Your Stupid Opinions - Head Injury Diner, Hostile Japanese Mountain, Offensive Pizza Maker

Episode Date: January 6, 2025

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Wondery plus subscribers can listen to your stupid opinions ad free right now join Wondery plus in the Wondery app or on Apple podcasts Hello everybody and welcome back to Your Stupid Opinions. Hey! Hello there. Thank you so much for joining us. My name is James Petragallo. I'm here with my co-host. I'm Jimmy Wissman.

We are excited today. We're going to talk more about places that people complain about. More about complaints and grievances. And a little bit more. Normally in the beginning of the show I say by the way as usual these are not our reviews don't be mad at us one of the reviews today will be our reviews because it's a place that I'm very angry at and So do blame us because fuck these people put it that way So let's get started here before we do though definitely listen to our other two podcasts crime in sports and small-town murder

Which are exactly what they sound like. And I think you'll like them. If you like this, you'll like those. So check those out and keep hanging out with us. Also follow on social media, rate, review, say nice things and tell your friends. Anyway, let's dive right in here. Let's go grab some food. We are going to the Ever Ready Diner in High Park, New York.

Now, okay, that's what they'd like you to believe. That's the first lie. The first, they lie to you before you even pull into the parking lot with the name of the diner saying Ever Ready means that if they're open all the time, right? They're closed at 10. So, right away the diner's a lie. In our operating hours. It's fucking a lie, right away the diner's a lie. In our operating hours.

It's fucking a lie, right away. So it's the EverReady Diner and it is at 4184 Albany Post Road in High Park, New York. And the reason this diner even exists at this moment, I'll tell you right now, because going in there, judging by the food and the service and everything else, it's one of those diners where they've decided that their location means that they can stay in business no matter how terrible they are. Forever, yeah. Forever, that's what they are.

They're right in between, this is 15 minutes from my house, there is the Franklin D. Roosevelt house, and it's a museum and they have all sorts of cool shit, and then right up the road from that, a mile mile or whatever two miles is the Vanderbilt mansion Which is a crazy historical site do you can tour the grounds the mansion you look at the river and all this type of shit So they're very a lot of tourists go there and you know, it's a historical thing So this diner sits right in between and it's a pretty rural area up there, too

Obviously those houses are you know huge properties so there's not like a ton of stuff. Estates. So this is like this is the diner that sits in between them that you would go to if you have spent a day going to those two places and then you were leaving. You'd go here. So that's why they're in business okay and that's exactly how they got us in the goddamn door too. Fair enough. As we were at the way we took my son he was here visiting and we took him to the Roosevelt Museum and then we took him to the Vanderbilt House to take a look at that. And then he had heard from my cousin that Ever Ready Diner has good milkshakes and he likes milkshakes.

Oh, we love that. Love milkshakes. So we said, all right, we'll stop there, we'll eat dinner there. So the four of us go in there, it was Josh and Sarah and my son Joey and we all go in there and we sit down and First of all it has four point three stars on Google out of three thousand reviews shit loads of reviews for a diner Yeah, and let me show it to you too. It's very attractive from the outside. See look at that. Oh, yeah. Look at that It's one of those chrome buildings, but it's not like it's what those new like new diners that are supposed to be old This is what they're modeled after is this but this is an actual old diner So it's cool, and it looks cool, and then you go into it And it's not cool at all no and I'll wait

And I'll give you my review at the end of this at the end of every nice because I'm still a little Stunad up in the head because of this fucking place as I hit my head very hard and we'll Talk about that. Let's start out with James Lake here James gives five stars This is from recently too. So I don't know his experience varies from mine here Here we go quote. This was an awesome diner Was it I had road trip to High Park for the FDR Museum and had stopped in for dinner before heading home The atmosphere was top-notch the food was excellent and had great presentation and the staff were all terrific Then he says vegetarian options. I really enjoyed the veggie burger

It was great served with sides of fries coleslaw and onion rings all excellent their onion rings are fucking terrible by the way Coleslaw and onion rings all excellent their onion rings are fucking terrible by the way Territory it's hard hard breading with rubber bands inside you can't even fucking I had to cut it with a knife You couldn't even bite through the fucking onion see Like I don't like What is that? I don't even know what it's called. It's it's a certain type of breading It's not fucking beer better is the only way that thank you. That's it outside of that. It's a certain type of breading. It's not fucking... beer batter is the only way that it should be done. Thank you. That's it.

Outside of that, it shouldn't be done. I hate the, like the panko shit. Panko. Gross. No. I don't want to chew on little rocks. No. I don't like it. I don't understand why this panko shit is so... Who started that? Dude, it's so popular right now.

Assholes. I think Bobby Flay started it, honestly. Assholes. Bobby Flay would put breadcrumbs on everything. Really? Then you cook them and then they're rock hard. And that's what you're eating now. Assholes. Bobby Flay would put breadcrumbs on everything. Really? Then you cook them and then they're rock hard and that's what you're eating now. Scrums. Oh, who put pebbles in here?

No. It's fucking disgusting. It's absolutely gross. They say parking you'll have no trouble. Oh, sorry, the onion rings though. You want that, you want 84 diner. If you're in this area, you want a diner, 84 diner, they melt and you bite them and the onions you bite right through them. They're they're caramelized fucking soft. They're

Amazing this place is though it is possible. This place just sucks and they don't care about you It's almost like al dente noodles. Yes, that's what very al dente. Yeah, you want them al dente a little bit Yeah, but not crunchy. It's but yeah, you're supposed to be able to... Those are two minutes pulled off early. Fucking pasta. You're supposed to get through the onion though on the nibble. Yes. It shouldn't come out. Pull out the whole thing. This, you couldn't even do that because you couldn't get it to break.

Oh, no way. So you couldn't even bite it and have it pull out. It was like, I can't get this onion to break. I had to cut it with a knife. It was horrible. The outside's rock hard and the inside is still raw. Still rock hard. Thanks, guys.

Thanks, Ever Ready, onion ring shithole.. How do you do that? Thanks, guys. Thanks, Ever Ready, onion ring shithole. Parking, you'll have no trouble finding parking. It shares a huge parking lot with a roller skating rink, which is true, which you'll find tons of young girls being loud in there, too, because they just came from roller skating. Next up, Matthew, five stars. Five stars is not enough to say how good the food here was They need ten more so if I could give it zero stars

I would they said if I could give it ten stars I would yeah The food here was here and the service was outstanding We live in Maryland But would happily drive back up to try more things on the menu with two exclamation points from Maryland We're gonna take a 12 hour drive. Yeah. To get mediocre diner food. These people, the diners in Maryland must be awful.

That's what this really is, is a review for Maryland diners. So amazing, so tasty, so outstanding, two exclamation points. God damn. I can't wait to have a reason to go back up. Three exclamation points. You've got blue crab What the fuck are you? Yeah?

