Your Stupid Opinions - Dirtiest Hotel In America, Hoarder Paradise, Nipspresso

Episode Date: January 13, 2025

More of the craziest reviews, from all around the internet! We check out the hotel that has ben repeatedly voted "Dirtiest Hotel In The US". A thrift shop that may make you feel like you're in a hoarder house, but with sky high prices. A very personal item that looks very simple, but somehow still confuses some people & much more!!Join comedians James Pietragallo and Jimmie Whisman as they explore the most opinionated part of the internet: The Reviews Section!Subscribe and we will see you every Monday with Your Stupid Opinions!!!Don't forget to rate & review!!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Wondery plus subscribers can listen to your stupid opinions ad free right now join Wondery plus in the Wondery app or on Apple podcasts Hello everybody and welcome back to Your Stupid Opinions. Hey! Thank you so much for joining us. My name is James Petragallo. I'm here with my co-host. I'm Jimmy Wissman. We are very pumped to bring you more complaints and grievances from all over the internet

and all over different things to do, places to be, you name it. And we are going to talk bad about it. And of course, personal items. We have our personal items. Sorry it, and we are gonna talk bad about it. And of course, personal items. We have our personal items, sorry about last week when we couldn't get to it. We missed it. We will get to it, it'll be our second thing this week,

so we'll definitely get to it. And we're gonna start out though here, let's jump right into this bad boy. We are gonna start out at Thrift and Treasures. Oh yeah, thrift store. Okay, thrift, it's a, yeah, it's, Thrift and Treasures. Oh yeah. Okay. Thrift store. Thrift store. Yeah, it's, the idea of it seems like it would be I don't mind a thrift store, antique store.

Yeah, thrift and treasures, it sounds like, you know, I mean they got some real old shit in there. This place is a mess. It is in Ocean City, Maryland, 2609 Philadelphia Avenue, Ocean City, Maryland, and it has 2.1 stars on Google. What? Really?

Out of 147 reviews. It's a complete shit show. This place is a mess. It looks like a Dollar General inside. You know, like the dollar stores look like someone just picked it up and shook it and put it back down again. That's what this place looks like Inside which is real weird. Let's find out what people think here

Let's go to Lucas with five stars because some people like this and we always have to be fair and you have the five stars, too So here we go five stars and this is a very recent one too as a longtime thrifter This store is a gem sure thrift andasures rewards the thrifter who enjoys to spend time exploring and indulge in their curiosity. This is the type of person who would love to pick through an old lady's attic. Just go through it and pick the cobwebs off. A place like this, you're either either gonna walk in and it's gonna completely Just fucking burn out your senses when you walk in there. You just overwire, you know

Overdrive you're gonna go nuts or you're gonna see it and go. Oh, I want to dig under that what's in there There's only one or two reactions you could have they say Julie the owner resonates an amazing vibe. As an extremely friendly down to earth person, as a small business owned by an OC native, the prices are extremely fair, some of the clothes I bought were less expensive than Goodwill and the trinkets were certainly fun and unique. If you love to thrift, have great conversation and support local businesses, this place is your thrift store. That's your thrift store, sir. I guarantee you, you'll find something rad.

Fascinating person. At the end, rad. Yeah. If you love to thrift and having great conversation with strangers with piles of garbage, this is the place for you. Those stories on the news where somebody finds something incredibly valuable for like a dollar 99 and it's on the news for a reason because it's not normal. It doesn't happen. So that's why it's a national story. Yeah it's very raising. Next up Julia five stars found great things for resale in my online

store. She has so many good deals. I want to come all the way back from Julia five stars found great things for resale in my online store She has so many good deals. I want to come all the way back from, Pennsylvania to enjoy her little slice of heaven It's a must-see the hours are wrong when it was open So don't go by Google drive by the door is open so glad I did what tell us what the hours are If you don't it says it closes at 10 a.m. Oh, no It says opens at 10 a.m. And was close. So I don't know when either way just drive by the doors open Just go in it's open go in pile of shit in there. Okay next up one star here. All right now Let's get to this absolutely no room to move Workers hover around you and take and hold your items while you look around and quite genuinely stare at you the entire time

The people in there were walking directly into me in my group absolutely zero manners But that isn't the workers faults the prices are absolutely absurd and outrageous $25 for a sleeping tank talk a tank top $50 for a small dish sleeping tank top, $50 for a small dish? It makes no sense and is widely overpriced for zero reason. Better off going and buying the items at full price as the tank top was no more than $5 new. The aisles are so extremely small you can barely move through them. Do not recommend in the slightest.

$25? $25 seems excessive for a tank top at a thrift store. Is this person trying to, hmm, is it a thrift store or is it an antique shop? Do you know what I mean? Well, nowadays they kinda like to do it both ways. Yeah. You'll get that and they'll say like,

oh, this is like a retro, it's a vintage tank top. So it's $40, even though I got it for a dollar at a garage sale shop I went to I forget where it was, but they tried to call the things vintage It was just an old flannel, and then they had screen printed some shit on the back It's like yeah fucked with this now. Yeah now. It's worth even less now. It's worthless There was a show I think it was on Netflix of some some guy who had like a vintage clothes shop and got like old vintage jerseys and stuff like that.

Quote unquote vintage. It was just a bunch of shit and garbage. So reproduced, yeah. And he'd be like, yeah man, found this at the thrift store, it was 12 bucks. I could sell it for like 150. And it was like, you scumbag. It's $12 because that's what it's worth, you motherfucker. God damn it.

