Free advice from three of the world's most qualified, most related experts: Justin, Travis and Griffin McElroy. For one-half to three-quarters of an hour every Monday, we tell people how to live their lives, because we're obviously doing such a great job of it so far.
775 episodes transcribedIt's everyone's favorite badass podcast featuring Arkansas Spike, Potato Dog, and The Wizard of Bikes. We've got all the cool news about Walton Goggin...
We’re here to give you that kick you need to roll out of bed and grab a steaming box of hot wet egg. But if a kick doesn’t work, maybe some spicy stol...
Grab your hat, we're off to the races for a six-day-long horse-stravaganza! This time, we give even BETTER advice on sneaky juggling, goose attacks, a...
Happy Easter – we’re pretty sure that’s canon! This year we’re celebrating with very specific spy training, celebrity-loaded sauce launch parties, and...
Live from Raleigh, NC, we've got all sorts of stories you have never heard before, and maybe some that are a little bit more than what you wanted. Com...
We’re diving into some deep scientific thoughts this week, asking and answering the really important questions. Like is a small wolf just a dog? How m...
We’re dominating LIVE from the Dominion Energy Center in Raleigh, NC. The audience is honking to win Travis’s money while we answer needling questions...
Even though the three of us are openly displaying the inevitable crawl towards the grave with our greying hair and our outdated references, we are sti...
We're coming at you fresh from Terry Gross's Pledge Academy with some new jokes and some new tricks. We've got more haunted things, more expertise on...
Come spend a whole hour alone with us and our many birds. They've started getting rather creative with cuss words and talk about how they bedangled th...
Griffin has returned from the high seas just in time for us to take a question we’re actually qualified to answer. Along the way we rediscover the rul...
We’re celebrating our most gruntable season yet by crafting cool sentences with all the sounds. Wanna know how to join the Donut Club, or Phil’s Inner...
Vroom, vroom! We're staying Faster Than Fear with the first Thunder Drive show straight from Tampa! Things get wet and beachy in Florida as we dole ou...
We may not be the best at spelling, except for Griffin who once won a McFlurry with his spelling skills. But you know what we are good at? Funny sex n...
By the time you hear this, everyone will already know what all the cool new commercials at the Big Game were, but we have to make our own predictions....
Griffin is gonna be so embarrassed that he isn’t as rock-hard for the alien flying man as the rest of us. He’s hype as hell about Fourth Grade Fight C...
This is your pilot speaking, if you look out the left side of the podcast, you will find a needy virtual pet. If you look out the right side, there ar...
Strong Morning, listeners! We’re speeding along with Sonic’s dad to give you the best advice about haircuts, signature pizza, and personal investigati...
We think it was pretty obvious that our growling stomachs had an outsized impact on the decision last week, so we’re continuing the year naming discus...
It’s the longest episode ever (so far) and we’re determined to play with the format, and push the year naming further than ever before. Get ready to l...
