Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura - The New Challenge w/ Robert Iler | Your Mom's House Ep. 717

Episode Date: July 19, 2023

Catch the all new podcast out of YMH Studios “Not Today Pal with Jamie-Lynn Sigler and Robert Iler” every Thursday!Dude, I actually really really have explosive anus! This week we learn PMS is cap, we get some tips on avoiding child support and murder charges, and the mommies imagine what Daddy Demarco would do to Nadav.Then, we welcome back YMH all star and new addition to the podcast family: Robert Iler! This episode was filmed 2 days before the basketball game, so there is basketball talk as well as figuring out the new challenge. Is someone on staff running the New York Marathon?! We watch a clip of a cool guy who found a new way to white, do some Horrible or Hilarious and share some of Christina’s TikTok curations with Rob!https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinaponline.com/tour-dateshttps://store.ymhstudios.com/https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast

You never watch porn? So I'm like a music girl. You know what? Hi, I'm Jamie Lynn Sigmund. And I'm Robert Eilert. And this is our new podcast, Not Today Pal. And they found out that the chicken had a tumor and it was like, Puss, not your favorite.

They're going to ask us a question about sopranos. Let's split the difference and Jamie gets one point. We have Rob has points. Like, why are you two doing a wedding? This is what he does. You have no idea what's about to happen. I have no idea. I'm so excited though.

Available every Thursday, wherever you get podcasts. This week on your mom's house. Just get a woodchipper now. Right. No matter, even if you're not even thinking about killing someone, just get it. You want to put money on that? I'll fight a goose.

I'll put money on that. I'll fight a fucking goose. It would definitely kill my mother. It would definitely kill my mother. I will make that happen. Welcome. Welcome to your mom's house. [♪ OUTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪

Damn it, I actually really, really have explosive anus. If there's anything we learned from the last episode, it's how to spell. Diarrhea. There's a thing where I am one of those people. Every time I've we learned from the last episode, it's how to spell diarrhea. There's a thing where I am one of those people. Every time I've written diarrhea, I'm like, huh, I'll let auto correct take over. I get it wrong every time. The same. Think what I normally do is die, di, h, no, or h, or I do di, ar. I do the ar, and then I'm like, oh, the h is before the e at the end. You know, I'll mess that up.

Well, why do we have to spell it? Damn, and I actually, wait, is that correct? I think so. Yeah, damn it, find the clue. Why did you have it in the wrong spot? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, damn, and I actually really, really have explosive A-ness.

So yeah, but I think I do the H earlier then when I'm writing. Can I ask you something? Why is it like a Greek word? Why is there an age in diarrhea to begin with? It should just be phonetic. I don't know. Daya. If you're someone who has a hard time spelling diarrhea, here's a handy acronym for you. Dude, I actually really, really have explosive anus. Dude, I actually really, really have explosive anus. Dude, I actually really, really have explosive anus. Dude. I actually, it's from the ancient Greek.

Yeah, it's a Greek word, the royal. Flow, through the flow. Yeah, royal. It's a slang term for the condition called the runs, the squirts, or squits, and Britain, the trots. The trots, my, the trots, the squirts, the green apple. But what do I normally die of? I'm trying to do what I normally do.

I think. I go, D-I. I think I throw the H in early, yeah. Same because I know there's an H there, but I. You just kinda guess. It's very exciting. I actually really, really have explosive anus.

Anyway, that's a fantastic TikTok. Maybe the most valuable one you've ever put up for my arms. How often do you have diarrhea? You have it a lot. No, I used to have it a lot. I don't have it a lot. What changed? I diet.

You just cleaned it up. Yeah. Yeah. I used to eat just too much food, high fat foods, high sugar foods, and those make you have diarrhea more. And now I don't. I eat cleaner and all of a sudden, you wouldn't believe it.

I'm shitting healthier. It's so weird how that happens, huh? It's weird. And you know, you want you want me to be a weirder? When I, um, salads, I make big browns. Like big, awesome browns. Oh, shit, sorry. Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.

We got a tooth, right? It's a really, What's going on? Sensitive board. What? Um. Whoa. No, I just got, I'm not excited about diarrhea and... Man.

No, I'm actually very proud in all sometimes of my healthy browns now. Wow. I mean, I take a probiotic every day, I eat cleaner, and a lot of times I'm like, wow, this is a solid log coming out of me. That's new, that is new for you. It is? Because, yeah, I know.

Because I, like I've said, I mean, over the years, I've listened to you shit, just inadvertently not wanting to. And it always sounds like a tragedy in there. Really? Oh, it just sounds like a tragedy in there. Really? Oh, it just sounds like slaughter, like mayhem. It's like this already. It's so fast, it's always like.

Plop, plop, plop, plop, plop, plop, plop, plop, plop, plop, like that. A lot of flushes, and then you let the water run for such a long time on your ass. Like you let it go. That I still like. I still like that. I still like that. So many cycles.

I just, I'm done and I just hit that cycle by button and I just, I just let the warm stream, I mean, what is better than a nice warm stream up your cool low? Nothing. And we've trained our sons to do it. And now listen, hot tip for any parents listening, if you get a washlet,

you don't have to fucking wipe their asses. It's pretty cool. And it's not as fancy as you think. You can get them, you can get them for a hundred bucks, which is, you know, it's reasonable. Yeah. $100 attachment, and then you just press up. But what's the kids love?

Kids love pressing buttons. No, no, no. And they'll just sit there and clean their own tushies without you having to, it's pretty great. I had to explain to Ellis the other day that other people don't, you know, Ellis goes, well, the other day I had to take a dump at school, but I didn't because I don't like their toilets.

I go, why? Because they don't, they don't have the thing to clean it. It's gross. I'm like, yeah. Yeah. Because you're used to doing it the nice way. Yeah. So now they don't know how to shit in public, which is fine.

Yeah. Yeah. is fine. Yeah Just fine. He's funny. He's fine. He's like fucking grown man. That's right. We made it 30 years I had to do that shit. It's good for Lex What's cap in your world, Danny? You got any cap report? What's cap? Oh Christine. Thank you. Thank you so much for that This week's cap. I mean, I'm pretty sure Yeah, I got a few death threats on that. On the ED one, people are really mad. A lot of the guys out there are like,

oh, you're being insensitive to us, what? Yeah, yeah, so what? If we're gonna be fair and challenged to the world of gender, this week's cap is none other than PMS. PMS is cap. PMS. It's complete bullshit. Let's be real. You just want to be a bitch. Just say that. Just say that. You don't have to do this whole song in days. Oh, it's my horn. You're being a bitch. It's that time of the month. No, it's just that time for you to be a bitch. That's fucking nuts beyond you. You might be right. I mean look

I'm about I'm about to get my period and I feel like death. I feel like I want to kill everybody and Yeah, it's maybe it is my what monthly maybe I've been told that PMS is real and now I'm manifesting it and it's true And you're being told you're being told to be a bitch. It's a license to bitch. Yeah, it is Yeah, it's a license to bitch. Yeah, it is. Yeah, it's a license to be. Some women really dial it up. They take that license and they really run with it. I'm pretty bad though, but I warn you.

I don't think you're that bad. Really? No, I don't think you're bad. I mean, it should be worser then. Why worser? Do I need to be worser? No. But at least I have the self-awareness to go, babe,

I feel like I want to die. You do that, you say that. I'm pretty miserable. No, there's, babe, I feel like I want to die. You do that, you say that. I'm pretty miserable. No, there's some real, I've been around some real cons. And I don't think that, you know, I don't think you're in that territory at all. Oh, that's so nice of you. I'm always, can we talk about my faults?

Why? Because I want to know them more. Nah. No. No, I'm serious. My therapist in a day was like, what do you think your faults are? Because I'm so easy to talk about yours. You know, I'm like, I have these sucks.

Here's why you fucking sucks. And then she's like, what about you? And I was like, I'm pretty great. I don't know. Why don't you start with mine? Nah, that's good. Doesn't that clip we should open with? Nah, wait.

You switched real quick. I'm asking for it. Well, yeah, but you also said that it was really easy to bring up mine. Well, yeah, you're my husband. It's my job to project all my shit on you and blame you instead of fixing me. That's what a relationship is.

Don't you get it? That's why you get in a relationship with someone. So you're like, you're all fucked up and then you realize realize oh, it's not him. It's me. Okay. Um Let's start the show here we go everybody How do avoid childhood? Well one thing you could do is fake your death But happy me and people go missing every single year. What can it be you or Lead a country?

But don't go to a place that fuck with the US Or Russian or go to prison in my state if you like that for over 180 days, you don't owe that bitch shit That's the greatest. That means the greatest clip we've ever played. How long has it been? Having anyone loving through this? Holy shit! Welcome, welcome. Welcome to your mom's house. With Tom Siguora, Tom Siguora, and Christina Pajits. And Christina Pajits.

And Christina Pajits. Welcome to your mom's house. Oh fuck, bitch tits. Hey. I didn't do it. Yeah, I know. I forgot the last one. What were my faults again? Go ahead. Hey guys, I've just plugged in some dates, one night in Barfalo.

Women are stupid. September 6th, I hear him, comedy crab. We wanna stupid! To remember. To remember. To remember. Women are fucking stupid. September.

Will he peg Canada? I don't understand why everyone was a fucking stupid idiot. September 14th, 2016. Comedy worksth comedy works downtown Denver Colorado Lenovo. I'm there. Don't compliment that bitch wise guys. Chart Lake Titi Poo Ta tickets at Christina P online dot com. All right, sure. Um, man, this guy is such a fucking legend. He really is. This was the best thing he's ever said. He's done other ones we play. You've missed him. He's done other ways. How to keep a woman with the narcissistic game.

It might be the most evil formal game on the man. But here you go. It works. So go a little something like this. He told you. He's so sad. He just always teaches people how to Jesus how to do this, you know, it's like What a fine a big old bitch He tells you how to find a big bitch how to do the out of time game, but this How to avoid paying child support and the wow the guidance was Go missing Pretend you're dead How to avoid paying child support and the Wow, the guidance was go missing

Pretend you're dead Leave the country, but not somewhere that has an extra edition Treaty or whatever arrangement with the United States or go to prison right well Well, well and by the way the countries he pitches are Pakistan. Yeah, North Korea North Korea and Russia Three and I think maybe one of those might work. Hoof. Yeah, so here's where I'm going to prison. Or who killed baby my mom with a

Oh. And then tell CPS. Or take the lug nuts off her car. And then when she crashed, you found the Glick charges. Or get the kid locked up. Oh my God. They can't hear so much about child support. Make them pay for that motherfucker while he and Juve. These are so much better than the first clip. I didn't realize it would get better, but you could arrange for your partner to be with a pal.

That's a wild suggestion. You could also, I got him so thrown by that. What is the other way? No, so crazy. Get the brakes on a car. Yeah, it takes a lug, loosen the lug nuts. So killer. Basically, you just said killer, then you don't have to pay her. He went a whole other level with this one. This one's really wild.

Or, oh yeah, or get your kid locked up because then they'll be under State supervision those are amazing Or as a last resort get you a lighter and hold a button down so the fumes are coming out Put a rubber band around the lighter so that the button stays down toss that shit in your baby mama tailpipe and then when she started the car Boom you got four custody. Gamers game. Oh my God. Oh my God.

What? And he's serious. Is he serious? He's like, these are just things you could do. You know? Hypotheticals. Yeah, it's like the narcissistic game. He was like, it's really fucked up.

Here's how you do it. So this one, he was like, you know, you could blow up her car. I'm sure you could do that. Other than torturing your own kid, getting them thrown into juvenile, I think sending yourself to prison is pretty ingenious. That's pretty great.

I mean, yeah. Because I think out of all these scenarios, I would rather just throw myself in prison. In prison, then you're not a, yeah. 180 days. But isn't it Then you're not a yeah 180 days But isn't it just gonna suspend your payments for 180 days? I don't know or like maybe a couple months And then you can't get employed probably because then you got a prison I heard how come you're in prison. You're like, I don't want to pay my fucking child support

Well, I do hear Russia is nice this time. It is kind of nice right now These are all excellent suggestions. They all will work. Let's just say. I think that's really what he was going for here is like, are these solutions? And they are. They are.

Yeah, they're not necessarily solutions you want. You know, but there's, it's like when something, you've got to have a body. I killed somebody. Right. What do I do? And someone's like, well, here's what, here are the thing you could chop it up.

