in the walls right next to your fucking head when you're Wait, how did you know?

Because right before you came to sit down for dinner, I heard it scrambling in the walls. What do you mean in the walls? So you know our dining room table? Yeah. Right behind you is that wall and that cabinet. There's a wall right behind you and then the front door. It's not a full wall, it's like a little partial.

Okay. It's like a... You mean if you're seated with your back to the front door? Where you were sitting. Yes. Or the head of the table? Yeah, the head of the table where you're sitting when you're in your back is to the front door and our big dining room table. Yeah. There's a piece of wall and I-

You heard that. Heard it and then I was like to Jane, I go, you cannot tell Tom that this fucker is in the walls. He's gonna freak. Because this is the third escape and you're gonna kill me. And I've already bought this crazy hamster. This is crazy. You're gonna divorce me.

And I put a Christmas tree in our room too, by the way. Did I mention that? There's a Christmas tree in there. Yeah, you put a Christmas tree in there. But anyway, okay. There's the fucking Christmas tree. There's my Christmas tree in there. Like I've already, I'm off the deep end already

with this cancer shit. Like I'm losing my, I'm already doing stuff to feel better. That doesn't make sense. So we eat dinner and Jane and I are just like praying that you're not hearing right behind you. It's like a comedy. It couldn't be funnier. It was so perfect.

And you're telling, we're just like, so tell us about the thing, Tom, and right behind your fucking head you don't hear it. And then so you leave and to Brian, I go, look, we got to get this fucking hamster out of the walls before my husband gets back. He's going to be furious. So he calls the guy over. So first of all, when you have like rodents in your walls, the exterminator won't drill holes in the walls.

So we had to get a guy to come over and drill holes in the walls, the exterminator won't drill holes in the walls. So we had to get a guy to come over and drill holes in the walls. What? Yes. We fucking drilled, dude. We drilled holes into the walls. Where? You know the front door?

Yeah. That wall is right to the right of it. We drill a hole in that wall. And then on the other side. And then they patched it up before you got. Wait, so hold on. So so so so we're all like, OK, I hope this fucking hamster comes out because otherwise it's just going to die on the walls.

And we're waiting for the exterminator to come, but he doesn't come until the next day. So we have this night of like, please let this hamster come out so we put food out we're waiting and i'm i can't sleep because i'm so codependent and i hate when you're upset with me like i can't handle the feelings of you're upset and it makes me so mad at me and i've got to resolve this so i'm up at fucking midnight, high on oxys, looking for a hammy and my tits are hurting and I've got a flashlight and I fuck, I find it, dude. I find the hammy by the kids' room. And I'm like-

So it did come out. It did come out. We lured it out with treats. So it came out of one of those holes? I'm presumably so. How did it get into the wall? Do we know? We do know.

We found there's a tiny little area under the cabinet. Okay. Just a tiny, you know, they only need an opening. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And that's how it got in there. And it got in the wall. Did we plug that up? Don't know.

You know what I'm thinking about right now? Divorce. No, new Christine. No! New Christine was just here. She would never have tricked you like that. She never would do this to me. Dude, they patched it up so that you didn't, you never have to know. But I thought it was just here. She would never have tricked you like that. She never would do this to me. They patched it up so that you didn't, you never have to know.

But I thought it would be funny. I would patch up the original entrance. Yeah, we will. We'll get on that. The level of fucking deception involved here. I just, I hate when you're mad. I hate when you're mad. It makes me so uncomfortable.

I'm not mad. I'm not mad. Anyway, do you like my Christmas tree? So I put this in the room to make me happy during all this bullshit. I should also say, because we want to welcome you back and I'm excited that you're back, that the fans have been reaching out. Oh, so nice. Thank you. Very sweetly. Tons of messages I got. In person, I did a bottle signing signing a lot of people at the bottle signing were like I hope Christina's tits are getting good Thank you, and then a lot of messages came in of support. So yeah, I'm very grateful. Thank you guys So my articles that all you have to do is eat Tom scrum, but no

It's a good point. You could have been healed We're gonna rough we're gonna rough anal gangbang this tit cancer to smithereens mama. You could have been healed. Oh, Mr. Collapicals. We're gonna rough anal gangbang this tit cancer to smithereens, mama. You got this. Yep, that's from Mechanical Pencil. I love it. Christina's gonna beat cancer like Tom Beetser down the stairs when she doesn't wanna hear.

Peter Madsen, thank you. This is amazing. See, can't wait to hear how Bert makes us about him. Oh, yes, they've been getting many texts from the Christchurch. They're very supportive. Very sweet. It's a very insightful one. I got a mammogram baby. Tony John. Shout out to Tony John. Hate from your white blood cells. Medium titted animal just doesn't have the same ring to it.

No. Very funny. That's true. I get a second opinion that Scanner was probably a Lenovo. Good point. This is Captain Marcel, my tits went down. My tits are no longer mountains. Bye bye. Fucking A, that is so funny.

Did you try thoughts and prayers? Of course, I laughed with that one in real time. Beating fucking cancer like Ike beat Tina. What lumps got to do with it? Very funny. Ta-ta there, titty cancer. I love it. Look who wrote that, RPC.

Well, he was one of the first people to send me a lovely video. What did he say? Don't give up. Don't give up. Don't give up. You're gonna beat it like I beat my meat? Free Manny! That's Manny! That's Manny the Tool Hostage.

What? Wow. A celebrity in the comments. Thanks Manny. Wow. I hope you got some new snap-on tools this week, Manny. Oh, that's so cool. I'd love to see a video reviewing them. Titler strikes again. Oh,. Oh, that's so cool. I'd love to see a video reviewing them. Hitler strikes again.

Oh, Hitler, that's good. Well, that's great. Thank you. I mean, obviously they all love you and support you. It's been very overwhelmingly supportive. I really thank everybody for reaching out and sending us. I went on my own path. I wanted to welcome you back.

I wanted you to feel joy getting here So I meticulously went through a series of videos Sent them to Zolo and I said, please have this ready to welcome Christina back I think this will make her feel like she's home again and on the show. So here you go Wow. That was a killer find. Yeah. Yeah. That was amazing. Yeah.

Oh, I like his pants. Yeah. Oh. Yeah. This is great. Good? This is a whole, for those people just listening, this is the lane of men who want to just show their faces and bodies and then they don't know that it's a video. Or they just, yeah, they don't really know what they're doing at all. I don't even know that they want to show something.

