Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura - The Gift Of Dental Work w/ Sarah Tiana | Your Mom's House Ep. 719

Episode Date: August 2, 2023

WHAT’S UP CHOMOS? It’s another episode of Your Mom’s House. This week, Tom Segura and Christina P are joined by comedian Sarah Tiana. They discuss working at an amusement park, the importance of dental work, utilizing sleep tape, college football, Sex and the City, and much more! The Main Mommies introduce her to Rex from Humans of New York and Daddy Demarkco, show her videos of a girl getting a very cool neck tattoo, a ride operator prankster, a potentially racist cat, and Christina’s TikTok curations.https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinaponline.com/tour-dateshttps://store.ymhstudios.com/https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast

This week on your mom's house. I'm polite, but I don't like intimacy or familiarity. Do you feel like you should be able to give the gift of dental work for like Christmas gifts? Yes. I wouldn't let him touch my Amazon box. I think I can't do this in a minute. Is that what you call your asshole? Welcome, welcome.

Welcome to your mom's house. I'll feed a shane. Welcome. Another episode of your mom's house podcast. Thanks for listening. Thanks for downloading. Thanks for viewing us on the YouTube's. That's a nice jacket you got there, Jean. Thanks, I'm going for a new look.

What's the look? Just like corporate lady, like H.R. vibes, but I like to have fun too, you know? Right, that's what the necklace is all about. Yeah, it tells people, I shop on Etsy. I like to shop on Etsy. I put on a collared shirt for today's stuff. You do. You know why?

It's finally August. And... It's August your favorite And it's August your favorite month. It's a wonderful month, yeah. Yeah, it's just how this can be. Getting ready for school, going back to school was always an exciting time for me to get ready to go back to school. That month is so full of dread when you're like, when you see August and you hit August,

and you're like, fuck, then the countdown starts, you're like, God, dammit. I got to pretend I want to learn, fuck. And then the countdown starts, you're like, God, dammit. I got to pretend I want to learn. Like it's just the worst. And like schools can't just be like, here's the first day, they have to do like, well, the day before is popsicle this Friday.

And then the lead up is pajama. It's like, no, just to fucking go for it, man. Kind of a faded memory. And then having kids now and talking to them, like, how you feel about school? And they're like, I hate school. And then, you know, just like, it's so worse. I hate it.

Just sitting there, they talk. Yeah. I hate it. I'm like, yeah, I'm like, yeah, that's how you're supposed to feel about school. Yeah. And I go, no, it's great. And they're like, why?

Don't do anything. And they tell you stupid numbers. And I'm like, yeah. I don't know, like, you have to learn stuff. Why? Since you can be smart. Why? So that you can be smart. Why? Yeah, it's always why.

So you're not a fucking loser. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. You know what I'm saying? You know what's funny too? They're always like, oh, you grew so much over the summer. But it's really just two months.

That's not that long. So like, but it's not the summer that made you grow. You know what I'm saying? Well, it made you grow. It's just time, like two months. That's what time is, though. It's just two months of your life and you change so much.

Wait, what? I'm just thinking that if I don't go without seeing our kids for two months, generally. Yeah. It is drastic when you don't see a little kid. You can generally go that long? Generally speaking. Every two months, you see them?

No, I don't. No, don't go. I got you. So you're saying that when two months go by speaking. Every two months, you see them? No, I don't. No, don't go. I got you. So you're saying that when two months go by, it's startling when you share these little fuckers back. You're like, oh my God. Did you ever change a lot over two months? I always did.

My mother would be like, you grow so much in this summer time. And that's what she would send me to like Tarzan a park day camp and stuff. Like all these shitty day camps. You're going to learn to grow. I gained a lot of weight over one summer, I think. What did you do? You just stayed home and...

No, I went to Peru and I was supposed to stay back and just train with the team and I was like, I'm going to Peru and my coach was like, you're going to Peru and I was like, get my mom from there and he was like, oh, no. Yeah, so weird, right? And then he gave me this jug, this huge jar,

and it just written in marker, it said protein and carbs. Because he was like, you need to gain weight. And then I would make these shakes. And I wasn't training enough to be eating those shakes. I was making like two a day. And then I showed up in August for a sophomore year and he was like, whoa. And he's like, I guess you ate those shakes, I'm like, yeah, I didn't train.

I just didn't train. I mean, I did, I gained, you know, weight across the board, but I got, I came back to 10, I think I left it like, 185, I put on like 25 pounds. That you ate a lot of proven food too, I'm assuming, when you're, yeah. Yeah, I mean, the proven Peruvian food too, I'm assuming when you're... Yeah, yeah. I mean, the Peruvian food is not really gonna,

there's clean, it's like fish and then it's like normal portions, but I was just like pounding down those shakes and... Yeah. We weren't like hitting the gym, you know? We would just find one and use it for a day or two. I mean, I got my titties one summer. That's for sure. That's a lot of weight, that's probably 40 pounds. Yeah, I feel like I went from a no cup to a sea cup. Like I got. I'm having just. Totes. Yeah.

Roll like there was a summer. It's the same summer I started to smoke cigarettes and then I came back to school and I remember I was playing softball in PE and this fucking I'm gonna say his name James. I was running to second base and he goes damn Christina sprouted over the summer He said like that like damn yeah, what's LA? Yeah, of course Good you know got some titties. Yeah, I did some fucking troll. Okay, we like yeah, what a lay look at her titties. Yeah, I did. Some fucking troll, okay, we're like, what a lay, look at her titties, homie, shit. Titties are one of sucka nung. Yeah, cause there's a- Suck on your big old tittie.

Oh, for sure. Like, there's a moment in a girl's life where you're walking down the street and nobody pays you any mind, no any attention. And then one summer you come back and every fucking vato on the corner is like titties. Titties. You literally get sexually harassed like overnight. It's aies. Literally, you get sexually harassed overnight.

It's true. It really jumps out to you when you're young is that there's always a girl in every class who got tits before the other girls. For sure. And so it's just, it's just alarming. You're just like, and big tits too.

Yeah, and everyone else is like developing and then and then she's like, yeah, I have a fucking 28 year old woman's tits. I have full size decups and I'm 14. Yes. And that shit throws everybody up. Her, I'm sure in her whole life and her friend and then every boy is like, what is happening right now?

Like my dick keeps twitching when I talk. Oh. But I know that girl you're talking about in seventh grade. Big milkers, yeah. Her first name was Shelby, I'm not gonna say more. But I have vivid memories of Shelby's tits and being like, bro, like you said, like fucking Melonis, right?

Like cantaloupes. And just being, and everyone thought she was a slut. Like that's the other thing is she was a slut. They asserted it with like, you're a whore. She wasn't even doing anything. Of course not. She wasn't the whore. There was other chicks that were whores,

but it wasn't that girl. The girls that are whores are the ones that like wish they had those tits and so mad That she's getting all the titty attention and then they're like I'll suck your dick, you know I'd like some of that attention too. Okay. It's very satanic. It's true When did people because I remember in seventh grade people getting fingered in the movie theater after school, when did you start hearing of people getting fingered? Sixth seventh grade, yeah. Yeah, seventh especially, that really felt like. Fingering was huge.

That's when your friends would be like, here and they, you know, is that true? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Where the, when, wait, you were just there after they had sex? No, no, they would just be like, oh, I fingered her and then they'd put their finger by your nose and you're like, hey, it wouldn't be in the room with that. No, no, no, no, no.

I thought, they did it during lunchtime. No, and then they would always, you'd be like, does it really smell like fish? And they're like kind of. Yeah. No. Yeah. So nasty.

The way it was painted to us too, like, they're like, oh man, a girl's box is like the stinkiest, most rotten thing. You're like, really? They're like, oh yeah, man, it's like reeks. It's like a market, like a fish market. Yeah. Like picture of these guys just came in from doing like the crab dives and shit.

That's what's going on down there. And you're like, woo. And then you hear like, like easy e and like, I never eat that shit. That shit, and you're like, I'm never gonna eat that either. You know, I don't know what that was all about. And then you wonder why women have hangups about their vats. About their smells.

Well, but you think about if you're the boy and you're just hearing this from like, you know, other guys and pop culture, you're like, oh wow, it's the worst thing in the world. Because it smells terrible. It's gonna be the worst. And then when you first had it, where you're like, oh, this isn't the worst thing in the world. Because it's not terrible. It's gonna be the worst. And then when you first had it where you were like, oh, this isn't as bad as...

Oh, it's like a lap dog in. Yeah, you like it. Yeah, I was just lapping it up, yeah. I will say now as an adult woman, you're like, well, yeah, I mean, think about it. The pussy, as you say, is a portal. It's literally a canal, a flesh canal. Yeah.

