Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura - Return Of The Roach w/ Josh Potter | Your Mom's House Ep. 708

Episode Date: May 17, 2023

It's an instant classic episode of YMH with Tim Segura and Christine P! We start off hot with some J stuff, wild movies that couldn't be made today, and Christina wonders if she could take a ho year on a military ship for a year. We review a medical quack's tweet about Pig Norm Summerton, give an update on the Enny VS Ryan basketball game, and hair transplants.Then we welcome friendly neighborhood comedian, podcaster and cockroach, Josh Potter! We discuss best strategies for Only Fans, some cool dating tips from a cool guy, weight loss motivation, Lady Gaga, and Josh reveals that someone finally made him come! We introduce Potter to Blind Bob and learn more about the blind community and finish up with some TikTok curations from Christina!https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinaponline.com/tour-dateshttps://store.ymhstudios.com/https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast

This week on Your Moms House. As the kids say, those girls belong to the streets. And she was like inappropriate question. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. What are you trying to fuck me, Dad? Ha ha ha ha. You came. I have done it a couple times.

What? What? Welcome. Welcome to Your Moms House. Hello, this is Captain Marcel. Yes. My sister went down. I'm going down to the mountain.

Welcome to an episode of Your Moms House. It's fucking morning. Hey. It's fucking morning. You know what I mean? And we're here and we're queer and we're ready to get used to it. So. I miss Captain Marcel.

She was one of my first TikTok finds. She was an OG, yeah. And she was like, my sister's trapped down the mountain. Yeah, I'm going to get her. Yeah, and then she would. Thank you. And then she'd be like, it's hot out today, like the wasp-ish guys, but you must hydrate as well and eat your food, eat your spaghetti.

Yeah. And you're like, that's really good advice. She was sweet. She was a sweet person. I just got him. A woman of the people. Oh, by the way, remember on our way, I was like, oh, you remind me of that thing. I got to see if he responded.

Yeah. He did not respond. Stop it. Do you want to give a version of that story that we can tell? We can tell publicly. I mean, it's pretty astounding. It is pretty astonishing. You know when somebody owes you, yeah, and you go like, hey, what's up with the O?

And then, you know, you gave it like a grace period, and then they don't respond. They don't respond. That's just one of those things that's happening right now where I'm like, you know, I'm not trying to, it's like, it's not like I can't continue. I can't pay my bills, but I'm like, hey, you do owe me. Yeah. Well, and I think the first insult is that that person didn't initiate contact at first. Yeah.

No initiation. It's been three weeks since. Yeah. And you're like, you could have initiated like, hey, I'm aware. Check is in the mail. Like, you know, when you lie to people and you're like, check's in the mail. Yeah, something. Or at least a, my bad.

Yeah. You got to do the act or something. Yeah. You always got to at least be like, oh, it's coming, man. Like you just, something to string them along. Or I'm embarrassed that I haven't. You know, you Shyla. Your people invented this trick.

Wow. We're starting off hot today. Jeez, man. But yeah, like acknowledgement of like, he loves it, but look at him. I love you. I was going to pull out my new glasses, but I'm going to wait because you're such a good sport about us making fun of your heritage. And I really.

Heritage. Yeah. You're Irish. I'm not a racist just because I say the N word in a video. Okay. So. I love when any shakes his head like, no, no, no, yeah, mommy. So that's the best movie that is the fucking it's so it's, I like this movie growing up.

I know you're not supposed to anymore, but he takes, he takes tanning pills. That's the premise to get into Harvard. He's like, what's up, my brother when he shows up to places and they're like, black as shit. Like nobody can tell and they have a scene where there's a pickup basketball game and they're like, you, you're good. You thought you'd think that a movie like this couldn't be made now. And then that guy did make a guy made a movie about that he's a radio host. You remember this?

Laquisha. I do remember. Oh, yeah. And here's the thing. The backlash was so immediate because like the idea, you know, you go, you go, you couldn't make soul man now, obviously. And then this guy's like, I made Laquisha. He put out the trailer for this and the trailer was so wild that you couldn't find the trailer

anymore. Who did this again? It was this, this dude, that guy, that's the guy that made it. Is that trailer still playable because they, you couldn't find the trailer anymore. It was so amazing. No, see if you could play it from there because I had a play button on it. Like, can you play that? It's like tiptoes.

It's one of those cool movies. Yeah, tiptoes, but tiptoes also seems, it seems made up. This is real. This is not an SNL sketch. No, I remember when this came out and I was like, that's not even funny. It's not even well done. And he was doing radio, but he was like, you always seem to say the right thing to just the right person.

What's your secret? I'm really just talking to myself. I don't charge for my advice. Well, you should because it was amazing. I saw this and I thought of you. You will be a hit in no time. Welcome to the Joe Show. I submitted myself to a radio station for my own show.

Congratulations. They rejected it. Well, congratulations then. You weren't right for your own show. Jason skipped it. You need to get the money for this school. 13,000 a semester. That's me.

That's me. It's your own show. I was a black woman. I'd be perfect. She's brilliant. I know. Get her in here. Look what you don't need.

The biggest thing in radio, but I still need my anonymity. You know this? It's not a crime. It's theater. You live with L'Oquisha. What's your problem? Hi, L'Oquisha. It's free.

Oh, I ain't talking to you. Not the way you sound. Next caller. You go, girl. You just be good to her. If you good to yourself, you can be good to others. Don't be too good because the police will come around. Yeah.

Where did you get this? I got another job. Doing what? Consulting work. What the hell would you know about being a white guy anyway? I know quite a bit. L'Oquisha is a brilliant role model for every African-American woman on this planet. L'Oquisha!

Like the whole city has a Poesha mania. I am L'Oquisha officer. What was that? I think I might be a black woman trapped in a white man's body. You need to talk to L'Oquisha just because she's a... Yeah. It's so stupid. Yeah.

It's pretty wild. Yeah. I mean, here's the thing. You know what? Also, you realize you're like, how the fuck this gets made? I think he paid for it. That's how you get to make those. Yeah.

Yeah. Because everybody else will be like, you're not gonna fucking make it. And if you're like, I'll write the check, they're like, all right. Yeah. I mean, part of me feels bad. Because what you want is for someone to, it's an independent film, written, produced, directed, and starring. Yeah.

Jeremy Seville. It's wild that somebody involved wasn't like, you know, this is a real bad-eyed. It's really not gonna go well. You know what I mean? Yeah. No one pulled him aside. Like if this were my idea... Yeah.

Let's fix it. How do we fix it? Well, at some point I go, I want to do this. Just somebody in my circle of friends, family, like work, like somebody to be like, just be like, hey man, this is gonna go really... Yeah. No one's gonna like this. Just do a thing like Tomer Black where you just like get it out that way.

You know? 100%. Have like a little bit on your show. You don't have to make a whole movie about it. The thing that just, it just smacks of too many tropes. Yeah. The white guy that's like... Like the trailer is really...

If I weren't a white guy, I could be successful. Like first of all, that's so stupid. That's such a trope. And then the humor is not even good. No, the jokes are bad. Like is there a... I don't know. Like could...

He should have had at least... Who could make this? Well, he should have had... I'm trying to fix it. The thing is that he should have taken the nut of the... Like the seed. Right, the germ. Yeah.

And you go, okay, now I'm gonna write it with a black woman. Yeah. Right? Well, then all like the jokes that are tired and repetitive and feel like, oh, this joke's been done a million times, like the tropes and the... Yeah. All that gets washed out and the story becomes a different story. Yeah.

But the problem is it's a white guy's version of like a black woman says, hell no. Yeah. And then you're like... Yeah. You know? Yeah, it's a white guy's version. Yeah, that's the problem. The movie Tootsie, where Dustin Hoffman played a woman.

Yeah. And it was... It's still is. It's better pussy hurting the whole... The whole thing, he's like, my period. Yeah. Chicks are dumb. I got railed last night.

Yeah. But what was brilliant about this movie is that it didn't focus so much on the drag element and it got into the nuances of what it was like to be a woman in the 80s. So there had to be a woman involved. I hoped. It was brilliant. It's still good. I mean, look at the writers and producers.

There's got to... If it's that well done, it's either an absolute genius of a man, which there are many because we're the smart ones, or... Okay. Let's see. Let's see. Tootsie. It's still good.

It's a good script. But we don't know if we had women consulting behind. Oh, Elaine May, Uncredited. The film was adapted by Larry Gilbert or Barry Levinson. Elaine May. Yeah. Larry Shishkle. Well.

I don't know. You don't know. But they did a good job of that. Yeah. This thing... Like that trailer seems... So bad. Like it would be...

If that trailer was starring Duncan Trussell, you'd be like, this is the funniest fucking thing I've ever seen. You know what I mean? Because you know what he's doing. That's how you fix it. Yeah. But you'd know it's a bit. You know, he made a trailer for a movie that doesn't exist.

The part of this thing is like halfway, you're like, there's no way this is real. And then they're like, no, this is a... We made this film. And it's like, what the fuck. Okay. But then real talk. Yeah. How many dads out there were like, that's great.

That's really funny. Well, yeah. I mean, I'm sure my dad would be... Dad humor. If my dad were around, he'd be like, have you seen Laquisha? Yeah. You know, black women really are like that. Yeah.

I think my dad would like that too. He'd be like, they're so true. They are so loud. They're honest. They're loud. Okay. Do you know what I had in my head the other day? Yeah.

Okay. Show big sassy broad. He's like, oh, okay. I don't, I don't play that big sassy broad. Oh, Kevin Sennos. He goes, yeah. He goes, okay, get you two piece, you three piece of papa's, whatever you got. The best thing is that he had a flat expression.

He was like... Okay. Big sassy broad. Hit his button. He's like, okay. I don't, I don't play that shit. Okay. It's just always...

Always. Deadpan. It was the best. Okay. I don't play that big sassy broad. You are so big. Okay. You can't tell me how much you weigh.

Okay. You can go on with your papa. That's what... Your bow jangles and... You don't hit with your knife. Yeah, you can go on, get you two piece, you three piece papa's. Look it. I said it to myself the other day, just walking around our house.

Okay, go on, get you two piece, you three piece, papa's. Yeah. He's a version of Laquisha, right? Because he's straight up honest advice from a sassy black man. Rest in peace. Gosh. I can't believe he died. I know.

It's such a loss. I am truly, I'm not glad. I mean, I like that dude, that he's gone, but that he did die fucking. He was fucking someone. Yeah. And that's pretty cool. That is pretty cool. That is pretty cool.

Rest in peace. All right. Love you buddy. Here we go. Uh-oh. Big sassy broad. Why would you take your kids to get out of school? Work 40 hours a week for an ID use to pay off a mortgage for a girl that's just gonna

leave them and take their kids anyway. That's retarded. I'd rather my kids smoke, dope, have fun, go fishing, fuck heaps of miles than that. Oh, that's ridiculous. Unbelievable. Entrepreneurial. And that school is not entrepreneurial. It's fucking, it teaches them to be sheep, right?

They should be out imagination there. They probably would never work a day in their life. They'd figure out how to get what they want. Pussy. Catch you later. Cool dad. Don't bring anyone loving to this. It's kind of dad you want.

Yeah. Welcome. Welcome. Welcome to your mom's house with Tom Segura. Christina Pajitz and Christina Pajitz. Welcome to your mom's house. Meow. Meow.

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Meow. Meow. Thank you for girls, for pussy. Drop out of school, smoke weed, go fishing and get a pussy. It sounds right to me. That's what you, that's a dad. That's how we teach our kids. Yeah, so I want my boys to grow up like, you know.

I'm wondering do I have a, do I have, I've had this cool new sound board. Yeah. I wonder if I had a Kevin. How do you love push even? How stoked are you to have a whole new set of buttons to push? I know, no.

What is this? He loves buttons. I love my buttons. He loves, he loves his buttons. He loves his buttons. I don't remember putting one in there. Okay. So I don't think there's one.

There's this classic videos thing that's pretty rad. You know? Pretty great. Just having fun with it. Good morning, Julia. Yeah. So, yeah. It's classic.

The desperation is already in the voice. Yeah. Just at that opening line. Good morning, Julia. Yeah. It's me. Me, Joe. Me, Joe.

Pussy. Um. This is what your dad would have been like if he had a boy. I was kind of thinking that. You don't need school. This fucking bullshit. This is stupid shit, yeah.

It's kind of true. My dad was like all about having fun. Like just getting to that vacation and letting loose. You know? But he worked really, really hard. He was a business owner. He did it. He did the right thing.