They're just like, what is this? And then they go, upload? This is so good. He looks like one of the guys in Get Out. I don't even know that they want to show something. They're just like what is this and then they go upload He looks like one of the guys and get out he looks like the gardener yeah You know right who ends up being like her and he does have a weird smile. He's like oh My god. Yeah, the guy yeah that guy. Holy shit. I think it is him and then then he smiles all weird, you know? Dude, that's him. Fucking... Bro, that's... I'm still high on... I'm high on meds, but I think... Yeah. I think. Pretty cool. Very cool.

He does have pretty eyes, though, that guy. But do you you like these are good videos, right? I love these. These are my. Oh yeah. He looks like our hamster. There's Chipster. What the fuck, dude? That facial hair is wild.

I was going to say, how does he get it to go out? Does he sleep on his face? Also you have a few chest flakes that have fallen from your beard. Oh my God. He needs to wipe those beard flakes off. Geez. Yeah, I don't know how they,

how do you get it to grow quite like that? The hair. Dude, how does it go? Like, I just don't want to be this person. It looks like a monkey's asshole. His lips do. It really does. I know. It's perfect. No, she's amazing.

A woman. Very rare. Very rare. Very rare. Good fun. Chewing gum is also a cool touch. I like that a lot. Well there you go. Welcome back. That was amazing. There's the show that you know so much.

Thank you so much. I was waiting for that. I am really happy to be here at your mom's house. I have to say this show keeps me so going and makes me so happy. It's fun right? It's the best. It's the best. Going and makes me so happy. It's fun, right? It's the best. Yeah, it's the best I want black talk man. All right You're in your mom's house again, I

Feel like you could get it. Oh, I'm just somebody would sure Probably not the most thoughtful person, but someone would do it. yeah. Do you think, but he's touched, right? Yeah. I'm just making sure. You need a reminder? I can't tell. He could just be slow, but do you think he's like touched or just slow? And do you have to get it from another touched person to make it legal?

Like, is it legal to have relations with someone that's touched? It's legal. Some people frown upon it to the not affected person. They'd be like, hey, what are you doing? But no, it's not illegal. If you're looking to like connect to people, play matchmakers, you can go ahead and do that.

Josh, can you Google it? Is it legal? It's definitely legal. Are you sure? Yeah, there's no laws about that. There should be laws. They're like, they're childlike. Can you Google it is it legal legal? Are you sure? There should be laws they're like they're childlike no, that's fine. I'm married you Yeah, oh

No, read it yeah people with Down syndrome have the same legal rights and responsibilities as other people in relation to sexual activity including the right to express their sexuality freely and form romantic relationships. Just to be clear, I didn't have any question about this. I was not curious. I knew that this was not a law. However, people with severe learning disabilities may be legally considered unable to give consent, which could apply to a small percentage of people with Down syndrome. Okay. Well, I think this guy just being like, I want dicks in my ass.

I think he's all right. I feel like if he can say that. Yeah. Another thing, because I know you've been in bed, you've been resting, you've been recovering just in case you were neglecting

the lower half of your body. When the penis go in, the men don't feel it. They say, where I am? They cannot feel it. And that is Sunday, they feel that hmm my white chain already Lady they have to learn exercise And they have to learn how to squeeze the egg and pull to strengthening the line to get it back more stronger

Because woman muscle can be loose when woman don't practice. You gotta practice. The vagina is too loose. When have baby, it's very loose. When up to the labor and everything, the menstruation stop and everything. Oh. Now when the man make love with the wife again, they can see the big difference on the woman. Because it's too loose.

Too loose. So they have to learn how to contract the ovary uterus and vagina. They have to do the practice. So this is something that I was thinking that while you're laying in bed, you could work on so you don't feel like you're not doing anything. Yeah. How did my resting period affect you? I remember on vacation, you were very upset that I was sleeping until 10 a.m. And by the way on my TikTok a lot of the people sided with me in the comments.

I don't think that's real. You think it's just robots? Yeah bots do that. So anytime someone sides with you it's probably a bot. I don't believe that that's real maybe when I'm under this time we can have her do my bluffs and My vagina great idea and my tits and fix your nose and then you're done my nose. Yeah, what's wrong with mine? It's very bulbous. Really? Yeah, I would get your nose eyes Pull this back. Yeah, pull this back. Mm-hmm. Should I get bigger cans? I mean, these are like hungry tits now. What are you doing? Imagine a pig with small tits?

No, it's imagine a- I mean, I can still go back to being your big titted animal. It's not too late, Tom. You remember Tina. I do remember Tina. Those were ideal. Can you do triple h's? I can do whatever I want. Here's the deal man. Yeah, if they're fake

It's I guess not as heavy right on the back Right, like I don't know unless i'm wrong here. I wouldn't have to wear a bra. It's the bra that hurts really. There you go Maybe i'll get huge cans. Hey, don't Tease me with a good time I think i'm i'm very supportive now. You'll see a lot more of me with a good time. I think I'm very supportive now. You'll see a lot more of me if you do that. All right. Let's do it. Okay.

You want to take a quick titted break? I can't wait for this guest. I know. I love him so much. And actually, he was like the first person I called when all this should happen. And let me be the first and last to say a good riddance to new Christine Yuck We'll be right back

And we are back with one of our all-time favorites. He is absolutely fantastic He is sitting in give it up for Duncan trust. Oh, thank you. Thanks. Thank you First of all, it's fantastic as always to see you. Great to see you. You look younger. Thank you. Your skin looks clearer. Thank you. You look thinner.

Thank you. And more muscular. Thank you. What's going on? Well, I have been doing a men's shaming retreat. It's incredible, it's new research. You could look it up. I think Stanford just did a whole study

on how shaming helps you lose weight, build muscle, build character. So yeah, we go out to Peru. Wow. We drink ayahuasca. And these aren't shamans, they're shamans. So they shame you. Oh my God, like what a loser you are.

Oh, look at you, you fat, stupid, fuck, how could you be a dad looking like that, you fucking piece of shit. That's awesome. And you're high as a kite. And like they will piss on you. And the urine helps the skin. Yeah, that's what I was gonna say,

your skin is so clear. Oh my God, like after the first day, my acne was gone. Wow. Yeah, and I'd already started developing like abs. By the third day, I was like getting kind of ripped. And it's incredible. And even though your body's changing,

they do not let up on the shaming. Like he calls me sometimes. And he's just like. Fat ass, yeah. You're still a piece of shit like it's in you Come out again you know Some of that stuff here, I don't think you even have to go you could probably do it here in Austin, right? Aren't some of these guys in Austin as well. Yeah, there's a really good shaman

They like flies in like every few months and yeah It's the same thing because I try to get Rogan to do a men's retreat and he was like, what? And I was like, it'd be so fun. Like kind of go and you like, you let your feelings out, you know, you cry. And then I guess the whole thing is like, you know, they tell us that when you like, little boys are sometimes discouraged from crying, right? Don't cry. That's for chicks. Chicks cry. And then this retreat, I guess here is that they, they encourage Chicks cry. And then this retreat, I guess here, is that they encourage you to cry, and then as you start crying, they go,

you're a fucking bitch. That's fucking cool. That's what they did. They lured us in. So the first day, you have been humiliated, shamed. They, I don't know how they did it. They found my porn history. Oh my god.

