Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura - Yoshi-296-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Episode Date: June 10, 2015

Who's the Babe Ruth of porn? What are the side affects of Alzheimers medication? Does performing oral on a prostitute present any risk factor?  These are all questions that will be answered on this episode and have you shouting Oh Yoshi Didn't! The great Yoshi Obayashi is back in the Mommy Dome with enough ridiculous tales to fill 5 podcasts, but we crammed them all into this one.  Get ready to laugh, get ready to cry and get ready to be confused by how you should react during any specific segment. This is Yoshi and there are no boundries. 

so good to be back you know back we didn't we didn't miss we weren't late this week and we have a great returning guests oh my gosh it's gonna be huge our most in-demand guest of all time is back highly downloaded big star strong performer very strong performer let's get into these dates before we surprise you Thursday I'm in Phoenix stand-up live don't know where that is sorry Fartnix stand-up live downtown Fartnix Arizona one show only that's it Thursday I'm done I bounce I go to Vegas to walk around for a day on Friday because by the way the place I was gonna do I think is closed what yeah they're

already like that place is gonna get like blown down blown away or whatever wow you were there last official week and they're like Tom Segura made us go canceled oh yeah Tom we the idea of having Tom made this casino shut down yeah no don't do downtown Vegas and then I promise by the way I've been getting messages from people why did you can't look I I shouldn't have booked it downtown that was my mistake I will come back to Vegas but I'll do I'll do it proper I'll go to a club on the strip okay I'll come back Saturday I'm in Calgary the Laf Shop two shows two shows and they're moving so please get

tickets and help me wrap that up and make that a great Saturday night and then later in the month Christine Kristina and I are doing Pittsburgh DVE bash with Jim Norton Michael Che on the 26 the 27th I'm at Park West in Chicago Chicago Illinois and the 28th I'm in Pontiac Michigan just outside of Detroit at the Crowfoot all those tickets are at Tom Segura.com I've added a bunch of dates on my site go to Tom Segura.com and you can see Little Rock St. Louis DC I've got a new one Little Cock Little Cock Arkansas Calgary people told me they were mad they didn't have a special name for Calgary like why don't why don't we get

a name cuntlery come cungry oh cungry sounds like hungry though huh yeah they were like what's up with us that's not getting a name cungry titsburg I should have said that that's a given yeah clitsburg clitsburg even better anyways bunch of dates Tom Segura.com I got a tour poster coming out pretty soon it's very exciting jeans Pajinsky is gonna be in Denver at the Denver Improv June 18th June 19th June 20th thank you and June 21st big thing is that that first show the 18th is on her 58th birthday so make sure okay that's rude you help her celebrate. Don't look he's laughed don't like the guest laugh. The guest. He's still a mystery guest right now. He's still a mystery guest right now. Even though he's gonna be in the title. Maybe some people can't read.

Well um jeans is there and then she's also of course we're both going to Montreal. I think it's called momtriall. Momtriall Canada for the just for laughs comedy festival well we will do a live your mom's house in addition to many stand-up shows that I we have to contractually do fun doesn't it contractually obliquely so many shows man I'm trioll it's time the festival the comedy the festival if though if you if you haven't looked at your phone yet it's time to do it let's let's do it today's very special gays gays gays the special gays is the one and only Yoshi so good to have you back Yoshi thanks guys you that's amazing as we always say you're a very strong

performer in comedy or what and porno life and life I don't know about porn but thanks I love your dogs they're amazing thank you very friendly they are very friendly we have so much to cover with you we'll get into it in a moment is there any plugs first of all that we can give you at the top here for dates podcast anything you want guys I don't know exactly the dates but I will be done in San Diego Comic Con I'm doing panel with Chris Gore and I think I might be doing show with Brian Rittban yeah yeah like at that house I think oh great great and next month go to red bands site or his twitter page I'm sure you can find I'm assuming because I've done it last two years in a row but he's trying to figure out a venue right yeah for sure he'll

definitely he'll definitely put that on and I think Sacramento I think one or two shows with I'm so terrible Jimmy Kimmel sister during stand up Jill Bryant yeah sorry I just found out like week ago no that's great that's fantastic she's fantastic you guys love fun so make sure you check that out too and then the podcast yeah Yoshi didn't Yoshi didn't such a great name um yeah this is just I'm just happy to have you back here man yeah it's crazy it's it's it's two years since I've been to this place I don't understand that I check the schedule yeah I mean I'm checked it's two years next month or August we missed you I mean believe me but it's been a long time coming you and I've been communicating trying to find a good week for you to come in you know you

were traveling a lot we were traveling so yeah it took a while but I'm so happy it finally came together yeah I'm glad um because so many people ask about this show for sure of course your mom's house is number one always always I mean I've done it with you guys Seattle that's right yeah San Francisco and maybe one other place you know but crazy well you have lots of stories for us and I can't wait to get into it yeah it's uh it's always good but first guys if you shop at Amazon which I hope you do uh do you shop on Amazon a lot Yoshi yeah books a lot can you buy pornography on Amazon yet or I don't hmm I think I don't think so but you know Amazon's great for porn stuff because uh wish what is that wish list the wish list the wish list the balls of those

porn people to create a wish list just because you're a fan unbelievable this girl Alina Lee was saying that um she had to get bigger apartment because she was receiving so many wish list items every single day that's so fucking amazing it's just like she'll put all sorts of ridiculous things and they're just huge fans of her and I think a lot of porn girls get um is a lot these girls are so smart you know even these girls that have a farting business which is something I should have looked into years ago but anyways if you do your shopping please please go through your mom's house podcast.com and click on our banner on the homepage and do your shopping as you normally would it would really help us out so thank you yeah help them help us and subscribe

and save on stuff get your toilet paper mail to your house like we do it's the best go to our store your mom's house podcast.com check out our store we got cool stuff there let's start the show we have FIFO shirts 24-7 he's great we gotta get a bitsy shirt up there I'm a bitsy um you guys ready oh my god I'm ready Yoshi is here let's fucking do this police have arrested a man who suspected of chopping up his wife Michigan police say suspect Steven Grant was captured in Michigan's wilderness state park and airlifted to a hospital the area is more than 400 miles from Grant's suburban Detroit home the 37-year-old man is accused in the death of his wife Terrilyn Grant a torso and body parts of who is believed to be the mother of

two were found this weekend in and near the grant home this shit is big time who is Randy don't bring anyone loving to this welcome welcome to your mom's house with Tom Segura and Christina wow our dogs are in love with Yoshi FIFO wants to be in his lap he's giving them all kinds of kisses they just love them they love them wow what did you do to them Yoshi I love dogs you do not in that Asian way I found old recording of you oh no I don't want to hear it I'm very nervous I'm down I'm angry I'm crazy I lost my life and hair exciting I am very handsome now that's from your one of your first sets what it that's I think that was me and my mom that's you're very handsome hey what was that um the lady announcing thing that she was laughing what

explained to me what was yeah yes it's old it's a yeah I think it's old yeah um it was a news report where the lady was just reading from prompter yeah and they threw up a mug shot of the guy who was arrested for murder yeah and he had a face like this yeah like his eyes were crazy eyes crazy eyes and so she's reading it she sees the mug shot yeah and then she starts laughing through the rest as she's laughing through the worst part of the description like chopped up torso and she's just like giggling police have arrested a man who suspected of chopping up his wife michigan police say suspect steven grant was captured in michigan's wilderness state park and airlifted to a hospital the area is more than 400 miles from grant suburban detroit home the 37 year old man is accused in the

death of his wife terryland grant that's that that is a torso and body parts it's worse when you want to laugh or you can't yeah of course it's like when you want to farm or you can't exact and she's talking about i'm feeling that right now me too really you have to fart too yeah hold on let me work on mine i scared mine back up i sucked it back up because yoshi's here i'm trying to be considerate you still in it yeah it's not good it's a smell like that kind of reminded me when i was taking gray hump bus recently a guy walked by me and said you look like vince and lee and i like who and like a bus driver started laughing i think it was vince and lee it was this some crazy chinese guy in up in canada six years ago and slice someone's head

off on the bus that's the guy he said like i look like that asshole wow what a compliment i'm surprised that the bus driver knew that that that reference well i think that was a pretty big news for gray hump it wasn't the gray hump bus yeah there was some guy was sleeping i think they were going to manitoba or something and this chinese guy just went crazy that started stabbing everybody ran out of the bus i don't know why i'm laughing too but um he cut the guy's head off and you know held it up held it up like game of throng style of who is believed to be the mother of two were found this weekend in and near the grant home yeah it says here on that on that uh like against his style right i mean yeah uh says describe the blood curling scream i turned around and the guy sitting right

behind me was standing up and stabbing another guy with a big rambo knife right in the throat yeah yeah she laughs he laughs he laughs the same way you laugh watching that's a really bad episode iron chef right there my husband laughs when he watches wife murder shows just like that's my dad that's probably about a murder too now he's out from prison oh good here's the best short sentence the guy that that saw this said i got sick after i saw the head thing some people were puking some people were crying some people were shocked the attacker just looked at us and dropped the head on the ground totally calm a police officer who's at the scene said the attacker also cut off parts of the victim's body and ate them oh my god i think i one eye and a nose was missing i don't know

uh it was weird i'm just sitting in my mind in my business some guy just walked by and said that you know say that to me so well that is what happens on greyhound buses like they're generally they're really dicey yeah i mean i've been to my cousin one time took a bus to see me in vegas and i picked you up at the station and i was like you took the greyhound it looks so dicey there's a lot of shady characters that hang out at the greyhound station do you watch true detective i don't he just started i just started i'm on episode four of season one yeah i love it season two it's all about transportation crime did it start already no in three weeks i think okay so my car you know my friend stan chen was kind enough to give me his car for indianapolis but i can't pass emissions

