Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura - What Are Your Charges? w/ H. Foley & Kevin Ryan | Your Mom's House Ep. 724

Episode Date: September 6, 2023

We’re Home Here Now for a new episode of YMH!! This week Tom Segura and Christina P watch a cool video of a guy explaining why women in their 40s taste better, another dude who got busted sniffing butts in a bookstore, plus they meet some sweet Idaho inmates who are looking for penpals.Kevin Ryan and H Foley from the “Are You Garbage?” podcast join the Main Mommies to discuss Ozempic, public vs. private meals, getting bribed as a juror, if Christina is Garbage, and why Lauren Compton definitely is, and more! Todd and Christine introduce the boys to their prison pen pals and they play a fun game of “Guess The Charges!” They wrap up by watching some fun “Horrible or Hilarious” videos.https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinaponline.com/tour-dateshttps://store.ymhstudios.com/https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast

This week on YMH. This is probably the greatest thing I've found on social media in a long time Let's see what these guys are putting out there and just say ladies when you're listening right now You're watching these guys are available and would you go hard every meal? Were you like a big deck you just would just like how did I get this fat? I mean like sure I Yeah. What do you call that? Oh! I see four laps. Oh, that's funny. That's funny. That's funny. That's funny.

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I hear you ripping. You did not even rip. I know. You were like a log dead log. It was crazy. Yeah. What happened to you? You're just finally home and so relaxed. So relax. I also slept nothing the night before. Yeah. So I went to bed really late, got up early for a flight. And you know, those days we sleep like three, four hours and then. Yes. And then so when I finally got to bed, it was just other level. Yeah. Horrible. And I put my mouth tape on. Oh, your house? That's why you didn't rip.

Yeah, I put mouth tape on. Oh, man, that stuff's a bestie. That stuff really works. It really works. It really works. I woke up with my mouth wide open. Was I ripping? Couldn't tell you how.

I was on my back. I was in another dimension. Yeah. It was great. I was talking to a guy who was telling me about military training when you're in the army and you do your, what is that when you bootcamp? Yeah. And he's like, yeah, they sleep to pry you for days.

Oh, man, I remember when I was in training before I went overseas, it was really, really rough. They sleep, they would come in at like 5 a.m. playing drums and get us all in line and just have us, you know, go on like a run immediately, sit in the cold water by the ocean. It was crazy. We did it all. That was wild. Was that for your seal training? Yeah.

That's when I was, yeah, I was in bud school. And then when I was in an army ranger school, we would, like, they'd wake us up and make us parachute at like five o'clock. Wow. And that's crazy. That's crazy. But a good thing you did it when you were young, because imagine doing it at this age. No, I mean, I'm able to still obviously participate

because I go at different combat zones, but yeah, all my training was so good. But I was gonna say that all this training that you did in your 20s is now paying off because I feel like you can take the sleep deprivation and the time zone changes. Exactly. Because you've been trained as a Navy student. It's all the training.

It's all the training. It's all the training. If you're not willing to do the work to train, you're not gonna I guess you're Americans are made in the practice field There's a lot to go over. I feel like we should kind of get. Oh my gosh. I can't wait. I'm so very excited for today's guests and yeah Yeah, the guests are amazing, but even more so I found talks that I'm just chomping at the bit to share. Here we go. The vagina starts to mature between 29 for early bloomers

and 35 for late bloomers. Really? And that's why you find mature, mature in regards to the structure of it, and the texture and height fields. And that's why you find women who are in their 40s will always have a taste of a ginors than women in their twin tastier tastier Tissier people who can the people who can confirm this are the younger guys who are going for the older women who are

Apparently called kugas these are facts Science Ryan's rock. Oh, so... I'm a chua. Babe, my vagina's tastier than 20-year-old vagina. I don't believe that. I don't buy that. I don't know about that. Well, here, let's put it this way. Why are you sleeping? I haven't lapped up a 25 year old one in a while.

But my bad mind was way better. Here's my reasoning. Like, you know when you meet a puppy, like I met a puppy and its teeth are so white and the breath doesn't even smell. The breath is nice. It's tummy breath. It's new. You actually go like, you actually want to be in there. You whiff it. It's like fabric

stuff. You're like, yeah. But then you take your finger and you you kind of go like, that's the food. But then you get you know, you've had the dog for like 12, 14 years and that mouth is a subject. It's a fucking fish market. Yeah. End of day fish market. Yeah. God damn. So I appreciate the sentiment, but I'm not buying it based on my science dog mouth. Well, I would listen to this man who doesn't know what he's talking about 100% and use it to raise your self-esteem, you know, be like, that's right.

Yeah. This Nigerian guy for sure knows. But you know why he's doing it. It was always our theory of like, that's right. This Nigerian guy for sure knows. But you know why he's doing it. It was always our theory of like, he knows. It's a single. He can't get the 20 year olds, but he can get a gang of 40 year olds. It's his angle.

This guy thinks my pussy tastes sweeter. I know. And then what happens is he does the speech to some chick who's like, nah, he's like, can I stumble? May I stumble? And then he eats around. He's like, it's so tasty. It's so tasty.

And then she's like, wow, I didn't realize that. Yeah. And then she tells her friends. And then they go, he just tricked you into letting me look in the eat your box. This Nigerian game, my box. Pretty cool. I think he's actually, oh, there's more. I'm sorry. Yeah. So you have just, they've just, they've just realized that that's where the problem is. Yes. But now the problem is the men who are supposed to be viewing this older mature woman

as that seductive woman who has endless passion and taste, they have a different perception. They called her my wife, my daughter, my children. Yeah. And you know what happens to a lot of African men when they go down that road? Start looking at a different. She's no longer your sex kitten or your playmate. She's now your respectable woman in the house. Even a woman who's 38 who has kids.

Other men are looking at you are flavored pussy. I want you, but the husband's going like, no, no, no, no, that's my wife. Respectable woman. I see what he's doing. the husband's going like, no, no, no, no, that's my wife. Respectable woman. I see what he's doing. You get it? Yeah, yeah. It is all an angle though.

It's an angle. Yeah. Clever. Because it's true, once you have kids and your pussy's torn up and you're tired and mangled and that progesterone drops and Perry Manipause says, like, you're not, you're not juiced up. I was way better in my 20s.

Yeah. Sexually and better in my 20s. Yeah sexually and Everything. Yeah, sorry. I mean, I'm apologizing is in league. I'm sorry. I failed to use a woman. Well, you know what? You keep trying You don't have to give up. I do try. I stay in the game. Yeah, I'm not I try to keep my weight down I'm on the low level T. Mm-hmm take my supplements and stuff too, you know what I mean? Yeah, just keep putting out, keep doing things. I do put out, I still put out. Just keep trying new things, keep stretching, you know? Stretching. Jaw, legs.

I'm just a little bit. That's stupid. Yeah, no, you're doing great. You're doing great with your very tasty 40s of a gene. Yeah. Just guys out of this. Yeah, it tastes like that. It's a tasty or mature. Yeah. Yeah. It's guys out of this. Yeah, it tastes like that. It's tasty or mature.

It's not. It's just real rotting decaying right now. We are. Yeah. Meat rotting on the bone, dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just getting closer to death. There's no way.

Got a few weeks to live. Yeah, best. Yeah, best. I don't think so. Just live those best years. Right now, those moments. Don't be anti-trans and just Just try to be a good person

This is like cool part. This is not forever. You know they tell you they always say you never know Honestly, how long you're gonna live right you don't and seize the day do what you love do what you love and if you you know It's like what's go, I go, I want, which I could have the croissant, you go, just do it. You could die tomorrow. You could die tomorrow, eat your croissant. This guy has the same idea, okay? Okay, I was in this corner for a while and I noticed a guy was staring at me through that little hole

and I couldn't tell if I was being paranoid or if he was just reading a book and he just happened to be in that little corner. Anyways, it felt like anywhere I moved, he kept following. I definitely didn't expect him to do this. Like, what the actual fuck? Then you notice that he goes over and does the same thing to this girl and he'll crouch down low and pretend like he's doing something and then smell. I don't know. Yeah, he's whiffing that 40 something year old Jay, but this is our interaction. What are you doing? It's hot, I'm gonna sit.

You can do it. I was so freaked out when I turned around and saw him literally under me. So freaking close to me. So I decided to tell the front desk. So guess what? What? There's an update.

No. 37 year old Glendale man who was arrested just last week for allegedly peeping into a home was arrested again Thursday on suspicion of failing to register as a sex offender. According to Glendale Police Department, Kalice Crowder was arrested Friday on suspicion of peeping into a residence in Glendale while a family including children were at home. Police say Crowder pleaded no contest with peeping charge in Monday and was sentenced to 60 days in jail

in order to enter into a sex rehabilitation program. However, Crowder was quickly released from custody. As part of his sentence, Crowder was ordered to register as a sex fender, but police say he failed to do so. Prompting him to be arrested again Thursday, according to police Crowder was being held in the Glendale city jail in lieu of $20,000 bail.

Investigator say Crowder is a long history of peeping, prowling and residential burglaries dating back to 2011. He has been arrested multiple times and served eight years in prison. Most recently, Crowder made headlines for an alleged stalking incident captured on video. Oh, dear. Michaela Witter said she was stalked

by Crowder to Barnes and Noble. Her TikTok of the incident now has more than five million views in the video. Oh dear. Uh, Michaela Witter said she was stocked by Crudder of Barnes and Noble. Her tick talk of the incident now has more than five million views. In the video, he is seeing crouching down near her legs. Uh, he said he's tying his shoes. She looked like he was smelling her from behind. Um, and there's our boy. Wow. Look at those ears. Rest it for sure. Nothing but. Yeah. He's a noble. But here's the thing, man. Do what you like. Do what you like. Do what you like.

Do what you like. Well, and can you really blame him because she's in her late 30s and her vagina's smelling and tasty that almost never. It's almost very tasty. She has yet to hit 40. But once she does, the movie, the tastiest it's ever been. Yeah, I mean, you can't blame the guy. It's called science.

How this guy is super cool. And he's been there for eight years. Prison? cool. And he's been there for eight years. Prison? Yeah. He's been here for some prison. You know, I don't agree with a lot of what Putin does in Russia. Yeah. However, I don't know if you've heard,

but Russia has been killing... Yeah, or castrating them, right? Yeah, castrating. Yeah, castrating. Chemically castrated. Chemically. And I kind of, I think Putin's on the right track. I actually think he's 100% doing some things that are right. And Russia, you know,

Russia doesn't fuck around. Probably too much. They don't fuck around, but they don't like that. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that, um, that type of approach to yeah to managing the law. Kind of great. I mean, there's no solution for, for,

else is your father would say, or I'm sorry, the minorly attracted is what we call them in America. But there's no solution for them. Yeah. Either you be lenient and you try to understand it and educate them, but you can't. Yeah.