So they're using that against me. And then, so everyone's broken down. And so then they're like, okay, that's the end of this part of the retreat. Now we're all gonna get together and we're gonna weep and sob together. Because everyone's feelings have been massively hurt. One of the guys started to kill himself.

Yeah, it was nuts. And it's easy to shame someone who does that. Well, that's, that leads us to the sobbing group. So, but like now you're, you're with a bunch of dudes and they take you into this clearing. They're burning like nice incense, frankincense. And you think it's these masseuses are coming out to rub because you're stressed, your shoulders are tight.

And they start massaging you as you're sobbing and then they start squeezing harder and harder. And they're like, just like what you said, you're a bitch. What the fuck is wrong with you? Like you're a man, you're out in the fucking jungle weeping. What are you doing? Look at you fucking assholes. You spent all this money on this shit?

What about your family? What about investing? You're such a fucking pussy. You have to go out to the jungle to get humiliated and then they're just, just start choking you, man. And that's how you go to sleep the first day. They choke you, you're unconscious. The kind of cool thing about this kind of retreat

is that it feels really confusing too. That's gotta be nice. Yeah, it's... Because you don't really know what's going on. You were encouraged to do something and then you're ashamed for it and then you're like, what the fuck is going on? Probably shocks your muscle groups as well. The adrenaline. The gas lighting. Yeah, the gas lighting causes, like if you do enough gas lighting, you get these involuntary, they call it like hostage twitches, because it's something that shows up and people have been kidnapped. You just start, your muscles start shaking and that shaking and twitching, that's what tones you.

For sure. That's so cool. That's so cool. I'd love to go. Come to the next one. I'd love to go. You will love it, it is like, yeah, it's rough, but it's not as hard as exercise.

And if you get results, who cares? You get results, that's all that matters to me. And it's nice because we've also mentioned some of these groups here in Austin where the men just get together and cry like homos, but what you went was like an added component of fitness, which is really cool. Okay, yeah, so you're talking about

like the classic bittern tree. Yeah, CBRs, but see, now the CBRs, they, what's interesting about them is they don't realize they're like right on the precipice of getting like hardcore ripped. Yeah. If they, they're, they're just, I imagine they're, you know what, they remind me of like, I don't know, like, like bitch pussy monkeys or proto-homet. It's like, I'm sure that when humans were evolving, there must have been like not a Neanderthal, but some kind of version of human

that was just like a classic bitch. And so, but wanted to make fire. And like has sticks and is like kind of rubbing them together, but then like, it's too hard. And then they cry and they were about to make fire, but they didn't. So yeah, the CBRs, they're just on the cusp. As soon as somebody gets in there

and starts humiliating them while they saw, we are gonna have a generation of hardcore men. Ripped dudes, yeah. Ripped dudes. So cool. Being ripped is really what it's all about. Well, I mean, that's a part of it, but guess what? I can't feel anymore. After these retreats, I can barely feel anything.

That's the best part. All up here. Like you have to go up here, because it's so humiliating and it's so bad. You go up here. That's awesome, dude. It's so much better. No emotions is a great.

Nothing, blank, like just a hum of blankness. And have you found your alcohol consumption or weed intake to be higher because of this? Oh, you know, before, well that's one of the shaming things is the tequila night. So like, you know, I love to drink, but like I can't drink a bottle of tequila. No. You can now.

Well, yeah, you better believe I can, I have no choice. Like you have to do it. they like like punch me so hard I fell on the ground. I don't know if you've ever been like punched really hard Yeah, like a guy was in prison like they punched different very different It hurt and I'm laying there and like this is before I learned how to disassociate I can disassociate any time I want now. I can just not be here Yeah, and so and then like I'm shaking and then they just pour the tequila into your mouth.

You have to swallow. If you don't swallow, they stomp on your nuts. I got one nut left. So it's like, I just drank it all. And now I can drink, I can smoke, I can do any drugs. It probably hits your kids a lot easier now. It used to freak me out. You know, but that's one of the, they

they give a workshop on that. Yeah. Cause like a lot of soft men don't hit their kids. You could say pussy. But yeah, I mean that's the other that's was one of the classes is you can say pussy. Like cause a lot of dudes are afraid of like pointing out like who a

pussy bitch is. You know what I mean? Look how immediate you're there. I'll chase somebody down. Dude, if there's no one around to see and I see a pussy bitch, like I don't even want to. It's like born identity shit. Like this bully springs out of me.

I chase him down, tackle him, rear naked choke, fucking mount their face or whatever. We need a city full of guys like you is what I think. 100%. You know what they say, strong men make slow men, slow men make dumb men, dumb men make pussies, pussy men, pussy men make, I can't remember what they make, but somewhere down the line you can get like sociopaths.

Yeah. And that's what you're looking for. I think what you're describing is what's happening in a lot of Eastern European cities. They have that kind of men bread, you know? What do you mean? Like tough fucking feeling. Oh yeah, that's true because what you're describing

is a lot of the guys I grew up around, even my own family. You're describing like most Hungarian men, I think is what she's saying. Well, I mean, yeah. God, Zernag Ville was the, he discovered this whole process. Oh, okay, so it kind of originates from there.

Yeah, it comes from there. It's so funny. Yeah, Zernag Ville. Is he Russian, Slavic? He's mysterious, no one really knows. He he Russian, Slavic? He's mysterious. No one really knows. He lives in a tower out there in Eastern Europe in some kind of dark tower, like near, I don't know, a cursed forest.

I don't really believe that shit, but they say he lives up there. It's so fucking weird. It is fucking weird. It is weird. Well, I'm glad that you're in therapy. I know she's been really high lately. She doesn't let me go in the toilet if I have to go in buckets and bowls so that she can Drinking yeah, yeah. Yeah. No, it's just like oh you're in therapy. Yeah, that's all I've been doing

Yeah, I mean listen, it's though. It is the way I mean the Golden Road Yeah, none of the fucking it's so funny because every time we bring it up to the doctors They're like this is nonsense and then we realize how uneducated they are, which is a funny moment, because we're like, oh, did they not teach you about this in medical school that you went to? Oh, they taught them. You know what they taught them? They said, don't let your patients drink their own piss because they won't be coming back because they're going to heal. And then we're not going to have insurance companies sending big checks to us. Bingo! Yeah.