And then he just wanted to fucking party, you know? Parting's fun. I respect it. Yeah. You know? He's got that DNA, he's still alive. Still kicking, getting drunk, getting faded. Fucking chicks.

Yeah. Yeah, dog. In his 70s. Yeah. What most people want to do in their 70s, you know? Still get after it. Still go for that dopamine drip that you really have to fucking. You guys squeeze that on.

You guys squeeze to make it drip. And you're like, oh, there it is. Yeah. Yeah. Man, so how are you feeling? I know you were fighting in Fallujah last night on the night before you seemed tired. Oh, I'm sorry.

Did I hit assault? Did the mission not go as planned? It did. I just didn't want to think about it. Are you traumatized? Yeah, I lost a couple of brothers, okay? You step on some IEDs. What happened?

Sometimes you can't just, you can't cover everybody, you know? There's a lot of action. There's a lot of things going on. Okay. I'm sorry. I didn't know. So speaking of military.

Yeah. What? We talked a while ago about banging in the military when Brian Simpson was on. Yeah. And this email came in and it sounds pretty great. Okay. Hi, mommies, just wanted to let you know

where people have sex on Navy ships. As a former sailor, I can confirm I was never as hot as when I was in the Navy. Maybe a five or a six in the real world. Once I stepped foot on the ship with all those horny seamen, I was a fucking 10. Though I was not someone who fucked multiple people on the ship, a boat hoe, if you will,

I did meet my now husband there. And we did it wherever we could. There are lots of small spaces to meet up that have locks. And since we both had access to locked spaces, we did it in a variety of said locked spaces behind radars in ammo rooms, top secret storage. I don't know where the dummies that didn't have security clearances did that,

but it was for sure being done. Thanks for making such a great podcast to get me through my workday piss on me, beat me. Can I tell you what this makes me realize? What's that? Dude, fuck college. I should have gone straight into the Navy. Yeah.

Been a boat hoe? Hell yeah, dog. All these like hot, straight guys. Try it out. They're all like in good shape. And she's right. If you're like a five or a six, bro, on a boat. No, it's true.

You're Marilyn Monroe walking around there. They're losing their minds. Yeah. But then you're just, I mean, you're just a rag doll too, you realize that. That's cool. That's cool. I could do it for, can I do a gap year in the Navy?

Yeah. Like. A gap, a gap come year? A come year, yeah. Like I get out of high school. 1994 is when I graduated. Yeah. And I'm like, I just go on a Navy boat for like a year.

I mean, I don't have to join, I don't have to join. Maybe I could do like some other kind of civilian job. And just stack your body count. You just want to fuck like 30 sailors. Yeah. Jesus Christ. Everybody knows too, that's the thing. Yeah, they'll talk.

Everybody knows, they're like, that's the whore right there. That's where we fucking all make our deposits. And they treat you nice when you're walking on the ship. Kind of walking, but they're like, hey, what's up, Christy? Yeah. How you doing? Yeah. Come out.

Yeah. Yeah, cause every, every base that I would tour on, they would be like, oh, there she is. That's the, that's the one that bangs everybody. Yeah, yeah. There's always that. You would find out when they're like, oh yeah. You know, like someone would say your nickname.

And you're like, wait, what? Yeah. I have a nickname? They're like, yeah, you're the jizmop. Yeah. And you'd be like jizmop. Chris Jizza. Yeah.

Thanks. And then you're like, how'd I get that nickname? And they'd be like. Yeah. You know. You know. The fucking commander gave it to you. Here's the good news too.

Like they're all like 18, 19, 18, 19. It's the height of their sexual prowess. So imagine if I should have gone into the Navy for like just a ragdoll year, it's what they call it. A ragdoll year. Yeah. And they just fucking. It's just pump and dump.

Yeah. Yeah, it's 18, 19 year olds. They're ready to go at all hours too. It doesn't fit. Like that's the best part. Talking like good specimens. Yeah. Cause I went to SF.

I was an SF for college. Like a lot of those dudes were like, you know, doing side stuff with other dudes. Yeah, really? Yeah. Cause like, you know, a lot of bisexuals and gays. It's just like the gays up there. It's a while to a while to kink. Yeah.

So especially with like the AIDS scare, I was always like, God damn it. You know, I'm always afraid of messing with dudes if they're with other dudes. That was a real threat back then. For sure. So I should have just gone into the Navy. You could have had the,

you could have had the whole thing where you have a year of just really, that's really sexually liberating, you know? I know. Would the Navy let me do a come year tour? Cause don't like, once you're in the military, you're not, like they tell you how long you're there for. Don't you have to like four years?

I don't have to give you a year. That's what I'm saying. But what if I were to sign up as the come dog for the Navy for one year? And you're like, I volunteer. They honestly, you're just going to surprise you. They frown upon that. What?

Yeah, they don't actually celebrate that. That's weird. I think you should have just been like a porn girl for a year. No, that's public. Oh, you got to keep it private. That's the difference between women and men. You would want to be a porn star for a year?

Well, sure. Because then everybody would know. And women would want to be like, I've never done anything. Of course. I'm a lady. It's like, no, you're not your fucking whore. And do you want to know what's interesting too, Tommy?

What? Is that all the girls in college that were whores back then, like even now they have kids and husbands. And I'm like, yeah, but you're still a whore. Yeah, of course. Because I knew you when you were a whore. When a whore, like if she's a whore in her heart, that never leaves.

Whore is in the heart. Yeah. That's in your wiring. Yeah, it's in your DNA to be a whore. So like, can a whore ever be a mom? Yes, they can be a mom. Yeah, but they're always a whore. But they're always a whore.

But they're always a whore. Yeah. Even on their death bed. In their 80s, there's still whores, you know? Look at this old dying whore. Yeah. That's what the doctor comes in. He stuffs his dick in her old mouth.

Stop. Oh. Gives her one last. Here's your final bit of medicine. That's before you go to the other side. That is so stupid. It's true. That's so stupid.

It's true because like my friends that, I mean, you know one of them. We went to her wedding and she was such a hoe. And like, dude bro, like I see her shit on Instagram and I'm like, bitch, I know you. Like don't fucking pretend with your fucking smile. No, she's got like kids. You know?

You said don't fucking smile? Yeah, cause you're like, you made dick run that mouth back in 1998 hoe. I lived with you, bitch. You know what I'm saying? I'm like, I feel like they're just playing the part of like a nice lady now. Cause you know them in their youth

and that's like the core identity. Well, as the kids say, those girls belong to the streets. You belong to the night. Is that their song like that? You belong to the city. That's the first iteration of a girl that belongs to the streets right there. Yeah, it's funny cause you know,

the truth, here's the thing about hoes, right? Yeah. They're a necessary part of the ecosystem. Of course. God bless the hoes. They're necessary, but the truth is the sadness, the other side of this, is that no one really wants to be with a hoe.

Hoes are supposed to be the temporary. You're supposed to be discarded. You practice on the hoe. Yeah. And she, because she's not, she's giving it away. See men want you to be a hoe with them only. If they're with you, they want you to be a hoe with them. Yeah.

But they don't, if you're like an actual hoe, they're like, all right, but I'm not gonna love this hoe. Why? Cause she does this with everybody. I know, and you can't trust her with your heart. Cause she's gonna. You can't trust her with your heart, that's right.

She's gonna stomp it to the ground. Yes. But I feel that way about male hoes too. You should. I don't find it attractive when I would hear like, oh, I've had sex with hundreds of people. I'm like, I'm still fucking sick inside. Because what it does is,

when somebody has those numbers, what you realize, you know, this is gonna upset some people, they're damaged anyway, so who cares? Yeah, it's the chairs. Is that when you have those numbers, you realize that that person really doesn't respect themselves.

If you don't respect your body, you just give it to anyone, you don't really respect yourself. So why am I supposed to respect you, you know? And then some of them try to sell the, I'm just like. I'm liberated. I'm sexually liberated.

In my culture, that's my favorite. Like culturally, where I'm from, we have a different approach. No, you're not. We're all people, and we're all wired actually the same way, you know? You can be comfortable with like nudity, but the fact that you just give yourself

to people is because you're damaged inside. Damaged inside. And even like. Are you a cum slut? Yeah. And I always think to like, what's in it for a girl to have a one night stand? Because you're like, you're just gonna jizz in me,

and then that's it, and then bye, and it's not even, I don't know you well enough, so we probably can't have a great sesh. Probably not. I mean, what, I think what it does is that it fulfills that, usually that guy, in most situations, that guy's gonna be really nice to you. For that.

He's gonna express desire and stuff, yeah. So you get that feeling of like, I'm so desired by this person. Yeah. You know, it's probably not gonna be the greatest, because like, they don't know you that well, they're not gonna be able to. You don't know me?

Shit. I don't know, but I mean. You don't know me? Yeah, it's not gonna be awesome. That's what it's gonna be like. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. It's gonna be that on your face, you know?

No fucking thanks. Oh man. Yeah. Oh man. It's true. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know, but I could have done it for one year

and then nobody would know, because it would be in the military and then I'd just come back to the mainland, take it back to the homeland, be like. Being the conversation that we're having now, do you think that would make you feel better? Would you feel good about it, you think? Dude.

There's shame about it. Honestly, like, okay, can I tell you something? What? Let's just talk real talk. If I could take STI's out of the equation. Yeah. Like, really? Yeah.

Pregnancy and no STI. Yeah. I got nothing to lose. You don't have anything to lose, but it's like the other side of the conversation we're just having. I know. If you're giving yourself to somebody all the time,

is it really that fulfilling or you're just a piece of trash that should be thrown away, you know? Like, no one should love you. That's why you do it on the boat and then you come back and nobody knows. No, but it's still the reality of who you are. You'll feel it inside.

Of course you are. And then people will just see it and they'll be like, look at this fucking trash bag. Trash bag, trash wreck, bitch. Yeah. I mean, I would have thrown it out and then I would have just spit in your face and thrown you on the street.

Throwing me off the ship? Yeah, I've been like this fucking whore. Jesus. Well, I also think they're like, we found, we did it behind the radar machine. She made it clear that she wasn't a boat hoe. She hooked up with. Just a few guys.

She said her husband. Yeah, yeah. But also I'm thinking like, do I really wanna hook up on a radar machine with somebody? Like I need a bed. I think you know what the reality of this is? At least the bus, you know? The reality is.

The bag of the bus. The reality is that it's better in fantasy. As most things are. Yeah, it's just a fantasy. The fantasy. All right, Tom, you talked me out of it. I won't take a gap year with the Navy. No, no, no.

You should really do it if you want to, but. You should do it now. But I think that even guys, guys who have the same fantasy, like I wish I could go to this beach resort and fuck every girl on the beach. Most of them, they'd actually just want one. Just one, you just need to fuck one.

Can you look up what's the age limit signing up for the Navy? It's probably 34. Yeah, I'm kind of past it. It's too bad. Be a really good seaman. Oh, dang, 17 to 39. Just missed it.

39, yeah. Just missed it. Yeah, as much of guys there with hard dicks between 17 and 39. Especially those first year guys. Those guys that couldn't get into college. Can I tell you what the good part is? Your favorite type of guy that can't read well.

And don't they put criminals into the Navy? Generally, like the judges will be like, you don't have to do time. That's what they told me when I was on an naval ship. No, there are such things as like program diversions where they're like instead of it. But it's not like murder. No, no, no.

But I don't mind those program divergences. I'll tell you this about those guys, the guys that would have gone to jail and have to go to the military. No, this is honestly got truth. They know how to fuck. Those guys can fuck. That's what I'm talking about.

Some Puerto Rican homies on there. You always go there. You always go there. It's unbearable. What did you say? Nothing. It's fucking morning. Oh, the Soreños would definitely be there.

Do I have this tweet? Do I have the tweet I wanted to bring up? He's fucking me. Oh, here it is. There he is. Look at this tweet. It's from Dr. Anastasia Maria Lupus. Can we go to her page real quick?

She is half Viking, half philosopher, doctor of medicine, opinions are my own, and just unprompted the other day. Unprompted. Decides to tweet out that this video of a gentleman we all know as Mr. Norm Summerton, she tweets, we need to call this what this is. Mental illness. I was going to pig with tits. It's one of the old school ones.

It's a fantastic one where he's got his tit cups on, and they've been in there for like four hours as they normally are, and he just goes ahead and takes them off. She calls it mental illness. They've got 1.2 million views on Twitter. If you scroll down, there's a ton of engagement on it too, quotes, likes, retweets. One of the first things is please better at Wyoming Studios. I mean, he's right here. Yeah, he's right there.

