Your Stupid Opinions - Low Altitude Ballooning, Feet Burgers, Strip Club Drugs, Air Nuggets

Episode Date: April 14, 2025

Some of the craziest reviews on the internet! We check out a hot air ballooning company that may have you stuck in traffic, at the height of an SUV. A Wendy's in Buffalo that has tons of attitude, spiders & weird foot stuff. A very personal location that might leave you woozy, and thousands of dollars poorer. Cheap Walmart chicken nuggets that are mostly air & much more!!Join comedians James Pietragallo and Jimmie Whisman as they explore the most opinionated part of the internet: The Reviews Section!Subscribe and we will see you every Monday with Your Stupid Opinions!!!Don't forget to rate & review!!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Wondery plus subscribers can listen to your stupid opinions ad free right now join Wondery plus in the Wondery app or on Apple podcasts Hello everybody and welcome back to Your Stupid Opinions. Hey! Hey! Hello there. Thank you for joining us. My name is James Petragallo. I'm here with my co-host.

I'm Jimmy Wissman. We are jacked again today to hear all sorts of people's complaints and grievances about things that probably don't deserve that big of complaints and grievances. The passion people muster for things that don't matter. People hate so loud. The passion they muster for a $6 meal that didn't go their way or something like that is just remarkable and it never ceases to amaze us over here.

So before we get started, real quickly, if you like this show, check out our other two shows, Crime in Sports and Small Town Murder, which are exactly what they sound like but funny. So check those out and also follow on social media, rate, review, do all that good stuff here. And, you know, think before you review things. We'll just say that.

That should be the point of the entire show. That said, let's get right into it here. Let's go on an adventure. What do you say? OK, yeah. This is something we talked about last week when we were discussing the whole St. Louis arch deal and we are going to head over to Arizona again. We've been, though we, we did the, uh, this is in Tucson though. We did that,

uh, these preschool last week with the baby fight club, but this week we're going to head up into the air and go to do something I would never ever ever ever ever ever do and that is go on a hot air balloon. I would rather not a fucking chance. The list of things I would rather do include being taken to a CIA black site in Turkmenistan and having things shoved up my ass for a month. I would rather do that. Arizona, New Mexico, the Southwest, boy do they love them. And they crash every fucking year.

They have nothing but space. And people still do this shit. Nothing but space is what they got. So like go up and take a look. There's a lot of open sky up there. I used to have jokes back when I first started comedy, I had jokes about hot air ballooning and it's never ever it's a crazy. There's no

steering wheel man. It's just ridiculous. You're in a wicker basket period. Yeah. That's it. You're trusting your life to wicker. Fuck out of here with that. Wicker. You're mixing wicker, wicker, a balloon and fire and you're like let's do this. Let's head up into the sky, everybody. I can't believe it goes bad. I can't believe anyone ever came up with this fucking idea. We've done, for a crime and sports bonus, we've done a bonus on hot air ballooning disasters, too.

So we know all about this. This is the Southern Arizona Balloon Excursions. And they are in Tucson. 537 West Grant Street in Tucson is where the actual office is located here. They have 2.9 stars so I don't know if you can review this from beyond the grave but I guess if your family was killed in a hot air balloon you'd probably leave a bad review right? Yeah one star all star, all families dead, one star. So let's dive right into this as we figure this out.

You go up in a hot air balloon, there you go, that's the description. Here's Meha, gives five stars here, and says thank you so much for taking my mom up and answering all her questions. She has been raving about her hot air balloon ride ever since three exclamation points That's a lot of raving Wow, oh and her new knowledge of all the local plant life just based on how happy my mama is

I give you a 10 out of 10 hands down you went up there to ask about plants. They see down there. Those are plants And we we said this last week too I'm of the opinion of I don't need to go up there to see down here I'm already down here. Where are we going? Answer all of her questions including horticulture. What the fuck? Here yeah including other different forms of cacti. Here's Alexi five stars again. I wish I can rate six out of five but it's impossible they did the opposite if i could give it six stars i would i would everything was great communications rides services we celebrated my wife's birthday there and it's unforgettable

they also helped with a birthday surprise nice family business Running by very nice people. I wish we come back. I Don't think he's I don't think he's from this country. Let's just say that you're highly doubt that Next up Maria not so thrilled Tucson. They are they they're from Tucson too. So they've seen this desert this is five two stars they give and they have this pictures too. I'll show you here. Um, one is of the spread, which is look at that food spread, huh? What is it? What? So Ritz crackers, uh, in a Tupperware,

those look like brownies with like little Debbie brownies with the sprinkles on top. Maybe pineapple chunks possibly. I don't know what that is. Rice Krispie treats, Cheddar Bay biscuits, I can't tell from the picture. I have no fucking idea what those are. So they say after much anticipation and mucho dinero. Oh, it was expensive too.

Oh yeah. The ride was less than exciting or breathtaking. Basically, we were able to see the fields of Marana owned by Pat Nils. If someone is looking to do this, find some where some find somewhere. The views will be worth it. And there's pictures of their views. And it's literally just looking over farm fields in a desert. There's I don't need to see that.

I can fly a drone and see that shit. I don't need to see it at all. That doesn't even look very high. No, oh, that's, we're gonna get into the height of these things, because apparently, it's not all it's cracked up to be on height. Sounds like the pilot pilots afraid of heights. Well, sometimes they're not allowed to go higher, as we'll talk about.

Oh! This is why. Want to go up in a hot air balloon? Awesome. We're going up about six feet. Good with you? Excellent. I got a ladder, man.

I'm all right. Dude. Jesus Christ. You could stand on the roof of your car, and it's the same fucking thing What's going on here? Stephanie one star not a great experience Also, just feel like they were they always were trying to get more money videos buying the glasses at the end I get it's a business, but it was too much, but they were nice Yeah, it's like an amusement park.

They're gonna give you that. They're gonna buy the picture. Every business is gonna hit you with the up sale. But you don't have to buy the pictures either. That's the thing. You don't have to do that. So they're offering it to you. Okay, Debbie, one star.

I would give a zero if I could. Almost. That's pretty good. It's close. It's succinct. I'd give a zero. I would give a zero. Not stars, a zero. It's the same zero. I Would give a zero zero zero to you Absolutely, the worst place to go six exclamation points the worst the worst exclamation points That's more exclamation points than letters in the word worst. So I figured like they mean it at that point, right?

They're not around if you can get them to answer the phone you will find them to be very rude Then they will make an appointment with you with you can then not show up They not show up or you not show up. They will make an appointment with you can they not show up? Can then not show I don't know it is not fun sitting in a far off location in the cold and dark at 5am waiting for them. Oh you motherfuckers. Oh my god. That's the thing about hot air balloons though. They go up super early because the wind is, the air is cold by then. It's the air, yeah. You gotta have cold air because if you heat up hot air, you gotta burn the mother fuck out of it

to get up in the air at noon. If I go anywhere at 5 a.m. And I'm, no one's there. Wow, well no one's there. Yeah, for blow jobs obviously, but. And no one's there, oh my god dude, I'm finding what's their office and I'm going there and I'm making like fucking,

you know, improvised explosives along the way. They're gonna die. Someone's going down. Pick you up for this. Someone's going down for this if I have to fucking be there. I'm gonna poke holes in every balloon you have, you sons of bitches.