Do you know? You can put it into like a crazy furnace. The burnt, like, I don't wanna do that. And they're like, well, you know, you have the body now. So you gotta fuckin' figure something out. You gotta figure it out. You're gonna hack off his shoulder and his legs and chop his head off and put it in a bag and do the whole thing, you know,

six fuckin' ch... like drain the body. So fuckin' payin' the S. Or... Ha ha ha ha ha. Jesus. Or, you know, six fucking like drain the body. So fucking pain the ass or. Oh, Jesus. Or, you know. We weren't you telling me that a woodchipper is the best way to to chose. Woodchippers, but you gotta get like,

like a biggie. A woodchipper to stuff a body into a woodchipper. But if you just get the run of the mill, you know, the first tier home depot one that's like a few hundred bucks, you're gonna have a body that's just badly mangled and not totally. Right, it's like getting a paper shredder. Like if you just get the cheap one,

you gotta get like the industrial strength one. That makes sense. Where can I buy it? You got a buy one that like the tree cutting company, would you just know? Can I rent one? Could you rent one? Yeah, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but put a body into a woodchipper like that, you gotta be prepared to do a lot of wood also. Like don't just get it, use it, and then be like, well, I'm done. You're gonna go put fuckin' 500 pounds of wood through it too. So it looks like-

So it looks legitimate to use? So hold on, So listen to me. Yeah. If I plan on disposing of a buddy, I should buy that woodchipper like a year before I need to. Well, but you're not always going to have that, you know, that forethought. I'm like, I'm going to kill someone next year.

Right, but you're just getting a woodchipper now. Right. Even if you're not even thinking about killing someone, just get it. That's what you should do if you're not even thinking about killing someone, just get it. That's what you should do if you're watching the podcast. You should get a woodchipper. Yeah. Or like a crazy like 3000 degree furnace. You know what I mean? Like something that can really burn bones. Yeah. Yeah, you got to get like a. Yeah, you really have and not need it, they need it and not have it. Yeah, thanks, Nadav.

I'm such a fucking... Such a what? In the real league, D's. I got it. Such league of... Just kidding, I don't know. I'm saying. I got PMS, it's cap.

Here's the deal, man. On TikTok, I learned that when you have a human incinerator like that, do you know that all the metallic shit that's in our bodies, the plates and stuff, those don't burn. Obviously, they're made of metal. So you're going to have that left behind. Yeah, but you can dispose of that way easier than you can. Just throw them away. Yeah, bodies are just a pain in the...

No, hold on, if you put metal through the wood shipper, will it ruin your, your chipper? Probably depends on how strong that wood shipper is. Yeah. I mean, it's probably gonna chop up most metal. Right. Oh, that's cool. So your body, you got all kinds of shit in you

from your accident. Yeah, it's not that much stuff. I mean, it's not like it's, you know, like a building's worth of stuff. How much menals you have from your, I don't know, a plate and some pins. It's not there right now. In the arm.

Yeah, I don't have anything in my leg. Oh. Yeah. Okay. Cool. You could try it when I'm gone. Can I? Sure.

What do you mean, what can I, can I put your body in a wood chipper? Yeah, I don't mind. Can I get that in writing? Sure. Sure. No problem. You're fucking crazy, Israeli. Hold on, I had something I wanted to put into the, into my will.

Uh-huh. What was it? Oh, you're not allowed to get remarried until my kids were 18. What? Yeah, I'm putting that in there. I don't want them to have a fucking stupid step, Mom. I don't think you can put that in a will. I can't.

But you can, and they'll be like, is it interesting? You had a pretty crazy lady. Ha, ha, ha. So she said you're not allowed to do something now. You're like, okay. Or if you do something bad will happen. What do you mean? I don't know. I'll figure it out.

This is your PMS is interesting. This is fucking insane. So anyway, take your death. And, oh yeah, I had a lot of fun imagining that guy, DeMarco Fleming, fucking the dog and paralyzing him. It reparally damaging his spinal cord for the rest of his life.

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My name is Demochle Flimmy. Are you gay? I'm bisexual. Are you top or bottom? I'm a top, down top, aggressive top. Can you describe what down top means? Down top means which means I grab you by your back and then put your face down, ask something, fuck the shit out of you, and have you walk crazy for days. Well, crazy for days. Crazy for days means you'll be real sore and you'll be calling me on the phone. Daddy Demarco, I need help. I'm sore. Give Wings you'll be real sore and you'll be calling me on the phone. Daddy, the more go, I need help. I'm I'm I'm sore. Give me some town or that's what that means. That's so gay.

You know what's interesting is this time round is looking at that the look of terror on that little boy's face. He's terrified when he explains it. He's like, how guys do that? Like he doesn't even know. And he knows that. But he he's never been faced with it. He knows it as a fantasy.

Right. Like he knows it in porno's, or like people talking about. He's never been eye-to-eye, fucking a foot away from a guy who's like, I will ruin your asshole. And the way, and then I'll paralyze you and you struggle to.

Do you think a dog will bleed so much, rectally? Absolutely, I'm gonna bleed. Did he have hemorrhides already? Don't you have piles? Even if I didn't, that bleed, Christina. It's the, he has a fucking, he calls it King Kong. King Kong is the best. Yeah.

Thank you, sir. Oh, I remember that. I just, I mean, I'm just trying to think how to even get through it. It's, I'd have to pretend like I liked it so that he's got to know how it matters. No, no, he's not a bull that does matter. I'll let someone survive will strategize. Takes D's, I'll tell you what you got to do.

Multiple D's. Yes, please. Okay, number one, if you clench up, it's going to make it white worser. Yeah. So what you want to do is relax. Is it going to feel better for him though? Well, it's not that it feels better for him. It's going to feel better for you. You do, it's not that it feels better for him.

It's going to feel better for you because if you're restricting, it's harder for a dick to come in and out of your any hole. And I think also you should probably start with like, Hey, Demarco, you know, I'm, I'm gay and I want this, but, but the Loub is non-negotiable. Oh, yeah, you've got a ton of them. Lots of Loub, yeah. Oh, that was something that was like on the table.

I mean, I don't know. I don't know how you know how to approach this, but of lube. Oh, that was something that was like on the table. I don't know. I don't know how you know. I don't know how you approach this. But it might not. It might be like, I think he might, you know, smack you, push your feet down. Just don't hit me in the face. It's like definitely rule number one.

Oh, and then this is anal. We're talking about. So he needs to doosh. It's probably best that you're gonna have a lot of shit everywhere. You should do that. Clean yourself out. No, but not with a washlet with a real anal dish. Oh, yeah, yeah, anal dish, yeah.

Oh, it's a different. Yeah. It's very different. You're gonna put some warm water. You're gonna fill yourself up with something and cleanse yourself. But otherwise, you're gonna shit everywhere. And Daddy DiMarco doesn't like that.

I can tell you that. His diet is crap too, probably. Oh, yeah. Daddy DiMarco? Yeah. I mean, I think you'd probably call you some, like, not cool names and complain that you had shit everywhere, but he's also probably used to it

because he's got King Kong in his pants. Doesn't care, probably. But for you, blood and feces is not a good mix, you know what I mean? So you get an infection. Yeah. You get a yeasty in your A. Sure.

Yeah. So try to relax, drink some alcohol, maybe pop this in. I don't know if it's gonna matter once you're broken though. Like who cares now, another thing about it. Is it poppers or thing? Do I smell poppers? The gays, they whiff them? They relax, is it?

Wait, what do poppers do? Don't they make you up? You wanna go down, you wanna relax, I think. Wait, what, poppers make you like? No, no, it's like a party room. But it all, yeah, it gets you like the gate. Yeah. It brings, it brings your brain up,

but it makes your butt hole. Oh. That's right, Nadav. We ain't that straight. You ain't that straight. Anyway, I really hope we can get to Mark when that's together. Now hold on, it's interesting too, because I wonder what position would be easier

if he was in the baby, the happy baby feminine, it's gotta be face down and it's up, which is like doggie style, it goes against the... But you probably would. I don't think. I need the straightest shot. Yeah, you probably went like a nice pillow or something. Right, like if he hits my like my S curve,

like if he really is packin' King Kong, like I can't have him ruptured through somethin' yeah, which could easily happen. That's what it sounds like. Yeah, and also like you'll touch my nerves and my spine and then bear with it. Doesn't sound like he wants to make sweet, sweet love. No, he's pounding or I should do.

What if that was a deal breaker for me? I mean, I do get a joys if I do, what is this scenario actually? That way. I think as you answer the door, it's just you answer the door. He smacks you across the face. You think it's a robbery. You think it's a home invasion.

And then he just shoves you. And you're like, ah, and then as he just shoves you into the room. And then he grabs you by the back of your neck, like he said. And holds you down, drops his pants, shoves King Kong in there, just annihilates you, and then does it so hard that you think your, I don't know, a couple of vertebrae and lumbar just kind of snap out of place. Doesn't realize it because you start convulsing. He thinks you're having an orgasm when really you've gone into shock

because your spinal cord was severed at a couple of places. And then he pulls back and he's like, what's up, baby? And then you're like, mm. And then he's like, oh, buck. And he throws your phone at you so you can call 911. But you can't, so he dials it for you, he leaves. And then you tell 911 your address. And then they take you to the spinal unit

and then you're paralyzed for the rest of your life. No. No. No. Just from that guy. Just from him. This is gonna affect my speech afterwards. I think so. I think so. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I think you are your only thing you're gonna be able to say after that is daddy the Markle. Please stop daddy the Markle. Daddy the Markle. Yeah, I think it's this guy's

rad though. I love these types of gays, don't you? Don't need me to. I love aggressive gays. Yeah, this is a fun lane. Yeah, that's just such a lost. Yeah, people don't, a lot of people who go like, you know, I don't, I don't have gay friends or, I don't, you know, know that many gay people.

They don't realize the spectrum of personalities that exist in the gay world. They think of gay as just like an effeminate man or that guy's gay, which of course is part of the spectrum, but they don't realize that daddy the Marko's part of it too. He's my favorite kind. Yeah.

I just love aggressive as a- On top of aggressive top. I love this shit. Yeah. Remember her suit, per suit, that album? Do I remember it? Yeah. I mean, that's what I was just playing here.

Oh, was that it? That's from that, yeah. Oh gosh, it's been so long since we've cherished. I think so. Yeah, I think, well, or wasn't that playing here. Oh, was that it? That's from that. Yeah, gosh It's been so long since we've managed yeah, I think what I wasn't that her suit No, maybe it wasn't but it was stuff like this Yeah, yeah, it was an album a music CD. That's how long is incredible and Yeah, could you go go her suit pursuit? Let's see if he can I feel like Brian Bach was one that gave it to us. I think so, I think you're right.

Yeah. Her suit. Oh my God. Oh my God, dude. No, no, no, it's not her suit. It's her suit. Do you know what the word her suit means? Do you have any idea?

First time I've heard it. Smart Chad, do you want to enlighten him? H-I-R, there you go. I don't know that word either. What means Harry? Yeah, there you go. Now for those of you that have been listening to this podcast since the very beginning This was one of the earliest finds. This is a big one. This was like this changed our lives and the album Came to me. There it is. There it is. Go down. And it's the HP is written in come. Yeah. What it's supposed to look like. And it was textured.

It was textured to be. I mean, they spared no expense. That hole belongs to me. Yeah, that was it. And it was all songs about hardcore daddy de Marco stuff. Yeah, it was crazy because I'll tell you this. I would listen to that album and get lost in the fact that I was listening, I'm gonna get a little bit more of a work-o stuff. Yeah, it was crazy because I'll tell you this. I would listen to that album and get lost in the fact that I was listening to that album. I was like, it was pretty fucking cool shit right here. Can we look at the track list? It's been so long. It's been a decade. That whole belongs to me.

Yeah. Oh. Where's this song? Oh, Cockfuck. Yeah, that was a good one. I'm much thinking Cockfots. Yeah, that was a good one. I want you thinking Cockfots. And it would get like real dungeon-y. Dungeon-y.

I want you thinking Cockfots. It would be like boom. Like really dark shit. Yeah. Man, Cockfots was a meme in our house. This was not a dead date. This was not a light album. No.

You're thinking about playing this when your mother's around. Think again. Okay. Oh, this one was a's around, think again. Okay. Oh, this one was a good one. My pretty pink hole. Yeah. It was really like, it was like Daddy Demarco was writing every lyric of this album.

Yeah, show more. Come on, that's not. Here we go. Adaboy. Adaboy, that was a dark one. Yeah. Not hibernating. Bear down, my pleasure grind, you are mine.

That was kind of the theme. Yeah. Not hibernating. Yeah. Write it. Dude, this was when he comes. Uh-huh. Fucking Skype.