That's like damp and bacteria collect, and then it's a portal into your fucking internal body into an internal organ. It's a direct... It's gnarly. Opening into the human body. Yeah, that's right. So everything comes out. One of the things that happens... Crazy. ...is that the reason that even a stinky thing comes up is because a woman who, let's say, it doesn't live any type of healthy lifestyle is going to have probably

a horrific smelling bad. We get to clean the external bits and then the inside is rotten. But I'm saying if she is eating bad food and not taking care of herself, it probably is rotten and horrible. And then the guy that starts telling those, so that's how that whole thing spreads. Yeah. Like somebody who doesn't, just like a dude who is totally unhealthy and lives like shit probably doesn't have the best tasting gizz, I'm assuming.

Oh yeah, I've been with a few, like loser pod heads. Yeah. And they just eat fast food and their gizz taste terrible. But also apricot, you did your point here of a, yeah, like do you know that after you give birth, the doctor tells you not to go swimming for eight weeks. And there's a reason it's because your cervix still hasn't completely closed up. And if you get water, let's just say chlorine water up in your badge, three year cervix, India or uterus, like that could be devastating.

Game over. Game over, could be devastating. Game over. Game over, bro. Game over, homie. Yeah. Mm. I mean, that burp is a thrill. Because that was my throw. Oh, wow.

It's interesting to hear why you think a woman's pus-puss stinks, because I also think it's hormonal. Yeah. The skin on the outside of it's not properly cleaned. And also think about everything inside of our uterus has to come out of our badge. If you saw a period, you would not be that throw about posse I think I haven't seen periods not like I've seen periods well not like you don't know what I know I'm sure I donke. Can you just play a clip? Stop it! Alright.

Glad to make some money right quick. Alright. Yeah. Yeah. But I don't think I ain't peeking now. Got my eyes on that chocolate drop right there. Boom. That it. Yes. Sure.

But I know one thing. I know them things right there on the top of your chest. I'm melting my mouth and not in my hand. I know that. God, no! That ain't motherfucking a whole milk dud right there. I'm telling you, boy, that pure chocolate right there. Mmm-hmm. Mmm-hmm. That's it, that's it, man.

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Bitch acid a dog. Chill out, Christine. Don't you nut theiggers me more I Ligently get scared when you say why It's a scary scary Man, which isn't the dog Why is that scary sense what the same is that a scary? What we what do you mean? Why is that scary listen in the last time mother fuckers look like you said that to me

It's a scary day. This is scary day. The just the first few syllables of what you say You scared to enough Yeah, yeah, yeah, well, I mean, not for different reasons than any. It's, you know, I feel like someone's gonna isolate this and all of a sudden, paychecks are gonna stop coming in, you know. It's just that's all these other different quick. Have you ever when I just say, Nadeau, is that also scary?

A little bit sometimes, yeah. Jesus. Yeah. Cause it's a coin flip. Is this good news? Is this bad news? Am I gonna get, you know, ay, fucking go, I don't know, fucking run a marathon.

I don't know. Yeah a marathon. I don't know How's your training? Yeah great Feel good. Yeah, yeah got some blood work done to get their send me straight They're leveling me out. Yeah, just trying to take baby steps and baby steps. Yeah, so that's why you know It's it's still kind of look a little bit the same. Yeah, this week, you know. It's all about easing into the hard work. You don't want to just start at a 10. No, no. Couple casual walks and then all of a sudden, a few months later, 26.2 miles.

Easy work. Easy work. And they're not gonna be calling you a bichassnidav anymore. A bichassnidav. Oh man. Oh, fuck. This is five, six, two, close to some, I don't like. Oh man.

Really excited about it. Isn't that cool that your uncle's like, mm-hmm, those nook does on your chest and mountain, mountain mouth. Huh? Well, there's nothing grosser. Isn't that cool that your uncle's like, mm-hmm, those milk duds on your chest meltin' my mouth? Huh? Well, there's nothing grosser. I know them things right there on the top of your chest, I melt my mouth.

Then like a paternal sexual, it's so gross. It's like my dad would say shit like this. Yeah, there's more. No thanks. I'm telling you, whatever, if I could make me go, suck my chocolate out that bad boy. Hey number pure chocolate milk Yes, sir It's amazing

It's amazing. Oh. No, thank you. That's pretty cool. It's getting that chocolate milk in his mouth. I mean, I guess my uncle. Stop, stop. I used to hate it when my dad would even flirt with waitresses. He was probably a regular flirt, right?

So embarrassing. What do you do right? So embarrassing. What'd he do? Just so embarrassing. Just like, he was very coy. He'd be like, oh, where are you from? Thailand. I want to go there. I've been to Thailand.

Oh, like a smooth way. Like a subtle, not aggressive. Never. He wouldn't be like, you're really beautiful. That's two on the nose. Yeah. You're like, oh, you know, he gets to pretend like, you know, no but their lives

just off. Nothing, nothing upsets me more than like getting to know the server. I know. It's like, now you're beholden to the whole conversation. I can personalize the whole thing. Yeah, and I'm like, I don't want that type of relationship with you, you know Like when they come up, I was your day going. I'm like, okay, so You guys have plans today sometimes I ask you about your you have any plans and like that. Are you coming along?

I don't like I like to go your polite. I wouldn't your polite. We're polite. I'm polite, but I don't like I don't like, I don't like, I like to, well, you're polite. I wouldn't, you're polite. We're polite. I'm polite, but I don't like, I don't like intimacy or familiarity, you know, like. It's too much. Way too much. Because I've done it, I've made the mistake, like I'll have a couple of glasses in me. Yeah. And then I'll start chatting with the server

and then I do find out something about them. We have a comment. Now every time they come over, I feel the pressure to have a meaningful exchange, because we've said that precedence of like, yeah, we have a rapport now. Are you seeing what's on the board right now? What's on? Look what's highlighted. That's about his dad.

What are you talking about? That my dad would always flirt with waitresses, but the part that's highlighted. I don't want it. It's so different. If they had their navel exposed and they had a piercing there, he would, because he's a jeweler, that was his angle.

Oh. He'd like, you're just be like, what's this? And like, he would just graze. And he was married. You're married. Actually, no, no, this was post-evolous. He wouldn't do that.

You would touch. He would touch, he was like, what is this, is real? And like, almost, they would almost never like push back from it. Really? Which is, I mean, my dad did have GAMY, did run through it and had a class once. Yeah, you did something.

Was he hot? Was he a good looking guy? I mean, he looked like me. Kansom, handsome fella. Was he a redhead? He used to be, yeah, he like turned gray around 45. Long hair? For short hair.

Literally, I'm a carbon copy of them Really just think you could be doing the same stuff Yeah, just touching belly button rings as I see like where is this fun? You say yoga he fell asleep. We would fall asleep in class No, no, that was when we both got a massage and they started up or cutting me in the asshole I try to see how he was reacting and he was fast asleep. I thought you told me in Hot Yoga

he would take a nap, like literally nap. Actually, yeah, he fucking got a nap in there too. Yeah, he would take as many nap as he could. There's something, you know what he would do? He would always do this thing where if he was driving me, he would close the eye that was facing me and then he's kinda like start like going back like this.

I'd be like, wake up, he's like, I got to do it. Yeah, terrifying dad. Fun times. I remember my dad. We used to go to Riverside to hang out with my uncle. Yeah. And relatives there, right? And dude, they would get ripped all day. Like Hungarians just drinking fucking ripped and then we get in the car and just drive back to Los Angeles. And I remember when I, but the time I was 15, I was like, this isn't good. And I was like, dad, I don't think you should drink and drive.

And like, he and my stepmom got so mad at me for even saying anything like, what are you talking about? Your father is not drunk. He is not the drunk. He's not even, you're like, um, okay. You drank all day though. Oh, fucking day.

Yeah. You're 20 drinks today. Yeah. And the 90s. So what? So what, you fucking pussy? Yeah. So crazy.

Yeah, bitch about it. Yeah. Great. All right. Let's take a quick break. And we'll be right back. And we're back with a good friend of the show and of our lives.

You can see her special on YouTube called 44 right now. Please welcome Sarah Tiana, everybody. Yeah. I can't believe it. Been a long time. Been a long time. I miss y'all. It's great to see you. It's been a long time. I miss y'all. It's good to see you.

It's great to see you. Every time I see you, you're in a bigger, fancier place. That's true. It is a bigger, fancier place. Every single time I've ever recorded your show. It went from a apartment in Burbank at Red Bands apartment. That's right. Dental updates.

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it's a boy and I go, it's not the time, not the time. You know, I don't need your dental jokes. Speaking of dental updates, I'm leaving here at an exact what's just about less than an hour because. Oh. I. What is that? That's special music.