I spent months trying to get a time to fly and it was always something. Save your money and your blood pressure and do not use this company." I don't think she ever got up in the air. There's nothing about it. Sounds like she went there, sat in a field for no reason and then went home and complained about it. Wow. Maybe earlier. Christ. She sits in the middle of nowhere. Here's Chloe one star. the worst customer service. I've ever experienced in a business Wow, so my boyfriend surprised me with a hot air balloon voucher through Groupon. That's quite the gift

Here's a Groupon voucher Mary fucking Mary birth miss and then you just give it to her like what the fuck is that? Groupon forer, marry fucking, marry birthmas and then you just give it to her? Like what the fuck is that? That's awful. There's a Groupon for a hot air balloon. That is, and that's what you got, that's what he got his girlfriend. He doesn't like you. A hot air balloon Groupon.

I got you a Visa gift card, here you go sweetie. Products on Groupon are generally, they're there because nobody's buying it. No, it's there. Those are for like six ladies from an office to buy. That's what Groupon's for. Do you want to go there? We should all go there. Let's go. Okay, I'll get the Groupon. Let's all go get massage room wine. Not fucking hot air balloon Groupon. That's that's Craigslist fucking hot air balloons. Don't do that That's what he got her for Christmas, too. Oh He's a key. He's a keeper that relationships over man

And until now we still haven't gotten our balloon ride This is in May of a year. So it's like five months later the lady we spoke to Bobby was just terrible I don't know why that's spoke to, Bobby, was just terrible. I don't know why that's funny to me. She was just terrible. She treated us so poorly and kept rescheduling on occasion, and on occasions would hang up the phone on us. Oh.

How many times have you talked to this lady? This is too much communication. Tried to schedule a ride so many times and were hung up on. Wow, she gave us the impression that we were not valued customers because we were using a Groupon. Because you're not. Because you were. Right.

Now you're getting it. You're understanding what Groupon is. When they see a Groupon coming they're like, oh for fuck's sake. This great person. Well let's give you something that you didn't really pay for. Okay come on. Can't wait. So save your money guys because it's totally not worth it

right crystal yeah she is not happy one star i found out after a disappointing ride with this company that the pilot pat nils oh that's the guy who owns oh he just takes you over his land his land. That's fucking hilarious. Had an accident with the hot air balloon flying into some power lines. Oh my god! That seems like the worst thing you could do with a fucking hot air balloon would be fly into power lines. You own this land, Pat. You know where the power lines are. Stay the fuck away from them. In our Disaster's Patreon about it, that was like half of the disasters where they hit power lines and burst into flames or people tried to jump out of the basket and killed themselves and Holy shit turned into fucking like balloon 9-eleven that if you hit power lines

Luckily, no one was seriously hurt besides burns. Yeah That's seriously hurt. That's hurt the company advertises sunrise balloon rides, but doesn't deliver We went up about an hour after the Sun rises Come that's close enough. Also they have It's it's cresting everybody it's cresting. Oh fuck. It's over now. We blew it now forget it now. Jesus the Sun's up What are we doing? Forget it now! Jesus, the sun's up. What are we doing? Fucking picky asshole. Also, they advertise the ride to last 45 minutes to an hour.

We were only up for 20 minutes. The balloon went up about 100 feet upon liftoff and the pilot immediately brought us down to five to ten feet off the ground for the rest of the trip. Which is pretty fucking funny that you're lower than a basketball hoop. Like that's. That's the ride I'll take. It's hilarious that LeBron James could jump

into the basket from where we are. That's pretty funny. He can certainly grab the side and pull himself in. That's. That's. I'm gonna die. I don't know why that's so funny. I just picture, are we supposed to be higher? With the baby gun.

I feel like we should be higher as people are ducking so the balloon can go over their head. That's fucking hilarious. Whips got me in the neck. We're too low. Jesus Christ. They're hitting cars and shit. That's amazing. If you get stuck in traffic, you're not high enough.

Did we need to stop at this red light? I feel like that's, I feel like we should be higher, right? I don't know. I've seen pretty much what I could see from down there I lodged a compel my face hurts I lodged a complaint with the Better Business Bureau a month ago, and it appears as though the company won't respond to the complaint Yeah, they don't care Save yourself the disappointment and book with another company also check the other reviews these guys received on TripAdvisor too.

This was their previous review. They did a previous review and then updated it. For some reason. Yeah. So we booked this ride, thinking it would be the highlight of our vacation. They told us a Sunrise balloon ride, blah, blah, blah. Okay, nevermind that stuff.

We lifted up into the air 80 feet, and the pilot, Pat Nils, stated that he felt it was not safe to be up very high and brought us down to 5-10 feet off the ground for the rest of the ride. We stayed so low you could see animal tracks in the dirt. We actually took a picture of another hot air balloon in the distance up above the mountains. They were apparently felt it was safe. Oh my god. The ride was marketed for 45 minutes to an hour. balloon in the distance up above the mountains. They were apparently felt it was safe. Oh

my god. The ride was marketed for 45 minutes to an hour. We were up there for approximately 25 minutes. That was it. Jesus. Why didn't you cancel? You would think they would offer to reschedule refund or discount. Nope. Oh, another bonus was the pompous pilot who continued to look at all my land. Check it out. Look at my farm. Taking people up over in the kingdom. Jesus. There it is. See my fields of soy. There it's pretty exciting, right? Who continued to brag about all his flying accomplishments for the duration of the ride, flying for national geographic,

breaking records for balloon flying at the highest altitudes, flying in nine different countries. so on and so on. He should add lowest flying balloon ride to his accomplishments. And he was snippy and rude to the guys that helped set up the balloon. I caution everyone who considers booking with this company, go with someone else.

Okay, we will. We won't, but thank you. Here's- Never. Never, but thanks. Here's Betsy from Illinois here one star We had a very similar experience at the end of March no idea What similar to who or what or what the fuck they're talking about? It's not a response to another review

It's a similar to our last experience. I don't know it was on my bucket list So five family members decided to book this excursion We were told we'd be reaching about 200 feet or 2,000 feet. Sorry. Oh 2,000 high you're getting up there right Wow, they go that high is that yeah, that's pretty hot. Yeah, you can go up that high Yeah, absolutely. That's super hot. That seems high after watching volunteers get the balloon ready to fly, about 45 minutes, we were up and away. Well, not long, well, not for long. After about 20 minutes and not much elevation, Pilot Pat brought us down.

No explanation of weather problems or any other excuse of why it was so short. He's like, you're done now. You saw my fields, that's enough. Honestly, they get more excited about cake at 7.30 and a silly certificate The captain states we had a safe ride, which we appreciated and would not offer any refunds, etc. We spent 625 dollars save your money good 20 minutes that it took longer

For them to watch them set the balloon up than you were in the fucking sky $625 Wow, so it's like a hundred dollars plus a person. Buck 25 a person, it sounds like. Wow, Daniel, one star. Stay away from this place. Three exclamation points, all caps. Place. I've never been on a balloon ride before,

so my son and I have had all this anticipation and excitement of going on his B day. I called this number, and the lady that answered was so rude. Bobby's been known to be a little rude. I asked for the pilot, Bobby Nils. I think Bobby's the lady who answers the phone. It might be Pat's wife or something.