i've been taking public transportation la and greyhound bus out of la and you really see the city in a very different light sure yeah it's basically a bunch of brown people serving white people because they just you know what's the noise what are you is that you oh yeah sorry it's my share sorry and greyhound bus um boy that's that um unbelievable experience i don't know where to start are you making friends on that or i don't think you should i took it i took it one time in college yeah and the worst part i thought about greyhound on top of the smells there's a lot of smells yeah there's more than smells you know it's sometimes it's only smell sometimes it's only smells but sometimes it's a lot more than smells i'm talking i remember one time this lady

she shed on herself sure this is recently when was this i think i was going up to sacramento and she's a really large lady like she took two seats and like she can't move you know what i mean so i knew something was up but when she finally reached her destination got up like you got the whiff of it you know oh my god but you could smell human feces before right like it wafted through the bus it must have yeah in the back um i've had people trying to sell me drugs what it's only smells okay it's only smells you know what that should be greyhound slogan what it's only smells greyhound what it's only smells okay it's only smells you know that is right no what is that what we got to play name that star with yoshi with just the audio i mean come on

you don't know who that is what it's only smells okay it's only smells he's one of the strongest performers alive no please it's not what it's only smells it's okay it's okay come on take a guess it's only smells wait it's nothing only the smell yeah i love this come on come on i don't know it's okay it's okay please please is this point is this point no this is the Jurassic Park i mean are you a korean japanese guy or what i don't recognize it what if we leave the room for five seconds will those two dogs be on a platter let me see how big are they they're pretty small well let me give you a clue he's retired from the game recently and it's big deal it's a big we we had a huge announcement ships in a bowl for it yeah big deal here do you want

to hear something else of his hey i'll give you do i know this person yoshi of course you do oh this is the most fun i've ever had i think yoshi identified you don't know who that i hold on i'll get you i want i definitely want you to be able to i don't want to give away too much right but i want you to be able to get this because you deserve to get this right let me see do you do you recognize this i eat the ass and pussy all the time i got nothing wait that's me right yeah that's you wait other one was me no why i'm confused now the reason i like jerking off while licking my having a girl licking my balls from my angle while she's licking my

balls i'm punching her fucking stupid face wow uh those were the angry days um well let's let's give him another hint jeans i don't know if he can it's not rocko right wow ding ding ding it was wow winner winner chicken dinner you got it yeah it's rocko's to friday rocko the great rock weird because i was talking to my friend last day this was brave i'm sorry i might see him next month so really he's in town next month i think for rocko yeah you're going to see him i think we're supposed to go dinner or something like that wait how does that work out how does i think we're going to dinner what happened with rocko my friend steve i saw a movie with him last night at the sinna family and he told me rocko's going to be here next month

and he'll invite me do you think he might remember me i met him at wrestle peters taping a while ago but you were like this years ago no i'm serious i had a really nice conversation with him he's very charming he told me about his hungarian wife and his childhood sexual stories it was very nice very nice do you want to have him on the show if you i'd love to yeah we would love to have him on the show i'll ask that might be don't don't get my hopes up because you know it'll be easier if how about you give my number okay it'll be easier if you guys will go to him in the in the corner of a recorder i think that's more realistic well we're we we should say we're very into moving it out of here so we might not be doing it here so we could have him come to an office

jeans yeah play the other one um the clip about my pussy talking oh yeah maybe he knows who that is oh yeah because he's really he knows a lot you know who this is you think you think you can get rocko to come to us maybe it's easier if you go through him i'll be honest with you yeah yeah where will he be you think in the valley in the valley because he'll be filming there every day filming he's retired is that official it's a big announcement official press release on avian news and everything maybe he's directing now and not performing is that is that a possibility oh she uh i've i heard that yesterday actually that he was performing but he'll be filming in the valley i don't know how keen he is to come

down here he's just like jay z he says he's retiring and then he's back in the game just to create excitement how do how realistic is that i mean it was a big long statement man did you not you didn't read this we read it on the show was very kind of heartbreaking for us it's funny that you guys follow rocko of course we love rocko safredi angel from angels fallatio secrets we follow her a rocko let's see in a statement this is jules this is april 2015 this is very recent it is a it's like it's a full page long thing he said i had two months to think about my future simply i could see my priority has changed something in my life has changed i know he i know he did some real tv show in europe like italian version big brother or something hold on hold on i don't

know what's going on um all right we had an emergency break there everything's okay um yeah this is this is in the statement it says this is the only truth i really love my wife and at one point it does not matter how much money you make or what kind of work you do you need to make decisions the right ones for the people who love you and deserve love from you this is in april so i thought i thought this was and believe me i love rocko he's he's always been nice to me but but he's been fucking in front of a camera for like 20 25 years during the air oh yeah so i mean but this was a is a retirement announcement so i thought it was i don't think he'll stop directing because they he probably still need income right for sure yeah yeah wow well let's hope you're right i mean how

would you rate him as a performer in in the business yeah one of the greatest for sure with personality he's the biggest star all time really absolutely there's not even close would you say he's a strong performer yes for sure how strong i mean i i think of all the years i've watched i think only two people even come close his performance probably manuel ferrero and nacho bidon before nacho got crazy taking steroids and shit you know he looks crazy right does he look kind of crazy did it affect his build i think the steroid did it but um out of the three the guy with the most raw rawness it's it's probably nacho i mean he he's like fucking animal he grew up in like pig farm in spain and three it's funny three european guys are the three strongest

performer because they didn't grow up with shame like the way we do over here it's it's not that we don't have talents over here um but it is true most of the talents are european or canadian and if it's american they're probably black and most of them probably got out of prison right yeah i'm just being honest with you yeah because what career option do you have when you have felony and things like that like who who would you say is the strongest convicted felon performer black convicted or just felon felon performer in your opinion maybe felon might be too strong a word but a lot of them do have criminal record but i don't remember any of them were like a serious like violent crime it's probably drug related like who's who has that kind

of stuff there was a guy named i hope i'm i mean i'm don't get mad if i'm wrong with him for me but there was a black guy named boz and i know boz he's with the pie players crew yeah yeah my friend he could he could suck his own dick right i heard of this gentleman yeah my friend used to edit his films there's i listened to that one that was very good and it made me laugh because i compliment with that guy while he did for uh justin slayer i get his when your friends done with this movie i take the movie and work on dvd i'm not getting it wow wow because everything he said like exactly i realized that you said that guy's name and then my wife was like he's with the pipe players yeah it's only because my our mutual friend edits and i've i've seen clips of

this gentleman's work every time i go to my friend's house you know when you say this nonsense all i feel like doing is like don't be afraid and just shut the fuck up it's not my dad yes japanese guy fan today that's really really rude i know i know not to get my own soundboard in this new place but those guys are pretty cool guys yeah yeah they're very respectful yeah because even if you're fucking white girl you know you don't want to give them opportunity for them to call the cops or something you know what i mean i mean you always have to be fearful of that but yeah so just a slayer do you like bows or boz whatever is there i never met him but he's a great performer he did one for justin slayer and called boz i think it was just him fucking bunch

of white girls because her your editor friend told me that boz once i could put his penis in a woman and at the same time lean down and eat her out yeah as he has tick in her i've seen it yeah i've worked on dvd yeah but he's i don't think he's a very tall guy either wow well that's an interesting but your three top your top three performers are rocko no i'm not saying they're no i know i know but i'm saying you said rocko nacho yeah manuel frera right now pound to pound it's probably still have to be uh manuel frera because it's a lot younger than rocko right right in terms of all time i would say rocko is probably like the babe ruth a porn really seriously because manuel was a very shy guy which is interesting a lot of those guys are

shy but rocko have bigger than life personality he's a he's actually very tall and he's really into his into his job right because um and he has them in telling the in figure physicality to do it you know wow you think his enthusiasm for it makes up for the small penis like is that does he have a small penis is doesn't he isn't it pretty small christina did you fart i feel like i'm smelling something no i did not fart i did not fart i don't know who this guy is that you're referring to i'm not talking about rocko right now oh i thought you were talking about the nacho uh fella oh rocko is an amazing performer i'm familiar with many of his films or just some of his clips that i've seen online yeah so yeah the entire you know this is a prototypical rocko safari scene um he was in russia

it's illegal to film porn in russia now so they they got the fuck out of st petersburg but when he was living there filming porn um they were on the boat and he didn't pay attention and he was standing on top of the boat i think yeah he had his head uh oh my gosh and they were going under the bridge right and i mean he looked really fucked up and flooded everywhere but you know what he went back he went back work you know finish the scene yeah there's no crying porn tom right yeah so but yeah he um you know i mean everybody think it's it's it's a fun thing to do but it's still work i mean there's times you have to fuck a girl that he's not into and poor guy yeah yeah maybe she smells there's a little bit of that weird stuff too sure but he's been doing since what

mid eighties i think that yeah that'd be 30 years of doing this that's pretty incredible i mean i what a legacy i admire the guy like you would if i could meet him again and shake his hand and tell him how many girls do you think because a lot of girls probably did one or two scenes of all the thousands that have been in a movie or something with him you know like there's like not the career girls how many of them were never the same after one one afternoon with rocko don't you think he he like re aligned some women i don't know though i mean if you look at what performers like jules who had two and her three and her yeah i was just one i know but have you seen how he what he can do he it's oh i've seen it yes i'm familiar it's not it's not a walk in the park

he he loves he loves women yeah so he will only do scenes with a girl as far as she'll let him but like he's also paying attention to what he's not trying to hurt the girl either you know he's like i don't know why i'm blanking because i used to make him but um so he used to have a line called animal trainer and yeah animal trainer um a lot of dog leashes right yeah you know new girls i mean he knows when the it's too much for her then he's not going to go crazy on her right he's not into hurting the girl right no no he wants to be positive still yeah you don't want to have that reputation you know and uh there are some guys out there with that reputation right yes oh for sure that they like hurting the girls