I'm going to the orthodontist. I'd never had braces. I'd never had retainer, anything like that, my whole life. And then about nine months ago, I got a regular checkup at the dentist. And they're like, as your bite always been like this. And I was like, what? And they go, you're bite. And I was like, what are you talking about? And then they go, well, it's kind of like, I go have like a slight over bite, you know? And they're like, no, you may have. And they can do sleep with like a mouth guard or something. And I go, yeah, like to help

with snoring. And what it does is it, yeah, like to help with snoring and what it does is it makes your lower jaw go forward, but I've slept with it for like over a decade and they're like, yeah, it moved your jaw. So I have, in visoline right now, at 44 because you did orthodontics to yourself. Get out. And they're like, you moved your jaw.

So now I'm trying to move my jaw back. Is that crazy? You have to get head gear? Well, I have mouth gear. Oh, I thought you had something in your mouth. I didn't want to say anything. No, no, no, no, no. And people have noticed they're like, what's up with your way you talk? I'm like, I have to shit my mouth, man. Like, yeah, I've had people be like, are you chewing on something? I'm like, I have braces in my mouth, dude. You know, I have to say that it has made you appear more youthful. The braces? Yeah.

I've really enjoyed watching you take a mount to eat. Like, you know, like, because I've had retainers, I've had braces. It's bringing me back to watching you, that. I know, when you watch porn in the girl has braces, it's always like, this is pretty cool. No, stop. Oh, sorry. I didn't know. I'm not saying the same thing.

But now that everyone's probably so changed, it's probably not as messy. Right? I can just remember it is, I don't want to bring it up, but I still have a permanent retainer on the bottom. You still? Yes. What do I mean? From when I was, I got my braces off when I was 16. Yeah. So it's been almost 30 years. And you have permanent? I have a permanent retainer on the bottom one. Why is that? I don't know.

They just said they always say, like, we can't, we don't want to take it out because then your teeth will move. And then you have to get braces. Because I was really hoping you'd be like, I don't know. And then you go and then they're like, oh yeah, you could have taken this out.

Like, what? That would be the best if they're like, why do you have this in? Oh, I just never brought it up. But here's what's fucked up about my situation, is that so I get these snorkeards. It's just, it's custom made, right? So they take a mold of your mouth

and they're like, you put this in. And over like, you know, every few years, you'd be like, I want a new one, you know, it's, it's a bit fresh, like it. And they would just be like, yeah, you go, I go, get a checkup, cleaning, make you a new one, and you go, and you go, and you're doing this for years. And then And they would just be like, yeah, I go get a checkup, cleaning, make you a new one, and you go and you go and you're doing this for years. And then this dentist is like, yeah,

you shouldn't have done that for that long. I'm like, no, I can no other dentist fucking set that. I don't know. Yeah. Okay, I just have a, I moved my own jaw. And they're like, mm-hmm. I'm like, well, did you get a second opinion from that dentist to make sure that you did move your own jaw?

Yes, I did. Whoops. I was like, did you shoot? Yeah, I'm glad it doesn't have to get neck gear. That is so I had neck gear. It's so embarrassing. But this fucking Doctor said to me those they're like, we'll see Nadav goes He goes What? Somebody has neck in it. Ted Giller. That is fucking. Nadav goes, he goes, he's like, okay, we'll see how these work. Like the, and then he's like, and then, you know, when we're done with like that period of time, you know, we might do some like shaving down some teeth, moving some stuff around. And I was like, I just was like, yeah, yeah, yeah.

And then he leaves, and I tell the dental assistant, I was like, you know I'm not gonna do that shit, right? Like whatever happens happens, and then I'm done. And they're like, oh no, he's really good. I don't give a fuck, I'm not shaving teeth down, I'm not. I don't have some tooth, like, my face isn't like, oh, I have to move it, I'm just doing a slight cosmetic

fix on it. I don't know. Well, after that, you're gonna get all veneers, right? Like a pool. And you're gonna be like super white. Like that white on the screen. That white, you know. The Tom Cruise team.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Post-Rusky Business, Tom Cruise. No. You ever see people, then you go, you've ever been, have you ever been to a dentist? You know, like yes.

You go, okay, some people make it, go get too much dental work done, and then there's other people you go, you could go once. Once. I think there's a clinic that's, yes. Have you ever given somebody the nudge? I've done that before.

To get their teeth fixed. To dudes. Yeah, well not even thick, just like, they're just looking at their mouth, and I'm like, I'm gonna go to the dentist teeth fixed. To dudes. Yeah, well not even thick, just some like, they're like, I'm just looking at their mouth and I'm like, I'm gonna go to the dentist this week. So like, oh yeah, I'm like, yeah, you ever go? I'm like, you do not do that. I've done it, I've done it.

And I'll be like, I'll go give it my guy and they'll like, I don't have dental insurance. Don't worry, I'll cover it. Like, I'll take care of it for you. I do feel like you should be able to give the gift of dental work for like Christmas gifts. Yeah. Instead of bullshit, but that's so rude.

It's from the tooth fairy. I love the tooth fairy. I bought you some teeth. The tooth fairy got you a Christmas present. Some teeth. Well, because I know somebody in my life, June, who I've known my whole life, they have a tooth missing, and they're front,

and like, they haven't changed it. They haven't done anything about it. It's been a decade, and I want to be like, I will give you the gift of a tooth, but I feel as though that's rude as shit. I mean, is this the same person I'm thinking of? It's not your relative, but it's on my side of the force. Okay, because there's someone on my side of the force

who has a neglected toofy. Oh. And then. Darker, like a little darker. A little darker. And then anytime the thing. The black sheep have put the fangs. The bitch asked Nadabah their mouth.

And oh my god. Not. He's just an angel. And. He's the anxiety medicine. He's crazy. He's crazy. He's like this person, right? You see this, like you said, this darker tooth. And then as... Across the street. As life, as life kind of progresses, sometimes there'll be something like, I don't know, a car purchase or a trip and you're like, Hey, man, why don't you? Priority.

Yeah, get your face fixed. Yes. And then get the car on the next time, you know. Yeah, you don't wanna be a butter tooth situation, you know, where you're like nice car, then you get out and you're like ugly face. Yeah, yeah, that too. Terrible.

Yeah, you gotta take care of that, you know. The tooth is always a priority. Especially if it's one, it wasn't that even like, trying not a whole. Not a whole. Yeah. Yeah, you gotta take care of that, too. The truth is always a priority. Especially if it's one. It wasn't that even like trying not to be constructive. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I know. I got my, I got my mouth widened. What? Yes. Recently when I met my husband, he was like, you got to get some work. I'm like, okay, I'm just kidding. No, I, when I was in, that was the whole problem, my mouth was too narrow, so my teeth were all, you know, going different directions because they didn't have enough room, so I had to get the thing

on the top that, and you turned this key and it would just bite it. How painful is that pain? Incredibly painful. You're torturing yourself. There's a little key and you would turn it every day. This was as a kid. Yeah, so I think I got it when I was 13 or something. You can definitely see some wild shaped mouths. Yes. Like, people have very distinctly shaped, different.

Yes. People have actual small, or the tooth, like the teeth align, and they go back in a narrow way, as opposed to like the full front and shape. Yes. Like I wonder what your teeth would look like, like, if we were in the medieval period. Oh, yeah.

Everybody's taking a second. Everybody's taking a second. medieval period. Oh yeah, I always think about that. Like, what if I lived in London and I just didn't care. Yeah. I don't think that. Sorry, London. I know. They're there. They're there.

Well, my teeth had a big gap. I had a huge gap, buck teeth. I had everything wrong with me. I knocked out half of this one. I mean, it was a mess. It took four to six years to fix that fucking. Yeah. That's why I get them all nice and sparkly now was a mess. It took four to six years to fix that fucking mess. That's why I get them all nice and sparkly now.

Me too, I take real. Scarring. When people tell me I have a nice smile, I'm like, you can thank my orthodontist and couch. Can you believe we even had one? We did. We had two dentists in the orthodontist. You did a good job.

They did a great job. And so I give them all the credit. It was the only thing I didn't, like I just was lucked. I didn't have anything in my teeth. We're like pretty straight. Yeah, I'm good. You get to your 40s and they're like, hey, you know, you fucked your whole mouth up.

I'm like, crazy. I'm like, yeah, that's crazy to me. Yeah, that is crazy. If the nobody told us that that would happen. Open now, but now I just, I duct tape my mouth shut on a sleeper night. Oh, and that's now I just, I duct tape my mouth shut. Let me sleep at night. Oh, and that's what you don't want to surprise. Why?

It just stopped snoring because now he was the one that did it for so many years. Sorry. And now I use duct tape. Yeah, I love a sleeping mouth. I do. I love the mouth, sleeping mouth. You know, she's like, she's not dreaming up to you and gum. We don't bother you if I did that.

