Your Stupid Opinions - Murderer's Cafe, Magic Johnson's Shame, Beach Preach, New Positions

Episode Date: October 14, 2024

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Here we go. We're dipping back into the movie theater here. We left off last week. Oh, Magic's? At the Magic Johnson Harlem Nine AMC theaters. And this is a mess. It's infected, James. It's infected. As we found out last week,

the soda is infected, which is never great with Magic Johnson's name on it. So here we go. We'll start out with Liz with one star. I have never in my life been inside such a dirty movie theater. No? Never. I've been in a lot of dirty movie theaters.

There's... Yeah. The dollar theater that used to be... Oh, those Phoenix dollar theaters? Fucking gross. Remember, there was a tunnel that you had to walk down, down one of them that had like strip lights? Yep.

And they were like, all of them are burned out. Hanging down, burnt out, yeah. It was like a dark, like a, just a hallway to be sexually assaulted in is what it felt like just like strobe lights in there that and there's nobody in the theaters someone could just grab you take you into a some fucking movie nobody wants to see take you into wolf with Jack Nicholson and then nobody's there try to think of what came out in the 90s it was shit there's

one take you into a replay of Goonies. Good Christ. Nobody's here to see. There'd be people in that probably, though. You think so? Just for the nostalgia? Yeah. Yeah, nostalgia.

There's theaters that play old movies. Maybe. That movie theater felt like they just haven't stopped. They haven't stopped playing Goonies. It was so bad. Still Goonies. It's 1996. We still have Goonies. It was so bad. Still Goonies, it's 1996. We still have Goonies. I sat down in one of those chairs,

it was one of the folding ones, and the side wasn't, it was like broken free, so I could fold it down, and then it just like sat on, the side sat on the floor. Yeah, those dollars here. I guess this is how I watched it. You were getting what you paid for, for sure. It was literally a dollar, whatever.

So this person goes on to say, the carpet has paper and popcorn all over the place. The women's bathroom has several stalls full of filth. There will be poop, is all I can think of from that. Flush it, babe. Fuck, full of filth. The floors have paper towels all over. Some of the sinks are filled with water.

Oh my God, the drains are backed up. Either they're backed up or someone needs to press that lever thing. Or somebody put the tampons in there. Yeah, just put them right down there. I'm not even going to talk about the popcorn. Yeah. Well, how about you need to? That's what we don't know.

We don't know about the popcorn. Is there poop in the popcorn? And they don't tell us. That's all they'll say about the popcorn. My goodness, what is happening here? I'm so disappointed in this. We'll never step foot here ever, all caps, again. And there's a picture here of a pretty bad drink station and butter station here. It's mad. It's filthy. The napkins look like they're being puked out. Some of them are just laying there all half-assed. There's straw wrappers.

Even though there's two holes for fucking garbage, there's straw wrappers around the holes. You just throw it at the trash can. Yep. And there's popcorn everywhere, butter. It's pretty goddamn disgusting. Next one is one star. This movie is the absolute, movie theater is the absolute worst.

They lied that the fountain machine drink wasn't working. They lied that it wasn't working? They said it was? They said it wasn't and it was. Okay. Okay, well then this next one should cure you of your need for a fountain drink. There is mold bugs crawling around the theater.

Okay, you don't want a fountain drink then. They don't clean the wine, so get the fuck out. Yeah, that's just gross. Okay, let's go on to one star here. This is a long one. Avoid this theater at all costs. I'm planning on it at this point. It is falling apart.

The seats and floors are always sticky. The popcorn is old and never fresh. Then there is the staff. Oh boy. There they are. There they are. Most of the time there's only one or two people working because the theater is so outdated and unenjoyable.

I don't know. That's not a because, by the way. That's an and. There's only a couple of employees and it's outdated and unenjoyable. This place is pretty outdated and unenjoyable. Only hire two people. I don't think anyone said that. It's outdated and unenjoyable.

I bet it's because there's only two people working here. What the fuck? Today, the manager on duty was Tiffany. Hi Tiffany. She is a darker skinned young woman with glasses and she is extremely rude. Yeah. I walked in, tickets in hand, waiting for someone to break them so I could grab popcorn since they move so slowly.

I was with my four-year-old and very pregnant. I hope she means she was pregnant, not the four-year-old. That's what I'm saying. I don't like the description of me. I don't like the description of me. Four-year-old. She's like dark skin like Lauren Hill or dark skin like Mia Khalifa?

What does she do? I don't know. I'm guessing that her name is Zakiya. Zakiya Davis and in this neighborhood I'm just guessing that she's probably black also and just you know saying darker skin if uh, if it was you going in going There's a darker skin broad and they would sound way bad You're not dark skinned chick with glasses. You're not Zakiya from Harlem though So I don't think you have the same cred to say that shit Um, yeah, so she's very pregnant. She started yelling at me about the rules in quotes

Again tickets were in hand and someone was breaking them. I let her know she was being rude and there's no need for her attitude Sure, don't need any of it right now. I'm very pregnant Well, she didn't like that apparently because after I walked away to get in the concession line she continued to yell saying I can just leave and get a refund. She sent a male employee over who was clearly not security to intimidate me which I did not appreciate. What did he say to you? I'd love to know that. Clearly not security. No, I let him know that she was belligerent and had been yelling since I stepped upstairs and I was not going to further interact with her.

I didn't need high blood pressure or for my water to break from her need for confrontation. He seemed uncomfortable and finally walked away. He didn't want to argue with a pregnant lady. No one wants to argue with a pregnant lady holding a four-year-old's hand. How angry are you willing to get at the movie theaters when you're only four months pregnant? You're willing, you think you're gonna get- No, she's very pregnant. She has a four-year-old. Oh, I thought she, oh God.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, all right. I'm like wait, she's four months pregnant? She thinks she's gonna get so raged on it. Her water's gonna break. Fucking half a fetus is gonna fall out. Lost, lost my child because you guys have a dirty place. At the concessions, the older man refused to serve me since I wouldn't go talk to the manager.

Oh. What are we talking about here? I walked away to calm down my toddler who couldn't understand why we were being refused service and essentially kicked out. The toddler's just like, why can't I get my popcorn and go in this movie? They don't know anything about the rest of it. Toddler's like, hold me back. Yeah, hold on.

There's a problem here. I will call my attorney. Angry toddler. Fuck, about 10 minutes late. A toddler with an attorney would be the most dangerous person in the world. Imagine that. Sue and error. It could be crazy.

The courts would be clogged. You call this chocolate this is bullshit suing bluey from suing bluey for a fucking subpar episode it would be terrible suing Cheerios because they get soggy when you put your wet fingers in them constantly to pick up new ones. About 10 minutes later, my mother came up and spoke with the manager and she is my mother came where the hell is she in this and she said she's there before now her mom's here. What the fuck is going on? We got three generations of pissed off people.

Mom come argue with that in the movie theater with me. I know you have nothing to do with this, but come here. Your grandson is pissed. Wow. My mother came up and spoke with the manager and she essentially stated she didn't like my tone or the idea that other customers would see me correcting her and would follow suit. Oh, you undermine my authority around here. I got a rep to maintain here, you don't understand.