Chase, one star star cluttered and disgusting Smell is rancid. Oh good smells entered into this now Now it smells like it looks the stores a mess and people watch you all the time. I felt very uncomfortable They charge a dollar per sticker. I got ten stickers and she charged me 1275. What a scam Got ten stickers and she charged me 1275 what a scam How that's just bad math sir yeah, it feels like you picked up a $3 sticker. I was gonna say did you tell her no That's not correct. My math is better than that or perhaps she threw tax on it. I don't know Not 275 on $10. That's yeah, that's 27 percent. It's a little it's a little excessive. I think I tax Barrowland doing that. I don't know this person sums it up with the nest next sentence. I think bunch of freeloading scammers

Freeloading for some reason they're staying in his extra room to it not being right Eat my pop tarts all the time on me And watched someone donate a bag of clothes and the workers said none of though these were donated the shoes and clothing are disgustingly dirty and muddy 20 for a ripped up hat and 10 for shoes that were 10 years old looking Thank you. Yeah, well, I mean how much how much cheaper than $10? Can you sell a pair of shoes for yeah? I don't I mean honestly. It's either $10 or we throw it in the trash. That's what I mean how much how much cheaper than ten dollars can you sell a pair of shoes for yeah? I don't mean I mean honestly. It's either ten dollars, or we throw it in the trash. That's what I mean Yeah, two dollar shoes. That's just taking up fucking space. We got we got rent to pay here. Yeah, well they're freeloaders

They don't play Rebecca one star and shitload of reviews from this person, run in the opposite direction. Wow, run. Run. Is it dangerous? What lives under those piles of shit? My mom, daughter and I stopped in as super experienced thrift shoppers. We were excited to check them out.

We were there for less than two minutes when the owner was rude to another group of people browsing the store, causing us to immediately Feel awkward and uncomfortable the items that did have prices were outrageously high the owner slash workers in the store Follow you around like you're planning on robbing them of their junk This seems to be very common. Yeah, yeah, and these are like I'm just looking at their pictures These are all middle-aged white ladies. So they're not don't steal that it's not like you know oh a group of eight fifteen year olds came in and they followed them around this is just like some lady and her mom and daughter coming in seems pretty innocuous make sure those people don't steal it's interesting

they make you feel so uncomfortable you will just want to leave. Seriously, it's all junk anyway. The only things you are missing out on are stained clothing, outdated slash expired makeup products, overpriced knickknacks, etc. All overpriced junk. If I could give them zero stars, I would! You did it! Yay! Yes, nailed it. Fucking nailed it.

It's a shame. We love to support local businesses man, okay Kara one star getting right into this one the lady that owns this this thrift store is a straight scam artist Free loading fucking scammers All of her I all of her items are about triple the amount of normal thrift store prices My mother bought one of my nieces some really cute wedge sandals And she was walking in them and the strap ripped and broke off the sandals What when she went back to get a refund you can't get a refund to the thrift store because the clothes didn't last

That's there there. They have mileage on them. How much mileage? We don't know. It's like buying a 34 Ford. Who knows how far it's gone. We have no idea. Everything in the thrift store is as is. Can we say that?

Right. It's just as is. There's no refunds. There's no warranties. No warranties. That's fucking crazy. The woman said she did not care for what my mother did with them and she could throw them

away. Did with them, walked on them. I don't care what you do with them. I don't care what you did with them. She did end up giving her back five dollars for them when my mother paid six dollars. Okay, well you got it back. You got it. You're fine.

If you didn't get a dollar out of that, that's on you. The dollar was that she walked off that dollar. Again, that's what happened. She had a horrible attitude and people should not shop there unless they want to get scammed really bad. A ton of junk and it's so crowded that if there are other people in there, you can't even walk through the aisles. One of the worst customer service experiences I've had in my whole entire existence.

Really? That is dramatic. You lost a dollar? Because you lost a dollar. And the clothes were kind of dirty. That's your worst experience ever. The worst ever. Congrats on such a great life.

Wow. Rachel One Star, she has like kind of a title here and it's in quotes I mean, when mental health owns a business is the quotes that she puts on top. I guess negative, bad mental. I think so. This place was all caps bizarre. It was very cluttered, musky and items are overpriced. Half melted candle for $10.

Musky. Yeah. The musk of a, of a, a man who's been working in the yard all day. Musk musky. I think they met musty, but I think so. But musky is funnier. Much funnier wild animal in here. Yeah. It's very musky. I caught him though. It was good. Eat. Beaver musk. The muskies are good eatin'. My four year old niece wanted stickers and they immediately made her hand them to the

one worker as if she was going to steal them. They charged a dollar per sticker, not even the nice vinyl ones. Don't waste your time. The only quote treasure and adventure we got was the hilarious memories of how ridiculous this place is. That's fun. That's fun. Yeah. And what's the worst? You lose $6 on a fucking pair of sandals. Who cares? A dollar, a dollar. Not even? Goddamn, Olivia. You're sticky and fuck. I don't trust you That's fucking hilarious, man Olivia one star this place was so packed in with junk that you can't even get to some of the rooms Everything was also overpriced for a thrift store. There's a theme going on here

The first time I tried to go in it was 20 minutes before close and we got turned away as soon as we walked in. There are also employees that act as security and just creepily stare at you throughout the store, not even trying to hide the fact that they're staring you down and it just felt uncomfortable. It's overpriced and they stare at you. I feel like that's... But also, we got to stop letting people get away with, I showed up 20 minutes before closing time. Yeah, and you're an asshole. You're an asshole. You're the real problem.

If this is a bad experience, it's on you. I won't go to McDonald's 20 minutes before closing. No! I won't. I'm not doing it. You're getting shit, and you're getting shit experience 20 minutes before closing. Either that, or I'm making them fucking redo a bunch of shit and then re-clean it and they don't need that shit. It's fine, I'll find something else.

My bad, I waited too long. If you have that experience, it's on you. No review necessary. Nope. Katie, one star. If I could give none, I would. Close, that's close. He's swinging a mess still.

It's almost there. You're close. Check out the other lady. She had it right. I couldn't wait to get on here and leave a review. I was literally followed by someone who didn't speak English and didn't know any of the prices. Just someone shouting a foreign language at them

and then you ask a price and they don't know. They yelled something in a foreign language at you. Followed around by them. Followed around. There were like four people trained to follow you around when they should have been organizing and price tagging items because nothing had a price tag and she made up prices while we were checking out.

Just look at it. 25 I think, yeah sure. Trained. Trained. Trained to follow. I wanna go to their training sessions, the school they go to. They're picking up dirt and taste and she went that way.