To me, at the night, yeah, a little bit. Spells over. Seriously? No, I don't think I would. Honestly, I'd like that. I wish you would. That would be a nice wake-up surprise. That was a total 180.

Yeah, that would be a good rule. I would say that's a 360 that. Yeah, I wish you would. That would be a nice wake up surprise. That was a total 180. Yeah, that was a total. I would say that's a 360 that. Yeah, I wish you would. You could do that. You're my husband, you're my son, I'm your mom. So I don't even have to know consent, right? I can just, I'm sure. I can send you that she's sleeping in the bed.

That's right, why the fuck are you even here? That's what I would say in court. The fuck was she doing there? I don't know, Tets were out. What am I supposed to do? Do you have to sleep with anything? Like you really do duct tape. No, you do not duct tape your mouth shut.

What's it called? She's fine. OK, so there's sleep tape, right? Sleep tape. Sleep tape. OK, but no, but here's the crazy thing. It looks like duct tape. I was informed about this first, so I got some sleep tape.

And it's just a promote nasal breathing. It's supposed to have a number of benefits. Some people do it even when the exercise, it's like this thing that's taken off. But it's really good for sleep. So I put it on my mouth, she sees me with it a few times. And then I go, you should try it, you know?

It has these, a number of benefits. And it's especially supposed to help with snoring. And I hear her, like, sounds like a fucking donkey's like next to me, right? So I tell her, I'm ripping. I'm like, you're ripping. So she's like, yeah, I don't want to do that, I don't want to do that. And then one time I should go, oh, I tried that, you know, the duct tape thing, and she's fucking hurts taking duct tape off.

And I was like, what are you using? And she goes, duct tape. And I'm like, I go you using? And she goes, duct tape. And I'm like, I go, but they make sleep tape. Like it's gentle. It's for this. Rip my lips off. And she's like, oh, I just, I just got some duct tape

and tape my house. You're out of your mind. Can't breathe as well with that. No. This stuff is meant, like if you go like for it. This it just comes apart, you know what I'm saying? They're exfoliating. It's like a pre-mine step up for your bath.

It really does. It actually works, cause I do wake myself up snoring a lot. And now since I broke my ankle, I sleep with so many pillows. We have like 80 pillows on our mat between my legs and then I don't have my head and I'm fully four to five pillows.

Never since pregnancy too. I do like a lot of pillows too. You do. Yeah, I do. What do you do? Yeah, I have two pillows. Chris sleeps with one, but I have two, because I have one for my head, and then one that a cooling pillow that I kind of grab on to.

Yeah. Because I have to also be covered with lots of blankets. I'll sleep with two behind the head, and even one under this eye sometimes. Oh, like a king. Like a king. Yeah, like it's a throne. Yeah. And I, I like it.

It's kings behind you. Oh, these gentlemen are incredible. But then he also sleeps with a weighted mask that he ties around. So he looks like it's like, it's like, it's not just a sleep mask, but it's, it's weight. It has like beads in it. So you feel a little pressure. Yeah, it's like a POW when you do. I do.

I look over there. Now we're getting to what I'm into. Yeah, right? Yeah. Yeah, she's always like, oh, okay. Okay, that's what I'm doing. Yeah. I can see you. I can see around your neck in case you run I can find you in the house

Perfect, and this is what excites you love it to my favorite thing this and when a guy really asks me in Detail what I like sexually. I want to hear about it. Let's talk about it How do I like my box eating? How much pressure? It's too much. How do you feel Sarah about a guy that wants to really know details? I want to know. Well, I'm not really a shareer,

so I don't think he would get too much out of me. That's kind of what Rex was talking about. Women aren't here. We're referring to a gentleman who was giving, could you pull him up his advice on how to, he says, he's really good at pleasing women. And he left a number of quotes to this very popular Instagram page called Humans of New York.

I don't know if you're familiar with it. It just basically will show anybody who's in New York and then kind of gives you a recap of what they're saying. So if you go to his original post actually, so like if you clip on like, you know, like this one, yeah, well, if you go one his original post actually, so like if you clip on like, you know, Like this one. Yeah. Well, if you go one of the other ones, I was gonna make an example of What they normally are like so like it's like this lady is like my grandmother had this big antique mirror that she let me keep in my room I'd stay in front of it and hours pretending so it's it's basically showing you that everybody has a story sure right

And it's usually things like that. And then on the next one, this guy just popped up one day. And he's just like, basically, I can, I can have an orgasm without ejaculating. And I've, I've given thousands of orgasms to women. I'm like this master orgasm giver. Yeah, orgasm giver. And he just, he talks all about this and about, he said, I was so good at it that I was ruining women's lives.

And I came to the realization that I would rather have you be my friend than have sex with you and have you hate me, right? So that's the sum and you're like, holy shit, like this is just unbelievable, right? So we talked about them, and then we got them on the phone. Oh, no. Yeah, we talked to them.

He was really sweet. He was actually. I'm sure he was so excited to eat. He was so nice. So sweet, though. And then the next time it was this one, right, this came out, and he was like, I'm basically a big butch lesbian.

And he talked about, well, in this summary, he also talks about how grotesque he finds that people are actually asking what someone's body count is. You know how many people you've slept with? And he was like, he was like, what a horrific thing to ask a woman. You know, maybe she was experimenting whether she was young or old. Like, what an awful thing to do. So then you're like, oh, wow, what a feminist this guy is. And then they've profiled him again.

I don't know if they've ever profiled what I said. Then it was this photo where he's in a sauna holding two women's feet. And he basically in this one says what Christina was alluding to, which is that, um, Married it. Yeah, please. He likes to always ask the woman, if you had a magic wand, what would be your perfect man? I let them tell me how they want to be treated, and then I follow instructions.

I can't tell you how many women have told me, wow, you don't go down on me like a guy. Most men just put their whole face in it, way too much, especially if they're stubble involved. I'd personally recommend shaving your face right beforehand, shave that shit down until it feels like a baby's ass. If you're not gonna do that at the very least, you've got to lead with the lips. Use the tongue gently.

And don't go straight for the clitoris. Aim for one o'clock. You can't go wrong with one o'clock, but don't just park at one o'clock, travel around the entire area sensitive. With men, it's all about travel around, the entire area is sensitive. With men, it's all about the penis, but with women, it's all about everything, except the butthole.

This one is so important. But balloon knot is not for you to touch, ever. Not even once, unless you're asked. It just goes on and on. But like, how do you feel as a woman hearing this detailed, you know, like giving this much information? Well, and also like what you're saying, because what you originally asked you

is that they make it very clear what they want, right? A woman, so it's like some of them, intimacy scares them, they don't wanna be face to face, they don't wanna share, share these things with you, they may have had trauma. And that will, so in that case, listen and just hold them.

Well, I don't, I think if I've gotten that far with this guy, yeah, it's with Rex, I'm not there for the conversation. Right. So I don't think I want you to. Ask too many questions. Hold me or ask me questions. Yeah, right. Just go. Just go. Like, I'm sorry. Like if you don't, if you need me to give you an instruction manual, maybe you are not very good at your own place. I think it's a looting of the fact that he really pays attention. He just wants you to know that he's really what he does.

And I do give him credit for that, but yeah, I just, it's too much. Because you said you don't want, and you said that you're not getting to know who the guy is then, right? Right. Because if he's all about you and like servant servicing you, like then I don't know what his vibe is. And this whole thing is like, I'm just serving him. I'm just, it's like, that's too beta energy for me. Yeah, so just fucking go for it and let's figure it out.

Yeah. Don't make me tell you every little thing. It's okay. Sometimes. Can I touch your breasts? You just need someone a little more direct. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah. Oh, sometimes. My name is Demarco Flemmin. Are you gay? I'm bisexual. Are you top or bottom? I'm a top, dumb top, aggressive top. Can you describe what dumb top means?

Dumb top means which means I grab you by your back and then put your face down, ask some and fuck the shit out of you and have you walk crazy for days. It's my guy. Well, crazy for days. Crazy for days, between you and me, you be real sore and you be calling me on the phone. Daddy, Demoko, I need help. I'm sore, give me some town hall. That's what that means.

Hmm. Tylanol. Different style, though. Completely different style. Yeah. But sometimes you need that. Yeah. And sometimes you need the sauna guy.

The sauna guy. Why is he in a sauna with women? That's a butch lesbian. That's what he does. I would just, I like separate sauna. So it's really depending on your mood whether you want sexy rexie or daddy demarko. That's what you're saying today, right? Well you need to find yourself a partner that can be both.