Guys, show some respect. The pride of Calgary. French, Canadian, poutine fries. The fuck that I just watched, it's a back and forth of people being absolutely blown away and people tagging us. By the way, I think he took a gap year in the Navy. That's how he got to be such a good poutine pig. Well, look, to reduce Norm Summerton to mental illness is to not, you don't love him.

You don't know him like we know him. He's a sweetheart. He's a very, very sweet guy. It's just kink. It's not mental illness. Yeah. Look at these titties, eh? Yeah.

He's not hurting anybody. Look at this. Stiff, pitty, pitty, pitty, pitty, pitty, pitty, pitty, pitty, pitty, pitty, pitty, pitty, pitty, pitty, pitty, pitty, pitty. Guys, there's no need to shame him. Yeah. He's just a sweet guy. I know people had a really sour reaction to it that I didn't expect.

Well, people are haters, Tom. Haters gonna hate. Yeah. They don't support what we do. I know. You support the outliers, the marginalized communities. These squares, you know what? These people are just fucking nerds.

They don't get it. They don't get it. This is sick and should not be normalized in any way. I don't think you can normalize this. I don't think it's gonna catch on. Warm is pretty specific. It's a lane. It won't be normalized.

Rest assured, your children will not be tick cupping and pig poutine. Here's the thing. I've normalized it for myself, and therefore, when somebody has a reaction of anything other than like, oh, that's norm summertime, then I think they're weird. I know. I know. Because I have a warm place in my heart for all the cool guys on these walls and all the cool girls that we showcase.

We love these people, and we're grateful to have them. Without them, there is no YMH. Real quick also, coming up very soon, our very own Enny and Ryan are gonna play one-on-one. We learned a couple of things in the last few weeks that I didn't know, and apparently Enny didn't know the difference between an enema, a suppository, a colon cleanse, and a colonoscopy. These were all the same to everybody, I think, in the booth. Is that right?

Is that what I learned? Is that right to all you guys? No, not everyone in the booth. No. Who didn't know? Matt Smartchad. Matt Smartchad. Look at that look in his face.

Do you know the difference now, though? I mean, kinda. Kinda. I'm gonna do the one that doesn't suck, right? Yeah. You're gonna do one that feels good, actually. You're gonna feel good about it. You're gonna like the way you look.

Now you did also say that you discovered that one of the things, the big thing that you wanted if you win this is you wanted to see Istanbul and get a hair transplant, which luckily we can do both on the same thing, but you didn't know. I don't know if I said that first one, but see Istanbul, live it, feel it, dream it, be it. Well, what you didn't know is that a hair transplant would hurt. Oh, I didn't know that. See, this is something that Ari said.

Ari was in the house yesterday and... The big J was here. And he was like, yeah, what are the stakes? And I was like, well, if I win, I get a hair transplant, and he's like, oh, yeah, that's cool. He's like, and you're cool with that pain, huh? I'm like, the fuck you mean pain? What pain?

What are you talking about? He's like, oh, yeah, that shit hurts for like weeks, man. I'm like, why didn't anybody fucking... Any pain is cap. Yeah. Okay. All right. God, I don't know.

A lot of things in this world are cap. I don't know about pain. Come on, you pussy. I like that. Manor, pussy when it comes to pain. Dude, but a little bit of pain and a whole lot of dreads, isn't that a good trade-off? That's such a cool trade-off. I also looked into it, and I'm pretty sure dreads is not a good move if you get a...

Hair transplant? Yeah. Well, you probably don't feel as good if you're not supposed to do that. You don't want dreads out of the gate. That's probably accurate. Yeah. Like right out of the gate, no. But once you let them settle in, when they're like, you're good now, you could probably

do it then. Hold on, because how long would you get hair transplant? How long would the length be? Because once you don't, you're beholden to that length, obviously. No, no, no. The hair transplant, it's like moving follicles from the back of my head to the front of my head. But it's now scarless.

You know, it used to be... You see the scar on people's heads? There's no scar anymore. And the hair grows? Yeah. So it's literally just my own follicles that are... They take it like half of from the back of my head, because that's still growing right now, put it in the front of my head, so it should just grow like normal.

Yeah. So that's really cool. We're in the future, baby. We're in the future, baby. But dreads, don't they hurt naturally when you have them? Like to roll them, it pulls the hair. You know? It's painful already.

Oh yeah, to get them done. To get them done, yeah. But I'm saying that I don't know if the hair will be strong enough, you know? I mean, I don't know. I guess it might, but... We can get you a dread wig and see how you feel. Yeah. That's a good idea.

I don't like wigs, man. No, just to try it out. Just to see what it looks like. Oh no, man. Wigs are terrible. Yeah. Do dreads with what you currently have. Stevie Wonder does.

Really? You know what I mean? I don't. What do you mean? Well, he pulls like crazy, like tight, and he's missing a bunch of hair in the front. Oh yeah. You know? I mean, I'm imagining it and it doesn't look great.

And also that nigga can't see, so I don't know if, you know. He doesn't know what he's looking like. Yeah. Yeah. You know? That one's kind of cool. Yeah, it does it. I mean, look, I always love Stevie.

He fucks. Doesn't he have like 10 wives? Yeah. Stevie Wonder. Yeah. He's a good-looking blind guy. He kind of lucked out, you know. You could wear a, okay, you could wear a beret, like Smokey Robinson.

I'll never forget. I was in the Beverly Hills Hotel and I'm sitting in the lobby and I look up, I'm waiting for a car to pick me up. So I'm just sitting there because they're like, I'll be there in 10 minutes. I look up and Stevie Wonder is walking with a guy and I'm like, my mouth drops and I'm like, that's fucking Stevie Wonder. And then they're walking right here in front of me and they stop in front of me and I'm like, holy shit.

And I want to say something, but I'm literally at a loss for words. And then the guy goes, oh, the bathroom's right over there, Stevie. And he's like, all right. And then he just walks to the bathroom and I was like, how's, you know, where the, how did he do that? Yeah. Because he has just. He can see partially maybe.

I mean, he was good. He nailed where the bathroom was. So he's got to be able to see something. Yeah. Did you go in and follow him or something? Yeah, of course. I watched him take his shit. I was going to say, yeah.

I go, the door's closed and I was just holding the door, but he just, yeah, went on his own and came back. Wow. That's cool. So, okay, I do want to get, look into this dread wig though. There were some cool options on Amazon. Like what kind of dreads do you want? How long are we talking?

Shit, as long as it'll go. I don't know. That's cool. However long. Yeah. But these, these, this is, this is fucking. Bound it. The wrath of the hat.

This cultural appropriation that's laid right here. I am with this. No, that's corny shit. It is terrible. That's a little over $13.99. It's like yarn too. Yeah. That's a good one.

Let's try that first. Come on, man. Bought and sent to the studio. You know what I mean? Gotta wear that shit. Bruh. Oh my God. That's so embarrassing.

Oh, there you go. Those are good dreads. Yo, how's it going to be a white dude? We're allowed to express our feelings too. Yeah. Why are there all white guys with dreads? Stop adding it to the cart. I ain't wearing these.

Stop with this. Please. Why are they all white guys with dreads? This is true. Is it considered less racist to have a white guy in it? That feels super racist right there, doesn't it? Yeah. This is terrible.

Where this guy's like, bum-ba-clod. Good aim on. Like Johnny Pemberton doing the voice. Yeah. I love that. It's pretty good. Rasta Marley wig, reggae costume beach bum. Yeah.

Clod. That's about as bad as it can get right there. Yeah, those are bad dreads too. This guy's like, loquisha is back. Yeah. Totes. He's like, I heard you loud and clear on that black woman thing. I'm doing a black man this time from Jamaica.

He gives the best advice. Hey, Mon. It sounds like you have a bad relationship with your children, Mon. Everything is hybrid. You need to spend more time with them. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Fuckin' A.

Oh, there we go. There's some real. Oh, that's the hair. You could just buy the hair. That's cool. Yeah. Okay. Get a bunch of these friendies.

Yeah. Let's try a bunch. That's what co-sign is. That's what co-sign is. This one and that one look cool. So great. Yeah, but would you get a hair transplant? No.

You know why? I'm glad you said it. I just, I really honestly feel like I just don't care enough. I was looking at photos of myself with hair and most of the time, like 90% of the time, I'm barely showing that I have any hair. Like I wear short, short hair. I've had the opportunity to do it. And I always feel like it's based on how you act, your actions of like, if it was like

a thing to me, I would have acted by now. I know. If it really bothered you. Yeah. I don't care. Like my head, I'm lucky. My head shape is normal. Lucky.

And your beard kind of, it balances out. Yeah. Like your balanced face. That's all you can hope for. Yeah. I'm not, I know. I wouldn't do it. No, you don't need to do that shit.

No. There might be a thing in like, I don't know, five, 10 years where it's eat, like something we can't imagine even easier. They're like, oh yeah, just take this pill and all your hair will go back. I might be like, okay. But you know what end up happening? I'd have a buzz cut, like I'd have super, super short hair, just like I always have. Yeah.

So it wasn't ever a long hair guy, except for twice, once when I was a sophomore in high school, I had long hair. I have a photo of it. I want to see it. It's pretty hilarious. How long? Like, hey, someone just sent it to me. No way.

Yeah. I want to see. You want to see? Yeah. It's going to make you laugh. This is me in, let's see here, as a sophomore in high school. Oh, you're so cute. Oh my gosh.

Yeah. You're so cute. I love it. You want to see? I'll send it to you guys. Aw, so cute. And then I had it one time. Full head.

That was cool. 26, 27. I also did, I had it, I also did it for a minute, but everyone said I looked like a creepy uncle. Cool. You know, I was like, come back. Yeah. Yeah.

There I am. Aw, you're a cutie pie. Aw, look at those eyes. Yeah. Blue steel. Yeah, that's me. Dang. That's a sophomore in high school.

Did you have a beard then, too? Like, were you shaving yet? Every like, few days, not every day. Yeah. Look at that little puppy. Yeah. So cute. So intense.

That look, you're like, I'm going to fuck you. Yeah. That was my whole mission in high school. I was like, I'm going to fuck this bitch next to me, blonde chick. You look like you bullied every other kid. Yeah, why do you look so mean? We can't show her, but that blonde that's right next to me, fuck. Jesus Christ.

What? Did you banger? I wanted to. All right. You're probably banger now. I took her to a dance. I'm going to throw up. Wait.

I'm going to throw up. You know I'm your wife. I don't want to hear that real life girl you want to bang, Tom. These are kids here. Look at that kid. Look at her. She looks so pretty. You know what she looks like?

Fucking like Nicole Eggert for like Charles in charge. Why do you think I had a heart on for her? You know, it's kind of crazy. You guys were right next to each other. And we also started school on the same day in the middle of the year. We arrived at the same time. What's up? What's up?

Did you try to go with her or what? This was too, I think I was too nervous. I was too nervous. You're going to be a cute couple actually. Now that I think about it, you got to go find her. You guys were meant to be. You look like you'd be siblings. Yeah.

No. You're fucking evil lizard eyes together. You're soulless lizard faces. What? I mean my eyes are blue and I'm color blind. Now she dated one of my friends and he said she was a real hound. Stop it. She was a real hound.

Yeah. Elsa said she had. I don't want to get into it. I know where she is now. I could tell you all about it. It's not good. Oh good. That makes me happy then.

That makes you happy? It's not good. So you'll never love her. Why do you think I looked like a bully? Because your expression is terrifying. What? Yeah, I don't know. It's something about that gaze.

Yeah. It's like, I know something you don't. Yep, serial killer, angry. Yeah, terrifying. Look at those eyes. Yeah, why aren't you smiling? Like there's no smile. You did that face all the time in high school.

It was like. Yeah. You look like you've gotten away with murders. Yeah. Yeah. That's the longest hair I've ever had like there. He's on his hair. Yeah.

Just like a bully. You know, the thing is is that I think I was like, I was around Florida boys. You know, we had like bro cuts. And they were like, do you burn dog? Yeah, dog. It just influenced me. Damn. You know, you look like the, what is it, the Melendez brothers?

Those young guys that murdered their parents. We Google those two guys. They wore suits in court. That's the kind of faces they would make too. They look all normal. Yeah. There are those two psychos right there. At least they smile in photos.

Yeah. How about the one above? They're not smiling there. They're not smiling now. It believes me now. Yeah. Yep. Pretty accurate, eh?