yeah i mean i i'm still trying to have a pretty good relationship no no i'm not asking you to out them i'm okay i'll give you example this guy broke this multiple times i keep hearing he said he has to have it a breaking girl's jaw oh my god that's not cool wait from like punching him no just just for driving the dick and like okay you know that is not cool honestly it wasn't until and this is like this goes for almost all the moments in this scene it wasn't until somebody was actually there telling me you have two in you or you have three in you that like it actually kind of clicked and i'm like oh my god this is actually happening i'm proud of myself who is that sounds familiar right sounds familiar is it jules you got it yeah it is her that is her

i always liked her um my favorite scene favorite scene with her was when she was in the movie called midnight prowl and they go drive around picking up guys and i think that this particular episode so she went to like local porn shop to pick up guys but what made me like she was so beautiful this is the pre boob job you know she looks so young unlike barely 18 or something you know beautiful girl and she did this scene with this guy named mike solovan right and i was i was taking back because she started eating his ass out you know like she's such a beautiful girl like oh my god already licking this solovents harry jew hole you know what i mean that's something you don't do and she did it with smile she's you know she smiles a lot she laughs a lot but it was funny like she was like

my ass like my ass yeah like it but that's something you reserve for like a 30 year old performer is what you're saying like not like a young fresh 18 year old performer that that's a bag of tricks that you you unleash later in life it just seemed like analangas is like popular now like yeah even rappers are talking about it which is surprising because black people think to be they're not into that stuff well at least yeah publicly religion right and wow yeah that's something right i don't know i didn't know we were going to talk about porn today what no it's just fun to catch up with you on this yeah why are you yeah no but i do i'll work on it my apple smell huh now i'll talk to a couple of my friends and make sure it happened with you guys you should

so this love that this scene you're talking about the jewels was just immediately eating that harry not immediately but i do remember like wow such a pretty girl you know she's had so much enthusiasm you know yeah just ducking right into it and she was laughing the whole time this pretty girl's always into my butthole oh can you imagine you know she no i don't want to see the hair on his face imagine what it looks like in between that buck that's not good it's just like this could you imagine yoshi when he wipes he just mashes the brown against all that fur oh i know and he doesn't shower after he makes well stop it i do too i go straight from brown to shower do you do that or do you why are you hearing this right now

i go i i brown i wipe like a person yeah and then you go on then i shower she goes brown no wipe right into the shower what do you think of that well i mean you're gonna get cleaned either way right thank you so you don't wipe me i wipe unless i run out of toilet paper then what what can you do yeah but that's a totally different scenario that's an emergency situation yeah what i'm talking about non-emergency situation i i will always wipe yeah thank you but i feel like my way is cleaner your honor he said he was always white but wouldn't you say that the asians are cleaner than us in general like how do you wipe your bum bum in asia when you make a brown you well if you're in china you have to carry toilet paper because they don't provide

a public but they're animals right i'm not gonna fast chinese i have i i already have a name that will get me killed in asia i'm not gonna say that i love the chinese okay sorry about world war two so what about in uh korea what about it i don't know i'm just asking you difference different they wipe they wipe it just we use traditional toilet seats yeah which is actually healthier for you the toilet the lower or lower seat you know you you squat yeah your body was meant to do it yeah that's why they have the squatty potty now yeah so in japan they have that oh yeah squatty potty and they they have those those amazing star trek toilet seats you know you could play music and shoot water up your ass and shoot warm water and perfume see you know that's

kind of what i'm doing except in our shower like i'm shooting the water on it so crazy i don't know what it is i think guys not wiping sounds disgusting but it doesn't bother me the chicks not wiping thank you because i don't have a bunch of hair and gross and my dumps are half a fraction the size of his tom how often do you shit on yourself on myself no no i mean i mean you know what i mean like daily i bet you you don't get back home on time when driving home and like in your pants every week i bet no that never happens really where i don't get like i have to shit and i'm not i just like yours that close no okay what about you it just seemed like lately like once or twice a year i don't know what's going on where you my friend jerked me off and like i i almost what what what

your friend what he dropped me off in my place oh no he didn't drop shit on me no i thought you said my friend jerked me off i heard i totally heard my friend jerked me off drop me off okay this is such a pro asian show it's totally so asian yeah so your friend dropped you off and then you had a dookie in you no i thought i was going to make it to the toilet and like fucking the place i'm staying four locks no and i dropped a key grab it i'm about to unlock the third one and like must slide i mean oh i'm 40 at the time i was 45 years on this this is what i do oh man what was good yesterday i didn't make it i mean i was you know it was ugly i had to go and you know i got i misread the sign in the hotel yeah and had to go down the

stairs and i i was squeezing the cheeks going down the stairs yeah and then went into one of these places you know where they you know you're rushed in but it's one of these handicapped stalls it's an extra five feet before you get to the yeah and it's five feet too far five feet too far isn't my dad shit his shit himself walking into the bathroom i've never done it i've never shit myself i've sharded on an airplane to africa that was the first time but i've never shit myself you went to africa yeah we went to south africa for oh i think you're gonna say compton he's so racist wow you taught us how to be raised oh that's right so wait a minute do you feel like in this age now what are you're 42 43 i'm 46 46 you look amazing god you look like you're

26 you shit yourself more often now i i get all the confidence when i'm driving back like oh it's only 10 miles or whatever and of course there's some traffic 40 minutes later like you know i'm puddle of shit i don't mean to yeah of course no nobody means to and i think one time i was house sitting russell peters place and i went to garage and like okay i made it no problem one of those his fucking friends locked the bottom stairs door so i couldn't get in they got to hop on the car drive to local restaurant it was too late and i had to drive back with shitty pants i put in the garbage can but when russell heard i threw his like really nice jeans that he gave me like he spent like 150 he got me he made me get it out of the garbage can four days later

so it's already hard so i have to watch like 12 times or something oh oh jeez it looked like i had to watch it 12 times that's really disgusting oh um look we got all into porn right away yeah but what i meant to do yes sir is catch up with you right we don't know anything about your life what's been happening i mean what have you been up to we haven't seen you in this long where have you been i've seen you guys in between yeah but coming here spent two years yeah that's so crazy was that so long time i remember when you came and you were you were leaving the the company you worked for you had like major beef with them right i got fired yeah yeah but you were really upset i'm so pissed at him yeah you're pissed at people but the guy who fired me he's dead he

died um well year ago yeah it'll be one year next month or something like that one year next month yeah he's dead yeah yeah all right well that's pretty cool well one month he's dead one month after i got fired when i found out he lied about me as i'm driving out of that after talking to my friend about it i found out the lies and i'm driving out of there and just screamed like i hope you get fucking cancer in the car and sure enough six months later i found out that he he actually had a cancer oh i'm laughing and a couple of my friends asked me are you happy like i'm not i'm not happy i didn't give him a cancer you know no you didn't and all this sympathies for him and i didn't like that but um i would much prefer he live with cancer for like

next 10 years i agree make it agonizing pain then that would have made me happy but yeah um yeah so that was the funny portion everyone yeah that was pretty funny um but what have you been doing i know we talked briefly about this you've been doing some medical testing right yeah i do stand up in medical testing and i don't think we ever talked about it um we talked about it off the show yeah that you go you go into these well i mean i don't think people know a lot about them but so every time you see medication market one time another they try it on animals then human right right and every time you see like commercial for medication in commercial medicine why why is it so funny i'm sorry go ahead so go ahead so so sometimes when you see commercials and like radio

newspaper magazine and tv they have those you know yeah might cause dizziness shortness yeah yeah so prior to selling them uh fda have to approve them so they have to try on people oh my god so i'm the guinea pig so you volunteer for this yeah they pay they pay really well now can i ask you in like without you don't have to give us exact this for that yeah but what's the ballpark of payment for how much of someone's time in other words is most medical testing three days seven days ten days the longest one i did was 20 days and i think that was close to six grand oh wow oh that's pretty good it's a good chunk of change okay you have to stay there and short term what are the short ones like or typical ones uh the short one that the shortest one i did was like three nights

but afterwards you have to show up every week for next two months you never worry about the side effects no any of these none of them no because i have a high tolerance for danger like like i go to afghanistan for vacation right so my my my notes are dangerous different but it's really funny because i you meet first of all they should be checking for criminal records and i've been to this facility like some of these motherfuckers are like criminals i mean yeah you know some of the patients yeah um but i i like i get bored easily so this is really interesting to me you know i've i've done three different facilities and how do you get to spend your days um you're completely free to do whatever you want until they you know they call you for lunch snack and they take your

blood and they might take blood up to like eight to twelve times a day a day yeah i'm used to it yeah like um but like what it gives me born or because that's like it get closer to getting paid yeah and every medical lab i finish i go down to you on it to reward myself with hookers for real sports gambling yeah so that gave me me like okay 10 more days to go five more days two more days and like every day like okay every time i get blood draw i get snack uh three more blood draws lunch two more blood draw snack three more than dinner oh my god so your days are pretty long it can be long yeah but you can sleep in you can sleep in as long as you want or not yeah they'll wake you and is it a nice room that you stay in depends on the facility i don't want to because i want to

right now don't don't write about but i'm saying without getting specific some of them are nice some of them are not some of them are not yeah are the nice ones do you have options like let's say you could go work out you could watch tv like there's things to do you can watch there's wi-fi every one of them have wi-fi they're great and um the place that i like to go in anaheim very nice you know they're amazing you get to know them you talk to them i have so many medical questions it might drive them crazy but do you get do you find out before you go in that like hey so this thing is let's say 10 days yeah and you get $3,000 right and they go where this medicine is used to treat blank yeah they'll say like this is for rheumatoid arthritis i've done three times

