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Episode Date: April 7, 2025

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Wondery Plus subscribers can listen to your stupid opinions ad free right now join Wondery Plus in the Wondery app or on Apple podcasts Hello everybody welcome back to Your Stupid Opinions. Hey! Hey there, thank you for joining us. My name is James Petragallo, I'm here with my co-host. I'm Jimmy Wissman. We really appreciate your desire to hear people's complaints and grievances about the world. It's great.

It's almost like you can go on a little world tour with us and just hear only from the biggest complainers that have ever lived. So it's a lot of fun. And this week we have more complaints, more traveling around and I'd just like to say off the top, first of all, if you like this show, check out our other two shows, Crime in Sports and Small Town Murder, which are exactly what they sound like but very funny. And also these are not our opinions. These are opinions from the internet and we have to say it though, because we've had people get mad at us for it. So and also these are not our opinions. These are opinions from the internet and we have to say it though,

because we've had people get mad at us for it. So I've gotten some messages where I'm like, why are you mad at me for this? I didn't say any of this stuff. So not our opinions, they're other people's opinions. We might agree with them, we might not. They might not be the opinions agreed upon by the hosts. So let's get into this here.

Let's head to St. Louis. Okay. Oh boy, everyone's real excited about that. We're gonna be in St. Louis with Small Town Murder. We're not plugging it, it's sold out. So get going if you want to, but we're excited. We're gonna be there, maybe while we're there, because we get there, it's our first show,

we'll get there a day early. A little early, yeah. We're looking for stuff to do. Sure. Let's go to the Arch, baby, me and you. We're going arching. Yeah, it's nice. to the arch baby me and you we're going archin Yeah, I've seen it as you drive by as you fly by but I've never been in it a little bit about the Gateway Arch And if you don't know if you're not does everybody know that you can go in it

I don't know if they know if you can I think so if you've seen vacation you can you do because he tells him Yeah, it's this far all the way to the top blah blah blah and Russ goes Can we go up in it dad and he goes No, and he could he just keep driving So it's a big giant fucking arch in st. Louis if you don't know that it's there it's a gateway arch It's called it's six hundred thirty foot tall monument in st Louis, Missouri clad in stainless steel and built in a form in the form of a weighted Cat catenary catenary arch in the form of a weighted catenary arch.

I don't know, it's a big fucking arch. Yeah, because it twists as it goes up. A little bit, yeah. It's the world's tallest arch and Missouri's tallest accessible structure. Oh. Accessible structure. Some sources consider it the tallest human-made monument in the Western hemisphere.

Meaning? It's bigger than any building in fucking Missouri? In Missouri, yeah. Think about it, there's not a lot of big buildings in Missouri though Hemisphere. Meaning. It's bigger than any building in fucking Missouri? No, in Missouri, yeah. Think about it, there's not a lot of big buildings in Missouri though. So this is in St. Louis, Missouri, like I said, 630 feet high, construction started in 1963, it opened in 1965, it only cost 13 million to build,

which isn't that bad for a giant arch. That is very affordable. Not bad at all here, and so there it is, and people come from all over to see it. It's supposed to be the gateway to the West. Is what they're, that's what they're advertising it as. Is that the beginning of a trail that they did, or they just left Missouri?

I think they're just saying. It's on the Missouri River, isn't it? Yeah, but I think it's just St. Louis is like the last city that's not the West. Got it. As you start going toward the West, because then you get into Kansas and all that shit. So it's a totally different, you know, Oklahoma.

Was the idea to walk through it and under it or a road under it to go anywhere? And now, no. Otherwise you just drive past it. You drive past it and it's. What makes it a fucking gateway? If you're saying the city is and this is representative of that.

Who the fuck knows? I don't know, I didn't build it it wasn't my idea hey let's build a giant arch and say some bullshit where there's no road under it. It's just over there next to the freeway. Was it my plan? In 92 there was a flood where it was way up high. Yeah that was fucking weird must have screwed up the elevators as we'll talk about here. Cassie gives five stars says the gateway arch a must-see with a stunning view of Missouri all that Missouri to watch yeah, so just Despite a bit of a parking challenge due to construction our visit to the Gateway Arch was fantastic The museum was surprisingly interesting and educational and our tram guide was a real gem

Yeah, not sarcastic either polite friendly and entertaining Usually we say someone is a real gem. Yeah. Not sarcastic either, polite, friendly, and entertaining. Usually when you say someone is a real gem, that means they're a piece of shit. Real gem. Really hated that, that guy's a real fucking gem, huh? That last small town murder suspect, that guy was a real gem, eh? Real gem.

The tram ride itself was a fun experience, though maybe not for those afraid of heights, don't look down, and a view from the top? Absolutely breathtaking. We loved the thoughtful addition of steps so everyone, including kids and shorter adults, could see the panoramic vista. Highly recommend a visit. Okay, and then I'll give another five star.

This is from Arun, five stars, definitely one of the great engineering marvels of the world. Don't miss buying the ticket to go all the way up to the top of the arch. Why the hell would you go there if you weren't gonna go to the top? Yeah. What would be the point of going there?

Are you going to, do people go to St. Louis just to visit this, huh? They do. It's a, or when they're driving cross country, this is a stop in spot a lot of times too. But they're off the freeway, right? It's on the 40, 40 yeah it's right there. So also the bear, not the 40, is it the 40 that goes through there? Yeah yeah yeah I think so no because that's Arkansas that goes through so no it doesn't. Is it not? No it's not the 40 I don't think or is it the

40 yeah because then it's gotta be goes through Oklahoma City I don't fucking know. Also the base of this arch has a nice museum about the history of the arch. Great experience, do not miss it if you're ever in St. Louis, Missouri. Okay, that's the good. Now, the bad. One star here from Photo, that's the first name.

Great experience with the museum and getting to the top of the arch for my wife and children, but the security checkpoint before entering was rude and despicable. Really? Behavior to women and children especially. My wife was treated with disrespect and pompous behavior from the get-go.

Tell us more. Fucking lifted her skirt up, take a look. What kind of undies you got on there, sweetheart? What are they doing over here? Throwing you tits. Wow. She had to tits. Wow. She had to go through all of this degrading behavior without me and was not happy one bit.

I had an emergency. Just honoring her to do shit. Clap those cheeks baby. Let's do it. I had an emergency and was not able to go up but when I did I witnessed behavior like I have never viewed in my life. Never. Women in their 60s were being treated like dirt.