Maybe, but yeah, Pat's the pilot. I asked for the pilot, Bobby Nils. She told me he wasn't available and wouldn't be for five to six days. Not here. I proceeded to ask questions about the balloon ride and she said I'd have to talk to Bobby about that. In the process of asking another question,

she says goodbye and hangs up on me. So I was wondering if a goodbye click. What the fuck, that's amazing. I could only think wow. So I live in Tucson and decided to call a professional company and we are scheduled for a flight tomorrow in Phoenix. No problems, no hassles and absolutely nobody

being rude like this lady was. Just because of the rudeness of this woman I would recommend that no one use this company. They are very rude and definitely have no interest in keeping any company happy. Zero stars. Okay, fine. Zero. Okay, last one here. Eman, one star. This, he's got some complaints here. I bought two tickets for a balloon ride for me and my wife. Upon buying the

tickets I was told that the ride is for a couple and the pilot. He's got to be there, you know. He turns around when you finger and stuff. It's all right, you know. He knows, he's got like etiquette and stuff. He's just a real swell cuck. Likes to take it up there so nobody else can see. He just likes to, he'll take a peek once in a while. I ain't gonna lie, he'll turn around over his shoulder.

He likes to watch, but he doesn't want anybody else to have a chance. He steals a glance once in a while is what it is. He's got a real nice... You're a selfish cuck is what he is. That's what he is. He keeps it in his bank and saves it for later. So for the couple on the pilot, and that it would be 45 minutes to an hour and a half

long and that we would be treated to a romantic brunch and champagne. Oh. Oh my. Wouldn't we, Roy? He's going to fucking romance the pants off of y'all. Yeah, Pat better fucking, he better get a squeegee up there or something because it's gonna be messy in that fucking balloon. We arrived this morning at six and my wife had a bag in her hand in case she threw up because she's pregnant. The pile. No, what?

You what? No. You irresponsible. Hey, I I got an idea you have a tiny little human body inside of you Let's go up in the air in a the least safe conveyance we can possibly think of oh and here's some booze there you go Excellent anything else? Jesus Christ the pilot pat asked what the bag was for and she said it's because I'm pregnant Immediately he told her she couldn't ride. It's probably a policy they have Like I I don't want to kill any more babies we just can't They told us we were bad parents for wanting to take our unborn child in a hot air balloon You are!

This time I'm taking Pat's side. I'm on Pat's side here. Unless you were going for an abortion and then great, that's fine. You just chose a more fun way to do it. This is a way more fun way to have an abortion probably I would assume. Just drop it. Just drop it out. But if you're trying to keep the, then maybe this isn't good.

He said my wife is only 8 weeks pregnant and we had our doctor's approval. Okay, that's the other thing. I'm not a doctor and I have no idea if this is a safe activity for a pregnant woman or not. None. Zero. 8 weeks seems like you barely even, you skipped only one period at this point, right? See your obstetrician.

You know what I mean? Like this is, yeah. This isn't a big deal. You can still get it sucked out even in a red state. Yeah! Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! Even in the, ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! Well, maybe not some of them, but most of them.

Um, Jesus Christ, that's... Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! He told her he would feel bad if something were to happen to the unborn baby. Apparently they don't... Well don't! You can't get arrested. It's not even illegal.

Not yet, it's fine. You can kick it out of her, nobody would care. Apparently they don't care about the passengers because they make you sign your life away in a consent form. Yeah, if we crash, you're not suing us for everything. Nonetheless, I rode without her. He left his pregnant wife on the ground to go have a champagne brunch alone with Pat.

This is amazing. You are, you may not be a bad dad, but you're a bad husband. I'll tell you that right now. You're going to be a great father, I can tell. Just a terrific father. Selfish fuck. He waved at her as he elevated,

and she's like, thanks, yeah, great, I'll be down here sitting in the desert for an hour and a half waiting for you, sounds awesome. You're pregnant, you can't ride. Well, see you around, honey. Wow. Be back in 45. I don't even know what to say about that.

That's the craziest shit I ever heard in my life. That's awesome. He fucking rode without her. So I said, fuck you. That's the craziest shit I ever heard my life So I said fuck you oh and about 12 other people This was not a private couples flight like they said when I bought it the flight only lasted 25 minutes Not the 45 to an hour and a half like they said and we only flew about 50 feet from the ground That's amazing. Other gallon, other gallons, ball balloons, I think, and they probably auto is correct here. Other balloons. Yeah. Yes. Yeah. That's what I'm thinking too.

And he probably just didn't do the double O and the fuck. Yeah. And the phone's just like, we know what you mean. We get it. You gallons. Other gallons were going about a thousand feet in the air And he said it's because they were not licensed and needed to go that high to get certified I think they wouldn't he's saying the other pilots were going it was all certification runs. That's all Yeah, those are those are those guys are in training. Those are amateurs. We're licensed so we stay real low They put the amateurs way up there. Those guys are amateurs. They're licensed, so we stay real low. They put the amateurs way up there.

Those guys are amateurs. They go 1,000 feet in the air. Us pros know you hang about 30, 40 feet off the ground. That's the sweet spot, really. We know up there's where the trouble's at. That's how that goes. I could put it on the ground from 30 feet at any point, and you're good.

They were going at that. They needed to get certified. I think they wouldn't be flying with passengers if they weren't certified or licensed. The brunch was nothing more than a sorry pop-up table with their homemade cake and tasted days old. These people were very unprofessional and are really there to steal your money. So my advice is to book with someone else and beware. All you pregnant ladies, it's not written in a form that pregnant women weren't allowed on.

Oh, and no refunds whatsoever or apologies for the inconvenience. Jesus. Okay, wow, that is a mess. I have tears coming out of my eyes. That's funny as shit. I can't believe a pregnant lady wanted to do it in the first place.

Yeah, that's what I mean. She shouldn't have said anything. If she's only eight weeks pregnant, don't say a fucking word. She should've just said, I get motion sickness sometimes. I'm gonna throw up on your fucking basket. I'm trying to be a nice person.

Sometimes I get motion sickness, period. What's that puke bag for? Puke, bud. We're gonna go way up there. Possibly a miscarriage, we'll see. I'm not sure. Possibly a fetus maybe, I don't know. I'm gonna shoot shit out of some end, that's why. How fast did he think he was gonna go up that would just suck the baby right out of her

gravity? Okay, I'm hungry after that, man. We didn't get our lunch, we didn't get our shit brunch, we got nothing. So let's head to Buffalo, New York to eat at a Wendy's. What do you say? Why not? Let's go there. We love Wendy head to Buffalo, New York to eat at a Wendy's. What do you say? Yeah, why not? Let's go there. We love Wendy's. Yeah, I do too. I love the shit the spicy chicken sandwich They have this it's bumping man. Shit is bumping. The burgers are great. Those square burgers are so love them They're so love them. I love you. Just even a junior bacon cheese burger was fuck

Yeah, the 12th dinner burger and I kind of I kind of enjoy the small, yeah, I can duck it so fast. Jesus. This is at 1051 Main Street in Buffalo and we know what Wendy's describes itself as, as we've had them before. 3.3 stars out of 2,200 reviews. What the hell have they done? There's a problem here at this Wendy's.

We'll figure out what it is pretty quick once I show you a picture here. First off, Pogue gives five stars. Best Wendy's, super nice staff. There we go. Okay, that's good. Let's leave it there and go to the one stars. This is bad.