I dominate this movie theater Yeah, she then told us we couldn't get a refund anymore because it was past the movie time We had arrived at 2 45 showing at 303 Okay, we arrived to the 245 showing at 303. It's really sad. Well, why'd you come fucking 20 minutes late to a movie? You're so late. You're very late. You're like a, you're a full like a, they've already done a plot point. It's 20 minutes. Like you're almost an act late. This is not going to work.

And it's not 20 minutes of trailers. It's barely maybe 10. Maybe yeah. It's really sad when someone tries to exert power and ruin things for children. I'm sure that was the goal. We will never step foot into this theater. If you enjoy being treated poorly and ignored by staff and outdated theaters, then this is the place for you.

We have been twice this summer and will not be going back. I love, see all the rest of it I can do without, but ignored by staff is what I need. Yeah, that's what I'm looking for here. M gives, that's how I roll, one star from M. I do not recommend this theater to anyone. Okay, this theater needs a change of management, renovation, and enough staff members

to serve their customers. Jesus, in the name of Magic Johnson, you'd think this would be better. I mean, that sounds like every review so far. They're just being real. It's filthy and rude. They're yeah, they're just synced with all their points. This is good.

Dirty and rude. The cleanness of the theater is disgusting. So the lack of cleanliness is what you're after here. Cleanness. I mean the seats smell like urine. Well, that's not great. Watch for your face. Oh yeah.

Let me get real close to where someone else just had their ass 20 minutes ago. Let me put my nose on it. Never sniffing a movie seat is one thing I'll never do. And nothing smells like urine except for urine. It's just urine. Someone peed in there is what the point is, yeah. Yeah, I do have his piss. And the floors are all sticky.

Coming here was really a last option for me and I regret every moment. I regret every moment of a movie. The staff members demeanor shows you just how quote professional the theater presents itself. They literally act as if they have something better to do than their jobs in all capital letters. I can't say I'll be back here soon or recommend anyone to come. No one come. Abe gives one star. Poor hygiene and smells like dirty clothes. That I like. That's such a specific review. Smells like dirty clothes. It smells like a savers around here.

Let's just say it smells bad. He said it smells like a Goodwill in here and I don't appreciate it. Dirty clothes, sticky floors. I feel like the floors are sticky. Everyone's saying this. It's probably true. And food line takes forever. It's like waiting for a seller at the dealership. Like a car? Like a car salesman?

What a weird analogy. They get you right now, don't they? Yeah, you're going to spend 25, 50 grand. They're like, hey, what's up, buddy? How you doing? Yeah. They look at the cars coming in the parking lot and they go to the expensive one to greet you right away.

For sure. Some people take six to ten minutes for not reason. Okay. No reason, I guess. I'm never going to this theater again. Never again. This person, one star, the movie theater is fine, but the church inside on Sundays is questionable.

Huh? There's a church on Sundays at the movie theater is fine, but the church inside on Sundays is questionable. Huh? There's a church on Sundays at the movie theater? Pardon? I guess that's genius though, because it's cheap to rent those out. Probably, I guess. I mean, I don't know. I went to the church three times and stopped going due to the push to drink the spiritual water you have to drink every Sunday and the preach that the water give you healing and

power. The only thing that give you power is the holy blood of Jesus and by reading his words. And there's a bottle of here and it's spiritual water. Oh my God, there literally is. It says for I am the lamb on it and it says spiritual and it's literally just arrowhead that they put a different fucking label on it and they want to charge you for its healing powers That is a yeah, don't go to that church Isabelle one star it's unbelievable the times I've been to this theater and it never fails where there's people talking and taking selfies inside the theater while the movie is playing or

That's crazy, or there's some Karen looking at you wrong for whatever reason starting trouble I do not recommend Wow I can't imagine taking a picture of yourself watching a movie is that that's not people are doing it yeah here I am in the theater Christine one star I always bring my kids and support this theater today My special needs kids was running and I was told I had to get a refund she the worker rudely came in the bathroom beforehand while I was on the toilet and Said men are not allowed in the girls bathroom to my sons and to get out

Get out kids. I explained my small sons are kids, nine, 10 years old. That's old enough to stand outside together. They can wait. They're not three. They'll be fine. You know, I remember, I'm, no. At nine or 10, I'm standing outside a ladies room waiting for my mother.

I'm not fucking in there. I don't wanna be in there at nine or 10. I don't wanna hear women poop at nine or 10. That's gonna disturb me forever. That could cause weird fetishes later. I want no part of it. I'm glad nobody made me. I'm on their side.

Nine or 10 year olds don't, they do not need to know that when women sit down every single time, it's a giant toot. Every time. She does explain though, and they're nine, 10 years old and have special needs. if they're you can't leave special needs kids wandering around the fucking that's a tough one if you're a Parent and you're out with kids and yeah, what do you do door lock?

You know what? I mean cuz if the door locks lock that motherfucker take your I don't think they have a family bathroom You know what I mean, which would be helpful in this scenario And I didn't care. She said she didn't care and I have to leave and they don't want my money. Go get a refund lady. We don't need you anymore. Take your off-brand ass kids out of here. Sorry. And if I don't, cops will be called. What? For what? I will take these two special needs nine-year-olds out of here and handcuffuffs. I think I won't this is the last day. I'll ever spend money there

It'll be it be your own people treating you like this. It's sad So this is saying yeah saying it's not not even white people being dicks ruth one star As much as I love this theater, my visit this time was horrible. An excessively drunk man was threatening other patrons, as well as me and my family. We stayed as long as we could, but it became unsafe and we left before the movie ended. That's the only reason I gave a one-star rating Other than that I normally have a great time. Sorry Magic. Magic's like oh that's all right Ruth don't sweat it. I'm all right. I'm a billionaire. One of your patrons got too drunk.

Now I hate this place for today. I'll be back another day. Don't worry I'll be back and then finally we'll do this one. Maybe two more but Jennifer one star. This place is horrible. I'll be back another day. Don't worry. I'll be back. And then finally, we'll do this one, maybe two more. But Jennifer, one star. This place is horrible. I've come here multiple times and it's always filthy, especially the women's restroom. Tonight was the worst, not only because people in the theater think that they're in their living room at home and talk out loud and have conversations, but because someone started smoking pot right there in the theater Followed by cigarettes By the way, I'm gonna show you a picture of this lady's profile She is a

Incredibly white the whitest lady who's ever lived here Not that smoking weed and cigarettes in the movie theater wouldn't get anybody's attention, but I'm just saying. Her attention is like a fucking dog that just heard a whistle. She's like, did they all talk during the... Did they just all talk at the movie theater? Is this what's happening right now?

I've heard tell, but I didn't know. I didn't know, but they're smoking pot. They're smoking the pot now. Do you smell it? Reminds me of that Grateful Dead concert that's where he accidentally went to. As we were leaving, I visited the restroom and couldn't use a single stall because they were covered

with urine and feces. There will be poop. There it is, everybody. Yikes. Also on our way out, the staff, staff while cleaning found an empty bottle of alcohol And all they said was someone's lit. What are they supposed to do and launch a fucking investigation? Fingerprint the bottle and start pulling on someone got away with it. Oh well And who cares they're smoking weed

And really the cigarettes are more of an impediment. I'm more concerned with that than anything that's going on. Because we go, like all the theaters we go to, to do shows, live shows, we'll be in the green rooms or whatever. They're always like, smoke weed anywhere you want. Can't smoke cigarettes, though, because that link. But weed, knock yourselves out.