Yeah, that's right. That is where you go. There you need somebody that will maybe listen one day and the other day It's like I don't want your vice. I just want yeah Crack your neck Get you some time. Yes, make she get an invisible line Yes, but your draw Yes, but that is fascinating. Yeah, it's not cool. I I was also admiring The guy that was doing this sweet talking when I came in you guys were talking about the guy doing the sex talking

Oh, yeah, the uncle. Did you realize that he is wearing a Dave and Buster's jacket? No, I did not see that's why we bring comedians in here. They always pay attention to details So I had to make some money right quick A hoodie that says Dave and Buster at the orange logo, which I know. I don't think I ain't peeking out. Got my eyes on that chocolate drop right there. Boom, there it is. Yes, sure.

But I know one thing, I know them things right there on the top of your chest, I melt my mouth, and I'm not in my hand, I know that. God, yo, that ain't motherfucking. You're right, David and Busters. He's a big ticket winner Dave Investors, yeah Well, this is where you meet women

Yeah Uh, it's definitely where the children go I mean, it is where I went on my first date So I'm not like not Was it really? Yeah, it's where we went on our first date Yes How old were you?

This was when seven years ago, so it was 30, 8 Yeah Oh, you're first ago, so it was 38. I thought you meant, oh, sorry. I thought you were your first date ever. No, no, no. I wish date investors had been around. Yeah, I was a teenager. That's great.

Did you ever have a cool summer where you blossomed or changed or gained a bunch of weight? Oh, I mean, I feel like every summer. No, I mean, I gained a bunch of weight and call it like my freshman year. Like your arm worked. Yeah, but mean, I gained a bunch of weight and call it, like my freshman year, like your arm worked. Yeah, but then at the time I was working,

then the next summer I was in a different show at Six Flags where I was inside a costume and we were sweating in the heat of the summer, so I got back. Oh nice, what's the costume? I started out in Taz. We were in a band called What's Up Rock, and I was the drummer.

Wow. Taz, who had two. So you were always a performer? Wow. I didn't know this about you. I'm not even 20 years old. I don't know that. Yeah, so in high school, I auditioned to be a performer

at Six Flags, which was very far away. It was kind of a big deal. And I, yeah, I... Is that a good gig? What are the perks? It was a great, it was the perfect I, yeah, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, yeah, everyone's trying to go to six bags and you could get people passes. I got you. I have a job. So I started out in like the Bugs Bunny World Games because I was never a cheerleader in high school, but everybody thought just assumed I was a cheerleader because I just have a very peppy personality.

So I immediately get hired in this show, even though my art teacher at the time was like, don't audition. They only take really good people. And I was like, oh, God. I only want to go there. So yeah, like 1,000 people auditioned and they picked 30. And so I was one of the ones. And I was like the host of this kids game show.

Like, you don't want to eat daffy. He's too tough, you know, just like that kind of stuff. And then anyway, so then the second year, they changed, we got bought by Warner Brothers. And so then they brought on, you know, all these different characters. And so we did a, I remember that. They kind of like, performance show, but yeah.

They changed, yeah, they did a rebranding. Yeah, they did a rebranding when they got, they got bought by a different parks company. Yeah, it was a whole thing. And like, we were, we still were not very cool. Like the country singing show was the cool. That was a jam. That was like, oh, all the real stars are in this show.

You know, we're the ones in sweaty costumes with kids to try to push you over. And I remember for a while, I was daffy and then I would really get back at kids wearing the daffy head because you would just be like, you know, just do a quick, you know, and then I would really get back at kids wearing the daffy head because you would just be like, you know, just do a quick, you know, and then just smack them with your beak. Yeah. Or guys would just try to tackle you.

And like the giant task thing. And the task head is out to here. And then you have these like two foam things on your shoulder. Do you think it's throwing out for doing that? Like, for trying to tell you. I mean, I think there's like, we can report them, but like, what are we, you know, we're like to say that. I mean, I think we can report them, but like, what do we, you know, we're like 18 years old,

I don't know, it's an older person that did that. Can I say any? But I learned a lot because that was like, then I ended up transferring from UGA to Georgia State in Atlanta and kind of everything changed from there. So I was just kind of, yeah, I mean, for my personal career, it was better.

I kind of wish I had had more of a college experience. Which is like UGA, right? UGA is like, I never even got to go to a football game. Now, I go once a year because we're dominant. But when I went to school, I went to school with Heinz Ward, so I was like, we were not dominant back then. You guys really are dominant. We're very dominant. Yeah. And you know, this is, I know you do not care.

But here's the gender trader. So for our, Sarah, comes out every time. Since 2009, my voicemail said, you read Sarah Tion and Matthew Stafford, please leave a message. Oh my god. Since 2009, when he got, so Matthew Stafford was the quarterback at my old college, you know, he could straffed into the NFL to play for the Lions,

so I changed my voice mail to say that. And that was a way for me to weed out the week, right? That was a way for me to say, if a guy calls me and he doesn't know who Matthew Stafford is, we have nothing to talk about, right? And so that's him, right there. And then he comes to L.A LA and now he plays for the Rams. Oh, right.

And so, but then this last two years, we've won the National Championship in College Football and we've had a quarterback named Stetson Bennett, right? They call him the mailman because he can deliver, right? Hopefully he can deliver on Sundays in the NFL. I don't know. But anyway, he gets drafted. And well, I changed my voice mail to say Stetson Bennett instead of Matthew Stavett. anyway, he gets drafted. And well, I changed my voice mail to say

Stetson Bennett instead of Matthew Stavard. And then he gets drafted and he's playing on the same team as Matthew Stavard. He's his backup. What are the chances? I know, it's awesome. You manifest this in some way. Have you met them?

And then live in LA. Have you met them? I've met Matthew one time. I was way too nervous to talk to him. Oh, you were? Yeah, I mean. Because you guys gotta do the recording together. We're like, hey, it's Sarah.

And he's like, and Matthew's to effort. And you know, you got to do that together. Oh, no, yeah. And then I'll have his wife, Kelly, be like, and it's okay. You know, say that and I'll be like, yeah. Yes, I know, that would be awesome. Yeah. But it's a great idea.

If you're listening to this, what's his name again? Matthew's staffer. Matthew's staffer. Yeah, it's's that's in Bennett hit us up. Yes, that's that's in Bennett. Yeah, that's in Bennett Yeah, you favorite Soft ends Hey, um, hi, how are you? What's your name? What's your pronoun? What's your pronoun? What's your pronouns today? Mine? Yeah.

This is P. him today. Oh, what are you? Oh, I'm a Charlotte. Oh, my Charlotte. I just wanted to say to the Taney. I wanted to ask the person, ask me how identified and I froze and I just said said I think I'm a Charlotte. Like we all want to be Samantha but I'm Charlotte and I know that they weren't talking about that now

but I did not know. This was before the awokenings. This was before the awokenings. I had a lot of questions. I was asking them a lot of questions and then they asked me a question and I froze. You're like a Charlotte. Yeah. What did they say? They just laughed, you know, because I really couldn't. I was trying to go through all of them and then for some reason, I think I had already had sex in the city on the brain. It doesn't, it doesn't matter.

You're a Charlotte though. I see that. I'm definitely out of those ladies. I'm a Charlotte. I mean, what's the horse name? Well, that's some of my every say everyone wants to be, Samantha, by the way, is going to make a cameo appearance in that upcoming one. I'm a Charlotte. I mean, what's the horse name? Oh, that's Samantha. Samantha, by the way, it's going to make a cameo appearance in that upcoming one. I'm very excited. Are you?

Maybe somebody will make a, they made up. I thought that was the whole thing, right? No, she did it from far away. I think she, she did interact with any of them. They hate her and she hates them, right? I guess she hates them. I know she hates them. I don't know if they hate her. But she hates, she hates them.

Yes. Listen, not everyone can be in mannequin. I mean, she's been famous for a long time. She has. What caught you know the story? She hates, yeah. She hates Sarah Jessica Parker, specifically, I think. She just thinks Sarah Jessica is a mean lady. That's the word on the street. They just didn't get along during filming. She thinks she's rude. And then Sarah commented on when Kim Controls brother died. Sarah Jessica Parker commented on her social media. I was like, I'm so sorry for your loss. And she was like, don't comment. And act like you're a human being on a social media. So it's very, you know.

Wow. Wow. Yeah. But that's cool. You know, we'll see. Bobby Lee's probably, you know. Wow. That blood. Yeah. But that's cool. You know, we'll see if Bobby Lee's probably, and I think Bobby Lee is in this, so that should be great. Yeah, we can get some stories of juice. He gave me a really good one that I can't tell. I know. Yeah, he saw.

Is he really in it? Yeah. He's been on the show. So I'm assuming if they're doing another. Yeah, he came back for the next season. I have not watched. But they really ruined this fucking show though, didn't they? They really made it a bummer.