Yeah. I don't know. Suck it. That's a real direct. These are songs to gay fuck too. Yeah. I'm telling you, if you are new in a gay relationship and you want to try something fun, try something different, listen to some music you haven't heard yet

and you're not familiar with her super suit, this is the album to get the party started. I love these guys and you know what, I'm proud to give them a plug. Oh yeah, her super suit is amazing. That whole belongs to me for sure. I was a fucking banger. Jam. Have you walked crazy for days? Yeah. Yeah. Cheers, Nadav. Hope it works out with you and demark daddy demark. Thank you. Speaking of a decade or so ago, maybe more, Tommy, her super-suitage right around the time that we lived in Silver Lake and we lived next to trade. There is Joe. Taday, there's Joe. Yes. Very good. Excellent food, good cheese, good wines.

And we spent our poorest years dining on Trader's Joe fair. Well, you know, a little bit can go a long way at Trader's Joe fair. It really did. Trader's amazing. You know, I had Trader's Joe fatigue for a while because it was like, don't remind me of being broke and like living off of their delicious frozen pen and curry,

or maybe their appetizers, the Spana Copa da. It just reminded me of a time, two butt chuck. Anyway, I finally went back to trade that was jewel after I would say an eight-year hiatus, delightful. So good. Everything about that store is great. The customer service is great. They talked to you like a normal person.

Good vibes only at Trader Joe's. Yeah, and they're not like, I hope I can help you find everything today. They're just like, hey, how are you? What's going on? You're very real down to earth. Yeah. Yeah.

The food is great. The snacks are great. So, originally, most locations are actually very easy to navigate. You know, most grocery stores are like, where the fuck is anything? I feel like it's laid out more clearly at Trader Joe's and they have fucking, here's the thing.

There are insane deals there, but the stuff is good man. It's so tasty. Every time I go by one, I stop in, I get something. And it's either like a flashback thing where I'm like, oh yeah, you get this all the time, or I'll try something, I'm never disappointed. Never. And the flowers, you get them. Those peas.

Flowers you get pennies on the dollar. Oh my God. Here's the thing, I didn't learn this until much later that a lot, you see wine in Trader Joe's and you know, this is like $2, $5, $7. You're like, this must be shit cheap wine. It's actually really good wine. It's just that there's an abundance of it. So whenever there's high production stuff,

it can be really good wine and they have it. I do not know that. Wine prices are based on the scarcity of the wine. There's the vintage produces, you know, six cases and there are like $5,000 a bottle because they're not making a lot of wine. But places that make a lot of wine are able to sell them

for a lot less and they still have high quality stuff. So don't be fooled by some of those prices. You can get them really good wine there. Yeah. Yeah, whoever we used to drink that wine with the rooster on it, I saw that there, the rooster wine, Schloss Bibery, the sparkling champagne we used to get. That was a good one.

Really good stuff. So many good things. So shout out to, let's throw up, today there's Joe such good stuff. No, it's good stuff. No, it's good stuff. Love you, traders, Joe. Let's take a quick break.

You will be right back. Okay. We're back and we are back with our guest who we're very excited to let you guys know. You can find right here on the YMH YouTube channel every Thursday with the new podcast not today pal with Rob and Jamie Lynn Singler. It is Rob Eiler everybody give it up for Rob the uh if you're watching this today that this episode comes out his episode his show debuts tomorrow so very excited wow thank you very much. Thank you for being here. Yeah.

And I'm excited for you and Jamie to do it. How crazy would it be if Nadav got paralyzed by Daddy DeMarco? Wouldn't that be nuts? Yeah, I'm just, he's got to start gambling again. It was such an endearing quality about him, you know. Thank you. He got into real trouble with it. But he's fine. Look at him. He with it. Mm. But he's fine. Look at him. He has it. You listen. There's like some rock star who said like,

if you have $50,000 to spend on rehab, like you don't have a problem. You know what I mean? And it's the same thing with like, look, he's got a job. He's got a fucking car. I think he doesn't have a problem. He's fine.

You really think he'd be okay going back to gambling? Like, he was. Yeah, and I'd like to start that off here. You want that? Should gamble? Yeah. He's too excited. gambling like yeah, and I'd like to start that off here you want I should gamble He's he's too excited, but but so just to set this up at this point for people know We are We're recording this pre basketball game even though you will have seen a recap a recap of the basketball game So that's just to give this context. And we're saying this.

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about training for it. Ryan, God bless his heart, is very old. And he's sore and limping around, and then anything he's being sandbagged, and then he brings up, and he brings up that he's been training, and he's been playing basketball every day. For 45 days.

For 45 days, getting ready for this game. And Nadav, he his all kind of like, you know, he's got his J blood, his flowing through him and he goes, I want that action. And he let it out, he goes, I'm, now I'm double, I'm doubling my money on any. He's 100% in the any camp. And you were like, I'll take this fucking sucker for sure.

Yeah, I listen, Ryan answered the door when I got here and he was hobbling, so it made me a little worried, but that got offset by Nadav wanting to bet on any, because Nadav is not gonna win. Right, yeah, so I honestly like. Because your whole thing here is not about any skill it's that Nadav's the cooler. That, but I also think, I think any has a little bit

of like the Blackbird Christchurch anymore. He's like, I could just do that. It's like, no. You know, it's like, no dude, you can't do that. By the way, have you ever been to a poker game? I'm talking a lot, like a lot, sitting at a table where you have a moment where you're like, oh, there's a fix in on this.

And then you go, I need to not show that I know, but I need to get out of here. Yeah, you have been around, I mean, you know, when I was living in Vegas, I saw some crazy shit, but that stuff is more in like the underground games, and it wasn't so much, and I'm like, I'm 100% sure that this shit is going down.

But I'm just like picking shit up, and you're like, you know, is that guy pretending to be drunk? And I was kind of going on. You're like, I'm just gonna... And yeah, you just, you know, you play for another hour and then you're like, oh, I gotta, yeah, I'm gonna go whatever. But that's why like now I tend to play in places that are like mostly legal. Sometimes I still go to those places, but it's like out here I don't know anyone. So when I go to those places, I'm like, I could be the fucking sucker. Or in New York, I never felt like I was gonna be the sucker Right, but here I'm like I'm literally showing up to a poker game with nine people

I don't know wow and that's not great, but you're going in with money like real money Yeah, but luckily now with like, you know I don't want to get too into it, but you don't have to bring cash you don't know. No, no, no So how does it work? How does that work? You know somebody has to vouch for you And then you have to be like, yeah, I'm good for it. But what's really great is, at the poker spots out here, they have boxes.

So you have a key, and then you go, when I walk into the poker spot, I have no money on me. When I leave, I have no money on me. But I have a box in there, like a safety deposit box. I go in, take my money out, play with it, put it back before I leave. So it's like, you know, if I'm leaving the poker spot

at 3 a.m., I don't have any cash on me. Oh, that I leave. So it's like, you know, if I'm leaving the poker spot at 3 a.m., I don't have any cash on me. Oh, that's smart. Yeah, people have been like shot leaving these places. Oh, sure. Yeah. Yeah, so it feels a lot better when I'm like, I have $8.

When somebody vouches for someone, then later on, you just have to do a cash drop for somebody's like, I need to get that cash. Yeah, well, there's many ways that you could do it. I don't want to talk about, but you know, you can, you know, because there's a lot of ways to pay people these days, you know?

But, yeah, I tend to be a cash guy. Looking out the long way. Guys, he's so pumped. He hasn't been this happy and so long. Look guys, it's like I've been fasting for months at this point and I'm just so famished for gambling. I'll get it. Dude, I've been doing crazy prop bets.

Just trying to get a little bit of taste here, a little bit of taste there. Right, he's been gambling. Yeah. Yeah, you've been gambling. I'll get it. Dude, I've been doing crazy prop bets. Just trying to get a little bit of taste here, a little bit of taste there. Right, he's been gambling. Yeah. Yeah, you've been gambling. A prop bet isn't a gamble. I don't know what a prop bet. So a prop bet is like, if I was gonna bet Nadav

before this episode of like, or so he was gonna bet with somebody, because he knows that you drink a lot of water. If it's like how many waters will rob drink during this episode? Got you. So if he says, too, he says one, and you can set a line. So you could be like, okay, it's one and a half.

So anything over one and a half, and you always put a half so there's no tie. Fuck, fuck, tie. Fuck that. So anything over one and a half, you win. Anything under one and a half, I win. Got you. Yeah, so that's a propette.

And you can do it on anything. It's very detailed. So we went to the carnival and like, I was betting, like Chad and Chris were going down the slide. So I was betting on who was going to be down on the slide first. Jesus. How I fucking did you know? I've had a birthday. I had a birthday party and Zola went to go piss in the backyard I bet Annie on whether or not Zola was gonna trip on his way back because it was really dark He didn't I've lost every bet so far. Yeah, this goes more than every bet. Yeah

Yeah, so is it really for you just like just the dog taking that action makes you go? No, no, no, I listen up until I saw Ryan limping when he answered the door, I was all in on Ryan. And now you're a little hesitant. When I saw the limp, I was like, fuck. I don't know. But.

And it has nothing to do with it. Like any's just like, I don't play basketball, Ryan's like, I've played. That's a big thing. Yeah, that's a big thing. But you make such a good point with the black Bert Kreischer thing. I mean, look, the point is that Horspa,

the BBK goes a long way because Bert actually does well when he applies himself to these things. So BBK might come through just based on that. BBK, do you think you could run a marathon? Oh, do I think you could run a marathon? Oh, do I think I could run a marathon? What is a marathon? 26.2 miles. 26.2 miles.

26.2 miles. 26.2 miles. 26.2 miles. And that's like, but what is that though? I gotta run the whole thing. I mean, it's like stop. Well, we had said like a time where you can't just like, yes, you know, you can't like,

most. We said it, we said a minimum time. Or yeah, a time you you can't just like walk. Yes. You know, you can't like mosey. We said it. We said a minimum time. Or yeah, a time you had to be. Please just say, how long do you think you could jog for without having to stop? Uh, I mean, shit, I don't know, I don't jog, man. I don't know. You don't play basketball, are you?

You're gonna run for that shit when you take myles? But I wasn't gonna tell you like, I could beat him 11 to two, you know what I'm saying? You asking me specifics, I don't know specifics. Oh, okay, let's go time wise. Like do you think you could run for a half hour without stopping? Do I think I could run?

Jog. Jog for 30 minutes? Oh, you said half mile? Half an hour, half an hour. 30 minutes. 30 minutes without stopping. And you know what the run's fast? I mean, how much is it, how much am I getting?

You know what I'm saying? Like, what's the, how much you wanna bet it, doc? Yeah. But see how any mind works? good, you know what I'm saying? Like what's the, how much you want to bet it, though? But see how any mind works when he's motivated by something he will push through physically to accomplish. I know this about him is very determined. So that mental hoodspot I'm telling you. Because a marathon is like three and a half hours of running. Yeah, whatever. You think, how much money do you get to pay? All right, here's the question.

How much money do you think it would take for you to run a marathon? How much money would it take for me to run a marathon? To jog for three and a half hours. Yeah. And not really, like, other than like a quick, oh, you know, tie your shoe. Yeah, like you have to keep going. It's so bad.

I mean, all right. You're probably like, probably like 5K. Yeah, that's for like 5,000. I'd do it for that. Yeah. And you're saying you could. Well, okay, what about this? Would you be willing to put up 5,000?

So if somebody said, if I said, hey, if you run a marathon, I'll give you $5,000, but if you can't finish it, you have to give me $5,000. That's tough, because 5,000 doesn't mean to you, what it means to me, so. That's a little trouble. You have a job.

You know what I mean? So do you, don't you? Well now, yeah, starting Thursday. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But I guess the thing is, is that enough motivation for you is what we're saying. If it was five grand free, like, I'm not betting it,

then yeah, if it was, we're betting, it wouldn't, I'd need to bet with someone that is kind of, you know, relative to my, like our bankrolls, kind of, our finance is kind of match. Why is that important? Because I needed to hurt. What if hurt what if you had to put you needed to hurt them? I needed to hurt one of us. What if you had to well it would hurt you if you look what if you had to put up 5,000 to my 10,000 oh So two to one yeah

Oh damn you haven't gambling you see the ball and gamble fuck two to one right off the damn Favorite fucking You see the ball and gamble and fuck two to one right off the damn. What's going on? This is my favorite fucking episode. Hell yeah dude. Um, I mean that's, I still don't even think 10,000, he was 5,000, he's not enough action. Listen, here's the deal. I fucking hate losing. I hate losing $10,000.