There it is in the wind. I smell her musk. There's a musk in the air. Oh that's normal here never mind. That must have been her. I've never felt so uncomfortable shopping at a thrift store. They acted like that was high end, that was high end item at the freaking thrift store. Okay. This was a horrible and very uncomfortable experience. Never again. Okay. Never again. Jen, one star. Most people have said it already and I don't care much about the inability to, and I don't care so much about the inability to walk in some sections because there's too much stuff It's more about the prices. I'm a seasoned thrifter. Oh

So I know what things cost Wow, so I just picture like just that her face is just sun leather I'm seasoned. I'm a seasoned thrifter and I've never have I seen such high prices for used items Many things are priced for what I believe you could get new I saw a lot I wanted but the price tag scared me off because we looked through half the store example one foot ceramic eagle statue Number one. Why do you want that? She loves it that shit that you you know your grandmother dies, and you throw that out She loves it that shit that you you know your grandmother dies, and you throw that out

Or you you have a yard sale a state sale, and you let somebody needle you down to three dollars for it They wanted two hundred fifty dollars for Okay, what is it faberge who the fuck made that they was it carved by a famous artist What's happening here to Michelangelo carved this thing por It was porcelain, what was it? Ceramic. Ceramic, wow. It's a shit ceramic eagle. Yeah. Scratched up cutting boards, $15 plus. Whoa.

Used throw pillows, $30 each. They have jizz on them. Oh my, yeah. People's fluids are on there. Yes, a housewife tucked that in the small of her back so her husband could get deeper. Get that out of here. Get it out. I don't want that.

Get it out. Nope. Said, no, now you're hitting it. There you go. Now it's worth the money. 30 bucks. Maybe she had fond memories of it. That's why she charged 30 bucks.

Well, that jizz means it works. It works. That means the jizz means it's working. It's a shame because it looks like they could just move items but it'll be a hard market to sell. Two. Okay. Um, Jesus.

Brooke one star. A lower rating is needed. Okay that's, you messed it up. Come on. You really fucked up Brooke. You fucked it all up. Wow Brooke. This place was unbelievable.

The fire marshal definitely needs to be involved. The smell was musty, cluttered as an understatement. More like hoarders. Musty, you got it right. Hoarders. The price. Hoarders house. That sounds great.

I want to know how many dead cats are in here. The prices were above brand new costs. Some items were broken and dirty, others were actually trash. The owner was running around frantically and kept asking what people were holding or what they were looking at. There was a younger woman standing near the front and after saying excuse me, she stood still there watching as if she was security. There wasn't much room for walking.

I believe this makes quote thrift stores look bad. This also makes Ocean City look like garbage. The lady must own that space because there's no way anyone would rent to this. In this photo, she's writing down information for a small Peppa Pig toy he bought. It had a brand new sticker from another store for $5, and she sold it for $3. I guess this is her documenting her sales, not sure. And here is a picture of her.

40% off, yeah. Look at the background. I love that they've let, whoa, what's going on with her arm, too, Jesus. Oh my God, shit's just stacked up. Look at it, it's stacked. It looks like somebody's fucking shed that they haven't been in in 20 years It looks like it looks like the craft room at everybody's grandma's house. It's fucked but it but worse

Yeah, there's like shit on top of shit. It's the junk. That's the it's the building equivalent of a drunk drawer That's what this is like. I don't know what there's a keyboard here I see one of these 3D art pictures over here. With a wicker basket sitting on top of all of it. And a one foot ceramic eagle. So Ocean gives one star, super cluttered and overpriced. It was like walking around a hoarder's house. Employees always up in your business.

All up in your shit. What are you holding? Oh, you got a peppa pig there. All up in your business like you, like anyone would ever want to steal any of that garbage they're selling. Don't waste your time. Just skip this one. Okay.

Joanna one star, very sketchy and pushy. Uses Google to take a picture of the item and charge you the brand new price. Wow. Seven to ten dollars for a very clearly dollar store hair clip. Insane. Should learn the meaning and purpose of a thrift store. Seven dollars in a thrift store for a hair clip. Get the fuck out of here.

Not an antique hair clip that's from the 1800s or some shit, no. This is from two years ago that somebody bought Ed fucking Walgreens. It's plastic yeah. Yeah unbelievable. Wow one star from A this store looks more like a hoarders house than an actual place to shop. It is definitely a fire hazard which is why they make you wait to get in. There is literal trash being sold that the owner claims they bought from people. Everything is way over price

Clown pictured was marked at $50. Okay. It's a little tiny. Look at this a little clown figurine $50 it's the size of someone's hand. Yeah $50. Why is she charging this shit? It's any I don't understand what the hell's ladies doing. Oh, here's a closer picture of it I don't understand what the hell this lady's doing. Oh, here's a closer picture of it by the way here How does she it's just a little that's fifty dollars fifty dollars, and it's just on a pile of shit It's not even like sitting on a shelf. It's in a pile There's an old wallet here looks like some big league chew or some shit over here a little notepad. It's just in a pile of shit Wow So weird one star from Sonya tried to take my purse and put somewhere while I was shopping and

said purse not allowed. The less common A-L-O-U-D spelling of allowed. I told my husband to come on we're leaving. Tried to get him to stay and shop. That wasn't happening. Let your bitch of a wife go. You stay and shop. You keep shopping there fella. That'll go over. It'll go over big later, huh? That's gonna be great

Holy shit tone one star I walked in here looking for cheap pants I Just love that what yeah, I picture him having no pants on I picture him having no pants on. Walking in in boxer shorts going, I really need a pair of pants. I'm in a pinch, guys. I need pants. I just want cheap ones. Like fucking bubbles in his friend after they dented that guy's car.

38.32, let's go. The second I walked in, I was shocked. This is a man who's walking in with no pants and he was shocked. Not shocking. The door's halfway covered by a ball of clothes sticking out and I have to leap over a bundled up blanket on the ground just to get to the back. The lady is nice but she seems very creepy.

Okay, walking around this place is like playing that one game on TV where you have to match your body shape in the wall. What is that? I don't know what game that is. You have to turn into a square or something? I don't know. I don't understand.