Hopefully, oh, and then Shay, that, oh god. Well, maybe they can rescue it. So ridiculous. She doesn't know what type of human being she's in. I have no idea what's happening. Who is that? That's fucking insane. That's absolute child.

This is a man child. Oh, Bobby. Yeah, of course. I thought you were meant the Che who is Diaz No, no, okay, Bobby. Oh, yes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, Bobby so ridiculous So ridiculous. You know when I first I thanked Bobby on my first album because when I first started standup He would take me he remembered me from mad TV because I had done one episode of Mad TV. And he was so nice to me at Mad TV.

And then remembered me when he saw me and not even in a creepy, creeper way, I mean, at least I don't think so. And he would like make, whenever he went to a room, he would make them put me up too. Oh, that's cool. And so he got me so much stage time when I was, he's a sweetheart like that.

He's a very, very good guy. Yeah. He's a sweet guy Deeply disturbed Text him at least once a week just to say I hope you know that people love you and I do too like I'm just very I'm always very worried about him Yeah The word is the word that are word. Yeah. So. Do you have a whole thing you can control drops?

Oh, yeah. So funny space. Why do you used to do that all the time? And he didn't know what any of them were. So he would always touch a button and it would, you would never know what it was. Yeah, Bobby, this is a whole page of Bobby Drops right here. No, it's not.

It's only retarded. Yeah, okay. So that's just, yep, okay. Yeah. How about this, fully? When I say I'm built different, I mean literal, all right? Oh God, oh God. You can't do that. No, nobody's supposed to's supposed to do that either. I don't want it. I don't want it. It's just a little hole right there

Yeah, very simple stuff Babe, I guess is terrible like I and Interestingly enough because I can I'm not watching anything don't As a byproduct And interestingly enough because I can I'm not watching anything don't wear a Tone I'm gonna get all around her as a pie product Whoa, my tongue has just gotten really long did you see that? It's a muscle though, right your tongue's a muscle yeah, but I mean that's very low as a pie product Bro, you know you wouldn't let that guy eat your box? Buddy!

He starts at one and he goes all around. I don't fucking throw up. He doesn't just go right for the credit. Oh right! I wouldn't let him touch my Amazon box. I'm gonna keep doing this in a minute. Is that what you call your asshole? Yes.

Yes. Oh it's very hard to open. Was Rex right about that and never touched the butthole? Yeah, I don't like my, no, I don't. You have to have specific now permission. Unless there's an invitation. It has to be an invitation. Like a written invitation?

Like a hard real ask. Or an EVI, does an EVI work? You are invited to touch my ass. I'm excited. I do like this guy's tongue, I do admire it. But then does he have to give me the whole presentation when we meet? So you do like the tongue?

Yeah, but I'm saying like, do I have to sit through the whole freak show here when I can do it? Like I don't want to know all that. You just want to see that the tongue is crazy. Yeah, like if I could just take that tongue and put it on your face and your body and then that would be great.

So you would let it meet you? Yeah, but I don't want the whole presentation. Yeah, you're really playing games today. Sorry, I'm not being clear. I'm just all over the map. Yeah, so the tongue is alluring. Yes. Okay.

I'm a huge fan. No, I like it. Don't look at me. Look at him. I don't want the whole thing where he shows me how it goes through his nose and stuff. You just go just be there just the time. That's right. Yeah.

I just like that. The for some reason the soundtrack to the greatest showman is going on in life right now. Like just side show. So here's the thing. If he didn't do the weird thing, you'd let him take it first. Yes. Yes. He's attractive.

Otherwise, he's cute. I like how you ask her the same question five times because you've heard of him. Well, because I'm going to go like, please, yeah, set it up. And then we went from I'm horrified to he's attractive. Otherwise, because I'm separating, I didn't see the end result.

This is good. The end is fine. I like that. Do you think he could, could you pay for his dental work for all this? He's missing several teeth. But does that happen with a cleft palate? You think so, maybe? I don't know.

I never thought so. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Yeah, unless you're a hockey player, I feel like you should have teeth. Yeah, can you play the next one? This kind of, are we done?

Is there more? Oh, my girlfriend getting her face tattooed. Tattered. That's not my face. Oh, my face. Oh snap on her neck, bro. Oh, like on the windpipe too. Oh, wow.

Girlfriend, not wife. Girlfriend. Girlfriend, not wife. Girlfriend. Girlfriend, yeah. Wow, that is intense. Why did you pick that picture too? Like why that photo? It seemed like it better. Like there's better photos somewhere.

And that's what, is that what he did for her? Um, where are the stuff will be for that. That doesn't look so great. That doesn't even look like that gun. That's so bad. And her face right now is that realization. Like there's a mirror in front of her. She's like, uh, front of her and she's like

Right, doesn't she look like I know it's your type Dude like look at you day you put this bitch ass in the dog That's terrible, bro. I don't. Oh man. Do you have tattoos? I have one bad tram stamp. Oh right, tram stamp.

Yeah. But that is like, look at that. Right, you gotta go to a portrait specialist. You can't just go. Yeah, you can't just go to the guy that you went to, that gave you, well at first of all,

you're an athlete. This is not a good, an athlete of a person. His eyes are closed in the picture. So you don't want to. So you don't want to. So you don't want to. So you don't want to.

And the guy tattooed them open. Yeah. So, and in different places, they're not even symmetrical. One's half closed, one's wide open. Yeah. So in the tattoo artist's defense, I mean, the photo itself wasn't that great.

Yeah. To work for. It looks like her little brother threw something and then they were like, you know, did he pass? Let me, let me tie it on you. Like it looks like. Like, damn, but the stencil didn't look that bad.

Like can you back it up to where the stencil was put on there? Cause I feel like the outline. Is that what he did for her? He put her name over his eyebrow and then she did this for him. Oh, I guess me, I don't know. Just look as bad there. Also the eyes are open there.

Fuck, dude. Yeah, this is really bad. This is bad. Yeah, this is really bad. She should have just, you know what we should do? Your mom says we made a call for the worst tramp stamps. So people send in the worst portraits they have.

They look the least like the person they're supposed to. I think that's really funny. Send in all of those portraits. Remember that lady retouched that Jesus painting? Do you guys know what I'm talking about? Yes, I know exactly what I'm talking about. Famous painting. I just was like, I'll just help.

Yeah, and then it was. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Have you heard? We played that on the show. Yes. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh, like that really bad. Like the touch up. She fixed up the touch up of a Jesus painting gone wrong. Or yeah, it was like one of his apostles or something. But oh god, it was really just Google it. Yeah, it's very but I Do you have any tattoos Tom now? Yeah, are you gonna get one now? Oh there it is Yeah She fucked that up.

So it looks like those one dimensional, whatever, like really medieval paintings. Look at that. A little bit. Look at that. Look at what it was, where it was, where she was like, I'll fix it and what it became. Just a little bit more.

And I think she was really old. I think it was an old lady too. Yes. Didn't check her credentials or anything. I don't think they, she just did it on her own. It was just like, you know what? This is just getting a little. I better just do a little here.

And then you go, oh, that doesn't look as good. You know what? I'll try to add more healing. And then you just start overdoing it. Sure. And then someone's like, you know, this was 14 million dollars, right? I was just like, oh my God, that's so bad. Yeah, there's been a few of these that have happened

over the years. By the way, this is a good Palette Cleanser. You will like this one, okay? Okay. No, no, no, no. No, no, no. This guy is a, he's a ride operator. Okay.

And he has a camera, like a fixed, you know, GoPro camera and right before he He Starts the ride he always is like oh, this isn't set up right so he surprises people Oh He does that. I'm sure Dumb I forgot to put the shoulder straps on. He has to do this all the time. That is hilarious. I did that.

The shoulder straps, they're right behind you. You got four more. Oh, wow. Oh, guys, it's showing empty. I think I know what's wrong. They got no gas in it. Hold on. Oh no dude!

That's fucking evil dude. So I would do this. That's rad. 24-7. Yeah, so one week at Six Flags, during spring break, we are shows we're dark. So they said if you all want to make any extra money, you can come and work other parts of the park.

So me and my friend Lucas, who played Sylvester in the show, very flamboyant gay guy, we're like, we'll go ride, you know, we're like not checking high, we're not checking anything, we're jumping over the tracks, we're like riding the ride before it even is open and they come and they give us all the rules and we had already done all of the and it was so brutal and people were so rude. And so this ride was called the Cobra. And it would take off at 90 miles an hour and go through a loop and then come back or the viper or something like that

and come right back. But it only had the chint, the pull bar did not have seat belt. So before it took off, I'd be like, don't forget to buckle your seat belt. Oh, I like that. I like that. It's gonna be so fun to do. Yes. It's gonna be like, oh man, I didn be like, don't forget to buckle your seat. Oh, my God. It's gonna be so fun to do. It's gonna be like, oh man, I didn't get, oh, your shoulder straps.