To 210 pounds sophomore in high school right there. Big boy. Damn. I would have loved you. I think what it is for me is that there's a game called bully. It's literally called bully. It's just this kid that bullies everybody. In a game?

Yeah. You play a character that bullies everybody. That's the game. That's the game? That's the game. Yeah. It was controversial back then. But you look like the main character.

But like thinner. You look like a thinner version of the main character if you look up bully the game. Wow. You look like that. You got the freckles and everything. I was actually a pretty nice kid though. I really was. I mean, I talked shit and I was like, I laughed at fucked up things like I always have.

But I wasn't like, I didn't pick on the kids. No, no. You're gentle. You don't pick on. You're not that kind of guy. No. No. No.

No. But you look like you would kill. Definitely. You've got some deep secret demons going on. Yeah, of course. There's a darkness in there. Darkness inside. There's darkness in everyone.

There's darkness in everyone. Not like you. Oh, there's the bully. He's like a British, like a lad. Bully. He's a fucking bully. You see what I'm saying? Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. I don't want to tell you something. Yeah. Oh, yeah, I did. No. That game looks awesome. It's so weird to look at a picture of yourself and go, I'm 15 right there.

No. You know what I mean? Then you look up at the screen and you're like, God damn, a lot of years have gone by. Not 15. Not 15. Or just how young 15 is. Yeah. It's nothing.

Like you just got into puberty, dude. You're just barely not a baby anymore. I know. 15, I feel like I was already up and out. Don't you feel like 15? Were you grown up yet? I felt like I was already an adult. I felt like it.

Yeah. I felt like it, yeah. Like I already had a life. We should take a quick break and we'll be back in just a moment. Lenovo. We are back and we're so happy to welcome one of the big alums of YMH Studios who's out. He's flopping his roach wings as high as you can flop them.

And he's killing it on the road on podcast. Give it up for the one and only Josh Potter everybody. Yay. The cockroach returns. I came out from under the fridge here. Yes. Well, cockroaches do really well here in Austin. Yeah.

I've seen a few of them actually, my fans came out here. Yeah. Both in human form and in regular actual roach form. Nice. Yeah. It's so good to see you, man. Thank you. It's great to see you guys.

Glad you're here. I haven't been in this studio yet. That's pretty cool, right? Yes. It's wonderful. You're here. You were at the mothership last night? I did go to the mothership.

They beamed me up. Yeah. And having the time? Yeah. It was so much fun, dude. It's a rad place. It's crazy how new and beautiful it is. It's wild.

The audiences are just stoked to be there. I saw Joe a couple of times and I just, every time I saw him, I just went, thank you. Yeah. I think he got annoyed probably after a while. I think we're all so grateful to have a home club again. Yeah. In fact, that's here. Like the other night, I just, I told him I would come do one show and then I was like,

can I jump on this other show? And they were like, yeah, sure. That's crazy. They just go back to back spots. It's so fun. And you're just like, oh, that just feel, and if I had stuck around, I could have done two more, done four spots in a night. Yes.

It's great. The same place. Yeah. Of course. And there's all the tunnels and it's like Disney World. Yeah. It's like the Disney World for comedians. Yeah.

Yeah. And Joe just was like, oh, it's just something I wanted to do. And then he's like, oh, look at that. It's a little side project for him. Yeah. Yeah. And I'm sure he's there every day. He's there a lot, but it's not, I mean, he'll still, he stays away from it sometimes.

But yeah. I mean, the fact that he, he basically built himself a comedy gym that he won't, you know, that he would want to use. And he's like, yeah, you can use it too. Yeah. That's amazing. Yeah. So much fun.

I mean, and there's all kinds of other things going on too. It's just like the spilloff is crazy. Yes. It's banana land. It is banana land. It's like the 80s again. Yeah. Yeah.

Nothing I was alive then, but. The hub. I know. But even here in Austin, like they just opened the sunset room we were just talking about. Yeah. That's open now. And, you know, you got, you got Vulcan still doing shows, you got Cap City. Yeah.

I just did that last night. And the creek. The creek and the cave. The creek and the cave. Which is on the street. It's all right by each other. It's all, I mean, so if you go out, say you're just here for like tourism. Yeah.

Go out and about. You're going to find a good comedy show like at some point. It's nuts. Yeah. They're all in the same area except for Cap City, which is more of a date night experience. Like, because it's at the domain and there's like more parking and just more like. Right. Less chaotic if you want that experience too.

Yeah. But it's, so yeah, it's dope. It's all together, which is very rare in the comedy world because even in LA you've got the improv here and then over way over here. Right. Even in New York. You've got like New York comedy club over here. Yeah.

The other ones over here. Yeah. Yeah. Still a lot of walking. Can I tell you what I think about from time to time with you? Please. It's so funny because at the time it didn't register and then now I'm like, oh my God, that was so funny.

Remember when you were in a phase of making shoulder arm videos? Oh, I might go back. I'm entertaining it. This could be my reveal of like, hey, I'm back baby. Yeah. Well, let's talk about it because the demand was so high. Yeah. I would have to raise my price to lower the deluge of requests that I was just inundated

with by so many people. It got too much. I was on the road with him and I'd be like, you want to come to lunch? He's like, I can't. I got to shoot these videos, man. I got a bunch of shoulder hair porn to do. They were like homework because cameo, they like count down to like, you have to do it by this hour.

I'd set my alarm and wake up and be like, oh, I'm trying to like cram it in, you know. So it became Eric. So I wasn't even giving it my all. Exactly. I'd wake up and I'd be like, I wasn't even giving it my whole heart, you know. So I felt terrible. I believe correct me if I'm wrong, but around that time, wasn't it $60? I started at 50 and it got crazy.

So then I went to 100 for the holidays. And I did do a discount, I think for like Christmas time. But yeah, it was at 100 at one point. It was still too much. Still too much. So what do you think the price would be now at 250? I think I got to go at 250. Yeah.

If I'm coming back out of retirement, you know. So then you do four and you get a grand. I mean, that's not. Yeah, exactly. That's good scratch. Exactly. And how long are the videos? They were two minutes.

I would up it a little bit for this new price and because I am doing less, I can then put my whole self into them and give up my all, you know. Did you do stuff like crawl onto the bed towards the camera? Oh yeah. I do a little sexy. Hey, you know, you move them around. I would do a lot of dirty talk with them. Would you do foot porn like you were doing too?

Foot porn became hack, I think at some point. So I really just kind of pivoted out of that. The thing that I also remember quite clearly is that one time you were like, we were somewhere and you're like, you know, I'd love to go to dinner. I got to film this shoulder porn and I'm like, okay. And I go, it's got to be pretty great, right? You got all these requests and all this money and you go, I got to be honest, man. I'm starting to lose the twinkle in my eye.

Yeah, I know. I was like, Sean Michaels, I lost my smile. So will this new price still keep you? Well, that's the thing. I think I can find my love for the game again. Yeah. You know, I can come out. It's like when Michael Jordan put on the 45 jersey, he had to like find basketball again.

That's the way I would come out and it would be, the price would be higher. I can really put myself into it again and I'll find my love again. But do you think you'll still feel like a whore? Maybe someday? Yeah. But we have to live in the present. That's true. You know, be mindful and just do the part that I love, which is making people come looking

at my shoulder hair. Yeah. That's really what gets you off. Yeah. The height of your shoulder porn days, how many videos were you doing in a 24 hour period? Yeah. That would be good. I would love to hear, I would love to have reaction videos.

I did get one from Corey Taylor that one time. That was the only reaction video I had. We played it on the show, I remember. What was that? When Corey Taylor from Slipknot received a shoulder hair porn for Christmas and they filmed him watching it. That's cool. Yeah.

That's true. But I would like more. I would like to know the fruits of my labor. Yeah. That would be a nice little addition to my, maybe it would make me feel more satisfied and I would love to. It's just going to be dudes sending you like tribute things of them jizzing on. Cool.

Yeah. I'm sorry, did you really think that people are ejaculating? I hope so. If you are. I'd like to hope. If you definitely are. You know? Yeah.

I try to hope so. There's definitely some fans that are just like, it's Josh. I love this. Ha ha ha. LOL. It's a shoulder porn. There's a couple guys out there who are like. J and their D's.

You got to hope, right? I mean. Would you consider opening an OnlyFans page? You know, I would. I would like that actually. Breaking news. Why am I exclusive? I got to go, you know, honestly, cameo has been so loyal to me.

Yeah. I don't know that I can just go about. I would do OnlyFans personally. Only if you're down with me being full nude and jacking off. I'm not doing that shit. I'm not doing that shit like. Would you jerk off though on it? Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

I'm not going to do the DJ Khaled thing where he's just like, check this shit out, man. Right. Like, look at my nice stuff. I'm grilling today. I'm not doing that. I'm either jerking off or I'm not doing it. No, you should. You should go full throttle.

Yeah. I think you should. And I think, you know, it'll just be a really cool lane for you to explore yourself, explore your sexuality. Yeah. You know, this is a whole new chapter for you creatively and I fully endorse it. If you're being serious, I'm signing up. It's a good way to show off your new body too.

Like, I'm sure you're more flexible now. You could like do a thing where you, you're the guy who like shoots his come into his own mouth like, because you've flipped your legs. He's been practicing. Yeah. Yeah. That's what I'm saying. Yeah.

And I'm like, you know, I have some like definition that I wouldn't mind showing off and like, my dick looks bigger because I lost weight even around there. I know. Jerking off in unique positions could be your thing. Sideways. He does come everywhere. Every city that he goes to, he has to come in. So that could, I mean, if we did it now, you still have Europe.

Are you bored just coming, you know, into your belly button, basically? Yeah. You got to pick a different, yeah. Yeah. That's what I'm saying. You got to do like, you're doing a pushup and you're jerking off or something. Yeah. Yeah.

Flip your legs over your head and shoot down your forehead or something. You know, I've never seen somebody do hit a leg press machine and then jerk off as they're doing it. Oh, there you go. Work out and jerking off. It's like an extra workout too. Yeah. This is a whole, this is great, Tom.

How much are you going to charge though? It should be a premium. I think there's just like a one-time kind of, there's a regular fee. Well, it depends. I can, well, you've brought, you're talking to the right guy. Okay. Let me tell you how you can maximize your profits. Okay.

Hold on a second. Yeah. So you get them in with a monthly, now I'll take notes out there, everyone, please. You get them in with the monthly price. Okay. And then you throw a little, that's like you're just your subscription. For you, you got to make it good, 25 bucks. Wow.

Is it a monthly fee? Yes. Okay. I mean, that's high, right? Yeah. This is given, this is access to your timeline. And on it, you have to give nice things to keep them into it, keep them into the 25 bucks. But then in the DMs, your mass DMing, your subscribers, pay per views.

And those can be pricey because that's where they get the full load. Okay. Yeah. I mean, like you get the full, you jerk off, you come, you eat it, whatever you want to do. Right. That's where like the maximized profits come. I love this.

It sounds like you're not satisfied, Judge, creatively with just him coming. Like you need to up the stakes a little. It sounds like. Sure. There's got to be, you got to put some bells and whistles on it. Some frills. Gimmick. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Come into a bucket. Come into a. Sure. A bottle. Like maybe, I don't know.

Targets. That's cool. Maybe you want, you do the workout thing. You put egg weights on your wrists and jerk off. Oh yeah. You know. Dude, we should, all right, let's talk more. Yeah.

I got ideas for days. I love talking about the dating life and the dating game. And we actually found somebody who gives great advice. Love it. So I thought maybe I'd share it with you. Yeah. This is, this is one you could definitely play right here. How to get a woman with the out of town game.

This one right here is pretty fucking good. I have used this one before, so it is what it is. Basically all it requires you to do is when you're on a date with a woman or when you meet a woman on a dating site, you go ahead and let her know you ain't from here. You just a visitor. You'll be here for another week or two. This is psychologically registered in her brain that the sexual advances are going to be spared up.

And you won't look like a creep for doing the shit either. Also, if you cheating on your woman or something, this is also a good one to use because this gives you an outing to get a hotel room. You say you out of town, you're visiting your parents and right now you're living at your parents' house. You really don't want to bring nobody back to your parents' house. So it gives you a reason to get a hotel room. Boom.

You can also use this one for people that flake on you. And she takes you back an hour later at nine o'clock saying she overslept or some shit like that. Just say fine. You know, it's too bad we couldn't have that much fun before I left town. You never know what you might get out of that. What do you think, man? I love that.