I don't understand what the hell they're talking about. Oh, I noticed that. Yeah, you got to put your hands and legs in a certain to get through the body shape. Oh, okay. Okay. It's that crowded and junk. It's like they found random items and threw them all over the place. I finally found some pants.

Yeah. And with no price tag on anything, I asked how much a ripped up bottom pair of pants cost. These were a no-name pair of jeans. This wasn't a good pair. She said they'd be $25. I could buy jeans for $10 at Walmart, brand new, but the $1 ripped up jeans in my hands were not $25. Also the place reeks of must and it's sweating in there. I don't know if they mean the actual place

is sweating or it's sweaty and they misdid it but I think the wall is sweating here honestly. The cash register stand is a cash register on top of junk. Finally, Lo, one star. By far the worst most demented shop I've ever experienced. Demented. It's mental health. Holy shit. An insane hoarder collection disguised as a thrift store whose prices were absolutely insane.

All caps. $240 for a set of stoneware plates and bowls. A $17 used Avon cream. Actually it was just people's old half thing of makeup. A lot of Avon shit you got for free too. Yeah, I was probably came with shit. Yeah. Actually it was pretty amusing, but don't expect to actually leave with anything. Yeah, just go laugh My Christ, this is fucking funny a bunch of reviews about just hoarders like like being in a hoarder house They asked my mom to leave her purse in the car Can't bring your purse right of theft. They really I don't know what happened in this place, but holy shit, that is fucking,

I'm just gonna do one more, because it's funny. Okay, Aileen, one star, went here just a couple minutes ago, and I am horrified. The lady was acting as if everything was gold when it was all really trash. There was a rusted old stroller for sale outside that would require a tetanus shot to use it. The old lady, who I believe was the owner was rude as ever.

I was looking at something through a case, through a case shut and she pushed me over to tell me not to touch anything inside the closed case. I told her. That's very protected. Wow, I told her I was just looking and she yelled at me and said that she was just telling me. Then she, well I'm just telling you. Well I'm just looking and she yelled at me and said that she was just telling me then she

I'm just telling you Okay, then she proceeds to tell another customer who was finished paying. Where were those bracelets you had? The customer told her that she had put them back where she picked them up and the owner made the customer show her where she put The bracelets back because she thought everyone wanted to steal her hoard of trash. Unbelievable. This shop makes Ocean City look horrible. Sounds like it. Yeah. Holy fuck.

There's so many more too. It's everybody very accusatory of stealing. Yeah. Keep saying I was trying to steal $15 for a used pair of shorts. This lady has a hoarding problem. She's out of her mind. I hope she gets the help she needs. Shit like that.

Used coffee mugs, $8 plus. Get out of here. That's what they cost brand new, lady. That's less sometimes if you get them on sale or something. This is crazy, man Ladies are extremely rude followed me around the store They took an item from my friend's hand as if she was gonna steal it. They're just grabbing shit out of people's hands It's a fucking disaster. So okay, we've gone there

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Ha ha ha ha. I'll pay you to do that. Wow. If one star here from Pat, size is important. Is he? Or his, I don't know. In theory, idea is good. However, the overall size is not impressive. If this for a minitual a miniature nipple. It may work

Unfortunately, the big nips on this one here Unfortunately, the bulb that is supposed to create the vacuum is totally inadequate and could not remove a sufficient volume of air to produce the effect intended how fucking bigger big are your nips? Nipples are enormous. Filling the entire fucking- The whole cup before it sucks? God damn. As a side note, I received an email from the manufacturer slash supplier in China requesting

that I contact them as they needed more information to proceed. Sorry dude, not going to support your MSS, Ministry of State Security, nor your social scoring project in China. Okay. Wow, she somehow mixed up conspiracy theories with giant nipples in the same review. How the hell that happened? One star, terrible.

The plastic was sharp on one and had to be sanded down. Oh my god This motherfucker got Sanders out to you throw that away that yeah, it's $10 I'm not sanding it the rubber caps don't stay on properly So they just fall off try some other brand or type of product sure don't waste your money one star here from Jamie I read a lot of reviews before purchasing I read I guess I read a lot of reviews, but you get what you pay for Spend the money for something decent these do not work as described does not give pleasure was not worth the money like all sex toys Non refundable those are your nipple cups. I am that is the problem. Yeah, that's it

one star poor quality Bought as a joke. Oh, what the fuck do you care about the quality who cares? Photo is misleading as they show you have three for the price of one, but you actually only get one But you don't know which of the three you get What hold on what the picture has one on each nipple, right? but you actually only get one, but you don't know which of the three you get. What? Hold on, what? The picture has one on each nipple. Right, it's a pair. It's like a drawing.

And then it has one close up to show you what it is. And it says, yeah, okay, photo's misleading. They show you have three for the price of one, but you actually only get one, but you don't know which of the three you get. They're all the same, it's the same thing. It's the same product. Yeah. Aligning of back string is extremely off. What?

Back string. Back string. Poor quality, poor measurement. Is this person review the right product? I don't know that she got the right thing. I don't think they reviewed the right product. I think they put this review on a different product. They were like you put your One of your crafting items you refer you reviewed on your nipple clamps. This is crazy You fucked it all up through her purchased items and reviewed the wrong thing wrong fucking thing She's reviewing her cat toy

Yeah, the back none of that How would it have a back string? There's no string involved here. It's a cup on a thing. No string. Anyway, finally one star, cheap. And then the review in full is cheap and not worth one penny. Oh, that cheap.

Not even one. Should be given away. One penny, fuck you. None of that shit. Okay, so we've been to a hoarder's house. None of that shit. Okay. So we've been to a hoarder's house. We did that. We found our nipples aren't quite what we want them to be, but this thing helps. You know, it's for the price especially.