Whatever. I don't care. No problem. Sounds good. This place is 140 years old and historic. Weed only, please. And it's on a national registry of historic places. Have a bong.

Yeah, go ahead. Smoke all the weed you want. Please, whatever. Please, cigarettes outside. Okay. Whoa, whoa, whoa. What is that, a Marlboro? Get out of here.

Oh, Jesus, what are you, crazy? I thought you were smoking a blunt there. That's a wrong thing. You're going to kill us all. This person says, I know the neighborhood isn't the best, but honestly, for the prices we are paying, that shouldn't matter. This theater will be a last resort for me, and I surely hope things change because you're only attracting the riff-raff that prevent respectable customers from coming.

And I don't think that raising the ticket prices will ever make up for the quality of service. This place is despicable. Despicable. Holy shit. Wow. And then, let's see, we'll do a last one here. for the quality of service. This place is despicable. Despicable. Holy shit. And then, let's see, we'll do a last one here. This is Yajira, one star.

This theater needs some renovations and a deep cleaning. The entire theater smells like, I'll give you a guess. Poop. Nope. Sweat. Nope. Books. Urine, of course. Ma'am, there's only one thing that smells like urine.

That, my friend. You have urine there. You have urine. You're in not luck, is what you are. The floors are all sticky, the bathrooms have no soap and are in need of care, the staff at the ticket counter have a major attitude like they're overworked This AMC needs some executives to come in and give it some attention We got to get magic in here. That's what it is

There's one more I'll just do it give you a headline highlight here quote Got bit by a bed bug and caught it after all after only being able to see two minutes of the movie. Called management, they took their sweet time and the girl manager gave no care to the situation. She looked at me with the look of someone that someone gives when they just don't care about their job. Caught it? Caught, he's got it in his hand,

there's a picture of it here. Oh my God. It was on his shoe and then he killed it. So he got bit by a fucking bed bug at the movie theater? Holy shit brought it to this and they couldn't give a shit. I am disturbed as a motherfucker right now for about that shit Listen, they paid a ticket too. So I mean the movie have fun. Yeah. All right, let's readjust our eyes to the outdoors What do you say? Our eyes are you know, we're all dark and you know, clear our noses. Oh God. Let's clear it out. It smells like piss.

How can we do that with some fresh air at the beach? Let's go to the beach and get some ocean breeze on the complete other side of the country. We're going to Huntington Beach now. Oh, which in California, this is dicey. It's its own place hunting the beach, California 3.5 mile stretch of beach and pier draws crowds and hosts pro surfing and volleyball competitions Okay, five stars from Stephanie and her name is The last it's no no, it's the same name as the as the Twilight author. So maybe it's her What's her fucking Myers? Oh first and last? Yeah first and last.

Five stars. We absolutely loved our time on the beach. The bathroom were probably the only three star but the overall experience was fantastic. There was a lot of space for us to enjoy all kinds of different activities like flying kites! The information desk had a helpful employee there and there seems to be a lot of lifeguards and resources Close by if their services were ever needed Okay, terrific Five stars guards in Huntington James have like a fucking tower there like a like a building like a house Oh, wow, they have like their own center place to woo Girls on vacation from Nebraska in July?

I was going to say. Yeah, it's gross. It's like a frat house for those guys. It's gross. Oh yeah, I can imagine what it would be. It looks like it stinks in there. What do you got? You got a little scrape from a sandwich?

Come on in the lifeguard house and I'll fix it up for you. Come on. Let me get there. Let me kiss it for you. Jesus Christ. Okay, three stars, Janelle. This is my childhood teen go-to beach since moving away I have to admit we haven't been back in decades until this week. I definitely take into account It's summer break and also a weekend. Well, yeah, you're there during the summer on a weekend. It's gonna be packed

This is gonna be awful. Yeah, but holy hell that was insane We opted for a hotel right on the beach to not worry about parking and thank goodness We did good luck finding any unless you're there very early the closer Well, I'm sorry the closer to the pier you get the more busy it is. Gee weird Where all the shit is while there's a great mall with many food options It's basically valet or find yourself wandering for street parking or a garage options it's basically valet or find yourself wandering for street parking or a garage. Prices are steep at the beach but you know this if visiting. Quite a few drunk people wandering the bars at night.

Drunk people in bars at night? Now that is- On a beach? Get out of here. That's beyond the pale. I mean, drunk people in a movie theater at three in the afternoon, fine, but at a bar at night? I won't accept it.

I can't imagine. Can't imagine, geez. Quite a few drunk people and police presence heavy. Well then don't worry about it. Let I won't accept it. I can't imagine. Can't imagine. Geez. Um, quite a few drunk people and police presence heavy. Well, then don't worry about it. Let them take care of it. I was really bummed to see the beach closes at 10. So if you want bonfires, get there first thing or there won't be any and you won't get to enjoy them late. Beach was clean, but so over packed, everyone was practically on top of each other. That's not the beach's fault at all. Isn't that so weird that a beach closes at 10 p.m. That is strange that a beach would close. It's at all It's the yeah, the ocean doesn't close. It's here. No, it's open. That should be 24 hours, man

Yeah, I think you go be after 10 at your own risk you drown you fucking drown I don't know what to tell you that's on you at that point There's shit in the ocean that'll bite you too. That's that's on you again John two stars restrooms need regular servicing It will be poop and hand washing stations with soap the crowds there are spending or the crowds are there spending It's too not too much to ask for come on HB. You can do this You can you can get fuckingB, you can do this. You can get fucking hand soap. You can do it. Two stars from Brandon. The water was so gross and you're not allowed, allowed, the less

common A-L-O-U-D spelling, to go in past your waist if you're swimming. Also, it's packed. Like there's nowhere to sit without someone blasting their music and there is of course not the correct there obviously They can't even spell fucking aloud. I think I'm asking and The waves are boring unless you go way out the waves are boring But you're not even allowed unless you're surfing That's because they don't you get in the way of the surfers and get hit by a surfboard And then they have to fucking save you from drowning all the way out in the ocean. That's probably why.

And he's trying to fuck a girl on the beach. Leave the lifeguards alone. He's fingering a chick from Iowa in there. Al gives two stars. Pier is loaded with weird people. Yes it is. Yes, those are tourists. Those are people that are not from California.

And also people from California. Most of them on the pier have never seen this much water before. No, they never have. This is crazy. We were trying to enjoy the view. Here comes crazy people insulting us. That's outside. You're outside.

You can't control that. If you go one mile each way around the pier. It's nice Get the peers where people are gonna gather. That's we're gonna get your crazies Your panhandlers because that's where people are it's where you're gonna get all that shit there two stars here Believe like everything else in Orange County Okay, most of the facilities are contracted out the air show show support teams were volunteers, not even close to how you spell volunteer. V-U-L-E-E-N-T-E-R-S. Vol-lean-tears.

Vol-lean-tears. Vol-lean-ters. Vol-lean-tears. Wow. And could not answer simple questions. Over 100 people in line for the restrooms that were not attended to. Feces piled to the rims! Yeah. Oh, there will be poop, everybody.

Of course. We haven't had poop in a few weeks, so I figured we'd give you a double dose of poop this week. And the smells were overbearing. Gee, in a hot fucking enclosed area with a pile of other people's shit, I can imagine that might sting. I think they want it overwhelming. Oh yeah. Overbearing. That kind of works too though. It does, but it's not what they want. It's different. Jane gives two stars. This town is out of control. It is. It is. White trash city is how they call it. Everyone's smoke by the beach cannot run anymore without Mary Jane fragrance in the air. Well, you know what? It's also diesel fumes and this and that. I have no sympathy for that shit outside. There's a lot of smells I smell outside that I don't like.