of that one headache medication testosterone one lactose intolerant old timers um bunch of other ones but it's like they give you like 50 to 70 pages of these things they tell you that you're supposed to read it i i don't of course i don't waste my fucking time what do i look like a fucking amateur right they have a page it's like this may cause heart attack seizure death all that bullshit i don't waste my time reading i just want to know when do you need me how much does it pay sure and that's it you have no more questions i don't give a shit i'm going to do it no matter what what is the you're the best what is what's the worst side effect you've had if any from any of these medications i haven't i don't i haven't had anything yet nothing not one thing now is it possible

wow is it possible to be given the placebo because i imagine some people some study have that but they don't obviously they don't tell you right but you're not given the placebo every well maybe oh she gets lucky and maybe that's why you know maybe i think i've had studies where placebo maybe one or two of them but rest of it it's um it's the actual drugs you know have you been in the facility when some or like word gets out about somebody having a really bad side effect during the test so far no not once not once oh wow wow now they've had incidents because of course i did a lot of readings on this yeah um i think in indianapolis i um i forgot which big pharmaceutical company and this is the kind of stuff you know we could talk about

your philosophy one but they grab a bunch of homeless people and i don't think they adequately i don't know why i'm laughing they grab homeless people they grab a bunch of homeless people and didn't exactly tell them uh what's in the drug that's why uh now it's under regulation for certain ethical procedures and i don't know what they're called but they have to tell you what what could happen to you you know but um and of course in england there was a study within a few minutes of taking it people started having seizures like one one person's hands and feet turn black and start freezing lost four fingers and like i think one person even died um but there's been history of these terrible practices in past like infamous ones are done in um

infamous one they put a bunch of these retarded people in freezer for like three days i don't know why they put retarded people in freezer for three fucking days i don't know why i don't know why i'm laughing but because it's funny it's three days what what's the test for i don't know but i remember they put retards in freezer for some some reason and they did the study in uh in alabama they they you know if they infected those uh black people with syphilis and they never told them right yeah in Puerto Rico they did with mother like influenza like it was just terrible thing after another and they put retards in a freezer yeah i don't know why um and during world war two the nazis and and there's infamous unit for japanese and mantry i think oh my god they

did some horrible horrible medical lab testings and they're both obsessed with twins and midgets twins because they would put uh all kinds of crazy medical procedures they will cut them out the nazis and will cut them up when they're alive i mean on and on so um of course we want medication to help people live longer but now they have all this ethical practices why you have to fall position but in before it is absolutely terrible i mean we did some i mean we like to point fingers to the nazi but we did some horrible horrible shit well the cia was testing lsd on people who didn't know they were being dosed uh john lily i think he used to do studies on dolphins given the lsd and things like that but dolphins don't need to be on lsd um it's pretty wild i don't remember

the book but there was i started laughing when they put retarded people in a freezer i don't even know like well i mean if you're doing it for comedy then yes i get it but there's like there's a book here and the chapter is called the mentally retarded um capital punishment america balance examination i think it has something maybe about there's i mean there's a whole chapter on retarded people i mean i think there was a supreme court case too oliver holmes he said three generation of imbeciles enough like they force retarded people to have um force um what is the surgery to prevent sterilization yeah and there was a big case because this one mentally impaired person want to have a child but um the supreme courts and no you're not allowed to do that oh wow yeah that

seems pretty wild i mean were they totally totally like total full retard or partial partial i think but uh i'm literally that the phrase was in the supreme court decision was three generation of a retard or imbeciles is enough so so so they sterilize force them to have three generations is enough yeah oh that's so they made them they made them sterile yeah force them yeah oh shoot so you don't care what it's for you'll go do it well i mean i had what's the least you've been paid to test medication well that this this lactose intolerant they're supposed to pay me 500 they never pay me this motherfuckers in the canuga part wait so how did how did they get away with not paying you where i send you copies email they're they're trying to sue them but they're fine on bankruptcy

well i didn't understand the email you forwarded an email yeah but i didn't understand it wasn't laid out clearly what if you go down there's a link where you i'm supposed to put my name and they're gonna have a lawsuit so so this is lactose intolerant asian thing to be lactose intolerant right so they they make me take this medication every day for three months and every day i have to draw pictures of what my shit looks like so i have to keep shit diary right this is amazing you have to take pictures or draw a picture draw pictures why not just take a photo well sometimes i'm lazy so like i'll take shit what uh what my shit looks like at the end of the week i'll draw pictures of what my shit looks like they'll ask like how much flatulence did i have that day did i

burp that day and have to draw pictures of shit then every two weeks i have to go laugh with my little plastic container with my shit in it what what oh wait i'm gonna tell you exactly what causes that kind of fart you have to collect your own so yes so here's a weird thing they give you these true triangles so they give me these true triangles right okay so you put the one triangle one direction on the toilet seat and you put the other triangle right so it looks like it looks like a star of david on my toilet seat okay and you put at this plastic contents in the middle of it and you supposed to hover on top of it and then shit into it that's hard that you got yeah it's like a battleship i gotta i gotta put a shit in there but sometimes i miss so i have to redo

and if i can't do it i gotta scoop the shit from the toilet seat and sometimes my shit is too long it looks like a uh remember it's sticking out a container like lockless monster right so i have to bring my used chopstick and trying to break it into half oh my god eat that poo poo now then i have to put it ask you is is our asians 100% lactose intolerant a lot of them i don't want to say 100 percent but there's a lot of are you all right i went and just hopefully not qualify and sure not i guess i am i didn't know that yeah okay so one time i drove to the middle class my car broke down so i'm walking to the lab i go to denny's i was hungry i ate and went to the medical lab and it goes where is your stew and i forgot at the denny's so i had to walk back to denny's oh my god

and when i went there i asked did you see did i did you see the bag i left it over here and the lady gave me such a dirty look and i could tell she went through my bag probably opened the container she saw she probably i mean they would look that she gave me like yeah she saw my shit right it was a good one too it's stunk did you get it back yeah they gave it to me and i did that for three months and they never fucking paid me dude why were they offering 500 for three months didn't that turn you off or you could you could do that when you don't have money like what choice do you have right right right well and you could do it in addition to other stuff i bet right because yeah but sometimes you don't the medical life doesn't always work when

you want them you know like you can't do one until one month after you do the last study oh you got to clean your sister oh yeah but what i do is i try to go to uh medical lab b and c did you follow up with them like did they give you answers about your payment like or i keep bothering they literally stole my shit they never paid me oh wow so we're we're trying to sue and other people didn't get paid as well no they're they're uh oh what is it what are they called they're gone now but i should have checked their yoke records just shit i mean they didn't pay people i didn't even know how did their medication affect your shits you're always like feel like you're gonna have that year when you when you that is the worst feeling now oh my gosh can i ask you something i

mean i know like when you're hard up for money have you ever considered doing porn yourself i mean it's like a business you've been a part of and there's no money yeah no unless you're a manual frera i there's no he makes good money oh my yeah what about like what i think he's one of the few he's one of the few heterosexual guys that get paid more than girls sometimes wow that's saying a lot but i'm trying to like webcam stuff there has to be why don't you do like an asian little little web boy yeah there's no money in that really you like do you want do you want your um hairless asian twink to sit here and jerk his dick for you yeah you just have to jerk off in in front of there's no way why not they give you coins and stuff and it's you know it turns into

money why don't you do that you're considering it i can see it no no no there's no money in that have you tried i mean do you know i think it probably work if i was 18 or something no buddy you look young no i okay so this medical lab it's so embarrassing whenever they're looking for asian studies i'm the oldest one barely qualify because i'm the fatty my bmi is so high really you look great when i go in top i only qualify many of them i'm not a kidding i had to take my shoes off jeans off t-shirt up i barely wait the weight yeah it's so embarrassing all the asian people like they're so fit and skinny but yeah i literally have to take what are you way because you're a big guy for asian guy too right i'm six feet quarter inches and i think i'm like 180 that's it yeah you're

tiny that's no but only okay so last one last one this is so embarrassing last october they had asian said it was good money like six thousand six thousand six five hundred maybe and i had i i had to lose weight because my bmi was way too high yeah i have to lose i went from 207 to 178 in 25 days what how did you do it i walked between 15 to 18 15 to 20 miles a day i can't i'm that's so far and that's so far hot down and eating and i tried to even like you know those what do you what do you what do you call that girls to stick their fingers their mouth trying to throw up i tried it i couldn't even do it i'm so much respectful girls that could do that i tried so hard i was so desperate so much respect for them i was so fat

like i had walking 15 18 miles i had to a great diet though it sounds like it works maybe you could do this with me would you drop from from 207 to 178 wow that you should start a diet program you make so much money i was i i'm not kidding i cried a couple nights it was during like Thanksgiving week because i was sitting on the couch my friend urney and my friend urney and chris was sitting next to me and they go urney goes oh my god chris you need to try this chicken they're passing in front of me and they forgot like i only thing i could eat was like oatmeal and salad you cried this night i was so hungry my hands were shaking because i was so addicted to sugar and salt sorry so how did you figure out what so it's so bad because you gain so much

weight because when you take salt you drink more water you retain yeah but yeah and it's it's hard to walk in l.a because every block in a lot of places junk food yeah oh my god every time i see people eating man it's just like i wasn't it wasn't physical pain so sorry it was oatmeal apple and water and that's it yeah and coffee coffee is great because it's suppressed appetite sure i'm surprised your kidneys didn't fail on you or it's i mean it's not good it's not a healthy yeah it's not a good idea so after a lot it's like so every time you do the study studies you're in a room with a bunch of guys we don't even talk about women we always talk about man what we're gonna get the first thing first item we're gonna eat when we get out of there really

