Your Stupid Opinions - Trash Castle, Badwill Thrifting, Strip Club Embarrassment

Episode Date: March 17, 2025

One star reviews from all over the internet! We check out a castle that uses a porta potty as their primary bathroom. A Goodwill location that simply doesn't seem to want your stuff. A Reno strip club that will make you rather go to the hospital, with a suspicious story, rather than tell your spouse how much money you spent & much more!!Join comedians James Pietragallo and Jimmie Whisman as they explore the most opinionated part of the internet: The Reviews Section!Subscribe and we will see you every Monday with Your Stupid Opinions!!!Don't forget to rate & review!!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Wondery plus subscribers can listen to your stupid opinions ad free right now join Wondery plus in the Wondery app or on Apple podcasts Hello everybody welcome back to Your Stupid Opinions. Hey! Hello there, my name is James Petragallo, I'm here with my co-host. I'm Jimmy Wissman. We're excited today, we get to hear more people's bullshit. Oh, it's another week of more people's complaints, grievances, and personal bullshit put into the public eye.

I love it so much. Let's get right into it before we do though Definitely listen to our other two shows crime and sports and small-town murder Which are exactly what they sound like except funny and that that's a hot take Jimmy thinks our shows are good. It's a hot day great shows are good ones Yeah, you should check those out and you know follow on social media and rate and review if it's a good otherwise You know don't be one of these people So that said let's dive right in we had a fun one last week with the pizza place and everything like that

I have a lot of people going heading up there, too. That's good. Give them business. They're very good pizza place So this week we're gonna go. That's a little landmark. We're gonna visit first here. We're gonna go to Hearst Castle, which is in San Luis Obispo County in California there, and this is the, I guess, William Randolph Hearst Castle, I believe. Daddy Hearst's dad? Yes, well, I don't know if it's his dad or grandfather. I don't remember how the fuck it is. Somebody there. I guess this was, it was conceived by William Randolph Hearst,

the publishing tycoon, and his architect, Julia Morgan, and it was built between 1919 and 1947. Wow. Dude, imagine having a construction project going on that long. Are we anywhere near done yet? That's 28 years, anything. That's so long.

I had no kids when we started. Now they're all graduated from college. This is crazy I still don't have a house never mind those kids rooms on the on the plans just scratch those we're done At least somebody one of his friends is like you're not building a mansion stuff saying it. It's like oh sure oh yeah This is 750 Hearst Castle Road in San Simeon, California And yeah, it's on 127 acres by the way Oh, this is 750 Hearst Castle Road in San Simeon, California and yeah, it's on 127 acres by the way. Still? That's a lot of acreage, yeah.

Wow. That's pretty neat. So it is, there's a lot of reviews too. It's got 11,000 reviews on Google, 4.6 stars, which isn't bad, and there are some people here though that are very angry at a fucking at a house. I don't know how you can be that angry at it. Like Graceland level.

Remember when we did Graceland and people were like that's these son of a bitches and they were like really angry. We got the same thing with here. They charge money to see this. It's not fair. All right. Well, let's start right out here with a five star. Some people like it.

A lot of people do. Let's see. Here is par five stars. An amazing experience That was worth so much more than the price of admission to the tour we took That's nice shit. That's what you want value It was our first visit to this magnificent place and thus we took the grand room tour which they recommend for first-timers We recommend the most expensive tour if you've never been here before

for first timers. We recommend the most expensive tour if you've never been here before. We were fortunate to have an amazingly enthusiastic guide on our tour that really enriched the experience with not just impressive facts, but also with timely jokes. Oh, I'm sure those were real humdingers. Real Jungle Cruise level of humor, I'm sure that was. Holy shit. What's worse?

Nothing is worse than someone who's not funny standing in front of you for an hour. Being stuck with somebody on a boat and delivering their hot tan. Oh god damn it. I was actually on one of the jungle cruises one time. It was one of my daughter's favorites. We'd go on it all the time. One of the times there was this like 20 year old girl who was actually really funny. I was like, I was blown away by it because it was the first time ever. And as they were getting off the funny. I was like, I was blown away by it, because it was the first time ever. And as we were getting off the boat, I was like, you're actually really funny.

I was like, this is good. I was like, I'm a comic, like seriously, you're funny actually, this isn't bad. Like you should take that somewhere. It was pretty good shit, you have good timing. Get out of here. Yeah, get the hell out of here. Get that fucking uniform off and go.

Hurry. Hurry. This incredible site is a must see for everyone spending some time in California. Don't miss it. All right, I won't. Here's James five stars. Not a big castle tour person.

Okay. Because there's castles everywhere to tour, by the way. Why'd you do this to yourself then? There's not enough castles in America to classify yourself as a castle tour person or not There's how many castles are there really are we talking about here? I mean, it's normally see an old bedroom or this is an old kitchen But this was different cool story on its origins

The level of opulence is pretty crazy with both the outdoor and indoor swimming pools The level of opulence is pretty crazy with both the outdoor and indoor swimming pools. The den, the pool room, the dining hall, the movie room, etc. Fantastic views. Even the drive up is entertaining. It's all wonderful. And I got to show you this too. Look at the inside. Look at how beautiful the inside.

Look at this. Look at that room. The fucking ceiling. Oh is Insanely detailed. It's like all goal. It's crazy. It's fucking crazy. It looks like Downton Abbey, but fancier It's clearly handmade. Oh god. Yeah, that's why it took 28 years Carve it's crazy. It's so intricate and so detailed. Here's three stars from Linda The tour content is limited and does not include the garden, library and bedrooms. You can ask questions during the explanation and you're not

allowed to touch anything indoors or outdoors. How many museums are you allowed to touch shit? When do you get to touch anything? Yeah, go to the Museum of Natural History. See if you can fucking see if you can fucking manhandle the T-Rex. They don't let you. You can't touch it. Leave it the fuck alone. Excuse me, where was the T-Rex's dick? Can I touch it?

See if you can jerk the whale off. They won't let you. That's stupid. Can I lick that T-Rex's pussy? Yeah, please. I don't get that. It's so stupid. All right, yeah, you're not allowed.

Miss Robin Robin one star Disgusting porta potty. I'm sure no bathrooms with five question marks No, you're not allowed to use the interior shitters in this place Please go take a shit No hundred year old castle All right And that's we go here to the Vanderbilt and the FDR Castle all right, and that's we go here to the Vanderbilt and the FDR Mansion are both by my house and so we've been to the tours of both of those you're not allowed to fucking touch anything

Never don't touch the rooms are like you can walk like just in the entry and then they're blocked off so you can see what's Going on and they'll explain it to you But if you touched it and then every other person who touched it was there touched it it wouldn't be good It'd be disgusting and your hands have so many oils on them if they have hundreds and hundreds of people are touching things with their greasy pizza fingers and fucking yeah kids touching it with their snot and boogers and shit all over them that's great that's what we want so no bathrooms come to a this is all in caps by the way and every sentence ends with like 17 exclamation or question marks here come to a castle man Mansion with no bathroom just a high-class

Construction site porta potty won't be back. Is that what you went for the fucking shitting? Let's go to that castle so I can shit. Is that why you went there? We won't be back get it together and get your bathrooms back in order stop being shamefully cheap. It's embarrassing shame shame Claudia one star I Hated it all caps seven excellent exclamations here, so I hated it We came from Panama to see it and they treated my special conditioned auntie badly special conditioned Sounds like they like put some oil on her skin

So she wouldn't be like she's been specially conditioned like an old chair or something the fuck man First of all we wanted the upstairs tour But since it was 500 stairs and my auntie couldn't make it we went to the grand tour 500 500 stairs praying the whole place All around I know 500 stairs. I don't know how many floors they're going up. It's a lot But the old the but the old tour lady started to rush us telling that quote I can delay the tour for you six people decide what you want to do because you can't go to the upstairs tour. Okay.

