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Three Bean Salad

A podcast from comedians Mike Wozniak, Henry Paker and Benjamin Partridge. Each week the three beans tackle a different theme, suggested by the listening audience.

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Adverts

Episode Date: October 2, 2024

Adverts: lifeblood of the nation, engine of the economy, coal of the mind. What could be more splendid then than a podcast episode which already conta...

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Pasta

Episode Date: September 25, 2024

It’s drive time on Bean FM and this week the lukewarm hits are in the key of “pasta” thanks to Matt of Bremen! We’ve got all the latest celebrity goss...

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Mushrooms

Episode Date: September 18, 2024

The beans doff their caps (FUNGUS PUN!) to Adam of Bremington Spa for providing this weeks topic: mushrooms. What (or who???) are mushrooms? And why?...

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Jazz

Episode Date: September 11, 2024

Looking for a clear explanation of the syncopated contrapuntal elaboration of static half-diminished harmony tritone substitution turnaround? Then loo...

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Vampires

Episode Date: September 4, 2024

Play this episode directly in front of a mirror and no reflection of it shall ye see because this episode, the first of season fourteen, is all about...

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Archaeology

Episode Date: July 24, 2024

This week the beans are scraping away the topsoil of knowledge and softly brushing away the woodlice of friendship to reveal a hoard of lukewarm bante...

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Boats

Episode Date: July 17, 2024

"Why is that Wikipedia doesn’t bother having any pages about aquatic craft these days?”, you might ask if you’d had your head stuck in a honey badger’...

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Haircuts

Episode Date: July 10, 2024

Rebecca from (The?) Wirral selects haircuts as this week’s topic for the beans. Presumably this was a cynical attempt to silence Henry for an episode...

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My Hot Air Balloon Ride

Episode Date: July 3, 2024

This week, Bonjamin Partridge centralises power, unilaterally suppresses any viable opposition and brings all bean media under executive control. “Big...

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Feudalism

Episode Date: June 26, 2024

Is it true what they don’t say that the world is on the brink of sliding back into a system of feudalism? If so where will you be in the pecking order...

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Gameshows

Episode Date: June 19, 2024

Allison of Penistone has the beans talk about gameshows this week and by gum they don’t disappoint. Or do they? Why not play the ultimate game of chan...

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Libraries

Episode Date: June 12, 2024

It is said that there as many books in the libraries of the world as there are atoms in a book (although not sure which book. Actually that doesn’t ma...

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Eggs

Episode Date: June 5, 2024

A brand new series kicks the talon of lukewarm banter through the paper-thin shell of rules before squawking truth bombs from the beak of freedom and...

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Farming

Episode Date: April 24, 2024

This week the beans doff their Harris Tweed flap caps to Chrissie of Bremen whose topic suggestion of farming has slipped out of the bean machine’s bi...

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Wine

Episode Date: April 17, 2024

The Industrial Revolution, the assassination of Julius Caesar, the debut performance of “Wang Dang Doodle” by Howlin’ Wolf, the wedding of Jérôme d'Am...

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Olives

Episode Date: April 10, 2024

Trigger warning for any misophonia sufferers this episode (although Henry probably weeded these people out long ago). Olives is this week’s topic with...

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Cloche Bleue

Episode Date: April 3, 2024

Cloche Bleue: noun 1) Term used to denote a blue bell or a cat named Bluebell by a French speaker or by members of London’s metropolitan elite 2) arch...