You should just cut their nuts off. I think that's the better solution here. Chemical casturing is a positive. I don't see how anybody can make a case against that. That is what you should do, you know? The Saudis chop hands off of these. It's great. For shoplifting, your hands cut off.

I don't see a problem with that. Um, yeah, I think it kind of would work. Yeah. Because just like they solved the gay problem in Russia, there's no gays in Russia. Problem solved. Problem solved. Yeah. Just make it illegal, dude.

There's a, I think it was Iran that said we don't have gays. Of course not. Once you act like it just doesn't exist here. That's your problem. Yeah. Maybe we need to make a law against these. Yeah, there's no such thing. There's no such thing. We killed them all. Yeah. Pretty crazy. Speaking of the law. Sure. This guy needs to be castrated. Yeah. We're done. I think eight years in prison for being a

customer. Yeah. Come on, douchebag. He's not being rehabilitated. It's not happening for him. But just so you know, if you do go into prison, the chance for finding love doesn't end there. You can still put your message out that you're getting out or maybe you're not, but you want to find love because I think we all deserve love. Everybody. Even inmates. And luckily, we have found that there are inmates posting their dating profile videos. It's from inside. On Instagram, which is very rare. Usually it's the talk, but this gem I found on the insta, I don't want to curse it,

it'll probably get taken down. But I don't know how, but this is probably the greatest thing I've found on social media in a long time. And I've been thinking about it for a week and I've been dying to share. Let's get into it. Let's see what these guys are putting out there. And just to ladies, when you're listening right now, you're watching, these guys are available. Okay.

Very available. Oh, hey, my name is Christopher. Everybody calls me WingNet. As you can tell, I'm incarcerated. I'm just in here looking for people to write and get to know. Sure. Anyways, I love to draw. Here, let me show you one of my drawings.

Always an artist, I love that. I love artists. Whoa, that's really good. That's really good. Dude. Sorry if you're just lonely, do you look at for somebody to write, hit me up. All right, wingnut's got some skills. Yeah, wingnut.

You know what I also saw in this woman's TikTok, she's like, if you're going to prison, you me up. All right, wingnut's got some skills. Yeah, wingnut, you know what I also saw on this woman's TikTok, she's like, if you're going to prison, you need to cultivate a skill. You need to bring your skill set to prison and she lists drawing as one of those. So if you can do hair, for instance, like if manicures, but drawing,

that's pretty an elite skill. That is the thing, if you know you're getting locked up, you better be good at something. Yeah, what would you, what would your lock up skill? I'd be in real trouble. Yeah, me too, tone-fired jokes. I'd be, yeah, I can make you guys laugh. up, you better be good at something. Yeah, what would you, what would your lockups go? I'd be in a real trouble. Yeah, me too, towing fart jokes. I can make you guys laugh and then you're like,

you can make us come. Yeah, exactly. Make us laugh while we come. Yeah. What could you do? You could maybe exercise with them. You're good at exercising. No way.

You could give cool haircuts. I mean, they would, they would, like, it would be a thing. If you really are genuinely funny, you make everybody laugh. But that's kind of like a thing that's discovered. It's like you hang out with somebody and they would, they would, like, it would be a thing, if you really are genuinely funny, you make everybody laugh, but that's kind of like a thing that's discovered. It's like, you hang out with somebody and they go, this dude's funny, you know? Like, that reminds me of school where like,

once people are like, hey, like, yeah, that dude's really funny, you know, you make people, but you can't go in there, like, that's my skill set. Well, they're not gonna let you do shows. No, no, no, they're not. Well, actually, I have heard of that happening too. Really? Yeah. Eventually, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Dude, actually, I have heard of that happening too. Really? Where they make can do.

Eventually, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Dude, that's kind of, okay, we'll wait a minute. We've got our skill. But that's the thing is, it's going to happen, like, once a quarter or a year or something, and it's going to be like a whole thing where you got to be like one of the best behavior inmates. And, you know what I mean?

It's like a reward for you and for the, like, that's a once in a while thing. And you probably can't make fun of the CEOs, which is all you want to do. Yeah, I don't know, they might allow it. I think you just don't want to incite violence. But you do like one banger show, a year, and you're like the hero of the block. That's true, it's true.

Dude, that'll be so right. But I think you actually just need another skill set. You gotta be able to like cook. Practical. Or yeah, draw or something. Shit. I know, I feel like I would definitely be in trouble. I'd be such a loser.

I just have to like have a, I'd be someone's girlfriend. Yeah, you do her laundry and stuff. And you don't wanna be somebody's bitch, but yeah, I might have to be. But I think it's different for women because you're not, they're not like, you're not, yeah, you're not like, you know, some chick who really digs you

once you to be her girlfriend is not gonna be like, all right, I'm gonna fucking kill you if this doesn't, like the guys are like that, you know. That chick will be like, can't believe you don't have feelings for me no more, you know? Like super pissed, but she's not gonna, she's gonna be like, all right, you like the other bitch, fuck you then, Christine.

Yeah, I would hook up with the most powerful woman on the lot. Yeah, it's smart. But then I'd have to eat her box. But the good news is for pussy taste sweeter if she's older. Yeah, she's been locked up for a long time. So that would be- It's been marinating in the happy juices. I can you imagine too, I've also in this prison talk.

I've learned that like showers aren't a leisurely activity. Like you get in, you get out. So nobody's really smelling great Their boxes are probably really ripe dude. Yeah, I know so anyway. I like Christopher. I'm gonna so far Let's play the prison. Yeah, you know I date Bring that so far wing that's a good choice. I think he's goodie sensitive. He can draw. I like his approach I wish we knew what they were in Huge deal break it's a huge deal breaker.

It's a big tell. Alright, here we go. And how long? How long will we know? I'm 34 years old and I'm into pretty untrustworthy girls. I got a thing for them. If you ever been called trash, that's my kind of strategy. If you ever been called to hoe, you ain't.

People would just jealous of you because they're not there living their life. Anyways, you got daddy issues. Emil. Yeah, did Moondow. Did Moondow. This guy's the bomb, dude. Moondow's asking for broken girls. Yeah.

34. But he knows, dude. This is from experience. Like I said that. This guy knows that like, he's into drama. Oh, he wants, he wants problems, you know. He knows that's not from a good girl. That's like a bad girl is gonna bring you lots of problems.

But isn't that already a given? If you're perusing the prison Instagram, you're already fucked up. And he's so smart, I think, because he literally, he was direct. The big thing they tell you too, if you're entering the dating world, what people do because he literally, he was direct. Yeah. It's a big thing they tell you too, if you're entering the dating world,

what people do is they pretend to be someone else. Don't do it. Or they'll say, I like this, and they don't, like he's just like, are you trash? Do people say you're a hoe? Hit me up. And some girls like, yeah, some guys do say that about me, you know, they say I'm a hoe.

Boom. Yeah, he's even got a line. He's like, other people's trash is much treasure. Like he's been rolling this line for a minute. Oh yeah. Now here's what I like about Mundo. Now I'm convinced he's the one for me. Because he's so Jesus. Yeah.

I was really loud, like with death. I lost my train of thought. That was such a loud open. The fact that he's so inclusive, and accepting of my flaws, like I'm already to thought that was such a loud open. The fact that he's so inclusive, and accepting of my flaws, I'm already down. Exactly. Because you want the guy that's like,

you're not fat. You don't have to be pretend to be something. I feel like I have to pretend to be normal so much. With you, I'm always like, oh boy, he's gonna think I'm crazy. But you already know I'm crazy, right? So, is he your number one now? Oh man, I mean, I like his acceptance.

However, I do wish he had a skill and artist's skill because I do relate to art. Well, maybe he does have a skill. He just didn't show it there. Okay. You know, I think wing that's a little more stable. I think it's a stable choice. And also, Moon is gonna be pissed

that you're not creating problem. He really wants, seriously. He wants drama. It can tell you, I do think that an inmate is an ideal partner. Now, hear me out. A lot of women will be like, what, he's damn, yeah, but he's just thinking about you girl all day.

All day every day. You and like the other five hose that he's got on rotation, that's cool. Like he's just in there writing me letters. He's writing letters, right? Thinking about me, Jane is needing me. Like it's the ultimate devotion that I require. Devotion is really.

I want that. My name is Clark s*** s*** I'm 38. I'm an Aquarius I'm a Prado Newbie relocated to Arizona.

I like comedy movies, scary movies, heavy metal. Hell yeah. Fast bikes, mountains and trees. I love snow boring. I love poetry. I love music lyrics. I love poetry, a lot of music lyrics, I love heavy metal. So, I'm so excited for so many to talk to, tell us in the conversation.

Clark and I have a lot of the same interests. Actually, yeah. And he mentioned heavy metal twice. He likes nature, but he likes lyrics too. I like lyrics too. He likes nature, outdoors. He may recently relocate it. He I like lyrics too. Yeah, likes nature, outdoors. I mean, recently relocated.

Newly relocated, yeah. So he's so calm and chill. Yeah. And you're like, yeah, but aggravated assault is the chart. Like, you can see that guy flip, right? Oh, yeah. But this is the difference is like, you know, he's putting on his like, his dating face. This is like, you know, I'm pretty chill, dude.

I like the snowboard. Yeah. I like the outdoors. It's like you. Yeah. Everything's fine. Yeah. I get like, I don't know.

Come into my web, girl. Yeah. He's deceiving the shatter. Yeah. Yeah. And I like to, so there's two approaches. There's the one that's straight up, like hit me up. I want to tap that ass or Clark, who's like,

let's just be Pimp House. Let's just see where it goes. I just want to get to know you, girl. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Like, he's entering the door. Like, we're just going to chat. Sure.

That's not what it's about. That's not what it's about. OK. I don't buy a Clark. I like you, but yeah. So far, Mundo or Wingnut. Let's see here. Hey, what's up?

I'm Levi and I'm looking for my next heartbreak. Now I'm just playing. I'm just a real one looking for a pin-powder to keep me company. Maybe catch a vibe with. I'm real nice because I got tattoos and I'm locked up. I'm real because I'm honest, a little dependable. I made mistakes.