Sucked our belly buttons out, James. You could pop your belly button finally. You want an Audi? You got an Innie? There we got it for you. Now let's head to the, and this was voted four years in a row the dirtiest hotel in the United States What yes for straight years the dirtiest hotel in the United States It's that's an honor badge of honoring this no. It's closed down now

And I have an update for you at the end of this too because at the end there's a whole legal thing going on. It's a lot. This is the Hotel Carter. It is in Times Square and it has 3.1 stars out of 223 reviews somehow because it kept closing down and reopening. It has it. I've never seen this before.

I'm going to show you because I don't know if you've seen it before. This is on Google. It says one star hotel. One star. What does that mean? It's no toilet lock. I don't even doors that close. Yeah. 250 West 43rd Street, New York, New York. So quite right in that area. Right in that area there. Yeah, it's right there. Hotel details details this budget theater district hotel is three blocks from Times Square a five-minute job Drive from Rockefeller Center and 15 minute walk from the Empire State Building Simple traditionally furnished furnished rooms have private bathrooms with showers and tubs plus AC units and cable TV Some rooms provide views of Times Square Wi-Fi is available for a fee

Perks include a 24-hour front desk Someone works there. That's the one star and multilingual staff All sorts of languages they can talk to you at any language at any time of day It's also within a block of several dining options and bars. Now let's go into the deaths at this hotel. What? Yeah, this is from right off their Wikipedia here.

The hotel has recorded several homicides. November of 1983, a 25-day-old infant was beaten to death at the hotel. Oh my god! Her father, a hotel resident, classy guy, was charged with murder and child abuse. In 1987, a woman was thrown to her death out of a window from one of the top floors after witnesses heard arguing from the 16th floor. Yeah, that's a lot. 15th, maybe. Yeah, probably. The hotel's night manager was killed in July, 1999 during a brawl near the front desk.

A clerk who lived at the hotel was charged with the night manager's murder. That's an employee brawl by the way. In August, 2007, a housekeeper found the body of aspiring model, Christine Yitroff wrapped in plastic garbage bags and hidden under a bed in room 608. Was that the torso killer guy? I don't think so. It was a sex offender Clarence Dean was charged in her homicide.

Okay, there you go. Wow. So this is where we are. What a place. It's nice. At least six bodies in here. At least six bodies in here. At least.

So here's Dana who's got a lot of reviews. Five out of five here. Booked for only $99 a night in April 2014. Best possible price for the stay only a half a block away from the infamous Times Square. Zero complaints, no bugs. Yes, it was sort of in disrepair, but what did you expect? Wonderful hotel, I would come back

when they had space for me. Love NYC. Wow. And her hotel room doesn't look all that terrible from it. It looks pretty clean, looks pretty decent, looks okay. You know, scary off the bat. It's a place to sleep while you while you're a tourist And it's one of those things. It's like Vegas. We've explained this with New York hotels before

It's kind of like Vegas when people go there on vacation. They're not hanging out in their hotel room generally They don't give a fuck about the room because they leave early They come in after dark and they take a shower and go to sleep and that's it. So Julia five stars Equipment and cleanliness could be improved. Staff always friendly. Our air conditioning system was broken but after less than 30 minutes it was fixed. The best thing about this hotel is its unbeatable location. There you go. So that's the best there. They got four rooms they got. Jesus they must have had a lot of things. Bogdan gives one star. Here we go. Now here comes the real ones. Filthiest place you cannot even dream

about. Can't even dream about it. It's so filthy. Yeah. I dream of shitty filthy hotel rooms when I dream too. That's what I do. I try to find and I dream for the heart the worst one just the worst It has mold everywhere from the so-called rooms walls to closet and bath so-called room If it asks for walls in the ceiling, it is a room They will say that it could be a piece of shit, but you know, they have a 10-minute refund policy No questions asked. That's how bad it is They've had to you if you go in look in the room and go no you can leave and not have to pay. You got 10 minutes get

up there and check it out. Or if you can come real fast one or the other. One or the other. No questions asked. Do yourself a favor and check the rooms first then run how about just avoid it this hotel is the perfect match to spirit airplanes not sure which one is worse but none is for people that care about their safety or health yep have any respect for themselves whatsoever yeah Thelmo gives one star the moment I entered this hotel I knew it was going to be bad, but not as bad as it really was There were trash under my bed and in the drawer gum stick to the carpet so window

sticked Thelmo could be a foreigner who knows here the window had a hole and the chill air of the spring made me sick the window had a hole and the chill air of the spring made me sick. The window had a hole. Windows don't have holes generally and that's a broken window. The gum stick to the floor. Sticked. Um, and they got sick from the spring air. The TV had only two volumes, loud and louder.

Loud and fucking A super loud loud and domestic fucking quarrel loud oh my god the bathroom floor was full of dirty just full of dirty film was my favorite person. I love him. Gums stick to the floor and bathroom full of dirty. A couple of Argentinian Taurus next door had fleas in their bed. Fleas? Not bugs. Not ants.

Fleas. How the fuck do you get fleas in there? Oh my god The list of horrible things can go on and on even one star is too much for this place Stay away only window My Christ Fin bar this is gonna be a fucking a foreigner. One out of five stars.

I'd rather sleep on the streets than stay in this hotel again. Filthy, filthy rooms, avoid at all costs. Otherwise your holiday will be ruined, all caps. This hotel does not even warrant a one star. So if you could give zero stars, you would. You would. That's come that is Tommy Tommy who looks like a big big gin here looks like a big fat Italian guy

I like it all right Tommy yeah Tommy one star something out of a fever nightmare oh with exception to with exception to a to a out-of-place televisions with fuzzy reception everything in each room has likely been there since the 1960s a scary place to stay Wow Scary and that's from Fat Tommy. Yeah Michael one-star don't even think of booking here all caps Gumsticked Wow that's sticked and the floor is full of dirty.

This is the dirtiest hotel in NYC. I wish there was a zero star option. I would have clicked it a hundred times. He made up for it by saying I would have clicked it a hundred times. That's a person sounds like that they're like traumatized by it. Yeah, like they have like. He is right. A hundred times zero is still a hundred, still zero.

Still zero. Yeah. Khalid or Khaled, one star. Police shut down hotel while I was there. Yeah, that's bad. That's going to ruin your trip. Police my worst hotel experience in my lifetime. Police, pack it up.