Okay, Rebecca one star. This is bad. Okay. Rebecca, one star. The guy on the window was nice. The girl in the bonnet stood on her phone though while he tried to do everything around her. Got home literally three minutes away. The fries were so stale they were hard as a rock and my four year old who usually only eats the fries and a bite or two of other stuff wouldn't even touch them

Saucy nuggets were nuggets with sauce squirted in the corner. That's what those are. It's they just squirt sauce on your nuggets It's easy. Yeah I called and no greeting just a yo to answer the phone Yo Is this is this Wendy's? I said yo! At least yo Wendy's that would be better at least Wendy's throw Wendy's in there so I know where I called at least so I got the right number. Yo Wendy's what you want anything? Yeah I'm fine with that. I don't need a formal greeting. No! Yo you got Wendy's is great for me. I'm fucking happy with that

Wendy's the fuck you want I'm good with that I'm fine with Wendy's. That's in my information. He wants to know what the fuck I want. I should tell him That's what I think at that point. Yeah Just a yo to answer the phone and wouldn't allow me to speak with a manager She said she could help me the manager was busy. No, I got this. got it. No no you don't need to speak to her she's dunking shit you're good what do you need? She's spraying sauce in the corner what do you need? Yeah she's saucing up your nugs that's how it works. Do not waste your money here and to the guy in the DT I don't know what that is you deserve a better work environment there's no reason for someone to stand drive-through boom to stand behind you

on their phone not the right there well while you try to do more than one job okay so one star from Bill this is the one Jimmy and everyone out there that we're speaking to. One star. Ever wonder why your food at this Wendy's doesn't quite hit right? Does it ever taste like fish ass or feet? Feels like the ad for some really bad food. Your food ever tastes like fish ass or feet? Some like food additive to sprinkle on top that makes it taste better

We take away the take away the ass taste right away as this and defeat This might be why now I'm gonna scroll There is a woman with her foot in the sink of the Wendy's. Why is she doing that? I don't know if she's, we don't know if there's a shoe on that foot, but I assume not. Is she making the chili?

And the person right next to her is washing dishes in the sink with the best fries no lies Wendy's t-shirt so it's definitely Wendy's. I can't believe this. That is the most, I don't even know what to call it terrifying disturbing. She's got fishy ass feet. Her fishy ass feet are in the on the food areas this is not good. Wow.

So there I guess that's a good reason why that would be like that. Yeah, she uses her feet to make the food What the fuck that maybe that's it. Maybe she's like I'm much better with my toes. I gotta wash them off Bree one star if there was a nationwide contest for the worst Wendy's, I have no doubt that this location would reign supreme. The food is abysmal, the workers are ill-mannered, unprofessional, rude, slow and stupid. When you mix stupid together, I feel like slow is mentally slow, not physically slow at that point. Slow is stupid. Yeah. I was so stupid. Yeah orders are almost always wrong and it is evident that whomever the franchisee of this Location is has no interest in running a clean and respectable establishment with decent food

The evening shift are particularly indifferent Indifference indifferent and I have witnessed various activities including drug use and theft by the workers at this location Did you see them put their feet by the food? Because we just saw that. I think we got you beat. What did you watch them do? Smoke a bowl? Come on.

I think someone was smoking a joint on their break outside probably. That's my guess. You work at Wendy's. This is New York. It's legal. It doesn't even matter if it's legal or not. If someone works at Wendy's and they're smoking crack outside, they work at Wendy's. Do you understand? They work at Wendy's. Do you understand?

They work at Wendy's. Yeah. You know how you get up and go to work every day? When they do it, they put on a fucking Wendy's uniform and go to Wendy's. You would be smoking whatever you could if you had to do that. I would. If they're not children, if they're not in school, yeah, they're doing drugs Yeah, get here to do anyone who is legally an adult that works at Wendy's needs to get high Period and then deserves zero stars at the end. She messed it all up

Mina one star every time I order from here you guys find a way to mess up my order Every time I order from here, you guys find a way to mess up my order. How did I get a cheeseburger with no cheese, just burger? Well, you didn't get a cheeseburger, you got a hamburger. That's what that's called. Tell them, Craig. Wow. You gotta have everything around here. You got cheese, no burgers.

That's awesome. The workers gossip while handing you your items. Don't care. Yeah. Don't give a shit. I don't mind that actually. I kind of like hearing people's gossip. Good.

I kind of enjoy it. I need them to do it. I love that kind of shit. I'll join in. I'll be like, what the fuck did she say? Yo, fuck her. I swear to God. I'll talk to these people.

I don't even know what the fuck they're talking about. She said, what about you, baby? Oh, that's bullshit. Yeah, nah, you can't be her friend anymore. Nah, fuck that bitch, man, I'm telling you. I'll say that shit. Gossip while handing you your items, and don't even acknowledge your presence.

I've literally have received moldy lemonade. What? They don't clean their lines is what that means. Yeah, moldy lemonade is not a thing. It's just dirty, gross lemonade. That's not a lemonade. not a thing it's just dirty gross lemonade. That's not yeah they just haven't they haven't cleaned their machine at all. Gross. That's disgusting. I don't know who your management is but you need to do better because this is tacky and disgusting. Tacky is the way. Tacky. It's just a little tacky. Yeah. Um

Verlene gives one star. Oh boy. Visited this establishment as an out of town visitor. Before we could get close to the speaker in the drive through, we smelled marijuana from the employees. Oh no. I'm sure you did. Four guys and a girl smoking weed at work. At least they were outside. Again, you need drugs to work here.

We couldn't even keep our window down because it was making us sick Oh you fucking pussies. I hate when people do that shit I don't get you can say we don't like the smell of it and that's fine, but it's not making you sick. That's a Wafting the outdoor air, you know, I'm gonna throw up now Well, you should stay inside all the time cuz you know diesel fumes are pretty gross and you know I'd much rather smell weeds, than pretty much anything other smell that's out there. That's what I mean, other than a barbecue.

Yeah, or onion rings, or fuck, anytime I'm near an Italian restaurant and I smell, yeah, oh, the garlic, yeah, that's awesome. Oh my God. But weed around that makes all that smell so much nicer. So much nicer to me to me I like it we got to The employee the window to pay and pick up our food the employees had ghetto loud blasting music in the restaurant

Verlene I got a feeling very white woman. No Verlene is black is black. It's black Yeah, her picture is a black woman anyway, so I mean I was shocked by Verlene myself, but yeah Okay, I've never seen anything like this in my life Is this a new trend working while getting high no fast food in restaurants? No I've worked at nice restaurants that sold expensive bottles of wine And when I had a fucking lull me and another guy go out and smoke fucking weed in our nice outfits And then come on and pour your $300 bottle of fucking wine. That's what we did his restaurant. It'll kill your soul That's why lane wait till you find out what the workers at the Olive Garden

Where do you find out what the people in the kitchens are doing they're doing coke at least the waiters are just smoking weed So they also had the nerve to have a note in the window saying no refunds. Well, if you go to work to do your job properly without getting high, you wouldn't mess up orders, therefore not having to refund money. On top of this, the food was so bad that I'm still feeling the effects the next day. That should be your only complaint. Needless to say, I'm never coming back. I think I've been scarred for life. Okay. You ate bad Wendy's We've all done that come down

I've never been to a fast food restaurant and had a bad experience and been like I'll never forget this as long as I live No, I could think of about 50 bad Taco Bell experiences, and I had Taco Bell two days ago So you know what who who gives a shit? It works. The phone number, it's fast food. You go, fingers crossed, maybe it'll be really good, maybe it'll be really bad, you don't know. That's it.

Here we go. And you're gonna roll the dice. That's what you do, shake it up. Honey, blow on this for me, sweetheart. There you go. That again. That again. Look crazy. Yeah, do it up. Honey, blow on this for me, sweetheart. There you go. That again. That again.