I mean, hey, I feel like I've lived that. I mean, and I am from out of town. You are? You're out of town game works. No, he's not wrong. He's just taken my actual existence and put it into a, I don't go anywhere. Yeah. I'm like, I'm not really going out of town, but I'll play it up.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So this is the game you play. Do you do it in person or is it a game? I mean, it's just I exist out of town. So it does work though. It does speed up the like, hey, are we doing this or not?

Yeah. Yeah. You know that kind of thing. You don't have to like pretend to care and all that. Right. Exactly. And can you do that just in DMs or does it have to be face to face? I like a little face to face.

I mean, DMs are scary. I don't. What? What do you mean? I mean, it's been now, it's like I'm a war torn veteran, but sometimes you meet up with a lady and it's a, they're a little cuckoo, you know what I mean? And then you got to, now you're with them. Yeah.

What happens? You can't really see that in the DMs all the time. So do you, is it pretty quick when you're like, oh fuck, like she's kind of, is it pretty quick? Yeah. You know, you get there in the eyes or a little and you're like, uh-oh. Yeah. This one might be not dealing with a full deck here.

Now if, when I, if I were in your position, my main thought is like, I need an out, right? Oh yeah. So. Well, that's the out of town thing. You go like, ah, my plane, you know, it turns out I got to get back for a meeting. Yeah. You say meeting a lot. I don't have any fucking meetings.

Yeah. Not to blow up my own spot. So if you hear a meeting, I don't like your deal. You're a daffodil. If you have a meeting. Yeah. Wow. I can't.

Well, now when they're that crazy, do you still go, I'll try to hook up and just get out of here? Or do you go like, oh, if this might. I mean, there are times you get sad and you're like, wow. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, well, you know, here we are. Here's a really, here's one that I think you're really going to dig because we really

all responded to this one. How to keep a woman with the narcissistic game. This might be the most evil formal game known to mankind. Sure is. I've gotten kept by a few. God damn it, it works. So go a little something like this. By the way, if you use this, you're an asshole.

But anyway, it worked like this when you meet a woman, you'd be extremely charismatic and extremely charming at the beginning of the relationship. Your words are only used to disguise what you actually hear for. If she's in a city that she has a support system, you have to get her away from that city. That's why you got to build a strong bond. If your bond is strong enough and you get her isolated, that's when you start number three.

The emotional tear down, starting with her weight, facial features, you start telling her how good your ex was at this and that. At this point, she's already too deep embedded to you. You can make her feel so worthless to the point where she actually feels like you might be the only one that she deserved. It's evil as hell. Yeah, that's how like people who have gotten charged with, I mean, what was the documentary I just saw where a guy just went into his daughter's dorm and got all the people in

the dorm to fuck and made a sex cult. And then he ended up just doing the same thing, breaking them down. That's what cult leaders do, right? Yeah, yeah, sure. It's all a mind game. Get them away from their families and everything they care about, isolate. If you don't mind, would you just do this and report back to us? No, I feel like I've had it done to you.

It's seductive. It is crazy when you're in it. So how do they, in the beginning, that you get love-bombed, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're just like, oh, my God, you're the most amazing, I'm so into you. And then they take it away. That's your red flag. That's what the Army Hammer doc was about, too.

This is what he would do. He'd start out with, I'm going to eat your torso. No. You work up to that. The opposite. Oh, I see. I thought that was his love-bomb. All about, you know, I want to be with your sp- and like, so he seduce.

Take them on trips, which is a form of isolation, you know, get them away. And then dial up, like, well, this is what I'm into, you know? And then they were like, I don't know, I want to do this. And he's like, stop being a bitch, you know? You want to fly home? Yeah. Oh, my God. You just want to cut you up and crack your ribs.

Get your finger off. But that, okay, that whole thing he's talking about, too, very important piece of business. I had an ex-boyfriend who would bring up his ex-girlfriend, too, and be like, gosh, I just went, oh, my God. We were hanging out one night and he goes, God, I really miss, I really miss the Jill. Really? And he's like, excuse me? Yeah.

And he's like, yeah. You know, we used to have this ritual where we would watch SNL together every Saturday night. And I just, I really miss her. And I was like, you fucking piece of shit. I'm way better than Jill, like, as a 20 year old girl, you don't go like, oh, you're a piece of shit. I'm done.

Right. You go like, oh, how can I be better than that girl? Wild. Which is fucking evil. Yeah. That's crazy. And he picked on my weight. Jesus.

Because Jill was skinny? So skinny. Yeah. I just wish you were late as Jill. I could pick Jill up and eat her out way up here. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, man.

I should have seen the positions I could put Jill in. Oh, man. So bad. Yeah. Just throw those out there. Yeah. So evil. But he's right.

If you're insecure, which I was, that will fucking rope you right in. That's fucked up. Yeah. See, I always, I mean, this is how dumb I am. I always thought those were the things like, oh, I don't want to like be an asshole. Of course. And then you say, you just say like nice things and they're like, I have the ick. Yeah.

Like, oh, I was nice to you. Yeah. Yeah. My bad. We're the same in that regard. Yeah. I was like, because I would hear, I would, friends would, you'd hear sometimes like, you just got to be an asshole.

I'm like, this doesn't register to me. What do you mean? Right. Because they're doing shit like this. And it obviously works, but it works on a certain type of girl too. Oh, yeah. But I was just like nice. Damn it.

And then I would hear like, why are you so nice? Exactly. Then I met him after having the experiences I had and I was like, you're nice. And you liked it. I loved it. Yes. I loved. Nice.

I married nice and I made two babies with nice. Nice is the best. There you go. How old were you when you figured that out? I mean, no, no, no. So after that guy, I had a nice guy after four years and then a nice guy. So I went after that was the last piece of shit. Yeah, yeah.

The only actually the only piece of shit I had also I'm 37. It's like, I'm tired. Yeah. Yeah. I'm tired of we got to play. I don't want to talk to you too much or too little. You know what I mean? It's all nonsense.

We're 30s. We're in our 30s. It's different now. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Actually, everybody I dated was good. And then I think I just got into like a low place and then that was like a mistake.

Yeah. But before me, you also had. Oh, no. He was a nice one. He was a good one. Sweet. Sweet. Yeah.

It's Chinese. OK. Sorry. Just fucking say it. I didn't know which I didn't want to misgender his Asian. Sweet guy. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. He's a good man. Solid citizen. Solid citizen. It's just. Solid citizen. Yeah. He is.

He's a good dude. Solid citizen of another country. No. It's American. Yeah. Born in America. Yeah. Bullshit.

Yeah. I can't get them are. Yeah. He was sweet. He was. He would never say anything to me like that. Like you're fat or like I just miss my ex-girl, like never. Good guys never would say shit like that.

Jill would get just the salad. Never. Jill never got appetizers. Yeah. Weird. So. Why are you still hungry? But then what's interesting is that one time we went to dinner with his family and his

dad was fat shaming him and he was by no means fat. So now I saw like, oh yeah, because you came from an. How does his dad do it? He's like, this is how we show love in my family. Yeah. So his dad would be like looking a little heavy there like you're not as thin as you used to be. Who cares?

What are you trying to fuck me dad? All right. So weird. Yeah. Yeah. Like, what do you, what do you care? I know. Like you see that I'm getting laid, right?

Yeah. I'm here with my girlfriend. I would do that. What are you gay? You're the gayest dad anyone's ever had. I'm not being gay and talking about my weight. What do you, you don't want my gut to hit your head when you're blowing me? Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Fucking weird dad. You're the weirdest dad of all. That is weird. That is weird. Dad would comment on the sun's way because doesn't the dad usually comment on the daughter's

weight? My dad never did, thankfully. That's still creepy and weird. Yeah. Weird. It is fucking creepy and weird. Yeah. That's how you create eating disorders.

Yeah. Yeah. Like a little chunky there. Oh, my little girl. That's so little anymore, huh? It goes big old fucking milk duds on your chest. Call her my wide girl now. So creepy.

LOL, right? They're like. But I did watch my dad fat shame my stepmom, which was pretty cool. Really? That's just fun. Yeah. That's fun. Also it's your stepmom, so you don't really care.

Yeah. I don't even fuck, bitch. You put on a few LBs or something. Yeah. Like OBV. Sometimes you do it out of concern. Over 14 years. Yeah.

Oh, it was a long time. Yeah. They were together a long time and she was like in her 40s and he was like, I told you I don't like this. Okay. Like he would flat out be like, I told you I don't find this attractive when you're heavy. Hey, that's actually better than just doing the like shitty little like, oh, I remember when you fit into those pants or something like that, you know, like.

He's direct. Yeah. And I was just like, hey, you're getting a little gross and maybe we tighten it up a little bit. Yeah. A little gross. They get a little gross. I don't know.

It would be cool if you just kind of like got it, got it fit a little better. I don't think there's any good way to tell somebody they've gained weight. Is there a good way? No, there is a good way. There is a good way. Okay. The way that you like, I'll tell you what I resented and I've, I've just saw somebody else do it and I won't say who, but I was like, oh, this is what, this is what I think

you ultimately resent when you look back on it is when you need to lose weight and someone's like, you look good. Actually, I think you look pretty, and when you're at your worst, like you're at your worst and someone's like, I think you look pretty good because they're saying it out of like, I don't want you to feel bad about how you look, but what you need is a friend or someone close to you to be like, as your friend, like Josh, as your friend, you know, I care about you, right? Yeah.

Dude, you need to go on. You need to start exercising. You need to lose weight. Is this hammock for real? No. It's not. No, no, no. I'm telling you as an example, you, no, you lose an intervention.

No. No. You actually, you do look great. You look great. You look great. You lost weight from the last time I've seen you. I haven't. Yeah.

So I'm making the point as an example, like how I would say it if I was like, you're, you needed to. Right, right, right, right. I would be like, just, I'm your buddy. I've been there. I would just tell you, I've been there. You need to do it, you need to get on it, that's friendship. Yes.

Exactly. The fucked up thing would be like, if you weighed 40 pounds more and someone made a comment and you're like, I feel bad and I go, don't listen to them. You look great. Right, right, right. That's actually the thing that ultimately when you did lose the weight, you go, I wish in your head you'll be like, I wish you would have hadn't said you look great. Also when you know it too, when you're like, I know you're lying.

Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. Just shut up. To somebody else who I was like, I was like, don't do it. Don't fucking say that, man, you're, you're, you're putting it in that dude's head that he's fine and he's not. It's enabling.

Yes. Please tell me off, Mike. Of course. Of course. Fuck. Yeah. I think you want, I think you want, here's the thing. You want directness, but you don't want it, you don't necessarily want it to be mean.

Right. But you want it to be reality. You want it to be truth. There is a difference between that and making shitty comments. Totally. You know what I mean? I feel like you know when you're overweight, you know it, but you're just not doing anything yet.

But that's why, here's the thing, you know it and you're like, I don't, I know, I need to lose weight. I need to lose weight. What you're doing is you're kind of like, it's like you're looking around the room and you're like, do other people know I'm fat? Right? Yeah. And then I go like, I'm like, do I need to?

And then you go, nah, did you look good? And I'm like, okay. And I look over here. How do I look? And you're like, I think you look great. And I'm like, all right. Let's go, I can kind of keep my delusion going. Well, yeah.

Then you're the field goal post moves or whatever you, and it's like, oh, I can, I'm good right here. Okay. I'm good. I can let it slip a little more maybe. Ooh, I heard the best thing on this podcast yesterday. This guy was overweight for many, many years and never worked out and just like drank and was a piece of shit.

And um. Two bears on a cave? Yeah. That's a shit fucking show, Bert. But I heard the best, the best reason that he stopped drinking and he got into shape and he said, I was sick and tired of losing all the time of feeling like a loser all the time. I haven't watched that.

Sick and tired of it. I thought that was a really good way of thinking like, oh yeah, that's what that is to articulate it that way. It's a good one. You're always losing. Yeah. It's like that whale movie. I haven't watched it.

I would never watch that. Yeah. What a white bummer. Talk about it. It's about an obese person. No thanks. Yeah. They should have got a real obese person though.

That's the one thing I didn't enjoy. I think Brent and Fraser should be canceled for not being actually that way. Well, I feel like there's that TLC show with the two sisters. That's depressing. They could have got it. We have plenty of people that look like that in America. I'm sure one of them is an actor, you know, and the truth is too that like when you encounter somebody like this in real life, it looks like this.

