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Jake and Amir host a constantly changing show that re-invents itself multiple times per episode. Each segment brings a completely new topic for Jake and Amir to discuss, dissect, and explore.

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509: Alarm Clock

Episode Date: October 11, 2021

In this episode we discuss new slang, bad cats, and Headgum Live! October 22 and 23 at Gramercy Theatre in NYC.See omnystudio.com/listener fo...

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506: Toilet Porn

Episode Date: September 20, 2021

In this episode we discuss picky eaters, soft robes, and Jake's new office. Check out our sponsor MyBookie. See omnystudio.com/listener for p...

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Testing Testing: Vocabulary

Episode Date: September 16, 2021

On this week's Bonus Thursday "Testing Testing," we discover how Jake would have done on his SAT's if he took them again today. See omnystudi...

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505: Bad Haircut

Episode Date: September 13, 2021

In this episode we discuss teaching math, housewarming gifts, and Amir's trip to New York City. Check out our sponsor MyBookieSee omnystudio....

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503: The Greatest Height

Episode Date: August 30, 2021

In this episode we discuss dating apps, Dorito commercials, and White Lotus.Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm .See Privacy...

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502: Worst Pizza Ever

Episode Date: August 23, 2021

In this episode we discuss saving cash, spending cash, and becoming Seattle Kraken fans.Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm ....

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Testing Testing: USA

Episode Date: August 19, 2021

Back on a Thursday and testing Jake's knowledge about his home country. Be careful, you may just learn a thing or two.Advertise on If I...

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501: Ya Boy!

Episode Date: August 16, 2021

Ya boys are back! In this episode we discuss broken vases, stolen mail, and your ex's sex's.Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm.Se...

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500: Memory Lane

Episode Date: August 9, 2021

In this episode we discuss some old bits, some new questions, and reminisce about the origin of this show. Thanks to all our Day 1's, Day 500...

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499: Olympics

Episode Date: August 2, 2021

In this episode we discuss telling the truth, keeping in touch with an ex, and celebrating life's little victories.Advertise on If I Wer...

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Testing Testing: Porn

Episode Date: July 29, 2021

Back for another "Testing Testing" Thursday and Amir is administrating the hottest quiz of all. How well does Jake know his pornography? Let'...