Well, she I got the turkey dinner and my wife got the chicken marsala and both were huge portions. So come hungry Okay, so they just want a trough of food a trough of food and it's the portions aren't even that fucking big here It's just not good man. It's just, it's fucking dirty. We'll get to that. Yvette, three stars and starting to go downhill here. This is from a few months ago. The food was great. The staff very nice, but the place needs some TLC. Needs a good cleaning. Yes, it fucking does.

There were a lot of flies, probably a door opened by the kitchen. Would I go back? It's a maybe only because my food was really delicious. I don't know what you would call it. I don't know what you would call it. Yes, it fucking does there were a lot of flies probably a door open by the kitchen would I go back? It's a maybe only because my food was really delicious I don't know what you had cuz we had all different things and everybody's food was fucking gross so You know what I mean? I don't understand it. We even caused a diarrheal outbreak Do I know this place will make you shit yourself? I was I ate eggs and turned into Jimmy Wissman like they liquefied my insides the worst

S Smith gives this one star. Okay, and this is from three days ago, which is after I went there actually Stopped going here about 15 years ago because it was awful Well at this point now it's on you if you go out back because it was bad then. You knew. You knew. Sad to see it has not improved. Food is the worst, not the worst, the worst. I love when they do that, yeah. How is it that there are no good restaurants in High Park

home to the famous CIA, that is Culinary Institute of America, which is- Is that right? The top cooking school in the entire fucking country is literally like 12 minutes from this fucking place Evidently they graduate and take a two-hour drive south You can't get one of these motherfuckers to take night shifts really you can't get one of these guys to work the weekends What are these young ladies to come in there and fix this shit? It's pathetic. Okay, one star from Nolan, poor customer service. Yes, I would say so. Oh boy, poor customer service. This is a place where I dream about

going in and punching teenage girls. That tells you a lot. Oh boy. Yeah, the ones that work there because they're twats. Yeah. If you hear why, you'll go, yes, someone needs to get punched there. These are fucking assholes Host and waiter were both unpleasant. I ordered a double espresso and received regular Dishwater coffee in an espresso cup that was half spilled on the saucer and it is so Look at that go That's how they served it to you Dude, that is pathetic take that back and fix it

to you. Dude, that is pathetic. Take that back and fix it. Jesus, lazy. The diner was also 80 degrees inside last weekend so we were forced to take our food to go. Luckily the turkey club and fries were good so it wasn't a total waste of money. I would not recommend it based on the lazy service atmosphere and poor conditions. Yeah, you can't fuck up a turkey club. That's difficult. It's fucking toast and turkey that you pick out of a package and put in there. It's not hard. It really isn't. My bacon by the way was terrible from this place. Limp, tiny, stringy little thing of bacon. Oh no. It was like what the fuck is this? With like chunks of other shit fried on it you know what I mean? Little black dots from other things. I was like this is nasty.

Sure that wasn't supposed to be pepper no it was no no no no no cuz somewhere bigger than others and they were crunchy oh so it was it was like just griddle and they haven't filled cleaned off because they're disgusting pancakes pancakes burn ends mmm Martina one star yeah really disappointed I grew up in the area and was excited to take my husband and baby here because my British husband loves American diners and I could take my son to a place I used to go since I was a teenager. Sounds good, right? Well, it smelled like piss.

Oh. Piss, not pee, not urine. Piss. Which is the worst of the three smells I believe Right, yeah pee smells the least bad urine smells pretty bad piss is awful Cloudy yeah, it's usually from an elk. Yeah other elk. It's a lot. It smelled like piss It was dirty crumbs piling up in cracks of booth, menus stained and sticky, chairs ripped up, dusty, and just so much of a piss smell that we didn't order

food. Piss. I was embarrassed and ruined our lovely summer morning with a sad vibe. Really disappointed because it has so much potential in history. It has so much history I wouldn't call potential at this point. At this point it's just a failing old diner. It feels like squandered already. Exactly.

I wish they would give it a good clean and practice good hygiene. It would do wonders for the business and the community. You can fix a lot here. Let's start with cleanliness starts at home or in the diner. Allison gives one star I used to really like this diner, but I've lost all respect for its owners So I'll no longer support their business the ever ready diner is supposedly a community oriented place If that's truly the case why won't the owners fix their broken water pipe? That is causing massive flooding to a home behind their property?

What? Geez, this place sucks. They have a water pipe out back that's flooding their neighbor. Flooding their neighbor and they won't do anything about it. They say it's well documented that this pipe, which is part of the Ever Ready Diner, has caused incredible flooding and immeasurable damage to this house. Irreplaceable keepsake items were lost because the owners of the Ever Ready Diner refused to fix their own pipe.

They obviously don't care about the community, damage they cause, or the people they hurt. Don't you guys have like a county you could call? A trail of broken bodies behind them. Who did they drown? That is fucking amazing. I don't know why, well, if it's like a private if it's on your property And it's yeah, but if you're if your property is I mean I think I'm probably around you the county will the county will fucking

Shut you down apparently well also unless their owners know the guy who that's the other thing here all these Sure, all these restaurant owners all know the people who know the guy who get the guide So if you know enough people you can not you can you can make that shit go away that's that's what I probably I'm gonna assume is gonna happen here they obviously don't care about the community to okay why would anyone want to support a business like this one fix your water pipe and the damage caused to this home because of your negligence yeah all right John one star.

Service was good, but the restaurant was grungy and in desperate need of a deep clean. Fuck yeah. The ceiling tiles had the full color of the rainbow, but it was mold. Hmm. Pink mold, huh? Yeah, there's just like broken shit.

And like easily, you look in things that could be easily wiped and cleaned are not. That's how you know you're in bad shape right there. Like they have like a bullet, like kind of like bulletin board type things where it's like, you know, eat it. They have a ready diner up there and they have like glass in front of them and there's like grunge and grime on them. Like just get up there and fucking wipe that off.

How fucking hard is that? That's what everyone sees. As soon as you walk in the ceiling of that, the restaurant will make people sick. The food was very mediocre. Do not order anything from the bakery case quote unquote as it was full of flies buzzing around and landing on the baked goods. No! This is not good.

Oh Jesus! This is not good. This is not good. Oh no, fucking stuck in the cream cheese frosting. Yikes. I don't like it. Little legs implanted in there. What are these little footprints in my carrot cake?

One star from Stephanie, if I could give no stars, I absolutely would. All right, that's fine. We'll let that one go. She edited it a little, but that's fine. That's fine. She went harder, I guess. We ordered takeout and experienced multiple issues.

One, on both of our dinners, the chicken was rubbery and weird, not edible. The fries stunk of urine or something equally rare. Even the fries smell like piss. The fries smell like piss. By the way, the fries suck at this place. I love french fries. I can eat just about any french fry. And I was like, these suck. They taste like shit old oil.