I would hate losing $10,000. I also, I haven't fucking worked in 10 years. How much money do you think I got? I'm not balling, I got money, but. Yeah, way more than 10. What you mean, yeah, I don't know how long you ain't been workin', but you doin' fun. I have more than 10, I'm not putting up my life savings

against you, but. It's just one, man. I don't know, if you talk, cause you couldn't match it to the one. Nigga, 5,000 is like my net worth, dog. What you think, what money do you think I got? I ain't got shit. Hey, don't make it sound like you work here for free, man I don't I'm just you know, I'm just nigger rich. I'd be spending all my money

That's how you also have a job and a skill you have a job and a skill that you're willing to use to make money I got nothing what you mean? But you'll job yo skill got you the job you got the skills It's talkers. Yeah, but I'm saying this one now, but I'm saying before that, I haven't worked in 16 years. No one's throwing jobs at me. You kind of had a really cool side gig last year. That's true. Yeah. Which made me realize I never want to act again

for the rest of my life. Ha ha ha. Ever again. Did you sell the speedy I got you? The speed, oh no, into the watch? Yeah. No, no, no. Okay, good.

I didn't sell it. I I mean you're a degeneracum I'm like we saw it I pull that up and it though we saw it on eBay it was with the card that was I saw the watch with the card yes no I could never do that I have watches people got me like 20 years ago that I'm just like it just sits in a box Because I'm like I don't have the heart. Yeah, yeah, you know what I mean? It's more like my OCD is like oh some bad. I'll have any of you sell it That's probably I'm the same way I would never sell shit like that Unless I need it, you know, I mean if I lose this bet any you're gonna sell it. I might be flipping some watches Wow

I'm wanting to run this I want you to jog for three and a half hours What would you be what would you be willing to put up hold on maybe we could get this? Community talk can we can we get in on this? Hey, yo hold up though, man. Yeah, I'm about to get unhealthy again. Leave me alone. Let me unhealthy I want to go back to that life. I don't listen healthy life See this is why you don't have a ton of money. We're trying to put together money for you and you're telling us not to This is why you're broke. Yeah, I'm cool being broke though being bros cool, man. I'm fine. I still pay my bills I'm good. I just I missed the sludge man. I missed the sludge life

You know what I'm saying is that what it's called when you shit once a month I mean basically yeah I'll get it on the action to I'll get it on it. Yeah Yeah, what is go. Yeah. What is this mean? So how much have you put up? It depends what he's gonna put up. You know what I'm saying?

It depends on what the, there has to be like a, what are you willing to say that you can jog the 26.2 miles, you're back in the, you have to jog, you can't walk, we have to figure out exactly what that time frame is. Yeah, it's probably like four hours is right? Or it's probably like a half or something. I don't know, I don't want to say what time without knowing, you know? What if we do five miles an hour?

Oh yeah. Well, that's two and a half, it's a little over two and a half. No, we need more, right? Oh no, wait, what? No, if we do, if we say five miles an hour, wait. Well, hit the first drop down. How long does it take to fall? That would be a little over five hours.

Oh, it's training for that. So we'll say, I think we give them, I think we give them around the four hour mark. How about just give them the time limit to finish your marathon, which is six hours? No, because people walk them. Yeah, yeah, you can just walk. Do people walk them?

Yeah. Because you could go, then you could go like four hour hours and a shenanigan. Yeah, people walk them. Yeah. So close. Yeah. Cause you could go, then you could go like four hours and a half. Yeah, I do a 15 minute mile that doesn't make it any good. No, no. You got to do like, average marathon time worldwide is four and a half. Average time for a man is four twenty one.

Well, you're definitely above the average man. So let's, hold on, wait a minute, above the average man. Yeah. Wait, does that, is that mean that that average man is like in marathon condition? And he's running and jogging in the whole time Those are I think four hours is a good line. Yeah, four hours a good line. Oh, you know, we do what was Berks time Look it up Can you be bird? What was Berks'

Marathon. Hey, this is good. Yeah, baby. That's an idea. I feel like I'm drinking again. This is great. Whoa. There we go.

Oh, four, five and a half. Let's do this big. No, that's too shitty. That's too shitty. Yeah, that's too shitty. That's a bad idea. Okay, did he say he walked towards the end? Well, he walked.

Yeah, he missed the cutoff by 27 minutes. Sounds like he meant, I mean, I mean, I was like, what? Six hours was the limit. Right, so he missed, he just made the cutoff by 27 minutes. Sounds like he ran a marathon at the right amount of time.

I would actually be kind of reason, like, even that's tough, because if you're going five miles an hour, that's over five hours still. Five miles an hour is a pretty decent. Clip? I think four hours is a great line. I think four hours is adequate.

I'll give you the average 421. Yeah, he's a podhead now 420. Hahaha. Sludge like baby. Let's go. I miss the sludge dog. We'll give it to you. I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like,

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I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm where, where, where is it? February 19th, that's a, oh, it's, that's a long time. 5.30 AM, start time, woof. Oh, yeah. Wait, wait, wait, wait.

This is, it already took place this year. It was in February? Yeah. Okay. Yeah, that's too long. But wouldn't it be awesome, because they like track you the whole way? And we would know where we want.

We have a lot of stress down there in Texas. Awesome marathon. There's no other one. No, that's the only one in Texas. There's nothing in Dallas. Okay. Because if he doesn't run a marathon in a marathon, how do we know he really ran the marathon?

Like no one's gonna follow him for 26 miles. Go to what are the big, what are the big marathons? There's the New York one. That one just happened. Oh, no, New York is like September, October, right? Is it? Look it up. October?

I mean, I've never been to New York, so. Dude. New York City, hell, I got, let's go. Sunday, November 5th, baby. I'll fucking, we're flying to New York. Let's go. You want to do it in November? Yo there's a there's a jet's Giants game the weekend the weekend before that We all would a jet Giants game we get to see Aaron Rogers in the jet uniform We bet on that and that would be hilarious to get him in the New York City New York one is pretty New York City

Marathon and we'll all be waiting in Central Park for you. We will finish Marathon and we'll all be waiting in Central Park for you. We will finish See you fucked up with that statement. I'm gonna. You fucked up with that So are you willing to put up five grand that you can? Um, man, I'm paying to get healthy. Yo, um, uh, fucking fine. Yeah. Yes, and you're willing to do 10 Fucking fine. Yeah. Yes, and you're willing to do 10 But he can't do it in for 20 Man, man, this is crazy too, hold on because when I'm thinking about the bet when I'm comfortable putting up the 10 is like hey right now Yeah, when we're talking if you have all these months to train. I feel like I'm getting sucker if I'm paying two to one, to be honest. Because I've known people,

but like we said, Bert ran a fucking marathon. You have four or five months to get as healthy as Bert and you've been playing basketball for 45 days every day? No, I'm getting sucker. I know and I'm getting sucker. But if it was tomorrow, if it was tomorrow, I'd put up the 10K to your 5K.

For sure. All these conditions, yeah, I guess you're just out of the bit. Oh well. No, no, we just don't know. It's just not double, it's not two to one. I put up 7500 to your 5K. But you have months to get, it should be even money if you have months, but I'd be willing to put up

because you say I have money and you don't. But wait a minute, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know these numbers in these in these rules and these marathons and shaman, nothing about any of this. This was supposed to be like my last motherfucking day, being healthy and normal, like a fucking, I was about to go back to five, thousand from you. But you're saying you want in, you want in on the money side too? I'll come in on your side that he won't finish in in 420 or less and I'll put up another 15,000.

And he'll split it with you, you're half. Okay, what the fuck? Damn, first of all, why? You don't wanna do that. I'm believing you. Maybe you do need to re-head, what the fuck? Yo, you're just gonna put money down for no reason? No dude, I just believe in you.

That's, you know what? But I shouldn't. That's brolover, all right. That's brolover. Wait, is this a bet? Wait, are we doing this? Is this happening? The New York City?

So that means, that means, if, don't. We get you, we get, I'm at work right now. We get to five if he does finish in 4-1 year or less. Or excuse me, if he does finish in 420 or less. Or excuse me, if he finishes in over that time, but if he finishes in under 420, you give $10,000. No, but here's the thing, if we're giving him months and months and months, I'm not putting up too much.

He doesn't want to give time. I don't think that's fair. If he, tomorrow, I'll put up 10K to his five. 100%. So what are they after? I'd give him even two weeks to do whatever, but like if we're giving him here's the in my head I'm giving him four months to get as good a shape as Bert. That's fucking crazy

He's younger. He's in much better shape. He's blonde. Yeah, you know what I mean? He's an athlete they run like the wind He's an athlete come on. Yeah, he is he is He is yeah listen any I believe in you you can do it. I know you can. I know why. So at this point, do it. So if we want to, if we want to, if we want to set it up in somehow in the next two weeks, I'll put up 10k to his five. But if we're doing those four months, it has to be closer. Like I don't think, I think putting it's a valid point. It's a valid point. Yeah Okay, so what are we up in the price then?

What do you want to do? 20,000 20,000 So I put up 20 and you put up 20. Yeah, which I can't afford but yeah That's I think for $20,000. You're fucking do it. I think so too That's a problem $20,000. I mean I can't run a marathon And I don't need the money like you said and I think I wrote about $20,000 $20,000 that's a good one. Now you're the guy on the line. I mean listen if you if you want to do it two weeks from now You could put up 10,000 I'll put up 20,000

If you wanted to do it in two weeks. Right, because New York City is in November. Yeah, giving you all that, listen, any almost anybody can get in shape for a marathon in four, five months, whatever. Now, if the dove wants to put up some money, if the dove, I thought you could see if he could run a marathon, that's what I'm saying.

Oh, if the dog found out, you're in a marathon. You're in a marathon. I'm gonna get it in a marathon. That's a put up till November. And you will be. And I get in, I get a full six hours. What?

No, you're gonna be, you're gonna be spelt by them. Yeah, for months, homie. You got one month. That one, maybe the birth time, because you got it, it's gotta be done. Yeah, that's, but again he has four months. He it, it's got to be done. You can't go into it. But again, he has four months.

He could lose, even if he lost, even if he lost. I got bad knees, a bad back. I can't fucking run for total loss. Even if he lost 10 pounds a month up until then, what is that? 40, 50 pounds. And that's, and 10 pounds a month is not hard to lose. If you have a money objective at the end, and he,

he loves money. How much would you, how much would you money. How much would you bet? How much would you say would you put up if November 5th, the New York City Marathon, old J Bird flies up there and he says, you're giving me five and a half hours. Well, five and a half is a long time. That's crazy.

That's birthday time. Yeah, birthday that with no, again, again, if you wanna do tomorrow, I'll put up 20,000 that you can't do about it. I've been sedentary for 34 years. And I'm really saying, when you're given people four months of training for a marathon, I know people who have run a marathon

who are not in good shape. Yeah, like they just, it's just a thing we're like, because they'll do a mile of kind of walking and then running, and then you put 20,000 in. How much time limit are you putting this in? What time, what amount of time? If he has four months, I don't even know what fucking month this is, but if he has four, five, six months to train,

I think he should get, and again, we don't even know what that means, the average, right? That's the average person in a marathon that runs four and a half. Yeah, so give us a, come on. What does it work out to? I would put up 20 to your 20 for what time limit? What do you want for?

Obviously, we can do over the average. I'm not going to burp, burp time. He's like, he was like drinking beer. I'm giving him four months. Burp was doing it drinking beer. Okay, so would you do it? Would you do five hours? I'd like to get a little under there.

I would give you a little limit. I would give you a little over. I want the six. No, that's crazy. No, there's a lot of walk. I could do that. Bro, if you wanted to do more different Christina Yeah, I got a hundred fifty pounds on if you want to do it in two weeks

I'll give you birth time if you could run a marathon in two weeks the same time is burnt And I'll put up 20,000 to your 10,000 this is gonna do more damage to me than daddy the mark Now when I'm coming in with a 20 grand fucking clip for you I'm gonna be fucking bedridden for two years if I fucking trying Dude how how much how good would you feel if on this better when any was running? Why can we bet on any run? How would you how good would you feel if on the if on the first episode of my podcast? I have to break out fucking $20,000 pretty exciting. I'm so it on to

Onto the fucking table and I'm like here, here's your fucking twig. All right, I'll do another 20,000 if you do it in the two weeks. Wait, what? Yeah, so, or I'll make it 25. So that's $45,000 you get. If I do it in five and a half in two weeks, that's the first time.

There's no way. I'm not, like I'm not, like I'm, my back hurts right now. Okay, will you do 450 as the time limit in November. 450 is under the five. In November? Listen, here's the thing. If I'm giving him five months, I think he can get to the average.

Yeah, I think he could get to the average. I think you're asking. He's acting, the dog is acting. Don't trust him. Okay, what are you acting like you can't? I am not. What are you doing? Roughly what you weigh.