Go crazy. Yeah, do it up. The phone number for this place is a joke. What is it? Like knock knock? The phone number? Is it 800 hot men? What is it?

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. So I guess informing a manager is pointless. The phone just clicks and never rings. The owner needs to get a handle on their business if I was the owner These degenerates would be fired, but then again. I wouldn't have people like this working for me. Yes I just expect excellence From Wendy's for fucking nine dollars Yes

You should go to an expensive restaurant where they give a shit about your food And then you can come and if you complain they give a fuck because you're paying $60. Do that or shut the fuck up. Those are your options. You can't do this. A law gives one star. Horrible, worst place ever. Not worst, worse place ever. The worker told us to wait at the front,

then waited a whole hour and never got our food. They said, we go around the corner, we'll be right out and then just never came. You sat at Wendy's for an hour? An hour. minutes. You're going in do ten minutes, and I'm leaving Yeah Wow other customers were upset and worker even flicked them off with a middle finger well It's the most effective one if you're gonna flick it Thumbs up doesn't quite give the same message. You know what I mean?

Well, yeah you do that and you're you're you're fucking die Richard Pryor and moving I gave the man my index finger He said fuck you Barry with his index finger Take these when he tells you got a small dick. Yeah, that's it, yeah. Or you're classy. What are the two? Rude workers need to be fired. Wendy's manager, do better with hiring people.

Picture not clear, but you can clearly see a middle finger. Have it on video. You can't see shit. It is a fucking, there's an arrow pointing to a blur spot. I have no idea what they're talking about. You can't see shit. It is a fucking there's an arrow pointing to Blur spot. I have no idea what they're talking about. You can't see anything. You're out of your mind Okay, Lena one star I wish I could give them zero stars Okay, that's not bad close for slapping them

Close. For slapping a plain Ghost Pepper Chicken Patty on a bun and calling it a night for my order and proceeding to give me half the portion of a medium cheesy fry. Whoever was working night shift on December 26th you have destroyed my trust and faith in your location. And during the holidays too. My god. You poor woman holidays too. My god. You poor woman. Demery 1 star.

This place is absolutely horrible. Manager smoking in lobby after it was closed. It's closed. Fuck it. I'm going to mop anyway. I had a door dash order and it took 25 minutes. It was a meal. Staff was also smoking in the restaurant.

I'm going to contact Wendy's. Nobody there should have a job. They just smoke in the restaurant. They don't give a fuck anymore. Noah One Star. First of all, you can't hear them through the drive-thru mic. Then, when we get to the window, the girl rolled her eyes and was acting rude the whole time She didn't give us the correct change and even forgot a whole meal

I do not recommend this Wendy's as it is very ghetto and unprofessional Yeah, it's a weird it's an interesting Interesting Well, you're at yeah, you know what you're saying. Yeah. You know what you're saying. Adam one star. The people at the drive-thru were talking about quote fighting n-words. Oh my god. And he says that's his quote fighting n-words in quotes. Audibly through the drive-thru speaker. Through the speaker. I thought it was at the window.

They just had the mic keyed up and there was gossip in it. That's amazing. Also, they missed crucial parts of our order. No mayo should be no mayo, not slather it on the burger. Oh, that's my pet peeve as you know. I will fucking plant that shit on your front window. All shit all over this drive-through. It's got eggs in it. Yeah, it's going to be bad. The employees were clearly not paying attention to what the customers were saying. Well there was fighting N words apparently according to them. I don't know what's going on. So wow that is fucking wild. All right, Caramine, one star, went in at 6.39. to get food before work and they said they was closed knowing damn well they was open

why is that so funny and I saw someone inside with the lights on yeah, I see you in there were they smoking Bumping music and then is the greatest end line terrible got me tight Tight okay Wow Wow, that sounds like a positive. What's that person's name there? Karamine? Karamine, Karamine, something like that. She is fun.

She is a fucking interesting one there. She gets real loosey-goosey with words when she's frustrated. Yeah, I think that's what it is. She's so mad. Edward One Star, I have never been so disgust in my life. Okay, Edward'm frustrated too. He's so frustrated, he doesn't know how to spell disgusted.

If this was the worst Wendy's I've ever been to and I'm not sure I can stomach one ever again, I'm so glad that my wife and I decided to eat in and not use the drive-through or we would not have seen the filthy foul condition this place is in. We waited for the doors to open so we could walk in. This was first thing in the morning. Oh, they're going to love you. They've been standing outside stalking the Wendy's at 545. You're trying to get a nice TV on sale.

Yeah, it's Black Friday at fucking Walmart. You're getting a fucking chicken and biscuit. God, Jesus, and you're going to wait for it? This is first thing in the morning, so when you expect the place to be spotless, but no. The floors were covered in dirt, food trays were still on the table from the day before. I'm thinking, okay, maybe they had a really hard night and are trying to recover from it as I have worked in fast food restaurants before and understand that. Getting up to the counter I see spiders coming down the walls and a spider hanging over the head of the front counter person. A spider?

What? I've never heard of that in restaurants before. Hanging. On a web. Yeah, like fucking with a little sign that said nice pig. Like what the fuck. Some pig. Some pig,. Like what the fuck. Some pig. Some pig.

This place needs to be closed down. Oh my god. That's fucking great. Alright I'll do one more here. Smokey. Smokey. Smokey gives one star. Most horrible experience ever. The oversized shallow nasty

attitude females that work the drive-thru need to be fired. Yeah. Oversized, shallow, nasty attitude females. What are the? How were they shallow? Fat mean is what she... I don't know where the shallow came from, but I'm not sure. All I wanted was an order of fries, literally turned into a screaming match, them screaming, one in the back with a grossly bumpy rash on her mouth and chin was worst of all. Oh my god. What is going on in this place? Oh my god, what is it?

Maybe it's, I blame it all on the lady with her feet up there. That's what this, I blame all this on that. She's got foot and mouth disease. That's everything, man. Don't waste your time stopping here. Trust me. You'll be glad you didn't buy your food from here. Yeah Holy shit. All they wanted was fries and they got in a fight The guy arguing an argument over fucking fries. So that's ridiculous. I'm still fucking hungry I didn't eat

Mayonnaise all over everything I smushed it onto their front window. I don't eat we didn't eat there's mayonnaise all over everything I smushed it onto their front window I don't know what's going on so I don't know man we got to go home though so let's let's stop at Walmart first okay and let's pick up some great value fully cooked chicken nuggets frozen yeah freezer the ones you heat up, there's chicken nuggets in a bag. 32 ounces frozen, $5.97 a bag, $5.97. 32 ounces, how many is that? Like fucking 20 probably? 30?

Yeah, I don't know, looks like a pretty big bag. They're about an ounce a piece probably, right? They're probably about an ounce a piece, yeah. Yeah, something like that. One 32 ounce package of chicken, it says about this item. Fully cooked chicken nuggets, breaded and seasoned to perfection, made with boneless chicken breast meat,

contains 11 grams of protein per serving, serving size four pieces. Four nuggets is a serving size, your ass. It contains how much? It's 11 grams per serving, doesn't say how many. Perfect finger food for kids are great as a late night snack. You stoned or you have children? These'll work for you. People who don't as a late night snack. You stoned or have children? These will work for you.