They're bad, they're just bad. Piss, they smell like piss. We kept smelling it because we just couldn't believe it. It just keeps, can you smell that? Is that wild? This is piss, here, smell this fry, it's even worse. Honestly, not sure if it was the container they were in or the fries, but they should have not smelled like that

No fries should not smell like urine. Generally. They smell good. Yeah, the French onion soup was a bowl of oil We are horrified. I do not recommend Yeah, I would say Rebecca one star if you're looking for a clean place with great food, this most definitely is not the place to go The food is subpar at most and their plates mugs silverware, etc Are chipped dirty probably the same sets they open the diner with the prices haven't have increased significantly And I'm speaking pre-covid that happened Wow They are served the same distasteful food time and time again.

Nothing's been updated, including their menus, and the place is a giant ball of dirt. The boots are ripped and faded. The bathrooms are always dirty and smell. The amount of reviews that said they walked in the bathroom were accosted by a fucking plague of flies and left is incredible. So many people. The stench lingers out into the restaurant no matter where you end up sitting.

The owners are not friendly and have zero personality or care for their establishment, which shows in the lack of updates. Forget about ordering takeout because they'll repeat your order multiple times and still get it wrong, thus making you have to drive all the way back there for them to fix their mistakes. Overall the place is dirty and the quality and quantity are at an all

time low. I would never suggest anyone to go here. If I could give it zero stars I would. That's right so not bad. I like putting it at the end. That's not a bad move. Very good, yeah. Liza, four stars. I'm livid. Oh, four stars. I'm livid. Four stars, or one star, I'm sorry. Four of you, she has. I saw the four and my brain grabbed that.

I'm livid. I ordered my food and made a clear note that I have a severe peanut and tree allergy. Tree nut allergy. Never go anywhere. Okay. if you've got that. But restaurants are supposed to, if you say I have an allergy, they're supposed to abide by that.

They're supposed to try. I have a cousin who has a severe peanut allergy, carries an EpiPen, the whole thing, and she goes out all the time. She worked at a restaurant. Yeah, you just have to tell them, and if they have any fucking care, one drop iota for their customers, they'll follow it.

This place though, cares shit for you, so this is what happens. I tell people that I'm deathly allergic to eggs and I still get egg poisoned all the time. Yeah, I bet. It's just hard. Well, you can't eat somewhere where eggs are cooked on a griddle and you're out in the same thing. That's the problem. Yeah, they have to have a separate griddle.

Yeah, whereas you're like a Jewish person at this point. You gotta have a different egg, an egg griddle, just for you, but nuts are different. You know, you can keep nuts away. Yeah. When my food was delivered, my dessert is covered in walnuts. Oh, baby, more sympathetic I could not be. When I called called the restaurant the person on the phone told me they put it on there

Because the brownies contain nuts Nowhere on the menu says walnut brownies, and that's the thing I have two diners around here will water like you know Door-dash or something yeah, and they also have a big brownie as a dessert And I never order it because it might have fucking walnuts in it I don't know probably does yeah, they should have called me like any other places so I could have changed my order I could have died because of their ignorance So she ordered a brownie and they're like cover that motherfucker. Yeah wall extra. What she said extra walnuts. Hey She likes extra. Yeah. No, don't worry about it. She ordered the brownie, says she's allergic to nuts,

so this one's clearly not for her. This isn't for her, it's just for somebody else. Just throw it in there. So now that's the reviews. Now I'm gonna give my review here. Okay. And I'm gonna start out like a regular reviewer. I'm gonna write it that way,

and then I'm just gonna veer off into what actually happened. If I could give zero stars. I would. I would. See would I would see that everybody I Took my family to this diner due to both its proximity to two historical sites and its charming old-timey diner appearance Yeah with the chrome outside and seemingly has happy customers eating inside Wow was I ever wrong? That is unless you find a general error a General error of funk and grime charming

Our server was attentive enough. Although she was handing us dirty torn menus, so I would probably for be friendly as well. Okay So we're in there we order. I'll tell you exactly what everybody ordered We ordered onion rings to start out with, just a plate of onion rings on the table, inedible rubber band onion rings. Pankos, yeah. Panko onion rings, rock hard everywhere, fucking horrible. Okay, so that's number one, we ate those, those are bad.

Okay, so we get other shit. We get, my son gets a burger and fries, he's 17, he couldn't care fucking less. So he's like, I don't know, it's okay. Whatever, okay. It's a burger and fries. He's 17, he couldn't care fucking less. So he's like, I don't know, it's okay. Whatever, okay. Josh gets a turkey club. He said, it's fine, it's a turkey club. Sarah gets a breakfast thing,

and I get the, it's the ever-ready breakfast. So it's their most popular thing. I'm like, this should be the thing they can't fuck up. It's the one they're used to making the most.'s a diner and this is their main breakfast. Yeah, come on Don't fuck this up for the place. Yeah, three pancakes eggs Sausage and bacon god damn and I got a side of fries just because I want to try the fries So anyway, I don't like pancakes, which is not their fault. I don't like pancakes. I want to like pancakes.

So really? Yeah, I want to like them really bad because everyone seems to love them. So every about twice a year, I'll try to eat pancakes just because any pancakes, I'll try anything at this point. I just want them to be good and they're never good. They're always cold. They're impossible to get hot. You take a pancake off the heat and it's cold immediately right now

If you want to put like butter on it and put some syrup And you've just it's ice cold by the time you're done preparing it so you have to get it off You just you just tear the motherfuck out of yeah, it's like trying to grind them It's like a thin piece of toast with fucking It's so bad so the pancakes I probably wouldn't have liked them anyway, but these were particularly I didn't just not like these because they were pancakes. I didn't like them because they tasted like an old sponge That's what they tasted like they were fucking this Gus piss That's the best way to put it this there was pissing them today were gross piss cakes The sausage was meh It was the most edible thing on my plate was the sausage and it was just non-offensive

Breakfast sausage links links links not that not that hard to do. Okay, they're the New York Diner kind of fat short ones Yeah, yeah, they're fine. Oh, they're smooth though. They're not the wrinkly. No, no. Okay, they're the New York Diner kind of fat short ones. Yeah. Yeah, they're fine Oh, they're smooth though. They're not the wrinkly. No, no, no, they're the Jimmy Dean No, they're like a little looks like a little Italian sausage almost so there's that then I get bacon, which is too Extreme these two pieces of bacon didn't equal a whole piece of bacon like they were these chintzy. They were limp small small tiny skinny limp fucking and with chunks of the griddle all over them disgusting and then the eggs were I got scrap how do you fuck up scrambled eggs do you know fucking easy it is to make

scrambled eggs I learned how to make scrambled eggs when I was nine it's fucking easy it's so easy disgusting horrible greasy shitty nasty disgusting, horrible, greasy, shitty, nasty. Sarah's were just as bad and we both got sick from this shit, okay? So we get our bill, which is outrageously expensive for what we just ate. It's like over $100 for what we just ate. For four people to eat shit food at a diner, right? God damn! So, my son said the Oreo shake was pretty good so there you got that again easy to please He's 17. He doesn't care. Yeah, so