And they're like, oh my God, hit the button. It's someone did that to you. You would be panic, panic. You come back and you're like, thank God I'm alive. Oh yeah. How is it, like, how do roller coasters get stuck in the middle of the loop? Like, how is that even in physics possible?

Like, isn't the force of it just gonna keep you, like, can't people get stuck upside down and ship out the house? Yeah, I don't know, because I'm not an engineer, but I would assume that it has to do with either at the momentum and then the electricity on the right, do you? But they don't, it doesn't just,

it's not just like a ball going through a loop, you know, because they're locked in, right? And the, and the, the tracks are actually turned on, so they can malfunction and just stop at any point. Yeah, I think the reason they're metal, too, is like the conduction, right?

With like the, like it, it can stop when you're, I have no idea. I mean, you're, all right. Remember that one at, not very fun, they had like the swing, that's a swing, it's basically the swing swing they go around in circles, but it was

the highest one ever. And they constantly were getting stuck because the Santa Ana wins would blow so hard. And they can't get up down. Some people were stuck up there for eight hours. What? Like how hungry you are. Get that Not's Berry Farm swing stuck. What? You know, like how hungry you are. Get that nut's very far from swaying stuck. What? Shut up, man. What the thing about you?

Yes. Yeah. Just. I've never been to my grandmother. My grandmother had a... When I first started at Six Flags, we had a... sorry, was I supposed to... No, no, no, no. The new Batman had just come out and we had a Batman ride and it was one of the first

ones where your feet dangled. Yeah, and my grandmother had a fake leg because she had that baby so they had to cut off one of her legs. She was great after that, but we would always try to get her to go on Batman with her leg dangling and see how sturdy it was if it could stay. I'm just like, what is this here? This is the Swings ride at NotSbury.

Oh, it is, okay. That got, yeah. Fuck this. Yeah, they get stuck all the way up top. Cause the winds would like shut the ride down. Or it was also new and I think it was also malfunctioning. That would fuck with you for sure. Yeah. Because part of the thrill of this is you're like,

this is very temporary. Yes. And you get to like crazy heights. So yeah, this is about the end and then you're just sitting up there. For so long. Yeah, just what do we do? P.

You have to pee, you have to shit. When you start pissing off of the ride for sure. For sure. I'll just pee in my pants. Yeah. Yeah. I'm so sorry. So you're being hungry. You're like, so hot. But I I'm just peeing my pants on. Yeah. So you're first seeing hungry. You're like, so hot.

But I think they gave them a free corn dog. Oh, that's cool. That's cool. That's pretty cool. It really, yeah. Look at you see that ladder? Like, how else you get people down? Like, you can't just get a crane.

No. Socks, dude. By the way, do you think this cat is racist? Okay. I mean... No! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no foot that word really really I wish I could go back in time but it's a black cat but that's why it's okay that's why it's okay yeah it's okay yeah it's a cat that's a cat it's okay I see that but he didn't train it I think he may have I I think we've got. I think we've got cat picked up on some stuff, you know? Like tearing around the house.

Yeah. Yeah, because. Jeez. I prefer the one in the cat that says, well, ha. Yeah, I like that one. Well, ha. Yeah.

Well, ha. Nicole. Nicole, Nicole. I like the one that goes, look, I'm gay. No, really? Oh, that's cute. This is a cat too. Sooo, isn't that crazy? That's a cat. It's stupid. Big words. Okay, so...

Do you want to show Tiana your gift? Of course, are you ready for my TikTok, dude? Oh, sure. Yeah. You have TikToks? Oh, no, I have no idea. So, I'm sorry. Well, you're in for a treat. Are you familiar with... Which is looking for me. Oh!

Wee! Wee! Hey, Chia, no! She's long gone, but... Do you want TikTok, the platform? I... Yes. Great. I... Yes. I do not think... I do not think being joyful... I know what it is. I don't follow any of those folks. but are you on TikTok, the platform? Yes, great. I do not think being joyful it is. I don't follow any of those folks.

Why do you like to curate or the weirdos, the marginalized communities? Yeah, the fuzzy drinks today. Do you see them? No, fizzy drinks today. No, I'll tell you that. Okay, well, that one's pretty JV compared to the shit that I'm. Here's the thing, when Christina sends in her talks

It's always a ride sometimes you're like wow This was like weirdly educational or this was kind of fun and sometimes it's just real real sad. Yeah, okay enjoy the ride Okay, okay It sucks So a lot of times when people ask me if they should do porn, I tell them no. I tell them that it makes life really hard. It makes dating really hard.

It makes your family really hard. It makes intimacy hard. What? You know what else it makes hard. There. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha She's a pro ladies gentleman and I'm not talking about Riley. The world is now judging you. You have to be okay with being ashamed every day of your life. I don't even want to have children because I do porn because I'm worried if the way

that people will treat my child with me personally. My mom was supportive in the beginning. She kind of just let me do whatever. I thought I think it was a good thing. I had a lot of freedom. Has time progressed and I became successful. I sort of feel like my mom was using me so that she could live a more luxurious lifestyle.

When I started to set like these boundaries, not giving her money or thinking about it. I didn't know. Foreign stars could talk this much. That is a lot of words. Do you remember Nick? Do you remember Nick Yusev? Of course.

Okay, so Nick, one time he was dating a very famous foreign star. And they were coming to a concert with me as my guest. And so we show up. And at the time I was working at the Beverly Hills Hotel and I get there and she's just like, how's your day? And I was like, I'm just so tired because I had to work all day. She goes, oh, me too. And I go, hmm, not the same. You know what I mean? I'm like, I just don't, I don't really want to relate with our jobs. And when I say,'m tired, it's because I've been running around a pool. You're tired for a different reason. Yeah, totally different reason.

And both valid. Both valid. Both work. Both work. But yes. I mean, in case you were wondering if it is worth it, did you pornography? I mean, our relationship a bit more difficult and almost talks it. And so it sucks to go home anymore.

I don't talk to her. I did it. I miss having a mom. I feel like you can't rewind. But she does have a daddy really. Yeah. I'm sorry. You want me to.

You want me to. It's pretty long. No, that's enough. We get the picture. Don't make sure you're tough. Yeah, but you don't have to play them all. I mean, to put her anymore, I don't ever think I will. But you guys are bummed out by this?

It's an old educational moment. It makes me take her so much more seriously because of the sweatshirt she's wearing. Has anybody seen my pants? I know. I get very empathetic when I see somebody wearing a shirt like that. Clearly she regrets her decision with that. Yeah, but she made that choice. Put on your David Buster jacket.

Like a respectable TikTok or your fuck, I know. I know. She's not in that way. She's not in that way. She's not in that way. She is. She is. We'll have her pussy on that thing.

Yeah. Does that still make you, are you able to jerk off to her in VR porn? No. No. No, never, never. No, she will, you don't like her nets. I'm not a trackers of this person at all. And even less so now,

can you hear me about your fucking problems? So. Yeah. Yeah. Sorry, yeah. But that's the girl from 50 states of gray right is that Dakota John I thought that she didn't know that she did go into it after that. It's not her Gosh, I really don't know a lot. It's a really good start

Madalph is like this is by far the saddest tiktok we've ever seen. It made me the saddest TikTok we've ever seen. The thing that made me the saddest, yeah. Yeah. No, no, no. This is it. Because everything else grosses me out or I can't watch it. This one was like, aww. This is worse than cave diving. We've been into that.

Well, that's anxiety. It's all different emotions. That's it. You TikTok just hit everything on the spectrum. That's true. You don't want to hear your porn stars talk about their actual problems. I mean, I don't have to it's not necessarily I mean the force you don't have to hear anything Thank you sir

It was sad But you guys we didn't know that doing porn was bad so now she's letting you know don't do it is bad Separate the art from the artist though. Yeah, yeah, take to class Don't do it. Oh, there you go. Oh, this one's cool. Woof. Hey, is that the tattoo from that lady?

Yeah. That's what I thought. Oh, I'm going to look totally out. It's like they'd be like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, Of course. That's because ugly people have personalities. Yes, you know. And it's really fucked up looking. You develop some sort of things. Yeah, you develop a good personality. You either shut down and live inside and they have to cut the wall down

to get you out of the house or you do some shit like this. You're like, I'm sick. I'm sick. I don't give a fuck of your life. Oh, is that it? Oh, is that it? Yeah.