I'm aware. Where do you do that? Get the fuck away from me. You go into a lot of eye hops these days, what do you encounter in these people? You know, you see them and you're like, God, I don't want that fucking even energy near me. Wait, so is the whole movie a total white bummer? Like is it just like sad, sad, sad?

I haven't seen it because I don't want to see it either because it's just a sad, fat guy and I think he cries a lot. Yeah, he does. It's about him like, I'm going to lose a little weight that he doesn't probably. I think it just ends with a heart attack. He's super sad because you're supposed to be if you look like you know what I mean? You're supposed to be super sad if this is your existence. That's what that's the honesty of the movie is that you hate yourself and you should.

He cries because he I have to walk today. It's the struggle is to get the paper. That's the whole movie. I haven't seen it. The kid in the movie, you know, he's got a daughter fucked a person. Well, years prior, she's just like, you're fucking gross, dude. And he's like, I know, she's like, why are you such a fucking loser to stop eating? And then oh, I know.

Okay. And then the climactic ending is like, you see him get up out of his chair, toilet chair and then both knees snap. And he's like, I couldn't do it. And then he takes like two steps and then it goes out. Yeah. And she can help him. Like she can help him breathe again.

She's like, just let him die. Let my dad suffocate in the rug to get about it. Do you think it's like and also like scenes of all the family calling him fat and abusing the crap out of him? Well, I hope there's just scenes of just his day to day. I want to see him wash. They don't. There's no way.

Oh, of course. Oxygen. No, but see, here's here's the thing. This guy needs what we were talking about. That's what the character needs. The character needs people not to be as mean as we're being not to be like, hey, you fucking load of shit. You're gonna die.

Yeah. But he needs people go like, hey, if you're wondering, if you're wondering, do I look good? You don't. Confirmed, you look like a piece of shit. Yeah. You don't look good. Can I tell you something, Tom?

Everybody hates you. I give you full permission to tell me, okay? To tell you that you look like this? Yeah. You'd never see me if you got closest. You don't have to worry about that. Long gone. Josh Potter.

You'd be halfway down a cliff. Josh Potter, would you rather you be 400 pounds or your spouse? 400 pounds. Oh my God, me. By a mile. What are you talking about? That she would, she would want to fuck me still. My spouse?

At 400. Yeah. You guys have the same relationship. So I'd rather it be 400. I don't care about my organs. And I don't want to fuck. She hot? Yeah.

Sweet. She's your wife. I'll take the 400 pounds to fuck a hot lady. But the reasoning being. That was an easy one. That was like a slam dunk. But the reasoning being that you just don't want to look at an unattractive. Yeah.

I'd rather that. Exactly. She asked me this. I was like, yeah, that I'm 400. That's the reason because I don't want to look at you. Yeah. So it was just crazy. And then people are like, that fat fuck has that hot lady?

Yeah, exactly. Other way around, they're like, Josh, have some pride, dude. First of all, you realize that if you were 400 pounds, I would let you die in front of me. Like. Yeah. But hold on. But at that point, how do you do it?

You just feed her more. So she goes on the other side. When I hear her breathing kind of fade, I just be like, I left something in the other room. I kind of just walk away. And I just push the apnea machine. Hold on. At what point do you give me a talking to?

Is it 200 pounds? We were kind of like, hey, babe. Yeah. Babe. You're getting more than I'm beyond gentle at two, at two bills. Should we go to a doctor? That's what you said. No.

What I do is like, I would be like, hey, pack your bags and then I'd go on a drive and then you're like, where are we going? And I'd be like, well, actually it's where you're going. And then I would just park in front of like, you know, doctor now's office, fat boys camp. And I'd just be like, this is where you're spending the next month. I'll see you then. And just fucking peel out. You're trying to save her with like a rehab.

Yeah. I'd send her to like a real, like a real camp. Cause I was going to, it seemed like I wouldn't do that. I would do that now. That'd be fun. Is there a fat camp I could go to? Boot camp. So yeah, for sure there are.

There's places. Not like, but I want to sleep there. They restrict your eating and they make you work out like six hours a day. That's what I want. That's what I want. Yeah. You don't have to go for a fucking month. Are you crazy?

How long would I have to go for? Well, how long do you want to go for? 10 pounds. I wouldn't take that. A couple of weeks. No. Well, that would be unhealthy. It's like, what if it's like a summer camp too?

It's like, you can't stay away from the lake. I can't stay away from my kids. And maybe I'll do this. It's a great idea. Yeah. But you can just get, I mean, that's what you're talking about. You just want to train her. Why don't you just work out with a trainer?

Yeah. Yeah. At the end of the day, it's like, you're like, I just have to go to the gym. Yeah, you know what it is, you don't like, then feel good. That's what you don't like. Yeah. It doesn't feel good. Why would it feel good at a camp?

Because all you're doing... Because you have no choice. Well, no, no. Here's the difference too. Like it's the army. Here's the difference too. If I could go sleep away somewhere, I'm not up all night with sick kids. Yeah.

I'm not having children to take care of, basically, or traveling or podcasting. Like I could just dedicate myself for like two or three weeks. Just fitness. I would like to have like a movie deal like Christian Bale where it's like, you have to be Batman. So he's like, I guess I'm just working out constantly for like the next five months. This is why I want a new team. That'd be cool.

Yes. I talked to Bill Burr about this one time. We were actually at a gym. This is when we lived in Silver Lake and I was working out and we were just talking about like, you know, weight, but he's like, dude, dude, you know, he's like, if you had a love scene, he's like, you know, you'd get in shape for it, right? Because you're like, this is going to be on the big screen. It's going to be forever.

Sure. And that is the thing. Like if you're like, I have a nude scene or a love scene, you're like, you would just be like, oh, I can't allow myself to the alphaness of being like, I believe I'm fucking this chick when I look like this. Yeah. That's the thing. Goddamn, dude.

Here. Your favorite. Okay. All right. Lady Gaga. Oh, wow. Oh, that's hot. Why is she puking on her?

Yeah. I don't like it. That Taylor Momsen. Who is that? She's puking on her. Yeah. That's lime green, though. Yeah.

So, I mean, she put that in there. She put it in there. It's more like she just was really brown. It's stupid. This is less puke and more like I just blew a guy and this is like the loads I have in my pretty cool, man. Yeah. That was cool.

That was pretty hot. Can I get that one for later? Yeah, sure. I will say that I do. I like her more now because that's punk as fuck. Yeah. I mean, I will look at you. Hey, look, Gigi Allen.

I was a huge fan of just the antics of like, you know, rubbing shit on your body or rubbing a coke can on your chest and bleeding. I think that I give mad props. Yeah, that was cool. And it was lime green. It wasn't like real puke. Yeah. It's kind of cool, vaguely pornographic.

I did not expect that of all things, a puke video would convert Christina into a complimenting Lady Gaga. Is that Lady Gaga? Yeah, it's Lady Gaga right there. Oh. Yeah, play the one singing, getting puked on. Yeah. Wow.

Yeah. This is high level shit. Yeah, I kind of like that. Who is the other girl, Millie Brown, you said? Not Millie Bobby Brown from the Netflix show. No, no, no. But it's Millie Brown, you said, right? Yeah, it's Millie Brown.

Yeah. Oh, it happened in Austin. Okay. Cool. Cool. This is another. This is one that's pretty funny. This is a Lady Gaga.

So we've been playing a lot of Lady Gaga stuff. Oh, yeah? Yeah. Yeah. Just because she's a big phony and a lot of her shit. Oh, okay. And it's funny because when someone has that kind of fan base, there's always some backlash to talking shit about.

Oh, sure. Just like when we started playing Gar stuff, people would be like, I don't think you know what a good guy is. Have you heard? Thunder rolls. A lot of people are getting butthurt DMing me. About Lady Gaga. Like, yes, you can do good in the world and still be an insufferable twat.

Both things are compatible at the same time. Because this one here, you actually really have to pay attention. It's all in body language and facial, you know, expressions. Oh my God, I love that. So here's what happens. We'll watch it a few times. Right here, photographer falls. Oh, she did so much to help her.

Did you see it? It's really quick. Yeah. So go YouTube. Yeah, she's walking in one direction. A photographer is walking in front of her and crossing her path. And just after he crosses her path, he falls. And she notices, so her facial expression gets wide open, like, oh my God.

And she runs back to help him, basically, and he's already on his way up. And as he comes up, he, you know, he's got his camera in one hand and his right hand goes onto her hip, like basically kind of an exposed hip in the dress that she's wearing. And he gives her like a double pat, thank you. And her expression goes to like, oh my God, this man just roped me. Yeah. Like right there, she's like, are you okay? And his hands on her hip.

He's just trying to get his balance. Yeah. I mean, it's also like kind of natural where you're like, you know, usually, if it were a guy, it'd probably be the shoulder. Yeah. I don't think it's that. I don't think that's how it works. And then she's like, looks at her own hip, like, oh my Lord.

He fucking touched me. That peasant touched me. He just groped to me. At the same time, if you're that guy, he's like, you see that? He's like, I got a piece of that big fat, juicy lady. Grab that ass away. She is. That lady dumper.

Yeah. She did the whole. I did the, I fell on accident. I'm going to Google. I'm going to Google on her Gaga later. Oh, man. I mean. Yeah.

He's like, oh, look at her. Look at that. She went like this. She was like, ew. You touched me. God. Oh, this lowly photographer. Light my dress on fire now, please.

Yeah. Well, and also, if you look at the dress, I under it, does it, it looks like her butt's exposed a tad. Is that the fabric? Yeah. Well, hold on, the fabric goes down and under kind of her butt a little bit. So if he were to be actually polite, he's going to touch above or that fabric is that he's not touching the fabric.

And she probably took a fence like, are you touching my ass? Well, yes, sweetie, your ass is out. Yes. And he was just trying like, I don't, but I don't see it as inappropriate. Like he literally was like. Hi everybody. Oh boy. Is that her again?

Thank you so much for coming to the Chromatica Bowl and Chromatica Bowl. So, we really tried to finish the show tonight in Miami, but we couldn't because. We can't. Even when the rain sort of stopped, there was lightning that was striking right down to the ground. Where are the actual tears? No tears. Yeah.

I don't see tears. I've been with these before. Yeah. The fake. Like I'm, I'm crying. But I'm not. Yeah. You're like, we're in our, you're an adult.

It's so close to us. And I know that for a really long time, I've always wanted to be like that hardcore bad bitch. But what I really wanted is to also be responsible and loving. It took so much in my heart to get back to a place where I could perform and be healthy. Still not seeing any tears. I mean, I don't, she's barely sniffling. Yeah.

I know. It's a good act. This is why you did so well in House of Gucci. Yeah. And I hope you know that part of why I decided not to finish the show was because I am healthy and it's a healthy decision for all of you. Okay. So.

I mean, and also imagine the audacity that your concert means that much to somebody that they're going to be like, I can't fucking go on because she had to stop her show early in Miami. Like, nobody's that and if they are that effective, they've got mental problems. Yeah. You shouldn't play into the fact that people are like, ah, this was my whole existence, this concert. Like I would be like, all right, well, that's scary.

Yeah. I don't like that at all. No. Like if you had to cancel a show and someone was like, you ruined my whole, it's happened a couple of times. All the time it happens. I'm sure. But I'm saying like, you're not going to go on Instagram and be like, Jeff.

I'm so sorry. I couldn't come to Wisconsin. No, dude. Hey, guess what? The show's rescheduled. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Relax. Or you'll get your money back. Get your money back while you flew here. Well, that's life. Sometimes things get canceled. Yeah. Like get it together, man. Yeah.

Get your fucking shit together. Yeah. Have fun in Miami anyways. Yeah. To big city. I've showed up to shit that you get, you know what? Disappointments part of life. Right.

Yeah. You go to things and you're like, wait, this is closed? I thought that, you know. This is open. No, it's closed. They closed early today. Fuck. Damn it.

And then you're like, I guess I'm eating pizza or what? Like you just fucking, you make it an adjustment. I was going to go see Theory of a Deadman one time and they didn't show up and Biff Naked came and I was like, I don't know who the hell that is. I watched him anyway. Yeah. There you go. You're grown up.

And you were like, chromatica forever. Yeah. Now, have you heard about old shit eyes? Do you know who this is? Me? Is that me? Well, it's a brother. Okay.

We found this guy and we've been, we've been loving this. So I wanted to show you because I feel like it'll be near and dear to your heart too. Justin, I really like your videos and I hope you continue to do them and me being blind. Please I'd appreciate you doing them to where I can hear and you know, I'd like you to turn the recorder on when you go into the bathroom and let me hear you undo your belt, pull your pants down, set the toilet seat down, and sit down and do a good stream of pee in the water and a good shit and for me, since I can't see, if you could describe what it looks like in the toilet.

