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Episode Date: February 21, 2024Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Herman Miller chairs, putting your hand in a cactus, asshole update, tailbone cracking, chiropractic methods, want...
F**kface is shooting yourself in the foot for a laugh. Host Geoff Ramsey is joined every week by long time friend Gavin Free to talk with Andrew Panton, a guy with no social boundaries and too much time on his hands. Together they break down Andrew's endless exploits, their own stupid realizations, and confess to things they probably shouldn't. New episodes release Wednesdays at 2 AM Central.
271 episodes transcribedGeoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Herman Miller chairs, putting your hand in a cactus, asshole update, tailbone cracking, chiropractic methods, want...
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew start the episode off with some mellow check ins and talk about Andrew and Gavin’s Google Maps game, Does It Do? Sunglasses d...
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Payday 3, sending Gavin to the Owl City lab, measuring the brightness of 10 million fireflies, ear patterned baldn...
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about toothpaste hardness, shit in the shower, temperature change, worst movie posters, goat and cat eyes, streaming, tr...
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Arnold Schwarzenegger, Worms, Andrew’s old man routine, Turner Classic Movies, Ridiculousness, Citizen Kane, Hello...
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about how they spent their Christmas breaks, McNugget Buddies, testing grip strength, using dog medicine to make hands r...
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about how Andrew would carry out a murder, being a week into new buttholes, making a toupe out of ass hair, tug of war a...
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew wish you a Happy New Year and talk about asshole sweat, making Nick wear the monkey mask on this podcast, asshole updates, th...
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about the experience of finally getting their buttholes waxed, Geoff deciding to also get his balls waxed, the risk of g...
AN EGG round out the holidays with a walk down memory lane as they go through a Christmas catalog from 1998. Flip the pages with us and check out what...
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about almost accidentally opening a Melting Pot franchise, Stinky Dragon emails, looking around Google Earth, how scary...
Rockin around the F**kface tree this year is AN EGG as they pick their favorite holiday tunes. Is music the reason for the season? Is a snack draft im...
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Geoff’s wedding, Gavins best man speech, Andrew's impressions, Immortality, Nick’s dancing, tattoos, if Andrew is...
Just hear the sleigh bells jingling as ANEGG get together for a new draft, this time picking the greatest Xmas movies of all time. Is the number 1 pic...
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about the Lost island, Tony Soprano, who’s to blame for the lack of asshole waxing, the horse with a hole, the Musk and...
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Blink-182, recording the podcast from the bathtub, the chair email follow up, childhood bribery, turnip roots, cur...
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Poymel secretions, the impending anal waxing, exploding head syndrome, making a sleep soundtrack, spinoff podcasts...
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Andrew’s head size, being locked out, celsius to normal temperature, boat safety, dick shelves, the Sopranos game,...
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about the seasons of Andrew, the horrible SnowRunner update, watching cable, Stay Tuned!, childhood commercials, George...
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about killing Andrew with a towel, mini helmets, the Key West hypotheticals, the Justice League, Geoff’s many podcasts,...