And guess what? I have no fucking control over anything unless it's in my fucking house. So shut the fuck up. Mind your own fucking business. How do you think non-cigarette smokers felt the last 50 years? They just got over it because you know what? There's plenty of bad smells out there.

There's poop, there's everything. But also, think about how great it would be if you picked up a joint and sat on the beach Stop being such a hater. Yeah, but with your fucking running and sit down and smoke a joint and relax Hit the dispensary run two miles and sit your ass down and look at the fucking ocean. That's all there is man Despite more and more gangbanger not gangbanger It's just gangbanger from downtown or Inland Empire with a lot of drugs around streets are becoming really dirty It's not the town. I was born

Well, yeah, you're probably 60 years old. It's different than it was 60 years ago shocking Weird this next person had a terrible experience Isn't it weird how things change? Weird. This next person had a terrible experience. Uh oh. CT two stars, watch out for bike riders on the boardwalk. Got hit by one and he ran. Broken jaw and two surgeries later.

Let's just say it's not my favorite beach. Holy shit. I got run over by, was it a motorcycle or a contend speed? Electric one? Who knows? But broken jaw. Broken jaw. That's really run down. Outcast gives two stars.

Too many tweakers. Three exclamation points. That's the whole, that's outside again. Michael one star. Won't be going back. Very unsafe around pier. Crazy homeless blocking pier entrance. Oh. That's a bunch of homeless people or one homeless person spinning a large patio umbrella picking fights picking fights

Okay, cult young adults preaching something down below That's anywhere in every city where people are gathered. Yeah, that's all where, the last place we were, there was a ton of that. There was a lot of street proselytizing going on. A lot of people with a megaphone and a tent. Minnesota and Milwaukee. It was Milwaukee, that's where it was. It was Milwaukee. Well, I was, no, it was fucking Minneapolis.

It wasn't Milwaukee. Oh, all right, yeah. It was Minneapolis, yeah. That was interesting. Parents should not bring their family here. Spoke to two young police officers riding in a golf cart. They said they knew who they were, but there was nothing they could do.

You can't stop someone from trying to convince you to be religious. That's just, that's literally America. So, you know, you can ignore them. You can tell them to go fuck themselves. That's something that works for me. They usually, when they start talking to me, I go, go fuck yourself. They usually go, okay, and they leave me alone.

They know that there's no in at that point. Fuck away from me. You know, they all, like a salesman, they have like a, they have a retort for when I, well, I'm not this, I'm a, go fuck yourself. There's no retort for that. It's just, well, I guess I go fuck myself or not. I shall. Yup. He said, there's no starsort for that. It's just well, I guess I go fuck myself or not He said there's no stars for this place

We'll spend our time at a safe beach the mayor should be ashamed of him or herself I don't even know the mayor is but they should be ashamed This is my favorite John One star. Okay is the I love when they start out Okay, check this shit out. Okay, so the other night I see a body laying in the street. Yeah, that's a good start. And the cops just pulled up a man has been hit by a car and was laying in the street. They presumed he was dead. They were not even trying to save him. Nobody did CPR on him that I saw. They just left a man to die in the street.

Let him return to the earth. Through the asphalt? Roll him onto the sand, I would say. Hopefully the tide will take him in. Is there a storm drain? Jesus Christ. When they arrived, the first thing they should have done when they arrived was done some kind of CPR Who knows the man might have been able to be saved, but they just stood there and waited for 15 minutes Till far truck got a fire I think is what they're going for fire truck got there

But there but what chance was there when he was alive after 15 minutes But if they would have had if they would have started CPR and meet immediately I don't know what's wrong with cops anymore. Are they good for nothing besides murdering innocent citizens? Did he really say that? Did they hit him with their car? Wow. Yeah, they said that. That was the whole thing. Albert gives one star. They need to improve their food Who missing flavor? Missing for a beach. I tell what the fuck are you talking about? We had five beans five beans

Five didn't go. I mean there is no punctuation. I'm gonna read the whole thing just through they need to improve their food missing flavor We five beans had no salt neither did the rice I think they need to go back and redo their menu who the fuck are you talking about the beach you didn't go to Huntington Beach and ordered five beans what are you talking about where did you go where where is this from oh my god there's so many restaurants there could be anything that could be anything. It's the beer It could be anything someone who sells a five bean special. I guess we're looking for One star not a friendly place a lot of police here very rude lifeguards

Make sure you are dressed right so you don't get jumped by the beach patrol officers What apparently if you're I don't know if you're Sounds like they don't I don't know, if you're, sounds like they don't, I don't know if they fuck with homeless people or. Maybe, yeah. Do you dress like you're homeless normally? Is that, do you get confused with a fucking hobo very often?

I don't even know how many lifeguards you're talking to and why? Why are you talking to the lifeguards? Leave them alone, they have Iowa College chicks to finger. What's wrong with you? They're trying to get laid. They didn't take this job to talk to you. That's why they're rude.

Get away, you're cramping my style. You're cramping my shit. You're making the girls leave. Next up is Perla, P-E-R-L-A, which I can't think of. Whenever I hear the name Perla, I always think of Hunter Thompson and fucking Oscar Acosta, who's this friend who wrote a play called Perla's a Pig, and it always reminds me. But here the name Perla is a pig. It just comes out of my mouth.

That was the name of the play. Wait till you hear about Kyle's mom. Wow. Yeah, she's a big fat bitch. One star, they overpaid us, and they were saying that they didn't, but we had to pay because we were in a hurry, because we were in a field trip, and we lived two hours away,

and we called to say that if they could give us our money back, and they were very rude. What the fuck are you talking about? They overpaid. Who to pay? But they overpaid you is the first line. Yeah. So what do you tell them? Very confused. You're also, you don't have to pay to go to that beach. No, it's a free free to go down there. Walk around with beach. Yeah. What's happening. Logan

gives one star. It's a very short one and you know what happened to him. They give you DUIs in the parking lot. Yeah. Yup. That's they do. Anywhere you're in your car, babe, they're gonna give you one. Yeah. Parking lot, street, wherever. Hope you learned a lesson, Logan. Oh man, Logan. He's in store for several more. He's got it, that's what I'm saying.

He's like, I thought you were, the parking lots were free game. What the fuck? He's gonna drive that car onto front the parking lots for free game He's gonna drive that car onto the beach I'm not on the road say I'm just lounging out in my my beach is a beach cruiser Todd one is too. I need a roof Todd get the lifeguards wouldn't let me into their house They said I had to bring a girl they said there's tits out I was like fine I'll leave every guy has to bring two girls. Yeah, I don't even have one. I was like fine

I'll just go to Diddy's house then Cuz that's his rule, too. I'm driving, fine, I'll just go to Diddy's house then. Because that's his rule too. I'm driving there. Hold on, let me get my keys. Get in, I'm driving. What's that officer? Todd says one star, dusty. The construction for the US open, dusty.

Yeah. Dusty, with sand. There's not, yeah, it's outdoors, man. I think sandy is the word you're going for. That's what it is, yeah. Not dusty, probably. The construction for the US Open is a nightmare every year. Right. Is that the beach?

