Three Bean Salad

A podcast from comedians Mike Wozniak, Henry Paker and Benjamin Partridge. Each week the three beans tackle a different theme, suggested by the listening audience.

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Guy Fawkes

Episode Date: January 15, 2025

We will never know if Guy Fawkes’ grim end would have changed had his barrister not gone for the “He only wanted to make the Houses of Parliament luke...

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Peter Pan

Episode Date: January 8, 2025

A bean sharp scalpel is applied to a literary classic this week as Robin from Weymouth suggests the topic of Peter Pan. Could we have had Darth Vader...

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The Railway

Episode Date: January 1, 2025

The railway is this week’s topic thanks to Nick of Kent (which for our international listeners is “The Garden of England” according to Kent. It is als...

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Ratmas

Episode Date: December 29, 2024

To date the indisputable peak of human scientific endeavour has been managing to hide a bonus track on a CD. The natural next summit is to hide a bonu...

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Hippos

Episode Date: December 25, 2024

Tis the Yule and Jacob from Manchester very cannily suggests hippos as this week’s topic. In Aesop’s fable, the hippo is humiliated by being left out...

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Monuments

Episode Date: December 18, 2024

Annie of Cork City reckons it’s high time the beans talked monuments and who could argue with that? Tune in for a lukewarm take on this zeitgeistiest...

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Interior Design

Episode Date: December 11, 2024

Most of us can only dream of the splendour of the internal spaces occupied by London’s elite. A lucky few might have a neighbour who’s made it big on...

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The Netherlands

Episode Date: December 4, 2024

Steven of Utrecht gets the beans wagging them tongues about the Netherlands to kick the new season off. And why the bloody hell not? After all the bea...

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Un-episode-isode

Episode Date: November 6, 2024

No normal episode of Three Bean Salad this week (we're away until December).Join our PATREON for ad-free episodes and a monthly bonus episode: www.pat...

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Budget Airlines

Episode Date: October 23, 2024

Put your seat back into the reclining position (but only if you have the express consent of the person behind you who has also ideally reclined their...

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Sharks

Episode Date: October 16, 2024

Dan from Bremen chooses sharks for this week’s topic as well he might. After all, just as the shark is a perfectly evolved apex predator, so is the be...

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The Pyramids

Episode Date: October 9, 2024

True to form, Tutankhamun from the Nile Delta has selected the pyramids as this week’s topic. Were these structures named after the shape or was it th...

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Adverts

Episode Date: October 2, 2024

Adverts: lifeblood of the nation, engine of the economy, coal of the mind. What could be more splendid then than a podcast episode which already conta...

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Pasta

Episode Date: September 25, 2024

It’s drive time on Bean FM and this week the lukewarm hits are in the key of “pasta” thanks to Matt of Bremen! We’ve got all the latest celebrity goss...

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Mushrooms

Episode Date: September 18, 2024

The beans doff their caps (FUNGUS PUN!) to Adam of Bremington Spa for providing this weeks topic: mushrooms. What (or who???) are mushrooms? And why?...

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Jazz

Episode Date: September 11, 2024

Looking for a clear explanation of the syncopated contrapuntal elaboration of static half-diminished harmony tritone substitution turnaround? Then loo...

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Vampires

Episode Date: September 4, 2024

Play this episode directly in front of a mirror and no reflection of it shall ye see because this episode, the first of season fourteen, is all about...