Three Bean Salad

A podcast from comedians Mike Wozniak, Henry Paker and Benjamin Partridge. Each week the three beans tackle a different theme, suggested by the listening audience.

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The Beach

Episode Date: March 27, 2024

Matt from Newcastle gets the beans chatting about the beach this week. Sure they cover the hits (your shingle, your windbreaks, your snorkels and so o...

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Tough Guys

Episode Date: March 20, 2024

This weeks topic is tough guys and that’s thanks to Joe from Bremen in the Cotswolds who clearly understands what this podcast is actually about. Natu...

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Ghosts

Episode Date: March 13, 2024

Isaac of Bremen recommends the beans set banter to spooky and discuss ghosts this week. As you’d imagine they put what has long been a contentious sub...

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Stonehenge

Episode Date: March 6, 2024

Did the druidic architecture firm that designed Stonehenge make their pitch with a scale model made of beans? Were the stones moved halfway across Bri...

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Circus

Episode Date: January 24, 2024

For the last episode of the season place your head in the jaws of podcasting and let its lukewarm slobber cascade into your ears because the theme, wi...

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James Bond

Episode Date: January 17, 2024

“Frankly, 007, I don’t give a damn!” That’s right, this week’s topic, courtesy of Diogo of Lisbon, is James Bond. We’ve all seen the movies, sure. But...

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Castles

Episode Date: January 10, 2024

Holly of Portsmouth blesses the beans with the ancient chat topic of castles for this week’s episode. They get close harmony groups and genetically en...

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Architecture

Episode Date: January 3, 2024

Ali requests that the Beans explore the topic of architecture and they do their best to take the roof off, knock through the kitchen and dining room t...

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Fairytales

Episode Date: December 27, 2023

Emma has the beans discuss fairy tales for the last episode of 2023. It’s nasty business on the whole as anyone who has actually read an original fair...

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Cruises

Episode Date: December 20, 2023

It’s only a matter of time before the beans’ merch empire knocks the competition into a cocked hat with the launch of Beantopia: Three Bean Salad’s ve...

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Disguises

Episode Date: December 13, 2023

Hats off to Ross of Vancouver and then immediately put a different hat on along with a rubber nose and a set of matching eyebrow wigs because Ross has...

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Assassinations

Episode Date: December 6, 2023

The beans are back! A bumper episode to kick off the new series. Lots to cover. And Samuel steers the beans towards the topic of assassinations which...

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Non-episode-isode-isode

Episode Date: November 1, 2023

No normal episode of Three Bean Salad this week (we're away until December).Join our PATREON at patreon.com/threebeansalad for bonus episodes.

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Surfin'

Episode Date: October 25, 2023

To round off series whatever it is Isabella feeds surfin' into the bean machine in the hope of crystal clear, effluent-free lukewarm banter. Will the...

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The Trojan War

Episode Date: October 18, 2023

Definitely a cursed episode this one. No one’s fault. Worth knowing going in though. If you’re brave enough to take the plunge you’ll discover that Ro...

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The Higgs Boson/Particles

Episode Date: October 11, 2023

Muriel from Illinois has the beans discuss The Higgs Boson/Particles this week. Listeners might be concerned the beans are entering knowledge-gap terr...

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Elvis

Episode Date: September 27, 2023

It’s widely accepted that if Elvis Presley were alive today he would have made a really decent podcaster. Where better then to discuss his life and le...

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Orange

Episode Date: September 20, 2023

The topic of orange is wmg’s gift to the beans this week and you can bet your bottom dollar the beans don’t just squeeze every last drop of chat juice...