What are we talking about? The US Open, is that tennis? I think it's tennis or golf, maybe, I don't know. I know there's a US Open tennis, that's in New York. Maybe this is. That's right, that's what I mean. It's like he's in. It's in Queens, I don't know. I know there's a US Open tennis, that's in New York. That's right, that's what I mean. It's in Queens, I don't know what's going on here. Is there one in Huntington, who knew? Beats the shit out of me, I'm confused.

I don't think he knows. I don't think he knows where he is. The other person, they didn't know they were at the beach either, that's the thing. Many people here don't seem to know where they are, they're getting five beans, they don't know what's going on here. Next up is Timmy, one star, star love it don't hate it okay well you hate it you gave it one star

what are you talking about um one star place sucks for a sentence it's crowded people smoking weed and just kind of trashy not a place i would take my family again go to Newport Beach instead yeah sure what go to Newport Beach if you want it's same thing California it's still a beach it's all the same it's every beach in the country go to a beach in Florida go to a beach in South Carolina go to a beach in Oregon they're all the fucking same it's the same thing but is weed legal in Florida no no that's my point California every beach well most weed on it They all smell like weed far as one of the few states that touches an ocean that isn't fucking legal Except for the south the southern states with the eastern seaboard the entire west coast. Yeah, so I'm saying California though the whole fucking thing is that review? It's like I don't know to tell you man. You're in California

This is all the same Newport's the same shit. Same shit. Steve in one star. Terrible beach. Yeah. Too many dope fiends and racists in this town. Oh, that's true too. I mean yeah. I think it's pretty bad. Yeah if you want a good beach head a bit south, Newport Beach is much friendlier and cleaner beaches too. Yeah. They're just richer people. That's what it is. Yeah. So next up our personal item of the week. Oh boy. This is before we get to the restaurant review of a murderer who, by the way, most of these reviews came in the two years following when a woman was cooked for four days in the fucking kitchen of this place.

Oh boy. So you can say, wow. Personal item of the week, everybody, is the Position of the Day, Sex Every Day in Every Way paperback book. It's like a Kama Sutra for whatever, the joy of sex or whatever, I don't know what was in that. Somebody realized that those books sell a lot. Yeah, exactly.

I can write one too. People like to fuck, they wanna be good at it. Let's do this. So this is described as this activity book is a fun way to keep things exciting and put the spice and adventure back into your relationship. After all these years of thinking 69 was our lucky number, here come 366 hand-picked erotic scenarios from Nerve.com's wildly popular position of the day treasure trove in one gloriously chunky, deeply inspiring and hilarious compendium.

Yes, that's $366, one for each day of the year plus a little something extra for leap year. Illustrated with anatomically correct drawn figures, so you get cartoon porn, the positions run the lusty gamut from plausible to creative to honey, get my weight belt. This is going to require some heavy lifting with a new position every day. You're sure to keep the love doctor away. Are there that many? I know is the point. That's why you'll hear from these complaints. A lot of these are like theoretical positions that human beings actually, and if you did get into them, you can't like then thrust your dick

into somebody in that position. I mean, reverse cowgirl can be done four different ways if you turn her 45 degrees. Technically, I guess it would be all sorts of different fucking ways. But some of these are like, you know, you suspend yourself from a ceiling fan and then she, you know, crazy shit like that.

So expert authors M. and Low, Emma Taylor and Lowlai Sharkey, pen the sex and relationship advice column, the M and Low down, advice from near experts on nerve.com. And these are the people. This is only $11.66. Wow. For the paperback. If you want the spiral bound edition, it's $27. So you know, stick with the paperback. If you want the spiral bound edition, it's $27. So, you know, stick with the paperback. Same thing.

So one star here, sorry, five stars we'll start out with here. Pleasantly Surprised is the title. My boyfriend wanted to spice it up in the bedroom, so we bought this. He was like, this is not what I had in mind. I just wanted to put it in your ass. This is crazy. I just wanted to put it in your ass. This is crazy. You know what I mean? Like this is nuts. What are we doing with this? So we bought this. There were definitely some questionable positions, LOL, but the ones we did try were amazing. So they got some use out of this thing. Rachel Five Stars,

Fun Way to Try New Things in Bed is her title. You'll need a rocking chair and a sturdy wooden chair to do half the positions. A rocking chair. Jesus, what? Uh, my imagination just went crazy with that. They're like, well, Jesus. But once you have those, you're on your way.

Exciting for both parties if you're into that kind of thing. What, sex? Yeah. If you're into fucking, you know. If you're into like coming and stuff, it's really good. We think it's funny to look through and we definitely check the position, the daily position, even if we don't end up doing it. Ha. Monkey see monkey do type of book. No explanations for pictures. It was a cute gift for the hubby. Monkey see monkey do. Don't treat me like that. Because there's no verbal, no written instructions. You have to imitate. Dance for me monkey shit. I don't like that at all. Throw your poop at me.

Ashley five stars. Great gift idea. Wow. All I can say is this gift was awesome. I got this along with other little gifts for our four-year anniversary. We're a silly couple, so you know we had a few drinks, smoke a little smoke when we got home, like we're like let's try a few of these and see if we can do them. You got to make sure we, you got to make sure we don't get no cramp and you know, I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. I really don't, I wish I did. Well, she's fucked up, James. She's been smoking a little smoke, she drank a little something.

And got her ass torn up. So if you... She can't think straight. If you're drunk and stoned and just got fucked, maybe you're bad at writing reviews. Maybe save that for tomorrow. Maybe. That's tomorrow's problem. Tomorrow's deal.

It was so fun. He loves us. I hope he loves us, but it's so funny because he keeps it by the bed just in case, you know, he wants to try something out and make sure you won't hurt himself. Make sure you won't hurt himself. LOL.

LOL is right. I love this great gift for anniversaries or just a gag gift in general would be cool, too Here's the crazy part 17 people found that helpful Helpful that is the least helpful. I don't even know what the hell she's talking about other than she's stoned and drunk That's all I got out of it. She's a party Yeah, she's gonna be fun with that book John five stars. Don't peek is his She's gonna be fun with that book John five stars. Don't peek is his

Title everything it said was beyond that that is not yo share Huh, huh John John wait until no no punctuation Everything the jizz drives to talk man Wow Everything it says her husband probably, I would think, the last one. Everything it said it was, beyond that, that it is not your share. Everything that it said it was. Beyond that, that is not your share?

It was everything it said it was gonna be. Beyond that, it's not your share? It was everything it said it was gonna be. Beyond that, it's not your share. I don't know what that means. You think that's perplexing? Two people found that helpful. Fuck that. I don't care about the review. I care about the two people who said,

I like that, that helps my buying process. I get it, man. What? The fuck are you talking about? I get it, bud, I get it, man. What the fuck are you talking about? I get it, bud, I get it. Wow. Katie, four stars, mostly for straight couples, it says. All of the picture look like the one on the cover.

Most of the positions are for straight couples. Some of the positions are for more than two people, and some of them are for homosexual couples. So there's a variety of shit is what they're saying. You could have just said variety for different types of people. But it sounds like it's probably every position is for a dude. Yeah, there's always a dude involved. There's a lot of positions for two chicks.