I've had setbacks, but I learned from all of them. So now I get out, I'm ready to just settle down, have a good life. Hell yeah. I feel my vibe. Jay paid me already. I'm a rare just settle down have a good life. Hell yeah. I feel my vibe. Jay paid me already I'm a rare breed up here for me soon You know what he's figured out Levi is that um, you know He can he conveys information in concise ways. He just tells you the whole thing. I'm real. I'm loyal

I've made mistakes. I've had setbacks. I'm looking for someone to vibe with like he just he gets to it Yeah, so he's not wasting time, right? That's one of the things that, like, he's just direct, but here's the other thing. You don't know shit about him. No, that's what's scary. This commute, this conveys absolutely nothing. That's the, you're right.

Because you just wanna vibe. It wants to vibe. It's an emotional connection. He's like, that's what women like though. Right. I bet you, there's a lot of discovery that'll happen in these first few letters. Not really sure what's going on with the letters. You know, Patty Stanger will tell you, you don't lead with all the cards. That's

right. I think it's an effective video that he made. He's doing slow disclosure, which is actually the smartest way to court a lady. And he's leading like, yeah, I made mistakes. And it's like, you know that. You know you made mistakes. A lot of guys in prison are real big on, I'm loyal, you know? Yeah, loyalty's everything. You gotta click up, homey. Loyal.

Which click air you in. Trust me, dog. That's right. Yeah, that's so fucking nutty. Yeah, I like that he admits that he's made mistakes and shit. Cause yeah, I like that. He's got a made mistakes and shit. Cause yeah, I like that. He's got a neck tattoo, very aggressive, a lot of tuts. Yep.

I like it. I like these damaged guys. Hey man, this is exactly what you wanted. This is all I'm all in. This is what you dreamt of. We've always been talking about this. Here's the hair they are for you. Well, why don't we take a quick break?

Cause we are guests. We hold on, there's one more. There's more than one more. Oh, okay, okay. Well, why don't we just get you a later? are guests. We hold on. There's one more. There's more than one more. Oh, okay, okay. Why don't we just get to a later? Okay. I was just panicking there for a minute because I wanted to see all my suitors.

Yeah, yeah. No, there's no. There's other guys in the back. We'll show the fellas. Okay, okay, okay. Because they do, you know, they do, are you fucking garbage, so maybe we'll weigh in on this. I love these guys, yeah.

Okay, all right. We'll be back in a moment. Bye. And we are back and we are weigh in on this. I love these guys, yeah. Okay, all right, we'll be back in a moment. Bye. And we are back and we are thrilled to welcome back our guests who right now you can see on the state trashy tour, you can buy tickets at rugarbours.com. It's Kevin Ryan and H.Folomew.

Yeah! Thank you. Thank you. Thanks for coming back right out of the gate. The boys are looking healthy. Thank you. We're trying to, thank you, man. We're trying to follow your footsteps.

You guys, you guys look rich. Yeah, right. Thank you guys, like fucking, for lots of hormones and lots of supplements. That's right. Well, I just want, I'm like, I gotta get down 20 and then I'm just going gold dummy buns and I'm just gonna start shooting myself up. Taking that vitamin T. No, I want to.

Dude, I know. What's vitamin T? Tessosterone. Oh, okay. Yeah, that's the next step. I want to. Dude, I know. What's vitamin T? Tassafro. Oh, okay. That's the next step. I want to see. That's what I'm getting to. I just got to get a little more healthy

and then I'm like, I'm fucking going full board. Yeah, to the jack. We are. Yeah, in. Let's take the key. Let's talk as soon as this is over. Okay, that's why he came down. This kid's here.

I need a plug, man. Let's get some, I got plenty of needles in my bag. You can chew even with your shirt color. I know, yeah. Dude, like yeah, you got it's going to his head too though. I got a couple good compliments And he comes in with a bit of an attitude You something go ahead that is gonna be that's addictive to you. Yeah, so it's gonna make you want to keep going Yeah, it feels good. I feel good and so's epic. That's really what it is Leveled the playing field. You're down 50 pounds.

Wow. Which is weird how, that's how fat I am. You can't really tell that much. This is also true, but you know what I mean? Yeah, but here's the thing, it's gonna be, it's gonna be even more dramatic and not that long from now. I hope so.

Yeah, you're gonna, in a little bit, people are gonna be like, well, you're really a lost weight and you're gonna be like, yeah, just down a hundred and they're gonna be like, what the fuck? I know. Yeah, that's a fair to go. Yeah, that's why.

That's wild, dude. Thank you. So wait a minute, the OZ, it's working. Any side effects? Yeah. What is that? The main one? Yeah.

Is the burps. Burps, buddy. Dude, that's great. I figured this was the place to talk about. Yeah, good. I don't want to hear about it. Genuinely, the worst thing I've ever smelled. So I'm not even joking, dude.

We were on the plane yesterday or the other day. We sat together and I had it really bad. And it's literally like you're burping up rotten eggs. Well, we get on a plane. We get on a plane. Dude, it's terrible. And this is my best friend in the wife we spend like every day together.

And typically if there's a smell, I know what he, I mean, it's like, I know what it is if he hasn't show outward or whatever. And like, I know all your stuff. Exactly. So we're sitting there, we're on the plane and you know, we're right by the bathroom in the front and the bathroom, there was something wrong

with it in the beginning. Like, oh, we're waiting on pressure or something so they were like, it's not really working right now. Oh, that's the worst. So then we're sitting there, dude, and it smells like a, we're like, yeah. I'm rankin' these things.

Like every couple of minutes. But you're doin' like those kind of like, I'm doin' this, I'm doin' the, you know, the fat girl to bar. Do you wanna call it the end of the time? You know what I'm talkin' about? Yeah, man. Dude, I thought there was a sewage problem on the plane. Cause you don't know yet, you know what I'm sayin'? And I'm sittin' Yeah, man. Dude, and I thought there was a sewage problem on the plane.

Because you don't know yet, dude. I don't know yet, and I'm sitting next to him like, man, I guess that's it. It's that foreign. It doesn't smell human. Like it doesn't smell. And then do you bring it up? You're like, man, do you?

No, that's what I thought I was getting away with it. And then where is the viewer at the fucking mother ship on whatever on Friday? And I'm like, this place has a sewage problem, dude. I'm like, this is crazy. I'm like, this place has a sewage problem too. I'm like, this is great. I'm like, what is going on? And he goes, do you smell my burps? And I was like, oh, dude.

That's dangerous. Yeah. Do you want a puke when you found out it was his burps? Oh, I was like, you don't want a puke. Do you think other people smell it? I go, the good thing is no one would attribute that to a human. That's what you're going to.

I've never seen anything like it. What are you eating? Did you think it's the diamond? To which? Yeah. Baby diapers. Yeah, what are you eating? You're obviously eating less.

Yeah, that's a big thing. You eat and less. And be honest with you, the first couple of weeks, I was like trying to just eat like what I would normally eat. Yeah. And then like not push through it. Like I was sure to beat the game a little bit. Yeah, sure, sure.

But it didn't work. It just made you feel real sick. Yeah. So just more protein. You are. No candy none of that shit. Lot of fruit. Are you saying candy?

Are you eating? No, no. Would you put your mouth? That's a ricola. Are you eating eggs? I can't even have. Yeah, a lot of eggs. So that's what it is.

Yeah. He's burping up. No, it's it's so bad. It's good for him. It's good for him. It's insane's so bad. It's so bad. It's burping farza. It's insane. The level of this smell. Yes. It's plunging.

They said no matter what you eat, it's going to, because your stomach slows down. So things sit in there a little longer. Yeah. But you're eating protein though. A lot of protein. Good. Yeah, a lot of protein, a lot of fruit, nothing really after eight or nine o'clock. Drink a lot of water.

It's not a fun hang anymore. He used to be the guy who's like, let's get pizzas and burgers and beers. And I'm still like, we're on vacation this week. You know, it's something like, we're like hanging out, I'm like having drinks and he's sitting there with like a club soda. And I'm like, let's go get pizza.

And he's like, now I'm gonna start. I know it's great. It sucks. I have one glass of white wine yesterday and it doesn't hit the same anymore. It sucks. Nah, it sucks. Why would happen?

Because the O's empties. What does it do? What does it do? It's like drinking plutonium. Even though it's like, oh, fucking sucks. It sucks. It sucks because I love getting fucked up. Yeah, yeah.

Do I have like, edible or something? Can you do that? Yeah, but then I get to start getting hungry and shit like that. Oh, yeah. Damn, and see, I'd be sober now. Yeah, a little bit. That's the worst.

What about like, oxys or something? You know what I'm saying? He's already had a problem with this. Okay. Where'd you come on, we're doing it. You think we're doing it, man? Okay. It's about to fake a back injury here.

Okay. Okay, so the booze, no booze doesn't work. It just doesn't feel the same anymore. It doesn't fucking hit me and I don't want to keep drinking. Like, if I have like two or three grids. It's good. It's as I'm like fuck and also I don't know, like we're on the road.

You got to stop. You can't live like that. Just constantly boozing and eating shit. Well, you're turning a new chapter, man. This is like, this is some good health stuff for you. Yeah, and you've just been sucking down fucking bud lights and eating flatbreads the whole time. You're down also.

I'm down, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We were doing like a weight loss challenge. We've been trying it for, I mean, once the pod started're down also. I'm down, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We were doing like a weight loss challenge. We've been trying it for, I mean, once the pod started getting some momentum, I'm like, I gotta fucking keep this guy alive, you know what I mean? So it's like, so we were trying it. If I said, I'd stay down. I get out and dance, I'm there to say.

So we couldn't, I mean, we tried like, I gave, it was like, I just lied to everybody for about a year and a half. What did you tell him? I was just, wait. Oh, you did? Yeah, the scale, this, that. Oh my God. We gave him like a $5,000 incentive or something. This is like early on when that was like, you know,

a lot of, you know, it really would have fucking, he really needed it. And he was like, you gotta lose 15 pounds in like 60 days or something like that. And we weighed them in like the week before the real way and we did like, you gotta lose 15 pounds in like 60 days or something like that. And we weighed him in like the week before the real way and we did like, you know, let's see where you're at and he was up like nine pounds. And he goes, I got it.

I'll be, I'll be, I'm like, you're not gonna lose 36 and fucking in seven days. And he will just lie until he gets on the scale. And it's an, it's an addict. Score it out a couple of tears and that's it. I mean, he cried one episode just to get it off his back. Really?

Yeah. You're master manipulator. Oh, you have no idea. So, what was the breaking point where you decided to get serious? Uh, as they were busted my balls pretty heavily. Just like it's time to do it. Like, or you mean?