The worst part of all was they said it was a two hour tour and it ended up being an hour and 15 minute tour since everyone was rushing us. Okay. Well, yeah, you didn't go upstairs. You missed part of it. They don't let you touch the marble. No. No, you shouldn't be no

It's marble you know what it feels like it's hard and cold it's fucking it's smooth and it's hard That's it put your hand down three things you want to know that it is oh man nor take photos because they are rushing you for the supposition to our tour you paid for and When we finished the tour I don't think supposition was really needed in there. And when we finished the tour, the cashier at the gift shop treated us so bad, a Latin woman who was trying to pay like the castle was amazing. But the experience, I can't even count that many exclamation points,

at least at least 15, so sad bunch of old people who are rushing you Old people old people are known for their brevity. That's what they really They move through shit fast their brisk walks Apparently there's a bunch of people who are not keeping up with the tour because this next person has a similar complaint here AC one star this place is a really good tourist spot Okay, we enjoyed when not accompanied by the stupid tour guides Stupid old bitches take that Fuck man my poor rating is based on the extreme rude and unwelcoming behavior toward my family

Especially the kids five-year-old and one and a half-year-old. If you have young kids, please avoid this place. What is there for a one and a half-year-old to do at a fucking castle like this? This isn't for kids. Maybe 10 and older, I would say, if they can, you can. If they treat the whole house like a sensory book, James, they can touch the marble, they can touch the carpet,

maybe the tin on the ceiling. Fucking stupid, man. Yeah, I don't get the end why would you bring a kid there our tour guide kept on hassling us to keep up she would not give any notice before moving on and just say let's go and start walking what do you want okay go to every person and make sure they're ready what the fuck she humiliated us in front of other guests because we were delayed as we had two little kids. She humiliated you.

She'd step on your nuts, she'd piss in your mouth. Well, I don't know. Yeah, humiliated. She pushed your kid down, kicked you in the balls. Flogged us. Told your wife she had uneven tits. What happened? When I complained to another staff without listening to us

When I complained to another staff without listening to us he said timeout and walked off Okay, all right the grumpy tour guide and the other rude staff kept on telling our five-year-old not to touch anything Even if she was not well I think they probably have had experience with that where the kids can't help but touch it. Our tour guide humiliated another guest, I think they're using humiliated a little too loosely here. It's a lot yeah. It's a lot. But saying quote, I don't know whose kid this is but you need to tell kids that they can only sit on the ground and not make the chairs theirs. The poor girl was standing on a designated area. Okay. I suggest using automated audio guides, which allows guests to take their time.

Something we saw at the Biltmore Castle. You cannot expect people with small kids to keep up with people without kids. Well, you should not take your fucking kids to a fucking boring castle tour. That's first. Get the fuck out of there. The cherry on top was the washroom was out of order.

An establishment such as this should just Josh an establishment such as this have just one toilet on premises toilet Okay, that's why it was hard for me to read that cuz I'm like does that am I is my brain doing that or are the words? Doing that one from one premise. That's all we get what the fuck is that? Maxim one star. Some of our tour guides are better than others. I got a blue haired docent who is more interested in propagating her political views than sharing actual history with us.

She was more like a one woman tabloid factory than a professional guide. You want to know the dirt? Give me the dirt lady. That's what I want. I don't want this marbles from men. I want to know, you know, one time William Randolph Hearst backhanded his wife and she fell against that and then she got mad and fucking gave away three of the kids or some shit. That's what I want to know. She was a guy even after being asked whether some of her quote, facts were alleged, she

doubled down Completely unprofessional. I've been going on Hurst Castle tour since the 70s and this was the worst one ever by a large margin not recommended Worst one worst one ever because apparently she's spewing tabloid shit here. What's there's one up in sleepy Hollow. What's that one? Fuck I don't know. There's a bunch of them in New York. There's a ton over here. There's like, yeah, there's a, yeah, there's a bunch. There's, um, there's like the Bannerman Island castle. There's the, there's a ton of those castles here. Yeah. A bunch of those rich fucking robber baron fucks built their shit on the Hudson river. So there's a lot of them. Yeah, that's what it was. It's, it's right on the fucking Hudson. It's a giant, Yeah, that's what it was. It's right on the fucking Hudson. It's a giant... Yeah, they built them right on the river. There was one when we first moved here, there was one of them for sale, actually.

What? The whole fucking castle was for sale. It was crazy, it was beautiful, it was only... And it was cheap for a castle too, it was like six million dollars or something, but you would have to put twenty million dollars into the castle, like it's crazy. Lindhurst is the one that I went to. There, that's one, yeah. That thing's crazy. Yeah, that's one of them, yeah. And it's falling. I think is the one there. That's that's one. Yeah, right. Yeah, that's one of them

Yeah, and it's falling the fuck apart. Yeah, it's all stone. It's old. So yeah This is Siddhartha one star and this is a long one. This person is really fucking wordy worst place if you want a kid friendly tourist friendly old people friendly photo friendly place and God forbid if you have knee pain and need to touch the concrete railings. Oh boy, here we go. We had three kids. One was three months old and needed to be in a car seat. The rude bus ushers forced us to drop the car seat which we were holding in our hands because it seems you cannot carry a car seat in the bus due to lack of space. So you dropped your child excellent. Next the tour guide the entire trip was about massaging the ego of the tour guide. She

kept on mentioning that no one was paying attention to her. She needs better material. Oh and guess what if you pay attention and have to carry kids and naturally are in the back of the line they won't let you take pictures as soon as the tour guide thinks it's time to move on without having a single ounce of empathy and accommodating everyone for pictures especially the people at the back of the line. They will threaten you with being thrown off the trip just because you want to take pictures and are in the back of the line. Jesus Christ. Next is their care for concrete railings rather than allowing old people to hold it and climb

stairs. They will rudely come to you and stop you from touching it. Yes, even the concrete railings, not just marble artifacts. Okay, but you don't think you can touch anything. Now enter the grand room and God forbid if you mistakenly step on the wooden floor under the filthy blue-green carpet, you will find people jumping at you from nowhere, screaming at you that you cannot step on wooden floors in a tight spot crammed with 20 to 30 torus. Don't touch the wood. So basically the wood is lava and you're not allowed to touch it.

You need to float above it somehow. And even by mistake, your human kid touches something. Any other species of kids you want to bring with you? Be prepared to rudely be thrown into a baby room. Good. I like every fucking place should have a baby room. Kids acting up, the fuck outta here and there. Not our problem.

Enough room on a plane to do that? Cause I would love to see that. I want a baby plane, fuck that. Nevermind a baby room. That kid's too young to be on a plane with adults. There's a baby plane taking off at two o'clock. We do one a day, it's covered in boogers and snot and shit and joy.