People who don't give a fuck about cuisine. Easy to prepare from frozen in the oven or air fryer. Fully cooked, keep frozen, high protein, blah blah blah. Okay, here we go. Five stars from Byron. Nugget nirvana in every bite. What? Yes, they smell like snaggers as well?

Best ever yeah nugget enthusiasts rejoice Exclamation What the fuck I'm not for Walmart nuggets Regular nuggets, maybe those spicy ones from Wendy's are really fucking good. So those yeah, I mean all of Wendy's nuggets are fucking Legit they're good. They're very good. Yeah I like that shit too. Great value fully cooked chicken nuggets are a crispy golden dream that turns snack time into a celebration. Is this an adult? What the fuck is happening? I don't think there's any children named Byron so probably. No not yet. Not for a while. Straight from the freezer to your plate in minutes, these nuggets deliver restaurant

quality flavor at a fraction of the cost. Golden perfection. The breading is perfectly crunchy, while the chicken inside remains juicy and tender. Each bite is a symphony of texture and a symphony. I can't believe this person's saying this. If you asked all the Walmart employees, do you know what a symphony. I can't believe this wasn't saying this. If you asked all the Walmart employees, do you know what a symphony is, most of them would probably not. So have you ever been to one?

Yeah, I think those are the chocolate bars in the candy section. Yeah, the white, they have white and regular. The very expensive one. Toffee chips, right? Yeah, I don't know. They're like $6. It's by the Toblerone, who knows. Each bite is a symphony of texture and taste making it impossible to stop at just a few.

Convenience Champion Ready in the Oven. Microwave or Air Fryer. These nuggets are perfect for busy days, game nights are satisfying a late night craving. Flavor for everyone, whether you dip them in ketchup, BBQ sauce or ranch, these nuggets shine. If you dip chicken nuggets in ketchup, I'll punch you in the mouth. They don't belong in there first of all. That's disgusting. There's a lot of other better options. You don't dip chicken in fucking ketchup? Yuck.

That's a weird thing to do. Even picky eaters will declare them a household favorite. Final verdict, affordable, delicious and satisfying. Great value chicken nuggets are proof that greatness can come in a frozen bag. Stock up, your taste buds will thank you. Stock up? Get a lot? Whoa.

Then a four star from Bike Ride and Granny. She sounds fun. Her title here is, fits the bill as an all around chicken nugget. It is a chicken nugget. I'll say it's a nugget with chicken. These are of a good size as part of a meal or to use as snacking food. Or to use as snacking food. Or to use as snacking food? Who the, you're not a human.

What robot is trying to pretend they're human? This is snacking food? Yeah, to use as snacking food. One of the coneheads. The flavor is good and goes well with any type of dipping sauce. You don't need to look for a national branded product thinking it will be the better choice. These work well

in meals or as appetizers or as appetizer additions. And then here we go, L gives one star, Air Nuggets is his title. These have been my go-to frozen chicken nuggets but the new bag I got is so bad. I thought they looked a little thinner than normal before they were cooked, but after I learned why, they are all... hollow. That's bad. That's just a nugget. Yeah, that's just a nugget with no chicken.

I'm attaching a picture as proof, which wasn't on there. Every one I bit into flattened out like a pancake and there was absolutely no meat inside. One star from Dee, I don't know what was taken out or put into these things to make them possibly the most disgusting vile excuses for a chicken nugget I've ever had the pleasure of throwing up immediately after tasting one. My dog looked at me like I was setting her up for a joke. Dog wouldn't even eat it. Jesus. These are a sorry excuse for human sustenance as I've ever seen. Poor kids eating this trash. That could be said many different ways. Poor kids have to eat this trash or poor kids eating this trash

That's who eats this shit poor kids That's my D Yes, that's a D Chelsea D's nuts D's nuts Chelsea one star what happened is her title. Yeah It's I think somebody at the machine at the shop Didn't because there's got to be a machine that does the battering of the chicken Yeah. I think somebody at the shop didn't, because there's gotta be a machine that does the battering of the chicken.

Maybe the chicken stopped and the batter kept going. We'll find out they've changed the recipe also to a not quite as much chicken as it used to be. Bastards. Yeah, so I think it doesn't have the same structural integrity probably. There it is. I don't know what happened.

They used to be tasty, but now they're straight trash, and they're awful. I'll never buy them again It used to be a good alternative to McDonald's chicken nuggets. It never was first of all it's not Now they're just straight-up gross. I'll never buy them again Walmart. You should be ashamed with Alternating pukey emoji with green gonna be pukey emoji alternating almost sick guy yeah Buyer beware from anonymous. They don't want Walmart to know they've been talking shit this person so one star buyer beware They're hiding that Tracy Morgan left a bad chicken nugget review, and that what happened to him so this guy knows he's like listen I'm not saying shit you run them down too much they'll buy your NFL team and run that into the fucking ground really breaking heart

yeah that's a sad state of affairs for you this is in all caps by the way do not feed these to your children I I fed my children this product, severe abdominal pain accompanied by vomiting. I have also seen other parents speaking about this product and Walmart has not issued a recall. Oh, okay, so the chicken's bad. I guess the chicken's no good here. Geneva 1 star, frightened by nuggets is the title. Frightened.

I thought my bag had spoiled because they were severely inflated after cooking and the inside looks like nothing I've ever seen before I See now after looking at reviews they changed the chicken nuggets super disappointed and concerned they should not look like that You they blow lots of W's yeah, they puff up and then when you bite them, there's no chicken inside. You just get like a puffy breaded fucking puff ball. They put some chemical in there to make them bigger when they cook and when you bite it, it falls apart. Like pizza pockets do that sometimes. They like get fatter when you cook them

and then when you bite them, like a bunch of air. I love it. I think that's supposed to be like that. I think they need the air to circulate in there. I think that to cook the shit. Maybe that's what they're doing with the chicken now Yeah, well this person has an explanation Brianna one star changed recipe now quote textured soy protein Oh, it's not even chicken. What the fuck change the recipe back three exclamation points These were one of my son's only safe foods severe food allergies and eoe They've changed the recipe from just chicken to now chicken and textured soy protein

They're they're putting a filler making you cheaper fucking jerks cheap ass. Well, you know who doesn't make enough money? Walmart. Yeah, how much profit do you need, motherfuckers? I keep seeing how rich that family is and what are we talking about? They own NFL teams. One of them is so bored and rich he was flying experimental planes and crashed the motherfuckers. You guys have too much money. You know how they do that? Textured soy protein is how they do that

And soy protein concentrate Gross I'm so mad they taste disgusting and nothing like chicken and the new texture is horrible. Yeah, cuz it's not chicken It's not how how about go back to your chicken nuggets being actual chicken nuggets, right? Yeah Here's a good one here one star from Sienna plastic chunks is her title Completely disgusted and disappointed in this food item. It had plastic chunks in it My two-year-old nephew was eating these and so is the rest of my family. Would you make a family meal with Walmart chicken nuggets? Gross. That's, everybody, that's trash. You can get better food for cheaper and cook it if you just cook it and you're not lazy. That's terrible. You could have bought a

Stouffer's lasagna and jam that shit in the oven. At least you've given your family something. This is just chemicals and soy. Ugh. I'm completely insatisfied with this product. Insatisfied. I'm insatisfied. I'm unsatisfied. What am I?

What am I, God damn it. What's the prefix that you need to? I can't figure it out. In, perfect. This is, I love the title of this. Carla One Star Nuggets of Disappointment. love the title of this. Carla one star nuggets of disappointment. It has multiple meanings. That's, that's right. And right there, that's good stuff, Carla. Good job.