What is it? Explain, elaborate. I honestly hope that no one ever sees that display from security staff again, and I will never be back until this issue is resolved. Customer service was the worst I've experienced as well. I do not recommend anyone go with that security staff still present.

Apparently, because this is like a monument thing and it's like a terrorism target. Yeah, sure, yeah, you gotta have some national security. They screen you when you go in like you're going on a plane, apparently. That's kinda how it is. Well, that guy does not appreciate that at all. And there's a lot of other people.

This next person doesn't appreciate that he's not allowed that at all. And there's a lot of other people. There's, this next person doesn't appreciate that he's not allowed to bring his guns in there. He's real pissed off at that. I wanted to fire down from the arch and see if I could hit anything from 630 feet away, but. I wasn't even gonna use it. I just need it on me all the time. And making my grandma squat and cough was awfully rude. That is bad. I mean sure meth came out of her ass. That's it happens. Made her squat

and cough. She dropped her meth pipe and it was embarrassing. And now I got to deal with that. So David, one star, no better place to avoid than here. When one's constitutional rights to protect themselves are violated and infringed, what better way to avoid spending one's hard-earned money at an institution that was founded on a waste of money to begin with? Our constitutional rights do not end where snowflakes and commies begin. Even airports and airlines are less communist. Go figure. I can think of many better places to spend my time and money and energy. Oh, and those other places have much

better accommodation for disabled persons and those with medical implants. Well, who's a fucking snowflake now? Oh, now you want fucking now you want to ramp all of a sudden. I love that. Everybody else go fuck yourself, but my problem should be addressed. Right. Fucking twat this person is. They want to bring a gun into the arch? What the fuck, man? Cautioning against the use of magnetron scanners

and the benefit these other places are free and don't violate our constitutional rights in all capital letters. David, I hope you fall off the fucking arch while someone shoots you with your own gun, you fucking idiot. So. I hope the elevator breaks and your whole family plummets.

I would love that, I would absolutely love that. Right after you went through a horrifyingly really in-depth security search. Right after that. I hope your muscles throbbing as that thing is plummeting. I hope you're holding your asshole as you fall to the ground So Deliwan one star I love the arch and come as often as I can okay doesn't sound like one star. It's weird a

Ranger guy and worker lady were really rude to my daughters and myself I sent my girls 17 and 19 to get one ranger book for the museum for my son. The lady played like she didn't understand or know what they were talking about. So I went and asked. The ranger didn't want to give me one book. After going back and forth with him, he got the book but refused to give it to me until he told me, in all caps, after I told told him I was aware of how it worked. I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. We're not aware of what you're talking about or how this works.

So you got to fix that shit. He then tried to force me to take a pencil. You motherfucker. Don't you ever try to force me to take a pencil. Boy, you're going to get it. You got the pencil and you need the pencil. He won't get the book. He's just trying to force a pencil

I told him I didn't want it and he continued to belittle me you fucking no pencil having bitch That's what he told him. He called him Yeah, and My girl me and my girl as I walked away I honestly think he thought I was a kid and tried to treat me as such And when there was pushback he became upset because a child in quotes was speaking to him in such a way The gag is I over 45 Gag is we know you're over 45. I over

Gag is not only that you have a 19 year old. So I hope you're over. Yeah, not you're probably not a child Absolute I am and I'm as absolutely no child. I was so angry I just left and went home as a st. Louis native I hope these two aren't rude to the visitors that come to our beautiful city to see the arch My own that person is really angry Felix one star I I hate the gateway arch. Exclamation point. Well, the last one was I love the arch and this one starts out, I hate the arch.

The elevator feels like it's going to drop when you ride up in it. The views at the top are unimpressive and not worth it. It's not the arch's fault. That's Missouri's fault. It's not his fault they built it in Missouri. There's nothing to see in all of Missouri or Kansas, so it doesn't matter how high you get, you're still seeing nothing. Also $22 for an adult ticket?

Yikes. It should be about $10 a box, right? I would think that's what I would think it would be. They had to have made $19 million back by now, right? Now it's all just gravy. Maybe they could drop the price a little. I mean, I guess with all that security and people price a little. Yeah, I would think so. I mean, I guess with all that security

and people and elevator maintenance. And all those maintenance involved, yeah. That's a tall elevator. You gotta have maintenance on that. Sure enough. I don't know. I used to have a pretty extreme fear of heights at this point, and I had seen better views,

i.e. the Space Needle, the Empire State Building. Yeah, because there's shit to see from those vantage points. Yeah, but the other point, this guy had a fear of heights and he did those? He did those, so it couldn't have been that scary. But the Space Needle you're seeing, not only the city, you're seeing the sound, you're seeing the mountains, you're seeing everything from there. The Empire State Building, you're seeing the city and all into the fucking rivers and all. There's a lot to see. Empire State Building, you might not see

shit but the 100th floor of everything else. Looking up is probably from the Empire State Building now. Everything's built up around it. Everything's totally in the Empire State Building now. Yeah, but not in that area though. It's not. Really? Yeah, that's not, no, you still see everything

from the Empire State Building. Seems like it'd be still blocked. No, you can't block all the view. In Manhattan? You're right in the center. They're not gonna let you build shit that blocks the Empire State Building views. That's a whole other business I mean from the top. Oh, yeah, I guess yeah, you want to see the Empire State Building Yeah, that's like a landmark there that they have people go in there. Yeah, you can see plenty from up there

Yeah, look look up Google. It's great Great views. I don't do anything high so you can see shit. No, I don't go anywhere Great. I don't like up that much. Great views. I don't do anything high, so. I don't like up at all. You can see shit. No, I don't go anywhere. The fuck is up there? It's not down here. I'm gonna go up there so I can see down here?

What the hell sense does that make? I'm already down here. I see everything. Down here is where the lunch is, so I'm staying down here. Fucking down here is where not falling from somewhere high is. That's great. I love it.

This person says. Down here is where I explode if I fall from up there. Yeah, fuck that. I Wouldn't pay for a ticket for this experience Unfortunately, I've been up there more than once both times paid for to try it again This person's a glutton for punishment. This is your fault. Skip it and hold on to your money Truthfully just skip st. Louis. It's an armpit of a city and receives more hype than it deserves what hype does it get Since fucking since Nelly in like 2003 what hype does st. Louis get ever they won the World Series since then didn't they I mean

Yeah, but that doesn't make people want to go there. Yeah That's the only thing that they got right. That's it pretty much. Yeah, I don't know st. Louis's Like I said, we'll be there. Oh, yeah, it's sold out. So I don't care yet. It's a shithole st. Louis That's why pretty much. Yeah, I don't know St. Louis is like I said, we'll be there. Oh, yeah, it's sold out So I don't care. Yeah, it's a shithole st. Louis. That's why they're saying that It's a shithole, but they they do have decent food there. I will give them that there's a good Good food there J one star I might change my mind because I haven't been there yet Okay, why the fuck are you talking to us Jay?