That's just look at your doctor's face. Anyone watching this, the next time you're at your doctor, say, hey, I'm thinking about drinking my own piss for the next couple of weeks, and look at their face. Look at that flash. Because their face tells you everything. Or your oncologist, when they're like, you should probably do chemotherapy or radiation.

What do you say? No thanks. No, I'll inject myself with my own piss. I'll be better in an afternoon. And they're just like, in their minds, they're just seeing, oh fuck, like the upgrade I wanted to do on my yacht. I'm not going to be able to afford it. Exactly.

There goes that vacation I was planning. That's it. Yeah, it's simple, simple things. Humans have been on this planet for so long. And there was a time when there was no water here. No water. All we had to drink was piss. And that in the Bible is when people used to live

to be 800, 1000 years old. Why? How do you think this fucking evolved? It was because of piss. Why? Because of piss drinking. It is in the Bible. It's gotta be.

It used to rain piss. Jesus used to, yeah, oh Jesus. You know, cause everyone knows this and I don't wanna like, everyone knows this. I'm not trying to edge Lord here, but a lot of books didn't make it into the Bible. And so if we look at the stories of Jesus, what do we see?

Healing, healing. But they leave out how he healed people. Look into it. It's out there, you can find it. Drinking his blood. I mean, it's out there. You can find it drinking his blood I mean, it's all there his fluid bonding blood. Yeah, that was not the true last upper cut themselves open You're gonna piss in a bottle, but that is ancient Hebrew word I think that I think it was a mistranslation they said in the Old Testament that blood is actually urine. Yeah, right

Yeah, and what's the word? It's Greek. It's blood is fanatos, and then urine is pistreus, which is where piss comes from. Wow, that is crazy. Yeah, and it sounds like completely different words. Oh, hey, there's new Christine. Oh, hey! That's new Christine.

So I have a question for the super, super hot guy on the left right here. Oh, yes. What? So what was your porn history? Oh my god. Oh god. My porn history is like 99% missionary position

and 1% women enjoying sex. And out there, they just hated that. They hate it. Like you're supposed to be into anal and like BDSM and stuff. And so that's why they were like humiliating me with that. Like it's just- Cause you were into like square shit, right? Yeah, I mean, I just didn't want it like, you know,

before I went to these retreats, I would watch porn and I would think how many of these people are human trafficking victims? How much of these people are like, don't want to be there? How many of them are moms and have no choice because they need to get insulin for their kids? And so my idea when I was pleasuring myself was to find, you know, missionary position. Like, because like probably, you know, amateur missionaries. Amateur. That was my...

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. This is all very fascinating, but why is, why is this Christina still here? Like I thought, I thought new Christine was gonna. Yeah, I don't understand why this is happening. The boys. They just put me in here and put me to work and I'm so happy to be here though. But I did have another question for you. Sure. What is that in your cup? Is that the piss that you've been saying that you've been drinking? Oh my god! Yes it is! Because this is how you know that you're getting healthier, is once you start drinking your own piss, your piss turns this color. When you cut out the devil's spit, which is water, placed here by the devil,

to trick people, the deceiver, then your piss turns this natural healthy brown. And you also do a little red bull still. That's okay, probably, right? This is piss too. Oh, you put it in there. Yeah, I put it in there. I would love to try some of that later. Oh, I'd love to give you some of my piss.

I would love some of yours too. What is happening? Does nobody, this is- Well, I'll tell you, the guys were saying that she has great ideas. I don't know, he was- What ideas? Well, but it's a vibe too.

It's like the place feels like- It feels lighter. Yes, like I walked in here and was like, I don't know, something's changed. It feels good. It feels like the sun is shining into the studio. This is crazy, I've never done this before, and I guess I'll do it now.

I usually consult with people, but you're the new executive producer of Thank you so much That is so cool that is cool. We will learn the ropes I think that the guys said that they've really taken to you right like yeah Oh, yeah, I'm gonna have to show her the mute She figured out how to get onto the mic or something. No shit experience in the field already. How are you with googling? Googling

You do you like googling, you know, um, I mean I'll google some stuff But I can't a little bit sidetracked sometimes and like I'll end up looking something up and then it'll be completely totally different I'll end up looking something up and then it'll be completely totally different Are you guys burdening her with like hardcore tech stuff like it's her first day easy man solo Are you okay with this? Yeah? I mean she's great. Yeah, she's really bringing a lot to the table She's really gonna pushing buttons. Yeah, I love pushing buttons I mean you just tell me which button to push and I will push it. Okay, Jesus Christ day one She's already doing that shit. I'm telling you I've had to train people to do what she's already doing in ten minutes That's awesome. It's pretty crazy. It's impressive Wow, I said maybe our best hire first office when you walk in

That's your new office. Oh My god, thank you. Yes. You're a leader. Thank you. You gotta come drink some piss with us. I wanna do it, I wanna do it. I can't even imagine what you'll be like when you stop feeling.

Can you imagine? Like I just feel like I normally would be like asking like, do you think this is a good idea to people? And I just felt it this time and I just did it on my own. I feel like it's because I was spending time with you honestly. Oh yeah, it's still aura. I mean, I'm not, all of us have it when we come back.

Like we, when we're around dudes, you know, they get hard. I'll take it a step further. I'd like for you to come on the road with me this week. Okay, um, Tom. Oh my God, what a great idea! And I'll tell you what, you can open the shows. What are you talking? You can open my four shows.

Yes! Yay! And you know what, if you wanna go out to dinner with me, I can help you work on some jokes or something like that. Oh my God, totally, that'd be really good. That'd be really, I'd like that. Great, just have her get a tight five going and that's fine. Yeah, no problem, it's easy by the way.

What's a tight five? Ah, it's just, I will talk about it over. You'll figure it out later. I will talk about it over a nice, cool glass of ice. Super hot, okay, cool, cool. By the way, because I noticed you put ice in it. Yeah. So is drinking it cold or different than drinking it warm?

100% and it activates it more. The cold activates it. So that's, you always have to put ice in your piss. Okay. Don't drink, I mean, you could drink warm piss, you're gonna get 10% of the energy. That's where probably everybody fucks up. Yeah.

100, yes! Can I tell you something? I think that's why they didn't, that's why this cancer is still in my body. I was drinking it warm. Yep. That's you're just not getting all the benefits. You know, it's like when you, when, when I go hunting, which I started doing after the retreats, a lot of hunters, they will take down the prey.