that yeah what can i ask you this because you mentioned i remember a while ago that you always get hookers abroad and you're saying your favorite places and that you know people always talk about Amsterdam but you mentioned Germany was like your go-to you had a city there that you loved right and then now you're mentioning tiwana is tiwana a newer stop for you like a more recent i mean it's closer well i know that but i mean had you gone traditionally or is that more recent i've been going there last four five years so that is recent yeah and i like i like tiwana because mostly for sports betting it's legal down there yeah so like i go i heard vegas you could do that in two but you don't have that cheap legal prostitution either there okay okay so it has

the right combination yeah and sometimes undesirable entertainment when you see people getting shot i think that once uh five six years ago are you serious yeah because uh it was it was not quite right like right district but we were driving to there i think i went to see bowl fighting maybe there's worse i don't remember where i was at but we were driving to red light district and you start hearing people like shots in shot and i saw somebody getting shot like holy fuck and just try fucking try fast get the fuck out yeah that's dangerous place but um did you i don't think cartels really want to go and have americans get shot yeah yeah that's not good in the red light district yeah but but so i you know you said in i remember in europe they were your friends you

send like christmas cards sure send them gift one the ones with kids how about the mexican ones is a different it's hard because a lot of them don't speak english i don't speak spanish okay so is it very you're down to business when you're there yeah it's funny it's interesting every other mexican girl i get she's got a cut in her stomach what kind of surgery is that cesarean yeah i don't know why i think it's funny but um they're very sweet girls yeah hong kong club is the place to go absolutely hong kong club yeah it's the best one it's it looks like strip club but you could pick up girl and hotels are upstairs oh that works yeah it's convenient very now i don't want to get too much into your business but you again you've said it on the show that you were really most into

at least you said before is going providing oral to these to those girls in europe same for mexican girls yeah why would i stop i don't i don't know i just wanted checking um i don't have a fear of that at all no really but do you understand other people's fear or no you think it's an irrational fear i mean white people climb mountains and go into the cage with sharks like i i think that's crazy but i have friends yell at me for like anilingus and things like that but um i i would think twice when i'm going down and if you smell something weird now it's like sweaty after working out that's one thing but there are certain smells that like yeah i think there's something internally wrong but i don't want to i don't want to be mean to the girl and say well plus i can't

speak spanish that there's something wrong with the smell you know panoche you know something right yeah it's it's maybe tom you can teach him the phrase yeah i eat the ass and pussy all the time i got nothing yeah so far um well you think that you know yoshi's a risk taker he doesn't he's not afraid of medical testing what makes you think he's afraid of going down on where they fail i mean what is the worst that you could get down there can you say that what well fail really fail well well fail fail smells bad i don't think i or you could say apesta apesta apesta means stinks oh that see that's not nice he wants to be nice the lady so wait but when you get i don't think a lot of a lot when you get the signal yeah something's wrong from from the bad smell yeah you don't want

to be rude do you still change your game plan in other words do you still do exactly what you were going to do or do you modify that i i depends how bad it is but when it's bad bad if it's like if it's like so i had i just had a girl sunday she did have a little musty smell to it that didn't bother me okay but it was did she did she clean herself i can't remember she made me clean myself it didn't bother me but there's certain other smell like oh my god there there's definitely something going on yeah there's something internally wrong and do you guys make sweet love after you perform your kisses down there well not when they're smelling like that i mean i

still have sex with of course i have a condom one thank god oh god okay yeah but it's it's a different animal what what about a dental dam have you ever considered using that no okay i mean what is the worst i could get like i know hepatitis oral herpes hepatitis um thrush i would say the worst would probably be the hepatitis yeah though very treatable you know right you could well i i find out hepatitis c is now curable curable now oh wow this is great $80,000 if you have it what some pharmaceutical company in san diego will treat you find cure for it last year and these are the information i get from them oh wow so i don't that means i qualify for all the studies that tells me i'm healthy because they check for everything oh that

oh that's good so you know that you're okay yeah this i'm really really hopefully for my age or something wow and you've been with so many hookers yeah that's really incredible but they they i i don't get street hookers anymore that that would be a little concern but these facilities they have to check every every week or something because they they work there you don't get street hookers anymore what do you mean you used to get street hookers sure you mean different from like going to like the hong kong club hong kong club is like a place regulated by the government you have to get medical checkup with your blood oh and you used to just get like street walkers long time ago well let me see when was the last time i had street hookers i think about i think i

did get straight hooker in t1 even for me and like why i was really drunk to do that because they're really cheap yeah it might cost your life but it's still really cheap to get yeah but this is not a very funny episode this i'm enjoying the hell out okay i i think it's hilarious yeah this is great now but if you go the street hooker it sounds like there's a different level of safety the or precaution that you'll take will you go down on a street hooker yeah okay i did it but but i haven't had anything but i'm not going to do that again good boy yeah maybe not um what about what condoms you do use with street hookers oh yeah okay yeah you shouldn't stick it in there with that one for any for any hookers really well i depends on depends on my mood and because

sometimes the girl asks like you could fuck me without a condom if you're serious did i say that everything's negotiable sometimes when when um when you try to do something and the girl's like cool with it i'm a little taken back but i got a pretty good feel for it like you could tell you could tell like which one you could kiss you know it could be really cool is like if you wanted no if you were to offer like a a yoshi led tour to teowana funny funny you said that because i've had i've been down there with the listeners of this podcast and uh talking shit where i get emails and hey we're afraid to go down there we will pay we'll we'll pay you money or it'll be money and we'll get you a hooker if you just uh take us down there and i found a great idea if i was in

the game i would think it'd be so fun to go with you somewhere like that yeah i could do it like this is a good bar to go a beer beer is a dollar uh uh beer and this place is listen if you're out there if that's your thing and you want to party in teowana send a message to yoshi dumb yoshi at gmail.com dumb yoshi at gmail.com but you've got to treat him he's your guide you put him up you pay for his beers you pay for his ass eating and and have a good time with yoshi yeah party with him yeah it'd be a good time and if you're really afraid the hong kong club is the safest one to go and they have the prettiest girls and it's pretty amazing and they have a service where uh they'll pick you up in limousine in uh san ni sejero which is the last city before teowana pick you up

bip you don't have to deal with it and you they take you straight to the border and have a passport have a passport and if you don't have a passport it that probably add like a couple more hours to cross the border wow yeah get a passport there's a yeah they used to just take your driver's license but i'm assuming it's strictly they they want passport yeah wow this is i mean can i can i tell you one more thing i'm gonna allow because i think this might be interesting so please in porno these these guys who want to get into business they can get in and how they get in is i have a really hot girl she will only fuck me on the film that's how they get in right so you know these losers will bring their hot girlfriends get into porn

i thought that was the lowest of the low right so medical lab i've seen medical lab these guys will bring their girlfriends they hey babe you know going for 20 days we'll get enough money for rent or whatever right so i thought that was the lowest thing i've seen porno in medical lab i saw even lower lower than that way lower than that so at the medical lab i went i was standing outside for the break this lady is certain socioeconomic background used a lot of fucking mother fucker and other every other lines because she was talking to her kids sometimes there's medication specifically for kids so they need kids for medical lab there's mother brought her three kids for medical lab and you could tell these kids they want to

do it they don't want to go to a facility for two days you know taking friends to insurable whatever whatever medication so like shut the fuck up you know you do you do exactly what they write so they bring the kids like eight nine ten years old whatever they don't want to do it but the mom's forcing them to do it wow and to me like cool mom that there's gotta be some kind of bioethical something you your philosophy measure there's gotta be but like i look at that like holy fuck sending the kids it's unethical i i would dare say illegal uh to make a child do something not in their medical interest that's pretty uh but you see medication for kids so some but they have to test them kids yeah that's terrible but not americans right hopefully

they test them third world children yeah brown kids and oh my god it's it's so crazy like americans it's so crazy well you should write a book on this oh they're making a movie and in tv series i heard are you going by the way to do medical testing again soon um i'm i didn't care i they're supposed to be i was supposed to do a nasal infection studies so they put a contraption in your nose and stick this thing in your nose for like six seven days but um there were too many people and like i didn't qualify and i think i'm doing intestinal infection or something study so i'm waiting like i have like a book or agent so they call me like hey you you have an agent sorry i'm sorry it's funny you know how uh open microsoft porn like hey do you have a gig or whatever so like whenever we're doing this

medical lab so like we're like three or four days before we finish we're already talking like like we're listening like hey you know any other studies are already like you know plotting for another study and sometime when somebody's like this is a study for hepatitis C like fuck i don't call like be thankful you don't have hepatitis C but some of these guys they get mad when they don't have a specific ailment right they don't qualify right jesus god um i got uh i got some great um steven segal audio let's hear it i love steven segal i met him with jim norton you did yeah how long ago eight years ago at the friars club jim you know jim have to take picture with him so we waited and um he was cool he was he laughed when i talked to him in

my uh local dialogue ozuka ben because he speak that i mean he speaks unbelievable japanese he does he's yeah really he used to live there live there a long time his sensei say they used to travel in the downtown wasaka looking for biggest guy he used to get fist fight and used to get beat up but after a while unbeatable i mean he started kicking the shit out of people he was so good geez yeah steven segal i mean his japanese amazing wow i would never have guessed he lived there for a long time yeah he uh he's got a half japanese kids yeah he does oh i didn't know that yeah um i'm up the lies so i'm amazing unbelievable have you seen maximum conviction no i haven't seen one of his more recent films on netflix yeah his recent work is really something you should check it out