For years, we were just like circle in the wagons of like, come on. Yeah, and on like every order and every whatever and like, you know. And I started to not feel well. If that makes sense. Like, I think get away, I can get away with being fat, but then it got to like a critical mass phase. Yeah.

Or like, just like the bending and the this and the knees are hurt. Right. And you're just like, no, no fuss shoes. Yeah, no fuss shoes. Yeah, I'm still rocking though. I know. I still got the shoe horn with me. Let's not get crazy. But I'm saying, like, no fuss shoes. Yeah, no fuss shoes. Still rocking though. I know, but. I still got the shoe horn with me. Let's knock it crazy.

But I'm saying, like those things all add up of like, yeah, yeah, it's inconvenient to move. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And like I was saying before, the wipe in the ass wasn't, was it? I know I've never really had a conversation with, I've been curious about that when there's a real big dude. Yeah.

Like what happens for ass wiping? It just becomes, the shower does a lot of the work. Really? A lot of dumping jumps. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, because it's like the mobility isn't there. Yeah, getting back there.

Yeah. And if it's a tight spot, you know what I mean? And like it looks like I'm falling off a motorcycle. I'm like, you buy ass. So like a hotel room that you're like, Oh, forget it. Oh, bathroom. GM, thumbs up. So you just go, I'm just gonna get buy ass. So like a hotel room that you're like, they're doing it. Oh, bathroom, jammed up.

So you used to go, I was gonna get in the shower. Yeah, we went on vacation last year, me and my girl, we went to Paris and it was one of those European toilets where like it wasn't really touching the ground and I was in, it's like just against the wall and I'm like, one, I'm gonna fucking break this. It's gonna come out. I'm gonna have to run to the embassy to get the hell out of here.

And then two, I'm just like, this reaching back there and it was dicey. So you got to jump in a shower and then when you jump in the shower, you still got to get back there. Yeah. And it was tough to get back there. I got my leg up on the thing. Oh my god. Yeah.

So it becomes a real inconvenience. It sounds like a nine months pregnant. This is what it felt like when I was that pregnant because I gained so much weight with my first kid. Okay. Like 80 pounds. And you know, and I gained so much weight with my first kid, like, I gained over 80 pounds. And it happened so fast. My joints hurt, remember? I'd have to flop down on the toilet,

because I was so heavy and big in my heart. Yeah, and it's such a quick time, too, really, to gain that weight in that amount of time, is just the real shock into the system. Yeah, so it just got to the point. Damn, that's what happened. You said enough. Yeah, and it just got to the point to you like this enough. And that's what happened. You said like enough. Yeah. And I just convinced my force myself to go and get the ill-Zombics.

Great, man. That's fucking on for you. Yeah, he's doing it. Fucking fan-tap. It's great to see. He's even like, even on the road, he's got like a little more energy. He's like, all right, let's walk here instead of like before it was like, how many blocks? What's got it was like, we would walk into a restaurant and have to like figure out where we're sitting. Yes. And the type thing, you know. Yeah, that's a little bit of an issue. walk into a restaurant and have to like figure out where we're sitting the type thing.

Yeah, that's a little bit of an issue. We really know that yesterday we went to a place. Yeah. And it was the fixed booths. Yeah, the booths are cool. You're going to have some leeway on that table. You can't fuck it up. So yeah, that'd be thing to the crowd.

The first time I actually, I, I experienced this, I worked the road one time where I was put in this condo with this guy, the condo that was in Northern Kentucky, they called it the Cincinnati Funny Point at the time because it's in Newport, Newport Kentucky. It's right over the bridge. And they put you in a condo. The condo was a two bed one bath.

And so I get there and then the feature act shows up a 600 pounds. Oh, he's got 600 pounds, right? So I was like, yeah. Okay, and I'm, we're roommates for the weekend. Bunk beds. Man. So the first thing was I was like, you know,

I remember that he took a shit and the smell came through the walls. Oh, I was like, I was in my bedroom. And I was like, what the fuck is that? It's places on it. Then, we do those Thursday night shows, Friday morning, we go to bed late, I get up and the door's locked so I knock on the door, I go, hey you in there

and he's like, what's up? I go, you wanna go get something to eat? And he was like, yeah, all right. I'm eating right now. I was like, I'll do a second breakfast. To get for him to like just get up and us to leave. I was about an hour. An hour.

About an hour. Yeah, so I was like just kind of waiting what you know. What is he doing? Is he showering? I mean, I don't know, but like that's like how long it took him to get. To get out of bed. The thought of it, he's got to probably sit there for five minutes.

Get dressed. Get, you know, so then I'm like, okay. So he had a, I was, I flew there for the gig. He drove there. That car had to be. We got into in that car. And he's in the back seat. He's in the driver's seat. And I'm in the passenger seat. It's like a older Buick. And I'm a big guy at the time. Uh-huh. But I'm in the passenger seat and I'm not kidding you. I'm in the passenger seat. It's like a older Buick, and I'm a big guy at the time,

but I'm in the passenger seat, and I'm not kidding you. I'm against the window. Like this, and he's here. He's pressing on me. He's fully pressing on me like this, right? And I was like, holy shit. So I look up a place, we park, we go in. And when I'm like, yeah, two, and when, uh,

and they're like, okay. And as we start to walk to the table, I just turn around like this and I see these going outside, right? So I was like, oh, hold on a second. And I go outside, he's opening the door. I go, what are you doing? He's like, it's only booths.

And he just got in the car. Like, he didn't even say anything to me. He's like, we can't even. Wow. So I was like, oh, because it was a place that just in the car. He didn't even say anything to me. He's like, we can't even. Wow. So I was like, oh, because it was a place that just had the door. Which is stupid, which I was like, they had business models.

They had business. So I get in the car, then we find another place that has chairs and tables. It's only a high top, yes. We sit down in the car. To eat, and this is what killed me is he was like, you know, we're eating breakfast. We sit down at the car to eat and this is what killed me is he was like You know we're eating breakfast. He's like have you seen

John Panette lately and I go now he goes I gotta get his weight Eating like this good fit in a restaurant, and I was like I got yeah, he goes real big Yeah, yeah, like he just was that's a good goes back to that denial. We were talking Yeah, yeah, injuries not from my way I would have never I would have never mentioned the booths. I'd have been like I saw a rat or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah Okay, I wouldn't have said I can't fit that But yeah, yeah bad y'all reviews bad You didn't see that we got out of here. Yeah, but the funny thing is like that is a thing that we all do is The thing that about you you just find somebody else and you go, you see that guy?

That guy looks like shit. Dude. I've just been living with next to him. It's like, I'm never gonna be, I'm like, I'm not him. He's eating two cheeseburgers. I don't live it to myself at one, you know what I mean? And so it's tough. Like a swimsuit model.

That is so cool. I walk around, I'm like, yeah. When Tom and I, the first pregnancy, remember when we would order dessert for breakfast? Always. We would order like three or four on drinks. So it's so sweet. Well, I was already like a big dude,

and I was not, I was always eating too much and not healthy. She gets pregnant, she's like, I'm hungry. I was like, I'm gonna gov'n'ers'' Sure. I just use it as an excuse to eat way more. Sure. Way more. It's great though. I was really fun actually to eat that much. Yeah. And then I would go to Carl's Jr. five days a week. And then on the alternate days, I'd go to In and Out.

And I would be so hungry. And I would order extra barbecue sauce, extra onion rings, just eating the parlor. I was so hungry. And you loved the McDonald's sundays. McDonald's sundays. So we had to get them at 11 p.m. So it was like eat the whole Sunday.

And then go to sleep. And all your cars. Every breakfast in Klemla breakfast. You know what I'm saying? We would go to breakfast and I would always get savory breakfast. And then I was like, let's get a waffle to like to our stable.

It's a stable, yeah. Like to, as dessert, as breakfast in a little bit. Yeah. Yeah. I had some sweet tooth. Eating in the car is great. It's the best because you can be a total slob and a pig. And nobody, I don't actually like eating in front of other people. No, when somebody pulls up next to you, you're like, so like an detective.

It's so wild too, to like, I noticed this as I started to get healthier, is that when you start to pay attention to what a normal healthy person, the amount they eat, when you're like, are you done? It's insane, it's like reading serving sides. Yeah, it's just, yeah, I'm fine. And you're like, oh, and then you start to go, you see it more because you're paying attention more.

And you're like, oh, this is actually normal portions are what all these normal sized people eat. Sure. Like I've just been eating like a fucking maniac. Yeah, sure. I think it was in Larry David and Seinfeld on comedians and cars. They're like, yeah, the chef isn't giving you

one serving size of potatoes. He's deciding, oh, here's just like fucking a half a plate of potatoes and I'm going, well, that's what came. That's gotta be what's authorized for me to eat 900 calories of potatoes like I just thought I'm like this is a balanced breakfast is what there's Yeah, sure it would give it to you if they didn't want you to eat it. Yeah Yeah, you go to Denny's like it's a grand slam

Yeah, like pancakes bacon sausage Yeah, yeah, why would Denny to put it right here. Yeah, yeah. Why would Danny bend the truth? He got really good at, he got really good cause we'd be on the road and you know, we travel like five of us so we'd be really fucking harping on, you know, and like I get it had to be so annoying of like,

you're at the table, everybody's like rolling their eyes or like, and I'm pulling up a chair to the end of the booth. Sure. I'm on the outside. At a waffle house. We got, he could have Sure. I'm on the outside at a waffle house. We got he could have in the book. Like you can't. A waffle house. But that's this this ain't great.

And would you go hard every meal? Were you like a big like you just would just like, how did I get this fat? I mean, like sure. Yeah. Uh, yeah. In a way from crying eyes, I would say The public meals were big, bigger than usual, and then there was behind closed doors. The private meals, nefarious activity.

So that's crazy. We're only frighten you. What's the difference between... When it be crazy indulgences? Crazy. What's public versus private meal? Like give us an example. Let's say the waffle house.

You go there. There's people around, what do you order? Yeah. People around, where they're not, where maybe like a year before, they're not really busing my balls. You know, omelette, some home fries, sausage, OJ, coffee.

There's a lot of, so he had like a system of order and he'd be like, I'll just do the right away or like, this is going to be a loaded sentence. Like, you know, like in Congress, they'll slip something in the bill. Yeah. I was fucking Mitch McConnell. Yeah. Really? He was passing waterboarding torture. Yeah. He was fucking Mitch McConnell. Yeah, he was a waterboarding torture.