Put him on that one. Get it on covered in boogers and snot and shit enjoy get it on there because I'm not fucking dealing with it while I'm flying to a goddamn show or some bullshit no done every place needs a baby room oh god every single place everything has yeah everything should have a this is for people that have to do this yeah unruly children fuck over in that room I'm not dealing with you and all this while have the tour guide comment about how no one is paying attention to her Finally when we had to come back the bus ushers were so full of themselves Okay, that's an obvious if you're a bus usher. You're obviously it's an exalted position You're gonna be a you have a little bit of an ego obviously women throwing themselves at you, you know Tabloids talking about you. It's obviously you're gonna have a little ego with that They just assumed that us trying to get our car seat back was a mistake and kept shoving

us forward. After educating these people that other humans have some common sense too, they finally allowed just one person to step back onto the bus to get our car seat back. We felt so honored. If you can be quiet, follow instructions to the letter, do not have kids, can guarantee that you won't have knee pains, do not enjoy taking pictures, want to hear only the tour guide and want to have the life sucked out of your vacation, this is the perfect place for you. All of that sounds fine to me. That's the thing.

I can go there, not touch shit and keep up with the fucking tour so it doesn't sound that bad. Have the life sucked out of your vacation. Sucked out of your vacation. Oh my god. That's a little dramatic. Dude Dude that whole thing was dramatic. That was ridiculous. The whole thing was nothing but. What would it take to ruin a vacation? I mean there's a few things. I don't think Don't Touch the Marble is the one. Yeah and it's a two-hour tour so at most it

was two hours of your vacation. Everything, what did you do the rest of the vacation? Sit in a fucking homeless camp and well there was no more life. Roll beans on a fucking fire of garbage? Yeah, that's all, what happened? Brian one star, $30 was way too much and not worth the trip. I took my family to the tour. We drove four and a half to five hours.

Okay. What? That's a little much for a castle We felt you charge way too much and they still asked for donations and Charging for a copy of the photo with the amount you charge for the tour you can afford to give us a free photo Okay, my wife had been on this tour eight years ago. she said that this was a different and congested experience. She had a better and more interactive one before. According to her, there were more sections of the castle, less restrictive. We wouldn't enjoy or we couldn't enjoy the experience because their annoying, hypersensitive

assistant tour guide, they have assistant tour guides now. He was barking orders about standing on the rug and we were leaning on the pillars which was a mistake and an accident He got all sensitive about it like we hurt his feelings Jesus Christ he made the tour very uncomfortable also very unbearable and we felt we couldn't breathe oh He actually says I felt we couldn't I felt we couldn't breath is actually what he says That's good very annoying Exclamation point there were too many people on this tour We felt like sardines in a can there needed to be a cutoff of people on the tour

Especially on the last few tour exhibitions the food court area was closed too early And we were on and was unavailable to us by the time we finished the tour, which was unfair and made the tour cost outrageous. We wanted to spend more money at your food court and you wouldn't let us. We were hungry and had a four to five hour drive ahead of us. Made us venture to an outside restaurant. Oh God, you had to go to a restaurant? Outside.

Oh no, no. People, no. Oh my God, Jesus. I want to just, I want to hug them. Don, you poor... Outside. Oh, no, no. People, no. Oh my God. Jesus. I want to just, I want to hug them, don't you? Just embrace them. Make sure it's okay. The restrooms were unavailable and they made us use the porta potty, which was unsanitary and unhygienic. Well, that's shocking for a porta potty. That never is like that. Unacceptable. We won't go back again. If William Hearst were still alive today. He'd be 150 fucking years old number one he'd be what they say he'd be disgusted don't waste your time

He'd be disgusted that you and your snot nose kids are even allowed in his fucking house That's what he would be I didn't build this brought a child He go you let the public in here. I don't even let my own children in here. No, this was for my own fucking old fucking ass That's all it was for nobody else That's why you can't use my bathroom One star one of my worst experiences of any museum castle They've been to a lot rude behavior of employees. Rachel Mellinger, the ticket checker, she's got last names in here, Jesus. She was so rude that if she worked for the DMV, other

DMVers would consider saints. Oh, she's, wow, okay, that's a terribly, you've worded that off of her. Jesus, no one can, right. Fuck, if you have a chance of seeing a real castle, skip this one. They moved so fast that when it was over, you did not recall a thing from it. One star, the castle was fine, but the bus ride left me completely terrified due to the driver's crazy driving skills. The entire trip was filled with speeding and abrupt stops both uphill and downhill. To make matters worse, the weather was extremely hot. That's their fault, I'm sure. Making me worried the tires would explode at any moment. How hot was it? 160 out? How crazy

were they driving? Holy shit. Very unsafe. Additionally, there were no toilets available at the facility, which added to the discomfort of the whole experience Would not recommend you need toilets. That's That's that's important. I feel like I you know one of those Essentials I'd call it probably yeah fuck the food court fix your toilet Okay, so here we go drift one-star Okay, so here we go. Drift, one star. Hearst is partly responsible for making cannabis illegal because Hemp competed with his stake in the lumber business so all these people whose lives have been

ruined and taken away from them over weed and all other nonviolent people in prisons is what paid for this castle. This place should be burnt down, the land returned to a native state, and whatever money is in that estate should go to reforestation. The first half of that was true. Marilyn one star, the most rubbish place. You must be British. Bad attitude, no refund for exchanging tickets or exchange for tickets. Very bad scenic spot.

The child suddenly had a fever in the morning. The child. The child suddenly had a fever in the morning. The child. The child. We called to apply for a refund or rescheduling but we were told that it was not possible to change or refund and it was too late to change the ticket. The child's illness is an accident and a normal thing. Why can't it be changed? And they said that the rich family doesn't need your ticket.

It's simple robbery. I don't think they told you that. Listen, the hearse don't need your money is probably not what they said. Jesus Christ. There's a lot of complaints about small children and it's not good for small children. Were they not allowed to bring them or they should? They shouldn't bring them and it's tough and all this bullshit. One star from Edgerton, why is someone posting videos on YouTube claiming one of your employees is harassing them?

Their license plate is visible. Is it true? Is what true? What the fuck are you talking about? Anything? Danny, 1-star, there is an air of arrogance to the experience. We felt this from our tour guide and the other visitors who bless them bless them Clearly have a narrow perspective of history coming from Europe. I grew up in a house older than this apparent castle

Don't go trust me. This is not a castle. Don't come here for the history and think that we're going to impress you Well, no come here for the history if you're interested. Of the story. Don't expect something that's older than fucking shit in Prague. You know what I mean? It's not going to be older than that probably. Don't expect that. The oldest we've got is about 250. We just started. Yeah, we're still ramping up here. This apparent castle. Trust me, It is not a castle Okay, and it is in fact a bastard ization of a rich Americans naive perspective of European architecture

Mishmash together he's offended at the architecture. How dare you and Not to mention it's built on stolen land which admittedly is mentioned, but only briefly during an audit an audio recording Well, how much time do you want spent on it during a tour of the castle? You should know this already If you are visiting from abroad you'll find the experience laughable American history at its most shallow. I think you're just looking at cool at a rich person's house American history is incredibly shallow. It's yeah, there isn't a lot to it No, and you go there, you look at,

oh wow, these gaudy robber baron fucks thought you should put up in your house, that's all it was. A bunch of criminals started over, that's what happened. So it's gonna be weird. Oh fucking shit. So all right, here we go. Mike, one star, absolute joke, used to be nice. Back when William Randolph Hurst invited me over it was much better.

