Arnie Niekamp fell through a dimensional portal behind a Burger King into the fantastical land of Foon. He's still getting a slight wifi signal, so he uploads a weekly podcast from the tavern the Vermilion Minotaur where he interviews wizards, monsters and adventurers. It's a major discovery!
494 episodes transcribedThe mystery of D'athaniel Quen'yarvin's imprisonment finally come to light.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampUsidore: Matt YoungChunt: Adal RifaiD'a...
Stan is a tiny elephant that claims to be Foon's greatest assassin.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampUsidore: Matt YoungChunt: Adal RifaiStan Pede:...
Casino-owner Five Finger Scoop Poopy visits the tavern after Arnie saves him from vampires.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampUsidore: Matt YoungChun...
A very chipper talking apple is almost eaten by Usidore.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampUsidore: Matt YoungChunt: Adal RifaiCorey the Upple: Alex...
In the upcoming stretch-goal miniseries on Patreon, the boys play a superhero-themed RPG where they are the lowest low-level criminals.You ca...
In this bonus Patreon episode, Chunt meets Foon's preeminent "mental health" professional, Dr. Pigman Fraud and a giant spider.You can suppor...
Flower and Claudia the Witch join in on a holiday celebration of throwing a bunch of terrible gifts on a pile.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampUsid...
Either we find and save Otok this episode, or Usidore dies for real. Those are the stakes.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampUsidore: Matt YoungChunt...
While traveling on their quest to save Otok before the end of Chrismust, Arnie, Chunt and Usidore spend a night in the forest.CreditsArnie: A...
Traveling storysinger Spiralina Jazzhands has been working on some new material. Also, we're kicking off the Winter Solstice season with Chri...
Enjoy this unlocked bonus episode from our Patreon! In this episode, Arnie introduces Chunt and Usidore to one of Earth's greatest comic stri...
A lovely fox gives Chunt a mysterious box with a voice inside.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampUsidore: Matt YoungChunt: Adal RifaiGene: Hrishikesh...
A lowly talking shoe may be a cursed prince from the future.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampUsidore: Matt YoungChunt: Adal RifaiPrince Elizabeth S...
Two married crabs stop by to sell sea water.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampUsidore: Matt YoungChunt: Adal RifaiLaQuinta: Naomi EkperiginQuantas:...
A haunted house and the winner of the Lil' Miss Demon pageant stop by the Chunt for Red October blood drive for vampires. (Recorded live at t...
Caball'on Valentin, the talking tree, visits the tavern to bestow some special gifts.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampUsidore: Matt YoungChunt: Ada...
Arnor the Warrior returns to finally fight Arnie to the death.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampUsidore: Matt YoungChunt: Adal RifaiArnor: Blaine Sw...
Ahag's mysterious tattoos may hold the secret to whether she's secretly lost royalty.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampUsidore: Matt YoungChunt: Ada...
Crone Bakeress (or is she Braidwynn?) stops in to sell some things.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampUsidore: Matt YoungChunt: Adal RifaiCrone Baker...
An abandoned goblin town is discovered.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampUsidore: Matt YoungChunt: Adal RifaiMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig: Ryan...