There's a role for every man. They look at the two chicks and they're like, you know what gets each other, just shut up. You don't need a fucking- You two don't need this. Yeah, just keep doing what you know what you're fucking doing. Get out of here. You're good at this. Stop it.

Yeah, shut up. We need to illustrate this. We need help. Michaela four stars, lots of impossible positions. Sure. Okay, yeah, there's new ideas in here. That's the first sense. Okay, yeah.

I never thought about some of these. You know, my husband and I only have only a few positions that work because of angles of anatomy, so this should help. Angles of anatomy. But this book, yeah, people don't match up. Yeah, I got you. He doesn't hit it. Well, sometimes also if his dick is too big or too small or if she's too fat or if it's,

you know what I mean? Well people have physical things that they can throw. Or he's too fat. Or he's too, well I said the other things about him first. Yeah, I know. If his dick's too small or she's too fat, there you go. What's the difference? You know those two are horrific together.

He's too fat and her pussy's too small. I don't fucking know. Whatever you want to say. her pussy's too small. I don't fucking know whatever's it Whatever you want to say it wasn't gender specific. I don't fucking care But the first situation is he's gonna fall out a lot. He's gonna fall out a whole lot totally disappointed Let's see, but this book clearly states that at least a third of these positions are literally impossible Yeah, I also haven't read the whole thing yet But I know there's duplicates January 25th and March 5th of the same position same illustration different name

Fucking scammers. I do I do really like that. There are multiple partner scenarios as well as having stuff for single-sex couples I'll probably buy it probably buy it for a gift if I had any friends." Lovely. Holy shit. I like the part where there's several partners because in my head that's the ones for me. But I don't have any friends. I don't even have friends. Never mind several people willing to fuck me.

That's definitely not happening Never mind friends. That's a very honest person. It is she's giving it like it is Kyle for our three stars Okay, but not great. Well, that's three stars. So you nailed that Kyle. Yeah, you did the homosexual pages killed the mood Why I was all hard-eyed to see a drawing of two guys and I couldn't just flip past it, you know It made me come I mean I got my dicks off then sorry Ultimate intimacy makes a great stack of position cards and bedroom games. So there's plugging another product Okay, John James two stars. I'm wondering if the authors of this book have actually ever had sex While I get it well I get that it's a challenge to come up with 365 sex positions

Yes, because they don't fucking exist. That's why There's only a few man people used to make the joke about the playing card deck of sex positions on there isn't 52 fucking positions 365 is well beyond the scope of what normal people can do. After all, there are only just so many ways to arrange bodies so that the inny and outy bits line up in interesting ways. I did not find much value in this book. Most of the positions are completely impractical and in many cases impossible and seem to have been inspired by M.C. Escher. It seems that the author had a poor understanding of male anatomy and doesn't quite grasp exactly where certain bits are located and which ways they can

bend. There is no description of the position of the author. There's... Oh. Yeah, that's, yeah. Put your dick behind you. Okay, well this position's bad. This one doesn't work at all. Nope. There is no description at all of what's actually going on, just drawings which are not much above the level of stick figures. If you're looking for a giggle and are easily amused by This May Scratch and Itch, but if

you're looking for something to actually spice up your love life and you're not a veteran Cirque du Soleil performer, look elsewhere. This was a waste of $10. It's neither particularly funny nor informative. This person, same thing, two stars, repeats old odd impossible positions. There's some positions that would require the woman to have a penis. Well, that was, it's going to be a surprise. That's two dudes, man.

That's two dudes. Really funny to look through. Lots of repeats, uses of a chair like a desk chair, not probably the most fat friendly as it would require two people on one chair in many of them. Will personally be keeping for SAG, but searching for an alternate Kamasutra booklet for me and my husband. Screen actor skill? So that's what I was like, keeping it for SAG

to take a look at, see if you can get your union pay. On one chair, like you're supposed to grab your dick and like put it over there and fuck with it? Yeah. How big do you think this thing is? It's a fucking desk chair, is what are we talking about? interesting Barry two stars was hoping there was more to this did you really?

It's it's yeah, it's 365 sex positions. There you go. You know, there's not that many so some of them will be ridiculous It's for the most part a calendar book with sex positions and some of them be for two women. Some of them be for two women. I don't even know what the fuck's up with that. Sure, you can most likely make it work with a male and a female. Also, some positions do nothing for you or your partner. Okay. Don't bother unless you're in for a laugh. One star.

No reviews help me with this. Help me with what I got when I bought this book. First off, unless you're into guy on guy, woman on woman, or multiple partners, this book might have no interest to you. The positions in this book are redundant, and most of which everyone has tried. Yeah. Hey, I'll give it a shot. The harder ones require great flexibility, which can be fun, but there's not enough

of them. They have half the book as the above mentioned, guy on guy, girl on girl, and more than two people. This is definitely spelled completely wrong, not just for couples. If you're a couple and looking for a book to get hints from, this is not the book. Also, if you don't have horizontal and vertical poles in your house, that takes away another quarter of the book. So basically you're left with only the same positions.

Everyone has tried numerous times. How about that? What did you expect? That's what I mean. Lana one star, too many same sex pics. They're stick figures. It's not like they're, it's pornography. About one fourth of the pages are same sex.

I want a book that's exclusively about male and female. I'm sure they exist. Probably funny. You should have found that one, yeah. Then finally, one star, not worth $10. Oh, 10 bucks is all this is, man. It's- 10 bucks. First, many of the positions are repeated over and over with different names and the

most subtle of differences. Second, many of them appear in near impossible or extremely physically taxing. Lastly, many are homosexual in nature. For instance- You can get three cents per picture. So shut the fuck up. For instance, October 10th is just three dudes lined up bear hugging each other. That is not a bear hug, sir.

You have... Yeah, that is a centipede. You have... That is a different kind of train that you are not aware of, my friend. Holy... That is a boof train, friend. This is my favorite one. One star.

Inappropriate for Christians. Waste of money. What? Have Jesus tell you how to fuck then. I don't know what to tell you. The church doesn't provide a lot of instruction on how to fuck well. Oh man. This book is a ripoff on so many levels.

One, it depicts group sex and homosexual positions that does not warn readers of same. Right. Oh, you're an adult, you're about to see a stick figure. You just found out about it. Yeah. Two, there are really only eight to ten basic positions that are thinly disguised as other positions throughout the book. Three, there are just silly positions including the headache in which the couple stand apart facing away from each other. How the fuck does that work? Your dick has to go the other direction then. Or you masturbate and...

I guess and go, you almost done? You look over your shoulder, how most? How'd you do? How'd you do? I'm almost there. I got gobs of it over here. Oh, I'm doing great. I don't know about you.

There's a generous sprinkling of positions for Olympic gymnasts only. There's other reviews that say not a serious book of positions. No, obviously not. No, it's not. It's silly and it said it's silly. What the fuck here? There's one position for, it says they want you

on all fours on a damn rocking chair. Like for real? What? Oh, that's kinda cool. It would be, I mean, you'd be rocking. I guess that would work. Yeah, you'd have a- That's the idea, yeah.

