Free advice from three of the world's most qualified, most related experts: Justin, Travis and Griffin McElroy. For one-half to three-quarters of an hour every Monday, we tell people how to live their lives, because we're obviously doing such a great job of it so far.
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We've run out of search engines, so we’ve sent the spiders out crawling around for new things, and what they've discovered is that we curse a lot. Any...
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To avoid the curse, forward this podcast to ten people immediately! Or you will be subject to a pile of leftover hotdogs, a giant crow that really wan...
Live from the best venue in the contiguous United States in Milwaukee, WI! We're giving Wisconsonites advice about becoming a city-conquering mayor, b...
Somehow, Willy Wonka has returned with all sorts of strange treats to look out for – and we mean LOOK OUT. Like massive cell blobs or flubbers, pizza...
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We know sometimes the advice we give is unusual, but we would have a 100% success rate if people just followed it. Like some of the questions in this...
The big question we’re addressing this week is: when is Griffin gonna pick a lane? Thanks to the ever-fruitful resource that is wikiHow, we’ve finally...
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You know, when we first made this deal with the djinn where we have to talk about Star Wars every May 4th in exchange for eternal life, it sounded lik...
We’re on the road, so we’re bringing y’all a throwback best-of clip show, including the historic first ever Haunted Doll Watch. Suggested talking poi...
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Have we got a deal for you! Pick a very high value coin – like the PR 70 Deep Cameo PCGS Quarter. Yeah, the one that's worth $17,250. You can have it!...
Strap in, y’all, we’re getting intellectual in this one. We read about De Broglie wavelengths and we tried to use ‘em to let us enjoy a special frozen...
It seems like the Tetris movie is getting critical acclaim, but it’s definitely not the adaption we were expecting so, hear us out: We’re pitching our...
We’re showing off our serious character-voice chops in this episode: Clipping Yoda, the mashmallow-hungry puppet we all know and love; a creepy spirit...