About 80 years ago it was amazing. Great. You could walk around the place on your own. Now they just yell at you. Can't even look at anything without being reprimanded. Got yelled at for being drunk when being actually sober. Oh we're stoned. Do me a favor and punch the tour guide when you get there. Especially if it's the old lady. Really lay her the fuck out. I'm telling you. Left hand right to the temple for that bitch. She can get it. What the fuck. Okay. One star affordable whatever the fuck. One star. The experience was fouled by the lack of consideration showed to us paying guests making us use and wait in line for horrid portable toilets.

Mr. William Randolph Hearst, the chief, rolled in his grave at the site of the California State Park, making us, his paying guests, use disgusting portable toilets. He wouldn't even have given you those. He wouldn't have let you use anything. You people can shit in the woods is what he would have told you. Find a tree. I don't give a staff lied to us about a pipe being broken when in fact It's been set up for weeks for alleged water

conservation absolute fallacy They're using millions of gallons to keep up a hardly ever used pool. They also own their own water reservoir They could easily let low flow appliances in the lovely indoor bathrooms. Many of us ladies waiting in line in the scorching sun were flabbergasted. My goodness. Mr. Hurst is ashamed. So am I. Oh, she's speaking. He's ashamed. She's his war axe. Weegee boarded this shit up and he said he was real pissed about the bathroom situation.

He's had enough. He said, let Cathy use the bathroom is what he said. I don't know. You should, you should listen, I think. Okay, let's go see some terrible. We know about Goodwill. This is terrible. Well, let's, let's find out a bad will store here.

This is a Goodwill store in Middleburg Heights. And Good Will is a Thrift store, Middleburg Heights, Ohio is where this is. 6880 Pearl Road. And Good Will, if you're not from this country, Good Will is like a charity thing and you give them shit and then they sell it for cheap. You donate your lightly used or absolutely garbage shit.

Or shit stained underwear and then they'll sell it. They either throw it out or upcycle it for you. It's nominal fee and it puts people to work so it's good. It gives a lot of jobs. That's fine. Some people need the cheaper things. The profit goes to, to I believe helping the community I don't know what the fuck it does. It says it's a CEO somebody's getting it's a nonprofit chain

Okay, so we know that no no what exactly there I know there's a lot of people that are very upset at Goodwill because they don't take this or they do take that or I don't Fucking know who knows a friend that says I don't know about time. They take everything Who knows? I have a friend that says, after closing time, they take everything. Well, I mean, for that matter, so does fucking Target. If you go dump it on their sidewalk, technically they take it too.

He says, leave it at the donation center. You can go anywhere. You can go to Domino's Pizza, they'll take it all. You can go anywhere, really. So yeah, a lot of people like to go, they like to look for, they like to do like, you know, thrifting basically, this is what they do. So here's-

Sometimes you can find gems, you know, matter of fact, the Coyotes, when they gave, when they left town in Arizona, they gave all of their unsold merch to Goodwill and let them sell it to people. And it's still on the shelves, because no one fucking wants any, why would you want defunct Arizona,

no one wanted them when they were like playing there, they didn't want the fucking merch. Yeah. Wow. That's a. So they gave all the goodwill. So you're saying that all that merch made a stop at Goodwill before the garbage. Before the trash, it toured all the local Goodwills. Toward those.

Lindsay Five Stars, best Goodwill around in my opinion. I collect milk glasses and they never disappoint. What? See what I mean? This is people really have specific niches that they go here for. I even noticed lately they're making more of an effort to keep things tidy.

Friendly staff as well. Again. It's a weird place too, because right when you walk in, you know how everybody has like a specific smell in their house? Yeah, it's all of them. It is all of those mashed together.

It's a crazy smell. With shit loads of mothballs, because they use shit loads of mothballs to keep their clothes from being mothy. It's a crazy smell in there. It's a wild mothball old people's house fucking Grandma's underwear drawer bad laundry detergent. It's all in not good. Not good

Five stars from Bucky huge selection pretty much everything in terms of clothing including some unique finds cheap Exclamation point it's goodwill. Yeah exclamation point it's goodwill yeah old lots of other things like furniture pillows or kitchen items look look for the purple tag and it's 50% off the already cheap price very exciting here no that's in your sleep we all do right right yeah I guess so I just changed my pillows out every six months or so because that's gross. Yeah, it's always good anyway. I'm not buying pillows from fucking Goodwill. I would hope not right? Brown Town gives three stars. Very decent for a Goodwill although I've seen better pricing at Walmart on new merchandise. Keep in mind Goodwill, everything is being donated so don't beat your patrons over the head with overpricing. The objective is to keep

them coming back, not scaring them off with high prices. Scott Two Stars Bald Cashier needs to learn some people skills. Oh, he's a dick. He's a dick. Silence comes off as rude in the retail world. Doesn't. Didn't say hi, didn't ask to round up, didn't ask for my rewards card, didn't say anything. Same went for the customers in front of me. Maybe he's not socially outgoing. Who knows?

Who gives a shit? Do you need somebody to talk to you while you buy fucking... Cheap shit? While you buy somebody's used spoons. Do you need a well you buy a broken candlestick? Is it really what you need? HS two stars I was in the area so I decided to check this location out We figured you how else would you be here unless you were in the area and stop by I've never Been like oh my god. They have a goodwill. Let's go in. Oh, we're stopping by I asked what the color of the week was and was told they no longer offer discounted color tags

Also, this place reeked like sewer water Wow, plenty of thrift stores in the area with discounted tags Yeah, Kelly two stars. I shop at different Goodwills and the other thrift stores whenever I need something. This was my first time to this one. Staff was nice, store was stocked, but prices were not what I expected. Jeans, shoes, old electronics were double what I'd usually pay. I was really disappointed and shocked at the prices, especially when this stuff was just given to them for free.

I won't go back or donate to Goodwill anymore if this is how it's going to be now. If I can't put on someone else's old fucking shoes, I will not have this shit. Oh my god. Two stars from Alex. Usually staff is nice, but today new manager treated us like dirt while other customers were given the royal treatment. What does that consist of at Goodwill? Here's our shit that doesn't have bodily fluids on it.

Here you go. Would you like to buy this? A hand to hold and a person to push the cart for you. I'm not sure. Yeah, maybe that's what it is. Like a personal shopper you get Some people do not need to be in charge Alright Adam won't two stars this place looks nice on the outside

But it's dirty and smelly every time I go in there, then why do you keep you said every time? How many times do you go into a dirty smelly store? I'm not coming back. No, probably not Every single time I go in there and it's usually the same stuff I think all the detritus from all the other Goodwills ends up here. This is a ride. Yeah, this is an all-purpose Catch-all for Goodwill. They can't sell it sent to this location. I guess. Oh my god Here's a weird one. Jesse two stars. This location is actually really dirty the fitting rooms Fitting rooms you're not in a fucking department store. You know your size. It's a dollar 99

If you just buy it throw it away or guess what give it back to goodwill don't care The fitting rooms are full of hair and tons of lint slash dust clusters. Oh, that. Because no one's going in there. Right. Probably. You're the only one, man. Jesus Christ, this lady has a lot to say.