it's very what's that movie it's something siege under siege under siege yeah what's her name is in it from knocked up from knocked up yeah that's main star the girl um she has a bad kind of bad reputation that heigl yeah i can't yeah she was she played like his niece or daughter or something oh really uh part two yeah that was really good he um uh he's become really good friends with vladimir putin the um that's right they both love judo and akito yes um russian president very benevolent cool leader um yeah and they're they're really cool and anyways segal did this um this interview with michael shavallo the voice fantastic guy commentator for mma and he did he said this is he's just he's so ridiculous i can't even here's a clip well actually i started studying

karate at a very young age he's definitely the guy who's always gonna pronounce it you know it's hundred percent correct you're right yeah yeah age i um sort of lied about my age and got a job washing dishes at a uh restaurant i think it's called the wagon wheel or something like that and um there was a uh a cook there because back then in america you didn't really have dojos around you didn't have people teaching kung fu and you know korean arts and kung fu and there it is again and he's in japanese so he just didn't have it they were all sort of underground or quietly teaching and uh one of the cooks there was a guy called sakamoto sensei and he was a shodokan guy and an okinawan shodin

guy and he saw that when i was washing the dishes and moving around that that i moved very fast and loved the martial arts and one of the other so there's a couple things going on there one is that the guy saw how fast he washed dishes right he's like such a fantastical story that i could see in a segaul movie like look how fast that guy cleans those dishes he might have something because that was a what was something siege that's under siege yeah he's a chef he's a dishwasher yeah he's a dishwasher so he took it from the script yeah yeah he's like i was a fast dishwasher and he is the slowest talker in the world because he assumes that everybody's hanging on his every word like what's that you hear that that crazy vocal fry this and then i

started from him for many years and then finally uh found someone who could teach me aikido is very i mean what that's that's textbook vocal fry that's so ridiculous that is terrible did you know he was polygamous for a few days a few months no polygamous no he was married to this japanese woman and was transitioning to kelly lavok but he married her but the divorce in japan with her was not official yet so technically at that time he was married to two women wow good for him i'm sure he justified that in his steven segaul he um he's very involved with the uh you know because of his relationship with putin um you

know he's become he's in the headlines now as having brokered some of the meetings between um official state department people in the united states and their equivalents in russia and they asked him you know in a different interview why he was tapped for that but he also believes that i have insight into the culture the heart of russia and the people who are running the country in some ways that's his opinion anyway we were both concerned about not only the boston bombies but anti-terrorism or terrorism in general and um we he asked me if uh i had any opinions on this and i said well wasn't he some reality show where he he's literally a cop in alaska or something no in louisiana louis and then he moved to arizona he's doing it there yeah he's um he's out of his

fucking mind he's like a you know badge carrying sheriff's deputy in louisiana i believe that really facebook and spetsnaz uh are some of the world's leading experts on on on terrorism and i believe now the russians love them they love them because they like anybody beating people up and when i was in afghanistan they like even though they hate america they love so best just as long movies aren't she wasn't a good movie she was stevens ago did you see his recent um class like his performance class kind of thing he taught in russia where it was he came out in his black eye with his black facial hair and his black head wrap and he put on an aikido demo for everyone did you see it can he still do it he looks so overweight he is an

absolute bloated mess but you should see the um he still could do it well he sits down i mean it's like sit down like it's it's pretty slow and it's pretty like yeah he could do it but it doesn't look good i mean it looks like have you ever done aikido no you look like you could do better than what he did you know i have soft soft spot for that guy because above the law is one of my favorite movie he was good in that with sharon stone do you know about yeah look when i was like uh fuck that was 88 i thought he was a bad mother fuck well i i mean i was a kid when that came out and i looked at that you know like i looked at uh any action movie you're like that's some cool shit he's just turned into this lunatic i think i mean the last time i asked the cia

to provide me with people and answers they gave me people and answers that answered my questions the way they wanted it to be answered meaning the cia and the same with the state department dana knew that i knew the right people in russia and he knew that i would get them to tell him the truth what he's out of his mind and he can trouble for like exaggerating his involvement during vietnam war or something dude i wouldn't put any of that you think this guy knows how to exaggerate he's out of his fucking mind he's been doing martial arts for like well i mean i've been doing the martial arts for 40 some odd years now and uh maybe 50 years i could say huh um why does he talk japanese because he's talking he's doing his uh stroke at all but if if he's

doing that's really good if if he's doing if he's filming his show in louis then he's like wait why are you talking steven sago by the way why what why why are you why am i making fun of him no why are you talking about him for a particular reason because we were japanese he's oh that's we saw his movie maximum conviction on netflix maximum kickage kickage and ever since then we've just been on this kick like he said i'm kind of obsessed i talked about him in my act for yeah like a couple years um uh because i was i was kind of obsessed with his personality on that show which i found to be absurd um and he's a ridiculous man i mean he's a ridiculous human being he's he is the self-proclaimed expert in every i mean in the show when you watch him being himself on the

reality show you see him being like i'm an expert marksman i'm an expert fighter i'm an expert dog trainer but now it's i'm an expert like ambassador i have cultural insight i talk to the cia i know some tibetan monk's head supposedly he's like seven to eight or whatever reincarnation of bohistava or whatever you and come on ridiculous man out of his fucking mind i think there's a lie is there anything others we were going to recover everything i know we wanted to talk about i mean well last year did we talk about when i was house sitting my friend rick hall's place and i lost his cat no what happened there it was full of july weekend and i opened the door ready to go throw some garbage out and all these firecrackers and and um i think and the cat freaked out oh i i usually

let the front door open the apartments and the cat would just kind of stand in front of it for a little bit and um maybe i let the cat out a little too long but um i lost a fucking cat and my friends in japan um jesus and last time he went to japan other cat died so no she ethical problem do i email him and tell him that lost his cat and ruin his vacation or take chance next three and a half weeks hopefully i find a cat take a chance and i thought if i don't find a cat and i didn't give him a chance to look for the cat he's gonna be very upset so i emailed him i don't know why i'm laughing but so 14 15 hours later he calls me and because of time difference i mean have you ever talked to someone phone you could tell they were crying for a long time and they're yeah it's not

good not good and he just asked me you should just be honest i know this is not easy for him what did you eat my cat you know so he kind of joked about it but he he he was crying so i went to edf talking shit podcast asking people for help so i give them my personal number and sure enough very nice they're started trying to help me look for the cat and they start texting me things like i think i'll find your cat that you can't look like this and i collect the text it's just a gigantic cock so next three months you just got dick pics dick pictures like month after i find the cat they still send fucking dick pictures that's hilarious good work did you write back to people sometimes but so my phone break six months later i still have warranty so you have to send your phone back

to get a new phone so that phone have nothing but dick pictures and the shits pictures right because i was keeping medical lab so like i didn't even have a picture of a naked girl it's just dicks and shit if i worked at wherever you sent your phone and fix it i saw that and then i saw your name i'd be like this is a typical japanese guy oh yeah dick and shits yeah dicks and shits that's germans but effort for yoshi that oh yeah there you go only other major one was i was traveling with a friend she had a very difficult night and only way she could deal with is if she get a hard drug i didn't support it i didn't like it she got ripped up by two drug dealers and she's losing her mind and she doesn't have a medication so i ended up getting

finding another drug person this really shady neighborhood jesus dude i didn't want to but she was just losing her mind but what was her drug of choice just so i can what did she want i think she wanted crack or something but i don't know how to get crack i don't know any of these things so like i feel bad like she i don't know what else to do she because she's losing her fucking mind i don't want to get too much more detail because i don't want people to figure who fucking she disappeared on me i don't know what the fuck happened and she calls me back and i'm going to crack house like jesus christ i met your parents i can't you can't just fucking leave going to crack house so unless you come back i'm going to go fucking cops and have them start

looking for you so she finally showed up she was very upset and it was like two in the morning start fucking calling me fucking names like look you're i'm kind of looking over you for you promising your parents you can't call me fucking names two in the morning i got fit up with it like three four minutes of it and eventually i got ahead enough of this i ended up choking her because like i can't have somebody talk to me like that because when you you know like i don't even know what the fuck happened to crack us i just thought it doesn't sound good i'm going to go cops yeah and they're choking her and of course she fucking shut the fuck up hand choke or headlock two hands two thumbs in that what is that hole in the um jeez are you guys old friends we're cool

now but she was very upset oh yeah but she shut the fuck up and drive out of there halfway driving back to place so i'm we're staying huh she jumped out of the cars i have to chase her so i you know you do a yui sounds like it's a pretty volatile type of girl she's fine now but uh yeah at the time like fuck i don't know what to do you know she's gonna disappear on me and i don't know what's gonna happen so it took me like a couple nights you know getting her medication like you know calm the fuck down jesus man yeah just what do you do i mean i panicked yeah that's pretty that's pretty uh yeah it's intense yo that's an intense one man what's he saying

what do you find these i just go look through your stand up close wow what a downer that um yeah i think other than that i don't unless you remind me stuff thank you something fabulous why you know how to pick the japanese ones yeah my husband speaks japanese i speak just like steven sing out i love you yes he's saying yes that's what he's saying he's saying i love you to his wife jeans i love you like that yeah i know that's beautiful can you really understand what those guys are saying most of it most of it yeah um all right jeans uh what um so you're a big seagull

fan do you like this is his band yeah what do you think i like the guy i like that would you buy i really like that you know i'm like i don't buy music yeah who does i only buy comedy very do you really um yeah albums and stuff when they come out i like witty alan stuff prior but do you buy like current people stuff like no not so much the new stuff no do you buy like support your your buddies like when they like when jim has a new album do you buy that or no um yeah whenever there are five bucks stuff sure yeah that's cool thanks for lucy k sure yeah he's pretty good um what's next for yoshi where will we where will the people um i forgot to say i'm usually in vegas almost every two months at the planet halloween at the