And then they will like take the the skin off and remove the organs Remove the meat and process they call it processing Yeah And you know you might as well just throw it in a dumpster because you're getting none of the prana None of the life energy in the flesh so I hunt with knives only Shakers and like, you know, I... Do you do blow darts? Like, pfft. Yeah, I will do a blow dart from time to time. Like if I miss with the daggers, which is very rare.

Oh my God, that's so hot. Thank you, yeah. You gotta come hunting with me sometime. But you take it down with a dagger. It takes a lot of daggers, by the way, like to take a deer down or something like that. It's like you have to, like, I stand above them and have to like throw daggers at them for like six minutes before they die.

But then you just dig in. You eat the meat raw? You eat the skin, the meat, the eyeballs, squeeze out the remaining urine, and then you cover yourself in the blood, and then you lay in the sun for 20 minutes and sun your taint. Yeah. Basically I don't want to get scientific. Yeah. Oh my god for sure.

Like I have so much I could teach you. Wait but Duncan you can't go on a date aren't you married? You have a wedding. He's got a wedding. She didn't mean she oh great oh I'm sorry so I guess guys can't be friends with ladies in your world That's wow your problem. All of a sudden. What's my problem? You guys are both married. You're married to me Do you know that yeah, baby, I don't know I don't feel good about you taking new Christina because I watch her pee and she's in charge of The shows now. I don't know babe. We got to talk about this after the show. I don't think it's a great talk Oh, we could all three have a talk

Cool talk Every morning she comes that's the new thing that she comes in the morning. She pees in the into a bucket and then we Throw ice in there. Yeah, I think that's a good, like a. Ice it down. Can make everyone feel better in the office. Great idea. I don't know what's happening. I feel way better with her in the control room. I just feel safer, that's all I'm saying.

All right. All right guys, this is insanity. Later today. What is happening? You go home, she and I will come over and we'll figure it out. Let's, all right. So, are you a fan of pranks? Do you like pranks?

Yes. I do too. There's this thing where the foreign countries take pranks to such another level that is basically not allowed here. Like what? Well, there's like... I don't know if you've ever seen some of the shows that are abroad when they go like, this was a prank But this has become my favorite one That I've seen where this guy I'll just play it for you and then we can we can talk about it But that guy's being pranked on the what? Oh my god, he's chloroform in for me.

Oh. Here's a camera. It's a funny, funny bit. He's not good, dude. He's not good. He's not LOLing. He's having a heart attack. Yeah, he can die. That was terrifying. Look at him, he's gonna puke!

Oh my god! He's like, drink this piss. Make yourself strong. He's trying to get his body back together. See that smile? Yeah. That is the smile of submission. Once you gaslight at that level, shame him down, he will do anything they want now.

They own him. They do. Yes. His body went in, he's full PTSD from this experience. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. That's right. Which I assume you do too from your retreats. Oh my God, I have so much PTSD now, it is crazy.

You're like a fucking war vet basically. I mean, some people say they wake up screaming. I scream through the whole night now. I scream and sleep. That's so cool. How is your wife handling this in your children? Soundproof room. It's more like a soundproof kind of casket that I sleep in. You just scream through the night? Scream sleeping. Yeah.

That is cool. How do you feel when you wake up? Are you just adrenaline? So good. I jump out of that soundproof casket and I am ready for the day. That's awesome. I only need two hours of sleep too. Oh wow. I used to need. Perfect.

Two hours of scream sleeping equals 16 hours of regular sleep. Wow. Pussy sleep for eight hours. Oh yeah. Oh yeah, we call them hibernating bears. They just, oh let me get in my comfortable cave and sleep for eight hours, you fucking pussies.

You're wasting time. You should be working all the time. I know that a lot of North Korean laborers, after they get out of camp saying they prefer concrete floors with no blankets and no pillows, because they got used to that. And that's how you really get good rest, I guess. They don't wanna bed. We have gotten used to that and that's how you really get good rest, I guess. They don't want a bed.

Well, we have gotten used to soft things in our culture. So feminine things. Yeah, thank you. Feminine things, pussy things, bitch things. That's like you go into someone's house. It's like a museum of bitch and pussy furniture. And it's like, you should see my house now. It is like just concrete, and that's it.

That's awesome. No furniture. You sit on the floor. All gone. It's just concrete, and we've got a basket of like, of just what the sailors used to call hardtack, which is like a really tough bread. Wow. Wow.

That's a tough diet, because you're only drinking your urine and eating hard bread. Yeah, tough diet, huh? I mean, listen, I don't mean to be a dick, but like, I guess the way I feel must be the way like a time traveler feels going back to caveman times. You know, cause it's like everyone is so off

of nature's plan. You must feel like the world is just full of idiots because you're one of the few that kind of is doing the right thing, right? No one gets it really. Yeah, I mean, you know, I don't want to say yes, like basically idiots, but also I think of it more as like people who were born into a Luciferian brainwashing system. Where do babies sleep?

In a crib? In a crib. A crib? You're going to put your baby in some soft cage. Are you fucking kidding me? Because what do babies do when they wake up? Cry. Scream.

They cry and they scream. Why? Because they're in that soft crib and what they really are wants to be on a concrete floor. That's what they want. Oh my God, you're so funny. Thank you. You are so funny. It's ironic.

It's like ironic. And I guess in a way it's funny. I mean, to me it's kind of tragic to think of all the babies with their little soft diapers that dilute the urine with chemicals. It's true. I guess there's like, if you really want to raise a warrior, you make them sleep on a floor.

Even the girl babies? Yeah. Even the girl babies. Like why would there be a difference? Yeah, what do you want? You want your girl to be like a little bitch? I guess not. I mean, this is the thing like Uh at these retreats there's a set it's like actually like On so many signs around the camp and it's they have speakers everywhere where they like talk

And one of the things they say over and over again is a hole is a hole Because like that's the other problem look at the ancient Greeks. Oh, yeah, what did they do you're reminding my fuck city? Will Will has a lot of insight that I don't know if you know studied with him yet So I just went for a run, did some workouts, some push-ups. I'm just pulling back my foreskin and I'm just waving my hummus cannon around that shroom. I'm sniffing. There's a very subtle pheromonal primal secretion of apocrine pheromones underneath the foreskin and from the sides of the glands and the, what's it called, the scrotal sac.