But I just bought tickets to go and I feel ripped off. Did someone force you to pay money? You bought them voluntarily. The package I bought was $19. When I started to pay for it, the price had gone up to $23 due to fees, quote unquote. Then when I got to the last screen, it was $26 with a $3 convenience charge just due to purchasing the tickets online. I mean $7 extra. St. Louis, just be upfront with people and give them the total cost upfront. One star because I had to pay an extra $7.

Because you got the con-de-macy. Relax. Yeah. Jack, one star. Before 9-11 you could enter the facility without going through any kind of security. Well, before 9-11, you could also fucking go on into the airport and walk up to the gate

and pick somebody up. You could also- You could go watch somebody's plane take off. Yeah, you could also bring a fucking box cutter on board, apparently, so. You could do a lot, yeah. There's a lot of shit. After they added a secure checkpoint at the entrance

Supposedly after the 1995 federal bombing they put in checkpoints to go up after buying a ticket But you could still enter but after 9-eleven you can't even enter without having practice to practically strip down to prove you can enter So this person's describing things that cause things. Yes, those are cause and effects. Giant tragic events. Yeah. Fucking consequences. Change things. I'm sorry, man.

Go to where you work. There's a reason why you can't do whatever, you know, number three that you're not allowed to do is because one time a guy got his hair caught in a fucking lathe and got it taken off his head. That's why you're not allowed to do that. Yeah, Matt was scalped in his fucking office chair. Jesus Christ, the last time I went up to the tram,

up the tram to the top was in 1993 when the Mississippi River was flooding during the VP fair. And I won't return again with the checkpoint and crazy guards that are just as insane as TSA. If you're from St. Louis like I am, forget this thing. You might as well go to Lambert and take a flight out of St. Louis. Just get the fuck out of town.

Go see the airport, it's a lesson. Yeah, D, one star, very unorganized city. These so-called tourist attractions were meh and puts meh in quotes for some reason. We get what meh is. The arch was the worst. People couldn't answer the most basic questions about directions, recommendations for good places to eat, etc. We couldn't wait to leave. Is that their job? They're tour guides? They're your travel agent?

They're not supposed to be a St. Louis concierge for you. They're just getting you to the top of the arch and getting the fuck out of there for 20 bucks We talking about this guy's is taking shoes up. Where's the best place to get the Keto's yeah Yeah, it's fucking mom. I have no fucking idea you have Google. Don't you maybe check that out stupid? Me ask you something how'd you buy your tickets? Yeah, but there's a convenience fee for that. I don't wanna pay a convenience fee to find the best tacos in town.

Oh, tough shit, we don't know. Tough shit, get barbecue, I don't know what to tell you. Folfi one star, this is wild. I don't know what they're talking about, by the way, so hopefully you'll understand this. If you have a service animal, you will not feel welcome here. It's a dog or horse. It's a dog or horse. They are very rude and unorganized. Even though I entered the area with my service animal, with my papers and tags ready because of what type of animal

he was, we were not welcome or allowed inside. This person brought a horse. This person brought a horse to the top of the arch. They were gonna get in an elevator with their horse and go to the top of the arch. Yeah, service animals, a dog or a horse. Or a horse. Is that really? There's no hitching posts? So I'm bringing them with me.

Yeah, they didn't accommodate trigger. So I'm really upset right now. This is not cool. Looks like he's eating apples up there. I'll just tie them up by the trough out front then. What the fuck will not be returning here. And it felt like it was a waste of my time to try and enter the building yeah with a horse it is a waste of your fucking what else you want to bring fucking nine millimeter and a horse oh nine millimeter a horse and a lion I'm gonna bring next time just in case my

service lion it's fine Kevin one star if visibility is bad don't go well that's pretty fucking obvious I would hope. They will tell no one and then proceed to take your money and send you up there knowing you won't see anything. Did you not see, if you can't see the top of the arch from the ground, you're not gonna see anything from the top of the arch either, see? It's pretty easy to figure out I think.

Wow, there's a TV at the ticket counter with a rolling bar across the top as a disclaimer. Then when I questioned this practice while up top where you couldn't see one inch out of the window, the associate had a mental breakdown. Yeah, there was a scroll on the TV. You moron. No details as to what this mental breakdown entailed.

Just a mental breakdown that says, my family and I left feeling very disappointed. What kind of mental breakdown? Then the last two were hilarious. Task gives one star. Too Archie. There you go. He thought he was real fucking funny there.

And then this one I actually do like though. Michael, one star. I gotta read it like this, because it's only, only like that. My wife arches her back better than this place. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I wouldn't touch this arch if it were covered in the local pizza chain, IMO's Pizza. Probably because it's also terrible pizza. What's wrong with Missouri? Oh Jesus Christ. So yeah, well we couldn't bring our horse in and the pizza's terrible in St. Louis.

We don't know what to do. We're very hungry. We're sitting out front with all these guns. And horses. So many horses out there. So let's go to Alabama and eat at a restaurant. What do you say? All right, fine.

We're going to Addison, Alabama, which I found because this was a, the town, this town was, I was looking up small town murder cases to try to find one, and there was a murder in Addison, Alabama, actually the outskirts of Addison, Alabama, right by this restaurant. That's how I found it. And in this murder, the victim's last name was Pig with two G's and there were three guys named Heath in the story. So that explains a lot. If it's a man named Pig and three guys named Heath and there's a murder

story, this is where this restaurant is. Yeah very weird this is Jack's family restaurant it's called it is at 305 7 7 US 278 in Addison Alabama's on the highway fast food chain serving a standard American eats such as burgers fries and milk shakes. Okay. And it is 3.9 stars out of Google out of 548 reviews. Wow. So a lot of reviews actually here. Here's Jeremy five stars. I got the three piece bone chicken dinner. Just chicken bones three three chicken bones. Three chicken bones. You get a breast carcass with some ribs in it, you get a leg carcass, it's real nice.

Give me the leg, no meat. No meat, give me just the bone chicken dinner with fries, masted potatoes. Masted. I like it masted much better than mashed. I'm masted. You want fries, you want fries, you want fries roasted or mastered? What do you want?