stand-up live really oh well vegas live sorry with edwin sanwan he is the resident comic and i usually do show for him every two months or so really yeah that's fun and um cool yeah all the little local stuff and whenever i could get some gigs out of town that's cool yeah work a lot with chris gore yeah so you're gonna be at the comic con thing yeah fun um you gotta come back more often than every two years though okay yeah i think i actually needed to talk to you guys the one i like to do next after the show okay yeah okay sorry this felt like little was that all right this was great okay you're too self-critical yeah you're fantastic you're great you're i like i really like your fans they're really really nice tweet yoshi and let him know how

fantastic he just did are you are you at yoshi or at yoshi abayashi yoshi obayashi yeah okay at yoshi abayashi we at you by the way do you guys watch game of throngs do you watch that no love it you know i've only caught like an episode here or there yeah and um i know it's like obviously the type of series you should watch in the beginning i wasn't into the the episodes that i saw not that i know how everyone says it's fucking phenomenal yeah but i just you know i don't know i just wasn't into it yeah i couldn't get into it either it seemed too dark in the beginning any other tv show madman whatever nope i didn't like that one either we watched fargo i love fargo that was amazing i'm into true detective right now yeah um yeah i mean we're well we're on we're in

the we're pretty much current on nurse jackie which is too great she's in seven i love it it's a great show yeah yeah i love the whole addiction you know what we're talking about is that that show's been around seven seasons yeah never hear anybody talk about it yeah it's a good show i mean really really worried and she's amazing it was great in it i i like it because um that's the one show whenever i meet an addict they said that that is the closest to uh you get to someone actually having an addiction problem really yeah and i really enjoy it a lot um i think one reason or another i guess i hate to say it but i'm attracted to people who have or attracted or i'm always like getting close to people who have problems with like that you

know sure but the worst one for me is not the gambling sex or drugs people are addicted to drama you're you're drawn to them i mean i don't i i don't think i do it consciously but like i ended up knowing ended up being close to people like that yeah and it's not very healthy it's interesting and um but i really enjoy the show because i think i think as a stand-up you know we we are able to talk about very uncomfortable way by using humor but yeah i i i think a lot of comics are addicts right i think there's a good a good amount of them i think that you're used to a certain level of chaos i think if chaos feels good to us in some capacity and uh some people do it in just on stage like i think personally stand-up is chaos yeah crazy occupation uh

because i think my childhood was kind of chaotic so it mimic it feels right to me but my personal life i like to keep normal i don't like drama my personal i think that's pretty true for me too um i do feel like what comics have a lot of yeah a lot of them have those leanings and tendencies in other words they might not all be addicts or drama people but they're they speak the language like they have addictive leanings if they're not i would do if i didn't have stand-up i probably would do something i know i would be really destructive yeah i'd be really it's just a healthier channel yeah you're just channeling that thing into something else right the need for chaos because chaos feels normal to you in some level because for you guys i'm almost amazed whenever i meet

successful stand-up and they're married and have a very good relationship you guys be so many odds i know right yeah i mean only other ones that i know of is rich voss and bonnie and uh who else i can't think any mother um wasn't what's his name i can't remember i'm blanking right now yeah there's not there's not many comedy that's just so crazy to me that that you guys are able to do it it's just i don't know man it's a weird alchemy like i think we just lucked out i think it's just luck yeah honestly there's a luck factor for sure yeah who knows dude but you guys get along and like i'm really i'm very impressed at uh and i'm hoping to see another tv show down the road when you guys have a sit-up we hope so too man we hope so too i hope next time

we see you you have um a nice uh t oana girlfriend that you're you're engaged to and you guys are going to settle down and you met her at the hong kong club and now you guys have i don't know if i can't imagine that happening it can happen yeah i don't think so uh there's a i don't think yo she really wants real intimacy something in me i think hookers are like just the right amount of intimacy for you like it feels you think it's possible with prostitutes there's a level of absolutely i think love you've been serious right now absolutely i think that wait it's not true intimacy is what no no no but i'm saying there's levels of intimacy you can have with people with human beings yeah and i think with prostitution with prostitutes there's a level of like are you

all right babe yeah oh sorry uh with prostitutes there's a level of intimacy that's safe is what i'm saying there's kind of a buffer there so it's not like i i get that way too with certain relationships like uh i just i had that thing too just put it that way like i can't get close to certain types of people they remind me of my mother or something let's say yeah because i fucking you know my mom i think that's i forgot to tell you that's one of the reasons i feel comfortable talking with you because we both have issues with our mother yeah isn't that a pisser and but it just seemed weird is that what's more common men having problems with their mothers or women having problems with their mothers i don't i think it's actually more common to have daddy issues

i think a lot of people have shitty dads and it's where it's weirder to have a mom who's kind of not in the picture i guess that the one thing that i did want to talk next time i mean for whatever reason i ended up having friends with a lot of money i have a lot of friends with a lot of money right and i know this sounds so so weird to say this i had one of the friend like trying to throw a bunch of high-priced prostitute at me or trying to force me i don't it was a huge turn off even though somebody was paying for it what was the turn off that somebody was trying to force me to do it yeah oh yeah i could see how that could be a turn off that i have a serious problem when people are trying to force me to do something

and that's one privilege that i really really appreciate living here because you i don't have that luxury in asia oh we take that shit for so granted over here you know so in asia you're saying somebody you would have to do it somebody for no no just like just understood like you're always doing things that you don't want to do but it's hundred times worse over there oh and you don't even have allowed to complain and the only way asian people are allowed to complain is when they're drunk that's why they drink so much not because they enjoy drinking but that's the one pass it's like when you when the in the nfl like a play right there's a yellow flag so you have a free place you just go crazy and do a hill marriage all right right right that's drinking for japanese

people like okay i could tell i could take so much shit about you but my recourse is i'm sorry i was drunk right that's why they drink like crazy motherfuckers over there it's a tough society it's just so repressed like that that is the bummer that you can't just come out and say what it is it's bothering you or it's a shame culture right like everything's about it's a shame culture but i always feel bad for korean people because they're also christians so they have shame and guilt it's it's it's it's double ammy devil it's the words and just shut the fuck up speaking of that we were talking before we started about this book we're not getting it's not a plug but it's called so you've been publicly shamed the john ronson new book it's fantastic he was on mark maren's podcast

and he interviewed two groups of one one of them was remember the lady she was marketing pr person she was traveling to africa and she tweeted before the flight yeah i'm going to africa i'm gonna get eight yeah i'm joking i'm white it was something like that right yeah soon as she landed south africa she was the most hated person that she lost her job they hated her it was crazy shaming and where just people gain up on her yeah and also he interviewed a couple of porn stars because they deal with shame and constantly but porn people actually fight shame like they get to the point where i don't give a shit yeah yeah but you have to on some level give a shit you know it's it's hard yeah it's gotta be tough but they fight shame you know that

that's what pornographer do they i think that'd be a really i remember that girl tweeting that thing and what's the so she made a dumb she made a bad joke and she had a corporate job but soon as she landed she didn't have a job right but the thing is this mob and people like to be like oh i get to to point and publicly attack somebody and especially if they're like if you're given the green light to do it like yes that person said something if it's under the veil of this is what's correct right now to be saying you're not saying it you are in trouble and it's that's really bad right now and what what anything contrary and somebody somebody tweet someone please go down to joanna's for airport take a picture of her so there's a bunch of people already waiting for her

in baggage claim yeah another person tweet and say someone with aids go and rape her cool and for some reason nobody got mad at that tweet right right because she earned it with her joke yeah yeah that's the crazy part is like all the behavior thereafter is fine well and here's a thing with saying dumb things which comedians do i mean can you imagine if someone put together the dumbest things we've said on the show i say dumb shit all it's my job to say dumb things i think the only thing that crosses the line because the first amendment dude you can say what you want is hate speech if you're advocating violence towards somebody that should be the only thing we publicly like damn an attack you went to south africa right both of you yeah did you guys meet trevor

noel oh no no we did not meet i saw him a month ago he was very nice very funny guy but um i know after he got daily show oh my god people went back and he's all the yeah they found all the tweets it's so dumb because the huge difference of you know some of the jokes on paper and say on stage there's the way you say it that the new ones you'll face your expression and he's a black guy half black yeah so he's entitled he's entitled he's entitled i'm joking i'm joking exactly yeah it's like white i think we should be more outrageous idiots that are going through that as a tweet could be very you know hot one yeah and then he said he's half black half perfect what a fucking asshole can you believe but see if you did it and i did it

different reaction right i'll give less reaction because i'm minority yeah yeah definitely and then they'd be like to to the person that said it like if i said it yeah oh what a what a clever joke and then it's like stripped down like you know that what oh i get what you're saying you know must be great to be perfect and then it'd be uh just like a wave of attack yeah tweets about having the audacity to make that joke about the oh it kills me yeah it's crazy i don't know where this is going on but uh it's just a big concern for us as comedians and um signfield was talking about a couple days ago about he that he doesn't perform at college gigs at all i know it's he doesn't chris rock doesn't yeah because they they've become too pc so it's no fun anymore it last week

i made the egregious error of bringing up katlyn jenner yeah having maybe a feeling about her that isn't politically correct and we got emails about it what did you say well you know a bunch of dumb shit i'm sure uh i said stuff like it actually was a joke i was working on at the comedy store i was like why would you want to by the way last i meet you guys so it comes up you guys killed it course please uh but i was saying um why would somebody want to be a woman because we're fucking second string players like you're pouring a white man in america that's top tier bro like that's like being ceo they offer you the ceo position and you're like no thanks i want to be the janitor because i'm a fucking woman i can say that and i got a bunch of how dare you it's not a