Lauren, one star. Two donors, especially female donors. Colin, here we go. Myron, Jesus Christ, lady, you're wordy. I just had such an unsettling experience here, I was compelled to respond to it. The intake workers here are here, and I considered my word choice carefully here, hostile. There's no other word for it. I appreciate businesses that employ persons with disabilities, but people who show hostility to donors for bringing quote, too much stuff.

So she's mad at someone with a disability and can't can't just say that for bringing too much stuff should not be employed in a custom customer facing environment. When I first arrived and joked that we had lots of items for him, the worker standing with the bin snapped. What are you laughing at? There's no joy allowed in here, what are you doing? Lady, ha ha, we have lots of stuff. What are you laughing at? Fuck you laughing at, bitch. Have to move all of your shit for free.

Great, now I have to inspect it, price it, put it on shelves, thanks. All three of the male workers were disgruntled, angry, and loudly complaining that we brought donations along with many other donors at once. And the person packaging things, how dare you all show up at the same time, was being aggressive and careless with fragile, nice items

like some lamps, glass vases, and framed artwork. I was so uncomfortable that I felt glad that my uncle and dad were there, and that it was not, and it wasn't just my aunts and me. I was so flustered that I accidentally left some items in my car. Do not donate here. This was such a fantastically uncomfortable,

hostile, terrible experience that I will no longer donate to Goodwill Industries as a whole, period. They asked what I was laughing at. What am I laughing at? What the fuck? What were you laughing at? Were you ridiculing this man? What's so funny?

What's so funny? Yeah, disabilities guy too. You're laughing and you're saying this guy's got disabilities and you're like, he's mad that you're laughing at him. Yeah, it might have felt like it came off as how a guy that clearly has some issues, mobility issues. We have a bunch of shit for you We got a lot of stuff for you to do so take your little flipper hands and make it work

Let's do this shit drop leg come here, let's go Jesus Christ that is fucking amazing. What are you laughing at? What are you laughing at? I wish I was there to hear that. What are you laughing at? That's amazing. What are you laughing at?

Is wonderful. What are you laughing at? All right, next up, Alyssa, one star, found a super cute bralette Putting stuff that's been on other people's tits. Oh new with tags Okay, didn't think anything of it and took it up to cash out and the cashier looked to find a place You can't try that on you don't take your tits out in Goodwill. Do you? Yeah

Check if these jugs fit in those cups Yeah, do it look to find a price tag and couldn't find one and told me she couldn't sell it to me. First of all, you are the ones who put it on the sales floor without a tag. Other Goodwills find a reasonable price for it if there's no tag or will at least ask the manager if they can sell it and for what price. Also, you can't sell me an item that was on the sales floor that was donated to you without a price tag. Why? Because you want to rip people off or keep it for yourself to make top dollar. She's got a big bralette scam going on here. Holy shit, I

don't know about that. That's how she shops. She sits up there at the register and just tears tags off and goes, no tag, can't sell. Can't sell. I'm going to take take that home for myself sell it on eBay. Wow I was blown away when the broad told me she couldn't sell me an item that was in their store. I love another lady calling another lady a broad. That's great. This fucking broad over here. It's very dismissive. I was very close to not even buying the other items I had in my hands. She could clearly tell I was pissed and

to not even buying the other items I had in my hands. She could clearly tell I was pissed and said it's a shame it's cute too and proceeded to ask if I would round up my purchases for their mission. Your tits would look great in this. I wouldn't support your mission if God himself asked me to. Pro tip if you want to have good business maybe don't rip people off. I won't return to the store again and we'll spread the word." And she has far and wide to the point of three people giving that a thumbs up. There's no word to spread people, stop trying to spread shit.

You found three other assholes that won't shop at a place that's discounted so deep, it's almost free. Oh my God, this next person I'm gonna skip around because it's way too long. Shannon One Star. I've been needing to take a lot of donations up here over the last month. I have to clear out an entire home due to losing my mom, bonus dad, and grandpa.

What happened in that fucking house? Is the carbon monoxide leak? Do they live with Gene Hackman? What's going on right now? Was there a tornado? What the fuck? There's one younger employee who is always at the donation doc and he always has seemed kind of mad when he sees me pull up. One of the times he asked me where I get all the stuff from. Maybe he that I had multiple family members pass away and had to go through my family home and clear it out. He didn't reply but a few minutes later he started to take stuff out of my trunk so I figured he

was helping. He took things and slammed them in bins and then took off, then took one bag of holiday decorations and walked them to the window and threw it down. When I was finally driving away, I broke into tears. He acted like this stuff was junk. You're giving it away. This, you can't, no. It doesn't matter. Maybe this is sentimental, don't donate it.

Then don't, exactly. That's, I mean, it seems like you're not over losing, I don't know, your entire family. It sounds like all at once Yeah, in one big swoop some regret for murdering your whole yeah, maybe you shouldn't kill your mom stepdad and grandpa. Oh My god, maybe to him it was junk But to my family these are memories that I don't just have the room for in my own house to hold on to It's not a museum though. They're not this is isn't, Goodwill isn't a museum for your dead family's shit. Oh my god.

And this is the Willicams family shit. Oh, well here's their, let's look at their castle. I said, okay, upon my next visit he was the one at the dock again. I said hi and he brought out the bin without saying a word. Oh, the murderer's here. Her again. Yeah, this bitch has blood on her hands, don't talk to her. the bin without saying a word. I filled the bin up and told him I might need one more because it was getting full. He just stood there. I walked around trying to find smaller

items to top off the bin that was there. I asked him for the next bin and he just pointed to my car and said, to be honest, we don't need any of this stuff but I'll take this. And he grabbed a microwave and walked off He left me with a half a car full of stuff and I left with it still in my car I understand that having to go through all this stuff is overwhelming I try my best to sort and organize things that I bring to the store to make sure they're good and decent shape to Resell this guy has broken me down and made me feel absolutely awful about making donations if I had the isn't there like a like

Every fucking city has one of the Catholic churches that is all they do is give clothes to homeless people like the one was it? St. Vincent's and in Phoenix I'm giving so much shit to those people because they just give it to homeless people which is you know Pretty amazing can't tell a guy get a job and then have him have no clothes to do that so it's a nice thing but the other thing is like they can only take and I hate church so I mean but goodwill looks at your car and goes these are things that I can sell yes all of that we have yummy fucking racks of clothes are in this fucking place lady if you if you pull up in a 20 year old Chevy Malibu

They also go this this shit's gonna suck Probably probably gonna be shitty cheap stuff Sorry 2004 Impala probably doesn't have great shit. It's probably not top tier stuff. We're getting here Oh my god, if I had the choice, I would never have to donate this stuff But I can't control that my family members have died and I don't have that choice. I thought maybe some other families could make use of these things, but he made me feel otherwise.

Oh, poor thing. Get therapy, lady. You are not ready and fit to be in society yet. Nope. Get over these deaths. Holy goddamn shit. That's too much grief at once. You're dealing and I sympathize.

It's just too much boat. But sympathize. It's just too much boat. But stop diving. It's just too much. All the therapies. Oh, Brian one star, and this might be the lowest of the low here. A store employee followed me outside and said she had me on video putting a sand disc in my pocket.