Oreos, and I will say a kid got a sundae that came in a giant bowl It was like the size of my head that look pretty good, but how do you fuck up ice cream and hot syrup? That's yeah can't fuck that up so few scoops of vanilla Yeah, can't fuck that up so few scoops of vanilla chocolate now I had left the house and for the first time in about 20 years I had changed pants and forgot my fucking all of my identification car Oh my god every I had nothing on me right which is I never I don't remember last time. I've got it So it's crazy It's what I didn't realize till we got to the FDR museum

And I almost wanted to turn around and go back just because I didn't feel right so we go to the diner So now Sarah has to use her card to pay so she's like I'm gonna go pay quick while you guys wrap this up and whatever so she goes up to the front to pay My son's finishing his shit. Okay, we get up we go to walk out now as you're walking out And this is the main this is the part that's most offensive about the entire fucking experience Okay, as you're walking out in the middle of the dining you walk in there's a hostess stand kind of off to the right there and there's a like a concrete like like Bob's knockoff Bob's big boy basically like a cartoon looking big statue that's probably eight feet tall or something standing on the

thing and he's holding out a giant mug of coffee that's bigger than him okay with an ER on it, ever ready. This fucking thing, unbeknownst to me at the time, hangs out over the walkway area of this fucking diner right in the aisle way where you have to walk at about six foot one. It is made of coffee? It's a big coffee cup, but it's made of concrete or plaster or some shit. But the coffee mug is what hangs out. That's what hangs out over the place where people walk So as we're walking out, I wasn't even looking at my fucking phone. I wasn't doing anything just walking

I mean I blasted this fucking thing So hard with my fucking head so hard that I immediately dropped to the ground It wasn't even really oh at the top I went bow and I immediately fell down like it was so I couldn't fucking stars. I mean hard I fucking hit this thing right Wow go down I'm on the ground when I crumpled straight down didn't even like yeah So I'm like I'm on the ground like on my knees holding my head going. Oh god. Oh god the ground like on my knees holding my head going oh god oh god three feet from the fucking host stand where there are five employees standing there not one motherfucker said you

okay not one fucking scumbag piece of shit utter human fucking excrement that works there turn their fucking shitty ugly ugly, piss-stinking fucking heads and said, are you okay? They just said, cheers. They didn't say shit. They ignored it. I was on the ground for a fucking full minute while Sarah was trying to help me and these cock sucking pieces of fucking garbage sat there charging fucking exorbitant amounts of money

for their fucking less than mediocre shit food. You people, I hope your diner burns to the fucking ground while you're inside of it. You utter pieces of fucking shit. And I hope you can't put it out because all the water's gone because you didn't fix your pipe you scumbags. There's no there's no like sign that says no bridge dude what the fuck why would you put the mug there because they're fucking inconsiderate cunts that's why this diner sucks I hate everything about this

fucking place I swear to God as long as I fucking live here when I meet people the first thing I will tell them is by the Way you haven't gotten the ever ready diner have you because it smells like piss and the people there Should fucking die in a fire fuck these people God, I hate these motherfuckers. So there you go. Ever ready diners suck my fucking cock number one and Number two before you ignore someone with a fucking head injury. make sure they don't have a goddamn show where they do shit like this You pieces of shit

anyway I'll send you a picture of it right fucking now. I'll send Send it to you in Hyde Park Hyde Park. Yeah. Yeah, you look I'm just gonna show it to you. It's in Hyde Park. Hyde Park, yeah. Yeah, you look, I'm just gonna show it to you here. I'll show you what the fuck it is. It's fucking ridiculous. I just gotta see this goddamn coffee guy. You do, you really have to because it's, it's fucking remarkable, here.

I mean, they have pictures of the whole place except for the goddamn coffee guy. Okay, Sarah sent me the picture of it, so I'll show it to you. Just gotta dig it out of my phone. I'll show you my phone here, hold on. It's, wow. Here, okay. It's right at the front, huh? Oh dig it out of my phone. I'll show you my phone here, hold on. It's, wow. Here, okay.

It's right at the front, huh? Oh, it's right fucking there. It is, it's like right in the front past the hostess station, so you have to get to my- Oh, it's inside? Oh, it's inside. All this is inside. You go-

Why would they have- I got up from my table, took five steps, and ended up on the ground. Fuck, you see it now? They got no excuse to, yeah Yeah I see it right there. What the fuck? Why do they do that? I don't know! Cause they have no respect for the customers that's why. I hope you drown in a flood of piss and flies you fucking losers. I hate these people. That's incredible. Oh scumbags. I don't know why that's there. I don't either

that's what I was saying. Why is that there? as I was on the ground ago? Why why why? Did this it was a normal walking lane? It wasn't like I fucking went off to the side It was in the middle of the fucking thing. I couldn't oh my god unbelievable. So anyway Now that we've gone to a shitty fucking awful dump of a piss-stained diner Let's go somewhere majestic and very not local to where we are right now, very far away. We're going to Mount Fuji, everybody. Oh, where the hell is that?

That is in Japan. Oh. Absolutely, that is in Kitayama, Fuji no Miya, Shizuoka, Japan. Okay. Your guess is as good as mine, which one of those is a city or state or I have no idea But here it is

It is iconic snow capped peak and volcano the highest in Japan and the seventh highest island peak on earth I haven't high island peak for whatever. Oh, I But it is a volcano as we'll talk about it was a volcano. It has four point six stars on Google out of eleven thousand five hundred reviews Unbelievable somebody quite quite a few people going here and people complaining about a giant mountain Which is like who you complaining to exactly? Glaciers, who are you complaining to? So here is tiger five stars What can I say? Amazing view. Mount Fuji, Japan's

iconic tallest mountain stands at 3776 meters rising majestically. It's about 10,000 feet. This dormant volcano often dusted with snow is breathtaking and that is a breathtaking sight that symbolizes beauty, tranquility, and the power of nature. Oh, okay. And there's nice pictures. It's a beautiful fucking giant mountain. I believe it. Yeah, it's nice.

You know, here's Carl, five stars, best sunrise experience of my life. Yeah, you're in the far east and you're at the tip of it. And it's got Yeah, it's got to be fucking amazing. And it's like it stands like alone, right? It's not in a mountain range or anything. No, no, no, it's just by itself. It's just an amazing giant pimple out there. Yeah, it's fucking really cool. It's beautiful looking from the outside. The trek going to the summit was no joke. It was a hard one as it was a continuous ascent hike that was quite steep with lots of scree? I don't know what that is a mountain climber you can climb that fuck. Yeah, everybody. That's what they're doing here Wow, but the view once you reach the top was amazing

There's pictures here of yeah, we'll show you of the Mount Fuji sunrise, which is pretty fucking remarkable It's pretty remarkable. Yeah, that's and you're in the middle Wow, it feels like you're like on a pedestal. That's exactly what it feels like flat shit like over the ocean Yeah, it's fucking wild dude. Wow really pretty Here's Cappy with four stars cold Yeah, it's a fucking mountain They should fix that.