choice to be trans and i'm like that's not the point the point is my feeling about what's happening it doesn't have to be pc it doesn't change katlyn jenner's success or her you know it doesn't change anything society will progress whether or not i make an inappropriate joke about it or not like why the fuck don't email me well another point i think that you were talking about back by the way that's a funny joke and like you didn't say you didn't even say anything malicious at all about her i don't fucking care what she's good for her i think the whole thing was like do you have to care like that like the whole idea that like the story is so big at least my thing was that you know it was the lead story on all these news outlets over actual notable news you know like

world issues things that actually really are leaving an impact not just socially with that but you know people are dying there's there's more notable black people are getting killed by the cops and people and then when so the only feedback that i remember was that like i get you know it is like a big deal that she makes that change and that decision but to be like you should be able to say i'm all good on that i don't give a shit also right everybody should be able to say that about anyone declaring their position on who they are like you could say you know i've decided that uh i'm gay and everyone has the right to go like i don't give a shit right i don't care about i think are already laying if i i think he says something like like you can't

even give me five seconds just think about it like like people ready to jump i i think they're ready to kill you there's this all this fake outrage i'm sick of it yeah um i did a show sunday night after tiwana i did a show in san diego and i did a joke of a handicap i don't know what i said but handicap people there's a handicap lady there and she started like it's one thing to say politely and say look you're a comedian i understand you make a joke i didn't appreciate that joke it hurt my feeling but this lady was like pointing her finger you're not funny and she looked like one of the three witches from macbeth or you know like just start yelling and i told her like i hope for you get fucking cancer and have a heart attack on christmas like she

wasn't like she wasn't expecting me to talk back because asia or something but like you're you're right to be uh offended but i have a right to talk back to but don't you also have a right like let's say things happen in society society like i said is going to progress no matter how you feel about it yeah um do i have to have feelings that are a hundred percent the party line could i can i not be fearful confused confounded the world is changing faster than it ever has in human history right you know like i don't get mad at every sex you gotta get it right right every every sexist older man in his 60s who said crap to me i go you know what i get it that guy grew up in a different era there it's like have some kind of empathy for people who are confused

about the fucking world or just alright i also kills me you know when you look back fake political correctness it's ridiculous when you look back at yourself um let's say further back so you go like i can't believe i thought that way when i was 20 and you make your own yeah but sometimes what happens is you say something and you go i can't believe i said that yesterday because you needed you needed a day to process right yeah and i don't know the whole idea that we don't forgive each other for being like look you said that in the moment of whatever was happening it's not a big feeling i've heard i've had friends telling me about the gender thing like they they keep telling me like that's so disgusting whatever and they have a right to feel that way you shouldn't shame

those people to change their opinions that's how they feel i don't necessarily agree with that because i don't feel that way because i worked on so many transsexual porn for years you know well dude no none of us here are uh trans against trans people or gay people or the lgbt we've always been supportive of gay people and like it's obvious dude like we're liberal californians we want it come on we're for them 100 for all this stuff yes sir i just think it's it's such a like difficult thing to do because transsexual community make gay people seem so passe now right oh yeah like being like it's not even gay is first base you're transsexual that's funny you're wrong you're around in third yeah that's a and wow and for them to be hated by um society and for him to be like

like mid 60 to do that you know it's tough i don't i really don't believe he's doing it for like marketing or trying to make money or whatever and i don't believe i think this is i mean he said no i believe i really believe her that he that she is authentic yeah that i think this has troubled her for years and that this is probably the biggest relief and that's something that you know i don't see how you could ever be against anybody being like this is truly who i am and living that way that's to be celebrated for sure but you don't have to care that someone's doing that either there was what you do otherwise you're transphobic and you're probably trying to it gets their female side i i i do remember there was one sad case where the guy has surgery into a transgender

changed his mind trying to go back and that is not a pretty sight well apparently katalin's keeping the twig and berries though yeah yeah i imagine that's got to be such a undermassive undertaking to build a vagina it's got to be just painful and it's still very tough perform is not and feel the good feeling did you know that he is now worth 500 million dollars she's worth 500 since this coming out isn't that amazing net worth has shot up like that yeah from what though from like 100 million but like how did how did the value i heard that too because of the upcoming tv show oh got a new tv show that's well and another thing too like let's not forget the kardashians are famous for being famous like that adds another layer to the whole katalin gener like come on do

like i believe that he's genuine but it just feels like it is another stream of revenue isn't it amazing i i read the story about it and he basically said he didn't want to think about his gender issues so he put all his focus in olympic events like wow he must really thought he really must be dealing so hard to win a goal like really hated it poor guy he was tortured yeah and i think we live in an age we it's more tolerant but i can't imagine him trying to do this 40 years ago oh no way and like now olympic ioc is trying to take the gold away like what didn't you hear about it like no because he's a woman now oh buck off are you serious yeah i'm serious that's pathetic or somebody's trying to make um take the gold medals away from that's so it says here

it says no the ioc says katalin gener can keep the gold medal okay so this is a new apparently it was a an online petition with some trolls started so that's stupid well let's we gotta get we gotta wrap this shit up okay um this was fun we got you gotta do this again yeah thank you so much yoshi you guys are so good to me your fans are very nice and then you know edf is fans nice too but they're a little crazy but your fans are very sweet i mean unbelievable um after they're they're the nicest people um i don't i there are very few comedy events where i come up on stage to be treated like the way front of your fan base you know they're very sweet they're very nice they are the sweetest nicest smartest people they're great they really are super funny super they're

just great people yeah we had a great ice house show by the way that was thank you so much for everybody that came out to that show if you're wondering um amazing about that like the live episodes we don't pull up put up in full right now anymore um why is that because the live shows honestly there's no reason to not say it they just don't do as well um they honestly they just don't do as well people they're not as strong performers they're they they don't get downloaded even nearly as much why is that wonder can i tell you i think i think i feel i know like when when you listen to stern and they do those live shows i didn't like them as much either as studio because it's not the same show you go oh but the audio is not and everybody's yelling and you think it's lack of

intimacy maybe yeah it's like a live and you can't hear what the audience is saying and i i get it to some but i still like to have them yeah and i still like to like when we did Cincinnati we played clips of it on the next episode i would have done that here but um they gave me a blank copy of the the live show that's neat so now they're they're actually checking to see if they have it on their hard drive so i might have some audio from that next week okay um just you know when i got to stage there was um containers of skippy natural i saw that i used it this morning it was outstanding i i'm not going to comment on that i just remember that i brought my own jiff sure uh yo she quick question jiffy or skippy no it's jiff or skippy it's jiffy or skippy jiff

or skippy peanut butter do you eat peanut butter yeah do you like jiff or skippy i like skippy yes yes i knew it make it so useful you stupid dumb fucking cock sucking motherfucker because you're a foreigner we like four inch okay so how about this how did you wait when no one because the tom's like that's for foreigners americans like jiff i'm like well that's the shit that my mom bought was skippy okay so what about this do you like shaky cheese like crab shaky cheese or fresh shaved parmesan shaky yes i fucking knew it bro i mean like you were born like in a rice field right when she like okay okay one more you're a fucking real trashy well what about okay okay because he's a foreigner we like we like to fake shit okay what about spaghetti sauce what

about ragu or like what's the fancy like ralph or or like burkelle alleys or some what kind of spaghetti sauce do you like i don't know actually now that you mentioned it no buy spaghetti sauce yeah you don't buy ragu here you go ragu probably ragu yeah wow yeah well maybe you married the wrong hurt guy i love it what about your uh toothpaste aqua fresh cold gate crest crest uh aqua oh dude he's such a foreigner it's a foreign thing dude those are four foreign wait you wrote it down before yeah bro this is very these are all four yeah all of those are foreign choices all of those meaning but how are they foreign because he says they're foreign you acquire a certain sensibility that you're not like serious right now 100 percent but i think you're right

because here's the thing it's not just i should be clear it's not just foreign yeah it's also native lower class i love it when times like that yes because he's saying i like that stuff and it's because my parents bought that stuff yeah because they're foreigners she didn't know how to do white nice yeah i don't fucking like white stuff i like my foreigner brands and stuff and i still buy all that stuff like she'd rather just get a plastic fork yeah sit on like just sit on the um on the street side and be like look all the cars drive by and just like eat you know eat soup with a fork that's not what i do but all right that's a big car right there i don't say that that one's loud stupid you know i wish i had this magical wand to give me a couple of wishes in the show

business but i always wanted to see a sitcom with you two and burt krischer oh that'd be fun not to make me laugh and see you guys hey we're working we shot our our pilot of of you know the is burt in it no first time we requested him not to be but we we uh you know we shot i don't know what it is you and burt makes like burt's the best no we love when you guys are shaving each other when uh if we were if we were to go to series we would absolutely have an episode with burt though oh yeah we'll see yeah we just hope you know we just have our fingers crossed paws crossed all right i can't i can't wait i would love to see it and i can't wait to see it um we love you yoshi thank you for coming thank you yoshi you're the best

can i say one thing that i want to thank three people sure yeah sure is your Oscar's speech no no lately i've been getting a lot of help and uh one thing russia peters yeah my friend stan chin and randy puga they've been they've been helping me a lot so that's great very nice very good i gotta be real bad friend of ours all right um that's the show your mom's house podcast dot com phoenix and calgary this week please come see me uh tina's 58th birthday next week in zandberg no see me honestly and this is like this goes for almost all the moments in the scene it wasn't until somebody was actually there telling me you have two in you or you have three in you that like it actually kind of clicked and i'm like oh my god this is actually happening

do and this is like this goes for almost all the moments in this scene it wasn't until somebody was actually there telling me you have two in you or you have three in you that like it actually kind of clicked and i'm like oh my god this actually happened um i'm my

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