Yeah, he was like, doing a Raytheon real quick. I'll do the Western omelette with the fries, that comes with baking. Let me add a side of sausage, a side of fruit, and then as he's handed it, and a bowl of chili. Right in the hand. So that's public.

Yeah. And then you're like, that's a hearty meal. Yeah, but you're a big guy, so I get it. But then what's private? Behind closed doors. Let's say my girls at work, it's the summer, the AC's pumping. Got sopranos.

I got sopranos queued up ready to go. All right, maybe season three. Everything's ready to go. Everything's ready to go. The couch has the, it's reclining. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I'm ready to do nothing for the next eight hours. Mickey D's would be a big Mac meal, all right,

with a sprite, and then a couple of walking around burgers. You know what I mean? A couple of two Mac doubles, and they would usually get modified. You know, they get modified. No pickles, Mac sauce, extra onions and peckin' and take. So it's three burgers now. Three burgers and then either a macchicken or a 20 piece nugget.

And then if they have the specialty pie, I'm not crazy about the apple pie. Yeah, yeah. But if they're doing like a peaches and cream or strawberry and cream, we're doing two of those. Okay. And a Sunday.

So you're talking like 4,000, 5,000. Right off the door. Sure. If you want to add it all up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. So you're talking like 4,000, 5,000. Right off the door. Sure. Yeah, if you want to add it all up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's best for you. No, McSprey.

And then I don't love them. And then I'm like a blizzard. How long does that hold you over for? You know what I mean? That's a ton, right? So then, I mean, we're at the point now where I couldn't really tell you what Hungary is. Right.

Like actual hunger. Right. Like, you know, like now I know you know what it feels like to go to bed hunger. Hungry, yeah. And wake up and be like, fuck, I'm hungry and I want breakfast. Yeah.

Which I'm just starting to, because you just hindle that feeling. Because your girl, I'm saying in this scenario, you ate all this, right? Like midday, no one's home. She gets home and then she's like, we're doing dinner. And you're like, let's go.

Yeah, I'm starving, eat no day. I've been waiting for you. What you're like, let's go. Yeah, I'm starving even all day. I've been waiting for you. What do you do with that? He's big on the, I have eaten all day and I'm like, there's no fucking way. Right. But that's because McDonald's bag is stuffed at the bottom of the trash

and there's paper towels put over. There's no evidence. Wow, you're gonna go picking through that. You're very calculated. What's a coffee filter? I'll dump. That's very calculated. So will your girl give filter. I'll talk. That's very clever. So will your girl give you grief if she finds the bags?

Or? Sure. Yeah, 100%. So there was concern from all angles. Sure. And there was concern not to my face, which bothered me the most. I feel we were though, oh, oh, you know what I mean?

Maybe the hard concern to the, we were like really playing D-Fail. We were like really in his fucking face. And it's like, I obviously probably wasn't that, but we didn't go about it the best way of like, you know, just calling them fat. That's what I'm used to. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The negative, the negative.

The negative. Do you like the negative? No. It's just what I'm used to. Yeah. Just got, dude, he got a fatter if I'm being honest with you. Yeah.

But, yeah, everybody was pretty concerned. But we were like really in this fucking face every day of like, yeah. He'd be like, I'm ordering this and people like, get this or like, we pick places on the road where we're like, we, in behind closures, like, all right, he can get a salad here or something, you know, that's not like just a pizza place or something. He told me yesterday I would go in and, and steak places out to see if, you know, there was seats and surely yeah which I didn't know. Well it's like he's also my best friend. I love him. I don't want

him to be the 600 pound guy walking back to the car and be like that's shameful and I as a yeah I've been fat most of my life. So it's like I've struggled with it and it's like I know how that fucking sucks and I'm like I don't and plus he's a bit of a diva when he gets in a bad mood. So I'm like just keep them fun. Let's not not, we got a six hour car ride through Texas. This is gonna fucking suck. What the chairs in that place? Yeah. You're like, you have to go like, oh, I know, man.

It's like, it's sometimes it would be like talking to a child. Like, you're like, yeah, like you're like in their land of mate belief of going, I guess we're just suspending all belief that this is re out. Oh yeah, that was crazy what they did in there, you know, keep it moving. Yeah, yeah. Well, you know, you know, you know, this is a relationship. Sure. Yeah, it's a marriage. Yeah, yeah. Speaking of marriage, while you were in the lobby, you saw that we were sure discovering some prison penpal videos, some really cool and available suitors. And I think we should watch a few more if you don't mind.

Please, let's get into it. What is this exactly? So this is an account where these gentlemen are allowed to record these. To website. Yeah, well, it's on Instagram, but it probably is linked to a site or something. I don't know, I think someone's just, I don't know. I just uploaded somebody created an Instagram account for these gentlemen.

Yeah. And there's one for women actually. Oh, Jesus. How is that not clear? Meet inmates that want, quote, pen pals. You don't think I want to meet some chicks? What the fuck? There's, I think I put, did I put a couple in the folders? There's a lot with their girls. No, we didn't have girls in this batch. You know why?

Because they were kind of very bland, believe it or not. Chicks were a little more. Chicks were a little more exciting. Yeah, the girls were a little more, like I actually want a penpal. I don't really want it. So it's not like it's setting up for when they get out, like hey, when I get out, like they get out.

Some of them say that. Sure. Some of the guys do. I've seen the videos where they're like, you know, I got six more months and I'm just trying me some cool Motherfuckers that are down loyal and shit sure me me hit me up so right so it's more of a penpal thing. Yeah sure sure Oh, wow, what's up? My name is Rodney

6 foot 324 Love tattoos obviously. Hey, yeah, what out dog? I like to draw okay looking for some females out there to hit me up. Hit me up That's a straight filler I respect it. Yeah, I respect it. I mean it is to the point again This is the best version that Rodney knows of himself to present is What's up? I'm 6 3 240 I draw hit me up sure Rodney's getting that many times soon.

I think there's a lot of surprises. I hope not because I don't want to show up to a show. There's a lot of surprises in Rodney's real house. Sure. He is an older inmate, so I'm going to guess he's been in the system a lot already. He does conceal a lot. I would like to know more about Rodney. I like that he's created the draw. He's dark and mysterious.

Yeah. I like that he draws. That's a really good. I don't think he's in there for check fraud. No. I think it's a... It's not like Collard from... But I like him. He's a luffin mysterious. He seems sweet.

I like it. Sweet was sweet. He wasn't like Collard. Like, what's not, it's not, it's not, it's not, it's not. He was stuck in that. But also... The most hardcore dudes are like what's up dog? Yeah, they're the killers the killers are chill. Yes, very true the quiet ones

Mm-hmm, and this guy's very quiet. Yes, he's like sweet. Yeah, I'm a problem. Yeah. Oh, no, he's the strong silent type right now There you go. Well, Roddy's available. Let's move on to Robert. Let's see Robert here. Hey, thanks for checking out my video. My name is Bobby. I'm out here in the Idaho Maximus Security Prison. I'm just looking for some friends and some pen pals. If I have spartian interest, I'd be like to hear from you. I hope that you have a nice day.

And hopefully we chat soon. All right, peace. Another sweet heart. Sweet Scott Manners. He's got Manners, clean cut kid. Got that baby face, baby face Another sweetheart, though. Sweet, yeah. He's got manners, clean-cut kid. Got that baby face, baby face, Bobby right here. He just makes some security, don't he? That ain't great, that ain't fucking great.

A lot of guys don't mention that. He's put it out on the table. I'm Bobby, I like running babies. I feel like he's fighting for his life in there. I'm at Supermax, I can look that up. I like defending's fighting for his life. I'm at Supermax. I can look that up. I'm like defending myself with a broom handle. Jesus.

So low showers. All these guys. So chill. Super violent. That's so cute. Yeah, but then how do they play like, I'm just like this sweet guy? Because that's denial.

That's what those guys, no, but that's what they become experts in doing. Because I'm not, you don't need to worry about me. But that person's in there. Yeah, just go, I'm just chill. I'm just here looking for a good time. So I want to talk to, this makes me more interested in what was his name

the gentleman, Mundo. Yeah, Mundo. Mundo was fucking awesome. I was like, look, straight up, are you broken? Friends call me Mundo, I'm 34 years old and I'm a pretty untrustworthy girl's like I got a thing for them if you ever been called trash that's my kind of treasure if you ever been called the hoe you ain't people just jealous of you because they know they're living their lives anyways you got daddy issues that's a straight shooter right there

right yeah yeah he's like Gary V. You are all you ink. I love you, baby. I think Mundo actually has the best video. That's great. Funny, charismatic. Yeah. And he's also like getting to it. Like he knows that there's a certain like insecurity out there.

He attacks it right away. Is anyone ever said you're trash? Well, let's be honest. He's looking for Trump. It's not the classiest people watching this. He's your point. How dare you. I love you.

I love you, but I mean. You know what I like to about Mundo? Is that we know he's allowed to walk around with Jen Pop there? So I sense that his crime might not be his violent, as say Bobby. Or he might just be running the gang. Yeah.

He's probably got everybody on the payroll. Yeah.. But then I'm not worried about why am I worried about levels of violence? Like once you're there and you can't want you there. I mean, it would be really cool if we could find out each charge for each guy that somebody was that honest. Yeah, what's up? Yeah, my name's Jesse double homestides. They had a comment. What's up? Yeah, my name's Jesse double homicides. I'm a they had a comment Just a lot of me. I like loyal people that don't lie I guess it's taboo so I also learn on the prison talks that I'm on it's extremely taboo to ask what you're in for like You know how in the movies? They're like what do you in for you're never supposed to ask another inmate what they've done.

I know, I thought they checked your papers. Guess what? I do have what they're in for. No, really. So this guy right here, he's incarcerated for battery, aggravated, and enhancement, and persistent violator. Remundo? Yeah, remove it.

Okay, so again, aggravated battery. Battery, aggravated, and enhancement, persistent violator. Okay, so he gets aggravated battery. Battery, aggravated and enhancement persistent violator. Okay, so he gets into fights. Yeah, he likes this guy like the way. Miss on the snow, I would say. Yeah, sure. Not, you know, who hasn't been enough to go? Who hasn't lost their cool drive?

You remember Wingnut? I gotta go back to these. Wingnut was the, was the really good artist here. Yeah. Hello, hey, my name's Christopher. Everybody calls me Wingnut. As you can tell, I'm incarcerated. I'm just in here looking for people to write and get to know. Anyways, I love to draw here. Let me show you one of my drawings. Cool.

