Free advice from three of the world's most qualified, most related experts: Justin, Travis and Griffin McElroy. For one-half to three-quarters of an hour every Monday, we tell people how to live their lives, because we're obviously doing such a great job of it so far.
744 episodes transcribedWe recorded this early, but we desperately need an answer to a mystery. It’s been haunting us since the letter came in. PLEASE release us from this to...
Sometimes you need to put the bits on hold for a moment to do some inner digging and analyze your dreams. What does a sealion mean to you? No, not THA...
We know that our soothing voices are something that people sometimes fall asleep to, and we can’t help just how calming we are, but the point of this...
Fancy Takes Flight with the first leg of the 2022 live shows, from the Orpheum Theater in Minneapolis! Justin is fancy! Travis is fancy! The audience...
Vroom vroom, let’s get this race started! We’re coming down the track with Justin Trackelroy, Travis McElRoyce, and Grippin Roof Rackelroy. And uh, Dr...
We’re all set with some new comedy tools at our disposal. These are some real state-of-the-art specialty items that’ll help us jimmy office supplies,...
Get those miracles solidified! It’s the only way to ascend and gain acknowledgement and praise for those two-to-four miracles you performed. Good news...
We’re talking classic movies and TV today. Films about superheroes everyone has heard of, video game sequels starring YOU the audience, and of course...
We’d like to introduce our new (old?) middlest brother, Steve(n) Johnson. He’s super aloof, loves dangerous candy, and is the CEO.Suggested talking po...
This episode has some notes of oud wood and creed green Irish tweed. It’s a little bit chewy with some sulfur undertones, and it’s a bit dry on the pa...
This week we are standing in our truth, cursing in front of each other like the adults we are. But also for real, please don’t tell Timothy’s parents,...
This episode gave us some real STANDING energy. Sometimes you just gotta talk down to the mic to let it know who’s boss.Suggested talking points: The...
Hey so there’s some soundbites in here that you definitely shouldn’t be using out of context. It’s a really bad idea. We promise. No one wants to hear...
Y’all, we’re comin’ in hot with a brand-new seriously original movie pitch. Get this. It takes place in a galaxy far, far away. And the hero has a las...
Have we got a bodacious show for you, full of verisimilitude and similar ephemera. Don’t mind our loquaciousness, we’re trying to be more quixotic.Sug...
We’re making an effort to make this show normal again, which means more sportball talk? Is that right? In any case, we’ve also brought on guestpert If...
We’re sure you all heard about the iHeartMedia Presents the iHeart Radio Podcast Awards, but we’re totally fine. Absolutely fine. Congratulations. Enj...
There’s an awful amount of blood in this episode. Like an astounding amount. Picture it. No, that’s . . . too much blood. Why are you thinking about t...
Ha ha ha! It’s the great Mambo revival over here and we’ve run out of names of people, so here is just 63:51 of trumpet. Enjoy!Suggested talking point...
We’re very excited about our new sponsor, Buzzer Boys, because there are just so many hornets. So many. We don’t know where they came from, but there...