And then this one, the last one, is the most disturbing of all Jessica one star My book came wet and the pages are stuck together Okay, and they show a picture and it looks it did, huh? Yeah, check it out. She's not what oh my god She's not it's cloudy. Yeah, it's really and the the chicks who are the authors Their pictures on the back and this lady's shot and they look really fucking annoying by the way Really fucking yeah, it must have been yeah take this is the only thing I can jerk off to in this whole book Otherwise, it's just stick figures That said let's do this now. All right personal item. We've all we've gotten all caught up on our sex positions

We can do them right on the beach and no one will give a shit or right in the Magic Johnson Harlem nine Always required. Oh, we smoke weed and cigarettes and try to start fights with people So here let's go up. Let's anybody up for some murder soup because we're gonna talk do this This is the restaurant. We covered the low meet a California episode of small-town murder I featured a guy named David Vines, who was a head chef or the chef because it was his restaurant that he owned. He owned it, yeah. And his wife, Dawn, was the hostess manager of the place and he ended up murdering Dawn. Right. And the police didn't find out he murdered her for about two years. The way he disposed of her was he took her from his house to the restaurant and put her in a 55 gallon vat of boiling

water for four days, then disposed of the slurry with the, as he put it, the rest of the greasetrap shit. Yeah, the rest of the shit. That's how he put it and put it in bags. He made a soup of the day of his wife Then he the restaurant was open for two fucking years more Yeah Before somebody before he got caught and it was closed down so people were eating food from that kitchen where a woman was cooked For four days for years. Mm-hmm. Okay. This is the time started her on Monday and poured her out on Friday That's think about that Friday. That's crazy.

That's diabolical. Fucking diabolical. This is the Time Contemporary Cafe and Time is the spice, not the measure of here. This was at 24, this is closed by the way, closed business, 24427 Narbonne Avenue, Lomita, California. It says, Nestled in the heart of Lomita, former owner of Basil and Rosemary's has returned to open Time Cafe. Time Cafe is a family owned and operated restaurant. Oh, yes, it was. They murdered each other.

Also, he's running out of spices to call his restaurant. No shit. Basil and Rosemary's. This one's the time. Yeah. Oregano's is already taken. Pretty soon it's the Celery Salt Cafe and it's going to not the time. Yeah, oregano's is already taken. Pretty soon it's the celery salt cafe and it's gonna not go well. Specializes in freshly prepared and made to order meals that are both delicious and affordable. The menu is fusion of California comfort foods, traditional New England fare and Caribbean style dishes. Okay, that's very different. That will be sure to appeal to all that appreciate fine food. Our passion is food and our inspiration, your satisfaction and my dead wife.

Now number one I have to say 27 reviews were removed for violating the terms of service. These are one star reviews. These are people that are like this asshole killed his wife and then fed us from the kitchen where he killed her. My soup was disgusting and I'm wondering what was in it. Here's five stars, Kevin here from Lomita. This place is a little quirky. That's an understatement, Chief. You don't know how much you nailed that shit, man.

But the food is great. We live close by so it's a frequent stop for lunch and dinner. This guy, oh man. The menu always changes, offering up surprises every time we dine. Great place, great prices, expect a little delay. They have one waitress and she works her butt off and she is awesome.

And we know who that is by the way, that was the girl, the 22 year old who lived with him that he took to have her start doing all that shit. That is amazing. Brings back a piece of basil and rosemary to Lomita. Okay. Evelyn, five stars. I really like thyme and so does my family. My friend took me to thyme and I came back three times after that. I really like the lasagna and how it comes with cream sauce and,'m well, she says bologna sauce, but

I don't think that's what she's going for. I think she's going for bolognaise, which she said bolognaise sauce, which I really hope he's not making lasagna with bolognaise sauce. That would be horrible. That's a very not Italian woman that's like, I like the bolognaise sauce. Do you like it? That bolognaise sauce was delicious, wasn't it? That is amazing. That's my nightmare of going to the Midwest, going to an Italian restaurant and they go, so you want the lasagna with the bologna sauce? And I go, oh God, kill me. No, no, no, we use Oscar Maya. It's delicious.

Only Oscar Maya finest bologna. It's 100% all beef. Why are we giving these people New York accent? We're both giving them this New York accent when it's really not that. They're trying so hard for it to be New York Italian. It's an interesting combination and one to try. I think it might be bologna sauce. It may be.

It could be. I think it might be. I don't like it. Now I really hate this guy. Never mind the bologna sauce. Never mind what you did to your wife. Yeah, that's bad. But the bologna sauce hurts my heart, personally.

What is bologna sauce? I don't know. I want my grandmother to- Is this the sweat from the bologna? They just drain it? I want my grandmother to come back from the grave and stab this guy with her apple knife. I really do. Bologna sauce.

It's very salty. Very salty. God damn, man. My family really loves the lamb chops and the steak. They like wine and also how there's no cork fee if you want to bring your own wine. For a long time it said this place didn't have a liquor license so they had no cork fee for bringing your own wine. Oh, BYOB, huh?

So you could do that. BYOW, yeah. Yeah. Leslie Five Stars, this restaurant was closed because the chef murdered dawn vines his wife She came in and it wasn't open She also helped start the restaurant and worked alongside him quite a story and it is you can hear also small That's the part you left out that's that's relevant to the restaurant really think about it Yeah, it's not just that he killed her as a portion of the fact that a lot of it happened here.

Yes, that's fucking crazy. This is Jesse, four stars. This review came, by the way, four days after David Vines leapt off the cliffs to try to kill himself, and we knew he was the murderer, okay? So he said our IP dawn vines as likely time well Yeah If one of the owners is dead and the others in prison for killing her probably gonna go out of business

I think he's gonna hang on time was closed this afternoon I went there for lunch at the front door was a sign with flowers that said our IP dawn vines Somebody else put that there. I did a Google of the name to find that the chef owner David Vines is clinging to his life after what looks like a suicide attempt. This is not BS nor is it a lie. Google it yourself. It's not a lie.

You don't have to Google it in the whole episode. Then he posted, this was his previous review here, second time I've been here. That was when he went back. time. I've been here. This is that was he went back The staff the staff is friendly and attentive. I like this place. However, the menus really limited I suppose this is because the place is rather small the first time I went I had the black and blue burger I love the texture of the meat seared outside perfectly cooked on inside this time. I had the turkey Reuben I cooked on inside. This time I had the turkey Reuben. I enjoyed this sandwich however the turkey wasn't as standout as the sauerkraut was. As a result the sandwich was strong on sour and could have had a smokier turkey. My girlfriend

had the pulled pork sandwich. We liked this sandwich. The barbecue sauce was good, not overpowering and smoky. The pork was plentiful but that it is but that is not pulled it's chopped. Prices are a touch high, but the food is worth returning to. Also noticed, the owner is building a patio soon to come. Well, that's great. It's not going to come. Not going to come. Two stars here from Jill. This is, my daughter and I decided to check this place out for dinner. I will never go back.

What happened? Now there's more coming, but I just want to say that at the time, David, this is a month before everyone found out he was a murderer and he tried to kill himself by jumping off an 80 foot cliff. Yeah, you're in 11 months after she was dead. Yeah, I tried to kill himself by jumping off an 80 foot cliff. He probably saw this review and was pissed. Yeah?

Think about how much this mattered to him. And then a month later he's like, fuck it all. I'm jumping off a cliff. I'm going to prison for murder. I don't give a shit. Yeah. Um, let's see. The service was slow and it was super hot in there. The soup was pretty good. Why'd you get soup if it's super hot in there? You had the soup. Why would you do that? But the appetizers, entrees we ordered were not good at all. My daughter ordered shrimp quesadillas which had a super sweet sauce which she had originally asked them to put on the side.

