Arnie Niekamp fell through a dimensional portal behind a Burger King into the fantastical land of Foon. He's still getting a slight wifi signal, so he uploads a weekly podcast from the tavern the Vermilion Minotaur where he interviews wizards, monsters and adventurers. It's a major discovery!
494 episodes transcribedA visit to the Great Halls of Terr'akkas leads to a reunion with the mysterious (and mysteriously changed) Scholar.CreditsArnie: Arnie Niekam...
Borghilde the Fortune Teller returns and she's really into grilled cheese now.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampUsidore: Matt YoungChunt: Adal Rifai...
Winthrop McRottibotti is here to collect any dead bodies and see what they have in their pockets.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampUsidore: Matt You...
Duncan Potatogrease wants to play a tavern game to see who's better at being absolutely rocked in the face by magic.CreditsArnie: Arnie Nieka...
Popular influencer knight Sir Diggity visits with his mystical talking sword.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampUsidore: Matt YoungChunt: Adal RifaiS...
A princess has been ordered to work at the tavern, but she doesn't like it. And she has strong feelings about Usidore.CreditsArnie: Arnie Nie...
Porvis and Dump are carriage drivers who stumbled upon the largest pile of magic items anyone has ever seen.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampUsidor...
Tabitha Parsley is on the run for trying to help women with vegetables.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampUsidore: Matt YoungChunt: Adal RifaiTabitha...
Rob Centaurnino and Flower update us on Foon's hottest reality competition: Centaur House. CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampUsidore: Matt YoungChun...
Things have been rough for Fluff the Squirrel who claims to be very cool and popular.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampUsidore: Matt YoungChunt: Ada...
Hildy the ancient turtle is a secret spy in the Animal War!CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiMark the Bartender: Matt YoungHildy Sh...
Dartholomew the Boy King is back and he’s training to be a boy wizard…king.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampUsidore: Matt YoungChunt: Adal RifaiDar...
Got some bones you don’t need? Well, the Bone Mage has an offer for you.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampUsidore: Matt YoungChunt: Adal RifaiBone M...
Enjoy this unlocked bonus episode from our Patreon! Chunt is the Game Master for Offices and Bosses: Roll Call. Three freshmen played by Arni...
Garli, a young giant woman, is waiting in the tavern for a date that may or may not show up.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampUsidore: Matt YoungChu...
Mel Mole and Mort Sauce, the Mole Warriors, are ready to fight in the Animal War.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampUsidore: Matt YoungChunt: Adal Ri...
A tiny forest fairy is tired of being so magical.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampUsidore: Matt YoungChunt: Adal RifaiEfferline Effervescence: Kate...
Dagobert the Paladin used to be a princess but now she fights for her goddess.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampUsidore: Matt YoungChunt: Adal Rifai...
A giant tiger with a country music singing career stops by.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampUsidore: Matt YoungChunt: Adal RifaiReba McEntiger: Ste...
Valencia Montagoo comes from a long line of finders and is going to help find the missing tavern.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampUsidore: Matt You...