I like them wasted, but also mashed. So maced. And a biscuit. I am going to tell you it was the best I ever had visited any Jack's restaurant. There's more than one of these. ever had visited any Jack's restaurant. There's more than one of these down here. You ate the masted potatoes with the bone. Chicken bones. Pick up your, get a big spoonful of masted potatoes on your chicken bone and you got something there buddy. The bone doubles as a spoon.

That's what I was using. The end of a chicken leg will really scoop up some taters if you know what I mean. Thank you for visualizing that with me, I appreciate it. And the chicken carcass breast holds the gravy. Well, you could just, yeah. Pour it out the riblets. It's a little gravy boat, is what that is. We use the rib of the animal. The chicken was tender, juicy,

the less common J-U-I-C-I-E version of juicy. Like it's its name. Have your wife turn around and bend over, it's written on the page. That's juicy. Oh man, no, his wife's been eating too many Mastiff potatoes, she's not fitting into the juicies anymore, so that's why I didn't know how it's spelled. I.E. I.E.

And hot just right. Yeah. With no punctuation. Everything was so fresh to order. Thanks to the guys and gals at the Double Springs restaurant. Y'all were outstanding. This is not the Double Springs. No.

They've reviewed the complete wrong location, by the way, of this restaurant. This is the Addison one. Not the double spring one by any chance. Stretchy. Oh, that's great. Scotty five stars. I love when the five star reviews are as funny as any one star. That's amazing. They're so thrilled with it, but they were... It's fucking great. I.E.

I.E. I am review and master potatoes in the same review. Amazing. Chicken bone meal. Chicken bone meal. I am review and master potatoes in the same review. Amazing. I am review. Chicken bone meal. Chicken bone meal. Jesus Christ.

Bone chicken, sorry, that's a different kind. Bone chicken. Bone chicken. That's one of them bone chickens. They're funny looking animals. You ever seen a bone chicken? They're real weird looking. Real pointy.

Real strange. I know he probably meant bone in but fuck that that's just chicken I got the bone chicken not breast he got actual chicken bone chicken bone through its beak I got me a Haitian chicken, it's great. Scotty Five Stars, I'm reviewing the Jackson Addison, Alabama and I have to say they have come a long way from when they first opened. The food was great and the people were just super nice and I could tell they wanted you to enjoy your visit and everything you ordered. The building was clean and neat inside and out. I would recommend this fast food establishment to any family, group or just an individual that wanted something good to eat.

You know, human beings that are hungry sometimes. Anybody. Christina, one star. The tables and floor is absolutely nasty. Tables and floors is nasty. Is nasty. I didn't even eat my bone chicken. It was that nasty.

Mastasted potatoes everywhere The customer service is the worst the employee is the worst the employee was cussing and being so rude While while the less common why spelling of while the le le while The manager set in the lobby doing nothing. They just sat there and it is nasty. Bella one star. I bought dinner here yesterday evening. The grilled chicken salad was mostly lettuce.

It had one small slice of tomato cut in half, laying on top, very little chicken and small amount of bacon. Yeah, but how was the bone though? The chicken isn't the star here. The chicken fingers were hard, the fries taste like the oil they were cooked in, maybe there's no punctuation, maybe should have been changed a month ago. The cheeseburger bun was so hard around the edges it had to be torn off, like maybe it had been sitting there all day.

That sounds like it's been microwaved actually. That's what will happen to a bun if you microwave it. You took that shit home without eating it. Right there. You gotta eat right now. Oh yeah and after I've been up sick all night I'm really thinking that. They were sick. Thinking that. Oh sitting there all day. Yeah. Picked up the stack of napkins in the bag after all caps We had eaten the food and a big roach bug is in the middle of the napkins a roach bug Would not have a joint or nothing I thought I was getting high but it's a roach bug There's no ass of a joint. It was the bug. It was a bug Eight it after in the the bag it was in the

bag they didn't know about it you probably wouldn't eat the food if you found the roach first i would hope yeah you don't just pick it off disgusting there's a lot of exclamation points going on now they found a fucking punctuation once they uh found a roach found a bug yeah i probably wouldn't have posted this public review should i not have got up at 1 a.m. Throwing up Whoa do better Jax of Addison Okay Wow Tom one star how should I start this roll tide question mark That's exactly the first sentence. How should I start this comma roll tide?

Maybe This guy is not from around here and he wants to get attention roll tide y'all roll tide. Maybe is that it? Well, he says he's so this he's not from this area, but he's from the south is what he makes clear here. Listen Listen, I understand the south lives a little bit slower. I'm Southern too. Relax. But Lord Jesus this area of Alabama is ridiculous. During my little visit to the wonderful state but not so wonderful area all we could hear

is how great Jax is. We got hungry one night and decided to stop in and give it a try. Lord have mercy that he is just really fucking wow he is just calling on the deity to really help him. Lord have mercy that was absolutely the most tasteless meal we have ever eaten. The burger was bland, didn't taste any salt or pepper slash condiments, and even the tomato and lettuce were tasteless. I mean, how do you suck the taste of a veggie?

How do you suck the taste of a veggie? Suck the taste of a veggie. This man might have COVID, James. This man's got a lot of things, brain damage is possible too. Or does the crippling customer service just suck the taste out of everything inside the store including all of the employees. Now see, I like how every set, listen, Lord have mercy.

Now see, he starts it like he's talking to you. Like that's hilarious. I really like that. Like I always say. Now see, hear me out. That's hilarious. I really like that. Like I always say, hear me out. Now see I'm from a state in the South where true Southern hospitality, believe it or not, still exists. Now I'm not arguing that all Alabama residents are this way, but honestly,

almost every single person I met had this attitude. Like they were sucking on a lemon while they shook their hand while they shook hands with death That's an attitude sucking on a lemon while shaking hands with death Which is person I think that's on the Alabama flag isn't it a guy sucking on a lemon while shaking hands with the Grim Reaper I believe isn't that on there if it's not it's certainly yeah flying high over bear burns great They're like we eat gravy with breakfast. We are If it's not, it's certainly at flying high over a Bear Bird's Grape. They're like, we eat gravy with breakfast. We are fucking welcoming death.

We are gravy on grits, man. Yeah, we are welcoming death. Are you joking? We eat more sausage by noon than most people eat in three days. Understand? We eat maced potatoes with chicken bones. Come on. That ain't good. Holy shit.