Roughly. Yeah, I'm probably close to my fattest. I'd say I'm probably close to 260 right now. Congrats. So, if you even have 10 pounds of fucking month, you could get down to fucking two dude. It's so to get five months to get in shape is a long time. Yeah, the whole time, bro.

And how old are you? I'm 34. Yeah, he's peak. You can do this, Natal. You can do this. I will go to four. I will go to four. Yeah, I think the average time is a great time if we're going November.

Yeah, I haven't had this much dejan fucking vibes running through my life. Okay, but it is. That's all you have to say. Here's the thing. I think this is fair. This is what's fair. If he, if we agrees on the average time, you have to up the bed on your end. It can't be just the,

you have to make it a higher cash reward for him. I'm not making the average time. I'm not taking that. In five months. In five. I'm not taking that bet. I'm not taking that bet. I mean, come on, I would take the fucking bet.

Then I'm not taking that bet on you then. Have some faith in yourself, Nadal. Oh my god, you know what? You can't you know it would be unreal if any bet on the dog That would be incredible. Oh, yeah, I bet my boy. What do you that's what I'm saying? So then he's on his shit for fucking the next five months. No, you don't need me You don't need me to be on your No, I trust my he's not even interested in taking the bet. Yeah, like, honestly, I already don't think I could do it.

But that's why the thing, okay, so the thing would be, like it's not even close to me. So you gave me like five and a half, six hours. Now I'm like, I think I could do that. But here's how the bet goes. Me and any make a money bet for you to run the marathon or whatever, and then Tom just puts up that 10K or whatever if you do it

You know what I'm saying so you're free rolling you know what I mean? So you're free rolling on 10k okay, but then me and any have a bet on if you can do it or not But what's the time? Five and a half no we're going if we're giving you till November it's average home I'm not average. I'm not an average, but that's, if we're given you a Till November, it's average. Oh, me, I'm not average. I'm not an average man. But that's the thing, that you can be. You can be.

Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Pull up. Pull up. Pull up the average. Oh my God. The exact average time.

You can do it, Nathanael. That's the greatest thing. Can Nathav take the next five months and become average? If you try as hard as you possibly can, Adav. Can you shock the world? No, I can't. I will wait. But here's the thing.

Okay, this is a very sp- Okay, but this is a very- Sorry, I don't mean to raise my voice. It's okay. You're very fired up. I understand. 4-21-03 is to the second, hold on, to the second, the average time, right?

Uh-huh. You're giving, you have multiple months here. Hold on, hold on. Hold on, Jun. Hold on, Jun. Okay, you have five months, five months. Wait, wait, wait, just wait. If we're saying this is the average time,

Bert's time was more than an hour over average. He wants you to stick to average, you want it there. Both of you, the only way this will average is best gonna take, I can retell by what he's thinking, by what you're thinking. There has to be a compromised time for this bet to work. It's not gonna be the exact average time. It's too low for you to agree to it.

But the other time is too high because it just makes it feel like it's too attainable. Big fat Bert didn't train at all and was able to just walk into that. But he also like exercises regularly. I'm sad at hearing. Listen, listen, listen. When he did that, he was never training like that.

At all, he was doing some stuff. But the point is this, it's, it's, it's not, it's the bet. It doesn't work for anyone if it's that time. You've got to pull it down some and be willing to agree to it. If you want this bet to happen. I've, look, I've had a knee injury that, where I'm afraid to even make contact with the ground. That's great. That's, this is how, this is how the bet gets exciting. So we'll put you in some, I got some great knee braces, we'll get you the top tier stuff.

Yeah, you can do the best. Guys, I'm not into this bet. Nidav, hold on. If you have a free, I'm not even considered. You're free rolling though. He's just putting up 10k. If you do it, I'm gonna get hurt, Rob. My body cannot take running a marathon.

Hold on, what if, what if, train for four months? What if you beat the average woman's time? You can't beat a woman? That's an extra, no. That's a lot of extra time. A lot of extra time. Oh yeah, an extra 26 minutes. Oh, oh yeah. You got to kill a lot of women could beat me. Christine, sorry, I'd not mean to raise my voice.

Yeah, I picked you and sitting in a group. Are you really like this? You really wouldn't consider five, a five even? That would be 33 minutes faster than Bert did it in. Again, again, there's so much, I'm willing to bet huge and at a huge disadvantage on things in like the next week or two. Not talking about in five months. When we're talking about five months,

like I just, I know, I mean, okay, let's put it this way. But he's so reluctant to even do it. Man, he just, his mind is, you can flip a switch and just like, when I, so I lost 60 pounds and like, or no, how much should I lose? Yeah, like 50 pounds or something like that in like three months. Where are you 12?

Yeah, also just even harder. I was on the Atkins diet at 12, dude. I was buying burgers, I didn't buy them back. He's like, it's back like this, dude. I'm fucking burgers, I didn't buy them back. It's like this, dude. I'm fucking 34. I had nothing at the end of it. Also, hold up. Free money.

There's something that I feel like we're forgetting here. Didn't you offer like a million for like a certain amount of weight loss and that did not, right? That ended up being a wash. So ended up just kind of fading out. Yeah. Right, so I mean, but it also just kind of, it faded like you were on it for a minute. Yeah.

And then it just kind of, then we just didn't talk about it. Yeah, just kind of teetered off. But see, all I'm saying is you're saying that as long as it's over 20k or whatever that he's just going to get, you know, you're going to get into it, you have five months of course you're going to work for it, but it might fade away in the same way. That's the gamble. For sure. If you have nothing at the end of it, it's way different than if you're like, hey, I have

just 20k, especially when he's coming here every day and you're on his shit and you're like, yo, do it like, I'm gonna get hurt. See, but like, what if like all of a sudden my fucking back snaps? He's just, he's too concerned about that. How many views did your thing get when your legs not million. Millions. Millions. Millions. This is true. You're not even thinking. You care about a million views doesn't pay my bills Rob. You care about that. Oh, it did actually kind of. It depends. Yeah. I do walk back. That's actually exactly what I'm saying.

Okay, so my dog is a big fat chicken. Are we gonna, what is it with any, can we lock it with any before we move on? Can we lock something in? Listen, we could just get back to the beginning. We put up a thousand dollars for the basketball game. Deal. Done. God damn it, that was a long way to go.

That was so long. I know, and no one's running a marathon. So, okay. I agree that is kinda lame. We gotta end somewhere. I mean, okay, I will do it. How much are we talking in the case that I did succeed? What would I get from it?

If it was, the bet I would wanna do is two weeks from now. So you don't have to go back to being unhealthy. There's two weeks from now, you run 26.2 miles. I'll put up 10,000 to your five. Well, no, this is the perfect time for me to be unhealthy. So I would have to go and do just a stint of just straight up garbage for like a month.

And then the next four or three year, however much I've left, then I would get healthy. So I would do that. I don't want to do the two. We do the November 5th one. Yeah, because I don't want, I can't even stand doing the, bro, you know how much pizza I'm gonna eat in three days. Like I can't do enough.

But here's the deal. In my head, I think you can run a marathon for months from now if you train. So I'm betting on something I think you can do. That's so stupid. But you get two weeks from now. But you think I could even go under the 420 or whatever? Yeah, if you train in the next four, five, dude, five months is a long time, a long time.

My brother, by the way, like my brother does this shit. Like he's run marathons, he does triatholons, he does this shit. And I know there's times where he's like, yo, I'm in such bad shape. Like he just had a kid, he's going eating like shit, I'm doing like shit, he's like out of shape, everything. And he's running, he's doing a triathlon in September. And he's like, eating like shit, I'm doing like shit, he's like out of shape, everything, and he's running, he's doing a triathlon in September.

And he's like, yo, right now I couldn't do shit. He's like, I've never, like he's, when you, if you have five wants to train and there's a huge cash, like of course I think you could do it. Well then maybe we take off the bedding side of it because it sounds like, yeah, if you're gonna bed on it, then, yeah, why would you, if you believe in that? Or, you just come up with a time that's,

you dial in on this time. In other words, the average time is four, and I don't think you figure it out right here because it's like, yeah, a lot of math. But you talk to like marathon people about what is like, an impressive amount of time, not an impossible amount of time for somebody's never done it. Maybe you make your bed around that, you know?

So then you would really have to be training and dedicated to do it. And then it's a difficult feat. It's not just, I'll hear the average time. You know what I wonder if the average time is, because I'm thinking like this could be a good time, the time between the runner who wins the marathon and Bert.

So like whatever time is right in the middle of both of those I think could be a full time. Type this in. What is the winning LA marathon first place time? I'm gonna guess two and a half hours, two hours, 36 minutes or something. First place is gonna be be crazy I know who won first place man one hour forty nine minutes damn fucking and so and Burran that in 533 right so what is the time right in the middle what's there no way hold on that's a mung wheel chair oh that says one day wheel chair wheel chair that's a day you want to do the marathon in the

wheelchair we can talk some money bro maybe Maybe Nadav does it in the wheelchair because he's crying about his back. That would be awesome. That would be so cool. 209. OK, so 209 and then 533. God damn. So that guy can run two and a half

marathons in the time that Bert ran his marathon. Right. See, that's why. 0907. OK, so let's figure out the average. Or, what's the, right, that's what you want. The time between, like what, yeah. The average.

Yeah, right. Because it's the average of two. Yeah, so you do, yeah, two, two, nine, two, nine, two, nine, two, nine, two, nine, two, nine, two, nine, two, nine, two, nine, two, nine, two, nine, two, nine, two, nine, two, nine, two, nine, two, nine, two, nine, two, nine, two, nine, two, nine, two, nine, two, nine, two, nine, two, nine, two, nine, two, nine, two nine, two, nine, two, nine, two, nine, two, nine, two, nine, two, nine, two, nine, two, nine, two, nine, two, nine, two, nine, two, nine, two, nine, two,

nine, two, nine, two, nine, two, nine, two, nine, two, nine, two, nine, two, nine, two, nine, two, nine, two, nine, two, nine, two, nine, two, nine, two, nine, nine, two, nine, two, nine, two, nine, two, nine, two, nine, two, nine, two, nine, two, nine, two, nine, two, nine, two, nine, two, nine, two, nine, two, nine, two, nine, two, nine, nine, two, nine, two, nine, two, nine, two, nine, two, nine, two, nine, nine, two, nine, two, nine is that like, God? What is that like, God? That's not have him do it. Jesus Christ, somebody help him in there. Yeah, I mean, I guess it's like, it's under four hours for sure. Three. Because that first place offsets it so much.

Yeah. Oh, he's putting the calculator up right. Fine. Oh. There's a song playing. He got it. Well, this calculate. Twelve. Yeah, where do you think? I know what he's doing. There's a song playing. He got a 12. I know what he's doing.

Yeah, 129. Oh, okay. There you go. That's smart. Yeah. Now we're going with a much higher number. Well, it's actually you put in. Yeah, that wasn't right for the, that wasn't

right for, that was bird's time. No, it wasn't because it was not minutes and hours. You did, you did, his is going to be like 350 whatever, 300 whatever. That's correct. Right. 330. 30. That's right. You did 323. He did 533. he ran it in, right? So 333, yeah, divided by, and then divide that by two, what's 231? It's a little on the floor. 661, yeah, three hours and 51 minutes. There you go, that's a bet. Now that's a fucking bet.

That's a fucking bet. That's good. You could do that in five months, Annie. You could definitely crush that. Jesus Christ. Yes, you can, Annie. Honestly, I think he can. He's a lean machine.

Look at him. 30 minutes faster than an email, like most men's average. But you can do that. So I used to live on first Avenue, and the marathon would go by. I can't tell you how many of these motherfuckers are just chilling. Like, they're just chilling. So you're taking the average of all the people who are just chilling. Walkers.

People are walking by, there's like bands going on, people are stopping to pee and have a drink and they get back in the thing. So there you go, Annie. Come on, you can do this. Please, please, I know you can. See, I'm more interested in the dove. And the, because I think, Annie.

He's a crybaby, doesn't wanna hurt his mouth. Christina, that doesn't fucking work on me, all right? It's, I don't wanna be in a wheelchair. You're really, you're really, you're really, come on, it's just arm. You are surprisingly reluctant to do this though. You're so sure you're gonna get so hurt. If it was just a bed, I would understand.

Because I heard myself trying to lose weight on this last time too, I fuckin' threw my back at like every three weeks. Okay. Here's the thing, I would understand if it was just the bad, but the fact that he's boosting the bet, which is free money, that's nice. I'm not saying, you know, that's nice. Yeah, and also not being in pain is a little bit nicer

than that. So wait, all right. So wait, Juan, you gamble. So you know, when you win a gamble on whatever. When you win a bet, you win money. I'm the athlete, I don't wanna gamble if I'm the athlete. Hold on, Nadab, a fucking gambler's 101. When you win a bet, you win money. I'm the athlete, I don't wanna gamble if I'm the athlete. Hold on a doubt. A fucking gambler's 101.