Like, who are you complaining to? Whenever people complain and review nature, it's always the biggest trip to me. Like, what are you doing? Cold. There are toilets, small restaurants, very interesting things along the way. So apparently four stars for everything else, but the cold yeah hmm Asiri gives three stars the average temperature at the top of Mount Fuji is approximately six degrees Celsius even in midsummer

Which is barely above freezing yeah zero Celsius is 32 so 40 degrees or something like that hold I mean it's covered in fucking snow It's the top of a mountain you expected to be chilly up there. It's tech your 10,000 feet in the air We even think it was gonna happen if it was warm. There'd be no snow Yeah, if you see snow up there assume. It's pretty fucking cold you could be in Phoenix Which is very hot and you can go 7500 feet up in the mountains up to fucking Flagstaff and it's a lot cooler It's very cold up there. Yeah, you're right there. So God

Koukoui Koukoui K. Ok, we I cock we Koukoui. I'm going with Koukoui. So I don't say cock in this guy's name One star if you intend to drive you will get to see more But expect to experience a lot of traffic jam at tourist spot This person is very Asian Many parking at tourist spot are chargeable which means I don't know if that means they have chargers or you have to pay I'm not sure which one if you intend to take public transport do not think about it I'm not sure which one if you intend to take public transport do not think about it

Is there public and like a Wendy's on this? Apparently so the efficiency is the standard of a third world country Which is the only time I've ever heard that about anything in Japan In Japan everything is like oh my god, it's the future Yeah, you know what I mean like everything's clean. Everything nice they're like now it's a third world country okay delay are always and can be up to an hour oh public transport is about twice to thrice compared to Tokyo enough they mean amount of it or cost of it or what Wow I am confused here there we have a language barrier that's really a problem there are many places you cannot cover due to the poor public transport one to two places is the max I can do in a day

Okay, let's go to Victoria speaking English here one star I've had easier surgeries is her title here. What? Absolute worst day of my life title here. What? Absolute worst day of my life. Oh the worst day ever. Did you fall off the mountain? What happened to you? Did the volcano suck you in? Were you sacrificed? Can't feel me. The volcano took my boy. It took him. Can't feel my right foot. I'm covered in dust. My legs have got a mind of their own. One quad on each side is twitching and I am walking like I've wet myself That feels like a positive review of post-coitus. Yeah, that's a very Post quite as possible girl said that

My quads are twitching And somehow I'm covered in dust. I feel like wow I really gave it to you good huh? That mountain lets you have it babe. It gives it to you good. It makes me happy. It's taking forever to get off this mountain. We've been descending since 2023. Oh okay. This is in September of 2024 by the way. on September of 2024, by the way. Not one person is smiling, not one. Everybody looks as though they are in purgatory, which is completely understandable because it is.

Well, you're so high up, you're kind of in purgatory. I mean, that's sort of purgatory. Like she's part of the Donner party. Right, unless somebody gets eaten at the end of this. What the fuck, man? But yeah, purgatory, I would think, if you think heaven up. Well, then purgatory has got to be somewhere below it So right you're close. Maybe that's problem is regarding the four to six hour ascent Fairly accurate if you're a Kenyan marathon runner, we were up in five

Wow, no, then that is what it is They said regarding the four to six hour ascent only if you're a marathon runner, but then said we did it in exactly that Four to six hours five hours. Yeah, that's that's perfect descent two to three What in a hang glider a hamster ball misleading at best? That's amazing hurl yourself down the mountain. Yeah To add insult to multiple injuries despite applying factor 50 sunscreen my legs are so red they could win an audition at a tomato look-alike competition oh I can only hazard a guess that the volcanic dust

interferes with SPF not in a good way what are you talking about you're reviewing nature you went to a mountain and you said it was hard to climb up it And the Sun was out How is that Japan's fault? Like what do you want from people? No, this is just I did I next time come prepared or you know Whatever have summited four peaks much higher than this Whatever have summited four peaks much higher than this

1,000 meters plus with joy and elation I can confidently say this is a horrendous experience Which I would not inflict on my worst enemy 100% don't recommend traveling to Kanazawa tomorrow Hopefully we can see Fuji from there Yeah And there's a lot of pictures of her looking grumpy with putting her thumbs down and next to another chick who's given the finger And yeah, this was very upset Well then it would have to be recurring at that point they make you they make me come back every six months One star here Mount Fuji more like Mount Vanishing Dragon

Huh? What does that mean? Screw this mountain. Okay. It vanished on him. That's always hiding behind the clouds like a criminal hiding from the damn CIA. Okay. So he wants an amazing picture of it and he can't get it. That's what it is.

Gee, sorry that it's 10,000 feet in the air and in the clouds. Sorry about that. My bad. Make sure y'all check the goddamn weather unless you want to make a trip to see absolutely nothing. The goddamn weather. Make sure y'all check the goddamn weather. I love that we sent that asshole to Japan.

Our most American asshole we sent over there. I'm sure they loved him Make sure y'all check the goddamn weather unless y'all want to make a trip to see absolutely nothing goddamn weather fucking whiny asshole Kristoff one star Mount Fuji is very nice, but be careful with what the shops With what the shops which are literally a shame. That's what it it says here I don't know the staff were totally impolite a lot gave us fake indication what the fuck does that mean I don't know what that means two people of were of were feeling very bad unable to walk and we get refused in spite of storm and almost empty shop this kind of attitude is a big problem and can lead to serious accident

Okay, so somebody was sick. I guess help and mr. Miyagi just told us about it because I can lead to serious accident Yeah, whoo. This person is very upset Olayna one star hostility of a Fuji owner is her title. Mostly people share positive experience, but I would like to tell about the situation which shocked me and my relatives and which I can't imagine in other countries. We climbed Mount Fuji a day ago, or yesterday as we say on Earth.

We were, as we say on this planet. Two days ago tomorrow okay wow whew Jesus Christ two days back it would be tomorrow it would be then yesterday's tomorrow really if we could go six days from now that's you know really get complicated with the math here we were pushed to leave our car at the parking and reached the station five by a shuttle bus parking fee 1,000 yen bus ticket 1,000 yen no idea what that translates to an instant dollars

The weather was fine when we started climbing people were allowed to go further at station six japanese in uniform Warned us that typhoon was coming Ta ta ifun no jimmy typhoon Warned us that ty fun was coming Ta I mean ta I fu n no Jimmy ty fun Not typhoon ty fun the latest the latest kids birthday party experience ty fun Bring him in here they experience what a typhoon feels like experience what a typhoon feels like. $200 deposit from Typhoon. Was warned that Typhoon... Why?

What are you warning us for? That sounds awesome. Typhoon's coming. Fuck yeah. That's great. Typhoon was coming. Actually, that's Japanese Santa Claus. Typhoon will be here very soon.