This restaurant was no exception. We got to meet a doped up manager, I'm guessing, that didn't know if she was gonna take an order or sign for some Narcan. Jesus fucking Christ. Sign for some Narcan. If nothing else, he is so much fun to hang out with. Oh, this is one of those Souther that has like Southern isms and is real like

real histrionic with the whole shit. Yeah. Yeah. It's like, like doc holiday, but fucking complaining about shit. Um, took her almost 15 minutes to take an order that consisted of the exact same meals, drinks and sunshine sunshine. What? They sell sunshine here. Chicken bones and sunshine. Sunshine? They sell sunshine here? Chicken bones and sunshine, it's a special. $4.99, bone chicken sunshine. Every single person in this restaurant

was just so darn hateful, but I've noticed the locals treat each other much better than visitors. I'm guessing my accent gave it away, but never again would I dine at this sophisticated establishment. Sophisticated establishment. I said, I don't even think they know

what sophisticated means. And imagine, this is another Southerner. Imagine if I went there, they'd be fuckin', throw things at me, probably. What do you want, Gany? We get a burger. What do you want? Did you say wop? No, I said what do you want guinea? We get a burger did you say what no I said what you want What was that again, I didn't hear nothing Vanessa one star as a former general manager, I don't know if of here or of just anywhere Yeah, I would have fired absolutely everyone that works at this particular restaurant on the appearance of their restroom

I would never eat here according to the looks of the bathroom I did not take my phone into this place or I would have taken pictures the conditions of this restroom Was very unsanitary it was Conditions was on sanitary and by the appearance it had not been cleaned for some time. Very sad to see of any of see any of family restaurants look this poorly. She really fell apart. The first sentence was coherent, it was clean and then by the end of it it's like they got a head injury in mid fucking paragraph. It all fell apart. What it was they got the hunt-a-virus from just... Disgusting man. Diana with one star went in tonight and asked nicely if they

could please make us fresh chicken. We were willing to wait. We want the fresh stuff. The manager, I think her name is Hannah, refused to make us fresh chicken even though I explained that I had cold chicken here in the past. She was rude and had no customer service experience. She's got a resume handy. We live in Addison and because of this, we will not go back ever, all caps and five exclamation points.

So, very rude. We've got chicken made, do you want it or not? That's the thing and to in her defense the manager is doped up so you're asking a lot of her probably so did you bring her narcan yeah and she's pissed off cuz she's all out of sunshine to sell so I got no more sunshine I feel like she's like Santa Claus instead of milk and cookies you leave her narcan and she gives you your chicken cook correctly Give you your chicken bones

Jacob one star this place is actually just bad The food is always molded Molded moldy. I don't know what that or I don't know if they mean moldy or form Yeah, like a like a piece of silly putty or clay. Never fixed right. Get the correct order. I just got the new loaded fries. Only thing I had was fries and a tiny bit of bacon. Every time I go to the Jackson Addison, it's bad service and always have to go back in. There's no punctuation, so that's how you're getting it, red fucking Jacob.

It sounds like it's a place that just throws slop together, and you get what you get, and you get the fuck out, because we got more customers It also sounds like during busy times. They don't give a shit. What's going on and it's on the it's on the highway. So They're also get a lot of just passerby business. So they don't care about that Brad

One star I hate this place exclamation point now. We're talking really let it out Brad. What do you got to say? this place exclamation point now we're talking really let it out Brad what do you got to say you can definitely take the fast out of fast food here we visit family on the weekends and I sometimes go to Jack's for breakfast for the family it's always a bad experience I'll give it a few months and try again because it's the only place in town it is too I looked at I was looking on that map it is this in a place called Kujo's pizza, which I would not want any part of here The food is good and the the air are usually friendly What is that? And they I guess maybe they oh they probably they are okay usually friendly, but the wait times

Okay, usually friendly, but the wait times are awful. Awful. All right, Frankie one star. All right, so anyways, that's how they start out. So anyways. Like we were having a previous conversation with them and they wanted to change subjects. That's his segue. I went to Jack's the other day.

Yeah. Anyways, enough about my bitch of a wife. So I went to Jack the other. Yeah, so we went to order, all right, so anyways, we went to order two chocolate milkshakes and an iced tea the tea was okay I would hope so it's fucking iced tea how bad gonna be now listen here assholes three three exclamation points those are his sentences the tea was okay now listen here assholes three exclamation points they use sour cream instead of ice cream Wow

What happened to our right? So anyways segue or we lost those or what? Wow, that's a segue I waited for about 10 minutes for my shakes Then all of a sudden I'm made to pull around or pull forward and wait another six minutes Then the worker comes out and says the other guy making the shakes punched holes and caused them to freaking cause them freaking to explode. Okay. Okay. Then we finally received the shakes and guess what Sherlock?

He's already called his assholes Sherlock Guess what dipshit? This is really aggressive for an unsolicited review I Didn't like pull this guy over in his car and say tell me about Jack's right now. All right, Sherlock, hold on a minute. This is voluntary. He's mad at us for doing this. Super pissed, dude, he's very upset. Taking it out on me, I didn't even make the milkshake. What happened?

Guess what, Sherlock? These had small holes in them and leaked all over my Dodge Ram Ford F-150. Those are different cars. Different, he has two trucks in one. Unless he maybe like sawed it off and put the bed of a fucking Ford F-150 on the body of the Ram. They got a real nice passenger seat in that dog.

I like it. So he doesn't saw this motherfucker in half. That's what I'm saying. I like the instrument cluster of the F-150 better. I like that. I like the panel there, but I also, I definitely like the wheelbase in the back of the Ford though, so I figured I'd cut that. So I got half a 5.7 Hemi charging that half of the truck. It ain't bad.

EcoBoost on the left side. My gas situation's complicated, I ain't gonna lie. You gotta put gas in a couple different places. On both sides. It's a little much, but I tell you what, it's worth it to have a Dodge Ram F4 and F-150 buddy It's pull up right in the middle tell the wife get out fill out your side The second shake I got was still powdery and not mixed completely so I just left this place is unbelievably terrible I want to read all of Frankie's reviews of everything

That is wild. All right, guess what Sherlock? Figure out kind of truck out drive Beth one star it sucked this time Sir opening gambit got a grilled chicken sandwich. How are the bones and the tomato was as thin as hair? How are the bones? And the tomato was as thin as hair. Thin as hair? That made it suck? You want to, I don't want to, the word hair

in when talking about a sandwich, first of all. I like about 30% tomato in my, That's what I like. In my grilled chicken sandwich. Don't put the word hair with food ever. I won't eat angel hair pasta, no. It's got hair in it, I'm not hair. Hair isn't working.

