The least consequential news from around the world from the least informed minds in Australia. Andrew, Theo, Lucy and Ben bring you the week's stories that conveniently fit into one of their countless, concerningly specific segments. Keep up with the latest news from Nature Corner, Paging Dr. Lucy, Planely Speaking, Omens and Portents, The Hole Report and many, many more. • Find out more at https://www.boontavista.com • Subscribe for weekly bonus episodes at https://www.patreon.com/BoontaVista • Grab some merch at https://shop.boontavista.com
421 episodes transcribedLucy, Theo, and Ben bring you: An Iowan cryptid from the turn of the century, opportunities for sneezophiles, a bull exodus mostly addressed, a villag...
Behind the paywall this week: An extraordinarily at-length discussion about the beautiful people of the Sneeze Fetish Forums. That's the whole episode...
Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Remembering the Ladmo Bag, coming out as aphant, temporarily playing as a chilli bun, and bleeding out on your way to...
Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Getting shredded for 9/11, a very stinky endurance race, stealing the magic from Disney on Ice, and the Clippin...
Lucy, Theo and Andrew bring you: lateral thinking and technological innovation punished by Big Music, a case of mistaken organ identity, a trip down E...
Lucy, Theo and Andrew bring you: a ghostly request to prematurely intern a French hound, paying good money to hold a cow, a comedically dangerous sex...
Lucy, Theo and Andrew bring you: a mysterious shower of meat, a winning lottery ticket that may or may not belong to someone, illegally confiscated sn...
Theo, Lucy and Andrew bring you: an anti-woke display caught up in red tape, a thing that's like Alfred Hitchcock's The Birds if the birds were a lot...
Lucy, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Settling for a pasta bake software engineer sex party, the anti-authority medium of the rude Gen X t-shirt, and troub...
Lucy, Theo, Andrew and Ben bring you: Free jewellery with a confusing catch, meeting the strangers who are enjoying your pool, and a controversial Ohi...
Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Two animals kicking off the second act of their adventure film, the archetypal One Thing We Didn't Want To Happ...
Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A somewhat goofy tent in Pennsylvania, a look at the two biggest dangers of being a lineman, teens doing To Cat...
Our dear friend Tom Walker joins us to talk about: The high stakes world of competitive laser tag, the power of one voicemail recording to change the...
Lucy, Theo, and Ben bring you: A beautiful relationship betwixt woman and fish, one extremely disgruntled Dutch man, a follow-up on Jimmy the Hairdres...
Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Tommy the Skank going down for his love of deer, having $12,000 and your heart stolen by a beautiful androgynou...
Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Dozens of snakes saved, a time assassination thwarted, aggression removed, a wrench thrown, and a dentist-free altern...
It's our 350th episode! Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A contentious and mysterious hose, tragic nominative determinism, one easy trick to mak...
Lucy, Theo, and Ben bring you: An outbreak of organised golf cart crime in Ontario, the search for the heart of Utah, and the breakfast offerings of S...
It's an unlocked bonus episode for your listening pleasure! Theo and Ben return to the Theo Philes to give each other and you the stories of: Giving m...
Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A plague of rats that are bigger, smarter, and more entitled than ever before, and a friendship strong enough to over...
