A comedy podcast featuring dramatic readings of one-star reviews written by real people with not-so-real problems. Hosted by Xandy and Christine Schiefer. Produced by the Forever Dog Podcast Network.
354 episodes transcribedOalf is a bad role model. Check out our merch! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/...
Christine found another forum to explore, which means Xandy is one step closer to quitting the podcast... Check out our merch! https://store.dftba.com...
Picture if you will a podcast, where, believe it or not, they discuss big honkers. Check out our merch! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-...
We're here for more bible analysis. With maybe a review or two sprinkled in... Check out our merch! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sand...
The footnote to Christine's life is her pending patent for a new form of animated candy dispenser. Check out our merch! https://store.dftba.com/collec...
Don't be so naive... Check out our merch! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beach...
Beans be bussin Check out our merch! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosa...
Listen to this episode to for tips on how to keep Joe Biden away from your hard case luggage! Check out our merch! https://store.dftba.com/collections...
We finally find reviews where people are upset they didn't get verbally abused. What is this podcast coming to? Check out our merch! https://store.dft...
Isn't it strange how when you're in Anchorage, AK things aren't quite the same as they are in New York, NY? Ugh better write a one-star review about i...
Just a couple of siblings who've been gathering filth since the 90s. If anyone asks, we came up with that. Check out our new merch! https://store.dftb...
If you feel like a gay royal on a pride float, this episode is for you! If you like raisins, this episode is not for you! Check out our new merch! htt...
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How will I tell my children that these podcasters were not cats? Check out our new merch! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-to...
Wow, we finally did it y'all. We proved that evolution isn't real and Darwin is a false prophet. Time to praise the Oklahoma Peanut Princess instead!...
Christine is pregnant!!!! But more importantly, Alex is on Tinder. Check out our new merch! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-...
Xylophone A N D Y Check out our new poster! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/be...
In our humble but honorable opinions, it's about time ski resorts start serving nachos. PERIDOT. Check out our new poster! https://store.dftba.com/col...
Interested in Jared Leto and Marky Mark's nipples? This is the episode for you! Oh wait, wrong type of pasties... Check out our new poster! https://st...
Not sure if Christine's casket story is something I need to talk to the police about or not... Please advise. Check out our new poster! https://store....