Hair is gross Gross the chicken was maybe too The chicken as hair thin as hair the lettuce was maybe too wouldn't even call them pieces so small can't taste them And I can't be for sure if the chicken is fully cooked either. That's a problem Three years later still sucks. Drive through slow as hell. This is wild man. Okay, Anthony, one star. I just left after coming through for breakfast and it was terrible. Not only did it take forever, but I got biscuits. We're cold. I got biscuits. We are cold The eggs and the eggs and sausage was hot It was hot. They was hot. Okay, just cold hard biscuits though Seems like whoever cook whoever the cook is they don't care about quality at all

I've gave this place lots of chances after leaving stuff out of my order or getting it wrong But that was the last draws the last draw draws not the last draw That was the last draws cold freaking biscuits at 530 a.m Yeah, well, you don't want to piss off Southerners about this. They get very upset. Yeah, they're best They take them dead-ass serious. that is some dead ass serious shit I'm from Addison and I think it's a great idea for us to get a Jax but too many mess-ups I will not be back that's the last draws that's the last draws and that's the last review of Jax let's move on to Arizona now bouncing all around the place here. We're going to Arizona. We are going to 641 West Southern Ave and Mesa. This is to a Sunrise Preschool location. They have those all over Phoenix.

Those Sunrise Preschools. This has 4.3 stars out of 55 reviews. Now, I want five stars for a preschool. Hey, I want five stars for a preschool and I want every fucking person to go here to tell us their experience. Good or bad? I'm not just looking for bone chicken. This is my kids being watched. This is a totally different thing here.

So this is, yeah there it is, Mesa. Here's five stars. Okay, Celeste. After a few horrible childcare centers I can finally say that we found a wonderful one. I love how involved the teachers are with the children and how you get daily updates on how they're doing. The teachers are amazing and truly deserve credit for their dedication to their roles.

I'm happy to have found this center. I appreciate you all. That's great. Kid doing thriving it sounds like. Robin, 5 stars. I love this location My children have all gone here and my oldest raves on about her daycare teachers and my toddler absolutely loves his teacher. Ms Cheryl as she made transitioning to a big kid class smooth

The staff are super friendly and helpful and we've been coming here for almost three years and they feel like family Jason and Lashonda are always eager to help and answer questions or concerns. Would highly recommend bringing your children here. Okay, so that's good. That sounds decent. Guess what, Sherlock? This one isn't.

Yeah. I want just old women here. Old women are, or yeah, I guess. I just want old salty mean women watching the kids. Yeah, I want like salty, I want mean women watching the kids. Yeah, I want like salty I want like old foreign women, too. Yeah. Yeah Well, like like like like all of like my Italian relatives like them. Yeah, those kids are gonna get fed They're gonna be taken care of if anybody tries to diddle them. They'll stab them in the throat with their Apple knife

It's fucking great. Yeah Love it Jacqueline one one star Okay had the worst experience at this location her kid got bitten My child was coming home with bite marks twice a week. Yeah, that's the that's that's the main complaint always with these places Kids bite. That's so always gonna be always by kids love to bite other kids man. They love it Yeah, that's the funny thing is and when I ask questions about Questions not a single person in that building had anything to say besides. This is the way kids communicate

Talk to each other through their morse code and nibbles sometimes they bite each other sometimes they fuck each other's faces It's you never know. It's just a the happy. It's the bites We let it go though. It's their own little society in there. That's all They don't know English. They're frustrated. They bite. That's what happens. You'd bite too if you couldn't speak When asked what they were doing to prevent this from continuing to be an issue, I got no response. They just stared blankly at her. I don't know man.

You know those suits you wear to train dogs? Maybe try those. Bring what you're getting one of those. Kelsey, one star. My 9 month old was enrolled for 3 weeks in the infant room. In those 3 weeks he got a cold, expected, but then had a nasty stomach bug and would only throw up at school. I suspect the milk was not being heated up and given cold or they were not washing their hands. Or the milk wasn't cold.

It was bad. Yeah. Yeah. Every day at pick up he was covered head to toe in dirt. Their floors were not clean at all, which is horrible, especially in an infant room where they play solely on the ground. Director was horrible and rude and did not belong in a daycare facility. Okay, the only friendly management person was a man who the director made very clear was the quote third in charge. If you asked me, he needs to be the director because he was great. The teachers were friendly most of the time, although they threw away my child's feeding schedule

on day one and refused to follow my guidelines. Because yeah, they eat at whatever times they eat. There's no, you don't get your own schedule. When I, don't need that, there you go. When I picked him up on day one, he hadn't had a bottle in six hours. That seems a little long. They also practice unsafe formula methods.

They mix the rest of the leftover formula into a new bottle. Not okay. Yeah, you toss that. I suspect that that could be the reason why my child was very stick sick with a stomach bug. I will never be returning to the center and I would not recommend this center to anyone. Okay, Jonathan one star. This first sentence is all caps. All of the good reviews are fake. The school is horrible. Okay. Wow. My son went for one day and already the experience was horrid. Don't take your kids here. They'll neglect them and leave them unsupervised. That's a wild accusation. Um, when I went to pick him up, the door was wide open.

No one was in the front office for over 10 minutes so anyone could just walk in and take your kids. My son's name wasn't in the sign in out book so they didn't want me to let me pick him up. You watched me bring him in. Then I got a report that he was bitten by a kid while he was just washing his hands. Then when I walk into the room to get in, he's practically sitting in the sink eating the toys.

He's soaking wet and sunburnt. We just sat him outside for like four hours today because he was being a little bit of a problem. He'd been wandering around doing his own thing. I mean, he left for a while, said he was going to get something to eat, came back, I don't know, you know, we figured he was alright. Then he pulled the stopper in the sink and said jacuzzi And then he started farting going. There's the bubbles

There they are figured he does this shit at home and he said I'm turning the jets on and just started ripping them Alright, I guess let him do what he wants here is that'll be here soon to get him like a cigar. This is all right, I guess let him do what he wants here. His dad will be here soon to get him. To add to that, when we got home, when we get home, he had a horrible rash and there were wood chips in his diaper. What? Doesn't seem good.