I ordered the crab cakes. They were boring and came with all sweet sauces. Pretty much everything else on the menu all had sweet sauces, mango, everything. I wanted something salty and spicy and they didn't have anything in that category. It took 20 minutes to get our drink water and another 15 minutes to actually get our drinks. By that point, I was completely annoyed and ready to walk out. What a disappointment. I had high hopes for this place. Well, wait another month and a half. You'll get your revenge. Don't worry. It's going to be gone. Here's one from like two weeks before it all went down

Linda two stars, you know, the food was pretty good, but the waiter was kind of short with us and kind of attitude ish Yeah, and she's busy. That's it's a small place too. Yeah, and she took forever to get us our menus Also, we had plates way before our place settings. I don't fucking care. Did I have a fork to eat with? That's all I give a shit about. No, I think that's what she's saying. She had a plate and no fork. Oh, a plate of food. Yeah. I'm thinking, like, there's a blank plate on the table,

like a bread plate, you know what I mean? But nothing else, yeah. But nothing else. I'm like, I don't give a shit about that. OK. Also, I could hear her fighting with someone in their kitchen. It's David.

He's stressed out, man. It's David. He's a murderer. She should shut the fuck up. His life is rumbling right now. His daughter just called him and told him that she told the cops everything. Everything, that's happening in two weeks from now.

He will be leaping off an 80 foot cliff. So he's fighting with his new girlfriend though, because that's who she is. Wow, that's fucking funny. I just didn't feel this play, they were arguing for most of the time I was there. I just didn't feel this play of they were arguing for most of the time I was there. I just didn't feel this place will last as our waiter told us she was the manager as well. And it seemed very poorly ran. Well, she was 22 and a part

time waitress and he said, will you manage my restaurant? She had no fucking idea what she was doing. Also move in and help me raise my daughter and also also do that. Can you blow me? So the food was great, but this place needs new management to survive. Well, no, you're going to get new management. I'll tell you that. You get a whole new owner. This is going away. Oh man. Overall loved the food, hated service and hearing the arguing. A lot of people say that. One Star, this fucking guy has got a mouthful to say here. Jeremy One Star, lousy service, salty food, needlessly crowded.

It's small. It's small and there's people in there. Needlessly crowded and overly ambitious menu. Today was the second time I have gone to time the first time I walked into the entryway Stood next to the please wait to be seated sign and waited for an awkward seven minutes without a staff person acknowledge me. I left Yeah today was different. I was greeted at the door in under five minutes The place is usually packed and though it was only 1140 only one table was open But it needed to be cleaned first a busboy

Regreed me and walked me to the dirty table Gestured for me to sit at the dirty table and then as he leaves picked up the dirty dishes the table was never wiped down The menu was certainly ambitious with filet mignon tacos. That's a waste Shit around beef is just as good and that's stupid He it's that's one of those dumb fucking dishes filet mignon tacos sounds Filet's got a you got to eat that a certain way a certain yeah, you know I mean, everybody's got a different taste for steak. You can't do that for everybody in a fucking taco No, and the taco meats gotta be flavorful. Yeah

Keesh that's not really ambitious a lot of people pulled pork sandwich. That's not ambitious at all You get that at a truck in a parking lot You get that at a truck stop Yeah, and such I was excited to try it out. You've never had a pulled pork sandwich before idiot I ordered a fried fish sandwich and a pomegranate lemonade. I received my lemonade and took a sip. It was repulsive That's cuz there's pomegranate in it. That's the I actually like pomegranate I don't mind pomegranate lemonade. Yeah, when I was a kid my grandmother used to make me eat those fucking things all the time Yeah, they're good. Yeah, I don't mind. They're a fucking pain in the dog little seeds are so annoying. It's constant

I'd rather just have a pomegranate pomegranate pomegranate green tea is legit. Oh it is I bet love that stuff really good The pomegranate green tea is legit. Oh it is, I bet. I love that stuff. It's probably good. Let's see, my fried fish sandwich was equally surprising. The cod was generous, two large pieces on a regular potato hamburger bun, and this is where the pleasantries stopped.

The sandwich was served dry, no sauce or mayonnaise. I took a bite of the fish and was shocked by how salty it was. I could barely stand the salt content, but as I ate it, my tongue became numb. Really? By and by I was able to finish. Imagine talking to this person. By and by I was able to finish. You had a salty cod. Shut the fuck up. Relax.

A look at my plate revealed they had sprinkled the entire plate with salt before serving it. A look at my plate revealed they had sprinkled the entire plate with salt before serving it Looking down at my empty plate I could see little crystal crystal lean grains of salt outlining where my food had been as if my food was a stencil For some sort of table salt spray No, it's just a garnish. They put it the atmosphere was peculiar Probably the murderer owns the fucking place. I bet it's because Most people who dine here likely remember voting for Truman and celebrating VJ Day. The place is crowded and you get the odd pleasure of eating your lunch while small bands of

elderly folks stare at you, analyzing your eating status and pattern, judging how soon you will free up a table. I will not go back. Jesus Christ, that's tough man. Katie is one star. Oh boy, where to begin? At the beginning. The service is what makes this restaurant intolerable.

Sounds like Cathy was not doing a good job. She was doing a terrible job. Terrible job. After being seated we waited 15 minutes to receive menus. She must have sucked a mean dick. Terrible dick. Horrell, awful at this. Terrific dick, terrible service.

Terrible service. The waiter did not come by to pick up our drink orders until 15 minutes after that. Wine was poured in little plastic cups. No. Fuck you. No, that's not happening. I'm not in a field. This isn't a high school party. Give me a glass of water. We did get table setups or we did not get table setups until we asked for them. We only got bread when we asked for it 45 minutes after arrival. The menu does note that one should expect to wait 20 to 30 minutes for food. We waited over an hour. Our entire experience at the restaurant lasted over two hours, but we only ordered one course.

It was miserable. The bread was memorable. Some soft white bread roll with what tasted like prego spaghetti sauce. That doesn't sound good at all. Unmemorable. Yeah. The main entrees were good. My filet mignon was cooked well, the sauce was tasty, as were the vegetables, spinach,

carrot, puree, onions, red cabbage. Though the food was okay for the price and relatively tasty, I'd pay more to go to a place with even better food and much, much, much better service. Key gives one star. Key is very Asian, by the way, from his picture. Key one star. That'll explain from his, I don't think English is his first, by the way, from his picture. Key, one star. That'll explain from his, I don't think English is his first language,

is what I'm getting at here. I live close to this restaurant, and every time I drive by it, it's always so busy. I assume that the food would taste good, but far from it. Very disappointed. I don't think I'd ever go back, and they don't even have high chair for kids. That's the only reason that made me think

that maybe English wasn't his first language, but the rest of it's probably better English than most people we talk to, so not too shabby. And then finally, the final review. One of these reviews slipped through their automatic flagging. Timothy got clever with it. One star, food was boiled.

Cause he boiled his wife. wife overcooked and really chewy because he boiled her for four days way too long complain to owner but he seemed crazy there you go congratulations Tim you slipped it in there good job buddy yeah and there you go everybody yeah that is your stupid opinions for this week. Hope you enjoyed it Hope you get out there get lots of experiences Experience life review them and complain to us and we'll take all the complaints and Enjoy things with an open mind for my sake

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