When you win a bet, you win money. When you lose a bet, you what? You're in pain. Yeah, not working on me, bud. Damn, all right. I'm gonna have to cut over here. Check this out. Come on, Annie, do we agree?

350, I wanna bet. I want you to run the LA, the LA mayor at the New York Marathon. You can do it. So 350 and then again, so what is the money that comes with that? I'm not even excited to put up even money with that because I think you can do it. I'm betting on something I think you can do. So for me, it's not fun at all. So nobody here wants to take that action then.

If you can, and the next, again, if we talk talk tomorrow or in two weeks, I'm all in. Given you five months, I feel like a huge sucker. All right. I mean, no one wants to take the action. I mean, yeah. So what do you do about in two weeks? If you want to do it in two weeks, I'll put up 10k to your 5k that you can't run a marathon. I only don't want to do two weeks because I need to do the... Oh my god, the guys were going in circles.

So I'm going to accept something. Yeah, no, no, no, no. I need to, you don't know, I need to bet. Oh, for fuck's going in circles, somebody except something Yeah, no, no, no, I need to, you don't help the, I need to, oh for fuck's sake, two weeks you can't do it you can't go two weeks I can't do two more, for 10k I can't do two more man because it's my 10k is the thing it's also my 10k no, no, you put up five I put up 10 I was mom my five is what I'm saying it's like it's it's on top you know I would you say if you could do it in two weeks when you throw a little sweetener on there anything? Yeah, okay, so you throw another five sweetener on there, anything? Yeah.

Yeah. I want to see him do it. I want to see him do it. You throw another five. Sure. That would be 15,000 to your 5,000. What if we did it in November though, then what would the money be on there? I'm just, again, I would have to think about it more than just right on the spot, but

I'm not excited for that back because I think you can do it. I would basically like, because in a dove, I would be happy at the end because in a dove would look like a fucking different human and win the bet. You would come and look in just like a fucking different human and win the bet. You would come and look in just like you, but you got fucking my money. I'd be pissed. I'm so done. And you said you were looking for motivation and this is motivation.

I know, Nidda. You're turning it down. What are you going to do for the rest of your life? You're just going to, you know, because you said even just losing weight normally was hurting your back and hurting your knees. So like, so what's the, what's the end goal, my dog? Look, look, look, I know serious, look, yeah.

I'm also serious. Like I know, like, I am very close to the biggest I've ever been. I don't like it. But I don't wanna fucking get hurt on the way to like getting better. Like I'm down to lose weight, but fucking the measurement of that being,

hey, run a marathon in under four hours in 20 minutes. No, no, no, no. You wanna lose weight, you love gambling. Yes. This is a big gamble associated with losing weight and getting healthier. Is it everything you want? It's everything you like.

Mine is getting hurt. I don't like that. You're gonna get hurt. You're gonna get hurt. Like this whole, the Marco situation. I'm not too gassed about that either. But you're not, you're saying I'm gonna get hurt.

You're not definitely gonna get hurt, man. No, cuz I've been seeing you smile, like you've been smiling a little bit every time I say, like, oh, I might throw my beer like, like, you like it when I get hurt. No, I think you're just pressuring me into situations where I get hurt. Wait, because that makes you laugh. And me into situations where I get hurt Wait, that makes you laugh. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, That is true sure I'll do it through not running like I'll do like a marathon on an elliptical doing a marathon Where it's like low impact where it's like fucking not gonna fuck me up?

I'll do it so you'll do a marathon on an elliptical so you'll do 26 miles on an elliptical is what you're saying? Hold on if you say treadmill to did you say treadmill no treadmill will be the same no treadles the same as marathon Okay, so you'll do 26 miles on an elliptical. I like this. We do it in what time? 430. Well, we don't know what elliptical thing is compared to running because I think ellipticals are a lot, they move a lot. We'd have to plug in some cow, we'd have to have a nerd calculate some things. Yeah, yeah. All right, but we're getting closer now. Yeah, right. This isn't a firm no anymore, but like, it's still not a hard yes.

And if you end up in a wheelchair, Tom will give you like 10 grand or something like that. Because then you just get in the YouTube revenue for the video. You said it was giving me on staff, and I'm going to wheel-gird through some free-cats. That's true. I would keep you on staff.

But I'd have reduced rate We're a wholesome place Right into Fuck dude, I even think that was Oh, shit. Fuck. Dude, I even think that was like, and the crazy thing is he's all right. That's yeah.

That guy could do a marathon fucking tomorrow. Yeah. Oof. Oh, geez. Mm. Oh, wait. Wait. Wait.

What? Yeah. Yo, this is why I don't leave the country son. Well, these are in Austin, by the way. Yes, they are. They're mean to shit. And they, by the way. Yes, they are, they're in Minnesota. Geese are, and by the way, they have killed people. They will kill you, especially mating season,

or if there are young geese around, the males are super fucking aggressive. As the females protect, but the males that are looking to mate are so fucking aggressive. I'm gonna put money on that, I'll fight a goose. I'll put money on that. I'll fight a goose. I'll put money on that. I'll fight a fucking goose. Yeah, yeah, you'll lose it.

Is it like, bro? Is this like, mating season till I'll winner die? Oh, wait till mating season, bro. All right. I'll fucking fight a goose. When is mating? Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. That was a good one. Yeah. Yeah, they will come, if you're on a kayak paddleboard or a jet ski and you are in yeah, any of these coves with a goose like they do You're like oh, that's beautiful and you see it getting you're like wow it's really got some speed on it's either way It's coming over. That's like a little fucking attack you Did this guy felt so cool in the morning too? He's like dressed. He has the Asian Yeezies on, you know? Yeah.

And then he's just getting, oh man, that's so sad. That's a pretty wack video. Like the goose is like laying on him and he's screaming. But how do you not fight off a goose, bro? Like is his beak what's fucking it? Yeah, like the, it grabbed his jacket and it's strong. Those things are fucking strong, man. I think the people they kill are all over 70.

Like, yeah, probably. Yeah, probably. Like, can't you snap? But it's also, it's strong those things are fucking strong man. I think the people they kill are all over 70 like yeah Probably I can't you snap it's also it's bigger than you think and stronger than it's not a little bird No, no, I believe me. I've been up close next to one, but I feel like I could snap this fuckers neck I just I just feel like I don't know That's the next bad mean Look at that that is crazy where is he biting? Oh He's got his jacket See I think I think it's your so unprepared for some

Yeah, you are and that's why he's so like he can't believe long ass neck I mean, it's got a lot much longer reach than you're expecting I just grew up. Yeah. What's that? Tangled in the window? Like fucking Chinatown in the city. It'd be funny to see.

That's a bet I would like to see, by the way. A goose and an elderly person going at it. That's a great idea. Hell yeah. I'll say this, I will fund that. Yeah. I will sponsor that. Hell yeah. Yeah. That would be fucking fun. It. I will sponsor that. Hell yeah.

Yeah. That would be fucking fun. It would definitely kill my mother. It would definitely kill my mother. I will make that happen. Yeah, that would be. He's first is old. But that's imagine we rolled up one of these geese

on the fucking leash to an old folks home. We're like, who wants 10k? Like scrap. You know what she said to me the other day? She's like, she's coming to Austin in a couple of months, and she's like, she usually is like, what are you giving me to go on the podcast, you know? And I'm like, I'm like, I didn't even bring it up.

She goes, I would be on the podcast, and I'm going to look great. And I go, yeah, she goes, yes. And people won't say, oh, look at Big Bird's mother. Oh, okay, little one. You know, my dad has a relationship with his mom. That's a lot like your mom. Just still like, and you see like the faces or whatever. So my brother just had a baby.

And when my dad's like, I gotta go all the way to New York to get her. And then I have to bring her here. She had like, I feel bad. She doesn't meet the baby. She's like 80 and she'll die and whatever. She's like, I gotta go all the way to New York to get her. And then I have to bring her here to see how, like, I feel bad she doesn't meet the baby. She's like 80 and she'll die and whatever. She's like, all right, fine. He drives all the way to the fucking city.

Then he drives into Queens, gets her, drives all the way around. And the baby's name is Gabby. And they go, oh, you know, we're bringing Gabby into see you. You ready? And she's like, yes, they sit around the couch and they put her in her arms and she goes, hi, Abigail. And my dad almost fucking, I mean, just he blew a fuck, you know, like he's just like, he went all the way down and you know your granddaughter's name is fucking Gabby. And she's like, hi, Abigail. Like the first time she sees her. It's just so pissed. It's yeah, he just, he was right, like, you know, he probably went right and you just heard you know the sound of a fucking drink opening in the fucking backyard

So I'm sending my mother to Israel Yeah, just to go yeah cuz JC used to kick it there and I know that's what she loves and it's also like you know Good way to be rubbing her clip the whole time You have to send her with a friend too? With her brother. With her brother. Look at her bean to Jesus. Oh my God.

She's kidding. Oh, oh, oh, The fact that his pants came down like that. Hilarious. Yeah, somebody doing one of these donuts in the middle of the street, and there's 200 people out there with their phones out, of course. And it, so it doesn't, I mean, it kind of, it doesn't do one of those high speed

where it like hits the guy and he goes flying 40 yards. Like those are fucking rough. But the guy gets knocked down by it, and then the vehicle goes over him and takes his pants down. It just goes. And then he gets N1 mixed tape. Yeah, oh man. Look, then he gets N1 mixed tape.

Where everyone's like, oh, that's a really good. But you know he's not that hurt. If his first thought is like pull my pants up. Of course. So my pants up, right. You could have gotten dragged under that tire. There's just great people all around him. If he was hurt, he'd be in good, good hands. Yeah.

You've seen the one where the guy gets knocked out by the car, like it hits him, knocks him out, and then right away people run up and check his pockets. Oh my god. In America. Wow. In one of these, yeah, yeah. Yeah, in America.

Yes. This is pretty. This is pretty. Oh, this is pretty yeah, yeah. Yeah, in America. Yes, yes. This is incredible. This is great. He thought this is a trampoline. Oh my God. I felt the tick. Both knees went by, bye.

Oh my God. My eyes were somewhere else. Really? You got to watch this. He is at, look at the arms back. Oh. He watched me jump on his arms back. Oh Hey, watch me jump on my guard So he said a trampoline

When these trampoline parks for kids and so he thought that was a trampoline Oh My god, I mean that is a fool Look at him. He's like what I've done Oh my God. I mean, that is a fool. Look at him. He's like, what a dog. I've never jumped like that for a-

Look at that. Oh! It's a huge leap. Like a brat. I think- Everyone has her doing that like planking on shit. That's what he's doing. Oh my God.

It could be ankles, ACLs, ACLs. That would be me fucking one minute into the marathon. I don't think so. I think you're psyching yourself out with this nonsense of like my back skin and guy I'm, you know, fucking 90 year old. Yeah, come on, I just fucking do. That's what teach it 280 LBs.

You gotta fucking, you gotta get that winter spirit in you. You know, like any stint is a real. He's like, I could do that shit. Anything we bring up. He's like, I could do it. Yeah, if I was to this real I'll do that too I think he's sitting in as a real because he has that mentality Sure, you're right. You're right me and any are kind of different You're right. Well, you're right about that. Oh no five months. You could be the same. I know bro

Five months you could do it. What if we had a doctor. Okay, a Physician go what if we what if like during training? Let's just hear me out during training. We got you PT's, you know, like the state of the art people. I have a guy here in, in town now, who I just started working with, who really is that level. Like he's, he is doing the top level athletes in NFL NBA and like the athletes here in town from all different sports, he does weekly sessions of conditioning things and really would work with you on that level.

What if that was part of the equation? I mean, how much fucking easier can we make it for you? Listen, Nadav, you do need to get healthy. Yeah, you do. I'm not disagreeing about that part. But listen, what if we were willing, he's saying to provide you do need to get healthy. Yeah, you do. I'm not disagreeing about that part. But listen, what if we were willing, like he's saying to provide you for all the resources to have it be-

To get it done healthy, healthy, will you? Would you do it then? Dude, we're handing you the golden ticket and you're fucking shitting on it. You're like, no thanks, Mr. Wanka, I don't want the factory. I wanna stay fat. You're basically saying I wanna to stay fat and unhealthy.

We get a clip of it out, fucking unreal. That's definitely not what we're gonna be. We can have a clip of you in five months look over and go, I'm just like you, Annie. Like how you just said, oh no, I'm not. Wait, so what about this proposal? Well, you have guidance like the entire way and including physical therapists, like medical personnel, to nutritionists,

the whole thing. The whole thing. Everything, bro. I wish I knew we were gonna do this because we could have brought in a brick of cash and just fucking had it right here and he'd be salivating. This is once in a lifetime. Once in a lifetime.