Now that's a little like flash drive. Little like thumb drive that I use for all the shows. Nine dollar drive, yeah. Yeah, little six dollar, whatever the fuck it is. I immediately went back in the store Now that's a little like flash drive little like thumb drive that I use for Yeah, little six dollar whatever the fuck it is I immediately went back in the store and showed her where I put it back on the shelf and received no apology When I expressed myself for being falsely accused of stealing she told me to leave the store and not come back I've spent thousands of dollars in that store. How the fuck do you spend thousands of dollars at Goodwill? How? How thousand?

The whole store, all the inventory they have is probably three grand at any given day on the floor. What are you talking about? I've spent thousands of dollars in that store and I'm highly upset at the way I was treated. Yeah, if you're accused of stealing at Goodwill, that's a low. That's a new low. Charlie here.

One star went to the store and was walking around and one employee started screaming without any reason. And I say, and say I don't want your business and your money. I asked her where the manager, there's no punctuation in here by the way, why I asked her not where the manager was. I asked her we're the manager. Like we are going to the store, is the manager. She said, I am, I am, then a next paragraph, the manager. She finishes her sentence somehow in the next paragraph. Wow, this is a manager, manger actually is how it's spelled. Wow, this is a manger making business

and let the customer come back. You guys need to take action for this person. I am not coming back and will tell everyone I know about that. It's really embarrassing IMP arr SS ing Yours lack of fucking the ability to spell is very embarrassing sir ma'am whatever the fuck you are Wow The ability to spell is very embarrassing sir ma'am whatever the fuck you are Wow I

fucking hope so I Pray that they're foreign and not an American-born citizen driving around with that Really really tenuous grasp of the English language oh My god reading really really tenuous grasp of the English language oh my god embarrassing it's embarrassing Helen one star very short it was disgusting dirty smelly and very dirty disgusting dirty smelly and very dirty never again will I go there it was awful Jen one star employee was rude and discriminated against me. He told me they have special hours for people like me, which is extremely discriminatory.

Special hours for people like you are from 9 at night to 8 in the morning when we're closed. That's you are hours. Special hours for people like you. Like me. Just awful. And then they didn't give an explanation. That's it just awful okay what the fuck man okay I'm confused how about you I want to know what they're for. Is it for donating items maybe? That's what she took it as for people like you.

She took it as dirty Mexicans or something. I don't know what she's talking about. That is awesome. All right, so we've lived the rich life at the castle. We've lived the 22-year-old Malibu life at Goodwill. And now we are going to find the, we're going to a place, to the personal location of the wall This week. It's not an item. It's a location and it is called fantasy girls. Oh

in Reno, Nevada They do I had I had a Reno 9-1-1 on at one point a few weeks back and I thought I was thinking about this and I was like, God, what a shithole Reno is. So they got to have shitty strip clubs there and sure they do, boy. Fantasy Girls, 2.8 stars on Google, 2.8. That seems way too high. 2.8 out of five. They would have to have clothes on the whole time to get lower grade. Not a single titty to be found, zero stars. That's one star, came in looking for naked girls,

they were all in business suits doing their taxes, I didn't like it, I left, that's one star. No music. If you showed up and there were women naked, you got what you wanted, there you go. That's it, yeah. So there's that, this is at 1095 East Fourth Street You showed up and there were women naked. You got what you wanted. There you go. That's it. Yeah. So there's that.

This is at 1095 East 4th Street in Reno, Nevada. And there's no description, but it doesn't sound like it is a brothel. It is just a strip club. Just a strip club. That's what it sounds like here. But it seems like some stuff goes on. Oh, for maybe a dollar or two more? Seems like there's some stuff that goes on in a backroom from what people say here

Let's go do Joshua first of all he's got shit loads of reviews on here the local guide status and all that shit five stars We had a blast He's got the right attitude there was boobs. It was wonderful great. That's it Got in before the door fee. I guess that starts at a certain time in the cover All the girls were hot as hell Yeah, prices were good for lap dances and VIP and the lounge was chill for drinks and hanging out We'll be back. Oh Damn he is spending

Daniel five stars great club great club, great girls, literally a buffet of options. Wow, recommend if you wanna wind down or have some fun. I would hope that's what it is. Kirk, five stars, easily 30 or 40 girls working. Wow. Wow, every type, thick, skinny, and in between, Asian, black, white, whatever you

like. We get it. All different types of women. You understand? He just figured out what the manager was trying to do. Well done, sir. Big kids, small kids, kids who... It's like, what is happening? I bet that was on purpose, man. Yeah, that's what they do. Put a variety out. You never know if someone wants. Great great time little high on the cover charge well there's 40 girls working of every somebody's fucking some money shape striping background what do you want here seems like they set it up girls were a little aggressive but definitely a good time yeah cuz there's 40 of them they have to compete to get lap dances I would think with 40 girls you You gotta be fuckin' aggressive.

They're making sales. Heather, five stars, some blonde lady. So that's, whenever it's a lady going to a male strip club, like a strip club that's frequented mostly by guys, I'm interested with their experiences. Five stars, visited this place while on vacay in Reno. Well, right away she uses vacay as a word, so I'm annoyed. And does it in Reno. In Reno, vacay in Reno well right away. She uses vacay as a word, so I'm annoyed and does it in Reno in Reno vacay in Reno

Yikes Man that's that's the Nevada equivalent of I'm having a vacay in Laughlin if you're living, Arizona. It's that equivalent of that Went in with my fiancee okay So they went in as a couple. The club is beautiful and the girls are even more beautiful than the club itself. Drink prices are high, but that's to be expected. Yeah, you're in a strip club. Yeah, it's eight dollar beers.

Next time we will pregame at home and Uber there. Would have much rather spent the money on a girl. The girls are very friendly and a lot of fun. You're a great fiance. Let me tell you something. Yeah, that sentence is real fucking precarious. Would have rather spent the money on a girl. On a girl. Would have rather bought a woman but it didn't work out for them. It's very creepy. The girls are very... if it wasn't coming from a woman it would really be creepy Best lap dances in Reno by far. That's all caps, too So it must be true definitely check this club out if you're in Reno you won't be disappointed My only advice dot dot dot she's gonna give you the inside dirt here here it goes if you're looking for a more intimate experience

with a dancer If you're looking to come, this is where it happens. If you want some skin to skin. Yep. Then pass on the VIP couches and go for the private booths. It's only $50 more than the couches and you will have your favorite dancers undivided attention and she will get a lot closer than on those dance couches. Dot dot dot, just my opinion. Overall, my fiance and I haven't had this much fun at a strip club since Vegas, and the girls are hotter too.

Thank you for such a great night. We can't wait to come back, four fucking exclamation points. There anyway. And that is, men, anybody listening that thinks that that means you can touch, no, you can't, she can't. You can't, she can't, she. Women will, touch. No, you can't. She can't. She can't. Women will do. Yeah. Her picture is a lot closer. Her tits were in that stripper's mouth and that's okay.

That's okay. And then she gave it back to A, most of the strippers like girls. Yeah. That's a fact. They feel not threatened by that. And also that's kind of the perclivity. That's what I'm saying. I read the book that the Scores guy wrote and he said 95% of the girls at work there were lesbians. Wow. Period. That's it. Or at least bi.

Great actresses. But with women. Yeah. That was a fact. He told all these stories about these guys that got took for, you know, they were acting like the girls were acting like they really liked them and they were going to hook up with them and meanwhile they have some other stripper they live with and they're just at home laughing at this guy as he gives them shitloads of money.