And it's really interesting because in ancient Sparta, the men were constantly working out with their foreskins forward. They would wear this little thing called a kynodesme, K-Y-N-O-D-E-S-M-E, which in English means dog tie. And it was a string to tie their foreskin forward. And then the foreskin underneath would get very, sweaty during the workout during the naked wrestling etc. And then they would go and shower together and they would pull back their foreskins and you get this very rank primal masculine

theromonal release from all of the mushrooms in the bath house after they wrestled naked in the gymnasium. Gymnos means place of male undress. And so I find it really interesting. Men are really missing out on that aspect. Like there are, you know, hockey dudes who get naked, they pull back their foreskins and then they'll shoot their hummus onto a cookie, but it's always done in the dark in a sense of like in shame and secrecy.

Let's bring these rituals back into the light, back into the sun. Let's get those mushrooms out and sniff, sniff, sniff and bring in 5D, right? We need to activate the pheromones into the olfactory sense. Hell yes. I love Will Blunderfield. Will Blunderfield there. He's with us.

He's with us at the retreats. He's always been there. So, I, so just so you know, I've seen his evolution. Yeah. From complete bitch into this perfect version of a man. 350 pounds, no beard. After the second ayahuasca shaming, full fucking beard. Look at his skin.

Look at his eyebrows. Dude, it's weird because your beard is identical to Wilk's. I thought that was you. I wish it was me. Thank you. You're very kind. I'll never, like honestly, like I wish that I had evolved as much as he has, but probably the beard similarity is because one of the exercises is we, you know,

smell the shaman's mushroom. And that creates a similar beard. He actually makes this point, I mean, I'm sure you've heard at the retreat, but I didn't realize it. He says to like, if you don't like Play with your friends nipples or like sniff his taint or like yeah hold his cock or massage his balls and wrestle Then if you don't do that kind of stuff you kind of are gay like it's hundred percent

Gayer to not kind of wrestle naked with a guy percent because the ancient Greeks used to do that before battle. Yep. They would suck each other's nipples and build the musk on their penises and screw it on. And those are the straightest guys. Yeah. So like, if you're like, I don't do anything

with other guys, then you're probably gay. I mean, I'll tell you, if you really want to talk about, like, gay, like, it has nothing to to do with like, you know, gay would be, I don't know, smelling a flower and being like, hmm, this smells so good. That's gay. Right? Yeah. But smelling a man's taint before you go into a bloody fucking battle, there is nothing

more masculine and hardcore than that. Yeah smelling a man's taint. Yeah smelling a man's foreskin Giving the man your seed to empower him while a man behind you is giving you his Seed, you know, this is what made this country great Yeah, and we have lost it friends. We have lost it. We gotta get back there. Thank you I remember these are to get political Hey, what's where you're going? Sorry You know what?

You're in need of an attitude adjustment and you are the one who's gonna take care of that fucker Just relax just go with the flow Wow, guess what? Wow. These dudes are straight. Oh of course. They're mechanics. Yeah, they're mechanics. Goes without saying. Well, you know, I hope those are the people working on my car. Yeah. Because they're gonna do a good job. Yeah. After that, they're just getting ready to work. That used to be in America, in the factories that made our country what it is. Every morning, 6 a.m., that's what you would see. Like, exactly, World War II era, yeah. Those were the people making the tanks. The bonding ritual between men.

And the camaraderie, I imagine, it builds. It's just got to be unlike anything else. It is like magnets. Like you, it's just once you connect in that way. Okay, so obviously all humanity derives from semen, right? And so we have been gifting women with our semen for so long. Without anything really in return. Well, yeah, I mean, yeah, what do you get back?

Like a baby or something? But when you, so if it's that potent, that semen has made every great man, Winston Churchill started as semen. Yes, he started as semen. As his dad's balls. Now if his dad had gifted that semen to a man instead of a woman

That man would have become Ten times better than Winston Churchill. That's so true because he's a man already exactly Wow So you kind of are wasting a lot of your semen on women. I mean, yeah You know, it's not if we're like, no, I don't take offense I mean, yeah, you know, it's not a waste. If you're like, I'm straight. No, I don't take offense. It's not a waste in the sense that, you know, we do have negative population growth in this country.

But up until the point where we go full automation, which is coming, we still have to gift the semen to women a lot. That's true. Yeah, I get it. But, you know, it is a time will come where that will be more of a sort of hobby. I wanna say this too, I mean, we all face our mortality all the time, but the two of you have been faced like the... We're cancer buddies.

Cancer club! Cancer club. Here's a man, I wonder what your take is on this man who is older, but also is facing the same type of thing. Here you go. Like a beautiful woman to come and make love to me and to the point that I had a heart attack and died. I'm not afraid to die. What I'm afraid of is that I can't die the way I want to die. Yep, amen. Dying should be a normal thing, and they should have a company.

You call up a company and say, listen, I'm 98, and I think it's time for me to go. I'd like a beautiful woman to come and screw me to death. Hell yeah. Until I didn't have any more energy and I was dead. That's awesome That would be a good way to go out having fun and glory and happy and

I'm sure I'll have that worked out. Yeah, even if I have to go to Switzerland This is one last shot. One final load. Nobody wants to talk about death. I think this is my dad. I love his crown. And that shouldn't be. It's just a normal part of going through life. You know what's wonderful about this? Is that when you're 13, 14, you're kind of in the midst of puberty and your hormones are going out of control,

you think to yourself, when I'm 98, I hope I die, busting a load. Yes. And then you go, you realize as you age a little bit that like, well, that's kind of a ridiculous fantasy. It's so nice to see that somebody's actually at that age and it's like, no, no, no, that's still how I feel. That's exactly what I was thinking.

Cause like the idea is like your sex drive atrophies and you know, but it's like that guy is so horny. He's 98. He's like somebody fuck me so I can die while I'm fucking. It's really inspirational. It's beautiful. But he's still driving and he's lifting weights. He's got the crown.

He's got the one eye. He's still doing his shit. That's rad. You know, he doesn't know it, but he came up with a great idea for a business. For a visiting angels of death. Whoa! And obviously, this is an Amsterdam idea. Urine angels too.

Do urine angels. This is like Amsterdam should be embracing this idea. I don't know, I think one thing he's not maybe thinking about is the experience of riding an old man's cock until he dies. Like, you know what I mean? I don't think he's really, he's really like the idea of like being on top of a, but you know, when he's gonna, when he's gonna think of it right now, now that you're planting

that seed, I think right now he's probably like, Oh shit, I didn't even think about that. I could go out in a way that I kind of wanted to and also be super masculine. Right? Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. I mean, I would just think like probably he should like Why does it have to be a woman doesn't like I think like, you know What would be better than going out as an old man? with a warrior Riding you into the afterlife like like a horse like a Pegasus into heaven like you should reconsider Mm-hmm, but I don't know that it would be, like, I think watching someone die while you fuck them... Well, here's the deal, man. My grandfather died during sex. Had a heart attack.