I've been into one of these chicken quote nuggets. That's right, man. Nuggets of disappointment. It's got multiple meanings. That's, you know, game recognized game here. You know what I'm saying? I see that as a writer and someone has to title things all the time. That's pretty good. Four little words. That's right right there.

That's right. Three. Nuggets of disappointment. Three words. No, no. I'm saying your review of her. Oh yeah. That's what it is.

That's right right there. It's fucking glib. It's to the point. I like it. Yeah, the multiple meanings chicken. I've been into one of these chicken quote nuggets. Yeah Expecting delicious juicy chicken on the inside then I looked at the outside of the bag and saw great value and said what the fuck Am I thinking? What I expect to see chicken in here. I'm buying shit I would expect juicy chicken in here. I'm buying shit. That's what I'm buying. What does that mean, moron? To my immeasurable dissatisfaction, I was met with a hollow chicken nugget that may

as well be advertised as cooked breading. Yeah, that's what it sounds like. Though through my disbelief, I bit into another another which was also an empty tasteless cave Yeah, this person's a funny. She's funny. It's one carl is a good writer. I want to click on Carla and see all her reviews Cuz that's funny April one star there was something in my bag of nuggets it looked burnt That could be poop that could be poop. I'm just gonna Say right now could be a lot of things could be poop could be poop. That could be poop. I'm just gonna say it right now.

Could be a lot of things. Could be poop, could be poop. Last one here, RJ, hollow inside. One star. We have been buying these nuggets for a long time, but they've recently changed them. They blow up like balloons in the air fryer and are hollow on the inside with absolutely no meat.

The second ingredient listed now is textured soy protein there nasty. Yeah, they fucked it all up Okay, that said before we run out of time. Let's move on to our personal item of the week Everybody which is actually a location. We're gonna go to today. We are gonna go to Larry Flint's Hustler Club Oh, where's that at? That is a that is in York, actually. 641 West 51st Street in New York City. Is that where I am? How high up is it? No, that's Midtown. 51st Street's Midtown.

Is it? 51st? Yeah, 51st Street. Yeah, think about it. Times Square is like 42nd Street in there. Oh, yeah, I guess so. Yeah, it's north of that. Yeah, 51st. It's almost fucking Broadway and shit up there.

So here we go, Larry. It has 2.7 stars, by the way. And it is open until 4 a.m. Look at you. Not bad. Jesus. New York, you really figured it out. You can sell booze until 4 a.m. in New York City. Yeah, that's so amazing how towns can do that. There's not a lot of them. No, no, no. And there's just people working all hours to in there. So, you know, the bars are packed in the morning there Taylor five stars

Okay There's a picture of pizza. Yeah Pizza is out of this world great late-night snack This is a strip club. Hold on. Yeah who you're concerned about the pizza. The vibes are totally good Ask for Nico. He's super cute and such a gentleman. Also, Scotty was such a babe. It felt really flirty in here and I liked it. I don't know what's going on, man. Tits out, lady.

Nothing of the girls, just pizza and the bartender. What's going on? Tokyo gives it five stars. This is one of the best strip clubs and the bartender what's going on. Tokyo gives it five stars. This is one of the best strip clubs I've been to. The girls are good quality. Like you're talking about a used tire. The girls are good quality and the lap dancers are superb. The waiting staff was really nice and super attentive. Bunny was our favorite. Missing her every day. Oh boy. That, missing her every day. Oh boy. Bet that's not her name, Tokyo.

No, Tokyo. I bet that's not your name either. Let's both lie to each other, fuck it. All right. You know what I'm saying? You're Bunny? Great, I'm Tokyo. Sounds nice, good to meet you.

Oh my God, I took a drink of carbonated water and I almost shot it all over the fucking computer. I gotta get paper towels for later. Well that's a lot to be chocked on. Fuck it, that's what we're doing anyway, so why not? You're pretending like you like me, I'm pretending like I respect you. Fuck it, we're already going around in circles, baby

Why not fucking make it worse? You're pretending like you want to fuck me. I'm pretending like I like I'm playing coy I'm pretending like I don't think this is going to my house Tatiana three stars ended up here with my guy friend after meeting two older men in another bar midtown. She goes with the pro. A couple, imagine this a couple and they run into two older guys who just happen to be going to a strip club and she's like, yeah, cool.

We're good with that. This guy just with her guy friend to that for guys friend. Wow. As a girl I was a little suspicious but also wildly excited to check this place out the dances on stage were pretty boring But the private lap dances seem to be good. I'm judging based on what I saw and heard Some guys have their actual quote girlfriends there, which must make the private room Experience worth the price that they're not there girl is just a guy who keeps giving her money and

that she laughs at when he leaves that's that guy he was so nice sir they must be together they must be together she was stroking his hair and shit I mean that she must really like him his wall overall yeah had his credit card just rubbing it between her tits overall I, I had a pretty good time. Highlight of the night, meeting a guy whose wife was a stripper at the time they met. Imagine the stories. There aren't that many stories with that.

Imagine how many times she's lit his shit on fire. Yeah, yeah, Jesus Christ. Imagine how many country music videos these two have made. Jonathan, two stars. I visited this place two weeks ago on a Tuesday night. It was a slow night in the city So I figured a popular place was a safe bet What a mistake I took one of my clients with me we sat down and ordered drinks then the host approached us I believe his name was Tony and May I warn you he was unfortunately a real-life quote Tony

What I? Think he's saying I think she doesn't yeah, I think we know what he's saying. That's a he's a fucking probably a Yeah, he's a unfortunately a real-life Tony they go fuck yourself How about that Jonathan? Jonathan with no fucking H. How about you? What are you talking about get a fucking H before you start talking shit about people? Unfortunately, it was a real-life Jamal, you know, yeah That's what I mean. You couldn't say that anybody. He was a real-life Pedro. You couldn't fucking say that Why is it? okay? Fuck you people

Instead of trying to satisfy us You know, you know big and blonde, you know the type Instead of trying to satisfy us well Tony doesn't do hand jobs. So guess what Jonathan? We had our diss time. Tony, yeah, he just frowned at him. What Jonathan? Tony's got his own fucking agenda. Satisfied. Tony, he just frowned at him. Fucking ridiculous. Any place where there's tits out, don't use the term Satisfy us unless it means you're gonna come in your pants.

What do you want man? Jesus. He quickly ushered two girls over to our table and began to say if we tip him we would have a great time. He's like I'll make this good for you. And began to say if we tip him we would have a great time He's like I'll Make this good for you. That's yeah, that's how places work though. Yeah, that's life I mean really and I won't smack you in the fucking mouth when your hand brushes are ass

If you go to the buffet thing with the sushi guy you give him ten bucks He gives you whatever he wants a little couple of bucks really goes a long way in the world. People don't fucking realize that. Greasing people. Maybe you'll have a better time everywhere you go. It costs money to have fun. That's what I mean. And also, not for nothing, but guys named Tony know how to tip. That's the thing. You tip the right people here and there, and the guy comes over, he brings you a couple of women, you throw him a fucking twenty, and then later on he's going to do other shit for you. That's how it works. And if you give Tony a 20, he might give that money to those girls and be like, that guy's a pretty decent guy.

And you might get a better dance. He might say, this guy's a good tipper. Yep, nice guy. Yep, and then they go, hey, they're gonna put your tits a little farther in your face, and then you're gonna be happier. It's crazy how, when you throw money at strippers, how well they treat you.