Going down on each other. Going down on each other, yeah. If you're, and she's like an attractive blonde in her picture. If you're an attractive blonde woman you can get away with way more in a strip club than if you're Jimmy and myself walking in there. Attractive blonde women have the time of my life there. Yeah, they really do. They can do anything. Really in the world they're allowed to do anything. Yeah, they really do. They could do anything. Really in the world they're allowed

to do anything. Yeah, every day. A blonde woman is allowed to get away with anything. She wakes up and has just a dream life that a lot of men want. Except giving too much shit to Goodwill. They won't take that from me no matter what. Christina, Christina one star. I tried to look for like women here too. I had two deeply troubling experiences at this establishment. During my first visit, mind you first, which means there was another one, when I read the next word you're gonna go,

there was more than this. During my first visit I was drugged, physically assaulted, and left handcuffed outside until the police and paramedics arrived Why would you go back they went the after my first? That's what I mean Wow I suffered a laceration to my head and required hospital care Despite this I gave the club another chance after two years Why the fuck are you talking about? Maybe there was turnover and it's a different crew. Wow.

Holy shit. Only to face the same mistreatment. Maybe you're a problem. You had, okay. You're a problem. You got too drunk, ma'am. Yeah, you don't. You get drunk, don't realize how you're being belligerent and get thrown out on sidewalks

a lot, I feel like. You fall on your face. On my second visit I was again ejected without explanation. When I asked for clarification bouncers assaulted me resulting in another hospital visit. There is a lot of the story this person, Christine is leaving out. Because usually bouncers don't beat up girls at a strip club unless they tried to finger somebody against their will or some shit like that's not going to happen. And they're not going, you know, and they just punch you.

No. Well, what's the deal here? Shut up bitch and they throw you on the sidewalk bleeding. That's not normal. They'll do that to guys, but not to women. While I was injured and bleeding on the ground, three Karens that worked there called the police and I was arrested instead of being offered medical assistance As a veteran I find this trip your status as a veteran has nothing to do with how you can act in a strip club

You can't say I serve my country show me your tits that doesn't work like that. I Find this treatment disgraceful, let's take our tits out together and dance This treatment disgraceful. Let's take our tits out together and dance Amazing please I need it. I need to hear disturbed over and over again No establishment such as should suggest its patrons to such violence and disrespect I strongly urge others to avoid this place for their safety and well-being Reno police are in on it also I strongly urge others to avoid this place for their safety and well-being. Reno police are in on it also. It's a sheriff's department and they show up and take you away.

They have a whole... Everybody clocked in, let's go beat up some drunk women. That's what it is. That does sound like something junior would do. They're in on it. I think it does. Well, they said if we do what they want, we get free lap dances. So I go on in there.

I don't care what the fuck's going on. That's ain't my fucking problem, if you know what I mean. Get some free tacos, tacos, tacos from Terry. Free shit. Bunch of drunk veterans. Oh man. HB one star. Beware!

Exclamation point. My husband went with his friends and they drugged him after his friends left. This is what he told his wife. No, listen. Listen to this, listen to this. This is a story he told his wife, man, I'm sorry. Yeah, that's great already.

And he really fucking, he really like had to make it a thing too because for this story to stick with your wife, listen to what he did, okay, and drugged him after his friends left, they robbed him of $7,000. He spent $7,000 at the strip club and said, if I'm not in the hospital, if I don't call my wife from a hospital room,

I'm in a lot of shit. I'm divorced. I'm divorced. He said all he remembered was having one drink there, then he woke up in the emergency room at 11 a.m. the next day. He doesn't remember anything. The police in emergency room were not helpful at all. The police would not take a report and the nurse told him there was no test for Rufy

at that ER. My husband was too embarrassed of the whole situation to advocate for himself. No, he lied to you. He lied to you. He realized he just spent $7,000 fucking dollars on another on some chick and went, Oh God. And called her at 11 a.m. and was like, I don't know what happened. She's like, have him test for roofies. And he's like, they said they don't do that. The police, the police won't take a report. so you can't look it up either, but it's true really That is the worst fucking the hellman 30

Wow, no my god. He was too embarrassed to advocate for himself. Yeah, right Luli one star I wish I could give zero stars Luli one star I wish I could give zero stars God You missed it. You missed it. We had a Baby, that's true. Maybe they're on drugs. Well, let's find out we had a group of seven people bought drinks Respectively paying where we were at but manager older dude walked up just because my brother danced for a second on his girlfriend You're not allowed to do any of that at a strip club. In that scores book they talk about one couple fucking. It was their anniversary and the lady was like

doing a dance for him and the owner was like, who the fuck is that? And they were like, we didn't hire her. And they went over there and he was like, you're gonna get us shut down, you can't fucking do that. Like you guys cannot. Get that out of her. Yes, get're gonna get us shut down. You can't fucking do that. You guys cannot. Get that out of her. Yes, get it out and put it away.

Don't even wipe it off first, just put it away. No, you don't have time for that. Put it away or we'll be fired. It was like their anniversary and they were like, oh, I was fulfilling a fantasy for my husband. He's like, you guys are gonna fucking get me put out. In the end, he was like, I told him happy anniversary and comp their drinks

and told them never, ever, ever come back here. Yeah, that's what he said. It's fascinating how many people don't know the etiquette of a strip club. All of our views of respect at a strip club are entirely different, like that, where they think it's okay because everybody else is dancing, we can dance. This isn't a dance club. In movies and TV shows trip clubs are not that restrictive that's why. Right right right. People do think so they think

that's what it is and then they go there and no this is a business with a shitload of restrictions that you can't cross this line with alcohol you can't take this out you can't touch her here. You gotta keep your hands there. Those rules are much like OSHA, where there was lawsuits and violence because these rules were not followed. Exactly. There is blood on every rule.

Yeah, let's not bleed or bleed money. Yeah, I don't care what kind of blood it is, where it came out of, what gash it came out of, it doesn't matter. One on your head or one on your crotch doesn't really matter Throw money at the girl who's paid to do this and it's not your wife And if your wife is working stay the fuck out. Yeah, you're gonna be upset too He was really rude with zero respect. He straight-up needs to go home and stay no never disrespect anyone

For never disrespect anyone for never disrespect anyone for one second dance what oh I the dance was one second I will never come back again read my review never disrespect friends or family never come here they will disrespect you enough with the word the words the word respect is in that fucking review like 12 times You does nothing about it are a crazy person with a giant ego That's all it is and when someone tells you you're not allowed to do something you get mad at it Even if they're a hundred percent right that's all you are You're the kitchen nightmares Amy's bacon company lady, that's who you are

That's exactly who you are With with your tits out yeah which would have been a more popular restaurant probably. Brian one star really bad nobody goes up to dance besides very very few all of the girls either sit there and do nothing in groups or they stay with the same guy for hours the other one who's paying the money probably seven thousand dollars and then they go to a hospital. Sit by Sniffer's row because she'll have to leave

at some point from that. She's not allowed to just do that all night. She has to go up on stage at some point. Yeah, I saw one girl legit stop dancing after 20 seconds and take her phone out and proceeded to play on her phone for her stage time. That's not great. I strongly recommend you take your money elsewhere.

Bianca, here we go, one star. I have never in my life written a review, but I have to write a review on this place. Here it is. Every experience she's ever had pales in comparison to the horrors of the one time she went to the strip club. I wish I could give this place no stars. Almost!