So my grandmother was like half his age. She was 50. She was 25. And it happened. That's tight, right? Yeah. She never remarried. It did traumatize her. Like imagine like you fuck your spouse and then they just roll over and they never wake up. That's what happened. He rolled over though. He rolled over and had a heart attack and he died.

Yeah, but he went out very happy. But he was happy. He went out happy. Yeah. It is kind of, I mean. And then she dressed up my uncle like a little girl until he was five. So I'm just saying maybe there were some weird things after.

The trauma wasn't... Right. You know what? That's not his problem. He's gone. It's true. That's your problem. He's down the road.

That is an interesting way to say goodbye. It's just rolling over and down. I mean, it's bad enough when you have sex and you're like, all right. Good night Yeah, but he was like fucking out of here. Yeah dead. Wow, that is really intense. I wonder how often that happens I don't really happens with some frequency. It's not that rare. No an older happening right now. I can see it's happening right now Yeah, so why don't we just died? What do you show? Duncan what's you know, it's in your folder here? What is in my folder? Your talks, man. Oh, TikToks, yes.

You know, as you know. Oh, yes. I like to showcase the marginalized communities. Yes, a nice spinning it. I love these. Here we go. Hi, princess. That's it, huh?

That's it. So. It's fucking, and you know what? That's the first person you see when you die fucking somebody. And he greets you man or woman with, hey princess. And you're like, oh shit. This is the pearly gates I was just on a call with nine other men where we were completely nude And we looked down at our jewels We gave loving affirmations, and we have conversation

With ourself yeah with our genitalia the extension of our heart The extension of your heart many men afterwards claim that this felt so natural It's felt like this is what we should be doing as men having conversations. Yeah, our whole body About the shame that we have about the good we have about the love and the power that we hold That our whole body holds. It's not just exclusive to our biceps, it's the whole package. And this is what we're doing in the Bro Dojo. So if you'd like to consider joining the next round,

we're already three weeks in, we've got another nine weeks to go, but if you'd like to consider joining the next round, send us a message on the Bro Dojo, and we'll be sure to put you on the wait consider joining the next round, send us a message on the Bro Dojo and we'll be sure to put you on the wait list for the next round. Jesus Christ, is this one of your buds? No! No way!

He needs a shaman. Yeah, this is feminine. We don't do that. Like when it's like, when we all have to look at each other's dicks, it's like, oh fuck man. Humiliations. Oh my God.

Like I can't even tell you the humiliation I got. Like it was brutal. And is there a way to humiliate everyone's dick no matter what it looks like? Like, oh, like my massive cock. Like I was, when it was time, I thought to myself, at least this is something they won't humiliate me for. Sure.

But the problem is I've broken my cock, like four or five times. And of course, once you get to this certain level of trauma, you, I don't even know why, you get like an intense erection. And so they started calling me zigzag, zing, broken fence, winding road, like oh did the snake get run over by a motorcycle, like that kind of. And they broke you again, they broke you again, right? Karate chop, the shaman was like let's add another

fucking break to this thing and just chopped it. Ow. Wow. Did you get to go to the hospital or is that too pussy? Yeah, I wanted to, I was you get to go to the hospital or is that too? Yeah, I wanted to I what I was like begging to go to the hospital I can't get a wreck now That's awesome, but now you feel like more of a man. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I have a pump. Yeah, that's so cool God, I love this stuff. You gotta come cool. God, I love this stuff. You gotta come. That's sexy.

That's it. Yeah, it's just and who's it to? Don't know. It's just to the world. It's just to the world. That's fucking scary. He's amazing. He does this every day. Hey, beautiful. Hey, Prince. That's it. And that's it. Just hey, hope. Wow. Not even hope. He's got fans though, right? Here's the problem with this one. He doesn't Not even hope you're having. I bet he's got fans though, right? But here's the problem with this one. He doesn't even hope that you're having a good day. Right. He doesn't even like wish you well. Yeah. It's just the high.

Hello. Yeah. It's like, where is he? What is that place? Right? That's like the island of Dr. Moreau. He's like somewhere in some island, guaranteed. You're right.

He's got a nice sun tan. He's enjoying his summer, but he's lonely. He does have a great setting. He is right. That is a beautiful setting. Yeah, he's in a beautiful, beautiful place. You got one piece of the puzzle down. That is a great backdrop, sir.

Wow. Wow. That looks totally natural. So for those just listening, this is a face This is a Russian face left doctor I found yeah Looks good She slept with sleeping pills In other words, you were really comfortable.

She's saying it was great. Nothing hurts. That's the doc. He's happy with his work too. He should be He's like Look at the sides So high level

Reduced the ear lobes. Yeah, the ears more young Wow. That's a regular post-operative period beautiful It's crazy that he wants to show himself Yeah, he's very proud of his work. So Yeah, I mean I get it. Is she that's like a She it looks exactly like a mermaid. Okay, so here's the crazy part cuz I've been following this Russian plastic surgeon. Mm-hmm Her outcome is really good. Is it really? It's wild So really cut to like I think it's like two or three months and she She looks really good. Does it settle? Yeah, because she looks like a cartoon. She looks crazy, but it settles

The only thing is you can't see the the side So that's the telltale sign of a facelift is right here by the ears and she does cover it with hair So I imagine all this stitching is not great, but she looks really good I have to find it and send it to you solo. I'm going in for mine in like, what, three weeks? Are you really? Yeah. What are you going for?

I'm doing a facelift, and then I'm gonna do blephs, nose, lips, jawline, chin, and just pull the ears back a little. Just freshen them up a little. Just a freshener. He's so soggy. His face looks saggy. Yeah, that's great, man.

I'm proud of you. That's really cool. Yeah, thanks, man. I was, you know, it's so soggy, his face looks saggy. Yeah, that's great man, I'm proud of you, that's really cool. Yeah, thanks man. I was, you know, it's like 45, I feel like I wanna, I told him I was like, make me look like, I don't know, like 25. Hell yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's a,

I was doing the hair too, obviously. Are you gonna get plugs? Gotta get plugs. Are you going to Turkey, or are you gonna do it local? Well, I'm doing the hair in Turkey, face stuff in Moscow, and yeah. And that's gonna cut into my surgeries coming up. I got a couple of-

Well, we're both having surgery. It's like, that kinda makes sense to have your- Yeah, you can't do your surgeries. You can't do both at the same time. Oh, here she is. That's her now? Wow! This is her before.

That's before? Hold on, that's day one. Jesus Christ. And then she looks great. That's six months later. I think she looks really good. That's you in a few months, man. Jesus Christ. And then she looks great. That's six months later. I think she looks really good. That's you in a few months, man. You gotta go to Russia.