Oh God, I can't wait to get to this point. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. That's what this guy really loves. Oh, the sounds. Yeah. I like to know the details. You know, like she was like, in the whole quest to make me come, she was like, I don't

think you're an auditory person and she was like doing a lot of stuff in my ear. Did it work? Oh yeah. Oh, it did. Oh, it worked to to a degree. I mean, it was fun. Has there been any evolution? I have done it a couple times.

What? What? Wait, what? I started doing breath work. I tried the right stings. Josh. Really. This is a YMH exclusive.

Exclusive. Exclusive. A lot of therapy. Really? So hold on. You came. A couple times. Yeah.

Just what? How? What? Tell us everything. Yeah. Well, it turns out trust is a thing. Hey. And actually, so like recently, I did in a girl.

In a girl. Yeah. And it was awesome. Don't get me wrong. But then, you know, we stopped hanging out. So you're like, ah, shit. But we did like the casual hookup after the fact. And she did this thing where like we were doing, you know, sex.

Her dirty talk was like, you haven't fucked anybody else. Have you? And I was like, no. She's like, it would devastate me if you fuck someone else. And I'm like, this is like during sex. It was like the dirty talk. I'm like, I haven't. I promise.

You know. And then after the sex, I go, hey, by the way, have you fucked anybody else? And she was like, inappropriate question. And you're like, wait a minute, she goes, that was dirty talk. You can't hold me to dirty talk. I'm like, wait, so you wouldn't care if I fuck someone. I'm like, yeah, all over the place. So yeah, it's might take another minute here to get it reloaded.

Because this was a theory when we first learned about this. Yeah. That it was an intimacy thing. Yeah, it is. And trust is part of intimacy. And I do breath work. One place that I did it where I wasn't too intimate, I got a blow job in Indianapolis. And that was the first time I did it into a mouth.

Wow. She was just really like savage though. I mean, it was like, I guess this is what it takes, you know. Oh, so she was really putting it on you. But I also was doing, I was doing breath work. I was like, I can feel the blow job in my toes. I can feel it in my knees, you know, like I was. You were connecting to the experience.

So in the past, would you dissociate from what was happening? Yeah, I would be like, oh God, I got a flight at eight, you know, like I would go somewhere else. You wouldn't enjoy the moment. There must have been some girls that really felt badly about themselves. Yeah. Are you seriously not going to come? And you're like, not with you.

I mean, I'd come out of them and before I understood it what was going on, they would be like, what? You don't like me? Am I not hot? You know, and I'm like, I guess, I guess not. What a great lesson to women listening, that if you're ever with a guy and it's not, maybe it's not you. Yeah.

Have your fun, get off. And I mean, it's, it happens for women all the time. I hear it all the time. Women are like, I've never had an orgasm with a man. And it's like, that's more common, but it is the inverse is true, too. It is true, yeah. It's not serious. Really worked on you though. You like that, right? Oh, I mean I don't I know it I now I might have like PTSD from that

Oh, but at the time. Yeah. No. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I think you're gay You put on some weight Just a little gay boy, aren't you? The video Anthony shitting August 23rd August 20 30s logging 2008 I thought was into interesting the audio was really great on that interest. Uh, name is Bob. I wouldn't mind Videos like that and sending them to my channel. I like that kind of humor. It was fun humor There's too much clutter and noise and stuff like that and I'd be interested to

To know what you were showing in the picture since I'm a blind person So this is you know, this is in the cards for you. Yeah, you think that you'll get into maybe hearing those sounds one day I don't know about those sounds, but sounds for sure. I'd be like, you know Unzipper your zipper like that. Yeah, like what's here? Make the pussy wet. You know that kind of thing. Let's get that pasta stirred up. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you know Yeah, yeah, I'd like to hear those I'm gonna need the description of you know, yeah, I could do that. Yeah That's pretty cool. Hey, we have a new one. So we say we saved a new one of his for you I'm doing a video from my cam. Yeah, my webcam

You're one of the few that Have and I oh we have seen this one. We appreciate your understanding and cooperation. Yeah Please do share whenever you got to take a shit Every shit is different every shit is different. That's right. That's true loose ones solid ones, whatever gassy ones farts I Don't want you to do the laxative thing anymore. Obviously, that's obviously what you put yourself through and of course The throwing up those are weather updates because he's also an aviation my forte Wow, that's a choice throw up. It's scary. Yeah

Aviation he loves aviation videos to my god, but now it makes so much sense if everything is auditory Yeah, that's why he puts them on that all the same level of hierarchical needs or whatever There's no shame because they're all it's all audit, you know, it's all one sense. Yeah So he's like, yeah, it doesn't wait. It sounds like he doesn't want you to shit in front of him. He's just like I like the video I like hearing the smell of it. Yeah, I like the sound of it. Let's get it straight Why can't we only talking to dudes about it? How can my woman? Well, because a dude has a certain kind of shit I don't think he likes that like he doesn't want to hear like a ploop. You know, you got to get a splashy one

Yeah, he wants to hear a real dump. Is he Jan is D or is it just for the love of the poop? You know, I can't tell if he's aroused by it. It might be like an ASMR thing where he's like Oh, it makes me tingly and then he like yeah finger in his ass or something Well, we spent a lot of time talking about you know that you have this degenerative Yeah, I'm sure that your vision will get where I don't know if your vision has gotten I just had a checkup and it's stable But I'm finding out they're They're not making high-index lenses anymore. Really? Yeah, they're just stopping like you have to go to like a guild and all this

Shit like and get like an artisan how come because there's not a high demand for them anymore So these like what you know these glasses companies are not making high-index lens They stop at a certain and yours help a great degree. I'm assuming right. Oh, yeah, I would be fucked. Yeah Royally, I would be like all right. I you know olden times, you know, like I don't even know You'd be like send me your shit video. Yeah. Yeah, I mean this guy. Yeah, please shit so I can have if I can feel something Hearing your shit fall into the toilet We uh, I am scared I will forget what tits look like if I go blind, you know like one of those things But I will say I will use that as a reason to feel them. Yes

I don't remember what tits look like and then I can be like but this will be This will be we talked about how you can easily get pranked. Oh, yeah Yeah, I'll be like John's here's a big pair of tits in front of you and you'll be like hey This feels like a big dick. Yes We did say that it would be difficult for me not to get pranked and to own that I would have to just do prank porno prank for I'm in on it. Yeah for real But yeah, this audience are like what's in your mouth right now. You're like are these tits? I'm sucking on a tit right now, and it's a dick

And then we're just like gotcha Lots of milk So here's a blind guy talking about I guess what What it's like what he likes to touch I think In other videos I've talked about things I like to smell things I like to hear and now it's time to talk about things I like to touch Dice dice are cool to touch first off whatever they're made out of is it's a neat material I'm not quite sure what the heck that is, but then you can feel that the numbers on the stuff little holes and everything

That's I like them. I like gambling sometimes right you sit down at a blackjack table or a craps table You feel the felt on the table. That's always nice to touch Nothing better than such a nice big stack of 20s right yeah fresh out of the ATM those crispy bills You can't even bend him yet. I love those Yeah, he's got an appreciation for those more than he blinders. He just got his eyes closed. He's just he just woke up. Yeah Yeah, it's a bright light. God if that's what happens so much fun to touch it's a mess It gets everywhere, but it's so soft and just feels so good Flowers outside are nice to touch too, right like a rose for example is tremendous when it's all big and fluffy and stuff

Oh my god, dude, if I go blind and I start talking. I'm like, have you touched a rose man? Kill me fucking just ended to be like, yeah, go walk this way and it's traffic because I do not want to be fucking Tom have you ever felt a rose? I'm like, oh, we've really lost. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah It is sweet, but it's too it's like oh no Josh you did you did some stuff in your life and now you're touching a rose and you're like, oh golly. Yeah Yeah, so exciting. Yeah. Yeah, I think you would get a really good like Like sex game going though of like, you know, this is because you're funny and you know, you have a great personality And then I'd be like paranoid that I see blowing it

I would be like, you know, I'd be like, I got a girl to fuck me and they'd be like, yeah, Josh sure Cool because it's not a track. I wouldn't know what they look like. I feel like that would fuck with me Could you have your friends? You have to have a trust factor with your friend I really do. I mean, but again, they could be like, yeah, man. She's so hot You know, but somebody's me you don't trust anyone to tell you the truth Someone's gonna take it. I hope so. Yeah, but I would be going around asking I'd like have to pull the room probably dude. I'd be with you I feel like I do it to strangers because they were a rottweiler right here

But you could touch her face like you probably learn I don't know that I'd be good at that You probably get better at it, you know, if you practice I wouldn't how would I start practicing now? That's what I'm saying while like, yeah, so I'm gonna start touching faces. You should start doing that I'm just gonna go I'm just learning What a hot chick. Can I touch your face? Touch your face because I want to remember what a hot chick's face feels like. That's a good one dude. Yeah, I think it might work That's a good one Especially if you do it to like a six. Yes, it's really gonna blow it. I might throw that one around a lot

And plus you do need to touch some ugly faces. So you know what you're encountering there Yeah, I can go up to a two and be like may I Touch your beautiful face. So I remember and then you're like, oh, yeah, the ones that go like this Okay, I register Also, you could be like, yeah, I've never seen you know such perfect breasts and I'm losing my vision Do you mind so that I'll remember what yours feel like I did that in college quite a bit I would to get flashed. I would say I'd be like someday I hope before I go blind I can see tits as nice as yours and they would be like

See mine. Yeah, it's happened so many times. Nice. I also need to feel what it's like to finger a tight little hole I didn't try that one, but it would have if I had more balls on me. Maybe You know what one of my favorites is When I get a really short haircut to feel the back of my head that just that short short short hair He's right. These are all good. So cool. What if he's coming right now? That's why it looks like he's coming. I just love the way That feels. Oh my god. He's he looks like he's he's about to nut. Yeah in the wintertime, right? A nice comfy sweater Just to feel it. Mmm. It's so good and so big and soft and good fade of blue jeans are nice to touch That's making me sad. I mean brand new jeans not so much. The way he's describing things. He's been in the wash a couple hundred times

Oh, so soft and good and the best part about doing laundry, right? It's taking clothes out of the dryer It's so nice and warm, especially on a cold day and then folded them up. Sometimes animals are nice, right? There's like a rabbit little bunny rabbit So soft the fur or you know what else like a kitty like a little kitten And then when they're not busy scratching it and trying to play with you all the time If you get a chance to just pet him and touch him at those animals I just feel so soft and warm that is a nice touch. I could touch a dog to your whole day One more

With my feet to touch stuff like to walk on the beach It's like I love the feeling of my own ass Fresh out of your own penis after you stroke your dick So warm and sticky gooey, and you just let it dry on yourself and then in the morning you peel it off Oh, do you feel the flakes? They're so soft and smelly. I like to put it in my coffee Yeah, he's like I like to fart in my own hand put that fart to my face Sometimes I don't realize that I've shit in my hand so it's all the way up to my face So gooey and good

Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum Oh Would you want to give Josh the the full treatment fuck yeah, dog Rock and roll. Hell yeah, I miss the talk That's part of the day There you go Oh Get ready for that wrestling match

This guy's ripped And I can love me better than you can Fucking level for him you know this guy. Yeah, we get we get his a lot and he's always like he's always making like kind of sexual Comments, he's always doing a creepy smile at the end usually he's like in he's at the gym He's always the camera is always underneath them. He's like arm workout today And he does that but like shirtless creepy old guy stuff Also, it's always indoors with bad lighting. I think every gets his knobs. Well, sometimes I should hope so I mean look he's 70 years old. He's got it together for 70. Yeah, he's working out and he's you know, he's busy is active

He is my days. What are you wearing? So the headpiece is actually a necklace from one of my friends named K's mass It's a young designer from Brussels. The other is like a motor jacket as a skirt and Car's protection that I used to use in my performing work So I should and you're warm, right? It's quite warm. Yeah. Yeah, it's really warm It's getting to what most women generally dream about is to have a partner that is one hand Consistent loving that it feels safe and comfortable with and on the other hand is able to make her feel like a dirty little Sometimes when the time is right and I think this is something that a lot of men don't know exactly how to do either

