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Three Bean Salad

A podcast from comedians Mike Wozniak, Henry Paker and Benjamin Partridge. Each week the three beans tackle a different theme, suggested by the listening audience.

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Pencils

Episode Date: September 13, 2023

Popo (THE Popo?????) decides the beans ought to discuss pencils this week. Henry manages to crowbar in Andie MacDowell (surprise, surprise), congressi...

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Beer

Episode Date: September 6, 2023

The beans are back and Sean of Exeter has given them the topic of beer, the cheeky old rascal!!!!! As luck would have it the beans just so happen to k...

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Oats

Episode Date: July 26, 2023

It’s the last episode of the season so thank goodness Gavin (of Bremen most likely) furnished the beans with the humdinger zeitgiest chat-nip topic th...

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Urban Legends

Episode Date: July 18, 2023

The beans have to get to grips with urban legends this week thanks to Tabby from Edinburgh. But before that Henry tells an anecdote so long that it be...

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Whales

Episode Date: July 12, 2023

Ben from Cardiff (WE KNOW RIGHT???!!!) submits the topic of whales and the Beans waste no time getting into some radical new theories of aquatic taxon...

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Cults

Episode Date: July 5, 2023

Megan from Bremen sends beans a-yappin’ about cults this week. It proves to be an episode packed with jaw-dropping revelations, not least of which is...

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Time Travel

Episode Date: June 28, 2023

How did scientists explain theories of time travel to laypeople before the invention of paper napkins? This is just one of the many questions surround...

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Volcanoes

Episode Date: June 21, 2023

It takes every ounce of the beans’ strength to keep the banter lukewarm this week as they take on Phil of Baltimore’s inherently hot topic of volcanoe...

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Tea

Episode Date: June 14, 2023

To Ben’s horror, the theme this week, thanks to Dedan-Jah Jonker the rheumatic Dutchman, is his bête noire: tea. To make things worse for poor, sweet,...

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Fire

Episode Date: June 7, 2023

Hazel of Bremen throws lukewarm caution to the wind and has the beans discuss FIRE! Some sage words on friendship (and eyebrow) management are include...

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The Essence Of Fear

Episode Date: April 26, 2023

Without a care in the world, Zachary of Bremen tosses the spine-chilling topic of “The Essence of Fear” into the bean machine quiver and expects the b...

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Teachers

Episode Date: April 19, 2023

This week the Bean Machine, having been pre-loaded by Luke (of Bremen?), spits out the topic of teachers. It’s time for the beans to think about how m...

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Dentists

Episode Date: April 12, 2023

This week’s topic comes from none other than Phillip Kerrigan of Kerrigan’s mustard. His choice: dentists. It’s a thorny one, sure, but that doesn’t p...

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TV Crime Shows

Episode Date: April 5, 2023

Neil (presumably of Bremen) offers up the topic of TV crime shows. At least one of the beans is like a pig in the proverbial with such a fearsomely st...

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Pirates

Episode Date: March 22, 2023

Sarah of Bremen pressgangs the beans into chatting all things pirates this week. With a fair wind at the stern they sail through the alphabet and the...

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Ice Cream

Episode Date: March 15, 2023

Gemma in Bromley has the beans wrap their chops around ice-cream this week and by gum are the beans happy about it. This may be the most on-topic epis...

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The Arctic

Episode Date: March 8, 2023

This week your old friend Neil (of Bremen) sends the bean chat to the magisterial tundra of the Arctic. Nozzles, aisle seats and the future of powder...

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Zeppelins

Episode Date: March 1, 2023

Michael of Bremen gets the chat ball rolling in this brand new series by suggesting this week’s topic of zeppelins. Mechanised frogs, hamperisation an...