Was coming, but tourists were allowed to go further. After reaching one of the stations seven, the rain began. Oh, I hate it when it begins. It begins. I don't know, but it's cracking me up. The rain begins. And here, the most important, Taurus were not allowed to enter inside the station to protect from the rain.

We continued going. At the station 9, last before the summit, people were not allowed to go any further. It was very raining and cold. Very raining. And it began. Most of tourists were staying outside without any cover. To enter inside the station without reservation were not allowed. The room was not full, and the owner of the station, with ambitions of an owner of the mountain

I think he owns the whole mountain, behaved aggressively, shouted and touched me when I insisted to enter inside. I was ready to pay. It was an extreme hostility from the Japanese. Not since December 7th, 1941. Have I seen such hostility from them? Has there been such Japanese hostility toward a foreigner? Not since the Rape of Nanking has there been such hostility. Oh my fucking god. such hostility Oh My fucking god that is amazing

for Godzilla every time I watch every time So when you go to the Fuji, you know the food as we call it around the way Remember that you will not be The food you will not be able to Get the time I recommend the typhoon if you're It's delicious by the way You will not be able to find a shelter if the weather becomes bad You will not be allowed to enter inside even to drink a cup of bad coffee

There are no at all covers to hide while raining. Despite Japanese officials considered Typhoon dangerous and knew NEW that it was coming, they brought tourists to the mountain, allowed to climb, didn't offered any protection didn't offered any protection and even more Demonstrated high level of hostility toward foreigners. It was the worst touristic experience. I've ever had before Is making up some words and I like I'm afraid to think that me my teenage daughter and my relatives observed the real essence of the Japanese nature Do they think the word fantastic means like people that really like something or enthusiastic about it?

I don't know what they think is like it's like when NBA teams have that one guy that's like themed out Yeah, yeah, and they put up like on the fantastic means he does like that green Yeah, yeah, yeah, and they put up like on the fantastic means he does like big screen Fan dash tastic and he has like a team dance that he does with like a weird wig on the big clown after a wig touristic Vivo one star you must be careful with bus schedule You might stuck up here with the last bus Because they just want to sell you a ticket and do not care about you.

If you want to send you up there, send you up there. If you want to come down, you have to pay 8,000 yen extra. Otherwise you live on the mountain apparently. You get a thousand thousand yen ticket up eight grand back. They grab back and you don't like it. It's Typhoon for you from now on buddy. It's going to happen. The from now on buddy. It's gonna happen I think they're the Golden Gate Bridge. You know it's like it's like it's free to go across

It's like eight bucks to come back. Yeah, it's the same because you're going to a shittier area It's the same thing with free to go to New Jersey gotta come back to New York. It's the same fucking thing You want to go to New Jersey? Have fun asshole. Goodbye It's gonna cost ya. Gio one star flew by it several times. Description says it is active. What's active about it? It's always covered in snow.

Fucking lazy mountain. Hold on. Yeah, it's lazy. This guy has never been there. No, flew over it several times. Saw it in a plane and said said I've never seen it erupt No, it's all well. How could it be it's always covered in snow. It's a lazy mountain lazy bitch How could it even possibly be a warm volcano when it's covered in ice covered in snow bullshit?

Bullshit. Yeah Yasmin one star I didn't like I don't know didn't like the vibe there. Oh She didn't even get any typhoon she didn't know, didn't like the vibe there. Oh! What? I got there and I was like, something's off. She didn't even get any Typhoon. She didn't even like it. No, it was too, the vibe was off. Wow, and then here is Gigi, one star. Be careful because Fuji is a dangerous volcano. Yeah!

No, I looked it up. The last time it's erupted was 1707. I think you're safe for now. It hasn't erupted in 320 years I think it might be do then huh? I guess I mean, I don't know but It's not real Find out if it's fucking active or not. That's I think they'll probably tell you Yeah, you know if they'll tell you when a typhoon is coming then they're gonna tell you when It's gonna erupt. So, okay now we erupt so okay now. We've gone to Mount Fuji

We've gone to a terrible diner, which you know very different experiences here Yeah, I do recommend the typhoon though, but now you want to make pizza at home Jimmy Oh, I'd love to you want it to be fucking terrible. Yeah Then I have for you the paisano You offensive cocksuckers, I swear to God. Oh, that makes me so angry. The P-I-E-Z-A-N-O, the Paisano, crispy crust pizza oven by Granite Stone, electric pizza

oven indoor 12 inch indoor pizza. Electric? Go fuck yourself. Dude, it's a little hot plate. Look at this fucking thing. This is what it's cooked, it's got a little like a... It's a piece of shit. It has a coil like in a fucking space heater.

Like in a fucking space heater or like a salamander, like a pass through... Like a reptile light. No, no, no, like under under the past the salamander lights They have at the fucking that's what they're called the restaurant lights when you put it a plate under and they Melt the cheese under the fucking salamanders. That is like Fucking awful pizza this what what fucking? Non-italian gonna say what guys never said paisanan in his life to fucking did that I don't know First time I saw this was on cuz I don't watch regular TV. I don't even have fucking cable or anything

But if we're in hotels, yeah Cable so whatever that's what's on if they don't have like, you know the apps on there So I was watching and this was a commercial and I said fuck no and Sarah sent me a picture of it that night Did you see this shit? What the fuck is this? It's so insulting and it make the most insulting thing is it makes terrible pizzas. I don't even care what you call it This is bad It's 99.99 And that is on sale for 33% off.

The audacity. The audacity of these cocksuckers to do this. Electric powered natural stone for crispy crust pizza fits on countertop. Dual heating zones. Cooks in under 6 minutes is what they claim. Delicious homemade pizza. Experience the taste of pizzeria style pies right from your home bullshit

Take your personalized version Stone service and service and enjoy a cheesy crispy crust pizza made in your kitchen without turning on your oven Dude, you know what good pizza ovens cost like thousands of dollars Yeah, they cost thousands of dollars to make a decent pizza at home Those Baker's pride ovens or those fucking pizza place ovens are Thousands of dollars extremely expensive. That's why your pizza sucks at home, right? Because you don't have the equipment try a funnel piambo those palazzo things that they're like they're all fucking Tile on the outside and they're they're crafted on purpose to make a convection oven pizza. They're amazing. We have outside, I have an outdoor pizza oven that we bought that was, it's really nice

and you can heat it up and all the wood fired and you can make other shit in there. Short ribs come out sick in there. It's really fucking good. So yeah, adjustable heat control. Top and bottom heat settings give you a full control over the temperature. It's what it is.

For even more even bake. A built-in thermometer display lets you monitor the cooking process. The perfect gift. Please, nobody give this a gift. Don't you dare. Oh, this is the perfect Father's Day or Mother's Day gift anybody can ask for. Build family endless family bonds over pizza and more. This is what their advertisement says. Gift Paisano for Father's Day, Mother's Day and more. Tell your dad you hate him. Tell your dad you have no care for what he's interested in

or likes to eat. Tell your dad you hate him $100. Fuck. Jay gives it five stars. Amazing little machine. The Paisano delivers! Double exclamation point. I can't believe how quickly this cooks pizza, either fresh or frozen.

