A comedy podcast featuring dramatic readings of one-star reviews written by real people with not-so-real problems. Hosted by Xandy and Christine Schiefer. Produced by the Forever Dog Podcast Network.
354 episodes transcribedIn this chaotic episode, we discover that corpses do not be Gucci... Tour Tickets: beachtoosandy.com/tour Xandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Xtin...
Rollin' down the street, smokin' indo, sippin' on Hennessy and sunscreen. Xandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/s...
We also talk about Hooters' best selling items! *checks notes* Uh milk and baked beans... Check out our Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandy Support...
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We hope this episode makes you giggle galore until you can't breathe. Check out the mascot photos on Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandy Support us...
The biggest paradox is that two people who don't know what they're talking about... talk for a living. Did we finally use that word right? Support us...
See pics of some of these ridiculous products on our Instagram! instagram.com/beachtoosandy Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy! Get yo...
While you're out shopping for Bitch Too Sandy perfume, be sure to pick up Christine's latest book: Costumer Service 101! Support us on Patreon at patr...
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BITCH TOO SANDY... coming soon to a department store near you! Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy! Get your Warning: Contains Sexy Stu...
Come down to the Lizard Hole! Tonight's entertainment is Christine singing and Xandy playing game show host again... Support us on Patreon at patreon....
If you want a full version of 'Toes in the Sand,' let us know and we'll give you recommendations for therapists. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/...
Throw on your airbrushed lederhosen, because we're going tubbing! Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy! Get your Warning: Contains Sexy...
You know what they say... Whatever can't kill you is a terrible product. For more bonus content, check out our Patreon: patreon.com/beachtoosandy! Che...
What is a lighthouse if not a house with a light on it? Check out Xandy's TikTok lighthouse adventures: https://tiktok.com/@xandyschiefer Get your War...
You can tell we're handling the holidays well when we're wishing you a Happy New Year over a week early... Check out Xandy's TikTok lighthouse adventu...
Gather round as we try to figure out the true meaning behind Mensch on the Bench. Check out Xandy's TikTok lighthouse adventures: https://tiktok.com/@...
Want to join the sisterhood of the traveling poopy pants? Listen to the episode to find out how! Check out our Instagram for holiday pine cone ideas:...
Ding dong! Check out our Instagram to see how our Christmas Tree shopping went: instagram.com/beachtoosandy Get your Warning: Contains Sexy Stuff merc...
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