Have you ever heard that before? Never. A knock at your door, the police are like, you have to leave because everybody has to leave. Thank fuck we stay at decent hotels, man. Cause this is, I don't wanna deal with this. Whole place is a crime scene, I'm so sorry. Good Christ.

I've just been showering and shitting. Yeah, we know. We know, but on the floor. That's it, That's the problem. That's why it's just dirty and it's full of dirty. Mojo one star. Worst hotel ever. There are cleaner hotels in the slums of India. Okay. I don't know about that. Maybe. Um, Musab one star. It was a room Dot dot dot. Okay, what was in there? Calling it a ghetto piece of shit would be disrespectful to ghettos We got calling it a ghetto piece of shit would be disrespectful to ghettos He's even got like cliche shit that we say

Ghetto's even got like cliche shit that we say. Well done. One of our rooms had a quote TV slightly larger than a laptop and static when trying to watch any of the channels. There's still bunny ears in it? What are they doing? Oh my god, they probably just have it split on too many things.

Washroom medicine cabinet was broken so it wouldn't stay closed. There were stains on the blankets. Well you know what that is. Yeah, that's not a stain. Oh Hotel staff was rude and unhelpful door handles were slimy door handles were slimy Oh the fuck does that happen the carpets hadn't been vacuumed the toilets sprayed the contents when flushed oh No, get out so the toilets when you flush the toilet it sprays

Whatever you've deposited in there back at you. Make sure the lids closed. Oh it has like that that Back up you know I mean The only truth the hotel's website slash description is is that it is indeed close to Times Square Do not recommend unless this place gets demolished. Aaron, one star here, this was the worst experience I've ever had at any hotel. First, the staff was fairly rude. Second, they only provided a sheet in a freezing cold room. No blankets. When I asked for a blanket, they said they would give me more sheets. We got more sheets. See, it's layering is what you

do. That's really what you want. We'll give you like eight sheets. That'll equal a blanket. Holy shit, which they never did either. So they didn't get it. The sheets I did have had brown stains on them. I think you know what that is. Or shit. Or jizz. That's really old. Or jizz. That's really old jizz.

Or someone who's not healthy at all. Yeah. Somebody in a lot of trouble. Wow. Third, the bathroom was a closet that required squeezing past the door to use the crappy toilet. Fourth, it was so loud that I could barely sleep. Fifth, there is literally an entrance to a strip club in the lobby.

What? Wow. Some people would find that convenient. Some people would say, that's horrifying. What kind of people are there? Hopefully you can fucking, what, get a stripper to fuck you in this gross hotel? is that the plan here? That's the fast track to the dressing room. Yeah. Holy shit. They gotta get ready somewhere.

Yeah, they probably have rooms there. Guarded by what looks like a discount sleazy, guarded by what looks like discount sleazy mathiosos. That's the strip club by the way. Oh. Sixth, the elevator sometimes breaks. Save your money, use Airbnb. Or a decent hotel. I've been in plenty of decent hotels in New York City.

Have some self respect. Yeah. Jay, one star, Bed Bug Palace was putting a room on the top floor and while I loved the view the room hadn't seen a makeover since the 1950s Six channels on the TV complete with cable hanging from the ceiling Filthy towels from the previous guests which means the room was never fully clean sounds like I wasn't cleaned at all No lampshade on the lamp and an AC unit that simply did not work on the lamp and an AC unit that simply did not work. This has got a lamp with a bulb?

I've had that. I had the one that the lamp shade was burned. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. It was melted and then there was the fire marks behind it on the wall. I was like, whoa, this place sucks. The elevator that goes to the 24th floor opens to a window

that is shattered with broken glass still all over the balcony that is closed off. Whoa cheap is never good when you're uh cheap is never good when you're terrified of getting eaten alive by bugs. Avoid avoid avoid. Please. I think I will. Um Remy one star. The lady at the front desk had one star.

The lady at the front desk had one eye. That's it. That's the whole review. Oh boy. Nothing about the rooms? Yeah, one star for the one eye. That's it. Lady at the front desk had one eye.

Okay. Give me a story. What does that mean? Shelby one star. Shitload of reviews this place is filthy mm-hmm it looks like it hasn't been updated in over 30 years and their idea of decor is yellowed plastic clothes hangers they have stuck it instead of having like a clear ones yeah they're very yellow from the store yeah like a shit store.

But you get them with the clothes. They go, do you want the hangers? You go, no, I don't want those. I don't want those shit hangers. I'm not using those. Those break. Rather than having mass-produced artwork on the wall, like most people have just some New York City skyline

or something, they have a couple of hangers on the wall. Those fellas on lunch break on the top of the M-I-C. Yeah, do that. TheyC filming set, whatever. Get a shitload of copies of that. David one star, worst hotel ever, I'd rather sleep in septic tanks than this place. It's inside the septic tank. I'd rather sleep with sludge. Places people would rather sleep in this hotel the streets a

septic tank Holy shit, okay one out of five stars back in 2011 This is well after that This is well after that first off staff gave us a key to someone else's room. Oh Secondly puncture mark in mattress and blood on the curtains never again on the curtains. That's called spatter my friend Spray that is called spatter and Dexter should be investigating Anna one star the only good thing about that hotel is the location, the middle of Times Square.

Yeah, there's no, it's definitely in the right location if you wanna be a tourist. But my stay was like something out of a horror movie, plagued by bed bugs there. I discovered that I was allergic to those insects and ended up in the hospital. You're not allergic. Bed bugs and fleas maybe.

When they bite you, you will get a rash and it will feel like you're allergic. I'll show you this lady. I think she is allergic. Oh really? It's a different thing than when you had on your legs from that one place. Oh yeah, yeah.