Dude, look how you get that in. There you go. The people he killed. I see their face every time I close my eyes. I thought it was a fun thing. I can't escape these three faces. They don't tell us the charges. Let's see if we can guess the charges. This is a new fun game. It is fun. Oh.

Arsene. Oh, that's creative. Mmm. I'm going to go with sexual assault for some reason. Wow. that's creative. I'm gonna go with sexual assault for some reason. Wow. Jesus. That's, I mean poor wingnut. I put, but like a minor one. Like maybe he's exposing himself to people. Okay. I'm not saying. Yeah. I'm a peeping Tom maybe. Yeah.

Foley. Arm robbery. He was incarcerated for drug trafficking and possession of methenweed. Oh, that's cool. Yeah, not a big deal. See, I'm really not good. I like Sephardic, dude. Wing that's my guy right now. You're telling me, wing that rolled into a party with a handful of meth, you wouldn't be like, let's fucking go.

Yeah, he's fun. All right, how about this? Wing that, draw my picture. I'm a bitch guy. 38, I'm gonna query this. A... From Idaho, newly relocated relocated Arizona Re-woke Said to humor

Movies, scary movies, heavy metal, fast bikes, mountains and trees I love snowboarding, I love poetry A lot of music lyrics, I love heavy metal So, just looking for somebody to talk to, Telling and conversation You know what I said about him? I was like, yeah, this guy's like super chill Yeah if somebody talked to you, tell us in the conversation. You know what I said about him? I was like, guys, like super chill.

Yeah. He's the most, how does he even watch it a hat on? Oh, shit, you're right. He's really like sister eyes. Hey, I mean, he's just relocated. Probably the move. Sometimes in the move you put things on, Jordan.

Yeah, relocated is a great branding term. See, here's my problem with Clark, is that so far he's super articulate. He's got a pretty great sense of humor He likes nature dirt biking lyrics to songs and metal. So like he's pretty introspective. He's well-rounded Yeah, so he looks like he wandered into jail. I got to be honest. He doesn't look like they grab like he looks like He's got a hat. He's got to fit it on so like the other the dark side of his force has to be pretty intense because Tom was saying that he's got crazy charges. Well, I didn't say he's got crazy charges.

Oh, okay. That my whole thing was not knowing what his charges were, but I'm like, oh, this guy presents very, what you might think there's a dark underbelly to that. Exactly. In other words, I like snowboarding, that nature is one of my favorite things. I know.

Poetry is cool too, and you're like, okay. But you don't really know anything about the guy except that he's presenting that these are some of my interests. So, okay, go ahead and guess. I say drugs. Yeah, drugs. I think it's just simple drugs.

Burglary. All right, here we go. He is incarcerated for aggravated assault, secondary degree kidnapping, first degree murder, serving a life sentence for assaulting an officer and other it made while in maximum security prison. Whoa. Yeah.

Whoa. Pretty serious. Clark is the hardest G in there. Yeah. That's why he's got a watch on. Yeah. They let him do whatever they want. He's got a white.

He's doing life. Life. Yeah. Clark. You may have, we may have been wanting to mention that the time. Not gonna be hitting the mountains anytime soon. Clark, yeah. Yeah, but it's weird though. Does it say when he got arrested? No, doesn't say when.

Because these guys, I was just thinking he said he's like comedy movies. These guys could be fans of yours. Oh, shit. You know what I mean? Clark. Like you were watching, you know, murders and kidnappers watch Netflix. Yeah, that's true. That's true. They don't they totally do. Um, yeah, that's pretty.

That's pretty cool. What's up? I'm leave on. I'm looking from an X heartbreak. No, I was playing. I'm pinpower to keep me company. Maybe catch a vibe with. I'm real nuts. I got tattoos and I'm locked up. I'm real because I'm honest, loyal, dependable. I made mistakes. I've had set backs, but I learned from all of them. So now I get out. I'm ready to just settle honest, loyal, dependable. I made mistakes. I've had setbacks, but I learned from all of them. So now I get out. I'm ready to just settle down and have a good life. If you feel my vibe, Jay paid me already. I'm a rare breed. Hope to hear from you soon. Got a lot of like prison legs. He's alright. You know, he's alright.

He's alright. Yeah. I'm here to vibe. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. White dude's like that always have a very good verninacular like you know, I'm a raw dog I'm fucking they always got something to say how loyal how strong they are. It's always me Yeah, that was like an MTV audition. Yeah, what that signals to the females is stability safety Make me feel safe sure He's kind of a goofball because he's's like, no, I'm just playing. So he's not, he's not a convicted murder. I don't think so either.

He's definitely said blood is thicker than water. I know. He's definitely yelled at in a bar somewhere while taking a shot. Only God can judge you. Yes. Grand theft auto. I'm gonna go for cars.

Oh, that's nice. That's just really cool. Cause he said he's getting out soon. So he can't be murder, kidnap kidnap. That's all off the table I'm gonna go check for odd Seems like a guy who probably stole his hands check book and wrote it to himself for something I'm gonna go even lower parole violation All right about that. I like this. This is fucking fun

He's incarcerated for aggravated DUI in burglary But you know What's that assault standard right? Yeah, come on. That could be that's a bad night. Yeah, my name is Rodney. This is the real Let's see tattoos obviously Hot rod. Let's draw. Looking for some females out there to hit me up.

Hit me up. He's so cold. He's been around. He's been in the system for a long time. So he's recidivism, as they say, recidivist. Shit, he's in gangs, drugs. I'm going to go throw gas again. Interesting. Thaft. He does gonna go drug us again. Interesting.

Theft. He does have cartel muscle vibe. And those two tattoos on the side, I believe, are bulls eyes or targets? I think there are something that do like pentagram type looking things. They're not butterflies. I know that.

The scariest thing is the over the eye down to the cheek. That's the scariest tattoo anyone can have. Yeah, and the sole patch is a lot. But can I tell you guys something? As far as attraction, I'm the most attracted to Rodney. He's really good. Yeah. Well, maybe it's the bald with the beard.

I'm gonna lie. He's got to make it about me. You make it about Rodney. He's got a little eyebrows. He's hard as fuck. Like this guy. See, chicks, isn't that fun? Like women will be like, ooh, that guy's like,

look at that guy, he's an animal. And then they go, he's pretty hot. Yeah, it's hot. Yeah, but I mean, you do that with chicks. But hardcore chicks? Yeah, I guess so, well. I don't know. Like suicide girls, like, oh, you just see some girls

all tied it up for like, alright. But about Tina, your love of your life, Tina. I'm sure. My alter ego. Yes, exactly. You love her. Yeah, but I think that they lie about it more as my point. They'll be like, oh my god, that guy is like a fucking gang banger. And then you're like, yeah, I know about, ooh.

And then they're like, he's pretty hot. It's hot, dude. Rodney's hot. I'm gonna hate to say it. I'm gonna go murder. For sure. It's gotta have a kidnapping in there, right? For sure.

Pepper and a little flavor Christina definitely murder Why murder what first? Oh, you just ruined it you like you had you already had your guest and now you added murder one He's I'm sorry, right? Yeah, you had it you guessed I'm real wall in order on it Did I man slaughter to you guest already and then you just add this okay? Well, I mean, I'm just like getting to know him in my mind You know, okay, well, I mean, I'm just like getting to know him in my mind, you know. Okay, well. She's running away with it. He's got a real pre-meditated mind. Spoke again.

You have an accident. Before you spoke, your original guess was correct. Traffic in methamarewant, you said drugs in this. Oh, drug, yeah. So that's it. That's it? That's all he has, drug charges. Yeah.

What is trafficking anyway? You got a bag on you? No, no. No, no. No, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no You got a bag on you? No, sir I'm out of weight and like and going movement. Yeah, you're going over St. Lawrence County lines, you know, could have been a bachelor party or something. I could have been. That guy's not going on a bachelor party. Yeah, I mean, here we go. Hey, thanks for checking out my video. Uh-huh. My name is Bobby. I'm out here in the Idaho Maximum Security Prison. I'm just looking for some friends, some pen pals. He's got some meat hole selling.

He's got what? He strangled some of our people with chap things. All right. But no tattoos, maybe on the hand he's got one. But no tats and Bobby's sweet. Bobby could work at Starbucks, like he looks totally normal. He does. He looks like he's in the equipment cage at a gym.

He does. He does. He's got a bunch of dodge balls. It does. He's that's what. You know what you dodge balls are. I know. He's that's what he thinks. I mean, the gym here, about to rent out some stuff to the boys, jump ropes, have some medicine balls.

Yeah, Bob. Let's get Bobby. I'm going aggravated assault. Okay. Yeah, he's violent, sweet Bobby. He's big. No one's that big without some sort of like loose cannon ability. Man, I want to say just a bad night, a fight. Yeah. Can I go aggravated a song? I got to pick something. But this is maximum, you guys. This means you can be

said he's in maximum prison. Yeah, he killed somebody then, right? No, not necessarily. That's a high level felony. I think you're not you're not doing like it is, but you can do you like it. You know, do you know what? No, I say. You're not doing like a low level. You can do you like it, you're not doing like a low level. No, you can do you like it, you're not doing like a low level. You can do you like it, you're not doing like a low level. No, you can do you like it, you're not doing like a low level. No, you can do you like it, you're not doing like a low level. No, you can do you like it, you're not doing like a low level. No, you can do you like it, you're not doing like a low level.

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No, you can do you like it, you're not doing like a low level. No, you can do you like it, you're not doing like a low level. No, you can do you like it, you're not doing like a low level. No, you can do you like it, you're not doing like a low level. No, you can do you like it, you're not doing like a low level. No, you can do you like it, you're not doing like a low level. No, you can do this city it's gonna get caught something. He does have that. Nothing personally gets you, Bobby. Hold on, I've got a sweeter story for Bobby. Maybe his stepdad was beating up his mom and he's like, I'm gonna kill this motherfucker.

His Bobby is like a good dude at his heart, like sweet Bobby face. He doesn't have tats or nothing. Like, I don't know dude, maybe he killed his stepdad for being a bitch. All right. But can't you get off on that a lot of times? Yes, you can sometimes. But I gotta say, Follie you had the a bitch. All right. But can you get off on that a lot of time? Yes, you can sometimes.

But I got to say, fully you had the best instincts. Thank you. I wish we had more details, but it's simply possession of controlled substance. Oh, you're getting fucking max for that? Well, it probably is, and it's not telling me here, but it's probably a lot of it. Yeah.