I mean, that's not an easy now. Shouldn't be an easy now. One chance. Yeah, can I tell you something? You're never to get this kind of offer again in your life? My brain is folded into such a pretzel right now. Would you take it? You better lose yourself. Oh, my God. It's like my body said no, but my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, I'll tell you. Tell me, I'll tell you.

Tell me, I'll tell you. Tell me, yes. You want to get healthy. I'm really funded. I mean, you want to get healthy. You don't want to die this way.

I'm completely funded, Bert, Christ your time. Let's go. What's that? Completely funded, Bert, Christ your time. Completely funded,

Bert, Christ your time. We're split, we're split, we're split, we're split, we're split, we're split. We're split the different, different, different. Yeah. Yeah, like doing it at 420 still seems pretty crazy to me. Okay, let's compromise on the time. But wait, you're just holding on, no wait, hold on. Now I'm kind of on their side.

Yeah, average time is wild. If you have fucking his trainer, five months. Come on, man, if I had that trainer, I'd be fucking top 10%. You kidding me? You could do this. You have the most elite of everything bro. Oh my god. I'm so girls resources right now think about that Yes, you imagine. Yes, sorry. Yes. Yes. What's the time? The average time for 21. Let's go Yeah, wait a save baby

It's good Baby All right This is why the way that's just like what the finish line is gonna be like We're gonna go to judo art titties and you're gonna fucking do it. I'm so proud you're gonna run across that finish line I'm doing a dog you're gonna be do it. I'm so proud. You're gonna run across that finish line. You're gonna die. And you're gonna be like, I am a fucking Jewel. Yes. Yes.

Oh, we should all be waiting in the, you know, the rain. You're lost in the sauce. You're lost in the sauce. Yes. I feel like a fucking B. Jen Hays just coming over. There's once in a lifetime a dove and you took out the out of you.

Yeah, with ten rolls with the tens of the hats. We will bring a fat. We'll bring. in the, yeah, with ten drills, with the ten tasks, with the hats. We will bring a, we'll bring, you already did that to my car, you don't even do that to get hold of it. You get some authentic New York Orthodox Jews to wait for you at the finish line. Yes. Hold on, I gotta clear my schedule.

Make sure Agent Jean doesn't book us. Oh, yeah. That was the New York City Marathon. No, remember fifth. November 5th, no booking, Tom and I. Yeah. We're gonna be there. This is huge for you.

This is so exciting. This is gonna be the moment you alter, you're, Tom and I. Yeah. We're gonna be there. This is huge for you. This is so exciting. This is gonna be the moment you alter. You're gonna watch this video and you're gonna be a god-look-of-fat, I was. Yep. Ah! So, wait a minute, I just realized though, he said yes, but what is the money situation?

Or is there no money in this anymore? He's just doing that. And that's just the offer. Money would be nice. Oh, of that. And that's just the offer. Money would be nice. Of course. Of course. No, you just...

There's no bad here. He just won his life, but we just saved your life. You're going to be in such good shape, bro. No, I know. And I appreciate that, bro. You're going to be fucking... That alone, just like the last thing alone, it's like, honestly, just being in good health is enough of a thing.

It's awesome. You're going to like the way you look. Let's continue that part of the conversation. We'll talk to Ryan and see if there's a... I'm fucking so pumped for that. How'd you do it? You're going to Judor Titties November 5th. We are setting this up like immediately.

Oh my God. What? So my brother and the marathon, and we're all waiting on the, oh my God. We're waiting on the side of the marathon with signs. Can you imagine the mommy's? Yes, that are gonna show up and what their fucking signs are gonna say yeah, they're gonna be on television for a moment and then taken down immediately Who is this guy? Yeah, where you go? It's just gonna be signed dude. That's gonna be the best part of the whole day You're the JBK the Jewish birth creation. Yeah, whoa

It's gonna be a lot of people be like that's gonna be the best part of the whole day. You're the JBK, the Jewish Berkeley. Yeah. And there's gonna be a lot of people be like, that's a lot of Jewish sites. And. Never seen this many house suits that are new, you're so new. Fuck me. Dude, this is so, I'm so pumped for this.

This is gonna be fucking rad. Yeah. And they're coming, there could be a prize of who runs faster. You or any? Ooh. If any's interested. That's tasty. Yeah, and they're coming there could be a prize of who runs faster you were any If any's interested as tasty. Yeah, don't think that's fair Five months, but you you just know that so in sludge life you sludge life it till November October 28th you go for your first jog and if you lose you got to get a tattoo that says sludge life on your stomach Dude you're gonna run an adopt the New York City marathon. This is fucking right

Wow, you can't welds now bro is that when they you back out you can't back out what it? What are you contemplating right now? They see your wheels really turning how awesome you're gonna love? The next fucking five months are gonna be fucking brutal. I'm gonna go through a lot of pain. Yeah. It's, you know, it's with topped here, like, professional round. Yeah, it should be the greatest time of my life. That's all I like to hear it.

All right. It makes you feel better. You're gonna lose a thousand dollars later in the week with any of that you have a lot of fun. I'm gonna take your fucking money. Let's go. I'm excited now. I'm excited.

My whole, my D-Gen blood is flowing. This is, this is exciting. He's go. I'm excited now. I'm excited. My whole my D Gen Blood is flowing. This is this is exciting. He's gonna look so much better. It's gonna be amazing. Yeah. Yeah. This is gonna be and he's gonna have to spend all of the money he wins on fucking new clothes. That's the best. So exciting. Jeodork City marathon. You're in it. We got to register him like you heard it here first. Yeah. You're in it. We gotta register him. You heard it here first. Yeah.

It's a Y-Mage exclusive. Yeah. You're in, bro. Maybe we could visit Robert Paul Champagne lowering down. I think five months from now, it's not unreasonable. Seriously, that you will weigh like 60 pounds less.

Yeah, because that's only 12 pounds. That's like not that hard. Like if he really sets his mind to this, I think it could be a lot. I think he could break that 200 mark, I think. Something we just realized in the booth, by the way, too. So what happens if he doesn't make the time? Boy, I got a bunch of real good friends in the booth here.

Yeah, what are you doing? Let's get back to that in a moment. I have sex without ejaculating earlier today with my girlfriend, my choise my triad ejaculate, and I loved it, and she loved it. And a lot of guys will hear this and think, what the fuck is wrong with this dude? And what's wrong with this dude?

And I used to think so too, until I started really examining the impact of ejaculations on my life and my system. And I realized that I could actually experience the more pleasure during sex if I didn't always habitually go towards ejaculation by default. You know what I mean? I just come to realization, I don't like sex that much anymore.

Really? Yeah, because just all this and like, it's more fun when you're not coming. Ever since I started using condoms, sex is just like, okay. Why are you wearing condoms? Why am I? Dude, because I'm not, I don't have a girlfriend, I'm not married. You know what I mean? So's just like, okay. Why are you wearing condoms? Why am I? Dude, because I'm not, I don't have a girlfriend,

I'm not married. You know what I mean? So it's like, if I'm, if I'm, and I don't wanna have a kid. You know what I mean? So I'm like, man, what am I, do you ever wanna have a kid? Also, I got an STD when I was like 22 or 23,

and I thought I had like full AIDS. Cause you didn't know anything about whatever. So like, I'm peeing and it's burning, and I call the doctor, I'm like, oh my God, I need to come in. And he's like, you know, let's say it's like Thursday, he's like, all right, we can see you Wednesday. So for like five days, I'm peeing and it's burning and I call the doctor I'm like oh my god I need to come in and he's like you know, let's say it's like Thursday He's like yeah, right we could see you Wednesday so for like five days. I'm like this is it I'm I was like I didn't want to leave my apartment. I was like I'm dying like this is this is it

And I was I looked like Nadov right now like you know that face of just like sorrow I was so upset Yeah, and then when I went to the fucking doctor the the doctor was like, oh, you have like something, it's something called like the trick, and he's like, like, one out of three people get this, and like, he just gave me like a shot in the ass, and he's like, yeah, like, you're good to go. And when he's eating there, it was like, yeah.

And I like made a thing to myself. Do you ever want kids one day? Here's the problem, I don't want kids right now, but I feel like if I'm 60 and don't have kids, I'm gonna regret it. So why don't you do this though? Why don't you go jizz and some cups, you know, like save them, then get snipped, then you can blow loads.

Oh, that's an interesting thing. Cause I still, I don't even, even if there's a go one in a hundred, I think the only thing that can like ruin my life right now would be like having a kid. And if I had a kid, I just, I wouldn't enjoy the sex thinking that there's a go one percent chance I could have. I was less than one. Do you think I could still get pregnant from you blowing loads? No. Snipped? No. And like probably not but it's just the thing in my head like I can't get over it. Okay. And the sex with condoms is just fucking garbage. It's like it's so

wack. Like it's like it's great like you know when you're first like hooking up with a girl and you're like oh this is still like dope but then like two two weeks later. I'm like. I don't want Yeah, I can't like get the condo and it's also just like the break in the momentum sure That's the big deal like like like like oh this is so hot and heavy this like hold on hold on I'll be good and then you're like opening it. It's okay. I want to show the ring. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah Right in a dog. Yeah Condoms are for losers you guys. Yeah.

And when I started to experiment with having sex without ejaculating and my body started to learn that this was another possibility, all kinds of other doors opened up in the sexual experience, including the non-ajaculatory orgasm, that never would have started happening for me on a regular basis, had I not taken the time to let my body know that ejaculation isn't always the goal. Non-adjaculation is cap, right, Annie? Those guys are just gay, right? There's no way this is like, they all do have like a vibe. Yeah, it's the same guy.

I feel like this is me if I ran marathons, you know? I'm just really leaned out. So full of come. By the way, you know what I was shocked that you guys didn't, and I'm sure by now you have, but you didn't like go crazier into it is that that guy, the New York life, what is that guy in the New York humans of New York?

Humans of New York how like his like second thing was like, you know, I used to have long right hair But anyway like and then and then it's like I was the We talked to him did you? Wow, I go aired like a what a week ago. Yeah, we talked to him like a week ago and Yeah, he was really nice. He was lovely. Oh yeah. Sweet. Well his whole thing is he doesn't feel like he knows. He's genuinely sweet.

And then he was, yeah, he really laid out for us like the books to read and how to become a more attentive, better lover. It was pretty great. I kind of believed him like when I saw him. I did initially. I kind of just went to ripping on him, right? So I was like this fucking guy. And then the more we talked initially. I kind of just went to ripping on him, right? Cause I was like, this fucking guy.

And then the more we talked about him and kind of broke it down, I was converted. Now that I've spoken to him, I totally believe. Can I tell you something? I feel like in your midlife crisis journey, this might be your next level. Like when you become a low T king, like in your next decade,

I feel like it happened to me while there's still hell. No, but I feel like this could be like a low T thing for you later on. Yeah, well, it does actually keep your testosterone levels higher. You know that when you don't, like when you do ejaculate, they naturally lower. And I think it's only up until like the 11th day or like something like that. And then it's just all and then it's just a kind of washing up.

I remember hearing some shit like that. You grew a pair of tits. I'm gonna stay teed up well into my fucking 80s. I'll say that right now. Yeah. Yeah. I'll be jabbing that booty for decades. Yeah.

I want, I think about starting it. I think I asked Dr. Drew about it and he was like, it's not good for people with like heart conditions and I have like a heart thing. Yeah, you're fine. I'm like, I don't know if I want to. I wouldn't start it yet, but like, you know, 45,

maybe like, you know, thinking about doing it. You just keep jizzin', just keep on jizzin'. Yeah, don't, just jizzin'. You don't need to hold it. Never too late. To start T. One of my favorite things you ever sent me is that like, grandma.

Come on, he said this in the show. I said this. I don't know if I sent it to you guys, but I always, I love these video. Yeah, this one was like, it's never too late to start taking tea and she was what, 70 something? She's old, I saw that one. She was like, my first day on testosterone.

And then she was like, it's a year on testosterone. It's looking awesome, it's never too late. First day she's in the walker, it's a day. Yeah. But then what we were talking about was like, that we wanted to do a commercial where it's like, you know, you're sitting at the dinner table with like your grandma and the grandma's like,

all sad or whatever and you're just eating and you're like, well, you know grandma, it's never too late. It's like too late for what? And you're like, just our tea. And then you just like keep eating. Yeah. Start transitioning.