Dr. Bilnyatbyobostot. Wow. Yeah. Dr. Botigyov. And it is a great time to visit Russia right now. It is, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, just took the whole family there. Yeah.

Dude, she looks great. That is cool. Kids loved it. They did? Yeah. Oh my the whole family there. Yeah. Dude, she looks great. That is cool. Kids loved it. They did. Oh my God, Red Square. We were gonna do Afghanistan. And that's, I heard that's really adventurous.

Oh, and I'll tell you, in Afghanistan and in Russia, everyone's like, oh, they don't like Americans, or they treated us like kings. Wow. Oh, like, dudes, we didn't even know. Pull up in a van, took us on this whole trip through Afghanistan into a cave system, which was incredible.

Yeah, intricate. Oh yeah, intricate. It was like, it was amazing. They like left us in this cave, up in the mountains, the whole family. I guess it was like extreme hiking or something. That's so cool. We had to find our way through the mountains, the whole family. I guess it was like extreme hiking or something. That's so cool.

We had to find our way through the mountains. It was badass. That's the fun part though. She's been like reluctant to go. Well no. Oh, you gotta go. I know, I know. And I heard there's good soup in Kandahar.

In Christ, it's the soup capital of the world. I've heard of this, yeah. They're chowders or something like. Kandahar chowder. Yeah. So this is not I've heard of this, yeah. They're chowders or something, like. Candle heart chowder. Yeah. So this is not, this is just a still? That's a good video, huh? This is just a, this is on TikTok.

And he's like, my preference is Asian slash brown women. And it's just his puffy face. What the fuck? That's it, that's it, that's it, that's it. That is crazy. Be honest. Is that what I look like right now? That's what you're going to look like after the work.

I mean, it's an aspiration. Yeah. Do I? No, man. Yeah, just a little bit. It's like looking at twins. Yeah, it's tough. You look great, man, but you're doing it.

In the morning? Okay, just full disclosure, in the morning, he does look a little like that, like puffy, you know? Just from the night of drinking, and he eats a lot of high sodium. It's crazy that we both have the same preference, and we're both like the same look. Oh, wild!

That's interesting. So that implies like a genetic. A genetic thing, yeah. DNA. Wow. Oh yeah. Oh, this feels like maybe what you did too. Is this from your retreat? I don't have to watch it a little bit. Oh, maybe he just got shamed. Yeah, it depends on why they're

crying. Maybe they're probably looking at their stupid little dicks and then they're like, your dick is soft and gay and then let it out, let out the tears. It depends on where their fists are too. Like when we did it, they would fist us while they shamed us. I don't think it's a, I don't think they're shaming that guy. They would fist you. Oh, well, yeah, because, okay, neurons are in the heart. We all know that, like, we don't just, you know,

they're not just up here, they're in the heart. But all know that. Like, we don't just, you know, they're not just up here, they're in the heart. But what a lot of people don't know is in the taint, there are almost as many neurons in the taint as there are in the human brain. Holy shit. Well, and it's nice to connect pleasure sensuality with tears and crying.

I think that's an interesting link. You know what I mean? Yeah. You get into like another traumatic, high-level dopamine, maybe a scary situation, and you get aroused, and it's kind of the perfect thing, right? Yeah. Like your home invasion. You know, someone kicks the door down, shotgun, and then you're like, holy shit, I'm fully

erect. Like that's an interesting- Like just you saying that. Is exciting. I disassociated and got erect. I could never do that before the retreats. I'm going. And also it's nice to have this level of cortisol in your body at all times. High level too.

It keeps you ready. It's good for you. Fountain of youth. Yep. There you go. Fountain of youth. And I'll tell you, the other thing, when you cry, they've trained these vicious weasels that are attracted to your tears. So weasels, like if you cry at these retreats,

a weasel will be clawing at your face and like biting and licking at your tear ducts. So cool. It's fucking cool. This is awesome. Hello, beautiful lady. This is a great match. That's it. Lady this is a great batch It's a long stare after

My algorithm is carefully curated. I couldn't like anything remotely normal for weeks to get these Does it work? Like isn't it worth reaching out? But does it work? Like, isn't it worth reaching out? Because I think if you keep posting videos like that, it implies you're getting responses. It works. It works for me.

I'm curious to know where he is, what he's about. Is he in Europe? He looks like he's English maybe. Wow. I don't know, I like it. I think we could probably get an answer back for you. So you just hold on to that curiosity. Okay, I'd love to know.

This is such a- I have been laughing. Listen, Duncan, you are the absolute perfect guest for this moment. Thank you. I'm like, I've laughed this hard in a long time, so thank you for being here. God, I love you so much.

I love you too. I'm sorry you gotta go through this. It is not fun. It just, it is, it is obvious. Let me ask you this. How many pets should I buy? Pets? Well, I'm depressed.

She's bought two pets already. Two hamsters? Which should I get into next? You know, I think that I would probably go like pregnant guinea pigs. Ooh, that's a good idea. Oh, so you could be there for the birth of the. Oh, that's a good idea.

The gift that keeps on giving because they give birth to so many and then they will fuck. You can just end up with a house full of guineas. So fun. That'd be rad. Yeah, it's the sound at night. There's squeaks at night.

Especially if I can get you into scream sleeping, which would be very good for where you're at right now. For healing. I heard that's good. Because the guineas will scream with you. They're like, you know, you howl around certain dogs, they start howling. Scream around guineas will scream with you. They don't just, they're like, you know, you howl around certain dogs, they start howling. Scream around guinea pigs, they start screaming.

That's awesome. So this, ugh. It's a great idea. I gotta tell my surgeon about this, my doctor about the scream therapy. Female surgeon, by the way. In addition to urine. She's going to a female.

Yeah. Should I switch? Oh no, that's fine. Two of them, I have two. We should talk. Two female, and they're not white. I also, you were that's fine. Two of them. I have two. Two female and they're not white. I also, you were fantastic as always. Thanks for having me back.

I also want to thank the new president and executive producer of YMH, New Christina. Congrats, New Christina. I'm not dead yet. Yay. Yay. You're the best. So excited to be here every single day with you guys. We're so excited to be every single day with you.

And just to even it out, if you've been going through anything rough over the last few months, I'm sorry. Like my heart's with you, whatever it may be. That's really thoughtful of you. Thank you. Yeah. All right.

We will talk soon and we will drive together soon. Bye. Thanks for coming. Thanks for having me, I love you guys. Thanks for being here too, Christina. Bye guys. Oh yeah, thanks Christina. Yeah.

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