So it's probably a huge amount. Or it could have been like, it's fifth time getting arrested or whatever. It could have been like, we're throwing the getting arrested or whatever. They're like, what's going on in the book at yet? Or all the way? Or all the way? Your behavior also dictate what level of security. No, not for maximum.

Well, you can get... Well, yeah, that could happen. You can get transferred. But I mean, you can just be up in there. You can get serious enough charge, even if it's drug related to be sentenced to a maximum security. Plus, maybe in those Midwest states,

they throw in a book at you. Yeah, yeah. Maybe put you into supermarkets. I drugs, yeah, drugs is like, I couldn't do jail. One more. Oh my god, I done. You ready?

I'm ready. What's up, my name's Ricky. You're my number's eight. Hit me up on J. I got about eight months left. I like fast motorcycles. Fat girls are pretty feet. Yeah.

I hope that I can make you smile and make you laugh. When it's time, make you squirt. So if you're a freak, you want to, you want to freak or you just want to squirt, get at me, show me some love, hopefully we work some out. What's up? It's what's up. The best I've ever had in my life.

There you go. Toody Strenov is like, I want to make you squirt. Yeah. Fat girls with nice feet. Yeah, that's what's up to you. Hell yeah, dude. I, he's straight up. He's like, I want to make you squirt. Fat girls with nice feet. Yeah, that's what's up to you. Hell yeah, dude. I like this guy a lot. Like, squirt on a motorbike, give me a call.

These guys have nothing to do all day, but right. They could, you know, they could have just been eight hours riding this. Yeah. And that's what he told it. He got there, yeah. He did it. He went to the bush.

Pretty feet, you want to squirt by a bike. Such a specific. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Cause most fat girls don't have everything. I know, cause that's a fat guy, but, you want to square it by just like, because most fat girls don't have everything. I know, because that's a fat guy, but you know, I think there's a lot of pressure on them, the dogs. Yeah. So I don't wait coming out on those.

Yeah. That's hammer toes. But also Richard, good for Richard for no, what do you like? Sure. I like it. And I also like how he's got one hand up on the phone. He's like, girl's a secret.

You know what I'm saying? I'm gonna tell you some shit. It's like he's chatting up at a on the phone. He's like, girl's a secret. You know what I'm saying? I'm gonna tell you some shit. It's like he's chatting up at a bar. Yeah. Yeah. Really? Yeah. So you come here often later?

Yeah. You're gonna say better feet than we are. And I'm a huge fan of knuckle tats, as I've said on this show. It's cool. I think they look gorgeous. How attractive do you find him versus the other guy? No, I like Latin.

Oh, the Latin guy. It's right, right? He's Latin, right? Yeah, I think it was. No, I'm not in a white boys. I mean, Richard's car. He not in the white boys. I mean Richard I don't like you know crackery okay, uh, this is assault assault. He's too big. He beat the fuck out of his life. Yeah, he fucks on he probably fuck like three dudes off and made out with their Oh

Richie what did they get you? Bastels gold dude. Yeah, he beat the fuck out of people. Yeah The squirt line does that work on women I Think Someone's got a like fuck yeah, I love squirting sure Pacific to a woman right like only certain women squirters to a woman, right? Like only certain women do that. Yeah. Right. He's got a niche market.

All right. He knows what he's doing. Using chat GPT on a college final, maybe. That plagiarism. That plagiarism. Yeah, that's the other way. That's the other way. That's a simple thing, man.

I graduated a salt shore. For sure. All right, here we go. This is what is known as a bevy of charges. Oh! Incarcerated for, intimidating, threatening, or harassing a witness. Whoa!

And possession of controlled substance. So yeah. Whoa. Pretty serious. That's unbelievable. Not just a fucking kill you. Oh witness. A witness.

So drug- related and intimidation So he probably he got pinched with a somewhat a handful of people and then somebody else and he was like I will fuck you up I Then they found out about that I like that I would go up to some witness be like the the fuck bro, we're talking about that. Well, I think if you're about that life, I think if I was a criminal, I would just be like,

I'm all, I'd go full psychotic and be like, I'm all in. You know, why am I pussyfoot in this? You ever had, let's go. You know, a sickler story about this? No, so sickler. Dude, sickler, I'm getting details wrong on this and it's definitely out there.

So you can, I'm sure you can find it, but he got jury duty and was put on like a drug murder case. Talked that. And at one point, they're like the guy that's on trial, I think it was like a Mexican gang member. It's like on trial for that and there was like intimidation going on. And then at one point, Ryan's like on trial for that and there was like intimidation going on.

And then at one point, Ryan's like, asked to speak to the judge. And the judge was like, has this thing with her like, are you Ryan? So look at that resides at one that he's like, what the fuck? Like giving out his address to he's like, cut it off. Now I moved a couple of weeks ago. I know this is protocol. We got a reader.

He's like, don't read the fucking address. That's crazy. Yeah. As a juror on a fucking serious drug murder case. If you would, let's say you weren't doing as well as you're doing and you were on jury duty. Like go back 15 years and you're on like a major case like that and you are approached by somebody.

Listen, we're not gonna hurt you. Here's $2 million. $2 million? Something like that and you are approached by somebody, listen, we're not going to hurt you. Here's two million dollars. Two million? Something like that. Yeah, you take the money. I'm done. Of course. Two million. How do you not get in trouble for taking the money that you would get in trouble? Oh, yeah, you get jammed up. Get the hell out of there. Then you have to intimidate some witnesses.

Really? That's what you got it though. That's what you got it. No, I'd find a way to make that shit legal. Like, there's gotta be a way to accept money from it. No, there's not. There's no way to make it legal. It's a definite way to make it legal. Can we laundry the money?

Can we all pay roll, will you? What if it's a business loan? What you could do is you say you want, okay, let's just use it in a number. You say, all right, give me $2 million. All right, here's $2 million. Then you immediately the next day go to the judge and say, hey, this guy offered me a million dollars. Who's going to fucking believe you, Johnny, honest, who just brought back a million dollars

now you'd have a mark on your career. That guy's got two million to spend. He's got more to come after you. This is spoken like the guy that hides the McDonald's bad. Sure. Yeah. Put the system on trial, spin it all around. Like I said, break works.

Yeah. My, I think the cartel would be as forgiving. No, look, don't look under the wet paper towel. They'll find the McDonald's. Yeah, you'd have to do something like you'd have to like move. It has to be enough money to move. You got to disappear. What do you do?

I don't. Yeah, but you could disappear in Colombia. The thing is that they wouldn't. What, right under their nose? We'll probably be able to do it. We'll probably be able to do it. I see. I see.

Back I walkin' around with a bunch of hamburgers. Whatever the offer is, let's say it's a lot less than two million, you basically gotta say yes to the offer. That's the problem. Of course. Somebody approaches you in that situation who's like trying to bribe a jur, and they're that serious and it's like for somebody who's like a cartel.

If they were like, we'll give you 50,000 to like do this. You can't be like, you know, I'd really rather have. They'd be like, hey man, you're 50 grand. They're going to come back and kill you anyway. Right, right. Once things cool down, you're not spending that money. Because that's a loose end. How about I just be like, dude, don't pay me.

I will shut the fuck up and disappear from your life. Like, do you know what I'm saying? Like, I wouldn't take the money. I'd be like, no, say no more, dude. I'm not putting you away. And then I would just yell out something like racist in the courtroom. So that's what they say.

Yeah, but that doesn't work. That doesn't work for them. If that's what you range me, you have with the cicario. Yeah. I would just be like, I'm no longer on, they would just pull me, hold me in contempt. That's not helping them out though. Who?

The guy, if he'd be. The drug us. Yeah, you're just making another problem. Now they gotta go intimidate that guy. Well, the other alternative is, he pays me two million and kills me, or I don't take it any kills. I think you're dead anyway. Yes, that's what I'm saying.

I think you've got to play ball. I think I can jail though, too. Yeah. Yeah, I can't get it. They can't take the money and try to try your best to hide. No, you can't hide from the cartel. No. Don't take the money and just be like, I got you.

That's what you say. As soon as they're like, you know, we want to be like, I got you, what do I mean to do? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And it's not a problem. I'll get them such a plus money. I'm saying. I'm happy to do this.

I'm happy to do this. By the way, I was doing not guilty before I even met you. Yeah, you got a good face, buddy. It's a set up all the way to be honest with you. There's no way. Did I see you on J-Chat or whatever? Yeah.

My fucking car got stolen out too long ago and they brought me in with the guy. They caught the guys at the same time and they brought me in with the fucking guy. So I'm sitting in the standing in the police department like what are they here for? They're like stealing his car. And I'm sitting in the standing in the police department. Like, what are they here for? They're like stealing his car. And I'm like, they look at me like, what dude?

I started like looking at the blacks on the wall. And shit, I'm like, oh, the tech of Sullivan, I you know it. I was shitting myself. Yeah, keep the car. Just standing there next to them. I'm like, they live in my neighbor. By the way, you said I was looking at the blacks on the wall. Yeah, I thought you said I was looking at the blacks on the wall.

I was like, oh, that's the best way to approach this. I'm not always black. Jesus Christ. They all want that Jesus. They're all decorated officers. I'm sure. Okay. Wait, so, so were they like kids?

Yes, 17 and 18. Yeah. And then they weren't pressing charge. They can't press charges. By the way, when I was in New York, I did our Ugar. But again, I had the best time at the best fucking studio you guys have It's impressive. I know I gotta go to you. I was worried about tip-told Or anything in here because I don't want to know

Yeah, I don't want to I don't want to you're gonna have you're gonna have so much fun I can't wait with her level of trash We also feel like you're hiding a lot. You do? Yeah. Him? Which is why we want to get to her. Him?

Intimidate the witness. Dude, this guy is fucking toast vanilla. Like, no, dude. Really? Dude, he's got, he's like, what do you think I'm hiding? I don't know. You got something in your eyes that says there's more back there. Well, that's darkness.

It's a moment. No, no, no, no, no. He's beat us twice. But it's not trash. She's not trash. Yeah, it's not it is darkness, but it's not I'm not hiding like how I grew up in it. Yeah, you hold yourself to a high-classy Which is he's all class. I don't know. He taught me to be class. He's the only one that came back twice And it was all class already came back a second time there read that your demon self and it was even worse. It was worse Yeah, wore a purple suit And ate it hard boiled egg. Oh my gosh. Yeah. That's that's that's shout out. That's terrible. Yeah. What we're super. Oh, did you wait? Did you have Lauren

Compton on? Yeah. Just last week. She was great. She was great. She was great. She was fun. Trash. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It was really fun. Oh, that's great. She was a hooters waitress. She was. Yeah. That force. For force. For force. Yeah, it was really fun. Oh, that's great. Yeah, she was a hooters waitress. She was. Yeah. That's how she got her start.

