Judge John Hodgman

John Hodgman's Today in the Past podcast is now The Judge John Hodgman Podcast. Have your pressing issues decided by Famous Minor Television Personality John Hodgman, Certified Judge. If you'd like John Hodgman to solve your pressing issue, simply email it, along with your phone number, to hodgman@maximumfun.org. THAT IS ALL.

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You Can't Stop Justice

Episode Date: January 13, 2021

It's our 500th episode! Judge Hodgman and Bailiff Jesse discuss skipping TV intros, accidentally finding jewelry, an appeal about distaste for fruit,...

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Maine's Holiday Boy

Episode Date: January 6, 2021

Happy New Year! The rollicking times continue as we kick off the year with a docket clearing. Scattergories, dishwashing drain gunk, listening to podc...

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A Rollicking Docket

Episode Date: December 30, 2020

It's the end of the year and we are clearing the docket! Fruit, fake accents, popcorn popping techniques, eating soup from the can, a clicky keyboard...

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Taking This Week Off!

Episode Date: December 23, 2020

We are taking the week off! If you want to get into the holiday mood with some JUSTICE, we have a huge archive of holiday-related episodes for your en...

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Grocery Store Quilts

Episode Date: December 16, 2020

There's more on the docket that needs to be cleared! Tucking in blankets whilst bedmaking, ice cream sandwich bread, Game of Thrones series finale tho...

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A Gallon of Scallops

Episode Date: December 9, 2020

Judge Hodgman and Bailiff Jesse clear the docket! Pet parents, "cheersing," tonic water, and the answer to the age old question, "Is butt leg?" Plus a...

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Jean's Heat Lamp Terrarium

Episode Date: December 2, 2020

The winter solstice is approaching and it's getting cold! We have a docket full of holiday and wintery disputes to clear. Luckily, we have guest Jean...

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Cat-or-Dogical Imperative

Episode Date: November 25, 2020

Alan files suit against his wife, Elaine. Alan thinks their cat, Muffin, needs a companion. He’d like to get another cat. Elaine, however, would prefe...

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Mr. Clicky Keys

Episode Date: November 18, 2020

This week, we're clearing the docket! Judge Hodgman and Bailiff Jesse discuss eating leftovers for lunch, picking up baby items with one's toes, cast...

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The Gentleman Leaf Thief

Episode Date: November 11, 2020

This week we have Friends of the Court Chuck Bryant and Josh Clark in chambers to help clear the docket! They talk about distances, leaf collecting, c...

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Die Flederhaus

Episode Date: November 4, 2020

CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains an extremely brief mention of SARS and respiratory disease from 17:40-18:32.This week we are revisiting a court...

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An Ampersand-Lopez Goof Party

Episode Date: October 28, 2020

It's time to clear the docket! Songwriters Kristen Anderson-Lopez and Robert Lopez (FROZEN, COCO)  help with an important FROZEN 2 related dispute! Th...

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Mr. Commode's Wild Ride

Episode Date: October 21, 2020

Lauren files suit against her mother, Cheri. When Cheri dies, she says she would like her ashes flushed down a toilet at Disney World, so her remains...

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The Doctorow Doctrine

Episode Date: October 14, 2020

Cory Doctorow joins Judge Hodgman and Bailiff Jesse as they clear the docket! They discuss splitting the internet bill, operating system updates, paja...

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Brush with the Law

Episode Date: October 7, 2020

Sheila files suit against her sister, Elyse. Sheila would like to paint the shed at their parents house. But Elyse doesn’t like the color scheme that...

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Tippecanoe and Zelda Too

Episode Date: September 30, 2020

Time to clear the docket! Judge Hodgman and Bailiff Jesse discuss buttered popcorn Jelly Bellys, kayaking with dogs, Bob Marley lyrics, Zelda, leaving...

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Here's the Story

Episode Date: September 9, 2020

Judge John Hodgman and Bailiff Jesse Thorn are clearing the docket this week! They talk about pizza slices, coffee shop etiquette, asking about obviou...

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Cobb Salad With Alan Ruck

Episode Date: September 2, 2020

It's time to clear the docket! This week, Helen Zaltzman (The Allusionist, Veronica Mars Investigations) joins Judge Hodgman and Bailiff Jesse to disc...