It's weird when we do a transaction. I give them money And they that's what we're gonna be a service. It's amazing the better the money the better the service Weird right the girls were lovely Brazilian. I think like my girlfriend. I didn't know yeah, right. I didn't know what's that Fuck you, Jonathan I didn't know, yeah right, I didn't know what that... I don't buy that. You are tearing this man apart. Fuck you, Jonathan. From Princeton, New Jersey. I'm gonna go to Princeton and smack Jonathan around. I didn't know what they meant, what that meant and proceeded to tell him that we were interested in two other performers. They were European and quite different than what I was used to.

I hate that too when guys are like super pick up Oh, no, I need the one they're just shut up. They're all fucking hotter than you would fuck you and have tits So shut up and whatever you get you get I hate you see their nipples man Yeah, this is a magical place. What are you talking about? He went on to to inform us that these that it was these two girls or nothing you didn't tip Tony that's what happens you get these two so I got up and left I will never go back Tony was a rude representation of the high class service I expected and it was a straight shakedown now you just don't

know how to go to a you don't know how to go to a high-level strip club like Tony did the girls a favor he's probably the the filter to take the riff-raff You just don't know how to go to a high level strip club. Yeah. Tony did the girls a favor. He's probably the filter to keep the riffraff out of here. Keep cheap fucks from these girls. Keep pieces of shit like Jonathan from Princeton. That's exact. Dude, I read that Scores book.

Guys like that, they don't want that fucking guy. That guy can take a fucking hike. If you're looking to, you know, a bargain night out on the town, go to a fucking, go to another place. I work hard for my money I'm gonna make a work hard for hers. Well, you're a fucking you're not the boss. Yep. You're not the boy exactly not gonna happen Wayne Two stars more of a casual spot than a quote place to be not like a hot spot type of place

Girls were hit or miss nothing much to see here didn't even try to dance when on stage Strippers sat around in groups chatting while patrons were all available all over the rooftop was alright though Overall I'd come here if every other spot is dead, and I want to see some skin while I drink good Christ that's an honest review anyway Good Christ. That's an honest review anyway. Yeah. Alisha. It's kind of a scumbag.

Maybe those girls already worked the room and the guys that are there right now aren't tipping. So. That's the thing too. When you go to a strip club and they're not working hard, it's because the room isn't paying for it. It's a bad night. Yeah.

It's a shit night. Alisha, two stars, please have new girls the club is beautiful but they how they only hire older or fat ladies maybe that's all that's I don't know and it's expensive for what they offer my partner and I wanted to spend but there was no way I had to go somewhere else okay Peter here all right one star Don't go there at all. Don't take the drink. Don't take the free drink offer $8,294 in fraudulent charges. Oh my god, that's not a free drink Let's just say that's expensive eight girls girls and guy Watching over them are all in on the corruption. Wallet was lost slash taken that night.

They took me into the back room and kept trying to tell me to pay them, showing me a device to pay. I kept telling them no, they are crazy if I was going to pay them $100 each for anything. Was looking to have a drink and relax for a few minutes. After about 5 or 6 attempts from the guy asking me to pay for them them I left that place only to find out my wallet was gone. Oh boy Now either some more he says but he has all the charges like there's a picture screenshot here And it's like a six hundred fifty thousand six hundred fifty dollar charge. This is all on There's a September 16th and then September 19th more charges. Oh shit

650 1060, 2550, 241, then on the 19th, $2,600, $133, and 1060 again. He either had two great nights or he's told the truth. Holy shit, that is, okay. That's not good at all. That's a good at all. That's a question. I mean, you should probably have that investigated.

Call your fucking insurance or credit card company. They said he did and all that in the end, so it was kind of boring financial, what he had to do to rectify it, which who cares. Jamie one star, Jamie's a lady, by the way, won't even give this place a half a star. That's not how it's done. It sucks Walked walked in and was forced to check my code in that is a thing because a lot of these places the mafia

Runs the coat room. That's how they do it. And so you have to check your co cuz then you have to pay the guy And that's how it works. Yeah, there's also like people Not saying that's here. I'm just saying that there's press. That's how it works, yeah. Well, there's also like people in New York. I'm not saying that's here, I'm just saying that's a lot of common things. I mean, it's New York, everybody's got a big jacket on and you don't wanna wander around a little tidy place like that with your fucking jacket on. And it's also the Beverly Hills Cop thing of, what you doing with all that gun, Phil?

You can hide shit in there. Exactly, that's the other thing. There's ladies that are completely unarmed very vulnerable Oh, yeah Had a girl come up to my table offer a massage which ended up coffer costing me a hundred dollars And she was forcing me to drink my drink Kept trying to hand it to me and trying to distract me But but flipping my hair in my face and shit her friend came over and grabbed my boyfriend's cock Trying to distract him and tried to bring us both upstairs for $300 to the private room

the hose roofied our drinks and my boyfriend saw it trying to trying a mouth to me to stop drinking I wouldn't mouth shit I go don't drink that shit whose mouth thing shit what are we trying to be polite now? I'd slap it out of her hand knock it to the floor. I might tackle you shit don't drink that. Jesus Christ trying a mouth me stop taking a drink I got my shit and left there feeling weird and unable to walk awake days feeling like I was going to vomit cuz ho roofied me. We'll never go back here. Bitch deserve a smack and this place should be shut down.

Bitch deserve a smack. Then why were you being so loud now? Why didn't you do this when you were there? No fucking shit man. Here's another one here. Rachel one star. I was roof one here. Rachel, one star. I was roofied here. Well, feels like a common theme now.

Oh, man. So anyway, they watched several. Her and her boyfriend watched several girls perform. I'll make it take it. We're running late, so I'm going to do this. We went back with her, paid for an hour. I ordered a second round and started sipping on my martini throughout.

But my boyfriend did not touch his beer. He'd been drinking prior and only ordered it as a courtesy. After the hour ended he supposedly purchased another half hour, but at this point I have absolutely no memory of what occurred. Apparently he had to carry me to the cab and up to our hotel where I proceeded to vomit for eight straight hours all over my shoes, dress and floor. I've never vomited from drinking before and certainly not from two drinks. I absolutely did not have food poisoning and nothing had nothing prior to coming

I woke up with more in the morning with simply no memory of the events and Evening and how we arrived at the hotel a roof He was putting our drinks so that we would continue charging the card for several hours If not by the bartender then by the guys in the back that handle payment I called the management the next day, spoke with Tony, and demanded an explanation of how this could have happened, me getting roofied, to which he replied, and I quote, that rarely happens here. I mean once in a while you gotta expect it obviously but you know I mean rarely happens here not all the time like every night you come in three or four nights a

week maybe one night you get roofied it's rare you know what I mean rarely happens here wow this place is dangerous and criminal. Yeah They're keeping Larry Flint's memory alive with they really are Another quick one here this person just says I spent an entire hour there and didn't see a single boob no Not a single boob And Kayla one star too many little booby and no booty girls with major attitude working there. Okay. Okay, we'll say that.

There you go everybody, there's a couple more. One says if you're into coked up hookers, this is the place for you. Says if you want to be harassed by desperate Eastern Europeans, come on by. So there's your stupid opinions everybody. Hope you enjoyed it for this week. says if you want to be harassed by desperate Eastern Europeans, come on by. That's what he says. So there's your stupid opinions, everybody.

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