She thought a Chrysler crossfire. Yeah, she goes, I bought cars. Yeah, she goes my first check. We go, I need stupid purchases. She goes, well, I did buy a sports car. We're like, okay, well, she goes a Chrysler spit fire whenever. Yeah.

And we pulled up a picture. I'm like, that's an ET cruiser. I'm gonna help. That's hilarious. I bought a sports car and I got out of town and drove the LA. What does this reminds me? We were talking about you're going to get a car. What did you end up getting? Did you get something? I did get something. What'd you get? I got a Mercedes. Okay. Used. Okay. Not certified pre-owned. Did everything work out with the fucking loan? Yeah. I used, you know, I bypassed the proper dealership.

You could say, and I used Carvana, which gets a lot of, I think they were going bankrupt. As I was buying it, I'm like, well, if they do go bankrupt, they might pass my note to someone else. 100% do it. And I get it, I can settle up with them for pennies on the dollar. Sure.

And they will sell that debt. Sure. Of course. So they were like, they're going under and I'm like, this might be a chance again. That's the vending machine, right? Yeah, the vending machine car. All right.

All right. Congratulations. Are you happy with your vehicle? Yeah, yeah. It's great. I got the, I got one of the smaller SUVs. Great. It's awesome.

Great. I'm not that happy about it. You're not. No. No. He's got a Mercedes. Yeah. And it's, tonight he's Tubuzi now. I don't know. He's mad because he doesn't have a Mercedes. Oh, wow. What do you have?

A Jeep Cherokee. Hold on though, you can be garbage and still drive a Mercedes. Oh, yeah. My mother was extreme Euro trash and she drove a Mercedes. Madesaid, he's got a very nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, Okay, close enough. But foreigners, especially Eastern Europeans, love Mercedes, like the garbage people. Try to drive the Mercedes now. I got it for Mercedes, good car. And when it wasn't that expensive,

it was like, I could get like a, you know, I don't know, it was like 40 grander, 36 grander, something like that. I'm pretty sure it has flood damage. She's Cherokee's, are fucking right. Yeah, I love him. I love, and I'm happy for him. No, he's not. No, no, no. Got it. And I'm happy for him. No, he's not.

No, I'm not. No, I've got an eventing machine. No, they come and drop it off a good eventing machine. You get the car from a eventing machine? No, yeah. They did give me the option. They like nail you a token and then you go and like put it in and pick it up or whatever.

It's a claw machine. Just get whatever you get. So are you gonna swap, are you gonna switch up? Are you gonna do something to... No, I got to lease it's not up for a couple of years. Oh, okay. But when it is up, you're gonna one up in my hope. I don't know.

What? I don't know. I'm trying to be very thoughtful about all this. Okay. He's so not, by the way. So not being jammed up in an apartment. You know what I see you in? I think it would be fucking like the big guy,

great vehicle. Yeah. Something like a Denali. That's what I want. They're too big to have in the city. Yeah. Yeah. They're way too big to have in the city. Tahoe. You can't even. Tahoe. I like a Tahoe. Yeah. Cool. I could see you in that. Like in a cord. Nice. Honda. sensible car. It is a very sensible and they'll go for like 300,000 m. You remember the old cameras, like the 96 camera? I had a 95 accord. That was a cord, that was a cord, yeah. 95 accorded, you could run it forever. Yeah.

It's actually a great, and it drove great. I mean, everything was like really put together in that thing, other great cars. Dude, my mom had a Toyota Tercelle, 1980. Oh, man. Was it the hatchback. Yeah, bro Those things stunk and we know bro. This one we had from 1980 We shipped it to Budapest kept it in an outdoor garage that during the snow and the weather and everything and that thing ran until like the

Late 90s. It was crazy. Oh you doing a Budapest my family's from there So we was all Eastern Europeans you shipped it to yourself. Yeah, we shipped doing a Budapest. My family's from there. So we've been doing it all. That's what Eastern Europeans, you shipped it to her set. Yeah, we shipped it to her set. That's crazy. Yeah, cause we used to have an apartment there, just like a small, and so yeah, you have your car there. So like my dad remarried to a Hungarian woman, so they would go like one se year back to Budapest.

Okay, so the sense that they're gonna have it when they went back there. Yeah. Alright, cause like it's hard to come by cars in a post-communist country too. You can't really just like go cop a used car. Yeah, it's not come by cars in post-communist country, too. You can't really just like, go cop a used car. Yeah, it's not like it is here. I mean, back then, shit, I'm sure now it's different.

But. Here's a real quick horrible or hilarious. This is just, I should show you a video. Please. You tell me, is it funny or is it really sad? Okay. Okay. Oh!

By the way, this was sent in by Connor Swindles, fan of the show. I've actually seen that one before. You've seen it? Yeah. Yeah. What happens there exactly for the listeners? You want to tell me?

It's a bumper cars, right? Any go-cart, go-cart, go-cart. Oh, go-cart. So any one guy pops up on them, and it severs his finger immediately. Immediately. It's like it just fell off. Yeah, it's actually, I don't even understand how it had.

At least it was a clean cut. They might even be able to read, put that back on. So the description here is that this, the man in the video is a professional go-kart racer. He's at a bachelor party with his friends. He says people like to crash into him because he's a pro. And yeah, he part of his finger or got cut off. Yeah, I think the rail, the other got up

and hit him. Yeah, it pushed down, it just like severed it on the steering wheel. Fuck, dude. That's fucking gnarly, dude. I think it's a full four votes for Horrible. Are you stopping and going, are you getting out of that thing and getting it?

You gotta get the win first. You gotta get the checker flag. You gotta go for the goal. You got the impression on the bachelor party. Yeah. I think he's probably looking for his finger though, right? Ooh. What if someone ran it over like that's like dirty,

that's on the floor, that's not correct. But in terms of injuries on these videos, this is probably the one you wanna get. It just snaps clean off like you said. If you probably don't even feel that should happen. There is a chance you can reattest that. For sure. Yeah, that was like surgery.

They get it on ice. I don't know, you gotta get out of the park. Those parking lots are huge. Who knows where you park? Then you gotta get the small town hospital. No, but they're pretty, I think the time on it, if you get it on ice pretty quick. Now the times you have like, you don't need to do it in 15 minutes it in I mean it's a slushy. It's not a nice. It's in a blue raspberry slushy

This other one here I see four laughs. Sorry. That one is just been a part of the show. Yeah. That was the close. Did he make it? That looked like it smoshed them. No, but he broke through the stage, right? Try to.

Here's the craziest part. Not only did he survive, minor injuries and bruises to the face, that's it. What? That means it's a cheap set. Looks like there's not a chance he's ever had. But he's fine. He's definitely fine. Holy shit.

I've found that the audience likes it a lot more when they live. I didn't know that. Oh, of course. We've put a lot of these. Fucking psychopent. And the lot of us. You're so unmoved. But that's so out of there. I'm apparently normal. People don't like to die.

This is bullshit. See you guys were wondering what's behind these cold eyes. It's that. It's, there's not trash. It's psychopathy. Okay. It's the darkness, the shadow. I was like, no, here's another guy who died.

You have a, you have a scroll of death. I do have some that are, some people say they're unsettling, but yeah, I thought a lot of people don't like it. It's very strange. That was all right, that was horrible, thank you. Did you get, what is this here? I don't know what this one is. Maybe.

Oh yeah, we had this. That's the machine. Oh. The machine's got this guy pinned, and then watch what happens here on the right of the screen. They're going to help this person, but then... Whoa! Watch what happens here.

Oh! Someone else gets pinned in that machine. Whoa! The panic in that factory, I can feel. And they don't have any sensors or buttons to like emergency ones. I like the screams. I think the screams are funny, but I, you know.

Okay. That's way that, that's not, that's tough for me because you just see them suffering. Like it's not just like they get hit in the head with a board or shot and like That guy's just screaming But I mean how does this not bring a smile to your face Packages relate that day. Yeah, hmm. Thanks

packages relate that day. Yeah. Hmm, nice. Oh, that I'm okay with. Yeah, hysterical and I'm gonna tell you why. Second time. Ooh, f***ing. And he's like, he's not like that. Those videos drives me, I hate that shit.

Do you see? I know you love cars. I don't like this at all. I fucking hate that shit. I don't like this at all. And they fucking do it at like an intersection at a nowhere. Yeah. Jam everybody up.

Did you see the big one that just happened with the truck? Yeah, the truck. The black truck that copped was not fucking around. That was fantastic. It was in, was it Philadelphia? No, it's in Atlanta. It's in Atlanta. Yeah, it was in Atlanta.

And the cop does this pit maneuver. This guy's doing donuts at the intersection. Now, that first, yeah, well, that one, he does it and you see him doing donuts. And then the video is so great that the one that was posted that went like viral because the person doesn't ever wait, you know, like, like, like these videos, you're like, oh, fuck, it drops out of frame and they're narrating the whole time. And they're like, like, like, like, these videos, you're like, oh, fuck it drops out of frame,

and they're narrating the whole time. And they're like, oh, here come the cops. Yeah. And then that cop, it was like a movie. I mean, that is not the one, but there's, there's, there's great video of it where that cop jumps out like it's scripted, comes out of nowhere too.

Yeah. He doesn't need a section. I haven't seen anything about this. Scroll down. It might be that one. Right. Doing that shit through it and you're saying run somebody over. Yeah. You go perfect pit maneuver Cop jumps out watch this whoa jumps up Reaches in narration drags him out and then real quick flips him over Cups him on the touch. Yeah, you seem like a young kid like a younger kid a couple of weeks from now You're gonna hear high-end Andy. I like poetry like a younger kid. Couple of weeks from now, you're gonna hear, I am Andy, I like poetry.

I get out the few years and I like trucks. Relocated. Yeah, recently relocated. I'm just getting out in eight years. All right, so you gotta see the boys, they are on tour, the state trashy tour, you can get tickets at rUgarbage.com. So, as always, it's great to see you guys.

Thank you guys. Thank you so much. You love it. You love it. Fantastic. I can't wait to get it in New York. I'm gonna do it. I promise.

Whenever. Please. Agent Jean's book me a show. There you go. Let's go. All right. We'll see you guys next time. Thank you.

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