And it's like, testosterone, maybe. It isn't necessarily. Careful for the. I love those videos where it's like to solve for home. It is. It is. Careful for the. I love those videos where it's like day one on T. Day five. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. That's he really works man. He really changes you. Yeah. People changes. Want to get some tea for your marathon? Yeah. Yeah.

Give me all of it. I want all that gear. We're going to get to you. 1000. I Give me all of it. I want all that gear. We're gonna get to you. 1000. I don't know if you should get to you. P-E-D, my friend. Top T, baby.

Yeah. Dude, you might win the marathon. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I have such a game plan. We're going to the conference room right after this. As a matter of fact, I want to wrap this shit up now. My dick's hard.

Yeah. Yeah. I love this for you. I'm pumped too, bro. I can't wait. I'm just excited to get out of my back scene. And you know, we got to take you. So there's like a room in here where like after the pod you take pictures of people that we got to get you in there today shirtless for the before pictures. It's actually a pretty good idea. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. It's a good idea. He's vulnerable.

We can get him to anything. Yeah. I feel like a goose on a fucking thing. Just for the enough. I want, let's do full nudes. Let's do full nudes. Yeah. Tastes full.

Tastes full nudes. Tastes full. Full nudes. And then one nudes. Just one where you're in the change my di-di, where you hold up your legs. And then five months from now, we'll have a girl's mouth down there. And five months from now, when we show the pictures, you could be like, I used to have short red hair.

Now I make women come when I look at them. Yeah, hell yeah, man. Wow, you just changed your whole life today, bro. This is awesome. It's gonna be you, November, wow you just changed your whole life today, bro. This is awesome It's gonna be you no memory right there. Yeah, but let me let me let me let me thank that but now Christina do you know what that is? What is that hold on is it Cheetah? No Can't tell. That's a guy. It's already, it's long gone, guys. Wow. Dude, I'm retarded, like, you know.

I'm fucking, my brain's dead, dude. That's a leopard. I seriously can't concentrate. Oh, because you're so, I'm so pumped. Yeah, yeah, cuz I have a heart. You're such a good guy that you can't concentrate because you actually are excited. You want him to do it.

Yeah, yeah, I just want to fucking fail. I just want him to suffer a little. I like watching the doves suffer a little, but I know it's for the good. It's for the greater good. Yeah. Do you know what I mean? This is good for you.

This is gonna be good for me, I know. And I'm happy for you. It's a fun way to get there for everyone and there's gonna be so many Jews involved. I'm really looking forward to it. It's gonna be Jew-heavy dude. Yeah. Yeah, I used to do some TikToks or YouTube distract.

Yeah, we can do that. You wanna do some TikToks? Yeah, do it. Okay, let's do some talks and then we move it along. Here we go. I saw this woman break up a 30 year marriage because she said her husband cheated on her. She has, kids, a house, she destroyed everything because her husband stepped out. And I saw another woman married the same amount of years.

Her husband cheated on her and she decided to stay and fix that marriage, work with him, have him marry another wife. That woman is so happy. The other woman who left her husband because he cheated on her, she's single, her kids don't talk to her, she's alone, she's bitter, and most likely than not, she's gonna die alone. Don't give up on your marriage. Even if he cheats on you, it's not that big of a deal. It's not. And also, that sounds like

that first lady is a fucking loser. And he did the right thing. Yeah. See, she would have said no to the marathon shit. Yep. you know what I mean? She doesn't have that heartened dog. Yep, she doesn't. She's like, you push through. She should run too, you're a little bit. That second lady has a PT and a nutritionist. Definitely. Healthy.

Yeah. I thought this lady was gonna be like, I just wanted to hop on here and say happy Friday. The weekend is coming, the weather's supposed to be gorgeous, so I will definitely be outside and enjoying it. And I hope you are too. Have a good one. Bye.

Hmm. It's interesting. You never know. Notice anything on that face. TikTok has strict guidelines about, you can't just go sex or pornography. So. Yes, could you tell the audience

who this listening was going on? No, thanks. It's a lady on a hammock saying, have a great weekend. But she clearly has something on her face. Hmm. It's a lot. a hammock saying, have a great weekend, but she clearly has something on her face. Mm-hmm. It's a lot. A lot of something.

A lot of something. Yeah, what would you say it is? Ice-ing? Yeah. Glaze, maybe she was eating a cinnamon. Mm-hmm. And people who make videos like this with that stuff on their face, they do dress like that.

You know what I mean? They have that like material. They have a vine. Yeah. Yeah, it's so annoying. Yeah. Polly Amory. Yeah, yeah. So annoying. Polyamory. Yeah.

Yeah. Oh. Oh. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. I'm surprised she wasn't telling you about the benefits of having it on your skin and how good it is for you.

It was cool that you got blasted in the face and then she put her sweater on was like, I'm going to go to say, have a great weekend. Is this what she put like this is her regular stuff? I'm not familiar with all her other work but I've just seen this. You should just be in a uniformer really. Really Maggie Mae. I have a feeling she's in adult performance. I have a feeling that it's not her first time posting something like this. Well that's kind of my lane time posting something like this. No, no. Well, that's kind of my lane. You'll think maybe she just forgot.

I get gizzed on and then I make a video, but I don't address it. It's our secret. Yeah, can I tell you what bothers me the most? Is that if the wind blows, her hair will get stuck in it. It's like when your hair gets in your lip gloss and you're like, oh, and the hashtags are like skin care Yeah, see the benefits of going. Yeah, and she's she always on the hammock cuz that's pretty fucking that only How many 15 views and you guys found that shit? I don't know holy shit you guys are deep there is there's an amazing team here

Wow, they do a lot of That's this one Okay, have you guys you guys have probably said this on your podcast, but what is, from a stranger, what's the most disgusting bodily fluid to get on you? A stranger from a stranger. Vomit. Oh.

Oh, you think so? Wow, that's a shit. That's what we're saying, cum blood. I think cum is the most. I guess I don't even entertain come, you know, like as a possibility. Vomit happen like people puke around you sometimes. Yeah, it shows or something.

Shit, so rare. Shit would really, is a day ruiner I think. Yeah. And also depends like quantity. You know, I mean, how much where is it? Oh, I don't know. I guess pee's not that bad. It is sterile. I don't really. I guess pee's not that bad. You do it sterile.

I don't really get freaked out by piss or shit. Yeah. I deal with it so frequently, but come and puke. You should do like a running for. It's kind of wild to what scenario are you like? This is a stranger's come. Concerts, a friend. He's sitting on a subway.

Concerts, yeah. And you're like, oh, that was come. Yeah. You know? That's upsetting. You should do like a presidential, like, you know, an ad where you're like, because what you just said was so inspiring where you're like, I don't even entertain come.

That was awesome. You know, that was super like, it may be for like patriotic or such shit. I don't even entertain come. Oh, what's the word on that girl? That her TikTok got deleted, but she isn't only fans. Yeah, that's why I'm not, I'm not, I'm not. I'm not being familiar with more of a work.

It's a one off. She is. She is right. I would go ahead and do some research on her only fans. Okay. Dude, the flutters are the worst. It's so creepy. This just goes to show you guys.

Okay. I said, don't discriminate. They don't care what you eat or what country you live in. If you have a body, they will try to invade it and stay. So, just from food, you can get them from walking barefoot. I'm protected. Sac contaminated water, uncle invade it and stay. So from food, you can get them from walking barefoot, unprotected, sag. Contaminated water, unclean vegetables, and fruit. Of course, undercooked meat or improperly frozen meat.

It's all about the temperature. You have to freeze it to a certain degree and you have to cook the internal temperature to a certain degree. OK. 12 degrees to be exact. This woman is like the sweetest hippie woman. She's also a mom and she has intestinal parasites.

And I've been with her on her parasite journeys, what she calls it, she won't go get traditional meds because she's like homeopathic. Yeah, there's some of them very tricky. She's been trying to kill her parasites. And so she gives you an update. She's like, today I took a massive dump and I saw like some blood and mucus,

but not the parasite, like it's appalling. This poor woman. If you want to follow her on her Like, it's appalling. It's poor woman. If you want to follow her on her journey, it's at Lori underscore rain nose. I know a guy. It's really cool. By the way, who purposely gets worms in his body once a year to regulate his guts, you know about this?

No, thank you. And the worms just like run through his body. And. No fucking thanks, bro. There's a lid for every pot. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I got to say when I got Maut de Zuma's revenge and when I was in Mexico and afterwards I looked

fucking the best I ever know. Yeah. It does. I really did. I've had some viruses where I looked really nice afterwards too. Yeah. It's like it's how it's how Nado is going to look in November. Oh, I can't really.

Yeah, hook me up with that worm. Yeah. That's somebody you're seeing too. These are just a guy that puts butter in his crocs and subs. And I just find these to be very satisfying his videos. Like I could see myself doing this for a fucking. Yeah, I feel like in my jaw, you guys are dorks. This is great.

Buttercrackers. Yeah, that dude's bad ass. Hell yeah. I want to set the fuck down and shut the fuck up because I'm in a room at the end of the day. Yeah. Simple as that. Yeah. That dude's bad ass. Hell yeah. That dude's fucking bad ass. Wow. He knew you like that.

Yeah, I hope you guys pulled more of his stuff because this dude is definitely leading the way. Yeah. I like him. He doesn't entertain come. He doesn't entertain come at all. No. Shut the fuck up.

Shut the fuck down. Shut up bitch. Doesn't even think about it. Let me do my thing. So the reason I kept pitching is I thought it was gonna get wider, but as I'm getting closer, I realize it's an illusion.

The water was just so calm and still above me, that it was a fleeting ceiling off, and it just looked like a wager. Oh, look at watch. But it's continued to narrow down. No. Oh. I've been like, off and on really type of day.

I think floods at all. Uh oh. I'm done for. So. He'll get dead. I'm going to attempt to turn back around. Yeah, no. I don't know.

Oh, there's bugs there. I'm just healing too. I Really hate this video so much. That's what I felt like the whole six days. I was waiting for my doctors appointment with my STD Six days, huh? However, five but then they take the test and you have to wait for the results Dude, this is horrible. Oh man. I'm sure he got out. You sure he got out. You don't think they found him dead and we're like, Hey, let's put this video up. I know. How'd they get the footage? You know? All right, not today, pal, with Rob Ilayer. Not today, pal. And Jamie Lensigler debuts tomorrow,

the day after you're seeing this. And it'll be every Thursday here on the your mom's house, the YMH YouTube channel. We're so stoked that you're doing it here. So stoked, bro. We're so excited to have a real gambler in the office. And we can, you can listen. Yeah, and though, this is somebody knows what they're doing.

You can listen to it everywhere you hear your podcast, everywhere you get them. But yeah, we're just happy that you're here, man. I'm so excited. Listen, I want to say thank you so much to you guys for building this fucking playground. And now you're just like, hey, you want to come have fun? It's not lost on me

How much fucking hard work you guys have put in Well, and I just appreciated so much you're a great can't wait you're a great podcaster. You're a natural dude Thank you, man. I wish we'd go back to acting too, but Maybe I That's a problem. It was can I talk about it a little now? Yeah, sure, sure. It was the dream scenario. Like it was like such a perfect setup

and by the third day I wanted to die. Like I was like, I hate this so much and it couldn't have been better at the work. So there's just not, like I realized. You like it, I know. How much? But here's the thing, when people do see what you did and I'm not just blowing smoke, you are,

no, but you're such a good actor. It's so wild that there are people that have, the skill set that other people go, like, I'll pay to go to school to learn how to do this. You just do it. You just turn it on after not doing it for a fucking decade and a half, and you're just, you're amazing at it.

You're so good at it. You really are. Thank you, man. If it was for something else, like if I was just going to get like a pay day, I would have just put nothing into it, you know what I mean? I'd go, yeah, I kind of know. But like I wanted to, you know, you guys were always great to us. And I just wanted to.

You were fucking. And by the way, it's a demanding role. I'm not going to say what it was. Yeah, don't give a bad, but. It was not like just a walk in the park. No, it wasn't. You really did some, you never really had to do something like that. You made you sweat.

Yeah, yeah. And sit in different places. Yeah, and sweat more. Sweat more. Yeah, it turned out really good. I'm happy you were happy with the things that you're facing. So happy. All right, that's it.

Thank you guys for watching. Thank you for listening. We'll see you guys soon. We'll see you hopefully tomorrow, right back here with not today pal. And then we'll see, we're giving an adopt to the program. We'll see him November 5th in New York City. This is let me eat you one time,

and you go, I guarantee you, you go ask me to stay to your house. You go sleep for 3D, it's my baby. I think cook for you, clean up your house. When you come home, baby, it is gotta jump in the tub with all the books. Once I touch your booty, I'ma make your tongue. I use my tongue. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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