I'm serious. I don't give a fuck if you're not that at it. I'm serious. I don't give a shit. We'd had guys, their wives, giving birth. As God is my witness, he's a doctor, Dr. Joe. Push on you. I push on you. Push on you. Push, push. I don't give a shit. Nobody did don't you understand, nobody cares. But all the trials and tribulations of your fucking week Cut rise. Don't you understand that? What the fuck do I have to do here? You fucking more Is this from succession? This is a business coach. I'm not amazing. No, it's not people are paying real money for this guy to talk to you

Hmm, he's been on the show. How to be a successful business person. Yeah. You're fucking weak cons. I don't care if your mother died in your arm. Yeah. Yeah. Look at that lady in the front. Look at that.

Oh, it is just like, can I be riding this down? This is so good. I'm gonna watch it again. It's so good. I fucking... I'm not a good mother. Your mother died in your arm. You're a country. I'm gonna watch it again. It's so good. I fucking... I'm hearing that. Your mother died in your arm. You're conscious.

I'm serious. I don't give a shit. We've had guys that wipe it's giving birth. As God is my witness, he's a doctor, Dr. Joe. Push on you. Oh yeah, Dan. I got push on you. Push, push.

I don't give a shit. Nobody did don't understand, nobody cares. About all the trials and tribulations of your fucking weak cut lines. Push, push, I don't give a shit. Nobody did that job to understand nobody cares about all the trials and tribulations of your fucking weak cut lives. Don't you understand that? What the fuck do I have to do here? You fucking morons.

Shit. Here's the thing about that. That's the impangio though. He says this shit and everyone's like, oh my God. And then you break it down, you're like, you know, he's actually, he's right. He's right. He's absolutely right. Nobody gives a fuck. Nobody gives a fuck about you. It's down, you're like, you know, he's actually, he's right. He's right. He's absolutely right.

Nobody gives a fuck about you. It's like, remember when you, I remember seeing a clip of you talking about whenever you post something good that happened to you, people go, most be nice. It's like, yeah, it is fucking nice because I worked my ass off. And maybe if you didn't have a loser mentality, you wouldn't be woe and like, oh, whoo, whoo, is man. Stand your house and shut the fuck up. That's only a loser to get upset about. Yeah, losers.

Yeah, losers. That's true. Yeah. Get him, Sarah. Yeah, but that's what it is. No one knows, because you're tough and you still, like, it's just comic and that's what it takes. If you go into like the business, like anywhere,

but let's say in bed and you're like, you know, my dad died when I, they're like, I don't give two shit. So he's like, he's right. It doesn't matter what your story is, are you gonna fucking move forward and get something done or not? And he just says it with a bunch of colorful lines.

You're gonna pin stripes too. Right? He's like, his castle in Scotland. So. But I respond to this way more. And I feel like Nadov, you and I coming from immigrant backgrounds, like don't you respond to this kind of shit

more than soft language? I mean, I do, yeah, if someone's like super nice to me, Like don't you respond to this kind of shit more than soft language? I mean, I do, yeah, if someone's like super nice to me, I don't trust them. Things, especially just straighter right off. Like when I moved to Texas, it was a real culture shock. It's like, wait, what? Where are you talking to me? You just want to know how my day is,

what the fuck you want from me. Mm-hmm. Yeah. I respond to this kind of cruelty, I like it. Yeah, it reminds me of like a football coach. Yeah. Yeah. Like coaches who are like shut the fuck up. And I mean, okay. Well, I guess you'll figure like it. Yeah, it reminds me of like a football coach. Yeah, my coaches who were like shut the fuck up And yeah, okay. Well, guess you'll figure it out. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah

Or you can just sit there and cry weak duck You may not want to be more to it, but you'd love to see what's in there after I've been in there Oh, especially the moment of the a nice long runny poo Oh, especially the light winded the a nice long runny poo. I thought we were about to see it. Oh, yeah, I thought. They don't let you show it on TikTok. I love TikTok. He doesn't have teeth.

Remember that come face girl? Yeah. Yeah. They pulled her off. They don't let you run. Yeah, it's strength. She was covered in jizz, but she was like, have a great day and she didn't say anything about it and they still took it down.

You can't even say the word sex on TikTok. They'll take you. You can't say with sex. No, you have to see, you have to use a different word, coded language. They pull down, they'll pull down everything. Would you agree that there's nothing like a great, like a man that really knows how to give a kiss, you know?

Yes. Gentlemen, the art of the kiss has been lost in our modern Sarah look Sarah One first kiss and if you want to be in the Southern Calhoun, you got to make this first one count Easily nibble on her lip and then once you move into it.

He's not doing any of that though. I can't afford that if you're painting on canvas. Is this your radio and Jesus for you? She's got a great kiss her own her hands. I'm gonna fucking barf. I'd rather watch Pew-Kill on this. You gotta just put it on the fizzy drinks guy. No fizzy drinks today.

Just look up that guy on Twitter. I'm gonna tag TikTok. You can use this. Use the hat to blind him some. What? Wait, no. This is self-defense. So these are white guys that do martial arts.

I love white guys who teach you martial arts. It's gonna give us, give us, give us, give us. We're gonna have. So. We're in martial arts. Give this gift, give this gift. It's going a half. So. More than half. You can use this to blind them some. It's sweaty. The egg is.

Ah! It's not even a big hat. I know how you're wearing it, of course, if it's back. You can just move it straight after the road out. Jack Richard taught me that. Of course, it's important to keep your hat, so. Oh, yeah, don't lose your hat. Don't lose your hat.

Hats are very valuable. Yeah, we all only have one. It's true. No one's got more than one hat. It wasn't the hat that twisted that guy's arm and pushed it on the ground. It has to distract the other. It did it.

It's called an assist, the hat gave me an assist. It's a distraction. Exactly. You got to distract. Which was like,. Exactly. You got it, the distraction. Which was like, if you were in a watch and he takes it off and he just throws the watch in the guy's face. Oh, I just wanted to say, it is time to kick your ass.

It takes a minute to un-lucin' up. I don't know. Sir. And Sarah. Wallah. Now what? So easy, now what are you gonna do? Now. That. Walla. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it.

That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it.

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That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's before eight kids, you're just dating and he's an ideal man in every way. He's your dream partner, but he loves nunchucks. And he wants to, he's really into nunchucks and he does the shit in her apartment. And he's always like, once a day, look at my routine. Is that a deal breaker? Oh. Wow.

Is that a deal breaker? It would be like he's a Jesus freak. I don't think he is because it would give me so much material. Like the way that going to his rec league basketball games has given me hours of material. And to the like now I have to stop going because they go we always know you're here because we can hear you laughing. basketball games has given me hours of material. Now I have to stop going because they go, we always know you're here because we can hear you laughing. And I go, oh, whoops.

But I feel like I would stay with him for the bit just so I could talk about it on stage. So for me personally, it is not a deal breaker. There are so many other things I should have left him for. Non-checks would be the last. Yeah. Why, what about you? If Tom was like, I for. So non-checks would be the last. Yeah. Look at what I have. What about you?

If Tom was like, I'm getting into non-checks. I mean, I feel like the cold plunge is his non-chucks right now. And the VR goggles are a real pusher dryer. So no, I like non-chucks are masculine. I think dolls would be a deal breaker or figurines if you were to collect like stars, that would be where it's figurine and act kind of your collecting. Yeah, I know some guys like that.

I don't like that. Yeah. They're not really mad if you know what I mean. Yeah. What about Legos? That's gay as fuck. Dude, when I got off the plane in Austin yesterday, I'm going through the airport.

There's a Lego store. No, a vending machine that sells Lego things to put together. I'm going through the airport. There's a Lego store. No machine like a Vending machine that sells Lego things to put together. I'm like on a plane. That seems like the very last Superkid. Yeah, I think you know the deal breaker for me a Disney adult. Oh, a Disney Adults are like a lot. Yeah, they're a lot. Yeah, we go like that. Oh, I got a wrap. You got a wrap right? Oh, um Don't forget to check out the special 44 on YouTube is always a joy So good to see you Sarah T yellow next time it'll be in Chicago at our new location In the Sears tower new studio, but thank you for coming. Thanks for having me. That was always nice.

Bye-bye. See you guys next time. Bye, mommy. This is Captain Mo'cell. He's Mo'cell. Mo'cells have been went down. Down to the mat room. You might be a TikTok.

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The bag. The bag. The bag. The bag. The bag. The bag. The bag. The bag.

The bag. The bag. The bag. The bag. The bag. The month. Just wait for my month. Just wait for my month. I ordered up up from Loverga. My dinner, my dinner, my dinner. I ordered up up from Loverga.

My dinner, my dinner, my dinner. I'm gonna pop some over. My dinner, my dinner, my dinner. I'm holding it up, pop some over. As I got the movies, movies, movies. Okay guys, we're gonna do a guy react like a cow. Oh. Okay guys, we're gonna do a guy act like a cow. Thanks for watching, I can't help it.