Almost Bianca. The management Scott, Vanessa, and especially Michael are the rudest, most disrespectful, most unprofessional people I've ever met in my life. Really? Wow, on top of that they're operating a strip club when they are not supposed to be. Why? What? No explanation on that. This is a wild accusation. Moving on.

And moving on. There are maybe five girls there at any given time and they are unattractive and can't dance. Not only are they ugly, they dance like shit too. We're not, hey guess what, we're not going for their dancing abilities. That's the thing. You could stand there doing the fucking Carlton. If your tits are out, we don't care. I have thrown so many singles at them.

You could do the Macarena, we don't give a shit. I've thrown singles at them because I feel bad that they're doing this and they can't do this. And they're not good at dancing. But their tits are out and that's awesome. We don't care. We're not there to, this isn't Star Search, we're not judging at dancing. But their tits are out and that's awesome. We don't care. No. We're not there to, this isn't Star Search, we're not judging your dancing ability.

We don't care. Yeah, this isn't America's Got Talent, this is America's Got Tits. That's it. If you wanna go to a strip club that's actually worth it, go to Wild Orchid. Okay. I think Bianca works at Wild Orchid, bro.

Wild Orchid owner. Yeah. Jeff One Star, this is about an Uber Lyft driver thing here. I think Bianca works at Wild Orchid. Wild Orchid owner. Yeah. Jeff, one star. This is about an Uber Lyft driver thing here. The Uber and Lyft drivers take a lot of customers there who I'm sure tip the girls. However, these girls don't tip their drivers and the servers when they go to the restaurants.

Which is so weird because when I was a server, there was a group of girls that used to come in the ladies It's from this this one strip club used to come in all the time. They've come in late They'd get a big table and they would tip the fuck out of me I mean they would stuff handfuls of cash in my shirt single literally It's a lot. It was a lot though the handfuls like I'd walk I didn't even know how they were just throwing money at me like I was a stripper so by the end of the table I was like pulling money out of like pockets and out of my shirt, and I was like they gave me a hundred dollars

This is fucking awesome. It's all singles. They're good tippers though Singles is so much fun. Oh feels great. Yeah They're like stuffing it in place yeah, not my pants, but It was fine. I was like 22. This is great Sure, keep paying me So I will make sure to talk I talked to every driver I know and make sure they avoid taking any more passengers there whenever possible By the way the dancers that I have taken there um

yuck. All caps. Ha ha ha. Sir, you saw them in the daylight. Yuck. Ha ha ha. That's fucking amazing. Nicole one star. Another female here.

One of the females stopped dancing out of nowhere and just pulled her phone out on stage and just sat there. There it is again. There it is again. It's a common move. Where the fuck are they putting their phone and just pulled her phone out on stage and just sat there. There it is again. There it is again. It's a common move. Where the fuck are they putting their phone when they come out? They have a lot of room for phone storage in most of these houses.

Zero pockets matter of fact. What are they doing? Where are they pulling that shit out of? Is she holding it under her titty? That's impressive. That's impressive. Or worse. That's some weight on your titty there if you can hold a phone under it.

The females here just sit around with their feet up and look doped up. They sit with the, so they are. That's another thing to know. They're on drugs. They sit with the same people for like an hour. I would recommend you take your money and time elsewhere. Disgusting place and desperate girls.

Well, the vast majority of the customers, same. We're not good people. No, especially if you're in Reno. You're in Reno. What do you want? Take any beautiful metropolis, their lowest rung of people, that's a king in Reno. That's fucking my god.

Imagine, OK, imagine you're a king in Reno. Fucking my god. Imagine, okay, imagine you're a dancer in Reno. Yeah. What's stopping you from going to Vegas besides they won't hire you there? You know what I'm saying? Besides your warrants. Yeah, maybe that. Maybe you got a court date up there

in Washeraw County or something, I'm not sure. Aneel, one star. It is the worst strip club in USA. In USA. Whole is the worst strip club in USA USA whole you a worst strip club in USA All five stars and good comments are from that club crew so fake if you respect yourself Go to another club. Well, if you go to a strip club at all, you don't respect yourself There's a lot of the word respect being tossed around at a fucking strip club. They really want a lot of respect to be thrown and put on them and I don't understand where you're getting that from.

There's never been a more give it and receive it place than a strip club. You have to be the most, whatever level of respect you're demanding, you better fucking dole it out times 10. Don't touch, be friendly, give money. They'll treat you nice money They'll treat you real nice. That's respect to them That's the only respect they want there at work when I'm at work. That's all I would want I'm every person working there make sure that you are Compensating them for that work whether it's the doorman or yeah

Girl who does the fucking tip thing? Then the bartender then then the stripper. Everybody that works there, figure out how to get in their pocket. You see how I am at restaurants. I'll throw the busboy at 20 bucks when he's walking by cleaning stuff. Be like, hey, oh, come here for a minute.

I'll just hit him up. And they always look like, oh my God, like, holy shit. Like you're doing a good thing. Changes their fucking day. A kid's probably making fucking $7 an hour. So you know your stakes nice Yeah Anybody you're supposed to water cups always full just you want all great

Photos that was he came over you take one sip and he'd be right there with the water box I gave $20. He was like it was the greatest night of his life. It's like holy shit. It was $20, bro You don't have to go of his life. It's like, holy shit, it was $20 bro. You don't have to go. Holy shit. Okay. Ryan one star. We'll end with these last couple here. Go to the wild orchid. They're much more accommodating and cover is better. This place is in a very sketchy part of town, you know, Reno, I guess it's a sketchy part of a nice part of Reno with just as questionable guests and girls. A few of them seem to have a secret handshake that they would perform of the same gentleman

after getting a big tip. Yeah, they probably, that guy tips big, yeah. Yeah, no, no, handshake. It's not a handshake, they have words. Yeah, they go, that motherfucker gave me $100. Yeah, go get on him. Must be a secret club handshake, right? No, you're a paranoid lunatic

John one star. I love how this person uses their name as John Smith. I'm sure that's their real name, too May as well just gone with John Doe here had water thrown on me Oh, buddy got slapped in the face by one of the strippers management refused to do anything Yeah, you probably touch them something two are a fucking nightmare together. Don't go to strip clubs you fucking assholes. Not at all and then the last two are very short. One Star lost my wallet here and I'm pretty sure a dancer picked it up. Yeah, he didn't lose it.

It was stolen. It was stolen. And then Sarah, One Star, local guide, all the reviews. All I have to say is dot dot dot yuck. Way too expensive to see some nasties. Jesus Christ, brutal, nasties. Hot chicks have their lives together. They don't have to dance for money.

The girls that dance for money have problems. Take care of them. A lot of them, yes. Yes. They have problems and they're sharing those problems with you for your enjoyment. So you should probably be nice to them. She has such nice problems that they come out of her shirt sometimes. And her pants, depending on whether alcohol is served there or not.

It depends on the state, right? It depends on the state, right? Depends on the license situation. Ha ha ha. All right, so next week we're gonna head to a Texas scuba diving school. Okay. And a fancy steakhouse, so two totally different things there.

Can't wait for that. Hope you've enjoyed the opulence of the castle, the pure mothballery of the goodwill, and then lying to your wife that you were drugged instead of that you spent $7,000 on a strip club. But well done tipping the weights down, sir. You've done a fine job. You did a great job. So there you go.

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