Nice crispy crust without having to scrape mozzarella cheese off the bottom of my oven. Heats up quickly and cooks a pizza in less than 5 minutes. I've used this way more than I ever thought I would Definitely one of the top five kitchen gadgets. I've ever purchased What's the other one the slap chop you was this guy lazy? Great actually those were I would take 20 slap chops over this over this This is the most amazing gadget he owns. Wow.

Yeah. Fran, four stars. I am Italian and love to make pizza from scratch. I decided to give this oven a try tonight and I'm quite happy. There are some things I'm not happy about. It is missing a small screw on one of the handles and the top doesn't stay open which makes it hard to maneuver the pizza in and out. Lastly, it's broken is what you got, a shit broken piece of crap.

It's missing pieces, lady. It's a cheap piece of shit is what it is. That's what you just said. Wow. The back part of the heating element doesn't get hot so it leaves part of the pizza less cooked. How is this four stars? It's a falling apart piece of shit that doesn't cook the pizza right four stars wow my suggestion is to rotate it a couple times during the cooking

other than that i love it okay you're cooking pizza with a space heater what are you talking about it's freaking ridiculous the piece of shit space heater in your kitchen The piece of shit space eater in your kitchen Chase three stars not impressed no no thank you Not impressed it's decent, but I would not recommend it It's worth spending a few extra bucks and investing in a true pizza oven. That's not a few extra bucks thousands of dollars What we got was like two grand or some crazy It's thousands of dollars. Yeah, the one we got was like two grand or some crazy I've got a small one a very small one, but I think it cost me $1,200 and I was like they're expensive

I was very nervous, but I make so much in it. It's perfectly fine. Yeah, that's me. I've gotten my money out of it Thank you. I'm gonna shit shit out of it. Yeah, this does not suit my needs because it gets hot and will even cook pizza in six minutes However, it's flawed because in those six minutes the crust of your pizza will become charcoal briquettes. Perfect. Sounds lovely. Because your space heater is too hot. Raw on the inside, fucking rock hard on the outside. Yay. The only reason I will not return this product is A, I only paid 99 bucks and B, I bought with a credit card added to my account so my ad of pocket is zero. Credit card fraud. What?

You don't pay your credit card fraud. Just say you committed credit card fraud or somebody else's. I bought with a credit card added to my account. It sounds like someone added their credit card and he's like, oh cool, I can buy shit on this person's credit card. Okay.

Wow. My children love pizza so I will eventually purchase a quality indoor pizza oven. All right. Indoor. Indoor pizza oven. eventually purchase a quality indoor pizza oven. Indoor. Alright, indoor pizza oven. Don't get an indoor pizza oven. No, they want something to use in their kitchen. They don't want to go outside. Tamalee, Tamalee, three stars, okay item.

I don't know what the hell they're talking about. No it's not. It's a big swing and a miss. Scoopits ate too small. Okay. Scoopits. S-C-O-O-P-E-T-S. That sounds like a product to scoop cat shit out of a litter box. Scoopits.

And that's what she used to get her pizza out of this thing. That's what it is. I used the Scoopits to get it out. That's what you call the chunks of excrement in the thing. These are Scoopits. The pizza didn't cook right. Tried slot of times but kept burning. I think they tried different times and amounts and it just kept burning because it's a piece of shit space here. Because it's supposed to warm your feet.

That's what it's for. I would use it to warm my feet probably. Yeah, just plug it in and put it up on a wood stool. It's for I would use it to warm my feet probably yeah Wow LJ three stars just okay, and then says I wish it worked better with pizza Me too cuz that's the only fucking thing it's for Those two put in it Twinkies, what are you doing? What you're doing dude two stars stopped working after six months, so that's that's nice of it to do How many times did you make a pizza in six months if you used it every day? You got a hundred dollars. I think you got a hundred bucks worth Yeah, I loved this pizza oven when I first got it

But just after six months the bottom has stopped heating up leaving the top burnt in the bottom under cooked and soggy such a shame Such a shame for the price. No for the price that's exactly what you would expect for a hundred dollar pizza. I don't expect that thing to work more than fucking five times. No. Jessica Two Stars creates tons of smoke. That's not good. Oh no.

Don't like that. While it cooks great, after making one pizza and leaving behind flour on the stone cooktop It creates so much smoke while reheating the temp back up in your home your eyes will burn Use only outside you use too much flour by the way You're gonna use an electric pizza oven outside Are you out of your mind? Yeah, as long as there's no typhoon. I think you're okay I think you'll be alright.

It's like a clam shell that makes a pizza and that is terrifying. It's a waffle iron that makes pizza. Yeah, right. That's all it is. It's a waffle thing. It's not big in there so now inevitably that heating element is going to touch a pizza you know what I mean? And then all of a sudden it's burning and it's ruined. It's gotta happen. There's no fucking way Scarlet one-star disaster. I believe it. Yeah, there are no words to describe the complete disaster This pizza maker was No words Wow burn down your house pizza crew burned out my house raped my mom It was terrible The whole thing was awful pizza crust stuck to stone like rock

Cheese and tomato sauce oozing all over the place if this would let me attach the pictures of this disaster No one would ever buy this and the temp never got past 400 degrees once the pizza was placed in it awful Do not buy. Did she put a frozen pizza in this? You're supposed to be able to cook frozen pizza then. Really? That is one of the things they advertise is cook fresh or frozen pizzas quickly and great. Oh absolutely.

That is a big deal. Put an icicle in this shit and then make it food. Go ahead and slap your tombstone in there and they'll fucking make it some. Hell in one Star burns pizza. It burns the pizza. Made a frozen pizza and it burnt the top and left the dough soggy. Throwing it out.

Plus the app doesn't let me give it one star. Apparently their Paisano app has to be better. Paisano app. Paisano app. Gipsy fucking recipes for the Paisano. Recipes for shit that Italian people won't eat. I saw no app Recipes for shit that Italian people won't eat Plus takes up too much space on counter. Okay, that's fine Motion one star soggy. Oh soggy. Oh my god

Soggy crust and my brain just glanced at it and thought it definitely didn't say soggy crust I thought it said soggy cunt and I was like what? This thing is a soggy cunt. Four exclamation points after soggy crust so it's very soggy. I am very disappointed with this product. The crust consistently comes out soggy and the pictures in the listing are misleading. Despite trying three different doughs including one bought, the crust never turns out crispy. To make matters worse, the product listing claims free returns, but you can't return it if it's been used.

