A comedy podcast featuring dramatic readings of one-star reviews written by real people with not-so-real problems. Hosted by Xandy and Christine Schiefer. Produced by the Forever Dog Podcast Network.
354 episodes transcribedEnjoy this game show style episode that has all the brown fixins you can ask for! Get your Warning: Contains Sexy Stuff merch here: https://store.dftb...
This week, Xandy talks about his biggest shame while Christine judges as if she's never catfished anyone before... Get your Warning: Contains Sexy Stu...
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Please give us some chili peppers, it'd make us so happie! Get your Warning: Contains Sexy Stuff merch here: https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach...
If you look up in the night sky, you just may see the siblings Schiefer flying by. Get your Warning: Contains Sexy Stuff merch here: https://store.dft...
Between talks of foreplay and vacuums, this episode really sucks. Check out our merch! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-w...
Lovely Clown Xandy coming to a party near you! Get your Warning: Contains Sexy Stuff merch here: https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-w...
Christine is one step closer to her final form: White Mist. Get your Warning: Contains Sexy Stuff merch here: https://store.dftba.com/collections/beac...
Christine finally admits she wouldn't fly to Maine to teach a child about the birds and the bees. Get your Warning: Contains Sexy Stuff merch here: ht...
While Xandy was busy browsing our subreddit, Christine went down a rabbit hole of misery. Enjoy! Get your Warning: Contains Sexy Stuff merch here: htt...
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Someone PLEASE erect a statue of Xandy... Get your Warning: Contains Sexy Stuff merch here: https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-...
We apologize for the bummer parade we're about to take you on... Get your Warning: Contains Sexy Stuff merch here: https://store.dftba.com/collections...
This week we learn that Christine and Xandy should never be in a cockpit together. Get your Warning: Contains Sexy Stuff merch here: https://store.dft...
You've been asking for it, and it's here! Get your Warning: Contains Sexy Stuff merch here: https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-...
The devil smiles as another bonus episode is released. Check out our merch! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet Support...
Toasty please hit Xandy up. He won't stop talking about you. Check out our merch! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet Su...
If enough people sign up for our Patreon, maybe we can afford to commission a new vein on Blucifer's penis. Check out our merch! https://store.dftba.c...
Fingers crossed no one finds out we, just like Barry on Storage Wars, get paid for what we do... Check out our merch! https://store.dftba.com/collecti...
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