Maybe they're putting him in there to soak him up like cedar. Maybe they're putting him to soak the pee up like in a hamster cage. Horrible daycare. Do not take your kids here. It's not worth it. It doesn't sound like it Marsha Marsha One star I definitely wouldn't recommend this place to anyone every time I would step foot in this daycare the kids would be would never be under control. There's absolutely no structure whatsoever

The kids are constantly fighting and running around the classrooms while the teachers pay no attention to what's going on Yeah, they're two. They're not teaching them shit. Yeah constantly fighting and running around the classrooms while the teachers pay no attention to what's going on. Yeah, they're two. They're not teaching them shit. Yeah. What are you teaching a two-year-old? Besides don't bite that person. That's the only thing you can teach them successfully.

That's it. Hopefully. Yeah. Don't put your neighbor in your mouth. Yeah, they bite because they haven't learned how to punch yet. That's the difference. If you teach your kid off your back foot, you know really with the extend they won't be biting anybody Much better that way from the legs buddy

It's all from the legs. It's like it's like pitching. It's the same thing. You're pushing off that back What you really want to get it into it there? Yeah, well, you can get a good knockout on that little shit So this place is horrible. I wish I could I wish I would have taken my children out sooner They really don't care about the children like that Like that like that They don't keep up with your children's belongings and they send them home any kind of way face nasty food on their clothes wood chips And their hair shoes don't tie their shoes Just basically let the kids do what they want to do and the owner is just money hungry

But can't even run her establishment the right way and then with some extra little things fuck sunrise yeah with six exclamation points so she means it fuck sunrise biatch Maira one star she's a long one okay hope you got something to say Myra. So yesterday was my low second day in daycare. I don't know what that means. Will first, I guess since the other day was a trial for a couple hours, it came to my concern when I've had changed her diaper when I see a pretty big bruise on her thigh that looks like a thumb bruise print and I had let them know that it was going to take her some time since

she is so attached to me and daycare itself was already super hard for not only her but me and then seeing this it doesn't it doesn't give me no comfort as well as seeing my kids not being comfort as they said they would for her to feel comfortable. Oh boy. Wow. The last two times I left her I monitored her through cameras they have. The first official day she started she was in there about 6.40am and they were with her

for about five minutes after that. They left her crying her lungs out by herself on the floor and they're sat beside two I talked to were pretty rude and short sentence me all the time. They short sentence me. You can't do that. And I currently went in to ask about the bruise and the front lady tried to avoid my question

and I asked again and told me they wouldn't be able to tell me to go ask the workers. And I went to ask, but and told me they wouldn't be able to tell me to go ask the workers and I went to ask but they told me they didn't know anything about it and they told me to ask the lady in the front and she told me to call in the morning so I could ask the morning people but usually they don't check on them when they cry all the time. That's a review. Oh boy. Very little punctuation there as well. Next up, one star from E, I would not recommend this daycare if you want to be assured that your kid will be well taken care of. If you don't give a shit about your kid, by all means. Throw them in here.

Throw them in here. Get them all bruised and dirty. Yeah. Hernan, one star, I'm not happy regarding the response from the director regarding an injury investigation. I'll be going to call, I'll be going to calling your corporate office for follow-up. Okay.

And then the response from the owner, and there's very few responses here, says we're sorry to hear that you're unhappy. We would definitely like to speak with you about your experience. Please call Lori at our corporate office, and there's a number, so. Apparently they don't want that happening too.

Okay, Danielle one star. My son only went here for a little bit over a month and we ended up unrolling him yesterday. I witnessed a lot of concerning things in a short amount of time before things started happening to my son with no explanation. I've walked past the playground to hear a little girl screaming and crying at the top of her lungs because she was being hit by another girl. The teachers were idly standing by and chatting to one another. I had to tell them what was happening.

I have no idea how they heard nothing. They're just placing wagers on who's going to win. Yes, which we do. Kid fights. Dude, you would bite 10 a.m. of your first day teaching there. You would turn you would tune the a.m. of your first day teaching there, you would turn, you would tune the sound of screaming children out.

For sure. You wouldn't even hear it anymore. Two weeks ago on a Friday, I'm changing my son's clothes when we get home from daycare and I see a horrible bite on his shoulder. The mark barely went away two weeks later. Nobody told us this happened. Nobody wrote an accident report. I emailed the school director photos and expressed my concern.

Come Monday morning I find out his teacher saw exactly what happened and says her communication will get better. We'll figure it out. I'll say something about it next time. Sorry about that. Next time we'll see. I'll at least tell you about it. Miss Darcy said she would look into everything and call me back and of course she never did. I gave them one more chance just to pick up my just to

pick my son up yesterday and he has a black eye. This kid is he's getting his ass whooped in here. It's a baby fight club going on. Get this kid into some self-defense class. Dude, baby fight club. He's getting rolled. We just got him a concealed carry now that's what he's gonna do. You letting him bring the good snacks and they're beating him up for him. Maybe that's what it is They're like chocolate Teddy grams get over here bitch. Those are mine now Come here Aiden. I went in and told him he's not going back there and I want my incident report They tried to say they'd have it for me the next day. Not acceptable. Again, they said nothing about seeing him with a black eye, felt no need to call or write a report.

His father and I have had to say something, otherwise they would probably never would have. Also, I want to mention that Miss Darcy, the school director, has no business working around children. She was absolutely rude to me when I was very nicely expressing my concerns yesterday. She had this nasty grin on her face and I've heard she's this way every time something happens.

I'm sorry but I don't think my son having a black eye is funny or something to smile about. Police report filed and I hope parents reading these reviews never let their children go to this horrible place. Darsen gave him the black eye. She's fucking sick. Come here, your mom's a bitch, pow. Tired of hearing shit reviews, you little bastard. Boom. Also want to mention that when I pick up my son, he's absolutely filthy and smells horrible.

They don't keep your children even the slightest bit clean all day due to the fact that they probably have way too many to keep up with. Wow. Crystal, stinky baby. Yeah. Your baby shouldn't stink unless it's a dirty diaper or something. Crystal one star. This is very short. Let's put it this way. I wouldn't even let them watch my dog. Oh. Wouldn't let them watch my goddamn dog. And then finally,

And then finally, uh, Telstra, Telstra, Tesla, sorry, one star. You cannot judge a book by its cover, quote unquote. The school looks great from the outside. My daughter always said she wanted to go there when driving by. So I enrolled her. Well, lucky, lucky you don't live near the jail. That's what you do for your strip club or something else. Go there.

Alright, well, here's the application. Play girls. You're going to fill it out, right? Okay. From there on out it was I don't want to go. One of her blankets was sent home with another kid one day. I tried to be understanding and figured it was a mistake. The blanket was never retrieved.