Free returns if you haven't taken it out of the box. There are free returns, you just can't touch it. Wow, additionally, if you try baking the pizza longer to crisp the crust, the cheese and toppings will burn. Okay. All right, here's another one here. Arizona Mom, one star. the pizza longer to crisp the crust the cheese and toppings will burn okay all right here's another one here Arizona mom one star disappointment yeah we were so excited to get this product but the pizza put the pizza in and it started to

smoke and the bottom and top burned the directions say that means it's working that means your pizza is almost delicious everybody Look the directions say it must reach 800 But I think it was too hot and that could be why it started smoking really heat causes interesting that little thing gets 800 It's that's what it said it's supposed to get 800 degrees which holy shit Then it was so difficult to clean up the stone. It was impossible We kept scraping and scraping and it was just stuck to the stone. They didn't flower the bottom of their crust That's what happened. We put another pizza in and the machine started to smoke again. I think that's just what it does

You can expect smoke from now on Smoke was everywhere in the kitchen. I am shocked the smoke alarms did not go off. We live in Arizona so we were able to open the patio sliding door and let the nice weather absorb the smoke. Maybe it was defective but it went back in the box and we returned it immediately. Be careful. Your next step should be change the batteries in your smoke detectors. All that beeping you heard six months ago means those are dead. Oh, by the way, they didn't say scraping,

they said scrapping and scrapping. Scrapping, scrapping and scrapping. They kept scrapping and scrapping, so I'm doing that. Mary Ann, one star, so disappointing. First of all, I have the whole line of granite stone cookware and love it. All of it? Wow. I didn't even know this was a fly by night company that put out some shit pizza cooker

that's going to burn your house down. I buy every piece of shit they make. Wow. Unlike the other items, the quote pizza oven is horrible. The top won't stay open. I used it once and it's already stained and it doesn't do the job. Pizza was burned on top and raw on the bottom. Yeah, I'm sending it back absolutely ruined my meal Awful with five exclamation points, obviously. Here's one. Moi one star caught on fire returning

Okay, I would say so I should have known this was a problematic product with all the warning stickers Watch out will burn. I made three pizzas and then the stone caught on fire not worth the trouble Returning all of those warning stickers means somebody got hurt. So yeah every that's up. There's a body attached to each one of those stickers every Picture a charred corpse behind every one of those stickers. Sometimes it takes five to ten for them to put a warning on some shit. You never know. Could have just been user error, but after a while.

After a while they got to go, this thing is dangerous. Just looking at it, man, it looks scary. It really does. It's fucking wild. I don't like that at all. Here we go. One star from summer caught on fire. That's right. Purchased from Amazon and the first time we used it we thought it was smoky from being the first

time we used it. What is it? What? What did you just get your oil changed? What are you talking about? Why would you think they just left a little bit on the headers? It's not an old car that smokes after you get an oil change because there's what are you talking about? They overfilled it a little bit. It's not a 72 Nova for fuck's sake. What are you doing? If it's brand new it shouldn't smoke. It shouldn't smoke at all there should be nothing in there that's flammable or smokable. Oh my god that is fucking funny we went to use it today and it literally caught on fire. Oh my god. Four exclamation points. On fire in my kitchen. Five exclamation points.

Horrifying. She She, one star, horrible, the worst stone I've ever seen. Okay. Stonehenge, Stone Mountain, I've seen them all. This is the worst one. Emma Stone. Emma Stone.

Don't care. All of them. Stone Phillips. Oliver. I don't give a shit Estonia I don't give a fuck I hate everything So worse Should be muting to come I know what's up with this stone I I don't know what's up with this stone, but the dough stuck to it so badly

I'm sending it back ruined my mood The other people on fire yeah, there's people who are literally in flames right now your mood Yeah, now I'm not anymore Terry one star can't cook frozen pizza It can't description states cook from frozen which it absolutely does yeah when I called Manufacturer this person called yeah, they did the paisano company Hello paisano you fucking assholes. I mean I wait a second. I have a question Fucking assholes. I mean, oh wait a second. I have a question. Oh

Thank you for calling by paisanos if you just don't are unsatisfied with your pizza oven press one if you are currently on fire from your pizza oven press to If you're from the Italian American Anti-Defamation League press 3. If your house is currently in flames from a defective pizza, hang up, call the fire department and call us back for a refund when you're done. So when I called manufacturer they said you could not. Meanwhile, the description absolutely says cook from fresh or frozen, exclamation. I mean, they're all over it.

I returned the item 10 days ago. Item received four days ago and no refund issued. That's what they said on the thing, it's in quotes. Amazon says wait until one to three weeks more for refund to be issued. I'm closing my Prime account and no longer shopping with Amazon. Over this? Over this, okay. Wait till Bezos hears about this.

If you don't want shit to get to your house tomorrow, then enjoy. I don't know, fucking knock yourself out. Yeah, you're going to have to go shopping tomorrow, then enjoy. I don't know, fucking knock yourself out. Yeah, you're gonna have to go shopping at Walmart. Enjoy. Nobody's excited about Amazon. We're just like, well, I'd like it to get here immediately. So that's who can get it here immediately on Bob Otter. That's it.

Don't recommend this product. Especially don't recommend shopping with Amazon. He's not only going to take the Paisano company down, he's taking Amazon down with it and from there Verizon You're next AT&T suck my dick Starbucks. I'm coming for that ass Paisano you're responsible for this you did this you did it all paisano Pretend to so you fucking liars Okay, we're running late on time here

I don't think we're gonna be able to get to our personal item of the week Unfortunately, cuz we're already late on time. This is my fault for the diner What is ono and paisano which is just a lab but the diner was so personal you have no idea literally I've been fucking battling a concussion for a fucking week now that feels like a personal item It's personal I can still touch my head and feel it. And it happened a week ago. You remember the next day we did Crime and Sports after I did it. I was just like, dude, I am not...

I was not okay and you were not okay. No, we were not okay. You were sick. I was fucked up in the head. There was a couple times where we were talking about stuff and I was like, I have no idea what we're talking about. Where are we? Like I was out of it.

Uh oh. So yeah, so we had to talk about that. We do have a very funny personal item of the week that has to do with nipples. So we'll push it to next week, the personal item, and I promise you. I want to say this real quick, James. If you Google Paisano, it is goddamn insulting

how many pizza ovens are shittily named Italian words It's really Yes, it would be like it was yeah some a taco maker called the fiesta amigo like it would be like shit like that Fucking so offensive. It's just ridiculous just a dumb Fucking so offensive. It's just ridiculous just a dumb It's a big middle finger to Italian Americans Yeah, go fuck yourself and people who like fucking food that's half decent fuck you to everybody

They think you're hilarious. Oh God, I think your culture is just so funny. It's just we're all just cartoon characters. Yeah fucking people. It's a joke tired of it Sick of fucking tired of it You'd be a cartoon character all the time Yeah, you're just you're just Mario Brothers all the time. That's it everybody. He isn't that hilarious Yeah, it's great very funny. It's a lot of fun. You wonder why we're pissy sometimes and angry. So anyway, it's a pizza. So anyway, duck, watch your head, don't order the eggs, always watch out for a typhoon coming your way.

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