They are on the safe side of the spectrum Which is wonderful and is important for her nervous system and general well-being and happiness and health But it can also be sexually boring a little bit on the other hand You have the narcissist who can embody very easily a sense of dominance and power imbalance that is very attractive in the bedroom Very sexually alluring But on the other side is very unsafe to be in a relationship with and I think if you want to be a masterful lover You want to learn to master both you want to learn to be this consistent dependable safe

compassionate lover that also Can invoke and embody the sense of dominance and power and in a playful Compassionate and loving way these dildos who just have long hair and chests like seals and fuck They are like now. I'm just going to tell everyone how to fuck good Really just it's like you have long hair idiot. Yeah, these cute. Yeah, exactly He did nail though his description of what women want right? Isn't this exactly what you want? Yeah You want a guy who's not going to abuse you emotionally, but turn it up a little bit. Yeah in the bedroom He trust him enough that he can yeah. Yeah, spitting your eye. Yeah

Staple your tits to the desk. Yeah like to do smack you around tell you fucking whore you are Okay, I'm going to choke you in the bedroom. Yeah knots in the street. Yeah That is sweet. I will put your head under the pillow and suffocate you for a while I won't slam your door in the car Yeah, so I'm your head in the car doors. Exactly. This guy you think is your tribe. Absolutely. He is. Yeah Yeah, he's French Yeah, yeah, yeah Do every day he fucks he fucks hard he puts a different video about how fuck

Yeah, he's my picture. I'm like looking in the mirror. He's got the yes I mean one thing for sure. I know this guy can finger you in the way. Okay, never imagine. Yes, you're it's doing the like You know, it's the little stuff. Yeah, the intricacies and he's saying shit the whole time. He's like, who is it daddy's girl? One of these right here Hi today's Monday public holiday here in Melbourne and today's makeup is Cleona's metallics looks really good purples and a black by revolution What do you think? I think it turned out quite I think I know exactly what Lady Gaga would say

You look amazing. You're my little monster. Just be you. You're just the best. So gorgeous Cost-wise too. Oh, I mean you're one palette. Maybe it's 40 bucks 35 40 dollars That's a lot just to look like a loony to psycho. Well, and she needs to de-redify the face She needs to put foundation on first. Oh, that wasn't deliberate. No, it shouldn't be I mean, it looks cool though She looks good. You need to tell him the face to be one color. Mmm. It's pretty, you know, de-redify You had had that straightforward talk with her. We were talking about Yeah, like put foundation on the wrong. Get that red out What the fuck this is foreigners with hyenas with animals again, that's a hyena. Yeah, holy

Corners with hyenas. They're so vicious. I rip you apart rip your whole fucking body Yeah, every time we watch one of these you're always we're always holding on for like, oh By this guy's fucking arm off. I know I've never seen like a hyena that up close and big Yeah, you're not supposed to it look like at a very like white teeth I know aren't they like scrunch like scrawnier, but faster in the wild and they just kind of yeah, they're gnarly I mean other big cats are terrified of a pack of hyenas, you know, yeah They'll leave their kills for them terror. They tear dead shit apart. Oh, yeah Tear a water buffalo apart. So yeah, this guy doesn't really stand a chance

Oh For lunch, guys got a rat and he's deep fry, right Throw for. How is washing the rat. Behavioral washes them so they're clean Yes, it's a white base element of in fact always my This is why I didn't understand why they were like, it's racist to say it came from a lab. I think it was It's more racist to assume it came from one of these animals They're animals and and here's the deal man. I'm not squeamish about eating a lot of things I've eaten goat rattlesnake

Shark fin soup chicken feet. I love Chinese chicken feet. This is what I will never try this rats With certainty. Well, look there are disease carriers. Yeah, right? Chad, does it carry the disease inside of their bodies like to eat them is probably not wise? Yeah, I don't think you should eat rats. They do have a lot of Diseases. Yeah, any rodent I wouldn't dare. I don't think they're tasty. I hear squirrel meat is real gamey You realize the way this country's gone. We're gonna be eating this we're gonna be forced to eat this That's what I was curious. How is it? Are we just running out of food? I mean grow all the chicken with steroids. Whatever you got to do out there GMO people. This don't make me eat a rat

No He's salting them now Now they're riced up. I mean does he have to eat the tail? Take the tail get nice and crunchy in his face. It's actually prepared just like you prepare a roll like a spicy tuna roll Yeah, exactly. He's making like soup. It's all wrapped up Now he's getting fried though I don't know, dude, even if you fry it, you're not killing Fuck that shit dude

No matter how hungry I am Fuck that shit Look how big that is To such a long stomach, big hands, brothers, if you take a bite, you decide by yourself I'd have to be beyond like starved for you know Their rats because they're like in a I don't know where the hell they are. That's uh, that's uh, Kansas City. Yeah I'm just curious if their rats don't carry like maybe they're a little more like grass fat or something Like grass fat organic rat. That's a good point. Like if they were just jungle rats, right?

Maybe that is less Disease because city rats are not like, you know living in the sewer. Right. Right. I'm not like in new york Like oh, this feels jungle this could be then you could probably right chad does that make a diff if they're like Is chad the fucking rodent next to you right no more I do not know it's a three right if they're grass fed rats. Yeah Yeah, what kind of uh stuff we dealing with here in the um outskirts of uh of shanghai what's going on? That's a rodent uh, specimens of the asian variety. There you go. There you go. See This is what it looks like when we're drilling a tooth with a pretty large cavity. Oh, watch this

I'm into dental talks what that little piece is What they're doing is using a round burr in a high speed and just slowly Really opening this up to expose more of the body of the cavity And what we find inside can vary looks like a little piece of silver just flew out there My best guess is that it was originally a silver filling that got new cavities around it Essentially at some point that's silver filling was just floating In cavity and so that's why it was unsupported and just flew out there They hollowed the fuck out but sometimes we find like spinach and stuff like that as well

And now they're just going around from outside in and cleaning things up with a round burr and a slow speed Let's see if this one needs a root canal. Oh, yeah, it's like it's really close to the nerve right now Okay, so the nerve space is exposed And so this tooth is going to need a root canal The reason why this area is not really bleeding is because the nerve is actually necrotic and it's died already So, oh sweet, and it's possible that this doctor already knew that this tooth was going to need a root canal Just based off the proximity to the nerve of the cavity and also Based off the x-ray and this is going to need a crown as well. Hell yeah, there's no tooth left

These are tiktoks I like, yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean she's a babe She can make you come Oh, yeah, I don't Isn't that crazy that was cool and all that it's just food and decay Yeah, and spinach right here a lot gets stuck in people's cavities makes me not want to eat it anymore. I know me too Ugh are my husband and I polyamorous or E&M ethically non-monogamous It turns out the label of my relationship matters to some so you tell me my husband I've been together for 13 years and non-monogamous that entire time

We've been married for nine and have two kids together. We're hierarchical So we put our relationship first if we ever feel like our marriage or our family is threatened Luckily, we've never felt like anyone was a threat to us. Anyone we've dated or been with has just added to our lives Most of our relationships have been casual, especially early. I find her Exhausted exhausting and also a scary person. Yeah, you know because she is articulate She is She speaks about it. Yeah, she's intelligent explains it intelligence in the service of neurotic. Yeah. Well, it's like

I mean, how many phylums do we have to put every little also? It's so self-serving like you you register the narcissism that she possesses and that she's either Hyper aware of I think she's aware of but the way that she explains it makes Makes she's trying to make you think I'm this is not self-serving. This is just oh you guys wanted to know. Yeah So many people so many people want to know about my side you don't need to put any of this out She climbed a mountain to tape. Well, that's the thing is she's on the ski trip And I'm like bitch you're spending your whole ski trip making these dumbass videos like no one we really don't care Right, you have two kids and you have somebody you know, you got two little kids. Does she yeah? Yes

How do you have time to even by the way everybody sees you at school? You know like that's sure as those kids get older they'll be like, oh, yeah I follow your mom on tiktok if I was a single dad. I'd be like see her at the pickup line goes up How's your ef p4 today, huh? So you're uh, so your snowboard videos pretty neat. Yeah, let me know what you need another uh non monogamous whatever the hell Yeah Both of these nuts work if you are trying to find out

Kids cute by the way. I like your kid. Yeah. Yeah. God set up a play date Bring the dude. So I will paraphrase one video. She made where she's like Did my husband and I Practice ethical non monogamy while I was pregnant and the answer is yes She's like, yes. Yeah, I know Oh, she's like I chose not to because I like my belly was getting bigger all the time. That was why she's like Well, yeah, you're fucking pregnant with another guy's seat already Like slow down only weirdos are trying to yeah

And she goes the only thing I asked is that he would sleep with people who didn't live in our city Because we live in a big city, but it's not big enough And I don't want people at school to know in my office. Like, well, yeah dipshit But now you're on tiktok every day. They also have to have the fun like how was your date last night? Oh my god, what if she said she's like as I grew I made sure that he had to exceed my weight Rice ball was able to pick any pick that was entrusted to me by her owner to preserve Once her skin was processed her carcass was used to make a mold and then a form was made with foam and clay So I'm going to be doing a test fitting here just to make sure that everything is lining up right and it's looking like it's going to be a good fit

She was old and had bad skin in her final year of life. And as a result, she's shedding a bit So I'm trying to be very gentle and with a little bit more adjusting. There we go It's looking like she's ready to mount. Yeah, nothing would make me feel happier than seeing that on my You know over the fireplace every day. This girl. That's what I want to know She's just a sweet girl with pretty nails. That's like I stuff guinea pigs and shit like that's like Could be I don't know that kind of tickles something in me. Yeah, I don't know what? It's kind of scary, but it's like just some hot. I just pictured like some hot little girl like me like Yeah

Hot little goth. This is your chick dude. Check her out. I think you could have a good time with her Yeah, how about you? She's pretty she's got yeah, she's got like this is what can happen if you haven't had a professional dental cleaning in a long time This yellow buildup that's surrounding the tooth is called calculus or tartar And it's basically soft plaque that has hardened through the minerals in the saliva and attached itself to the tooth You'll see that the tooth looks like it's pretty loose underneath. God damn it being supported by this hardened piece I got a schedule of cleaning the only way to save this tooth is professional dental instruments now I know who have tried to buy this cavatron which is the instrument that they're using here that has water coming out of it and

Vibrating off the stuff through amazon and I really wouldn't recommend it. It doesn't have water and it can burn the tube I highly recommend going to professionals to get this stuff removed I could watch people die before I watch that shit. Yeah, that was horrible That was not way to close things out. Hold on. Just listen. Hear me out. Yeah Josh, it's the girl of your dreams the girl of your dreams. She's a ten in every way. Okay, but She opens your mouth and she's just got the bottom is just full like that. Is it a deal breaker? Uh, can I smell it? probably

I could fight through it. I think I'd give it my best bet. I give it my best try, you know, give it the old college go around go for it And I'd really like even if I the first time I go like, oh god, I'd really I'd go back and try again. I'd be like, come on. Let's Now now Yeah, what's the smell like? It's gotta be bad Here's the girl of your dreams actually I'll play this for you because I gotta get this off my screen I know everyone has their panties in a bunch right now about how I've licked my own excrement before

But I will say I do not do that anymore. He's intrigued. I have learned And if I do do it, I make sure it's clean Usually, um, but I also don't do it with other people so then I can't catch strep from them And that's why I haven't gotten strep in over a year claps Thank you. Thank you There you go. She's cute. So she just wants to eat lick shit. She doesn't care about that. She doesn't she's not just like I've accidentally licked shit. Yeah, it's not

She she she gets after it on for a while Interesting. I I mean, hey at the end of the day, I'd be like, hey, whatever lady, you know, just don't do it in front of me Yeah, and also like it makes you feel like you don't have to clean up as well. No, she's beautiful too Yeah, you had the look of love on your face when you you're watching or like the real like yeah Yeah, there was a little twinkle in your eye. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's back. It's back. It's back um We have to wrap this up. So first of all, it's wonderful to see you. Thank you for having me. I appreciate it Um, what's on the what's what's on the horizon here for the roach fans?

Well, I got the the josh potter show every wednesday on youtube and all over the audio places and uh, as far as shows go I'm gonna be in Poughkeepsie new york june 1st I'm going to be in sarasota new york Comedy works june 2nd and 3rd great. So yeah, there's going to be more east coast dates too and then the road in the fall tickets are at On my instagram, we can buy tickets and the you'll link there link in the bio at josh underscore potter or on twitter at j underscore potter There you go. Um, thank you guys very much for listening. Thanks for watching and we'll see you next time

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