It was a blanket she's had since birth. Oh, that's the blankie. Yeah. Oh boy. Of course, I sent another blanket for her to have at nap time. I then saw this preschool on the news. A kid was left on the bus for hours alone by one of their staff. Wow. How do you, how do you not have a driver? You just parked and was like, bye and left a kid in there. How the fuck do you do that? You just parked and was like bye and left a kid in there. How the fuck do you do that?

I decided I was done with this preschool and went in to pay my daughter's final tuition and collect her belongings They had on of theirs. They had I guess one of their staff Take me to get her things when we went to my daughter's classroom and checked her cubby her blanket was again missing and another Kids blanket was in her cubby. I followed the staff to four different rooms including their extremely dirty laundry room. They didn't even seem to know if my daughter was in a downstairs class or had been moved to an upstairs class. Both teachers in each room said she isn't in this class. Again she just goes she went out she'll be back. She didn't tell us where she was going.

She went to turn in her application. Fuck she just started working here, actually. She's watching the other kids. Her blanket was nowhere to be found. This is being the second time. I was very irritated. The front desk said they would look for it and give me a call. Of course, I never heard from them.

This is a very disorganized, irresponsible preschool. You can't lose the Highlander. That blanket has to be around always. It's the good one, it's the one. My daughter had a doggie, it was called, a dog stuffed animal thing that I bought her when she was born, the day she was born. And it was hers.

She still has the fucking thing. It doesn't carry it around with her anymore because she's 24, but it's still. Pass her seat, buckle down. Around, yeah. She's like, it's for the HOV lane. Don't worry about it But if someone would have taken that or if she would have been fucking apoplectic for days It would have been horrifying like if she like left it at the babysitters

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I gotta go back. Shit. Okay, it gets even better. From, I can- I use it in my vag only. Can walk around with it in, and I like to check myself with a mirror Periodically to see my juices running out of it. I'm gonna vomit Sarah my god woman. What the fuck is wrong with you? What happened to you a lot?

Holy shit. She likes to see it. I want to see my juices running out of it She has another one for Thanksgiving turkey that she uses he's a 70 GTO. I like watching the oil leak. Yeah, it's nice Wow Michaela four stars it felt better than I thought it would Why would you get it if you didn't think it would feel good? I thought it was. Why would you get it if you didn't think it would feel good? I thought it was going to be flimsy, but after I popped it inside me and proceeded to clean things, it left me with a nice gape after. Good lord.

And it felt pretty good in me. Not too big and most important, not too small. Easy to clean and it's silicone just and feels like pretty good quality. Yeah, I're done. I am horrified right now, horrified. We're in so much trouble. My God, especially because, you know, I thought women were a little better,

but no, you're just as sick. You're worse. You're worse. Johnny four stars, good value for the price. Nice butt plug, but the hole needs to be bigger in the shaft longer. He wants to get fucked through this thing. Yeah that's not going to work. That's not what this is for. This is just a peekaboo. Mr. R, 4 stars, looks fun. Haven't used it yet

so can't rate. Why the fuck did you rate it then? 4 stars then. Okay. Keoni 3 stars. Fun toy with an aperture about as wide as a binocular eyelet. That's big right? That's well the one you see and not big enough to fuck but too big. I don't want it in my asshole I'll tell you that much. Too big for me. It's too big for my taste but I've had similar toys and this was fun

It's aperture is about as wide as a finger so not much to do besides peek into the forbidden eye right the forbidden Selling three stars no bad. That's a whole review. No bad This whole review no bad no bad or it's not bad at all. Not bad. No bad I don't know We don't know but he said no bad twice the title of the review is no bad and then the body of the review is no bad So he means no fucking bad We can't figure he says so who knows he's got something up his ass. We don't know what he's thinking

He's got other problems can't think straight Yeah, D two stars shaft is too short. I Should have paid closer attention to the dimensions Because it's smaller than I thought but the major problem is the shaft is too short. So it will not seat properly Your seat isn't proper and there's a possibility of it getting sucked in. Yeah that's like a black hole. Once it's in there you're gonna have to go to the doctor to get rid of it. You're not gonna... I've learned there's there's two muscles in there and one will slam door. Oh you're done yeah. That's plenty of people go to the emergency room with things up their ass.

And an explanation of how the plastic material is stiff enough, which is good, so it doesn't collapse once inserted, you know, because your asshole wants to close back up again probably. Christina. Water tight, man. Christina, two stars, nice size, too hard. It won't bend, so insertion is impossible unless you've already stretched it to this size you have to pre gauge your asshole to get in here

Sky two stars it was too small needs two sizes bigger, then I'll give a better review Once I really can gape out my asshole then I'll tell you I'm so gape this thing falls right out Falls right out. Falls right out. It's just me normally. Alvin, one star. It is somewhat uncomfortable to insert, but the most worrying thing is that fucking, what, Theodore wanted to check it, take a look in there?

What are we talking about? The most worrying thing is that it can be complete since the cap is very soft and small and you could end up in a hospital room to have it removed. Yes, exactly. Anything you put up there, that's the biggest worry. That's always the biggest worry. Make sure you hold onto that. Alright, last few here.

One Star Careful is the title. I should have noticed the base of it is as small as the same size as the insertion part You can easily lose this thing inside you. I won't be using this thing again out of fear Fear ash one star horrible the design has sharp edges Not something you want to shove inside yourself. It's too large and uncomfortable the amount of people. It's too large. It's too small Everybody's ass so these people have fickle assholes. That's all I- You can't please everybody, James.

No, you really can't. And this is the one that would, this wouldn't please anybody. And I'd love to know what this person's eating and their whole body chemistry, but one star, it melted! Three exclamation points. What?

What is inside of your butt, man? The microwave and the dishwasher in you? No, literally melted away. I had to clean a whole mess out of my drawers. Absolutely do not recommend, it isn't pure silicone. When they say drawers, I don't think he means dresser drawer. I think he means his pants. I think this thing melted into a silicone.

Yeah, which is probably not advised Like an altoid yeah, we both went to mint isn't that strange How do we both get there? Put in your mouth? That's a melt away else. Yeah, so there you go everybody That is your asshole viewer five your viewfinder five thousand asshole edition Enjoy that so that is crazy stuff. Hope you've enjoyed this week. If you have, listen to our other two shows as well, Crime and Sports and Small Town Murder, which are just like what they sound like. Also follow us on social media. Great. Give us five stars on whatever app you're listening to. Tell your friends and watch out for things that are too big to put in your asshole everybody. Bye. Follow your stupid opinions on the Wondery app, Amazon Music, or wherever you get your podcasts.

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