I ended up in the hospital on chopped food with a fever and I became sick. Closing the, closed the trachea, they changed my room twice. Wow, so she got a closed up trachea from this. And you stayed? They changed my room twice and each time more dirty and gloomy. In the end Destinia changed my hotel when they discharged me from the hospital. Oh My god, no me

Oh, that isn't the one with the pictures. I'm sorry. I thought that was there's another lady with pictures She might not be allergic. She might just be Attacked by something that that's what it does. You know, it's yeah, there might be lizards in there So I might have something from a foreign country that just showed up here. We couldn't possibly know the level of depravity here. Sofia One Star, the location was perfect, but the hotel was really dirty,

was some sort of green, slimy mold hanging down from the ceiling in the bathroom, and the stench was indescribable. Had to change to another room with black mold on the ceiling instead. Oh my god. She prefers that to green slimy mold. At least the black is in place. It's not dangling. Do not go there if you're allergic. Don't go there if you're a human being. What are you talking about? I'm not trusting my immune system to keep me healthy here.

Fuck no. On Yelp it has two stars by the way, 2.2 on Yelp here. Here's a review from there. And this lady know what the pictures. Okay. She says the pictures are glamorous compared to the reality. Starting with the good, the check-in was fast and the front desk was very nice. The security officer in the lobby checking keys seemed overwhelmed with the traffic in and out of this joint theater district Times Square

Location good. Okay, that's good moving on The rooms were so hot steaming heat from the original radiator systems It's an original old steam heat. Wow. We had to have a window fully open our entire stay in November Oh my the noise from the street subsequently kept our entire party awake most of the night. We were staying in fucking Times Square, that's your fault. You're saying downtown Manhattan. Well the window shouldn't be open though.

Yeah. It's gonna get loud. Yeah, kept our party up awake most of the night. Vents on original doors allowed for clear, loud hall noise. They probably have the transoms above, I would I would assume vents are easily the sketchiest place I've ever stayed sketch equals worst she then puts Ceiling lights only no lamps so fully lit or completely dark fuck like prison like exactly lights out When we arrived use soap in a full trash can in the bathroom greeted us, the only trash

can in the room. Beds were hard, like cement with a hospital sheet thrown over it. I shouldn't mention the man masturbating in his window across the street because it's not the hotel's fault that some derelict was tugging his junk in another building adjacent to the hotel, but location, location, location. Let's lead with watching someone masturbate out the window. And how long did you watch for? Yeah, we've stayed at a lot of hotels that are like near, like where residences are. Oh yeah.

Those are always, I've never seen another person across the street. Never. Never. Especially tugging while they're looking at me. Just beating it. Wow. And had the room not been so god damned hot and I wasn't living with an open window, it's likely I would have never seen that fool.

Seen him beating meat right there on the street. What do you say? Tugging his junk as she put it. We all need chiropractors and therapy after this visit. Breakfast slash convenience store attached to front area where you can get a to-go breakfast and water for about $4.50 a bottle, not a gallon a bottle. While you're in the tourist area in Times Square and you probably get a bacon, egg and cheese on a hard roll, which is a New York specialty and you should get it. Limited seating, Gentleman's Club, Cheetah's right next door.

Isn't that the one we did? That's the one we did back in the day! Oh my god! It's Cheetahs right there. Holy shit, I wonder if it's that location. Gentleman's Club, Cheetahs right next door. Not sure if that's a pro or con, but the man covered in blood out front while we were there would lead me to believe it's a con. Yeah, probably. Holy shit, who was covered in blood? A man. Oh my god.

Not the same man that was masturbating probably but somebody different. If it was then he'd deserve it. He deserves it. Oh, wifi. The paid wifi through a third party is only available on certain floors. Another what the fuck. We did leave a day early and our last night's stay was refunded promptly.

One for the Hotel Carter. They did one thing right. Okay, this one's fucked up. One star from Ryan. Do not stay here! One, two, three, four, five, five exclamation points. Read below. It's called a review, that's what we were gonna do.

We will, yeah. One star. This place is absolutely awful, all caps. Read below. It's called a review. That's what we were going to do. We will. One star. This place is absolutely awful all caps. The service is an absolutely non-existent. They did not even clean our rooms two of the four nights we were there. There was no hot water the whole time we were there. We asked for no hot water.

We asked for toilet paper and they made us go downstairs and get it. Come on down and get it. The closet's down there. You don't understand. I need it like right now though, like immediately. I will clap shit shut in my... This poor bastard had to take very small steps with his ass clenched tightly to get down there.

Oh my God. You made us go down and get it. And the worst part is my fiance woke up with these disgusting half dollar size bug bites on both her arms. This is what I thought about. It is disgusting. Look at that.

Oh my God, that's ringworm. That's, I mean, that is not what you had. That's a huge welt. That looks like cupping like it looks like someone took the nipple suction thing put it on the back of her arm and just left it there for like a week it up Wow that is that is ringworm I think I'm no doctor but that's what most bug bites don't look like that that is horrifying I don't ever write reviews but I had to yelp this place

We thought it would be fine to stay here because we'd only be there to sleep and shower But it was a huge mistake and ruined our trip For exclamation did he say that she has several of those? Yes Wow Several of those that looks like a people behind fucking hard. Yeah, it looks like the bloody guy out front Jerk-off guy has a nibbling fetish. Ryan from Seattle gives one star. If you are broke, seriously broke, stay here. Otherwise, start running while you can.

This is not the place to save money. Emotionally and financially. Broken. This isn't where you want to save money, is this, is what he said. The location is quote, good for first timers going to New York, but no matter what, the lack of no hot running water negates any freakish benefits offered by this endless winter known as the Carter Hotel. Endless winter.

Ryan, that is great. I'll tell you what, that's fucking hot shit. And you know, we the lore of New York is not enough to to, you know, I mean, facilitate me staying in such a shit hole. If you don't have enough money to travel, don't you don't go to New York. You know how expensive that is? Way more expensive. Get a decent hotel room.

Get a hotel room. Holy shit. It's better. Key benefits. Less than a block off Times Square. Black mold. Five TV channels. They've lost a TV channel. They had six earlier. They're down to five now. Keep head of it. No hot water. Yeah. Bathroom on par with one found in a prison. Weekly lottery held for room cleaning. I didn't win. Every day. The amount of vitriol you have to have to write a funny review like this is really a lot. Endless winter and I lost the room cleaning lottery every day.

Every day. The entrance really threw me off. As soon as you walk in you swear you're standing in a cheap lounge on the outskirts of the Vegas Strip. I didn't see a maid for three days. Turned out my cell wasn't on her list. Which I found out after I chased her down. I would never suggest it to anyone. I guess not. One Star from Michael. I haven't reviewed a one star yet, but I am trying to reserve them to the lowest of the

low. This place, one star. Hotel Carter has earned a place in Hades as the worst hotel I've ever stayed. Literally a place in hell. Sheep people are funny, man. They are. They're fucking- Bargain people are willing to be hilarious about having no money.

Because they've done a bunch of adventures like this, that's why. People that have a dollar is like, they're shocked about it. I was appalled. Horrified. These people aren't horrified. They're like, listen, key benefits. I'm used to shit and this is way worse than the shit I'm used to. Wow.

It was coming up on New Year's Eve and we wanted to bring in 2007 the right way. Idiot. This is from back then. God, four of us wanted to bring out the full on tourist in ourselves and do the Times Square thing. So after a little research, we found Hotel Carter and had a coupon for some low rate of $130 a night or something, which is insane for Times Square and during New Year's Eve. It's incredibly close to where the ball is dropped so we figured that we found a pretty

sweet deal. A week later the price jumped to about $180 but they said as long as brought in the confirmation we'd be okay. Oh, that they had a lower price Okay, we drive up leave my vehicle and hoboken and head into the city. That's New Jersey, by the way across the river You left it arriving at Hotel Carter the lobby area is packed with other New Year's Eve gatherers Okay, none of them are happy Apparently the rooms are now all

$240 a night cash only. Oh my god. Yeah. How shady is that? We showed them our confirmation but they said no dice. $240. Yeah $240. Where else would we find a hotel this close the day before New Year's? Nowhere.

We got trapped. So we had to dish out the money and they gave us our key. Or you can go stay in Hoboken. That's a go back tooken. Yeah, let's do that. Take the train back over there. We I Well, that's it. Okay We to to our room we to to our room I guess went to our room and it was straight out of a movie the curtains to the window was a shower curtain What curtain. What? The plastic one? What the fuck? The carpet runner, the carpet runner was stapled to the wall halfway up the ceiling as decoration question mark. What? The bathroom door didn't

close. There was one lone bear bulb for overhead lighting and the 30 year old television set only had one channel in Spanish, which I do not speak. So now we went from 6 to 5 to 1. Not good. And it's only Spanish. It's only Spanish. It's also not Telemundo. Also the headboard decided to fall on my head.

Stop it. You were fucking hard. So. Good for you, man. Good for you. Throwing hip. The one redeeming factor was the so-called manager Abdul. He escorted my party through three police checkpoints to be right in the middle of the

ruckus that is Times Square on New Year's Eve. We were right between the ball dropping and the stage where music was playing. I smuggled in a Gatorade bottle mixed with Everclear so I was warm, drunk and happy. At least it makes for a good story. Wow. This guy drinks ever clear? That person pissed in their pants at some point that night because there's no fucking bathrooms.

Yeah. Okay. Brett, one star. I think this is the last one. One star. This place is not that bad if you're already dying of a few sexually transmitted diseases and you have no ears or skin. You're a leper with herpes and open sores.

Advanced syphilitic fucking ear removed. And shedding your skin. Skinless fucking person. Our view or our visit for was for three nights with a few friends that booked this for us. Thanks guys in parentheses. We all had wrong keys given to us the first time and one of the two rooms we had was occupied by two large Russians that were there for lack of better wording making good use of the sexually transmitted diseases left over on the bed from previous tenants. She

walked in on they walked in on two large Russians fucking each other Which sounds angry doesn't it? Yeah You know, yes, that's right better good for you Take drink of everclear take drink. I smell everclear Yes, the front desk desk fixed it and put us next to each other on the 15th floor. When we got out of the elevator we laughed because there were speed bumps on the floor. These are not your ordinary speed bumps, let me explain. From what it seemed based on the large pile of multiple different full rolls of carpet,

what they did was, when they had a spill or a stain on the carpet, was simply place a small block of carpet of any carpet at random over it. Just patch it, patch over it. They didn't cut it out. They just stapled a new one to it. What the fuck? Like a rug I guess?

I don't know. Yeah, like a little like a little like a coaster for next time. Scary enough but it gets worse as we walk down the hall. The hallway walls had carpet on them. Great. Our rooms, well smell, our small would be a nice way to describe it. If one person was walking the rest had to sit on the bed so you could get around them and our bathroom had no door. That's great. But no worries my friend pointed out that if you simply swing your main door to your room open it will close into the doorway for the bathroom and you're set.

But then your door is open. Your door is open and people are listening to new shit in there. Well, wow, that seems safe, but hey, we were young and dumb, so we went with it. We also did not enjoy being asked every time we left for change. You're in Times Square. You're a tourist and that's City you fucking go to I go to Oklahoma City. I leave the hotel. I could ask for change 20 times It's oklahoma town. It's that's what people that's what homeless people are. That's it

I am a sucker and give my change away, but I felt bad because I ran out of change I almost went ahead and bought the last bum a beer knowing this is where my change was going anyway, or you hope All that said would I stay here again? Sure, if I was down to my last few days on earth had exactly twenty five dollars or whatever the room costs And wanted to simply say I survived twice staying here doubt There's a huge list of people who can claim that when they get to heaven Doubt there's a huge list of people who can claim that when they get to heaven. Down to my last few days. Twenty five dollars.

That's amazing. Oh, and on a better note, the hookers down the street near the dumpster are hella cheap just like the hotel. Very nice. That, everybody, is the Hotel Carter and there is a lot more. We're going to finish up the Hotel Carter next week. Great. We'll start out with that and then I have an update on the Hotel Carter and the crazy

financial shit that's going on there. There is absolutely motherfucking bonkers. What a place. What a fucking place. We'll get into all of that and more next week. So thank you so much for checking this out. Beware everybody of everything. Nipple clamps and thrift stores and you name it.

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